You wake up in Johannesburg. Wat do?

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Get killed

cover myself in condom

>>71327350
This "city" looks like my town

>>71327389

It's really that bad?

>>71327777
Pretty much. Not quite as bad as Mexico of course, but close.

>>71328003

Sorry, we don't have niggers like in 'Murica.

>>71328029
you are all niggers though

>>71328029
Sorry, we don't have mass beheadings like in Mexico.

>>71328003
Found the nigger

>>71328060

No, you are wrong m8.

Like I said, we don't have niggers in Mexico and we actually live pretty decent in here.

>>71327350
Be grateful there's less Mexicans

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>>71327389
>ghouls
Love that term, sounds very fallout.


>The wasteland dwellers go to work in their fortified fortress, locked away from the outer wall, a world completely infested by feral ghouls and the odd super mutant

>>71328208
https://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc

>>71327529
Nobody likes a show off.

>>71327389
Bullshit

>>71327389
really interesting story.

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their pets. no joking.

>>71332207
That's Nigeria

>>71332207
why is the nigger behind the wall fucking a tree? did the baboons make him horny and why aren't the hyena laughing at him? are the used to seeing niggers violate trees?

>>71332264
wtf are you even talking about retard

>>71332281
your the retard, piss flap

>>71332281
the nigger fucking the tree, obviously

feelsgud.jpeg

>>71328134
Well, actually.....

>>71327350
Flee back to the suburbs>>71327350

>>71332207
>pet baboon

they are violent as fuck, how come they aren't attacked by them? That's impressive 2bh.

>>71333246
How easy is it to find a top-tier Afrikaner grill? I've read they are from good stock.
>I am from Texas btw

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>>71327350
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>>71327389
Fuck off
>>71327777
No, that's absolute bullshit

t. used to live in Joburg

>>71333590
offer them a visa via marriage
and yeah, afrikaners tend to be very good looking

>>71333652
>Oz flag
Are you in Perth?
If you had the choice, which would you live in? Durban, Joburg or Cape Town (Stellenbosch area)

>>71333669
From what I've seen, yes indeed!

>>71327350
Go to Cape Town.

>>71333847
Yeah, Perth

Cape Town, Joburg then Durban in that order

>>71333887
I figured so. I good friend of mine is from Armadale and he says, there are quite a large community of South Africans there.

>>71332355
R A R E

>>71332355
>Unkown
what did he mean by this

>>71333652
What can you say about Johannesburg?

>>71333887
What draws South Africans to Perth

>>71334674
it's violent, but no more so than a lot of places in argentina or america
>>71334697
australian culture is very similar to white african culture, the climate is similar and perth is like a shitter cape town

>>71333985
I think per capita perth has the most south africans living outside of south africa in the world

>>71327350
I'd be dead within the hour.

Would make my way to the airport and leave