Unironic Rorke edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGZ5EPKyDas
It is my one goal in life to impregnate a latina tbqh
>>71320383
Betrayed a nation
>>71320325
Signed up to the local gym so I can use their running machines, what do you reckon is the best time of day to go?
*no one walks towards you*
>>71320383
Churchill was a fat fascist. racist cunt.
>>71320472
the gf
>>71320472
she's livid they've got all the eyes on them
Knock knock
Is David Mitchell getting cuked by Stormzy?
In the mood for a game of the old EU4
new development in London
>>71320474
be sure to fill up on water from all those dispensers, they're free
fuck off
>>71320554
is this actually a new build? i like the facade
President Toilet Bog Fart
alri
>>71320511
>fascist
stop using words you don't understand
>>71320598
Favourite symbol lads? Edging towards | myself
just had sex
>>71320649
*record scratch*
>>71320511
Told your grandma about this comment.
>>71320479
His Imperial and Royal Majesty Napoleon I, By the Grace of God and the Constitutions of the Empire, Emperor of the French, King of Italy, Mediator of the Swiss Confederation, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, Co-Prince of Andorra.
babestation
>>71320584
this is what's on the site now
Might have drunk too much rum lads
It's like I'm in hyper mode
I'm aware of every mistake I make
and I'm typing a lot
and I need a noise in the background or else I get distracted
molten mustard
10 minutes
turn it off
give it one more wisk
it's pretty much done
jar it
very raw
very pungent
not very pleasant
piping holt
half inch from the top
moving the spoon
one these are filled
ol' tappa-tappa
bamboo skewer
skewered
debubbled
cools and condenses
vacuums
pulls down that top lid
all 4 jars
wait some more
pop them in the fridge
at least a week
could take less take
home made dijon
very very happy
remarkably
just to be sure
with a hotdog
one of the parts of the job I really relish
I don't know
not enjoying this
real this
one way to find
give this a try
head over to food wishes dot com
and as always
ENJOY
*blocks your path*
>>71320673
une poste excellente
>>71320673
remember when england beat him twice ha ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHJ4zEKDZY
>>71320649
is that a hihg speed gordon brown the background?
spotify release radar brought man in on some new grime tings
yee dats big my g
By the Grace of God, Emperor and Autocrat of All Russia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonese Taurian, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lord and Grand Prince of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lord of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; Circassian and Mountainous Princes and their Hereditary Lord and Owner; Lord of Turkestan; Norwegian Heir; Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and others, and others, and others.
>>71320690
im angry now, anon
Might start burning incense while I meditate, thoughts?
>>71320781
why do you need meditation
just take some DMT
>gf just text me telling me to come out
>"sorry babe ive got a headache, see you in bed"
>sat watching dragon ball super instead.
>>71320738
Hardly, needed the entirety of Europe to get it done and if you werent an island Napoleon would of bumraped you
What is Jerusalem worth?
>package is 7 miles away
>but it will take till tuesday for it to arrive
angry
>>71320781
buy some nice stuff if you too
too many cheap ones marketed to housewives smells far too strong and unpleasant.
>>71320755
>we will never be bezzie mates with russia again
feels bad
>>71320801
she's gonna catch another dudes dick
>>71320801
gonna go and pull your gf now m8
>>71320805
a trillion dead palestinians
t. bibi
>>71320666
thanks, didn't have that one
>>71320810
you could go walk and pick it up mate even if you don't have a car
POWER
RANGERS
DINO
SUPER
CHARGE
post lewd karens
>>71320804
not really
England will always be an island
churchill was a top lad
>>71320885
Queen Was Eating Rancid Tofu, Yelling Uncouth Insults Over Philip's Angry Shouting: "Die, Fascists!" Grandson Harry Jested, "Kate Loves Zionism, Xenophobia, Crassness & Violence. But Not Me!"
Favourite smell from your body lads?
I love scratching the inner part at the top of my thigh, just on the crease between my leg and taint. It's a brilliant smell once you have a little whiff.
