/brit/

first for usa

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Parallels between the Dems and Labour losing are amazing

Hope they make the same mistake and run a far left candidate who alienates everyone by calling for crazy social justice shit.

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>computer games are art

>Brian King, diagnosed with Aspergers and father of three kids on the spectrum

aspies should be sterilised

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>Parallels between the Dems and Labour losing are amazing
>Hope they make the same mistake and run a far left candidate who alienates everyone by calling for crazy social justice shit.

>>71334365
What is art?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypnC5-M7PhQ


watching this.

What is a 'normal' penis length?

>>71334345
That's literally what they're planning. They're calling every moderate liberal saying no a conservative.

>>71334384
quite like this update to the gimmick

good lad, pioneering new gimmicks.

>>71334396
6 long, 5.5 wide

>>71334396
3" flaccid 6" hard

>>71334411
literally my measurements

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>>71334365
>created using the human imagination, with the aim of provoking emotions
>not art
I hope you're trolling, or a woman.

the utter state of this decade

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2010s

>>71334420
COCK NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

>>71334411
>>71334413
there is no way 6 is average

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>>created using the human imagination, with the aim of provoking emotions
>>not art
>I hope you're trolling, or a woman.

>>71334423
>created by groups of computer nerds with the sole purpose of making money

Ftfy

>>71334449
It is

bought a ticket to something tonight but don't want to go

>>71334345
it's hard to believe they're this stupid

must be something more to it.. perhaps they wants us to start hating them in order to start a populist movement for reasons i don't know

>it's been almost a decade since 2010

Kill me.

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>>71334449

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>The Sistine Chapel? Competed it mate

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>>71334423
>with the aim of provoking emotions

every semi-intelligent american i've met thinks america is a shit country

>>71334492
dicklets confirmed for cereal killers

Enjoy the new raspbian and the new kodi. finally starting to look okay. an old laptop is still better as a media centre, netflix doesn't even work on the pi.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TinyTrumps/
the new favourite sub'ddit
t. reddit.com away team

>>71334462
>an industry is widely commercialised therefore nothing it produces, or anything produced in that medium, can be art
You are an idiot and a philistine.

>the little cuck they used to keep chained up in the basement of Dragon's Den is now presenting Newsnight

what the fuck?

>>71334510
when i was a wee lad i thought a serial killer was someone who poisoned boxes of cereal

>>71334517
had to add that to the filter today, every SINGLE DAY they make a new "DAE HATE DRUMPF? XD" subreddit that i have to filter.

sick of it.

>>71334509
They probably think that because the TV told them so, 2bh.

>le no universal health care
>le why are we so right wing and racist

>>71334498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSuN-u0Wgg8

J U S T
U
S
T

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>You are an idiot and a philistine.

>>71334537
you have to admit that by first world standards, america is pretty fucking third world, and the government is corrupt as fuck

but hey, muh guns right?

>>71334517
this is my fetish

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>what artistic endeavours do i partake in? well i love the work of Proust, Cézanne and Debussy, and also Diddy Kong Racing

Real new: >>>/tv/79549844.

>>71334500
How can a video game be successful if it doesn't make the player feel anything? Why do you think video gaming is now the biggest entertainment market in history?

>>71334552
Thanks for admitting you don't have an argument beyond "I think I'm cooler than you." What a useless faggot you are.

>>71334575
t. cries when he gets noscoped in cod

*boils you, mashes you, and sticks you in a stew*

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might as well start calling toys works of art

http://www.baka.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/im-a-celeb-2017-tziporah-malkah-reveals-con-man-swindled-her-for-2-million-20170216-gueygg.html
>Tziporah Malkah has revealed she gave $2 million to a "con man" rabbi in the United States, before realising she was being ripped off.
ah yes the so-called Chosen People

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>Thanks for admitting you don't have an argument beyond "I think I'm cooler than you." What a useless faggot you are.

Daily reminder that the European leftists (especially Brits) you meet on 4chan are either gay or of non-European origin.

