Here's some fuzz and food edition.
STOP CALLING ME GAY
>hey I would like to buy some medicine so my aging father does not die
>ah, but in this utopian society, we do not have monetary value. You must work for it!
>but he needs it right now, or he'll die
>NONSENSE, TO THE FIELDS WITH YOU
>>71312444
Sorry faggot
10/10
I'm a proud member of the latinx community. I travel to Mexico on mission trips building houses for locals and teaching the importance of gender equality.
If you have a bf/gf then what's stopping you from having sex all the time?
literally nothing wrong with driving a charger
>>71312604
sex is just sex
you can only bust a nut that many times before it get boring
>>71312604
becuz
>>71312705
Yes there is
gf just faxed me this
>>71312705
On an objective level all cars have flaws, on a subjective level I disagree, but I'm too lazy to argue.
I personally like The Beach Boys much more than the Beatles. But then again I am very weird.
>>71312804
name one
capitalism is a disease that has affected modern man in such a way that we are no longer a species but merely fully atomized individuals operating on pure greed at the expense of life itself
>>71312545
>when footchink posts webms of people getting torn to pieces
better than zip foot posting
post dank liveleaks
WELCOME 2 DA JUNGLE. I cringed.
>boom goes the dynamite
that banter tho
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=85f_1392998058
>>71312942
The new ones look like ass
>>71312994
>implying Im putting down 3 grand on a new one
>>71313036
You didn't say it was an old one
>>71313036
35 grand*
fuck
>buy a new car
>drive it for 30 minutes
>it just lost 30% of it's value
>>71312819
that's a dude, faggot
>>71312424
fpbp
>>71313036
So a previous gen? Enjoy your horridly cheap looking plastic interior.
>>71304646
I emailed them my audition lads.
I hope they like it.
>being anti capitalist means you're a communist
TOP KEK mate
>>71313078
well duh
you think a college student could just afford a new model? Im no trust fund bastard
>>71313212
I don't know your financial situation
No bully
>the guncam video soundtrack
>welcome to the jungle
>for whom the bell tolls
>System Of A downsyndrome
this guy is either a veteran that loves killing ragheads or a kid with dyed hair and a neckbeard
Does anyone have the Nazi picardia that says something like "When your ideology is based on racial strength but you lost the only war you fought"?
>>71313253
*bullies*
>Trump's approval now under 40%
RIP
>>71313337
>>71313360
And Hillary had a 98.7% chance of winning.
>>71313360
Really makes me not care
>>71313335
It was about them being beaten by subhumans
>>71313413
Turns out its really easy to make arbitrary statistics
>>71313467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrb3EqGEI_E
How do I tell the difference between Dominicans and Mexicans, /cum/?
>>71313335
Hitler's own narcissism is to blame. He fancied himself a brilliant military tactician (which he was not) but some of his top generals were.
They (the generals) respected him/feared his wrath too much to second question his maneuver.
They waited a year too long to push to Moscow, the streets had turned to mud, the soviets had time to crank out arms and dig in and lend lease and been signed and sealed. Had the krauts BLITZ'd at the appropriate time as his top military advisors suggested we would be living in a different history.
>>71313284
Fucking horrifying desu.
leftenant
kernel
why
>>71313413
>confusing opinion gallups with predicting the future
and I thought germans were supposed to be smart
>>71313754
>lieutenant
Because in the olden days people could interchange "u" and "v", thus the pronunciation for "Lievtenant" became the standard in the commonwealth. It's pronounced "lootenant" in the US to this day.
>Colonel
Frogs couldn't say "colonel", so they corrupted it to "coronel", which was formerly another spelling for it before the current one stuck.
>>71313754
>Leftenant
Limey get out
>>71313674
>They waited a year too long to push to Moscow, the streets had turned to mud, the soviets had time to crank out arms and dig in and lend lease and been signed and sealed
Wasn't it because if his stupid obsession with Stalingrad? I also remember something saying they fucked up by not capturing the caucus oil fields when they could have.
>>71313784
nonsensical post
1812 will commence again and canada will be liberated
trump could rape a child and rednecks would try to justify it
>>71313896
My understanding is they went for the Caucasus oilfields (kursk was a clusterfuck and a hard defeat) when they should have pushed for Moscow instead. To kill the snake you must cut off the head.
I would like to put down a down payment on a gf
My ass still hurts
>>71314126
so this means we get to burn the white house down again
cool
>>71314180
Democrats do it and leftists try to justify it
I cant believe you guys allowed footkraut to make a thread
>>71314229
I didn't
Would never make such a shit edition.
Alf sucks.
>pokemon go releases gen 2 pokemon
>my area is almost nothing but snubbuls
>>71314376
>he still plays Pokémon go
lmao how low can you go?
i spend the night in jail
>>71314193
Go to Eastern Europe and get one
>>71314408
Por que?