>>71320902
what's that? did you say post kevs?
meximong really is a disgusting fucking nonce
>>71320909
hi i am from the future, a large landslide in 2115 will join england to holland
>>71320879
read in the paper he's approving 6000 new settlements in east jerusalem
zionazi kike fuck
doing a MAJOR thought
karen looks sexy
bit cold out
>>71320958
disregard heretics
acquire the Kingdom of Judah
irish
>>71320927
fake news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsoSBL0Lzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWmhn0_fj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvoU8WjXeA
>>71320902
>>71320962
Good posts
weather
>>71321004
All of those are shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH9WmaK7iLs
>>71320993
israel is going BYE BYE
>>71320934
bellend smells of skips
>>71321006
i recognise that dog
david icke is actually very reasonable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRBaOZZxFbA
>drinking wine with a kangaroo on the bottle
>>71321033
Nah
don't know what to do with myself
might just be sensible and have an early night
It's worth noting that 'fake news' was a term created by the mainstream media in an attempt to discredit the likes of Breitbart and Infowars, yet Trump in His Infinite Wisdom co-opted the term and used it to expose the hypocrisies and inaccuracies of the press. Very impressive!
my sexuality is fucked because I had an older brother and from the age of 5 he used to give me ill-informed information on sex
when i was 7, just looking at the definition of "sexual intercourse" in the dictionary used to get my dick hard
me (on the left) n the lads
>>71321045
Generic
Don't ever reply to me unless it's worth reading
just did a look in the mirror and im finally starting to realize im a fucking midget.
>5'6
what have i done to deserve this?
>>71321013
more
>>71321049
>is
>1994
can you stop making fun out of kev please
his life is a disaster as it is
>>71321080
>5'6
my sincere apologies, I'm 5'9 and 95% of people are taller than me
>>71321066
there is just as much fake news on the left as the right, and loads of neutral stuff
the internet really does need some cleaning insofar as legitimizing things, I'm just not sure I trust Google to do it.
i fucking hate this country. we have no history. no culture. nothing. please britbongs, adopt me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my ancestors were loyalists i swear. we were persecuted for our beliefs.
Beto is really having a good hard wank over this anime preteen
>>71320649
looks like a happy man
>>71321079
did I give you permission to reply to my reply?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvjyobP900
woiiii this is choon is ard blud
>>71321128
karen is 17
>Tell my ma that the greatest man to ever live was napoleon
>She cackles and busts out laughing that he was only 5'6
Shut it you unappreciative bitch
>>71321126
McDonalds culture is still culture.
>>71321111
jesus christ.
>>71321114
woe is me and all that but the only people who are my size/smaller are extremely old people or 4ft mexican goblins.
the ol' 'cide calls my name
how dumb do you have to be to be hit by a 100ft long bright yellow tram
>>71321111
want to take him out for a pint now
>>71321154
Yeah 17 inches tall. 17 days old maybe. 17 in dog years
>>71321111
QUADS
>>71321155
5'6 was probably a good/average height 200 years ago
i kind of feel bad for eating animals but god damn they taste good
>>71321185
oh fuck off you silly yank twat
you wouldn't know what going for a pint was like if i smashed a glass over your head
sheep fucker
wish i was alive 200 years ago
>>71321237
Ah yes 1817. Very exciting year.
His Imperial and Royal Majesty El Beto I, By the Grace of God and the Constitutions of the chon, Emperor of the shitposters, King of Tijuana, Mediator of the Anglo Confederation, Protector of the Confederation of the Finns, Co-Prince of /lat/.
>>71321126
woah woah woah slow down
encino man is amazing, dont lump it in with all the other trash
>>71321204
ahh yes, the inefficient german
should probably neck yourself son
>>71321237
wish you were never alive
>>71320383
Need a good film again lads
>>71321192
i'll give you 17 licks if you don't smarten up young lady
>>71321183
omg is he ok xx
the irish scumbag is obsessed with me ;)))))))
>>71321183
Almost died like that one time: Ran over the crossing once the tram had passed by, but didn't see that there was another tram coming from the opposite direction on the rail behind it. Made it just in time to not die.
>>71321271
>17 licks
lewd af
>>71321254
>In the study of British recruits, the average height of British men, who had an average age of 20, was about 5 feet 6 inches (168 centimeters) at the turn of the century, whereas now they stand on average at about 5 feet 10 inches (178 cm).
>>71321267
bit rude
>>71321271
I give you one for free but then we have to work out some kind of payment
>>71321290
>>71321303
minds out of the gutter
>>71321269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chZ2ro9KRNM
irl gimmick idea: sleep with a teddy bear
>>71321303
do you female attention whores only ever think about prostitution?
which one?
