/brit/

Republic when?

Need a shit but I genuinely can't be bothered to wipe my ass

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cara

>>71352519
good thread

Napoleon did nothing wrong, shame he didn't invade Britain and establish a republic

i don't want to talk to a fucking leaf anyway you nonce

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xth for agincourt

>>71352561
>there'll never be a British Republic with Napoleon and George Washington as co-Presidents

need a bf

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Good beer.

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

>>71352552
she's cute but kinda scary

i'd still lick her bagina

>>71352599
>that girl
more like all of them

>>71352579
Imagine being a towering mass of French muscle and armour and having some Welsh manlet twink blow you the fuck out lmao

comfort eating again

wasting so much money

>>71352610
has caralad put his willy in a fanny before?

NEED a 2005 Keri Sable gf

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Bit hungry but mummy isnt home

>>71352636
no comment

You need to track your results so you can constantly assess and adjust. You want to take a data-driven approach to your success – this is how you optimize your style and maximize your happiness. You might think that I’m taking this too seriously – and to that I say “you fuckin betcha”. My happiness is worth taking seriously and I’m going to engineer the shit out of it.

>Here’s an example spreadsheet that I’ve used for this: Link. Some notes:

>Every time I go out, I have this open. After an approach, I note the results.

>I color code the status of each approach so I can quickly assess my trend and identify live leads to re-open.

>I keep notes so I can periodically step back and introspect.

This approach has been a godsend because it demonstrates that on average, I end up sleeping with about 1 in 10 approaches. This means that if I approach ten chicks a day, I’m sleeping with someone new every day. This is coming from someone with a 5-face and an 8-body on a good day. Statistics don’t lie – and they’re highly reassuring when you’re resuming after a long hiatus.

>>71352647
justeat.canacuck

>>71352595
>Heineken in a brown bottle

Pass

>>71352599
>implying such a girl exists

Bud light is the most refreshing, tasty beer

That's that

Think about Guerrilla Marketing. Take the principles of that concept and apply it to dating. Be unconventional. Make a lasting impression. Create memories. Some of my favorite memories have been products of this kind of thinking:

>Build an app together.

>Drive a truck up a mountain with a couch, champagne, a portable speaker, and some blankets. Watch the sun rise.

>Sneak up to a rooftop with a blanket, champagne, and music. Watch the sun set.

>Take boudoir photos of her – make her look sexier than she’s ever realized she is.

>Deliver a rose to her with a fucking drone.

>Teach her how to drive a stickshift.

>Teach her how to ride a motorcycle.

All of these things are absolutely unforgettable because they resulted in a lifelong, sometimes life changing memory. I fucking love this stuff!

>>71352592
what happened to essex?

>>71352621
>archer
>manlet twink

Archers were the strongest guys on the battlefield. Drawing a 120lb bow takes a lot of strength and training.

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need a hubby

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dormer 2bh lads

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>He doesn't drink mead that was locally brewed with local ingredients
>He drinks that same drink throughout the four seasons

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>>71352621
Think I'd just call it quits as a country if that happened to me.

>>71352724
not sure

>>71352750
bit gay

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>why yes I would enjoy a fine mead

>>71352743
They might have the strongest forearms but knights where generally the strongest with the most height, weight and ferocity

lots of stuff in my nasal

>>71352774
okay

worried the night is going to end up in omegle degeneracy again

>>71352672
>having money to buy food

Fuck off billionaire

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in

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>I drink mead

>>71352724
cameras ready prepare to flash

>>71352599
did, got rejected

whenever you see a long boring pointless inane conversation you just KNOW it's reddit flags

what the fuck is wrong with these people

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>pint o' fuckin wot sunshine? this ain't the bloody battle of hastings

>>71352781
>They might have the strongest forearms
Along with biceps, shoulders and back. Waving a sword around while wearing armour doesn't take a lot of strength, look at all the fat nerds who do it on youtube.

trump supporter screamed "cuck" in my ear as he was having a heated argument with another student across the lecture hall

not a fan

Did anyone else here ever go on Camfrog? I used to love that when my mate had it. Wanted to go on it constantly. Now I can't even be arsed watching someone's periscope.

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3 hours sleep and off to 11 hours workies boysies :) x

>a pitcher of mead my good man

(dont want to hatpost and get a slap on the wrist by janjan)

>>71352856
pretty sick

bought WAY more cans of galereux than anyone would ever need for one night but knocking it back like no-one has probably ever done before either and its only half 7

What do you think of black women shagging white women with big strap on dildos?

tfw no shillary cuck yank bf

>>71352905
RARE barron.