>>71314408
LATE IN THE HOT JOINTS TAKIN THE PILLS
IN WALKED A SHERIFF FROM JERICHO HILL
>>71314409
>go to ukraine
>get shot/head bashed in by drunken slav
or
>take qt gf back to the states
>she leaves me for a richfag
>super cringey wanna-be socialist/communist as a middleschooler
>only people I could find with the same ideas was on one really obscure free-registration forum
>now adays there are likely some of the same type of cringey kids except they have 50% of reddit that share their opinions
the internet will ruin us
See, if you talk loud shit footkraut just shuts the fuck up.
He just needs someone to put him in his place. Dude's a pussy.
Learn from the best I am the grandmaster.
BUILT
How does /cum/ spend their days off?
I just watch tv, browse the internet, and play vidya all day until it's time to take a shower and go to sleep
>>71314566
dudeweedlmao
48 hrs obligatory for posession then being procesed by a judge to determin if you go from 3 to 6 months in prison or go to rehab or go to sign some shit to some place everyday for one year.
but since this is mexico my dad payed some extra money and took some from my bank account to set me free after 26 hours behind bars
>>71314202
>again
The Bongs got btfo by the weather when they tried
>>71314756
got to love corruption
>>71314718
what did you even post? I don't pay attention to balt flags
>>71314756
lol but narcos are free to do what they like huh
MeJico's a funny place
>>71314723
By shitposting on /cum/
>>71314756
Mexico sounds great desu
>>71314816
masturbated to some jav
>>71315030
nice!
>>71314806
police bussines idea:
>let the big guys distribute the weed through the country
>go after students, pot head workers or anyone who has enough money to pay his freedom
>scared them into thinking they're going to prison for years even after the 48 hours
>get scared and call mommy
>will pay ''anything'' to get my son out of jail because ''he is a gud boi''
shall be watching my animes
>>71315030
I've never masturbated b4 how is it? Might try desu
>>71315186
i was generally dissatisfied before and i still am
>President Trump’s “campaign-style rally” is an excuse from the White House for Trump to spend his 3rd straight weekend in at his private club in Florida at a cost to taxpayers of $3 million. The total cost of Trump’s weekends in Florida amounts to a bill of more than $10 million.
wow I hate Trump now
>>71312367
should I go buy chocolate pretzels yes or no
discuss
FRANKd
>>71315420
Yes
This weed sucks
>>71313521
kek
>>71315548
I'm calling the cops
You're going to fucking jail
D E A D
E
A
D
best girl(rabbit)
neighbors dog just ran into my house again
>>71315948
you can legally shoot it
>>71315948
Do you have a door?
>>71316019
it was left open doofus
>>71316000
i should have
Hi USA!
Hi Mexico!
>>71316124
hola
>>71315360
wtf I hate Dr*mpf now
>>71316124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du1UJyRwmts
>>71316124
Hello Argentina
CANT WAKE UP
>>71312367
High quality edition
>tfw dad is switching cell network to Cricket
how fugged am I
>>71316326
is your dad black ?
>>71316257
Don't wake up the kitty
Wish I was a girl haha
you've been playing a lot of Castlevania, /cum/!
why the FUCK are asians so loud on buses
shut the fuck up jesus christ
>>71316413
no, just might as well be jewish. He wants to save 40 a month on the bill
>>71316490
italians, some asians, and indians all shout to talk. don't know why.
>>71316451
Weehee lad, kinda sorta.
>>71316512
sounds like some shit my dad would do
How much do you pay for your phone bill
Me 5e for 2gb a month, pay for each call and sms seperate
>O'Leary is doing okay in the Conservative race
>he's anti-gun
>he's pro-immigration
>pro TPP
>he's literally a liberal values wise
>>71316731
>not living with your parents
LMAO
>>71315878
Factually incorrect
>>71316755
Stinky neet!
>>71316731
around 70 dollars, but unlimited text and I can make more phone calls than I can use before paying. no long distance though.
>>71316755
majority of people who live with their parents also have to pay for their own phone bill. if you don't you're actually a step below most pathetic people, you at least do your own laundry, right?
>find out mooses are actually as big as a horse
>amazing
>let's find videos of mooses
>only find videos of canadian cunts shooting them to death with arrows in lungs and laugh victoriously as they drown in their own blood, vomiting blood and convulsing
why are canadians such cunts ?
>>71316807
jokes on you, I have a shitty job
>>71316774
correct*
FTFY
>>71316747
Isn't everyone on /pol/ shilling for Bernier right now
>>71316824
>caring about dumb animals
I see we're posting our cats. Best cat breed coming through
>>71316824
a moose is bigger than a horse, unless you're talking about the giant horses.
also kys faggot frog
>>71316747
nothing wrong with being a a liberal values wise, but everything wrong with pro-tpp and pro-immigration
FEEL THE BERN(IER) #BERNIERORBUST
>>71316824
Moose can be and are cunts dude. Had them reck our garage door because one was a bull in mating season.
