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MADONNA PUTTANA

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prima per abbracci & patatine sulla pizza

>>71319976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N7PmpBtlEg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF99R1oGWO4

basta con ste troiate di matteo montesi, non hai mai fatto ridere nessuno

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Why are you doing this ?

>>71320167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17i44TGNBU8

>>71320226
delete this

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>>71320226
because yours is not intellectual

>>71320226
I want to post in yours :(

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>>71290256
Ci sei, Luke?
Scrivi dove lavori ché sono postale anch'io
>lmfq il 27 del mese si avvicina

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>>71320397
e cosi su vule
as i reported questo filo due volte (both mobile and computre) .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6e_m9iq-4Q

>>71320535
and i reported yours
eat shit, rightful clay

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>>71320579
c u in court bitch

lasagne :DDD

>>71320784
mämmi :DDD

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>>71320784
*gma gnam*

io stasera a cena ho mangiato pennette in bianco col burro

>>71320935
io maccheroni al pomodoro :3

>>71321011
stai zitto schifoso

>>71321053
ma che cafone!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C0ZPMbqTsM
>tfw no alt-right Lauren Southern gf

>>71321113
sfigato

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>>71320818
:D
>>71320868
hell is life without lasagne

pizza is overrated

>>71321268
yeah, pizza is pretty much shit

>>71321281
it's okay

not great, just okay

>>71321281
t. rumeno che mangia pizze col ketchup

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>>71321268
Agree
let's go eating lasagne togheter finland senpai!

>>71321333
t. i*aliANO furente

>>71321319
tchitto ànimàl

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meo!

>>71319976
state guardando triassic attack su italia 1 spero

c'è emilia clarke

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>>71321405
I like big italian lasagne
>>71321802
mau mau

>>71321910
looks good

>>71321870
>c'è emilia clarke
e chissene frega

una ragazza mi ha appena dato come voto di face 4/10 su omegle

>>71321910
i like big finnish dicks

>>71321977
bravo, adesso falle votare il tuo pene

mettiamo "il filo" come interessi su omegle e postiamo screens

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>>71321910
looks good
can I eat at your place?

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>>71321950
my lasagne always looks good to you italianos

my pizza, always awful. case and point, pic related
>>71321998
>>71322053
I am fat and disgusting so go be gay somewhere else

>>71322154
rude

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>>71322035
>>71322048
>>71322053
>>71322154
>>71322201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA9xmKCkKnQ

>>71322154
what's that green? origano? gorgonzola? spoiled mammi?

>>71322154
Less oil and mozzarella. Keep the toppings like 1.5/2 cm inside the border.

>>71322048
ma tutto attaccato o con lo spazio tra il e filo?

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capooooo
dove sei capo?! vogliono sfidare la tua cucina

>>71322327

fucking degenerate


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuk6aeWpXk

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>>71322358
nope
I'm not

https://youtu.be/zxlCH8HTU4s

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger has disconnected.

>>71322462
ebigo

ho appena fatto ridere due ragazze su omegle forse c'è speranza anche per noi cessi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey5GItze-BY

>>71322448
>>71322462
>>71322561
>>71322642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEbDKjNTXc

>>71322201
sorry ;_;
>>71322228
cheap oregano. cheap spices don't pack a punch so they have to be used in excess
>>71322280
>he thinks I used oil and mozzarella
lmao

... should I use mozzarella? what's the oil for?

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>>71322717
yes you should use mozzarella, not that dry shit though, the ones that come with the milky water

oil is for taste and it helps during the cooking, please get olive oil

I wish I could speak italian

it's by far the most beautiful language (besides slovenian, doh)

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>>71322717
also if you can get it, get the ones that looks like w33d, not the pre ground one

>>71322802
we already have a serb and a croatian posting sometimes on ita, you can be our friend too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv4zVW7WF-I

mangiando del parmigiano :3

>>71322777
mozzarella comes in these little bags full of lightly salted water here

is it wrong?

guardandomi c'era una volta il west desu ladi

>>71322928
no it's right.

>>71322928
no, it's right

>>71322717
he is just being a pizza nazi
do what you like with your pizza

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>>71322937
>guardare qualsiasi altro film all'infuori di questi

>>71322717
You savage.
Why it's so yellow if you didn't use oil?

