Culture Pals /cp/

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i just joined interpals, whats the best way to initiate conversation

note: im talking to russians and italians so no gook shit

>>71313702
WTF I love Korea now!

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>>71313834
Comment on something in their profile
or you can try "hHOLY FUCK YOURE CUTE"

oh and be attractive

>>71313862
good man

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I didn't even start the shitposting this time. Gookposters get out

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>>71313929
>>71313965
>>71314013
>>71314069

cut it off sasuke
everybody here knows those are japs
korean girls are perfect in every conceivable way

>>71313929
>>71313965
>>71314013
>>71314069
You're just as bad as the kfags at this point.

Back on topic

Along with kebab fever I also have curry fever. Are Indian girls worth it at all?

>>71314289
No. Keep it European.

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>>71314289
poos are alright

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Is this turkish girl ripe for nudes?

>>71314565
Don't hurt the kebab qts REEEEEEEEEE

>>71313702

Please...


Stop this Korean shit..

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>>71314625
Gonna make her put a sharpie up her asshole. What are you gonna do about it?

>>71314565
How?

>>71315011
Ask you for pictures, what else

>>71315011
Well she's koreaboo so she's retarded and was never going to talk to me anyway so whatever. Koreaboos deserve what they have coming no matter what.

>>71315192
Korean fake, obviously.
it just werks

why do you keep making threads still under bump limit ffs

>>71314565
How can a women be so pathetic?

A Russian girl invited me to play minecraft with her.

I'm up to 450 messages but only 400 views, this means people are replying without viewing my profile

>>71317927
seems pretty comfy

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is shoe on head still a relevant meme? trying to get girls to do this is my own source of amusement on this site nowadays

Alright the viewbot is actually working, let's see what kind of conversations we can get going.

>>71319211
what race is that

>>71319316
Your mum is working

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>>71319383
ugly as sin aka not korean

>>71319383
Looks Taiwanese or something

>>71319401

That has to be the most patethic joke I've seen all week.

You're an embarrassment to the english people.

And knowing english people, that's a huge fucking achievement.

kys

mamamoo is comfy tbqh

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>>71319482

>>71319211
just tell her to right /cp/ with lipstick on her forehead

Fuck what do I do with muslim headkerchief girls who want my social media? Just ignore them? Don't really want to import muslims or something, that's not my forte.

>>71320105
Say you dont have any social media accounts

>>71320105
Give them WhatsApp but nothing else

>>71320247
I'll go with this, thanks.

Also do I put uggos on ignore mode? What do you guys do?

Why are Polish girls so fucking hot? They seem to have a better qt/not-qt ratio than literally any other country.

/supakjira

>>71314565
how?
>>71319211
T H I C C

>>71321152
>how?

she wants south korea's candy, obviously

What is this...

https://www.interpals.net/Coralieshinee1

>>71321334
>it will never be that easy for you

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Creepy desu....

Is this one of you...?

>>71321758
yes, that is i

>>71321758
i think you best answer her before she backtraces your ip and gauges your eyes out whilst you sleep tonight

Alright got a nice Brazilian and a Korean who are interested, best of both worlds. Both seem like fun talkative girls.

>>71321810

I replied with a period. She (it) just said "are you single" with I lied and said now

>>71321936
I was going to view it but I'm scared now.

>>71322044

After I said "no" she stopped replying


Is it just me, or is her picture in the background covered in Kpop stars? It's really creepy...

>another day with no views
where did it all go so wrong

>>71322302

Post profile

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Just found out that korean girls are huge sluts.
I saw one pick up video uploaded right now that the guy conquered the girl in 30 minutes.
I'm sad lads. I thought they were pure.

>>71322302
Iktf lad.
I gave up because no one watched my profile.
I'm just thinking in changing picture.

>>71322449
>thinking any girls are pure

>>71322507
i just recently changed my picture too, I left an IP tab open all day and nothing

>>71322574
Have you tried watching many profiles as possible?