>>71352920
not as good as black men shagging white women with big willies

Chinese is on it's way, going to blast out a big fat wank before it gets here.

you're joking with me. Running around for hours waving a sword wearing 50KG armour, striking, parrying, brawling sure that's nothing, just look at the fat neck beards hitting a wooden target wearing normal clothes with weapons made of modern quality metal. Good comparison.

>>71352961
bent twat

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no

>losing 2-0 to /gd/

>>71352915
>galereux

even that is too low for me, tasted like very weak cider from what I remember

*takes up a pick and helmet and scampers off to work, back hunched*

>>71352966
dont you feel self conscious answering the door with post wank shame

fill in the blank

brexit means ____

don't feel 100%

>>71352977
>>71352892

slightly drunk and don't what to do with myself
might go to a shit expensive club with the lads which i don't really want to do but it's looking like my only option

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More like Dope-oleon.

>>71353010
mayne streeem meedier

>>71353010
closer ties to the commonwealth I hope

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my gimmicks are shit now

Don't believe the main stream (fake news) media.The White House is running VERY WELL. I inherited a MESS and am in the process of fixing it.

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>>71352922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D90CsmtaNs

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Actually would like to try mead, looks nice.

Honey infused alcohol water.

tixerb snaem tixerb

>>71352999
I never got this meme, I feel immediately refreshed post-wank.

>>71353096
heard its disgustingly sweet

>>71353038
Why couldn't the French take Sardinia or Sicily?

>>71353064
a lot of the anti-trump news i see comes from the UK

sort yourselves out

>>71352750
pretty gross to think that these 2 literally stick their willies in each others poo holes

>>71353096
Tastes like honey

>flood europe with third world shit whose culture and attitudes are incompatible
>wonder why native europeans begin to turn against them and the political elite

Mental that there are leopards living in the tundra, which look exactly like the African ones

>>71353108
typical degen prod

>>71353119
The most disgustingly sweet alcohol drink I've ever had is that sugar water woman drink shite kopperberg

>>71353142
Example

i've never had sex

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>A LOD OV THA ANDI DRUMF NOOZ EYE C CAMS FRUM THA YOOO KAAAAY

SUIT YASHELVES OOT

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>>71352781
knights are shit

need a monster gf

>>71353148
What is it with you Rorkes and anal sex. Can't spend a minute without imagining butt sex.

If I asked you why the seasons occur, you wouldn't be able to tell me without googling it

>>71353156
I'm a virgin so I don't know what you're on about mate.

>>71353148
Anal sex with a woman is pretty nasty too 2bh.

she asked me what i do i said i play for the gunners

>>71353182
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-us-president-approval-rating-one-month-historical-low-bill-clinton-a7586931.html

the independent is the worst offender

>>71353128
Niggers can't swim.

>>71353213
it's because the earth is on a tilted axis so the sun hits it differently at different times of the year

going to bed night

>>71353231
The kikes keep us on a short leash

>>71353248
Then how did Portugal end up with an empire?

>>71353265
goodnite

>>71353265
hope you die in your sleep x

>>71353213
The equator is 23.5 degrees off the ecliptic

>have really good wank
>want to have another wank
>have to wait a bit before i can have another wank

reeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>71353276
We made boats, mate.

>>71353197
well sex is pretty integral to the whole idea of a couple so it's a bit odd to think that those two literally do it in their shitty hairy bumholes, a totally unnatural, painful and degrading act that almost nobody save gay men actually enjoys

just had a really nice indian takeaway

having a chuckle about when a British anon had a wank with his eyes closed and headphones in and finished to find that his mum had left a sandwich in his room

>>71353096
Will rekt your teeth

>>71353307
>he still wanks

tsk tsk

playing right into the jews' hands.

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>>71353265
NOYTE NOYTE

>>71353197
>butt
jog on yank

>>71353307
>not wanking between a days rest

THE EQUALIZER

accidentally came without coming. willy went floppy but it was only like 30 seconds before it got hard again

How often do you cunts eat indian food

argentina IS white

>>71353334
wish i had a mum who made food for me

the point of drinking is to get drunk

doing anything other than chugging the cheapest vilest vodka you can find is a waste of money

Why are American women so beautiful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h_W7mMYiU

>>71353334
That's a scene from Human Traffic. Good film if you want 90s UK clubbing scene nostalgia.

