I'm a very drunken finn Ask me anything

How cute are the girls in funland?

why are you not in sauna?

>>71322672
"Girls"
>>71322680
I was in sauna 2 hours ago

>>71322732
You jumped into the hole in the frozen lake afterwards, right?

That's required

Where are the welfare

hi where can i live where da finnish women at n where da welfare at

>>71322636
When are you coming back to bed?

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>>71322756
I did take a cold shower afterwards to simulate frozen lake

>>71322759
In kela's office
>>71322782
Right here compadre
>>71322814
In the morning

>>71322880
homo

>>71322995
Enpä oo
Ainakaan pahasti

>>71323063
>Why am I an effeminate, weak and domesticated male?
Youre a beta loser
>Also why does the janny never ban the slovenian poster with his goodnight threads and why does the mexican "would I pass as a local" threads stay up till archived
These autistic and shitty threads are everyhing this board has to offer after finnish and swedish autism

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>>71322636
sup äijä,
what about a crunchy megapussi?

are you lonely tonight?

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What do Finns think of this book?

https://www.amazon.com/How-Marry-Finnish-Girl-Everything-ebook/dp/B006GB4LOS

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>>71323319

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>>71323334

>>71322636
What do you think about Poland?

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>>71323348

why do you drink so much? and why do argies and chilis post animes so much?

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>>71322636
Is the Kalevala worth reading?
Did you read the Kalevala in school?
Is it still widely known in Finland?

What's the deal with Finland-Swedes?

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>>71323221
Where can I found some pussi tonight äijä
>>71323265
I'm lonely every night :(
>>71323272
((Schwartzmann))
Why the fuck would any other than a finn make such a book? Nice idea but... ((black hands groping finnish woman))

>>71323355
Mini-Russia and tons of wasps all summers

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>>71323471
uncountable amount of megapussi on Aland, i've seen it

>>71323355
Poles are okay, like 20 of them lived in my block as they were working in nearby nuclear plant construction side. They just left their beer cans in our sauna
>>71323404
We have nothing to do here but drink. Those latinas on the othet hand dont have anything else to do than post anime since they cant even afford alcohol

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>>71322636
is it gay to get an erection while being drunk, naked, sweaty in a sauna with only male finns?

>>71323471
>((Schwartzmann))
>Why the fuck would any other than a finn make such a book? Nice idea but... ((black hands groping finnish woman))

spot on. I agree. Sucks for you guys that such a thing exists though. The (((author))) isn't even black.

>>71323471
we're here to keep you company so that you'll be a wee bit less lonely hopefully

>>71323547
You're not going to get an erection in that setting
t.eri

>>71323530
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

Honest opinion about Swedes?

>>71323581
nah don't fucking encourage him
tell him to kill himself.

>>71323545
you should stop drinking, you'll feel better for it

>>71323602
How do you know?

>>71323623
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hB9bRQlXz4

Is it true you people eat rotten sheep heads?

>>71323665
I've never got and neither has anyone I know

>>71323636
why aren't you also drunk and lonely fin#2

>>71323688
Not even when you have an extremely attractive person?

>>71322636
Is this different from anyone else in Finland right now?

>>71323623
mfw lidl started to expand into LA, so i can finally listen to this when i head there one of these days

>>71323669
no, thats the crazy southeners, here in the north we eat reindeer everything

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>>71323408
>Is the Kalevala worth reading?
actually yes
>Did you read the Kalevala in school?
sure, we study it in primary school
>Is it still widely known in Finland?
literally everyone knows it and what it is about
>What's the deal with Finland-Swedes?
swedish speaking meme finns who own a boat, mercedes benz and stocks, who look down their noses at finns while they wear pink shirts with beige pants. pic related is your average cai göran

Tell me lots about Åland.

I met a band from there who came to the US. They were really cool when I talked to a couple of the members at the party. They were so impressed that I knew (from Finns here on /int/) about that locally famous potato chip factory.

I expressed interest in the region and they said for me to come out and visit sometime. Sounds fun and all, but you know...flying isn't cheap

If I ever go, what month/time of year is best? I hear bugs are really bad in the (early?) summer

I know they speak Swedish, but are Ålanders unique or are they basically just island Swedes?

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>>71323626
Bro tier I guess. Even though I think Finland is too "unique" to actually have any brother nations, we still were basically the same country few hundred years ago.