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>>71322449
>TRUSTING GOOKS TO BE PURE

>>71322650
no, I used to get a ton of views without even viewing tons of other profiles. this was when the site had a decent user base and wasnt buggy as fug

>>71322449
>30 minutes
It would take 5 in the UK, 5 and a half if she had a boyfriend.

you guys think i'll get less responses from chinese or japanese women than korean women?

i think i've had at least 2 replies from korean women but not chinese women and one from a japanese woman.

and yes I'm black

>>71323541
>yes I'm black
you'll be lucky to get any responses outside of your fellow americans

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>>71323541
haha nigger

>>71323541
Try as much as macho and be cool musical fashinable artistic cool American black guy.
We have some BCC lover jap woman.

>>71323541
Don't bother with Chinese if you're black, this is the country that has a laundry detergent commercial where a black guy gets thrown in a washing machine and comes out Chinese.

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>>71323723
Seems like the funniest thing ever.

What nationality of wymyn like BR sausage?

>>71323646
Uhm, well I can't pretend to do that

>>71323723
I heard chinese actually thought it was racist, not sure if they just interviewed people in shanghai or what though.

>>71324061
korea

>>71324071
>Uhm, well I can't pretend to do that
Then your problem isn't being black

>>71323956
Here it is if you want to see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY

>>71324076
R u a grill?

Or at least a effeminate enough man?

>>71324141
Thanks, even better than imagined.

>>71324217
>R u a grill?
Thought we were on 4chan.

>>71324217
Girl ( male )

>>71324217
Polish women 2bh

>view my main profile with my fake and it says i was online 1 day ago
>im literally online with both profiles right now
fix the site pls

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>>71324394
Friday late night update, still no korean gf, kill me lads

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>>71325849
fuck, sorry for the accidental (You) again. I am tired of tfw no korean gf

>>71325849
>kill me lads
Gladly

We really don't need updates several times a day that you don't have a Korean girlfriend. We're well aware that you don't and never will if all you say is "hi"

>>71325965
He's clearly a masochist, he gets a kick from not having a Korean gf

>>71325849

>>71325880


do you even get responses from korean girls?

literally the only two girls i've been talking to are thai and japanese

http://forum.interpals.net/forum/interpals/society-and-culture/2724371-how-blacks-are-viewed-in-east-asian-countries

oh boy, here we go lads

>>71327027
are you the black anon? you're supposed to go for white chicks remember. the miscegenation order is black guys => white girls; white guys => asian girls; asian guys => black girls

>>71327144
>asian guys => black girls
is this really a thing?

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>>71327144
my meme pics say otherwise

It's SEA Power Hour

>>71327328
BREAK
IT
DOWN

>>71327398
SEA power hour you say?

/Nickiiz

>>71327442

Blasian couple

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>>71327522
i think you just caused my memeing to flair up

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These numbers have been crazy this week Tbh

/Myswag
this guy thinks he can steal our kqts.

>>71327938
I'm thinking about messaging her but, too scared to

>>71328032

Why are you scared to message a girl on the internet? I've never understood this..

>>71328507
not sure what to say/scared she'll block me

>>71328535
And what if she does dude
Who fucking cares ?

Plenty of cunts out there, and plenty will like you.

>>71328535

Ask her about the weather (seriously).

If she blocks you, so what?

>>71328535
Tell her she looks a bit like Sasha Grey

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LADS

>>71328615
>>71328535


Ah the meaningless chit chat
I fucking hate people who do that.
I fucking hate anything that people do if it has no meaning

Ask her, if she had one wish in the world, that you could grant, what would it be ?

The answer tell a lot.
Most people wish something for themselves.
Worst case scenario, really stupid wishes like lots of money, so you know there's really no depth to a person, about as deep as a puddle. If you're looking for nudes go ahead.

Other wish for family or for others. These are usually people who make good friends, but some pretend to be like that. May be too attached, might have issues.