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>still hungover from last night

>>71353402
5 times a week probably because my mum is from pakistan

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>>71353328
>a totally unnatural, painful and degrading act
Haha, so basically, stop liking what I don't like?

>>71353154
tundra was full of animals until fairly recently that we see in africa now (cave lions, wooly rhinos, elephants (in mammoth form), giant hyenas), usually in even larger mode

>>71353453
ha ha not me

>>71353402
curry most saturdays, that's it

we drew the match 2-2

>/o/ are #1

>>71353310
can you guys please fix your flag

>>71353459
Could gay people just stop being disgusting for two seconds? Fuck me

>>71353417
Hat

>>71353530
Wanting to be fucked by gays is pretty gay.

>>71353503
>no /brit/ team
don't care

>>71353459
go get shagged up your gridshole you bugchasing septic queer

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enjoying this real life british bojack horseman

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WE GOT THROUGH LADS

>>71353530
>this catholic shame

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>>71353530
>"pls stop being gross"
>Immediately solicits people for sex in the next sentence

>>71353328
Seeing girls anally drilled is very nice tho.

>the first non-league team to make it into the quarter-finals of the FA Cup since 1914

Real life Football Manager?

>>71353575
he could be very good looking if he wasn't fat

really makes you think

>>71353621
bit gay

>>71353530
>Fuck me
Disgusting gay cunt

>>71353604
>>71353621
degenerates OUT

>>71353651
but he'd lose work
the market for good looking characters is saturated

>>71353644
it was 1925 actually

I'm so fucking tired of academic pressure lads. When will this meme end, I'm 21 for fuck's sake. Soon I'll be bald, have 2 kids and a wife and I'll still be shitting my pants doing fucking exams every year.

>>71353417
I gotta disagree. You can enjoy the taste of drinks. Cold sangria in the summer sun, smooth rum cocktails, refreshing lager with a hot vindaloo, there's loads of alcoholic drinks that taste good as well as feel good.

Wish I was drinking again now. Gotta be strong. Don't want to go down that road again.

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>>71350406

had to try for the last few days of college because i was proper behind

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fawk yeahhh

Business idea: make a relatively harmless and generic product and market it as innately scottish so receive support from the nationalist government

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>ywn look this good just having a walk

>>71353759
das nasty

>>71353745
haha shut up dad

>>71353759
Could fat people just stop being disgusting for two seconds? Fuck me

>>71353772
whats this from?

>>71353746
>i-i'm not a 6th form runt i swear
you looked about 17 in the social aswell

>>71353724
Oh

>>71353759
I was gonna get some food. Suddenly I'm not so hungry.

>>71353817
mmmaahhh...nootka

>>71353812
Obesity is a disease, you insensitive shitlord

>>71353772
me entering stage left

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business idea: buy Aston Villa and get them promoted to the Premier League

Could americans just stop being disgusting for two seconds? Fuck me

>>71353858
i thought he just got assassinated

>>71353841
look cunt im not in the mood so just give me an answer yeh?

did anyone ever figure out what was going on when tevez and macherano went to west ham?

Wish my parents weren't Indian but British so they could leave me alone and allow my to wank off and bring girls to my fucking room for fuck's sake

>>71353829

never once said anything about my age lad

im 19

and you DID NOT see me at the 'ston 'ocial

rather not say

Quite the party going on in the Tenerife beach webcam tonight.

https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

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>>71353858
Send them to league 1

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>>71353504
I want this one.

Got to fix the country first, though.

>>71353893
argies were trying to sweeten us up to get the falklands

>>71353926
truck inc. when?

my youtube mainpage rn:

>milo on real time
>cute dogs (rumble viral)
>simpsonwave

yours?

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business idea: buy aston villa and use it run a child sex ring

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71353932
>thicc

want that finger in my vag rn desu senpai

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>>71353932

dire post

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Reckon being gay is genetic tbqh

I mean, as a straight lad I know that tits are fucking great, so SURELY bent lads would also want to enjoy them instead of missing out on the fun.

No amount of willpower or psychological conditioning could make a straight man not be aroused by pic related. Being homosexual is GENETIC.

>>71353956
Tenerife is Spanish. Muslims don't akbar Spain for some reason.

new series of HWNDU just started lads

they got a new set too

hewillnotdivide.us

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>yeah that yank supports blues haha

>>71354024
SWEET

Thanks for the heads up. Season finale was great. Pretty hyped for this installment.