Thoughts? >>>/lgbt/7776901.

>>71334626
brits aren't european.

BREGGZIT MEANS BREGGZIT

>>71334575
you're hilarious anon, keep posting.
>waifu pillows are meant to make virgins feel company, therefore they are art

>>71334634
That's probably the body women prefer

>Brits are European

Fuck off literal continental

I can't read the word "leftist" without hearing the voice of a burger munching slightly drunk fatass anymore

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>>71334598
IT's the uncoordinated bitches who whine that videogames are a waste of time and that gamers are pathetic. They can't join in because they lack the skill, they get humiliated when they try, and so they get salty about other people's fun.

>>71334658
They literally are art though. I'm not saying they aren't sad or that they are great works of art, but they are created, using the imagination, to evoke the feeling of comfort, an emotion.

Give me your authoritative, objective definition of art.

>>71334739
Same but for the word "liberal"

>>71334634
personally I like him to have thick, curly hair so you have something to grab on the back of his head

this medicated shampoo smells like acetone

wish i was autistic desu

wish i was a fatass. being stuck in this weird turbo-twink state is VERY grim.

>>71334823
Don't be afraid. You already are.

off t'gym in 15 min

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>>71334783
GOOD post.

>>71334759
>tfw right wing party is the liberal party
spend too much time online it messes with my head sometimes haha

>>71334747
don't act like grown men who play videogames aren't total manchildren

take up a worthwhile hobby you utter sad case

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>>71334747
>Kojima said: "Art is the stuff you find in the museum, whether it be a painting or a statue. What I'm doing, what videogame creators are doing, is running the museum - how do we light up things, where do we place things, how do we sell tickets?
>In an interview with Glixel, Miyamoto explained that he thinks of himself much more as a “designer” than as an artist, as he’s trying to “fit all the pieces together” to create a finished game.
>“I’m a designer. I don’t think of myself as creating works, I really think of myself as creating products for people to enjoy,” he said. “That’s why I’ve always called my games products rather than works of art.”

ah yes, "just get a hobby bro lmao be urself aha just go outside bro its easy"

>>71334396
anything above 2cm is nonwhite

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>>71334870
don't do that man...

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Why haven't you seen the errors in your ways?

>>71334887
Getting into hobbies is pretty easy if you're at all interested 2bh

imagine being an american and assimiliating to faux british culture just to fit in on /brit/

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>just shaved

have a headache for no reason

>>71334917
>/brit/ is a general dedicated to the discussion of british culture and customs

hello newcunt

>>71334916
ah yeh let me just walk down to the local autism shop and get a train set. mong.

>>71334944
not my point is it MATE

>>71334863
Quite cute.

>>71334887
you don't need to be a normie to have an interesting, productive hobby, dumbass. Look for something you can learn, like music or woodworking, hiking or whatever the fuck you want, look for something you're interesting. Video games are leisure, not a hobby

>>71334917
when in rome

>>71334955
dont know what you're getting at "mate"

island yanks do it as well.

>>71334870
Nice opinions. Don't bother trying to support them with reasoning like a grown up, just call other people immature instead.

If video games bring someone pleasure then why is that not a worthwhile hobby? The entire point of a hobby is pleasure. Do you pursue your hobbies to look cool and grown up? That's sadder than someone enjoying a video game.

>manchildren
90% sure you're a woman.

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>centrism is the pinnacle of human-political evolution

>>71334944
It literally is that easy, you just sound lazy lad
Unless it's a really niche hobby there is probably a club for it near you that you can join

>>71334967
interested in**

>>71334970
you can fuck off like the pakis

>>71334970
sometimes I play a few of their gimmicks because they're fun, but I don't overdo it, that's the difference. Also don't use words like "lads" and every other word they use all the time. It's called having a personality.

>>71334923
t. me in 1 hour

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>>71334979
thats the issue lad. "JUST GET A HOBBY BRO LMAO ITS EASY"

hobby shops here sell magic sets and autism trains. what the FUCK is a hobby.