>>71321338
Sorry I already sleep with my boytoy. Can't really compete with that.
saw a girl with an ELITE level ass+body today lads but i didnt get to see the front of her unfortunately
one of the craziest asses ive ever seen in person, one that just fills you with lust instantly.
also saw another qt girl skateboarding in my neighborhood with her younger brother earlier and she kept giving me looks every time i passed by her.... wish she were my gf...
its been quite the eventful day :)
>>71321228
you're schemin for a heemin bruv
i unironically find some anime characters attractive
not to the point where i'd wank over them, but i can appreciate their beauty
>>71321347
middle because she's fucked the least amount of guys by a longshot
>>71321347
aisha from day one
>>71321347
The one with the most feminine penis.
this is literally someones house
1 person
>>71321347
no attraction whatsoever
>>71321347
1,3,2
>>71321347
S A R A
A
R
A
every time i listen to selena gomez i end up wanking off to her
>>71321347
Body of the third one, face of the first one and mind of the second one
hey toot poster, can you tell me who is sara?
New name, mon: the original nuttah
Take heed and take check
UK Apache along di Shy FX
And when we come it's murderation!
All original gangsta man,
Hear what mi tellin' now
Ya hear mi, come and nuh imitate
Originate, we come fi originate
Alright, mate?
Know what yer doing, mate
In here we get 'em comin' about kill
So now I'm 'unna stop talk
Watch mi tell dem, rude bwoy
Watch this!
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-nah-nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-nah-nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-nah-nah-no-no-no
Ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-noo-no-no-no-no-no
Bad boys inna London
Rude boys inna England
Bad boys inna Jericho
Rude boys inna Kingston
Watch ya
You never know di gangsta, mi seh dem inna jungle
Well, yeah
You never know di hortical, mi seh dem inna jungle
Well, yeah
You never know Shy FX, mon, big inna jungle
Well, yeah
You never know UK Apache big inna jungle
Wha mi tell ya, rude bwoy
Watch it now, man
Mi are di nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamadamadamadah nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamah
>>71321364
>i unironically find some anime characters attractive
>not to the point where i'd wank over them
FONT
>>71321385
Does he poo in the loo though?
Listening to this and doing a sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM
>>71321416
>not knowing sara
>>71321385
must own a bob or 2
>>71321347
the first one
middle and right are 2 gross......
work tomorrow. its an enjoyable job 2bf and only 6 hours from 9:45 but fuck, cannot be arsed really.
>>71321330
>film about nogs
idk anon
>>71321385
how structurally sound in that thing?
>work tomorrow
Cannot imagine how runtified one must be.
going to bed before 12 on a friday for the first time in about 5 years
>>71321466
its kino brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VNMEvlYN_w
in the hallowed halls of Trinity College, and in the streets of Dublin amidst the coffee shops and sprawling public parks; it is not uncommon to heard French spoken just as if you had walked into Paris itself.
Napoleon during his attempted invasions of great Britain was so impressed by the magnificence of Irish urbanite culture he himself modelled the reconstruction of Paris after Dublin's famous boulevards. He is also quoted to saying he had never heard French spoken so eloquently as spoken by the Irish.
>>71321520
six time dis week
>>71321498
im a student with a part time job. a nice job that pairs up nicely with my degree so looks good on the cv too. not that runty 2bh.
>tfw i work 40 hours a week but wish i only worked 20 or less hours a week
>>71321519
might give it a look, was looking more for mystery/thriler
cold out
really need a sara gf 2bh
would redpill her
>>71321426
>not understanding the sophistication of pooing in the street
t. dalit
and who is the first one who appear there?
>>71320549
>starting a new Ottomans/Austria/France/Spain game and just storming the globe, conquering and converting every which way.
not even remotely challenging but it really fulfils my life long fantasy of wanting to be an emperor
>>71321558
reckon she'd convert you instead desu, or she'd just kill you in blind rage
>>71321558
id bedfill her
;)))))
>>71321520
beautiful, reminiscent of trinityfag and the infamous cuccboi pasta
>>71321347
why do so many bong women have the 3rd face type, it's bloody rough
does reviewbrah have a gf?
>>71321588
ah yes globalist propaganda
R8 aesthetic borders
Just swiped right 100 times in a row on Bumble and didn't get a single match. Not sure what to make of this app desu, if it was Tinder I think I would have got at least 5 matches if I did that.
