/brit/

doing a cheeky Duolingo lads

going to kill myself

bye

>Atheists only argument is "haha you're stupid"

S C R E E C H I N G

dont understand people who take the doomsday clock seriously
yes, they are nuclear scientists and very smart
no, they do not therefore know about politics and international relations

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dormer 2bh lads

>>71340465
>opinion of scientists
>must be scientific because they are scientists after all

found the dolt

>>71340485
me, (you)

feel like absolute shit

>>71340493
you don't use reason and logic in an argument against someone who is unreasonable and illogical

>>71340492
please dont x

>>71340493
haha you're stupid

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>what did you say you sjw? you're the real racist!

>>71340516
haha
same

fucking rum

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Really makes you think.

>>71340441
too scared to come to sheffield

>>71340525
ok i won't

>>71340505
All science is interpretation, son.

going to put some silly accys on

>>71340516
just want her back xx

>>71340537
I'll truly miss the scots when they finally fuck off and leave us alone

>>71340566
No. science is about replicable results

>>71340537
Scotland is 96% white british, I visited Glasgow and it was like going back in time to the 50's

>>71340425
>>71340425
nice
my dad has a tiny little kit car and because it's tiny and low to the ground, it feels like you're doing 50 even though you might be going 30
40 feels like 70

>>71340606
Yes, the interpretation of replicable results.

*accuses you of cuckoldry*

Really want a Triumph Bonneville

i don't respect anyone who is younger than me

do you?

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>>71340441
Haven't been here in years and you guys are still making threads with that anime.

Any new bong related anime?

>>71340627
replicable results limits the scope for divergent interpretations

wish i'd gone to the pub last night now
the lads got into a fight and sparked some mugs out

seeping a few millilitre of beer

>>71340650
True.

But that does not change the fact that an interpretation is still, ultimately, an interpretation.

if you have a hangover: ha ha

Really want a trimaran

lads i've just done a poo, now i'm hankerin' for a wankerin' desu

>>71340642
I don't respect anyone period

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/all-grown-up-sexing-up-the-internet-with-the-daily-mail

Why are rorke's such snide little nonces?

>vice

Stop being a nonce and read it.

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>>71340691

>>71340681
>True
Agreed

>>71340698
me on the far right

>>71340709
>period

foy

>>71340712
>vice
shan't be doing that

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lads
i found an mp who's more pathetic than corbyn

>>71340698
Christ UKIP are such a meme.

>>71340713
why should i take advice from someone who is a convicted murderer, arsonist, and supreme edgelord?

I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

>>71340712
>grown up adult women
it's creepy but it's not noncery

>>71340718
You're still really autistic.

lad very board
whats there to do in London today

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>i found an mp who's more pathetic than corbyn

>>71340746
Don't take the name of Christ UKIP in vain.

wonder if any MPs lurk /brit/

>>71340775
t. paddy mcnally, proud scouseman

>>71340745
well corbyn shagged that so I think that makes him even more pathetic

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>>71340750
because of these numbers is why

Hitler? Not a fan.

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2452066134d0aa7e615d804eca20b84e80020219e9bf3bd2094764fb1595db741&pass=1


pw - willies

chirp chirp

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-39015085

Anime will be wiped out by roving death squads when I'm president of earth

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>there are lads in this thread who remember 9/11 happening

why do you still come to a site for teenagers?

creepy desu

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>>71340805
you have a lot to learn

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Ok, so the tiny loaf is ready. It has cinnamon and nutmeg in it. x

>>71340822
good lad

>>71340839
this desu

Is Nigel Farage the new Jeremy Clarkson?

>>71340822
you've got my vote then

@71340839
@71340874
>for teenagers
rule 2

I love UK sooooo much! <3 xxx

london bridge falling down

>>71340839
If you're a teenage on here then you need to get a fucking grip and get outside

>>71340898
are you a girl?

if you were born after 1995 you're not a real person

>>71340907
Most people on /brit/ and 4chan are 21 or under, granddad

>>71340907
>I'm allowed to be here because my life is already a failure
ah yes

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1999 master race here

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>>71340858
nah mate, it's you who's got some learning to do

*does a dance*
*sings a song*
waheyyy

>>71340977
Only 90s kids will get this

RAINDROP
DROP TOP

>>71340977
Quite'd like to nonce you a bit haha. x

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>>71340804
i bet she was alri when she was younger though

>jez you coming over, mums gone out and im on me own

>>71340984
*punches you in the stomach*

>>71340805
>>71340858
>>71340980
s m h

I was definitely NOT born in 2000 haha, definitely not janny :)

>girls are nice to me
>think they're flirting with me

>girls are flirting with me
>think they're just being nice to me

Just end it all lads.