Some have insane delusions about world peace or shit like that. Mostly pretentious snobs who think too highly of themselves.

Either way, answers they give you tell a lot about themselves just use your fucking head and think.


>>71328695
or this to be honest.
Everybody appreciates good humour and jokes on their own account.
And if they don't or can't you way better off not talking to nuts like that.


Here boys

just for you.

>>71328758
Shite I forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-OStOjCe0k

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>>71327616
>>71327328
STOP
DELETE THIS

>>71328758

This seems mostly comprehensible.
At least to me. Sorry if it's not.
I've took some medicine and than drank and then drank some more.

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>>71328758

Ah should probably add this definition to the answers

if she answer you, or to be with you.

She's probably one of the guys from here.
or the girls
Like Volodya for example

Or the brit who moved to Russia but doesn't even get to smash (pic unrelated in some ways, related in others)

>>71328743

Go to Thailand and have sex with her

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>>71328758

The weather thing has caused me to develop good friendships with both an Italian (who was my main QTfor a while) and a really cool Russian girl who I sort of view as a little sister than I never had. Pic related :)

>>71329162
I'm not saying it's not good. It's fine as openers go.

It's a polite thing to say and to ask, shows you have manners, you're aren't a creepy weirdo.

It's normal. For me that is horrible.

Everytime I discussing weather with somebody I feel disgusted about myself. it just means we don't have anything to say to each other, so why talk at all.
Conversation for the sake of conversation ? Fuck you, I don't mind silence .

I appreciate honesty above anything else, and well humour. About everything, nothing should be off topic to be discussing or not said because it's not considered polite.

You can be both polite and well interesting.

Granted sometimes weather too can be interesting. If there's a tornado, or it's really cold, or it's really pretty, like Aurora Borealis or a nice sunset or fuck me I don't know.

But, hey "name" How's the weather in your city"

Makes me want to kill myself.

Then again I'm far from a normal average person.

To be honest if you're on this fucking site you're aren't one either.

Pretend all you want to be one.

Get me ?

now listen to this fucking masterpiece
No words, no nothing, just a melody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMu3NxCa4uw

Nothing needs to be said and it can have meaning.

>>71329109
there's a BIG surprise waiting for him

>>71329371

It's an opener like you said. It's effective as long as you move the conversation

>>71329493
Yea but an average one, it gets the job done but nothing else.
While people say there is beauty in simplicity, it doesnt hold true in this case.

Don't settle for mediocrity boys, there are much better openers, something that can reveal much of a person to you.

>>71329698

Yeah true.

Btw DJ Serb, did you see this posted in the last thread? It's some really chill music. French QT showed me this

https://youtu.be/9ka5bgHnHyg

>>71329418
for you

>>71329162
is she from pyatigorsk or somewhere around that area? All of the girls I see who look like that are from around there.

>>71328743
>you're profile
>American education

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Saturday morning report.
Still not even a hint of gook qt. At least IU is there for me.

>>71335004
she recently opened a youtube channel

>>71335004
Try China. Koreans are Chinese anyway.

>>71335004
Just had a morning phone call with mine mate

>qt's dad trying to stop her from coming to see me at Easter
Hold me lads

>>71329418
I've only seen one thai ladyboy on that site the two im talking to seem like actual women.

>>71337191
How old is she?

>>71337509
20, but she still lives at home. He's trying to stop her economically rather than literally if that makes sense, I've pointed out it'll be a much cheaper trip than usual since all the acconmodation/food is already paid for but no luck

>>71338700
Sorry to hear that bud

>>71338978
we're going to Porto next weekend so the current plan is that when she gets back she can tell them what an amazing time she had and how much she's looking forward to easter and guilt them into letting her go

Pretty solid plan

>>71339300
Ok now I'm less sympathetic
Where is she from?

>>71339647
Italia, we had 10 days booked for Easter though whereas we only have 3 next week

>>71329872

Heard it, quite good, if you want to chill out.