>>71334992
>

>>71335028
literally couldnt give a shit about your personality

>tfw when you will never get a bf because of your backne

>>71335028
island yanks are aussies.

fuck off newcunt digimon

>>71334971
video games are not productive at all and spending hours each day sitting in front of a computer is terrible for your eyesight and your body in general

there's plenty of hobbies out there that are not only pleasurable but also enrich you as a person such as playing a musical instrument or woodworking

>>71335055
I think shingles are cute though.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39004991

"The first feminist government in the world" - that is how the Swedish government describes itself. So how is that feminist agenda taking effect?

Think saying "lad" is preferable to trying to forge some independent personality
Absolute next-level sad case you are
>>71335045
You should find something you're interested in yourself, research it then go from there if you're too autistic to just take a look around a shop and see if there's anything there that could be interesting

>>71334971
>The entire point of a hobby is pleasure
no it's not you retarded manchild. Just like watching tv isn't a goddam hobby, it's leisure "turn your brain off" shit to relieve stress and kill boredom. A hobby is something that takes more than "gayming skillz" and actually makes you a productive person and maybe even useful for once

rather sit in my bedroom rotting 2bh

>>71335075
PLEASE date me

>>71335090
still dont get the point of a hobby when im fine playing vidya.

>hurrr its bad for you

what else can you do as a NEET

>>71335121
*invites you to a movie so i can try to hold your hand after 20 minutes of anxiety*

in the next week or two I am going to take my rope and chair into the park and hang myself.

The wife of Zimbabwe's 92-year-old President, Robert Mugabe, has said that he is so popular that if he died, he could run as a corpse in next year's election and still win votes.

>>71335124
>what else can you do as a NEET
neets are literally the most important people on earth so you can do anything your heart desires

:^)

Does anyone have thoughts so paranoid that days or weeks later that they can scarcely imagine being able to have them? Once I accidentally cut someone off driving and was convinced that they'd memorize the sticker on my car, tell their friends and would flash their lights at me in an intimidating way from then on (people who I thought flashed their lights at me were naturally part of this truck driver's clique [light flashing I only imagined as well]).

>>71335047
that's the point. I don't give a shit about yours either, but I'm not annoyed by you telling you to fuck off. I'm not trying to be the fucking soul of the board, or stand out, nor I'm desperately trying to be accepted/fit in. I'm just being the same anon I am on other generals

Imagine being such a sadcase you refer to yourself as a "fashy goy"

giving my tits a rub

>>71335178
must be crazy if you think im reading all of that

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mfw make neets sound like the best thing ever as a psychological tactic to make neets feel even worse

>>71335135
bitch if we were at a movie you'd be snuggled against my chest by then

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>>71335146

don't do that

>>71335205
you aren't a girl m8

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>>71335158
>neets are literally the most important people on eart

heh y-yeh mate

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>>71335205

>>71335222
>you aren't a girl m8
not exactly

>>71335222
You the homophobic yank with three children planning to have more? Chances are a lot better to be gay after having one child btw. Go away.

>>71334967
Just because it doesn't interest you personally doesn't make it objectively uninteresting. If someone is more interested in video games than in hiking then they'd be daft (or pretentious) to spend their time hiking instead of playing video games.

And gardening is obviously a more productive hobby than playing video games, but ultimately pointless if you don't enjoy it and aren't getting paid somehow. If video games are your favourite pastime then you'd be an idiot not to pursue that interest. Life's too short to spend it trying to impress others with your sophisticated or constructive "hobbies." To clarify, if you're doing something to look cool, that's not a hobby, that's posing. If you're doing something to be useful, that's not a hobby, that's work. If you're regularly doing something because you enjoy it, that's a hobby.

she's REALLY attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oncOs9KIvvs

>>71335071
forgot that. I'm closer to an island yank so it makes sense to think it was me, calm your ass down "yank"
>>71335198
k "man". Go play vidya

>>71335268
stop posting this disgusting fucking whore.

Just did a wake up. Good morning.