>>71321544
>im a student with a part time job
Literally King Runt
>>71321588
*stands in the aisle and holds on to chairs*
Phew i averted the end of western civilisation
would be fun to go to the corner store with a knife in my hand held up firmly and aggressively and buy something while i act like a normal paying customer with good manners
>>71321588
terrible analogy
rather the common folk are putting a gun to the pilots head and forcing them to take them to grimsby instead of ibiza
>>71321588
when did it become so popular to hate democracy
>>71321623
don't talk about princess chelsea like that m8
>>71320537
Excuse me?
>>71321627
nope
>>71321638
if you say so, expendable cubicle-cuck
>>71321679
2 all day
going to go fucking mental if i don't have intimate relations soon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38996179
Dear Tony, we’ve already had a popular uprising, it was called the EU referendum and er, you lost. So you’ll never realise your burning ambition of becoming President of the European Commission. Best just sink into obscurity and hide along with all the other (alleged) war criminals. You’ll never be able to sell this country down the river for your own personal gratification again. Soz and all.
>>71321588
*uses this as an argument for absolutist monarchy*
listening to elliot smith
>>71321588
elitist
me
>>71321649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNmZ8bqkXvw
dad just walked in on me twerking naked in front of the mirror
didn't hear him because i had my headphones on
>>71321720
imagine if he actually became EU president and bombed britain just to kill this guy
>>71321712
he who waits.... catches best fish..................
Achieving incredible levels of awareness
>>71321679
unironically think i know 4
the goal in life is to ride a fixie with no brakes
Eedpill me on this EU4 ting
Anything like civili(s)ation?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eqkYg2lZIF
/brit/ right now`
who else signing up for face transplant?
>>71321679
5 all day
>>71321733
My negro, GOAT artist desu, always good for a bit of late night depression. What are your favourites?
>>71321776
where's the before pic?
*smacks lips*
HOL UP
>>71321782
listening to figure 8
probably my favourite album
i haven't ate anything today and i just downed 200ml of vodka
the fun shall begin SOON
>>71321632
South-western border is nice, but steppe borders always look shit unless you conquer to China.
10/10 for reviving the eastern goths though
>>71321773
nah
its more like a weird board game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdDDiEkRbvQ
Cannot stop listening to Trapbar.
>>71321774
Ah yes, the North
>>71321720
Tony's got the right idea, we should show government we aren't happy and we want change, we should organise some sort of million man march in London - that's bound to make government listen, right Tony?
>>71321826
I cant stand blobbing so I dont do that shit
might restore byzantium for laffs and grant the kurds their independence
>>71321856
3 receding hairlines and a ginge
>>71321856
potato famine
>>71321765
How do you stop
>>71321819
I prefer Either/Or, I don't think there are that many memorable tracks on Figure 8, still enjoy it though.
Who should be head of the globalist government?
>>71321815
>>71321893
4 receding hairlines and a ginge*
*blobs everywhere*
Oh excuse me lads Im terribly sorry
>>71321919
stop pedalling
>>71321919
most people have brakes but you can stop by putting pressure on the pedals and locking the back tyre
>>71321924
barack hussein obama
>>71321856
gaz, daz, haz and baz
29 years young
all salesmen
love football
just came up with a revolutonary new app
its called tinder-uber
its a driving service that pairs with tinder - itll send a self driving smart car to pick up the people who match after they click a button that looks like a car in the corner of the screen
this will get people laid faster than ever before
aesthetic borders
>>71321919
pedal backwards
Wish I was mates with Josie and we could just get pissed together and make each other laugh. Bet she has a really infectious giggle.
>>71321956
F-FUCK OFF S-SLAG
>>71321997
Me starring as the inverted letter C on the left.
>>71321975
>>71322031
doesn't that use the chain as the brake? as in put all the force on it?
10/10 film
>>71321924
are mogg
>>71322031
That would make you go backwards
>>71322026
this will get people raped faster than ever before**
>>71322026
wheres ur liquor factories brah?
>>71321773
>>71321832
It was a board game but its more like piloting a jet while staring at an atlas, it's not very complicated you just got to know what all the buttons do
>>71321890
>can't stand blobbing
sorry kid
Need to go to bed but can't stop putting in mental times pinging it round Monte Carlo in the Fiesta.