>>71340087
>Italia
Ask her what she thinks of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyMA84-mowI

>>71340532
Not really her scene

explain me this /NoushinDiesirae

>>71340919
First time I see an Islamboo.

>>71331750

nizhny novgorod

>>71339300

Hope it works out for you

>>71340992
dont you see them everyday tho?

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>>71341060

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>>71341060
Actual Muslims, sure, sadly, but no non muslims obsessed by Islam like her.

>>71340919

She's perfect for the Leaf

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>>71313702

>>71341252
just playing hehe, i've been to paris multiple times and apart from the niggers and gypsies selling eiffel towers everything was nice.
is it really that bad like those vids showing refugees sleeping on the streets?

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>>71341398
>is it really that bad like those vids showing refugees sleeping on the streets?

Not really. There's one or two neighborhoods with a large number of immigrants, but other than that, it's fine. The refugee camps happen, but they're always cleaned up quickly and the migrants taken to facilities outside of Paris. Sometimes they resist and leftists encourage them, but usually everything goes fine.

http://www.leparisien.fr/paris-75/paris-75019/paris-evacuation-du-lycee-jean-jaures-occupe-par-des-migrants-04-05-2016-5766421.php

The Somalis, gyspies and Bangladeshi selling overpriced shit are definitely a problem, though. I'm glad you liked it here, I love this city despite it's problems.

>>71341762

I may be taking a trip to France this summer.

If I can figure out my finances and decide to do it, I'd probably spend a few days in Paris. Then get a bus/train to a QTs town in Normandy, spend a few days or so with her maybe, and then explore around the Normandy region alone

>>71341398
>just playing hehe

be my gf

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racists OUT!

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>>71341934
Sounds like a great plan, Paris has a lot of things to see, so make sure to plan what you want to do here in advance, depending on what you are interested in. Are the guy into WW2 history ? If so, I really recommend the Museum of the Army.

http://www.musee-armee.fr/en/english-version.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mus%C3%A9e_de_l'Arm%C3%A9e

There are fast and cheap regional trains, so I recommend the train over buses. Especially in the summer, highways might be pretty crowded.

>>71342283
I'm pasty as fuck, this is my jam

>>71342405

>Are the guy into WW2 history ? If so, I really recommend the Museum of the Army.

I'd definitely check it out, and yeah that's me.

>fast cheap regional trains

That would be ideal. I was just confused when I was looking at transportation on Google Maps. I couldn't find a train from Paris to Le Havre (QTs home) and then I couldn't find a train from Le Havre to Caen. I haven't had the chance to ask the French QT those questions yet

>>71341934
Normandy is a meme, go to La Rochelle

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>>71340919
Explain this.

>>71343026

The U-boat pens look kind of cool

>>71343123
i dont fucking know, i think her profile is a mash up parody

does scripts work?

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>>71342714
>I couldn't find a train from Paris to Le Havre (QTs home) and then I couldn't find a train from Le Havre to Caen.

You have the high speed train from Paris to Le Havre in around 3 hours for between 15€ and 30€, mostly depending on the day.

https://www.voyages-sncf.com/train/trajet/paris/le-havre

Then from Le Havre to Caen you have a regional train, but it takes you all the way to Rouen, and then you have to change train to go the opposite way to Caen. And it's like 30€, and takes 3 hours. Here it's better to take the bus: you have direct lines from Le Havre to Caen in an hour and a half, and in my experience these buses are dirth cheap, like 2€.

http://www.busverts.fr//upload/docadom/plan.pdf
http://www.commentjyvais.fr/en/journey/

Why do some Asians speak English so extremely well, while others screw up badly and don't seem like they will ever able to build a correct sentence?

>>71343486

Oh hell yeah! Thanks man, I appreciate it. I saved those links. That sounds easy.