>>71353993
hnnng who's that qt3.14

>>71354024
what? i thought it was supposed to run for the duration of his presidency uninterrupted?

>webm thumbnails randomly stopped working
reeeee

>>71353993
exposure goes a long way

>>71353772
he's coming to heem ya

>4cc
suffocatingly autistic

from hereon in I am the head nigga in charge

any questions?

bradly posting has to be the worst /brit/ gimmick ever. it isn't a bad gimmick in itself, it is the type of posters who use it that make it unbearable

>>71354062
they moved it to a "holocaust and intolerance" museum in albuquerque

>>71354001
>tfw spain and canada both participated in afghanistan but we get labeled as a "crusader nation" in isis propaganda because we're a cancerous growth on america

>>71354024
Imagine being one of the absolute fucking mongs that go to one of these.

>>71354133
wtf why?

>>71353993
most so-called "gays" have had sex with women and find them attractive i.e. they're really just hypersexual degenerates who will fuck basically anything

>>71354025

he supports Arsenal

>>71353993
seuxality is a meme
humans are naturally inclined to rebel and be different to their parents
in the past people would join gangs or invade countries with an army
nowadays people will think that they're gay because it's the ~in thing~ and it rebels against their parents nicely

>>71353993
god her face is fucked, she's lucky she has such cracking chebs

>>71353993
Being homosexual is a combination of genetics, environment, hormones, and coin flips. Sexuality is somewhat immutable after it's been established. The only argument to be made is whether it's harmful, and not based on "I don't like it". And no, it's not.

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>seuxality is a meme

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>>71353957

>most so-called "gays" have had sex with women and find them attractive i.e. they're really just hypersexual degenerates who will fuck basically anything

Don't even know what image to post for this.

DEMAND an indian gf

>>71354211
>Sexuality is immutable

How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

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phillip desu

i've been awake for 5 days

>>71354227
meme in the classical sense

>>71354211
*brings up promiscuity, infidelity, and disease and divorce rates among homosexuals versus heterosexuals*

>trying to end conversation with girl even though i don't want to
>keeps telling me how drunk she is
>she's in a relationship

is she just having a laugh or not? really can't tell

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any tights gfs going spare

>>71354257
>>Sexuality is immutable
...after it's been established. Don't tell me by the time you're 30 you haven't realised your sexuality. You may be living a lie, but you know.

>>71354298
she's a slut, bang her if you dont know the guy

I like girls but I'd shag a guy if he was particularly effeminate

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>meme in the classical sense

i like girls but they don't like me

How are animals so good at hunting?

Just watched some african dogs chase, flank, and corner an impala, forcing it to jump into the river to which it nearly drowned

It got lucky that the other pack killed another impala in the forest and the dogs left it alone

>>71354024
Let's hope /pol/ doesn't show up again

>>71354359
because in an environment where nothing is guaranteed you have to become adept at surviving to pass on your genes

>>71354294
That is a social phenomenon, not inherent in homosexuality. Homosexuals, having long been isolated from society, beaten, and killed, only had brief sexual encounters with other men contributing to these things. 50% of heterosexuals divorce and probably more would not stay together if it weren't for children.

>guy says he has tickets for the pub tonight
>still hasn't called me

getting worried

maybe im bi but living so far in denial that i don't realise it

reckon even though we are sjws right now if scotland actually did become independent we would become hyper rorkists like the yanks

If we weren't meant to be gay then why are men so sexy?

desu

>>71354407
why are a so many nonces bent?

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post your kinsey number lads

>2

>>71354408
>tickets for the pub
wat

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>be american
>get shot

>>71354407
>50% of heterosexuals divorce and probably more would not stay together if it weren't for children.
because people have completely unrealistic expections from marriages. baby boomers were too lazy/selfish to make things work and turned to drugs and drink and other things and let their marriages fall apart despite coming from 10 generations of people that died married

ahh yes put 18 separate napkins in my non-messy takeaway

>>71354445
1

Business idea: put chemicals in the water to make people gay

wew lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoJrtSOXoeY

>>71354445
0

You bloody homo

>>71354445
bit gay

anyone ever been to bucharest?

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>>71354387
That was the best bit by a mile though. The rest was either HAHAHA PAPER YEAH plugging his instagram or random "activists" chanting "hewillnoddyviduz" over and over and over again like brainwashed morons.