>>71323626
youre actually okay, youre closest to our mindset after estonians

>>71323767
some finns are probably sleeping

>>71323946
I dont know literally anything about åland. Back in 2006 they sold snus and cheap videogames but thats all I know. If you go there do it in summer tho because I guess its as green and flowery in there as it is in continental finland

>>71323946
>Ålanders unique or are they basically just island Swedes?

The Finland-Swedes are unique in the sense that they're both culturally and genetically in-between Finns and Swedes.

They're like 3% of our population nowadays though, but I think preserving their rights is important.

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>>71323946
>>71323946
It's nice island with cool archipelago. Turku is near Åland and it's amazing place in summer, it is easily accessible by cruisers that go everyday Turku-Åland-Stockholm -route.

I spent few days in Åland last summer, lot's of mosquitoes and you won't survive with Finnish. Very boring place imo. But they make good beer.

>>71323547
>is it gay to get an erection while being drunk, naked, sweaty in a sauna with only male finns?
Yes, thats gayer than fucking a guy, in finland

are you still drinking right now?

>>71323946
i've been to Åland in late summer and it is truly a wonderful place. i really felt in love with the people and these islands. i cannot remember that bugs were a big problem.
you will be surprised if you go. The soil is red like the Mars and Ålanders seem to love Burgers and there are many american vintage cars.

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>>71323946
Aland is basically the cradle of whiteness

The best Island on earth desu

>>71324487
>>71323946
they have worlds best national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSwj-TdaK2w

sweet dreams, funland :3

>>71324321
even more

>>71324072
>If you go there, do it in summer
yeah, I think that's the best choice, since they probably have the weakest winters in all of Finland from my guess (being in the southwest and all)

>>71324244
So Ålanders are lumped into the Fennoswede ethnic group, and are not considered at all separate? I thought they were much closer to being Swedes.

>>71324294
>Very boring place imo.
I'm not expecting big cities or exciting historical sites or anything. But I envision the place to be nice for casual boating/kayaking, fishing, sauna and just general relaxing.
And of course drinking. Apparently they get exceptionally drunk, even though there's only one club on the main island. So they told me, anyways.

>>71324392
They were incredibly nice and so surprised that anyone had even heard about Åland, let alone knew the flag, it's location on a map, it being Swedish speaking but belonging to Finland due to the League of Nations, etc.
>the soil is red like Mars
Neat. Is a lot of iron or copper present in the soil or something?
>bugs not a problem
What month did you go? In the woods up here, the bugs are a problem in the early summer but not in the late summer.

>>71324487
I'm not one to really care about muh whiteness (the region I'm from where they visited is >95% white so I don't have a shortage of seeing white people daily). However, that said, at least 2 of the band members were REALLY blonde.

btw it's an archipelago (the biggest in the world by number of islands at over 8000), not just a single island.

>>71324548
very peaceful.

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>>71322636
what do you think about el piRATA?

>>71324548
i am sorry, but you are wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylazZiYHWXo

>>71324626
are you home alone/why not invite a pal over

>>71322636
What do you like the most about finland when it comes to social life?

How hard is it to make friends with finns in your experience?

>>71324641
muy majo

>>71324706
its 3 am in here, I was in a pub with my friend earlier tonight but since I ended up home from there I thought its best to shitpost in 4chan

>>71324638
island hopping is great fun. there are many small ferries commuting between the islands. you'll need a tent, of course.
alcohol is very, very, VERY expensive there, so is tobacco.
if i remember right i been there in august.
renting a bike is a good and cheap way to get to know at least Fasta Åland. don't make the same mistake i did and rent a bike with just one gear, because it's cheaper.

>>71324729
>What do you like the most about finland when it comes to social life?
What do you even mean

>How hard is it to make friends with finns in your experience?
Not hard at all, we actually come along with all kinds of people despite the memes. Any color or religion even shit tier muslims can make friends with the average finn

>>71324940
Aren't you afraid Pyhäjoki might become another Chernobyl?

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>>71324940
>Any color or religion even shit tier muslims can make friends with the average finn

FINLAND
YES

>>71324646
5/5 even its a stolen commie civil war song

>>71325003
delete
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
I just want to be friendly to the monkeyzilian

>>71325003
>everything from yle
Thats our huffington posts and most of those are literal fake news

have you guys ever met a foreigner who speaks at least acceptable finnish?
i imagine becoming fluent in finnish is one of the hardest things

>>71325003
This meme is so fucking autistic, doesn't matter who it's applied to.