I imagine there are buses that regularly drive from Caen to the WW2 beaches, so I'm not really concerned about that. But thanks a lot for the train and bus links!

>>71322449
>I saw one pick up video

And you believed it? Are you fucking serious? All the girls in those videos are paid actresses so retards and 13 year olds will buy the "pick up artist's" book.

>>71343546
Colonialism would explain certain countries, public education would explain others

>tfw 7/10 qt pie sends you her nudes but can't fap to them because they're not people of your race
I am not racist but it looks like my dick is racist. I have no problem fapping to 9/10 porn actresses no matter what color her skin color is but it's so hard to fap to semi decent relatively normal looking white girls. I guess I gotta look for Asian qts since no 9/10 white girls on the site would flirt with me.

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>>71344029
i'd recommend Korean qts
prettiest asians out there!

>>71344111
I'm more of an SEA asian kind of guy though. And I don't believe Korean girls have a favorable impression on Japanese people.

>>71344029
Or she is just an ugly cunt but you are denying it.

>>71340919
>>71341328
Only want real kebabs, not Polish araboos.

>>71344029
Good lad, you should feel proud of yourself
Also... post nudes

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Do the pastebin scripts still work?

>>71345298
No, Google qtcrawler and use that
We really need to edit the OP

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>>71345571
I've used qtcrawler, but I keep getting logged out during it so nonee of the views count after a page or so.

Just got another Russian QT on Whatsapp

This is bad, I have too many girls on Whatsapp that's I can't keep up with all of them. This is actually a problem

>>71345803
just delete convos and contacts that you don't talk to anymore.
I had like 4 Nastyas at one point

>>71345994

Yeah that's true. I'm going to do that now.

Lol holy shit. I just realized I have 15 girls from IP on Whatsapp

>>71345632
Have you clicked "view all on one page" at the bottom of the online page? This helps

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hmm

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my longest convo in interpals is 3 messages long

how to come up with intersting talking points?

>>71348218
How is that even possible? Even asking them about something mundane like what they study will make you talk longer than that...

>>71348835
sometimes they write something so stupid and boring that its a real art to form a question from what they said without being boring. and mostly they never ask anything, and they are also boring.

>>71349117
Then fuck them and move onto someone who doesn't have the personality of my left bollock

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Is it worth signing up?

Is the male:female ratio 50:1?

What the fug is habbening huys?
I get flooded with messages from Russian and some Belarussian and Polish girls.

>>71350318
Yes and no

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>talk to girl for a week or two
>conversation is flowing nicely, sending paragraphs to each other, she compliments me on my ability to write and hold a conversation
>have to stop using interpals for a while since i need to study, tell her this so she knows why im not going to respond
>she sends pic related
>think to myself 'oh that's nice, cant wait for exams to be over and start chatting again'
>6 days later once my exams are done i send a good as hell reply
>she reads it
>doesnt respond

this was one month ago. why the flying fuck would she say she wouldnt forget me and then flat out ignore me afterwards. the girls on this site are some of the worst humans i've had the displeasure of talking to

>>71350666
>huys
*guys

>>71351008
Try it one more time. Maybe you got lost under so many messages.
I am experiencing this myself right now, it can be hard to keep track.

>>71351008
They have a lot of options. I just went on the site for the first time and each girl's picture gets 20+ comments, no matter how ugly she is.

The lad up above who mentioned that the m:f ratio isn't 50:1 just rustled my jimmies.

>>71351008
another day on IP

>texting with Israeli QT
>she says she just finished watching 50 Shades of Grey
>I make a joke about it being a sexual movie
>say how it's funny that girls say guys are the ones who care about sex the most
>she denies it
>tell her that I don't care about sex that much
>"wait.. why?... so, what are you interested in?"

>>71354549
i would drop anybody who likes that fucking normie shit
read marquis de sade if you want the real stuff not 50 shades of GAY

>>71354677
>50 shades of gay
Nice one brother

Just got off video call with my Korean who is looking especially cute today I might add

>>71355398

WHat does she think of the DPRK?