Do you think like....when Hogwarts kept sending more and more letters to Harry in more and more ridiculous ways and Mr. Dursley was losing his mind, that Dumbledore was just sitting on the Headmaster's office....giggling? xD
>be leaf
>get MOOSEd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4p9be2sR4
>>71316877
I don't know, but I know the only candidate who is anti-immigrate is Leitch. /pol/ doesn't want to shill for her because she's a girl.
we don't have a /our guy/. just jews who want to sell us out, and one girl who wants to make the system slightly stricter using per-existing items or roll them back into a tougher state.
>>71316914
>>71316921
that was quick
>>71316917
fuck off canacunt
>>71317014
i literally posted that randomly
>>71317005
bernier is for stricter immigration
leitch is just literally copying trump
The earliest era I'd want to live in is the Roaring Twenties in the cities and the late 1940s everywhere else.
>>71316941
>wanting the chinks to win
>>71317122
someone posted stats on all the runners and unless he updated his view point to copy Trump and Leitch then no, he's still okay with immigration. The conservative party is highly for immigration as a whole because it means cheap labour. In the list she was the only one actually for stricter immigration, while at best one or two guys stood in autism no mans land.
>its another "roommates dont flush the toilet" episode
getting sick of these repeats
>>71317132
Maybe the 1960s
>>71317261
LGTSS
>NYC
>Texas
>dipping ur gfs legs in peepee milk
>>71317298
>tfw the 1960s were Misssissippi-tier for most of the country
>>71316876
No
Wrong
This is the correct answer
>>71317373
The rest of the world was much worse though
HDI is basically a measure of how much a region needs to burn
>>71317132
I'd probably live in the Cretaceous period as a triceratops. No stinking jews still that meteor showed up
>>71317474
lmaoing at your state
>>71317474
This
>this
>I forgot to capitalize my fedora post
>>71317746
didn't you have a date or something? how's that going
>>71317762
Yeah, tomorrow
>>71317424
>3D
kys
why can't brazilians stop killing their uber drivers?
>>71317911
>911
No u
>>71317972
they have uber?
>tfw doing tax returns
>tfw no clue what the fuck I'm doing
Well it's filed and hope it works. Switch and BoTW here I come!
>>71317989
yes
>>71318003
my mom's an accountant, hire her
> : ))))))
>>71318003
>buying the switch at launch
>not waiting until they reveal more stuff at E3
>>71318028
why do they kill them? how does robbing and murdering a hipster taxi driver help?
>>71318065
I did that the last few years but I wanted to save shekels so I did it myself.
>land of the free
>have do to taxes
>>71318098
>how does robbing and murdering a hipster taxi driver help
Why do people rob taxi drivers? You get the money they have on them
>>71318098
>rob driver
>take the cash that brazilians are allowed to pay with
????
>profit
>>71318130
>>71318082
Well there's BoTW, Fire emblem, Skyrim, Xenoblade(even though I've never played it I still wanna try it out) maybe autismcraft and a couple others I can't think of atm.
>>71318130
Freedom ain't free t'bh
>>71318149
>>71318156
I dunno' it just seems weird. Can Brazilian taxi drivers not carry guns?
>>71318169
>minecraft as a selling point
Real talk why can the government do all this shit for us but our taxes we have to do on our own
>America
>Great
>Ever
>>71318203
It's a fun game to play while bored. Fite me, nigger.
>>71318130
This wouldn't be a problem if we didn't have to pay for roads
>>71318186
I figured that most LatAm countries were nogunz
>>71318130
>land of the free
>have to *pay taxes
>>71318208
you know you can pay people to do your taxes for you, right?
>be uber driver
>get harassed mad max style by taxi drivers
>get robbed by your customers
why would people do this?
>>71318186
>it seems wierd to rob someone you know is 90% guarenteed to have cash on them
uh
>>71318003
>Tfw have to do contractor taxes
>Haven't even started yet
>>71318208
There are people who do taxes for other people bud
>>71318247
>pay
Key word there
>land of the free
>home of the mexicans
>>71318329
ok, then become an accountant, you asshat
>>71318245
dont americans have to physically write out their income and shit in some paper?
>>71318359
>not just doing a 1040ez online
Just had a talk with my gf
She wants to be in an open relationship
I feel somewhat confused
>>71318359
I had to wait for the IRS to send me my agi from last year's tax returns.