The /pol/ stuff brought humour, friction, and genuine drama.

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>>71354452

>>71354471
they should test it on frogs first

>>71354490
I imagine a lot of people have

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>The /pol/ stuff brought humour, friction, and genuine drama.

>>71354445
0.5
'incidentally' homesexual still sounds a bit too gay but i don't want to go as far as to say i'm 100% hetro

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reminder that /pol/ is not white

true white men go to /leftypol/

>>71354533
>but i don't want to go as far as to say i'm 100% hetro

alri 1fag

bender

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/brit/ meetup at Bohemians, Kings Heath on Monday night

>>71354359
they're not

90% of the time they fail (and their cubs subsequently die). and when they do succeed, its almost always an old/young/sick victim

the nature documentaries just make it look more dramatic than it really is

sometimes when im really stoned i fantasise about being the girl in a straight relationship and also i ironically roleplay as being bent on the internet

so id say 1

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>>71354537
good post

>>71354024
>On February 10, 2017, the Museum of the Moving Image abandoned the project.

well that didn't last long

>>71354533

utter moron

you're either 0 or 1

NEVER ever gay

or

POSSIBLY at some point gay in any instance

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What is this image trying to convey?

>>71354537
>>71354614
why are lefties in real life composed of the majority of immigrants and non-whites then?

>>71354621
>Open to all, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, the participatory performance will be live-streamed continuously for four years

>continuously

kek

Lads...lads..Radical Centrism

>>71354436
Because society creates weird cults where they say you can't have sex and boys are more likely to be abused?

honestly reckon I could end cara in a fight

>>71354531
I'm glad you agree with me.

>>71354496
I enjoyed the normal people enjoying themselves.

>>71354537
>identity politics

>>71354646
me on the right

>>71354631
bet you think there's only two genders too lmao

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5 here

>write out a reply
>stop halfway through and delete it

every time.

>>71354650
are they? inshallah i haven't noticed

>>71354747

bit gay this

6 here
don't consider the time i was abused drunk as proof of some heterosexuality, it was only physical, not mental.

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>>71354445
X

was the footy good last night

*divides you*

>>71354772
>I don't have an argument so I'm just going to be ironic and act retarded

>>71354785
fuck off gay romanian

who /slightlypissed/

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cant wait for the world cup lads

>>71353890
taboo

>>71354785
wats it like being gay bro


can you appreciate a pretty girl

>>71353890
Hmm... still want the answer lad?

business idea: blairite coup of labour with blair as their pm candidate in 2020

>>71354750
here, have a you

you deserve it, you

>>71354852
>wats it like being straight bro
>can you appreciate a pretty boy
Yeah, in the same way I can appreciate a... table.

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>>71354844

had SEVERAL cans

feel very very good

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>>71354846
i want to go back to euro 2016

might shag a 'tute tonight
feeling degnerate

>>71354843
Rorkesheed.

>>71354846
lel

>>71354898
if only there was a way to have this feeling 24/7

>>71354929
why don't you just stay home and wank? it'll save 200 quid

>>71354912

England 2 - 1 Wales was the most drunk i've ever been

>>71354894
so you're saying its literally the opposite of being straight???

*jots down notes*


tell me more

no drink for me
up early for the air show

Business idea: socialist revolution and the establishment of a British republic

>>71354968
>200 quid
haha try 50/60 for half an hour
still a good point though

Hi lads,

original japlad here (that is, the so called "£3000 hug" japlad)

I am denying reports of me being in vietnam, that is FAKE NEWS

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>>71355013

>>71355013
I will literally start a civil war if this happens

>>71355027

>poordroid

grim.

>>71355014
the last prostitute i saw snorted 100 quids of my coke and didn't even say thankyou

>>71355057
is this on the new HWNDU or the old one?

>>71355027
this was actually me (the lad who's talking about 'tutes now)
>>71355098
alri muggins

Touch the end please. Just a little bit

>>71355101
old one

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>I will literally start a civil war if this happens

>>71355151
>>71355151
>>71355151

new

NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
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NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS

The niggermid hahaha!

inform crimestoppers about a brothel if they piss me off or try to mug it in any way haha

>>71355098
>>71355014
how old are you?

>>71355111
apologise!

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>>71355093
>mfw all the canucks, yanks and other friends who would join our glorious fight

>>71355125
*tickles your toes*

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>>71355093
you will try

>>71354646
roasties are vapid whores