>>71341013
*doubles over, letting out a little wheezing breath*

>>71340940
wrong

>>71341054
sad old twat

Will think about food for a moment.

Wonder if chatango is still going, used to be proper easy to get nudes off emo girls on it.

wanna rub one out but I'm not allowed to remove my pants

>>71341097
doing a self-(You)

>>71341082
wrong

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>>71341004
nah

mummy just got back from aldi so Im off to make some lunch x

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glad that the 'beeb is there to let me know about the important goings-on in the world, lads. Their reporting really gets the grey matter whirling.

The Scots should be holocausted

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>>71341097

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>he's wasting the best years of his life shitposting on a japanese dildo crafting board

>>71341115
Is this when Jeremy Corbyn was opposing apartheid whilst the tories were in favour of it?

>>71341126
What did mummy bring back? :)

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Bf got me this.

>>71341097
noice

>>71341161
Frikadellen

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>>71341097

>>71341151
>pre 18, can't do shit
>18-25, paralyzed by lust
life doesn't get good until you get the hormonal shit out of the way

>>71341136
they are just butthurt that trump blew the fuck out of their whole organisation in that press conference

Listening to Stone Sour.

The English should be holocausted. That way nothing of value will be lost.

started lifting and accidentally got too big, what do?

pakis jews and the scots should be holocausted

>>71341242
doing a second self-(You)

>>71341225
let me suck your willy.

>>71341211
Imagine being so delusional to think this.

Bizarre.

remember when we were just kids on /b/ circulating that pic about being 20 something, playing video games and being slightly racist
how far we've come

>>71341151
Everyone here is much younger than you. Get a life m8

>>71341210
i wanked about 10 times a day when i was 12-18, what are you talking about?

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>NEW ICM POLL: 68% Want Government to Get On With Brexit, Even Remain Voters Now Back Getting On With Leaving EU

Why is Milo Yinolalalalsj or whatever his name is touring the US talking about Trump? He isn't even American.

>>71341268
I remember that

>>71341273
fake news

>>71341270
>being an irate paki underage

>>71341280
because he's looking for nigger dicks

>>71341259
it's literally true though

you could see the BBC reporter was fuming

>>71341311
second attempt at a second self-(You)

>>71341280
He lives in america
he says there too many muslims in europe now

!!POLL WITH LIFE AND DEATH CONSEQUENCES!!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12364339
http://www.strawpoll.me/12364339
http://www.strawpoll.me/12364339

>NEWER VERY IMPORTANT POLL: Brexit a shit idea, 67% of people understand this fact, want to Remain

>>71341273
I thought the polls were always wrong. Why are you listening to experts?

>>71341305
I think you're exaggerating.

>>71341272
where did I say they were exclusive, you fucking drongo prick

>>71341280
Americans enjoy listening to mongs

if you were born any year after 1995 you are cancer

seems dreadfully unlikely

>>71341354
Alri granddad

>>71341326
not going to vote if i have to do a captcha

meanwhile i do a captcha to post this

molto bene

>>71341354
this

>ask a girl if she wants to go out tomorrow
>"oh sorry I'm busy the next couple of days, but I can do X or Y day"

You know a girl's alright when she suggests another day instead of being a bitch

if tony blair wasn't pm when you were born you're too old for this website

>>71341305
He was bemused if anything, lad.

It was a farce. It was supposed to be a farce, it was to distract attention from Russia.

>>71341280
American is a state of mind

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SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT

*cries*

i feel it in my bones

been wearing the same pants since september
could do with a wash

If you were born outside of 1995-1999 it's properly weird for you to be here. You're like the weird balding mature student who hangs out at the SU and thinks he fits in.

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>>71341399

>>71341386
>tfw born the same year Blairist Britain was born

must've been a factor in my eventual rorkesformation

>>71341399
I enjoy this show, but I also can't deny that a fair portion is 'reddity' as people put it

Such as the part where they work out and start beating up people

did that cunt with the DISGUSTING nails get them fixed?

1997 objective master race here

>>71341369
Got it, I will remember that next time
>>71341326
Thanks to all who voted!

I am going with Coffee and a single toast slice with peanut butter

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well?

the answer is in limbo

>>71341487
would agree with this policy

>>71341487
If we eat dogs, why not eat humans too.

Is this what kids do now?

betfair website is crashing

looks like william hill will be getting my money this week

>>71341517
damn that's deep senpai...

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T H I S

how to cure a hangover in 3 hours lads. it's a bad one.

>>71341492
I see you posting all the time, are you takeshi or david-kun teaching english?

