Names graham. Love car crashes. Hate seatbelts. Hate necks. Hate the wife. Love the pub.
cara
>mate left for an american uni
>came back for a visit
>full on chad
>wants to get a finance job in wall street
he's gone, lads
need a bf
need tim posts
fuck off chester you fat ugly twat
>>71350432
>manager ins and outs is difficult to follow unless I go searching for it desu
not in the slightest
the football league, especially the championship, is widely covered in most british sports media
literally sit at a desk 7 days a week.
how do I get out of this rut
>>71350437
>tfw never able to get comfy in bed with my laptop
need to shove it against the wall desu
>>71350507
i dont think chesh is fat desu
>mate left for a canadian uni
>came back for a visit
>full on cuck
>wants to get gig sucking off refugees on camera
he's gone, lads
Only an episode into the peep show and my anus is already cringing to a ridiculous degree
>he thinks 'rorke' is an insult
Anyone else really struggle to decide what to eat for dinner every single day?
>>71350507
you'll have to get through me kiddo
NEED an East German army gf
drafting a fantastic post
>>71350530
*shoves you up against the wall and kisses you*
>>71350504
where are you in Vietnam lad?
I'm putting out job applications and getting responses, but most are from Hanoi and a bunch of these smaller cities like Hoi Phong Bac Giang and Thanh Hoa
know nothing about them honestly, only really researched Saigon.
have you visited the North yet and can say what its like?
tfw got a job working in the city for one of the biggest banks in the world earning 52k a year as a 1st year graduate
poorfags mad af
rude
>>71350572
*drills her full of holes as she tries to escape into west*
>>71350591
>>71350530
got 2 laptops in my bed atm lol
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YNGUSH6zutTcv_osPURNvH8K19mXiX730Y-JeDRMNbI/edit?pref=2&pli=1
Doing this
Boys look at this meme I just made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-PfqVlBUuQ
>>71350632
Well done. Why are you on here though?
gona dox chester and smash his bent face in
>>71350522
Good point
Alright lad
I'll try harder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpQIDeu1DCE
Really thinking about phone chargers
remember when caralad stopped posting here and then someone found him in /nederaad/ posting on the sly and he just came back here sheepishly
still haven't received a proper explanation for these snide movements
>>71350632
>tfw voted leave
>tfw Mummy May is going hard
>tfw you're about to lose passporting rights
>tfw you're about to be fired
>>71350632
>£52k
>in london
HOWLING
>>71350646
oioi are lad's having a threesome
>>71350628
causes one to ponder
>>71350624
i'm up north atm, ppl im travelling with what to do to the bay and travel down south by coach and bus but i might take a flight down south in a week with a mate and skip all that
north is nice
v busy though
but its great, favourite place so far
super fast internet and very nice scenery, also the girls here are much cuter then the ones from laos and thailand
what sort of jobs are you applying for? do you have a degree?
i'd love to teach english here but since i dont have a degree i dont think it's possible
>>71350667
to laugh at poorfags
especially the uneducated working class
makes me laugh
. also i'm hungover as shit
>>71350635
good, imperialist traitors must be rooted out
>Soft Brexit
>Hard Brexit
Don't understand any of this shit. I voted for Brexit.
>>71350679
the janny kept banning me for all sorts of shit whenever i posted in /brit/ don't have a dynamic ip and couldn't be arsed posting with a proxy all the time
>>71350738
which reddit flag are you?
the north mentioned
>>71350483
i want to figure out a healthy routine i can do every week until I die with no thought to it
have a base ingredient
Mon - pasta
Tue - rice
Wed - pastry
Thur - polenta
Fri - tacos/tortilla
Sat - pizza
top with a mix of veg and sauce
have any kind of meat on a sunday
>>71350738
you dont need a degree, find crooked recruiters. if you're white and a native anglo youll get a teaching job
brexit MEANS brexit
need my little circumcised yank cock sucked
>>71350786
ah yes not runty at all
>>71350474
this 2bh
>>71350813
show arsehole
>>71350738
I'm going to teach english and have my degree/TEFL and some experience so I'm not worried about finding work, I just don't know what city to work in.