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>>71355398
wow! you lucky guy you, how cute is she? show us a picture!

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>>71355493
I asked her about the guy who got killed recently and she doesn't care
>>71355539
I showed her a couple of threads ago

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>>71355707
cute! I like the bright red lipstick, she also has a very nice smile. You got yourself a really cute Korean there buddy.

>>71355814
Meeting her in April and she said today she wants the two of us to go on a holiday some time this year
Tip for you mate: don't make your entire opening message 'hi'

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>>71355996
Will you be travelling to Korea or will she come visit you? Where are you planning on going on holidays?

desu that was just a meme message I sent. I usually try to tailor a message to the specific interests we have in common, but conversations never last over a week.

>>71356091
I'm meeting her in London this April
She's in Europe for the year and wants to travel around so I'm thinking maybe Italy since I know it quite well

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>>71356185
you lucky son of a gun! Italy is a great idea. Does she have a sister by any chance?

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>>71356279
Actually yes she does, imo the sister is better looking too
I'd consider making her a gf since she's a great person but /pol/ memes have got to me so just a friend I'm afraid
And before you ask, no that doesn't mean you can have a go

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>>71356567
>And before you ask, no that doesn't mean you can have a go

I will mention you in my suicide note

>>71354677
or "women" by bukowski

>>71313702
IU a shit

Taeyeon better

>>71334582
Fug, I just noticed that, it's the second time its happened to me

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Wake me up inside

>>71358618
Can't wake up

I've been watching Korean asmr videos on YouTube, and they always have these ridiculous scenarios where the viewer goes to the woman to have his ears cleaned by her.

Is this how it is in Korea?
Koreans don't clean their own ears?

>tfw finally find someone seemingly willing to help with my korean.
>tfw realize i suck at typing in korean.

huh,
I remember trying to learn korean from this qt

/SpecialMee

really nice and friendly.

>>71359322
>watching asmr videos

>>71359322
They have that shit in Japan so maybe Korea too

>>71343627
Not this channel.
https://youtu.be/HjFj36WLGIQ

>>71359322
It feels incredible good when your gf cleans your ears, like an neverending orgasm

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>>71361646
DELETE THIS POST IMMEDIATELY

F I V E D A Y S
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>>71361901
I would delete, but I just want you to see how a Korean girl behaves.

>>71362020
STOP
I never did this to you
I never made it personal
why are you doing this to me

>>71361931

What's your plans in Portugal with your italian?

>>71351497
M8 it really isn't. 3:1 at absolute worst, and most of the guys are complete and utter autismos. If you're decent looking and can hold a conversation you'll probably do well.

>>71313702
Tu es un chintok

>>71361931
you're gonna get robbed by a band of white trash in adidas tracksuits

>>71357536
Leave

>>71362907
Eu sei que falam como slavs mas acho que não comportem-se assim

>>71362234
Weather will probably be hideous so not too much. I want to go to the Port bodegas and obviously chill on the harbourside and around the Ponte Luis - just relax and take it easy for a few days. I do need to hand in CVs in every business in the city though, which might be a barrier to our relaxing

>>71363052
não se comportam*

depends, you wont find them downtown but that doesnt mean they dont do shit

>>71362020
>>71362073
What's going on in this thread?
Quick rundown?

>>71363052

>CV

What's that

>>71363499
My Portuguese has died a death. Nearly 8 months without speaking any and I'm a mess.

>>71363893
Thing you give to places you want to work with information about yourself and why you're a top lad worthy of being hired

>>71364292

Nice, good luck lad.

Why are there weeaboo and koreaboo but no chinaboo?

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>>71322449
>>71361646
Shit like this makes my fucking blood boil; how can these DIRTY SLUTS open their legs to a random dude they just met, while some men need a lifetime of hard work to fuck ONE shitty 4/10?

