If all else fails in your life, would you settle for a Turkish wife?

>>71329412

No, I would commit suicide.

mehmet my son
yuo are men now

How the mighty have fallen

No. There's always Thailand.

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>>71329412

Yes give me a Roxelana.

Turks are based despite the subversive Armenian sentiment on this board.

>>71329412
Lol nice mustache.

>>71329484
jej

>>71329412
Is that how she looks beneath the 5 kg of makeup?

>>71329412

zombie?

I actually would really want a Turkish wife

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>>71329412
>tfw no turkish wife to Christianize and save from the eternal hell fire
pretty upsetting to be quite honest

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as turkish wife, only anzu

>>71329779
>cucktianity
Why even bother with a ded religion

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Yes.

>>71329786

OP's pic is her without makeup

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>>71329786

Is this thing a boy or not I'm still confused.

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>>71329900
still would smash

checked

>>71329928
"it's" a gril

>>71329928
Boy with a 10 inch cock

OP's pic is him without makeup, you can see the moustache.

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>>71329945
>>71329956

IM STILL CONFUSED STOP BULLY

DOES THIS INDIVIDUAL HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA

>>71330022
10 inch thick cock and a boipucci
Small breasts too, thanks to surgery

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>>71330022
It doesn't matter - if it has a hole then it's good.

>>71330076
Anzu likes to penetrate though, he's a top, not a bottom.
He likes forcing men twice the size on their knees and introducing his BOC (big ottoman cock) into their mouths until it's fully lubricated then fucking them like dogs.

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>>71330125
So I'm into it

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>date turkish girl in high school
>her parents start inviting me over to eat
>then start inviting me to their mosque

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>>71330208
>hoping for something that will never came

anzuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>71329412
Wait, is she Anzu??? Who is this vacant eyed damaged girl

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>>71330360
you suprised that a girl looks different without a makeup?

*boy

>>71329412
Жe is a skelly

>>71329412
There is pretty much no woman that would settle for me, more like.

No, I prefer to kill myself

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>>71330125

>>71330183

how did it go?

did you actually go with them their?

>>71330565

I didn't think anything of it, when I told my father about it he forced me to split with her but I still dated her in secret until we broke up when she became paranoid I was cheating on her with a bogan slag I had become friends with in year 10

>>71329412
No. My mom is one and my dad regrets it.

>>71329810
Probably some white slave genes.

>>71329802
Because atheism won't save you from Islam.

>>71330725
This

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>>71330725
>implications

>>71330725
nor would christianity
christianity is like downgrade for islam

>yo, allah is actually isa hehehe

>>71330654
same bro

>>71329786
this, I would love a turkish wife (male)

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>>71329649
no

>>71329412
I would consider myself blessed to have any wife.

Only if she's not religious. Don't want kebab drama.

>>71331658
she's for koreans :DDDD:DDD:D:D

>>71329539

How to spot an Armenian 101:
Brown?
Works in kebab/schwarma shop?
Loud and obnoxious?
Shit haircut?
If yes = Armenian.

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I don't like this new hipster Anzu. When will she go back to being cute?

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Is Anzu a nazi?

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>>71333854

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>>71330125
Twink tops are like fucking unicorns sign me the fuck up

my turkish (balkan'd) kids

>>71330685
>P-probably white slave genes!
Turks are mostly medshits/oliveniggers

>>71332594
all of these steps can be used to spot a k*rd as well.
Also you forgot
>Uses muh oppression card on a daily basis

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>>71333854
Wtf
I love her now

>>71329412

Light skinned Turkish girls are very cute but I''m mostly homo

They seem to be either religious backwards fundies, or Istanbulians "enlightened" by nonreligiousness and even more degenerate than western women.

>>71331623
She's way cuter without makeup.

>>71329412
Yes, even if nothing fails
But not one like that balding slut

>If all else fails
You mean if all goes well?

>>71330725
It's far easier to BTFO religious people as an atheist than to try and convert people from their stupid beliefs to your stupid beliefs

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No

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No.

>>71329412
butifel melike

>>71329412
As long as she is pretty and she isn't Muslim.
Also, she should know how to cook.