Name a more iconic duo

You're mum

>>71333113
and my dick tbqh

Australia and New Zealand.

>>71333028
Top tier bants since Teutoburg t b h

Who does Americans like more, Canada or Mexico?

>tfw germany is te cuckold and Italy is the beautifull dominant girl
>she always betrays and disappoints us and yet we'd still take her back no matter what

it must be in our genes

Rivals:

UK-France
Russia-Ukraine
USA-Russia
Germany and I don't know, Poland or Austria?
Serbia-Croatia
Hungary-Romania

These are the rivalries I can think of.

>>71333365
>Russia-Ukraine
>rivals

it's more like a boxer and his favourite punching bag

>>71333365
We don't have any real rivals anymore.
When it comes to soccer it's either Britain or the Netherlands, eventhough we like NL.

>>71333416
>soccer
>""britain""

what are you even talking about

>>71333365
You forgot about the China-Korea-Japan three-way rivalry/clusterfuck

>>71333028
France and UK

>>71333365
Ukraine is too irrelevant compared to Russia to be its rival. see >>71333412

>>71333416
>soccer
It's football you mug

>>71333453

korea is like pet that the husband and wife fight over in the china japan relationship though

>>71333687

>>71333439
this, must be a turk

Nazies and Red army

>>71333152
RUNDOWN
RUNDOWN
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>>71333347
L-Lewd

>>71333687
You mean UK and France

>>71333365
You forgot Richard Branson Island vs neighbouring Malaysian Island, a battle of the ages

>>71334587
That doesn't even work from an alphabetical perspective

The Axis

>>71333416
You'll have to go back Ahmett

>>71333324
Canada. I'll toast a Moosehead these amazing fuckers any day.

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>>71333028
Good one OP

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>>71333028
>Italia und Germania

>>71333028
worst ally to be quite honest with you famalamadingos

>>71333028
>1914
>be ally with Germany
>oh wait let me fuck Austria in the ass
>get btfo

>1939
>be ally with Germany
>oh wait shit we're losing, it was just a prank bro
>get btfo

Why?

>>71336968
Tactical side switching wins wars. It's no surprise the descendants of the Romans are master tacticians.

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>>71337239
Jean-Pierre knows his shit

>>71336968
A defensive pact isn't the same as "declare war against all the globe because austria is mad with serbia".
Also Austria had Italian territory that didn't want to give back.
WWII on the other hand was a faction change, although it was lead by the partisans (commies) and not by the fascit party.

>>71337516
the manlet king coup'd Mussolini actually

>>71337598
He didn't want to get fucked. In the end he did though kek, kings are fuckin retards.

>>71337765
he feared that the Savoia dynasty could have been kicked out by the Allies if he didn't surrender

>>71337239
Well, it's not like they really won. The gains after WW1 were marginal and made people so mad Mussolini had an easy time taking over the country.

And WW2 was even worse

>>71337878
no, but we never got buttfucked like you did

>>71337239
Yes. Switching side is military strategy, unlike surrendering.

Italians managed to avoid being divided in two, nuked and cucked. Fascists never faced their Nuremberg and Germany took all the blame.

No one else in Europe could pull this shit out.

>>71337940
but they los their dignity

>>71338301
>los
lost

>>71338301
Can't lose what you don't have.

>>71338301
>>71338358
>implying dignity is more important than surviving
>implying dignity is worth getting nuked or having your country split between Burgers and Commies

>>71337940
Tactical surrendering is also elite strategy, just like tactical emergency retreat.

>>71338301
we hadn't to start with

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>>71338301
whoops

>>71338301
our what?

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>>71338499
Well gee, I wonder who is behind this post.

>>71338612
opinion of memeposters has no value Hans

>>71338612
Germs are soulless anglos.

>>71337854
What do you expected from Savoia, it was the same dynasty who let Piedmont fall in French hands during the napoleonic wars, hiding shamefully in Sardinia

>>71339258
this

tfw no Mazzini ultra-catholic republic

>>71338612
somebody who kicked your ass twice Hans

>>71333365
>Hungary-Romania
Literally a meme that only buttblasted southerners care about

Argentina-Brazil

>>71336968
>>71337239
desu italy didn't switch sides at all in ww1, and the "switching sides" thing in ww2 is idiotic since italy was literally invaded and split in 2 and obviously was forced to side with its occupants

>>71341372
No

Hong Kong and Singapore

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>>71342171
>Lithuania my son yuo must pick a new flag.jpg

>>71341576
>WW1
>no switcheroo
What is the Triple Alliance?

>>71339910
>somebody who kicked your ass twice Hans
We lost WW1 because the Americans entered the war and WW2 because of the Russians.

All you did was hiding behind your fancy channel.

>>71343237
We all know they are Finnish and Estonians!

Argentina-Brazil

>>71343237
>What is the Triple Alliance?

A defensive alliance not an offensive one because stupid austrians want serbian land

>>71343349
But Args are extremely cucked Germans that have Italian mothers named Maria, speak Spanish and believe they are French.

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>>71343554
You also have Uruguay and Paraguay between you.

USA-Canada

>>71343701
No because Canada will anex the west coast

>>71343634
can you even see the map?

>>71333347
>I laughed heartly.
have a beer on me next time you pass italy friendo

>>71343757
What the fuck are you talking about you insignificant plankton?

>>71333028
Laurel and Hardy?

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>>71343701
this

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>>71343453

>>71336874
Soooo the Italians and Germans are lesbians?

>>71336874
cute

>>71346360
Love you brother