a smaller provincial capitol or a big city like Hanoi/HCM
I've heard mixed things about Hoi Phong, it looks nice from pictures but I hear it has a bad rep and they hate foreigners there
>>71350686
financial services is one of the largest contributions to our trade
you think us bankers are gonna miss out because you poor turkeys voted for christmas?
ok dude lol
brexit means remain
>>71350754
>Being out of the EU in name only
>Flipping Juncker the bird as you saunter out of the room
>>71350739
Seems odd you'd brag on here with less than two dozen anonymous posters
>>71350763
let you off x
i too know the dynamic ip feel
>>71350838
didnt know that
Mornin lads
>>71350848
seem to have got your attention though didn't it, poorfag?
>>71350817
how?
avoiding all fast food and mainly healthy vegetarian diet
>>71350829
literally this
Why are americans so terribly dressed?
Some lad just posted this over at /cum/
>>71350765
prefer not to say
>>71350797
where do i find them? assumed i'd need a tefl qualification still which i don't have.
>>71350833
nice
apparently to be a janny you have to fax gook your drivers license
because he's so trustworthy with personal information
brexit means nothing
>>71350834
yes, you'll be fired and your operations will be moved abroad
>>71350632
prove it
>>71350881
that's your average dole scum here minus cum and ketchup stains
>>71350883
they fake the qualifications, and you should ask around in bars that farang frequent
ask for ESL recruiters, and keep talking to one until you find one that doesnt find you lacking a degree a problem
>>71350871
Yeah, but I earn £103k pa working in the O&G industry. I laugh at plebs like you in your shitty bedsits
>>71350881
Why do you act like you're not an American
ar douggie going IN on James O'Brien
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/02/james-obrien-spreading-fake-news-via-bbc-must-watch/
>>71350937
I'm canadian at heart
MAGGIE THATCHER BANKERS BONUSES NHS FOOTBALLERS WAGES
>>71350904
>let me tell you about your job
>>71350632
what degree did you do lad?
anyone else watching the winter cup?
/vg/ is such a fast and cluttered board, christ
the reason september is the ninth month is because of july and august
there used to only be 10 months but those two were added in later to honour julius caesar and augustus
>>71350958
TERRIFIC post
>>71350959
a dildo in thatcher's dead arse
>>71350968
maths
Tell me why we can't slaughter gypsies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4237774/Football-pitch-left-tatters-traveller-site-leaves.html
is there any actual immediate health risks from not washing your hands after taking a piss or a shit?
feel like I'm conditioned to NEED to want to wash mine (specifically after taking a dump) to the point that if I don't I'm practically carrying the next great plague in my digits like fucking satan himself until such time as I've washed them in some weird pleasant-smelling substance, after which I can now go back to touching things without them instantly withering away from disease
>>71350966
considering I lobby government quite literally on the behalf of the CoL and you've been in your job I imagine less than a year? I think I know considerably more than you about your job in the broader context, yes.
>>71350975
who's playing
>>71350932
How do I git gud like you senpai?
>>71350927
so go to farang bars
look for older looking gents i suppose
and ask if they are, or know, an ELS recruiter?
>>71350975
/int/ up next :3
>>71350958
shrieking
>>71351002
oh no... a football pitch...
>>71351002
soon m8
they seem to be a bit worse over there
Desperately need a /tennis/ gf
>>71350797
if you have no degree and no qualifications or experience of any kid it will be rough finding work
you can still do it but you'd be liable to get fired without notice or work for shit pay.
>>71351004
Why are you describing needing to wash your hands as if other people don't feel the same way
Four hundred Americans have more wealth, $2 trillion, than half of all Americans combined. That is approximately the GDP of Russia.
Who do I marry my sister to?
Auld alliance, Danish, or Hungarian alliance?