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>71366092
there are chinaboos
i love china

>>71366092
>Korean culture
Music, movies, drama

>Japanese culture
Game, Animation, JAV

>Chinese culture
...

Because Modern Chinese culture is not popular, i guess

>>71366092
Because my chinese ex-gf broke my heart, fuck the chinese

>>71366988
can't wait for this to happen to me so i can go back to hating the chinese

>>71367041
Make sure she breaks up over skype after 3 years because "I'm scared of missing out on things and don't want to sleep with only 1 guy in my life"

negus

>>71366109
Just don't be a fucking beta, João.

>>71367078
Asian girlfriends are the worst, so demanding and fickle.

Those whole "Overly submissive" thing is a total lie.

>>71361931
F I F T E E N G U Y S
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I'm thinking of talking to my supervisor on Tuesday about taking that vacation to France for 10 days in June. The French QT im sure would want to hang out, but only thing tricky is since its several months out, I sort of doubt she'd be able to specifically plan for when I'll be there. That way I could book everything else for the trip.

Thinking I might just wing it and hope she can meet. I know she'd love to meet if she's actually able to.

What do?

>>71368457
If you tell her you might be in France for the D-day commemorations, she'll tell you by herself if she's free or if she'll be around.

>>71367255
Nah. Not a lie. Asian girls in general are submissive, just not chinks. Modern chinks want independence, freedom etc. While japs and gooks are very feminime and clingy and won't break because of the lack of sex.

Chinks are also fairly arrogant to europeans, bragging with their 'amazing' grades, how awesome and cool their unique culture is, how good their economy is. I mean, some of those points are somewhat correct, but they shouldn't forget how bad the censorship is.

What's new lads, seem to be a bunch of new flags in here

>30 year old "girl"
Why do American women do this? Are they being sarcastic?

>>71362020
>>71361901
>>71361901
These videos are always fake anyway. Just like that PrankInvasion guy

If I met foreigners in real life someone love korea or k shits stuff, I will dislike instantly.
I don't care you don't like me.

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>>71380307
don't worry we hate you too naruto
if you tried to be more like korea maybe your country wouldn't be such a steaming pile of garbage

>>71380407
You are a crap.

>>71380307
Foreigners wouldn't be able to tell the difference between korea and japan if they wrote and spoke in the same language.

>>71380574
I don't want to talk with you. Bye byeeeee

>>71380673
Fag. Are you the gay Jap that keeps messaging us all by any chance?

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Sunday afternoon report.
Looking for either purpose in life or a Korean gf. Both seem equally unlikely at the moment.

>>71371426


Well I know she'd like to me, since she loves talking to me and even said it'd be fun to meet last time we called. I just think it's a matter of schedule. But yeah, I'll let her know and see what she says

>>71378930
Everyone like to lie to themselves.

>>71366109
People who take care for their looks and social skills have no problem with that no matter what gender they're, mate.

>>71383493
People who take care of their looks and/or social skills aren't on 4chan.

Do I have to be attractive to talk to Asian girls on interpal? I mean, I'm white and German, so that should be enough to get 999 wedding proposals on the first day alone, right?

>>71384376
Yeah, it's true. For /b/ and /r9k/, that is.

>>71384952
You don't need to be attractive

>>71384952
You need to be attractive because you're german.
Asians think you're still nazis

>>71382821
Why do you feel the need to update us about your lack of Korean gf every morning, every afternoon, and every evening?

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>>71385326
i wanna keep you guys updated :)

>>71385751

Isn't Paris full of Koreans?

Why do all the girls who say they want to study in Canada only want to go to Toronto or Vancouver? Why not Calgary? It's the closest major city to me and the university there is good. And it's actually somewhat affordable to live there now thanks to the oil crash unlike Vancouver or Toronto.

>>71386680
There's more Japanese, Chinese and other Asians.