Of course there are higher prevalence of shit tier people among muslims (or non-whites in general) but that doesn't mean you can't be bros with some of them.

>>71325098
A turk in my school actually speaks really good finnish and when he doesnt understand something he asks us. A god tier guy and at least he at least has learnt finnish
maybe cause hes our mongol bro

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How did Finland manage to do this?

>>71324940
>What do you even mean

I was talking about social life, what do you like the most about the finns in general when it comes to human interaction

I asked you about how hard it is to make friends with finns because most finns on 4chan seem like they're not prone to lasting interactions judging by the stories we get to read every now and then in the threads they generally post

I thought that was just a particular trait of finnish posters in this place, but then I came across those "finnish nightmares" cartoons and I thought it could be a real problem beyond 4chan.

I'm not trying to be intrusive btw, just curious.

>>71324890
>alcohol is very, very, VERY expensive there, so is tobacco.

Wow, this is surprising. I don't know the details, but I thought the passenger ships ("booze cruises") that go from Finland to Stockholm always stop in Åland to take advantage of the tax free status.
Anyways, it doesn't apply much to me. I am not a heavy drinker, and if I want some I can just stock up at the duty free at the airport.

Tell me more about island hopping. What do you do when you get off of the small ferry that took you from one island to another one. Fish and camp out for the night and enjoy the view? I imagine some of them have cottages built on them - kinda like how the norwegians do.

>august
so, late summer. noted.

>don't rent a bike with just one gear
Why? is that island really hilly or is the terrain bad?
How many days did you need to explore Fasta?

>>71325251
>I was talking about social life, what do you like the most about the finns in general when it comes to human interaction
Honesty and actual friendship, we arent superficial at all and when we make friends with someone we really are trustworthy to them. even this sounds cringy normie shit to other finns but its this

>>71322636
Do you wanna taste my ass?

>>71325328
are you a hot latina

do you think finns are better looking than other countries

>>71325377
objectively yes

>>71322636
How old are you? Are you single?

>>71325399
12
i'm homo

>>71325462
dang

are your friends good looking?

If someone asked me how many people I have told on the internet to commit suicide I'd answer "How many breads have you eaten?"
t. ebin jojo reference

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>>71325399
15 in gay relationship
pic related is mr gay finland 2017, a 15 years old guy called Tuure Boelius
someone end us please

>>71325540
it's probably a trend. like how when I was younger goth, punk, and emo was a thing.

those were much better than the trend of open faggotry mind you.

>>71325268
The booze cruisers are awesome. You'll get to know many great Swedes and Finns from all ages having fun drinking a lot of beer. I thought one beer crate would have been enough for my seven days stay, but it wasn't.
> heavy drinker
Alanders are, I remember a very beautiful girl forcing me to drink from her cheap-vodka hip flask.
>Fish and camp
Yes, exactly. You'll check first when the ferry will go the day you want to leave. Then you start to explore the island, if you have luck you meet kind people there, having a BBQ with you or inviting you to stay in their cottage. Or you just camp on the beach, make yourself a beautiful fire at night, get high and/or drunk.
The island is hilly, yes. Not heavily, but to hilly for just one gear.

>>71325098
depends on your definition, i would say finns have a pretty lax understanding of what qualifies as "acceptable" since we grow up being taught that finnish is impossible for foreigners and so irrelevant nobody will ever learn it, so any foreigner speaking it is novelty and not subject to that much scrutiny beyond it being understandable. and even the average somalian reaches that level, i had to talk to a lot of them in my previous job.

>>71325540
I've had a Finnish exchange student in class, he was a funny guy. His name was Aapo (or was it Aapoo?),.... Is Aapo a common name in Finland?

>>71325622
only Aapo I know is a retarded autist
Its common name amongst late 90's kinds

>>71325098
>acceptable finnish
Acceptable as in you can understand what he says? all the time.

Acceptable as in you'd mistake him for a local? Never. You can always tell a foreigner who didn't learn finnish before the age of 5 no matter how hard he has trained.

>>71325237
Magic

>>71325237
ever heard of forest wizards

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Why do people say that Finns need to much personal space? Look how close they stand to each other. Myth debunked.

>>71325750
The space between finns is normal in northern europe, amerifat cant understand it tho as americans cant fit into one bustop without touching each other

>>71325671
But my Aapo is late 80s, so he might be avant-garde.

