How does /int/ wipe?

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Americans are literal barbarians

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>>71325166
Ameridumbs wipe themselves? WTF?!

>>71325166
both but sitting more often

t. sitting and wiping right now

Standing. No question. Having to reach backwards while sitting is an unnatural motion: it strains the arms and creates tension in the shoulders. Reaching from the front causes poop to smear all over your gooch, dick, and balls.

Standing, on the other hand, is a perfectly natural exercise for a healthy, vigorous, enlightened individual. The prospect of feces falling from one's dirty butthole is ridiculous; poop which requires wiping, by its very nature, is sticky enough to not fall from the mere force of gravity. When one is a standing position, it is much more comfortable, natural, and healthy to reach backwards for that perfect, clean wipe.

I shit and whipe squatting on the pot.

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Something like this

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>Americans don't have a bidet

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stay woke

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I have learned how to contract my rectal muscles like a horse so I never have to wipe.

>>71325166
>Not having a bidet
Literally monkey tier desu

washing ass after defecating master-race to be honest

>>71325166
Seated is for the real intellectual

Ameriwipes