>>71387024
Because it's like saying you want to go and study in the US and choosing Kansas City or Omaha

>>71387156
Same for UK, folks only want to study in London, forgetting it's on par with Hull for awfulness but costs 30 times more to live there

>>71387156
Calgary is the size of Kansas City and Omaha combined though. It's not some bumfuck nowhere city. It's the 4th largest city in Canada so a more fair comparison would be saying you want to study in Houston instead of New York or LA.

>>71387670
Yeah but who wants to study in Houston or Leeds?

>>71387670

New York city would be way more exciting for an international student then going to Houston

>>71387890
One of my qt's is actually studying in Leeds for a year

>>71388034
True. But it's dumb that people treat Toronto and Vancouver as the only cities in Canada because they're arguably the worst cities in this entire country. We may as well just let China annex Vancouver at this point and Toronto is going that way as well.

>>71380213
Of course prankinvasion is fake. I watch h3h3.
But this one is not fake, they even have a "school" to teach how to interact with women.

>>71388507

The big cities are always the most popular cities. Because they are the most well known. It makes sense.

>>71388323
The fool!

>>71389265
Good for me cause I live 10 miles from Leeds
Also she does a very specific degree so there wasn't a lot of choice on where she can go

>>71313702
>/cp/
>we'll cal it Culture Pals
That's what you fucking pedophiles call it now? Doesn't matter if you're living in France or using a proxie, I will find you.

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>>71389435
This level of retardation is beyond limits.

>>71385138
how do you take care of your social skills? im total /r9k/ for that

>>71390699
I'm on the same level as you, Croatian pal.

Why are all Thai girls on Interpals so ugly? The Thai girls I see in my city are pretty hot.

>>71390699
Practice and learn from experience, like with everything else really. I mean, come on, you can use your brain when you want to and this is just an opportunity.

>>71390699
noone cares about what you do or say, try living with that thought, you fucking mongoloid and you might wake up with less autism in your veins one day.

I sent "hello" to a korean girl but she just ignored me, now I feel insecure to message other people.

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>>71392542
>>71392609
Why are you messaging plastic fake mongs? Shit taste dude.

>>71392310
What the fuck Volodya, be nice to Luka...

>>71393081
I am not Volodya.

>>71392609
not saying
안녕

Has anyone actually got laid with this or is it just exchanging idle messages with qts then moving on to the next one

>>71393160
Okay, Ivan, Dmitry, Alexei, Vladmir, Alexander, Vika...

>>71392310
>noone cares about what you do or say
are you writing this from gulag?
people care

>>71393292
try again
>>71393322
No, but I have received a call from /r9k/ they are looking for you, what should I tell them?

>>71393463
My fingers frozen mate.

Just tell me ?

Nastya ? Vika ? Julia ?

>>71393463
Oh shit, Oliver ?

>>71393580
Nebojsa.

>>71393627

But that's me.

Not you.

>>71380307
zitto animale

Memes

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>>71392609
Strange, I had some luck with Koreans when I used tinder with fake gps; I had weeks long conversations with 8/10 girls but never got a single reply from any Brazilian girl, not even favela monkeys kek.

I look like these dudes

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>>71394546
Iktf
Never got a single message from any gook but have luck with koreaboos especially Brazilians.

>>71393280
no, I doubt i'd get any sex out IP especially since I'm mostly chatting with asian girls

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>>71395205

>>71394546
When I used Tinder with fake GPS in a bunch of different cites I consistently got pretty attractive girls. But using it at home or even with fake GPS in other Canadian and American cities I'm lucky to get girls who are kind of cute but moderately autistic or who rage when you try to tell a joke.

>>71394546
what's the point of using fake gps for tinder, not like you will meet the girl to fuck

New thread lads
>>71395516

>>71395553
300 posts
fuck off

>>71395653
Don't cry Kim

>>71395500
I was curious about the results in different countries

>>71395429
Looks like girls love foreign cock

i seriously hate these fucking yellow fags, stop making threads before bump limit