>>71325688
>>71325598
Learning Finish sounds like a great challenge to myself 2bh
It seems there are only few languages suitably to translate Finnish literature into, German might be one of them. Can you recommend (contemporary) Finnish literature?

>>71325750
Please post "finn" 1 to 4

>>71325589
thanks for the info

if you have any other resources you used or would recommend for you trip, I'd be all ears.

I'd like to get out there one day. Of course, while I'm in Europe I'd have to go and see other stuff, too. Wouldn't make much sense to fly all the way over to Europe just to go to Åland.

>>71325895
tb h theres nothing other than landscapes in åland. if you actually come there you really should visit continental finland, as in helsinki, sveaborg, and lapland, and sweden, if you really want to visit a place worth seeing

>>71325969
>lapland
what is there even to do there, honestly

if one were to visit, it would be for a winter wonderland. Snowmobiling, cross country skiing, maybe do some reindeer shit with the saamis... but that's all I can think of

as for visiting the rest of continent finland, I really wish I had a close friend (or better yet, family) with a summer cottage in central finland. I'd love to kill a week during midsummer by doing nothing but sauni, drinking, and dicking around by the lake.

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>>71324638
>But I envision the place to be nice for casual boating/kayakig, fishing, sauna and just general relaxing.
Then Åland is perfect place

If you wanna be drunk, go to cruisers, there is paartii every weekend (pic is maybe related)

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>>71326517
finnish lapland actually has the nicest scenery of all nordic countries even in summer, a lot of foreginers go hiking there

>>71326738
post sami qts plox

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>>71326826
arent they actually fuckable

>>71325834
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finlandia-Preis
Help yourself m8

Das Hungerjahr by Ollikainen is my personal recommendation

Is Korpiklaani popular nationwide?

>>71327209
Yes
I only listen them when im home drinking alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyCVaH77lLc

>>71322636
are Russians, Finns, or Poles the most drunk nation?

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>>71327293
Russians desu

>>71327293
sadly yes

>>71327293
unironically all snowmongols are, but that doesnt include finland

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>>71327358
Alcohol related deaths mean nothing. It's the general culture. Ours lack moderation and we don't know how to just enjoy. We drink everything given to us immediately and then suffer afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJHxsi-t50

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>>71327358
mfw Canada is higher than Europe

>>71327372
Aisuri alistuu hurrien luomiin meemeihin. Säälittävää jtp. Paras keino diilata ton alistuuvuden kanssa olis itsemurha, ja jos ei se niin voin tappaa sut jos kerrot yhteystietos.

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>>71327372
Sadly? What's so sad about it.

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>>71327467
Semmoset psykoosit

>>71327527
Kerro yhteystietos niin tuun käymään 100% varmuudella.

Se, mitä suomi vähiten kaipaa on sinunlaisia negatiivisten stereotypioiden edessä alistuvia ali-ihmis paskaläjiä.

>>71327526
alcohol and drugs keeps a people stupid and pacified

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>>71327584
Nah. Doesn't work like that here.

>>71326951
is this real? not Swede-like? shame!

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>>71327575

>>71327667
Mulla on auto, navigaattori ja veitsi kaikki jo valmiina epäironisesti.

Kerro vaan, niin päästään susta eroon. Vai etkö uskalla?

1) how many L of 5% beer is too much?
2) why is metric always superior?

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>>71327694
Ota nyt iisisti wallah mun veli wallah.

t: eri

>>71327467
Huutista. Milloin olet viimeksi puhunut kuvalautojen ulkupuolella kenellekään?

>>71327694
Huh huh nyt taas. Kerrankin ei tappavan hävettävä lanka ja sinunlaisesi tulee paskapostaamaan

>>71327712
Puhun tälläkin hetkellä. Mutta ei mua oikeesti kiinnosta että et usko.

Mua kiinnostaa vaan ja ainoastaan se, että tietynlaiset ihmiset kuolee. Olen valmiina istumaan linnassa 14 vuotta sen tähden.

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>>71327755
Ei herranjumala.

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>>71327701

>>71327792
Olen muuten ihan vitun tosissani. Ei oikeesti haittaa istua elinkautista vankilassa.

Postaa vain paskoja meemejäsi, voin todistaa kaiken jos kanttia löytyy, mutta 99% todennäkösyydellä ei löydy niin ihan sama. Ette te ole miehiä. Alistutte vain kaiken paskan edessä. Ansaitsette kuoleman.