>>71323004
non
fa
ridere

>>71323123
sarà il tipo di formaggio
secondo me c'è anche del prosciutto cotto tritato lì in mezzo

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>qsq domani è sabato e mangerò la pizza con le patatine

>>71323277
Domani è domenica

>>71323153
e
invece
sì

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>qsq non ho ancora mangiato pizza & patatine

>>71323314
hai ragione, tecnicamente è sabato ma io lo considerò venerdì

>>71323314
t. pignolo

>>71323314
t. pinolo

>>71323349
non so perchè ho messo l'accento lì

>>71323399
parlavi di un evento accaduto al te stesso in una vita precedente del quale non ti puoi liberare del tutto

>>71323345
sabato è il giorno della pizza

>>71322964
>>71322972
I see
>>71322996
don't be daft, the world needs it's pizza nazis

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>qsq immagino il me stesso di domani che mangia pizza con le patatine mentre guarda Monster

STATE ZITTI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71323123
cheese

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>>71323537
no

>>71323575
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>qsq non sarò mai invitata a casa del capo a mangiare pizza e patatine fatta in casa

>>71323648
*invitato

>>71323648
io ci andrei ma solo se la pizza non la fa lui

>>71323622
sory ;_;

>>71323701
questo

>>71323701
io ci andrei solo se accende lo stereo a palla con l'intera discografia di sandu ciorba

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Noi ci lamentiamo sempre ma almeno non stiamo mangiando erba come i nord coreani

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPI2QuiZyjY

>>71324002
>implicando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ise-zJNCWQo

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>>71324002
*ride in malefico*

>>71324002
dite che kim jong un è autistico?

IMI PLAC OCHII TAI
M-AM INDRAGOSTIT DE TINE
IMI PLAC OCHII TAI
MA-NNEBUNESC UH UH

WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>71324173
no, è un grande

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>>71324002
>Partito dei Lavoratori di Corea

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>>71323685
scusa
avevo dimenticato dove siamo per un attimo

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>>71324317
guarda che lavorano eh

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SIEG HEIL!

>>71324434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0rK8PrGuJA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHLRYq3DowQ

postate preti carini

can I get a whoo whoo for Eros
https://youtu.be/eTOKcxIujgE

>>71324594
no

>voi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVQ_dj4t-Fc

>>71324594
Die already fincuck

>>71324780
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a50ZJa7_L68

5ary ha trovato un nuovo tormentone

>>71324973
Prenderlo nel culo?

>>71324973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLdzr47cOCs

>>71325000
belle triple ma no, quello lo fa da sempre

>>71325031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk7v2lTurm0

che due coglioni, il computer continua a surriscaldarsi e la ventola fa rumore
ho provato perfino a metterlo nel freezer, ma niente, continua ad andare

>>71325146
pulisci tutto

>>71325171
a quest'ora?

>>71325182
installa linux allora

>>71325146
pulisciti il sederino

siete delle merde

>>71325558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-P7uM7hUHg

>>71325558
davvero?

>>71325618
chi cazzo è

>>71325633
non dargli (you) per amor del Signore

>>71325649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFMiePARjk

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>>71325623
no tesoro non dargli retta

>>71325740
mai perdere contatto visivo in quei casi
sa il cazzo poi dove te li ritrovi

>hanno paura di un insetto

>>71325889
>non prova un sano e naturale senso di repulsione per le creature che sono tra i più disgustosi degli errori di madre natura

>>71325889
sono dei senza dio

>>71325942
sì, provo un sano e naturale senso di repulsione verso di te

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>>71325794
io faccio esattamente in quel modo :c

>>71325942
il primo errore sono i terroni

>>71325958
e vabbè, sborraci sopra agli insetti, già che ci sei

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bump notturno artropoide

>>71326577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsQcFAjU0F8

>>71326577
che schifo

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>>71326635

>>71326652
sembra di vedere il demiurgo

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ORROREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71326683
>contestare il volere del supremo creatore

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>>71326683

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Almighty God, whose footstool is the highest firmament:
Great Ruler of Heaven, and all the powers therein:
Hear the prayers of Thy Servants, who put their trust in Thee.
We pray Thee, supply our needs from day to day:
command Thy heavenly host to comfort and succor us:
That it may be to Thy glory and unto the good of man.
Forgive us our transgressions as we forgive our brothers and sisters:
be present with us: strengthen and sustain us:
For we are but instruments in Thy hands.
Let us not fall into temptation: defend us from all danger and evil:
Let Thy mighty power ever guard and protect us.
Thou great fount of knowledge and Wisdom:
Instruct Thy servants by Thy holy presence:
Guide and support us, now and forever.
Amen.

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vabbè visto che postate schifezze me ne vado a guardare qualcosa in streaming
notte

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>non avrai mai un trilobite domestico

>>71326913
>cina.jpg

>>71326913
hahaha, come godo che si sono estinti

dormite con un buttplug

>>71327046
ok, notte

>>71327180
un buttplug rosa :3