>>71351004
>>71351004
piss is sterile so not really
for shit, absolutely highly dangerous anaerobic bacteria can proliferate in your lower gut, and spreading that shit to other people or yourself is a real health risk
also not so much a problem in britain but parasites etc are a big reason to wash
>>71350975
Haven't watched that since 2013.
anyone else watching the nigger kick the ball
>tfw to intelligent too fly Ryanair
>why yes do I post on an international forum
>>71351020
/f/ vs /c/
>>71351030
/int/ plays /gd/ next, whatever that fucking board is
>>71351057
Fucking hate them. Worse than pakis
>>71351025
>older looking gents
well most of the teachers are young, idk how old the recruiters are. but the recruiters would probably be asian
>>71351067
he needs to fake a degree and quals, crooked asian recruiters will make the documents for you on the kao san road
>>71351018
>CoL
yeah i bet you're more influential than all the banks that are in the UK.
i'm sure you poorfags will get your way, and these guys will lose lol
you have to be 18 to post here
>>71351102
FOB
flying to the continent for the weekend for 20 quid is great
>>71351102
good picture that doesn't get more replies because people don't realise the airship is part of the brain
>>71351102
nowt worse than a 3 hour flight back from Eastern Europe on a #boozey one with the boys sweating your cunt off staring at the bright yellow plastic upholstery
>>71351045
ah yes, hatposters being morons as per
>>71351057
They are literally just Irish people in caravans
anyone watching the cuckball
Spotted an inbred gypo, lads>>71351055
>>71351119
was staying v close to kao san for 4 days and went there every day/night
never saw fake degree sellers or fake i.d.'s anywhere
>>71351123
the CoL means the City of London mate, crikey you really are clueless aren't you
>>71351155
yep that's it xD
>>71351187
ah yes they have neon signs advertising it on street level
bruh...
What is the maximum number of Tunnock's Tea Cakes that I should eat in one sitting ? I have a box of 6
How long does it take to learn to ride a motorbike?
>>71351213
literally where
>>71351223
Pics
Dunno what those are
Poo
>>71351213
fuck off yank
>>71351238
just like riding a bike innit
>>71351119
its possible, but with fake qualifications its going to be rough and he can be deported if the government decides they don't want to give fakers a business visa
whats it called when a woman licks a mans asshole?
/cum/ isnt being helpful but im sure you degenerates know
>>71351004
went into pay for petrol this morning and some traveller at the till next to me was trying to pay for his (and a shit ton of other shopping) with a €200 so obviously fake I almost burst out laughing right there and then at the state of it. literally looked it was printed with some shitty late 90s massive yoke that struggled to print each little dot
and there were literally large signs at the pumps saying they specifically don't accept €200-€500 notes FFS
>/brit/ is full of socially awkward virgins
>also full of South East Asian sex tourists
Makes one ponder...
>>71351288
rimming
>>71351288
rimming you fucking virgin and it feels great
>>71351291
meant for >>71351002
>>71351252
ah yes
listen to him and start poking around back alleys asking for some help with criminal activity
very smart thing to do.
just work as a bartender you mong
>>71351307
>>71351312
thanks
Couldn't respect a woman who would happily lick my arsehole desu
>>71351253
FOY
>ChelseaWinsLOL
>>71351288
Rimjob. It's very nice (I imagine)
Only respect a woman who would happily lick my arsehole desu
>>71351288
disgusting
Ah yes
they really know how to make their properties look appealing.
eating a cheeky dominos
anyone else watching niggers kick my balls
>POOVERHAMPTON POOVERERS
>>71351252
find an edgy community of english teachers in asia they'll set you up
most ESL teachers are degenerate alcoholics that couldnt hack it in the west, youll be fine as a white guy
Couldn't lick a woman who would happily respect my arsehole desu
>tfw no nootka
>>71351355
>>71351336
>>71351288
rusty trombone
3 tunnocks tea cakes eaten
Musnt have the other 3
what's being rimmed like?
>>71351330
ah yes, i was clearly asking for exact instructions on where to go
zzzzz
also doubt you can get a working visa as a bartender
>girl i used to talk to wants to play games together
>sends me her profile
>50+ comments from beta orbiters
>get in game and she has an inventory worth $5k
ah yes, women have it so hard.
If the Dutch don't elect Wilders they're fucked tbqh
Could only respect a man with the bravado to demand I lick his arsehole
>>71351367
how cheeky?