>>71321856
me and the lads
>>71322061
not it sucks
/co/ is polite and all but fucking hell it's so tumblr in there
>>71321924
>>71322086
Was cracking up at the normie speculation surrounding these fellows on normiebook
Defo a load of wee Irish travellers tho, they always do that pose and dress up in gucci with that exact hair from age 10 onwards
>>71322047
more importantly it burns the rubber on your tyres and exposes the inner tube
>>71321520
whats that tall dark building in the background
>>71322127
you wouldn't want to expose my inner.........demon
>>71322086
fucking cringe
>>71322086
raz, paz, taz and uaz
9 years young
all students
love minecraft
>>71322104
WRONG
>>71322047
i think like a cog thing locks in whenever you brake
>tfw the wikipedia page on the most common brake here is only in dutch ree
>>71322066
it won't actually let you pedal backwards it'll lock and you'll slow down
Let's get this party started, broskis!
*you watch as I slowly open and pour individual bottles of Bud Light into a clear plastic jug before topping off with ice cubes*
WOO!
>>71322032
You missed out, that was all i did with the flaggers in 2015
>it's a "rosy understands that some people on brit have a latex fetish so she wears the next best thing in the hope of attracting us" episdoe
https://twitter.com/chelseafindom97
>>71322117
isn't it an sjw enclave?
>>71322137
montparnasse
wish i was from gibraltar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLI2X01jT4
Might go get a kitkat chunky out of the fridge. x
>>71322159
>actually socialising irl with people from a tuvan throat singing forum
ummm.... sweetie...
feelin' it now
you've got to love alcohol
wish i had some weed
>>71321548
did 60 hours last week, havent done less than 48 since the turn of the year
>>71322177
Ooh... bit naughty ;-) x
>>71322163
this girl is just unnatractive
things i hate: the breakfast club and this ugly ass hoe
aesthetic borders
I had to savescum a lot to play Grenada though
uncle tom tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJefsOErr0
>>71322086
haha lol
>>71322167
looks so out of place
>>71322165
think that's just the perception of it. Been lurking a few threads, seems to have a fair amount of people who hate SJWs
It's not the content that makes it tumblr, it's the attitude, the way they talk. Their sense of humour, heavy emphasis on puns and pop culture references and being nice
>>71322177
why the fuck do you keep your kit-kat chunkys in the fridge?
do you go to the paki shop and get a kit-kat chunky from the fridge or do you get it from the counter?
unless the temperature in your house is above 30 degrees at all times the is NO FUCKING NEED to keep your kit-kat chunkys in the fridge
got that?
>>71322182
Oh goodness no never set foot outside the bunker this was all on the 'sync
>>71322163
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/818610831550218240
What a spastic fucking accent lool
>>71322214
>Playing anything but Ironman
Lol fuck off and die please, state of those borders annex those vassal states right fucking now
>>71322186
sounds like a pretty intense schedule, what do you do for work? is it worth all the hours?
>>71322230
most parisians hate it
i thin it triggered a building height code in central paris
< wanna play eu4
<can't because im drunk on bloody rum
help lambs is a poison to my brain
>>71322163
how do you think /brit/ discovered this in the first place
most of her clients post here
I work an office job in """The City""", but I'd really love it if Brexit led to a huge financial crisis and me and all the other yuppie twats lose our jobs. We get paid too much desu.
>>71322137
its an alien spaceship that landed horizontally
>>71322276
job title?
>>71322235
Y-yes.
Sorry.
>>71322086
>png
katelyn yourself
>>71322163
Who is Rosy? Have we found her non-findom account?
>>71322185
what the actual F U C K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5moo0RkjIZk
Theology. Civilisation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
takes me back
>>71322271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jd0UAU5O99
duh
>>71322271
If anyone on /brit/ had managed to see her naked, they would have posted her nudes online for the lads to see
Aphex twin is shite
/brit/ is getting way too big for it's boots desu
Seppo keeps mouthing off on vocaroo
Might give him the ol naginata to the bowels trick
>>71322276
you sound bloody selfless can i crash on your couch when i visit the UK mate?
>>71322295
Workplace analyst. I'm not actually in the financial sector but it's all the same bullshit desu.
>>71322332
this, overrated weird autistic noises
Hello darkness my old friend...
>>71322313
did you ever read the Conan stories?
new
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
>>71322361
dont tell janny hehe x
>neo brit is too new to know about the commies
By the prophet!
>>71322271
I don't believe "most of her clients post here"
>>71322322
she doesn't send nudes on her findom thing
she posts tits on her regular twitter ages ago
>>71322356
Literally have a spare bedroom in my flat that I do absolutely nothing with and would have no problem with allowing you to have for free as long as you like, but no.
>>71322386
proofs?
>>71322396
why not
ill clean and cook the meals for us when im there
>>71322337
*steps into your shoes*
>>71322386
What's her regular twitter?