>>71341180
saw this in urban outfitters just before christmas

>>71341539
woahhh

*votes leave*

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Y/N?

>>71341399
ummm...

*pulls down pants*

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>>71341539
Fixed

>>71340441
freems

>>71341575
only for extreme ones like the daisy destruction guy . anything not as clear cut as that could be too much room for error

Burnley 0-1 Lincoln City

maditng

the spirit nods yes

Disgusting effeminate twink.

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>>71341627
EXPOSED

>>71341487
*Likes*
*Shares*

>>71341614
post the girl version of this pic

*cedes you a piece of territory*

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one of my flatmates used some of my butter
i swear once i catch them i'll chin the cunt

>>71341614
gets the noggin joggin

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*shares*

>>71341517
Chung

>>71341625
Well that's murder on top of everything else, so...

>>71341666
Australia doesn't need any more territory, we're perfect

>>71341700
are you sure you don't want Maine or Nebraska?

>>71341647
Gross old queen

Used my autistic fuck roommate's butter and now I hear him furiously typing at his computer

>>71341725
my balls never hang this low

the signs arent clear

>>71341733
>having land borders with other countries

Absolutely plebeian

>>71341733
i'll take maine if i can take stephen king with it and do whatever i want to him

>>71341779
agree

back then i was driving with no licence
i was struggling with violence

>>71341807
Uh, excuse me honey but what's the deal with Northern Ireland?

>>71341808
Sick rhymes cunt.

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>parents spoil little sister
>always got her way
>new phone
>cars
>didn't have to get a job at college
>told to fuck off when complaining about her being a cunt
>sister grows up to be a little shit
>parents complaining about it now

absolutely smug as fuck ngl

>>71341725
Looks like something from a modern art gallery.

>>71341614
probably smells like ammonia

>>71341466
nope
derma told me it was because I bite them
don't know what to do now, probably kill myself

>>71341685
I wonder if the people who made this think being a pedo was a choice

>>71341823
the man said 12 pound for 2 tickets and there was an awkward silence
she had to pay me into the cinema
and at that point there i was frightened
do i tell her that i fell off? or do i lie?
either way she was smiling

>>71341816
>Northern Ireland
>Ireland
clue's in the name lad

>>71341848
Don't be dead. Chop off fingers instead.

I have never taken a lover

>>71341865
Shit rhymes cunt.

>>71341848
get some otc shit
it's better than nothing

>>71341882
South Korea isn't part of North Korea, point invalid

You'll be giving the land back to Ireland then?

>>71341926
would do if i were in charge, yes

i habitually bite the skin off my lips and eat it

>>71341914
having a pooh but my name ain't winnie
your girl calls me papa but not like new guinea

Northern Ireland is an outdated vestige of colonialism.

ive been on a cut for a week and havent lost anything
shall i just say fuck it and start a cut when i reach a 200kg deadlift?

i am dead certain it is true

>>71341987
shut the fuck up you stupid gook

Lads what's the short word for Englishman?

You have Brit, Scot, Welsh etc but none for Englishman

>>71342004
haha you sure told him

>>71342011
anglo
also you dont say "he's a welsh"

>>71341883
new browser who dis?

>>71342011
paki

>>71342011
Black

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>>71341959
Guy from UK.
He was gay.

>>71342011
Engli alri

>>71342011
bong

just realised i'm 22 and my life hasn't changed at all since i was 16

>>71342011
Cunt.

just realised i'm 90 and my life hasn't changed at all since i was 16

just deposited £30 into the 'liam 'ill

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steak egg & cheese bagel from mcburgers for breakfast today lads

treating myself

just realised i'm 19 and my life hasn't changed at all since i was 62

>why yes I shall treat myself by eating from the lowest quality restaurant available

>>71341981
LADS please

>>71342136
fuck off murderer

just realised i'm on a shitty anime forum making a shitty post

@71342170
Why are you asking here you fucking boring cunt?

>>71342143
wow they should lock that racist up and throw away the key!!

>>71342202
sorry i said "lads" not "bitter virgins who play golf"

>>71342143
did the kid die?