>>71351372
>find an edgy community of english teachers in asia
how and where tho
>immoijun moi suprayze
>>71351397
That's when she gives you a reach around at the same time
>>71351408
>he doesn't pretend to be a woman to get gifts
I bet you pay for games too.
>>71351322
They just cause misery wherever they go and wonder why they're despised by society.
>>71351407
I'm saying don't waste time with criminal shit like that, apply to schools if you like but it will be rough finding good work.
>>71351433
keep trying
maybe it will be funny one day
There's some kind of festival going on in my favourite stream and the DJ just started playing the theme from Fresh Prince.
http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html
About time to order that chinky.
What are you lot on tonight food/drink wise?
>>71351406
I bet it feels very nice
>>71351418
nandos/10
>>71351401
Got number 4 on the table in front of me
>>71351430
not gonna namedrop the one I frequent but I got a kik for an asian recruiter that could set me up in asia as a teacher, demand is higher than supply, apparently
literally look on forums until you find a community thats more like 4chan than reddit, ie lack of proper etiquette, swearing, edginess, degeneracy. i wouldn't be surprised if most male ESL teachers are escaping their demons in north america and europe
>>71351487
potato wedges and absinthe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elj2m1x-oEk
>>71351473
that's what i'm looking into right now t b h
>>71351408
what inventory/game?
>>71351477
THA RITE WING IZ THE PROPAH COUNTAH CULTAH
>>71351522
>not gonna namedrop the one I frequent
plz
i will smash 4 mill vnd into your off shore swiss bankright RIGHT NOW
>>71351527
Early 2000's hellow
KEEP TRAYENG MEBE ITLL BE FANNY ONE DEH
Was really depressed when I was a NEET but even with a full time job I am starting to get the same feeling of not having a sense of purpose and getting depressed again
>KEEP TROIYIN
>MAYBEH IT WULL BE FUNNEH ONE DEH
>>71351527
I fucking despise you cunt
>>71350950
Good lad.
why is pjw always yelling? what the fuck is wrong with him
>>71351551
csgo
dlore glock fade etc, all gifted from extreme orbiters. has a lot of streamers on her friends list as well, know this girl when we were in school and shes on a good day a 6/10.
>KAP TREYIN MEEBAY ITAL BE FUNNAH WUN DEY
>>71351522
why are you helping this loser and not me?
I'm the one with real qualifications
>>71351610
Asperger's syndrome
>THE KEEP TRYENG IS THE NEW COUNTAH FUNNEH ONE DEH
THA YEWRUPEAN YEWNION
MANE
STREAM
MEDIARRR
>>71351626
>why are you helping this loser
delete this post mate
>>71351611
can't believe you actually value autistic shit like that
would happily not have that all to not have periods and shit, being a bird is fucking shite tbj
the hour approaches
>>71351570
will you actually slide me some money through paypal if i get you in contact with a bent recruiter?
>>71351626
you dont need help and ive never actually been to vietnam itself so i cant tell you where the nice places to live are
THE SO COOLED TULLERANT KEEP TRAYING ISN'T SO FUNNEH AFTER ALL
>go on 4chan
>get bored
>switch tab to Facebook
>refresh and scroll down even though I don't give a fuck about what's on it
>switch tab to Youtube
>nothing interesting in the recommended section
>switch tab back to 4chan
I swear I used to have so much more fun on the internet. These days everything has just condensed into 3 or 4 sites I repeatedly go on and don't know anything else
Genuinely think the poster getting triggered by the PJW meme is PJW.
>>71351555
>>71351576
>>71351579
>>71351615
>>71351636
What dialect is his accent?
listening to hi tech trance again
can feel the third eye opening
>tfw the left bullies you again
I can bench press over 690 billion nanograms
Reckon if PJW seen our posts he'd make an angry video calling us bitter hateful virgins that aren't funny or something and that this is a pathetic attempt at countering the counter culture
/leftypol/ """"""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""
>gonzurvadism iz du nu bung rogg xdxd
>>71351698
york
>>71351682
>i don't want to live a comfy life getting everything i need from permavirgins and leaching off chad the streamer who makes 40k a month just because dude periods lol
you sound like a proper mong.