>>71335268
this is a vile bastadisation of what femininity is supposed to be

>>71335287
ACHTUNG SCHTUKAFLEEGA UBERDANGER GUTEN TAG

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>>71335107
>makes you a productive person
That's called work. If you don't know the difference between work and play then maybe you shouldn't act like you're the authority on what constitutes a "hobby."

>>71335157
This would be amazing to watch happen

>>71335222
girls are icky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCImjKMe1cI

can you fry an egg in the microwave

>>71335306
Jajajaja

>>71335364
only one way to find out

What do stalkers want? What do they want from me??

>>71335364
Ask a yank, they might be able to do it while boiling the water for the tea.

>>71335333
>her hobbies are reading and gardening
>his hobbies are playing vidya gayms all day on his parents' basement
see, there's a difference there, and the reason you're being ridiculed. Wasting your life playing (and defending them as "art") video games doesn't enrich you as a person. So by their English definition then, they are a hobby, but a bad one to dedicate to and definitely not art.

on the bog lads

doing a president

Considering taking out a large loan to buy Bitcoin.

It will be like enforced savings. Thinking 15k over two or three years.

how long until gay harry potter.

we should all get msn again and chat to each other. x

any other aspies here who get seriously agitated when people touch them on the arm or shoulder etc?

>>71335533
*nudges you 10 times*

>>71335533
*draws penises at you*

>>71335541
Am literally an aspie, but that never happens to me. I'm sure it would be somewhat agitating if it occurred, though. I don't like having to shake other people's hands.

didn't clean up the mess of my wank last night ffs

>>71335533
are you a cute boy (boy)?

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it's saturday lads

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>>71335636
I'm a bit like pic related. :(

>>71335652
it's almost sunday you utter RUNT

Can't sleep

Might have to degrade myself and watch asmr

>>71335677
>arsefartia

>>71335700
it's only 9 you dipstick

back from the gym lads
alri

WINAMP
WINAMP

sex is the only thing that gives people a sense of value

fuck me baths are noice

>>71335747
IT REALLY WHIPS THE LLAMA'S ASS
(FROM EVERY DIRECTION)

>>71335765
ya mums cunt

I didn't even take a poo today

Even if I did, I can't remember it

>>71335768
Hungover baths really take you to another level lol.

>>71335765
no

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>>71335428
>video gaming is a hobby but objectively a bad one because i don't enjoy it
>and because of basement dweller gamer stereotypes
If you're doing something to appear cool or clever, that's posing, and if you're not enjoying it then it's a bigger waste of time than doing something you actually enjoy. I'd rather be thought of as a "manchild" by judgemental phonies than be an actual pretentious phony myself.

>and definitely not art
What is your objective definition of art that excludes video games?

>>71335783
50 year ago, you and i would never have even known that eachother existed
nowadays, I know whether or not you've done a poo today
the internet is a marvel

going to wank myself to death, nobody stop me.

>>71335821

Quite the time to be alive

You and I are now one

>>71335797
I have literally never been hangover, you yobbo

>>71335838
*stops you*

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>>71335700
>not using asmr as a masturbatory aid
one time when i hadnt cum in 8 days i jacked it to porn with asmr in the background

it was even better than when i was 12 and first orgasmed

i pity people that spend their entire lives obsessing over what other people think of them

unzipped my pantaloons lads, it's like a secret wank tunnel for my hand

>>71335894
Way to kill the thread you prick

Worked like 2-3 years with an annoying upper middle class chav who used gay and faggot in every other sentence.
Wish I'd seen the look on his face when I changed my relationship status on fb when I left haha. He was just annoying really, not only because of that, but somebody moved offices because of him.

