HOW THE FUCK DO I HOLD THIS SHITS

>white pepo

>>71327803
It's pretty clear on the image you posted.

>>71327803
squeeze not pinch = no more shits

with your penis

>White people

No, seriously. How does one make sure that the sticks move in a single plane? Every time I try, the top stick moves a bit sideways, sending my morsel flying across the room.

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>>71327803
here, DIY noob sticks

>>71327803
Just use a fork, you dummy!

>>71327803
holding maki is easy as hell. nigiri takes a bit more practice

the only thing that's genuinely kind of challenging is sashimi because it's so slippery

>>71327963
Don't push it too strong.

>>71327963
Try catching a bus next time.

>>71327828
>>71327931
>>71327963
>>71328017
Are you people fucking retarded? Did all of you suffer a stroke? Can you hold a fucking pencil?

>>71328051
i said using them is easy
perhaps you are the one who suffered stroke, burger

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>>71328051
burger tries to use chopsticks near me

>>71327803
its like a fulcrum
just watch a video of someone doing it and it should be easy
maybe practice eating something small that requires a bit more precise action like peas

>>71327931
no bully

Chopsticks is more convenient than fork and knife except eating steak.
I chose chopsticks in a restaurant.

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Use it exactly like in the photo: index, middle, and thumb are the digits that actually move one of the chopsticks; the other chopstick just rests in the part between the thumb and index. Only one chopstick moves.

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Like this.

>>71327803
People always told me how to hold them. When I tried to hold it like other people it just failed horribly. When I tried myself I immediately got the hang of it.

So just grab them yourself and don't listen to other people how to hold them.

>>71331876
What? So if you order soup you would rather eat with chopsticks than a spoon?

>>71333064
He said more convenient than fork and knife, not spoon.

>>71327803
Let's practice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j28Rz2P9LXA

>>71327803
I use it to eat doritos

>>71327803
The real question though: how the fuck do nips eat rice with this?

>>71335192
You can eat anything not soup with it. Rice is not soup, so it is easy.

>>71334330
this

Went and had sushi the other day and I was like
>"oh god, first time eating with chopsicks"
I just tried it and immediately got the hang of it. It's not hard.

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>use a fucking sticks to eat
Weaboo on loose again

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>>71327803
Ore wa~ oChinchin ga daisuki nanda yo!

>>71333064
East Asia has spoon historically.
There is the word 匙.

>>71335487
How do you eat rice without it breaking apart between your sticks? Or do you just eat like super small portions?

>>71337096
Eat it big, and get your middle finger between the sticks.

>>71337096
japonica rice is sticky than indica one
so it sticks each other to form small chunk
that why rice is eaten with chopsticks

>>71337096
Their rice is very sticky compared to what we get in Europe. It´s actually really easy.

>>71328165
>Japs happy face when he finally found something which is not inferior to American

>>71327803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-jUDRjkn4

Asians are just too retarded to use superior Spoons and forks

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>>71338165
why do koreans use metal chopsticks?
they are too slippery

>>71327803
Just use a fork.

>>71338204
then you eat ramen with a fork

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>>71338252
See this?

>>71338294
You can do even with a regular fork.

>>71338219
Hm aren't there many metal chopsticks in Japan too though?

I personally prefer to use metal chopstick because wooden chopsticks somehow happen to have the previous food's flavor.

>>71338381
Faggot Japs need a special fork

>>71338204
>tfw able to use chopstick on one hand and smartphone for shitposting on the other

>>71335658
t. Perth

>>71338510
Work on your knowledge before vomiting memes, anon.

>>71338622
t. doesn't use extra flags

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>>71327852
>argie humor

Just put one in each hand.

Problem solved.

>>71338430
metal chopsticks are not common in japan, lacquer ware or plastic ones are common.
wooden chopsticks are often disposable. thrown away after single use.
you don't have to care about the flavor ringer on chopsticks

>>71338622
>not using extra flags
cuck

>>71338689
>>71338786
>redditflags
fuck off nerds

>>71338849
kek

>>71339428
Don't EVER quote me again, toothpaste bitch.

>>71327803
>2017
>using chopsticks
cuck