>>71351691
this
>update
>update
>update
>update
>>71351698
counter culture dialect
>>71351698
the virgin dialect
>>71351611
>shes on a good day a 6/10
Playing video games gives you +5 towards nerds though.
uggy uggy uggy
>3 day weekend
>could've taken a comfy trip
>but no gf so it seems sad and pointless
wish i'd never been born
>>71351716
IMOYGEN MOI SUPRIZE
>>71351728
no, I don't, that sounds fucking wank
you're such a sad little twat
>>71351760
u could have met a girl on the trip
>>71351667
at least I can get a gf in the West, let alone Asia.
>>71351684
yes, i would
SELL ME YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS
>>71351779
you're fucking retarded mate
if a girl touches you in a non-sexual way (i.e., not your willy) does that mean she likes you?
>>71351790
no need to hurt my feelings pal
>>71351682
>being a bird is fucking shite
post boobs
>>71351691
The internet as a whole is being condensed by sites like Youtube and Facebook. They pull so much traffic that everyone is putting there content on there instead of separate websites. On top of that traditional forums and chatrooms have been destroyed by Facebook, Reddit, Twitter and 4Chan.
Alri Paul haha
>>71351831
this show any good
>>71351717
>humor
why dont you just get on your knees and put drumpfs cock in your mouth already
The concept of globalism, or a series of countries uniting to form an extremely powerful entity terrifies me greatly
*pats your back*
You'll be 'right mate
>>71351811
didn't think you'd have a comeback you little wasteman
at least you know what a little beta sad case you are
RUGRESSIF LEFT
if a boy touches you in a sexual way (i.e., your willy) does that mean he likes you?
>>71351856
runt
>>71351852
will definitely be upvoting this
What should i order from the chinky?
>>71351865
This serves a dual purpose as it also describes his performance in the revanant
>>71351831
aahhh nootka....
>>71351850
yes
>>71351898
one cornetto
Working hard on bringing the word STANK back into fashion
>>71351898
ribs
Arse stanks
@62
dont ever reply to me again you absolute fucking retard.
>>71351898
A gf
>>71351794
sorry mate this isnt ethical, get a TEFL cert :^)
wouldn't want to jeopardize the english language skills of vietnamese children
BREGGSIT
hello i am british lad
>>71351691
I miss the times when I discovered new, ACTIVE websites often, hell I even miss website rivalries and shit like that. Everything was more spread out instead of being on these website that are "accessible" because they have every single feature on them and cause of that there's not much need to venture out for a lot of people.
>Da just told me that there was a time I had the makings of a fine civil young lad about me
What the FUCK did he mean by this???
>>71351969
FFS
just 4 beers tonight methinks
The internet is pretty stank these days
Haven't seen thailad in a bit
>>71351827
>On top of that traditional forums and chatrooms have been destroyed by Facebook, Reddit, Twitter and 4Chan.
it's shit that theres hardly any real alternatives, and the ones that exist are fucking dead
>>71351691
Same. What happened to that feeling of freedom, like there was a whole online world to explore? It's like I was happily bouncing around from site to site until I hit this one, which sucked me in and the door closed behind me.
I got locked out of my Facebook account a couple of years ago. Could get back on with a bit of fucking around but I don't miss it one bit. Reddit can be okay for funny/weird vids and cool pics if you find the right subs, but the discussion is lame as fuck.
Twitter is a good waste of time as well, but like Reddit, everyone's so careful about what they say (myself included) because of the commie mods looking for a reason to ban/report folks. I could literally be arrested by British police if I say the wrong thing.
Here's a list of other chans I was given if you feel like doing some exploring again:
http://pastebin.com/EUrfHx7n
Kept me busy for a day or so, until I came right back here where the party never ends...
>>71352001
Link?
>>71352037
nonce
25.6mg of codeine to mellow out.