>>71335892
It's not ideal. Sadly, I don't know how to stop myself, telling myself it's irrational doesn't work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSPAPOUU0U
who here /russian music/

>>71335807
>If you're doing something to appear cool or clever, that's posing
but I'm not, I'm doing to become an overall better person and enrich my life. Not to "appear" as anything. You're acting like I only read in public to appear cool and am learning to play piano and synths to get laid. I don't think I have to state how reading makes you a much better person than vidya games ever could, because you already know that, right?
>and if you're not enjoying it then it's a bigger waste of time than doing something you actually enjoy
who says I don't enjoy it? I play games from time to time, but if you only enjoy playing vidya and are dedicated enough to defend it online and call yourself a gamer you must be a dull person with a dull life.
>I'd rather be thought of as a "manchild" by judgemental phonies than be an actual pretentious phony myself.
don't call us pretentious phonies just because you're a manchild who can't enjoy reading or anything other than playing games.
>What is your objective definition of art that excludes video games?
The same definition that Hideo Kojima, Shigeru Miyamoto, Eiji Aonuma and Satoru Iwata have. You know, the ones you call "artists" who call themselves employees, dumbass.

>>71335428
where you're wrong is that a hobby isn't obligated to enrich a person. i agree about the art part though

passed out yesterday night and woke up in my bathroom

watching runts argue about art is art

>>71336009
post fucking machines

>>71336029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph2KMKr5YSw

>>71336061
yeah and I basically admitted that. He's right about the definition of hobby, but that won't stop him from getting ridiculed and rightfully called a manchild

unironically a MASSIVE choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUG1YEUuGw

Might go to the Natural History museum after I've had my coffee

You lads want me to bring any pictures back?

had 2 VERY good wanks

>>71336127
some art please x

>>71336127
yeah please, could you get some pictures of their reconstructions of old mammals? I like stuff like that and i've not been to the natural history museum in a long time

can't take you seriously if you don't read at least 3 books a month

>>71336143
um actually its not art if i dont say it is sweetie x

>>71336009
do an AMA
why did you post fucking machines, why have you stopped, and why were you never banned?

Might make a small loaf with the leftover flour I have.

>>71336162
what you reading at the moment lad

>>71336173
communist manifesto

>>71336127
go to tate modern instead lad x

tummy is rumbling

>>71336169
you are a small loaf

>>71336167
It's just a proxy, I didn't post anything.

>>71336188
>it takes him more than an hour to read the communist manifesto
howling
it's like 30 pages you mong

>>71336201
t. capitalist pig

>>71336196
don't do an AMA

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Oswold Mosley getting LAID THE FUCK OUT

8 inches , lads

>>71336173

50 shades

Business idea: Kidnap my own daughter for ransom money

>>71336215
>self proclaimed communist takes days to read a book literally aimed at borderline illiterate peasants and factory workers
REALLY lights up the ol' neural network

>>71336188
Solid choice. Just remind yourself that it's just a pamphlet.

>>71336079
Just randomly passed out?

>>71336247
8 inches inside ya mums cunt

>>71336189
Why?

>>71336150
Yeah these are my favourite too. I like it when they make scenes out of them. I'll bring some back

>>71336247
too big

>>71336173
Mémoires de Dirk Raspe and Holzwege

>>71336268
thanks lad x

Just stuck a finger in me foreskin and it smells absolutely rank

>>71336194
You're MY small loaf. x

>>71336263
Damn cunt u got me good

>>71336254
fuck OFF bourgeise CUNT
*checks iphone*
now if you'll excuse me
i'm late for my shift at tesco

Took a very long piss just now
Probably broke my record

doing a cry

ugh don't want to drink again for a while

this is why i do drugs

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>i do drugs

>>71336258
was on drugs x

>>71336268
because it's nice

the best part about doing drugs is telling everyone else I do drugs

>>71336330
About what lad?

>>71336382
Yeah you look stupid.

>>71336173
The Making of the GDR by Gareth Pritchard
VERY interesting read 2bh, goes over how many of the early adopters and proponents of a separate communist East German state were left quickly disillusioned by their strict Stalinist policies among other things

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some form of neurotoxic stimulant?

>>71336400
Life and that innit

>>71336382
>Smoke weed and take mdma when I was 17-18
>People find out at school and judge me for it
>They go to University and they do exactly the same as I was doing

Fucking sidemen.