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tfw went to 2 posh restaurants in 2 days for some company thing
tfw ordered their most expensive steaks to piss off my boss who paid for it all

@71342219
lmao no one fucking cares you inane piece of shit

>>71342170
Cut when the time is right.
Follow your heart

>>71342234
good lad

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>lmao no one fucking cares you inane piece of shit

On the ol' Badoo, lads

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>>71342159
bet you wouldn't be saying that if you ever had one

>>71342170
Give it time you spotty virgin.

are we still doing that meme where we all pretend we're in our teens or very early 20s?

indo = java
indonesia = javascript

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bout 2 get da hair done innit

not shore wot 2 get doe

>>71342307
yeah lol, noone could be THAT old XD

>>71342340
get one of those scene kid haircuts that were popular in the late 00s

>>71342307
>pretend

i'm a 32 year old virgin

i'm not even ugly

>>71342284
idea: use the canadian red ensign and make the american darker

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just gambled away 30 british pounds

uppity potatoniggers

>>71342375
the canadians don't deserve the red ensign

>>71342359
good
premarital sex is deadly sin that will damn you for ever

just had a phone interview

>>71342351
I was VERY close to going full emo/scene back in school but I'm glad I didn't in hindsight.

>>71342297
I'm the one who got you that image mate, I'd kiss my ring if I were you

*proffers my ring*

>>71342426
post one technical q asked, please

>>71342429
i didn't but my best friend did and ended up getting a qt scene gf out of it while i remain a virgin to this day

fuming

any good films lads

>>71342457
describe a typical coaching session including brief, on water training, and debrief

Just skyped with the gf for the first time in like a week and I'm feeling all fuzzy inside lads :3

Good feel

>>71342482
kidulthood
adulthood
brotherhood

Wouldn't mind giving it to a 17 year old lad haha.

>>71342482
the black knight

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me banging the runt drum to summon them from their cages to the feeding hole

>>71342471
That's just the way mate, two of my mates turned into emos and ended up getting gfs and knowing loads of birds from the scene. I'm just not a fan of it now that I grew up, maybe it would've been worth it for us to start shagging back then though haha.

drinking brandy and orange lucozade

runt life

>>71342482
zoolander 2

ONLY if you liked the original

>>71342482
harry potter and the philosopher's stone

>>71342482
The Lives of Others

>>71342379
get in there my laaaaad

>>71340555
Good lad x

forgot what I was going to do

>>71342497
nice, bet you did great la

>>71342482
Zulu

>>71342482
12 Angry Rorkes

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lads

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>>71342507

>>71342574
*prescribes you ritalin*

do you think you're better off alone?

>>71342482
Burn After Reading is the spiritual sequel to The Big Lebowski

>>71342482
Spun

>>71342618
oooooo.oooo
talk to me
oooooo.oooo

>>71342482
kes

>>71342482
The cuckold

>>71342443
I made it you twat

>>71342627
Saw that last week
Felt a bit disappointed at one key moment 2bh, it was just so sudden and for seemingly no reason but to be a shock (do NOT want to spoil it)

>>71342482
gonna do a double recommend for this
>>71342668

just woke up, gonna to do subway for the usual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncOs9KIvvs

the gf

>>71342678
you mean when two characters meet? cause i found that hilarious

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>>71342482
The Devil's Own

>>71342700
would wrap barbed wire around my index and middle fingers and then stick it up her fanny

>>71342700
looks like any 10 a penny slag you would find in t'club on a weekend

i'll pass

Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

>>71342773
don't care

Thanks for all the yous

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Pewdipie is ourguy

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>>71342773
alri

>>71342700
i've put worse things in my fanny desu

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me on the right

>>71342834
is that doctor who?

kitkat chunkies are still in the fridge

business idea: work till I'm dead

>>71342824
refuse to believe that you're a girl honestly

>>71342700
haha

she reminds me of my mates gf

>>71342806
what kind of accent does this guy have again?

>>71342618
MC SMALLY YEAH THATS MY NAME

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the gf

Anyone else want a can of juice? I'm gonna pick up an Irn-Bru

>>71342877
it'll never catch on

>>71342877
business idea: die so you don't have to work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XibzC-e_s5M

hyped desu

go out tonight y/n?

*forces your head*

*turns your son to ribs*

>>71342482
Accattone

>>71342947
Nah there's nothing to do outside.

>>71342996
>>71342996
>>71342996
>>71342996

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>71342700
Why do girls think having weird sex is some kind of massive achievement?

Every girl I talk to always goes on about it. Kind of defeats the point of weird sex.

quick on the trigger

Forty Three

Quick on the draw

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I SAID
ANY SOUTHEND MAN IN

last post itt

the fwb just sent me a snap of her with a ponytail

looking forward to smashing her back doors in while pulling on it

Jobless Janaweyo
Jobless Janaweyo
Forget to wait till page 8
Janaweyo can't wait
He'll pop a report on your thread and get you banned awayo

JANNY's GOT A GUN

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Finishing off the mass effect series before the new one comes about tbqh

on the 3rd one now

>>71343126
Could not give less of a fuck