>Posted an inflammatory remark in another thread
>Closed the tab before anybody had the chance to confront me
>>71352133
*confronts you now instead*
don't really like /int/ 2bh
>>71352123
i know someone that did 20 bars and had to get his stomach pumped
watching EX-TTRRREEEMMMEEEE WORLD WITH PHIL MITCHELL lads
he's just picking fights with random people in the favelas at this point
think i'm going to be sick
shouldn't after started drinking so early
>>71352139
Cheers buddy.
>>71352073
Companies buying other companies
>>71352171
But that's because of the other shit in it like paracetamol and ibuprofen. They add them so you don't do 20 at once. He should've just used cold water extraction.
DEY SEYD BREGGSID WUD BE A DISADAH
Just completed Ninja Warrior UK
Twice
>>71352073
How many are dead out of that list?
The demand for (You)s are there, but there's a lack of supply lads.
How do I capitalize on this?
>>71352183
you mean ross kemp mate
>>71352229
>He should've just used cold water extraction.
he was a dumb degenerate
>71352258
>capitalize
fuck off yank
>>71352247
I could honestly win ninja warrior so easily
this general is shit
>>71352238
MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU
pugs are bro tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZLx8FB_lyw
>>71352066
hes alive dw
>>71352287
pretty stank, I agree
>>71352284
Yeah but could you complete it twice like me?
>>71352300
did you meet him in bangkok?
>>71352247
>>71352284
>>71352328
>>71352328
yeah but can you complete the impossible quiz?
You think your asshole comments are funny. A bunch of stupid asslicking cocksuckers is what you all are. every last one of you. I'd like to burn you at the stake after smashing you toes with a sledgehammer for a couple of days.
>>71352328
not sure, probably tho
>>71352312
nobody in this thread talks to eachother, everyone is just posting random shit and nobody gets any (You)s
how is that fun, fucking retarded anglos
>>71352298
fucking hate those little runt dogs, ugly little meme twat """dogs""" that fucking snore and snort like little shithouses all day rubbing their smelly arseholes on everything
>>71352375
SHART
Arrival
High-Rise
Big Short
What should I watch tonight, gents?
>>71352254
Depends what you mean by dead. Most of them were never more than 3 post a day ghost towns anyway. A lot are fully shut down. I haven't been through all of them but there are quite a few still standing, even if they're quiet as hell.
Classical Liberalism is pretty based t-bh
>>71352369
prolly not
anyone want to talk to me?
>>71352408
S N E A K Y
P E T E
>>71352408
Big Short
>>71352424
hey :3
>>71352408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hra8IP07Zg
>>71352381
You're right, but it won't change.
@71352381
The weak should fear the strong Sven.
/brit/ doesn't let the weak get any (You)s
>>71352408
letters from iwo jima
hate people who treat their pets like their kids
>>71352450
o-oh
>>71352451
fuck off i just asked you a question and you didn't answer it
>>71352465
Already seen it.
>>71352401
>walk the barratt way
/brit/ is like school in the summertime: no class
>>71352455
Is this the 4chan football thing again? The whole thing is organised and played by redditors.
>mentioning the cup gets you warned for spam
>>71352408
passengers
>>71352487
Was gonna talk to you but then you started giving attitude. You're on your own mate.
Important new: >>>/tv/79562511.
>>71352487
why dont you just calm the fuck down
You need to track your results so you can constantly assess and adjust. You want to take a data-driven approach to your success – this is how you optimize your style and maximize your happiness. You might think that I’m taking this too seriously – and to that I say “you fuckin betcha”. My happiness is worth taking seriously and I’m going to engineer the shit out of it.
Here’s an example spreadsheet that I’ve used for this: Link. Some notes:
Every time I go out, I have this open. After an approach, I note the results.
I color code the status of each approach so I can quickly assess my trend and identify live leads to re-open.
I keep notes so I can periodically step back and introspect.
This approach has been a godsend because it demonstrates that on average, I end up sleeping with about 1 in 10 approaches. This means that if I approach ten chicks a day, I’m sleeping with someone new every day. This is coming from someone with a 5-face and an 8-body on a good day. Statistics don’t lie – and they’re highly reassuring when you’re resuming after a long hiatus.