>>71336421
i would quite like to learn more about the GDR 2bh, what little i know is very unreliable given that it's told by the people who won an ideological war with with them. I'd like to read some primary sources

>>71336436
The weather.

>>71336329

my record progressed from 62 seconds, to 102 seconds which stood for a couple of years, but i broke that in 2015 with a ridiculous 125 seconds. i had sat down and watched the movie ted while drinking loads of beer and whisky and didn't realise i needed a piss until it was over, and it just kept flowing.

>>71336448
>People find out at school and judge me for it
no they didnt
they didnt care
you just got defensive over it because it was an excuse to tell everyone you did drugs
sad act

refusing to take drugs is like having a fast car and driving it at 30mph

>>71336467
FOJF

>>71336361
Damn, son. Hardcore livin'.

>give speed to an ant
>it dies after running in loops for minutes
ah yes, the so-called insects

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Lidl goats cheese and pesto focaccias desu lads

what's better for finding a good slag, tinder or irl?

theres been literally no new gimmicks in 2017
aboslute shit tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

can feel a nap brewing

>>71336573

funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jTkoyRN2r4

>>71336573
Are scientists just bright sadists?

>>71336500
no it's like having a fast car and not deciding to cut your brake line

is joe rogan right about drugs?

>>71334312
Got arrested for running down the road shouting "We need a race war! We need a race war!" lads

lass at work said I was looking good today

>>71336573
Poor animal

Ok, small loaf is ready to prove for two hours. Will take pics after baking. Put some cinnamon, nutmeg, and sugar in it. Once I added honey, it was also good.

just lied to a workmate about his apperance. ugly gremlin cunt.

usually waste most of my weekends but this one I am really going to waste

>>71336573
shrieking
wish i was a psychologist back then, just give everyone and anyone a dose of lsd and see what they get up to

>>71336641
hope you threw some game her way

>>71336667
wasteman

>>71336679
said thanks and looked at my feet

>>71336056
>I'm doing to become an overall better person and enrich my life
That's not a hobby then, that's purely self-improvement.

>if you only enjoy playing vidya and are dedicated enough to defend it online and call yourself a gamer
>who can't enjoy reading or anything other than playing games
Nice assumptions, very revealing. I lift a kettlebell now and then, used to do a bit of boxing at a boxing gym and enjoy watching and learning MMA. I play guitar, have played in a bunch of bands over the years. Love reading all kinds of books, have probably read 1000+, from Dumas to Norman Mailer, Asimov to Poe. I enjoyed studying classical civilisation in college with no thought of making it a career, and am always learning about history because I find it fascinating and enlightening. I play regularly play Bolt Action (a dice-based tabletop wargame) with a friend, making and painting my own models to game with. I practice self-hypnosis, lucid dreaming and various forms of meditation.

Those are all hobbies that have some overlap with self-improvement or "high" culture, or at least creativity, but I don't enjoy any of them as much as video gaming. Should I then reject video games completely because there is no self-improvement or productivity aspect? Should I stop listening to music as well? Or should I stop because culture snobs think video games simply aren't "art?"

No matter what you do, there will always be people who will criticise it. Playing in a band is "showing off." Boxing and MMA are "brutish." Reading is "nerdy." Lucid dreaming and self-hypnosis are "weird." Video games are "childish." Better to ignore all of those voices and be true to yourself than to be pushed and pulled around by the opinions of others. I think people should always be branching out in their interests, if only for the sake of finding new experiences. And if you find something you like, get into it. No matter how many narrow minded people dismiss it as "childish."

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chebs

>>71336691
Here's what you need to next time lad.

Lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

Jesus fucking christ I've been edging for over an hour now and you're STILL arguing about whether video games is a hobby

FUCK OFF

>>71336755
it's a hobby just a hobby for runts

>>71336695
This is basically a description of my life, all the way down to the kettlebells, boxing, watching MMA, guitar, interest in ancient history and thoughts on gaming.

I used to meditate and (try to) lucid dream but haven't been doing them recently.

gwan down 2 benzos then head fi di club

>>71336695
not a syllable

>>71336799
good lad

>>71336755
Pics. x

anyone remember those shitty 1mm thin burgers you used to get a school in primary school back in'tday? My farts are currently smelling exactly like them and 2bh i kinda like it.

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>>71336716
meh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwrDk3rwggc choon

>>71336869
this has conjured up a very clear image and i DO NOT like it

>>71336891
>ameriback prefers fat bums

quite glad i didn't get invited out with the normies last night
i got up at 9 to go to the gym and they had only got in at 7, grim

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*eats the icing and throws the cake in the bin*

>>71336797
If you haven't already, I strongly recommend Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast. Brings ancient history (Persian, Greek and Roman) to life like nothing else. It's more of an audiobook, some of the episodes are 5+ hours long, but it flies by.

http://www.dancarlin.com/hardcore-history-series/
A lot of it is behid a paywall but Pirate Bay might still have the full collection (minus the more recent stuff, but that's free on the HH site anyway).

Also, if you want to get back int lucid dreaming, Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming by Stephen LaBerge is the best book on lucid dreaming that I've read. Lots of great exercises for training your mind to initiate and control lucid dreams. LaBerge also did a great audiobook/instructional tape that should still be on Pirate Bay.

>>71337018
*waits patiently in the bin to recieve the delicious lemony sponge*

>>71337011
>out with the normies last night
>i got up at 9 to go to the gym

Sorry to break it to you, but you're just as bad as them.

I work in the pop corn industry

>>71336695
while i entirely agree with your point, i strongly recommend you replace kettlebell with barbell training, you will make progress far faster
good lad otherwise though
>>71336797
>lucid dream
i can get these pretty easily, just when you wake up in the night focus on thinking the phrase "i will be aware that i am dreaming" again and again and eventually it'll work. If it falls into sleep paralysis just scrunch up your face, that snaps your body out of it

>>71337102
You expect me to believe that without any supporting evidence?

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> I strongly recommend Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast.

there aren't many things worse than the scottish accent

>>71337083
being an autist gymcel =/= normie

ded

stuff i want to buy on discogs is too expensive. really annoyed

Wish to put willy in bum (male).

>>71336995
>>71336995
>>71336995

>>71337056
I think I actually downloaded them all before but only listened to the first one. Thanks for reminding me.

I think I'll get that book. Bit more escapism in my life would be nice

>>71337128
The only time I was even slightly lucid I ended up waking myself up because I was excited.

I'm off to the museum now.

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>when you get off the train in london

how do I stop biting my nails lads

Might start a political blog so that I can actually write seriously about the things I believe in instead of just spouting memes on /pol/. Doubt anyone would read it, but it could be a fun exercise nonetheless.

>>71336484
Didn't realise you went to my school you spazzy bender.

>>71337340
I like fascism

>>71337198
pretty gross mate

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Take the red pill, normans.

>>71337340
Write it as a monologue and then read it aloud on YouTube. Edit footage in that supports your points and post your vids on /pol/ and other like-minded forums. You'll be rich and famous in no time.

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Just got engaged lol. x

>>71337404
Not gross if done properly.

>>71337426
>tfw no brit bf to marry in england and then move to new zealand and raise sheeps with

>Green Party unseats Ukip with huge swing in by-election

Rorkesheed

>>71337402
I don't, I'm a RADICAL left libertarian desu.

>>71337412
Could do desu, but I have no wish to become famous at all, I'll write it under a pseudonym.

>>71337464
can't i just put it in your mouth?

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The lads

>>71337426
cute x

>>71337557
Ok, but I meant ME putting my willy in bums. So comfy.

just pissed myself

video games = toys

toys =/= art

>>71337708
what is art?

>>71337708
modern games require some of the most complicated coding in the world

>>71337749
poo

>>71337768
>>71337768
>>71337768

>>71337708
>as soon as a work of art becomes interactive, it is reduced to the status of a toy and becomes culturally worthless

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