>>71318350
But then I'd still be doing my own taxes
>tfw I can't trace my heritage back to swedes, mongols and ice
>>71318359
You can do it online
>>71318389
>honey um...can you be a cuck please
>>71318359
>Not hiring someone to do your taxes for you
>>71318398
well either you pay the government/someone to do your taxes, or you do it yourself
nothing is free
>>71318389
You gonna get cucked. Dump the slut now
>>71318186
>In Brazil, all firearms are required to be registered with the minimum age for gun ownership being 25. It is illegal to carry a gun outside a residence, and a special permit is granted to certain groups, such as law enforcement officers.
bit redundant if you consider the state of things down there
>>71318389
In other words she wants to cheat/is cheating on you and wants to circumvent the issue by having you unknowingly consent to it
>>71318389
drop that slut
>>71318420
She put it in a somewhat convincing way plus I'll be able to be with other girls
So technically I won't be a cuck
>>71318480
this is unchristian
dont does this ok thx
>>71318480
so she's not your girlfriend any longer but another random slut for you to fuck
just dump her
you're retarded for even considering it
Monogamy is the thinking man's choice
>>71318531
I think it's still me
>>71318441
>>71318477
If she was somebody else I would but to be honest she's pretty awesome
>>71318473
I doubt she has cheated on me
We talk about everything
>>71318463
Sounds pretty strict considering all the problems.
>>71318531
Really tickles the synapses.
>>71318573
>literal cucks on /cum/
>>71318389
She wants friends with benefits relationship. Ask if that means you can fuck other women to make sure she understands. If you don't want that kind of thing dump her.
>>71318528
I don't know it doesn't sound that bad and she's super cool
I'm gonna give it a go for her sake and see how it goes
>>71318573
Are you that same faggot from December who was talking about his gf cucking him
>>71318573
>We talk about everything
That's what she wants you to think
just bought American truck simulator, buds
>maybe gets 1 fuck a month out of her loose pussy from now on
>she still wants him to pay for dinner because they're "a couple"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl5EexZy7xE
Now Ennio Morricone could compose a fucking CHOON
https://youtu.be/AFtmdorQG-U
https://youtu.be/O9vZJMVYHf0
CLICK CLACK NEIGH
DAT LEVER ACTION
>>71318665
Yeah I'm gonna try it out
>>71318692
No, I've only been with this girl for 2 weeks
>>71318739
I don't know what you're talking about we fuck all the time
Everyone who has ever actually not minded me being around them was either on drugs or stopped talking to me after a certain point
WEW
>>71318890
https://youtu.be/nOr0na6mKJQ
>>71318905
>we fuck all the time
not for any longer my friend
>been together for two weeks
>wants an open relationship
she got bored of your ass real quick
>>71318701
No she's pretty straight up she let's me know what she's thinking and I do the same
>>71318905
>2 weeks
alright great trollpost i fell for that one
>>71318389
I bet it's dogface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOleB8wb8xc
>I'm straight
>I'm Gay
>I'm White
>I'm a Person of Color
thought provoking video, recommended watch for this thread
>>71318987
Not really we're just expanding upon our relationship
>>71319028
What difference does 2 weeks make?
>>71319055
My gf is no dogface I'll tell you that much
>>71319055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
Dogface is too pure for such degeneracy
I gotta go
Im gonna go out with my gf and we'll talk in person about it
>>71318980
DAS
IT
MANE
https://youtu.be/i3Q8h-fDfEI
>>71319236
>my gf
>>71319145
>there will be poo
LOL XDXDXDXDXD
I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8U8zRUuJ4k
Fistful of Dollars doesn't get the respect it deserves
holy shit socal really is sinking into the ocean. plz send help
>>71319289
>normies will never ever know what Fistful of Dollars is
>it's just lumped into "Those boring westerns that grandpa likes to watch"
Is the West even worth saving anymore
Grande Prairie is my favourite Canadian city.
>>71319331
pls do =3
literally about to have a bowl of cereals at 23:30
>>71319353
Obviously it's not on the same level as TGTBTU, but I really like how it's just Blondie on his own, not getting his thunder stolen by other characters
>>71319373
>>71319402
i'm telling you the levees won't hold. save your fellow NA brothers in california
I should get around to FOD. I only saw one part of the trilogy and Ive been wanting to watch more westerns
literally nothing wrong with mass genocide of all cumskins and forced eugenics
>>71319538
just use those lakes you drained because you're stupid
https://youtu.be/m6BQKFs3-VM
california was a mistake
cave dwellers on suicide watch
>>71319639
Ive had it up to here with you leafs
what did they mean by this?
>tfw my children will grow up in a world without California
thank you Jesus
My name is Kenneth. What's your name?
>>71319686
Ever wonder why African blacks(I mean 100% straight out of Africa Africans) have a predisposition towards excelling at endurance sports.
And you ever wonder why African Americans have a predisposition towards excelling and aggressive combative contact sports?
Slave owner eugenics. Real shit. I mean no racial but real shit.
>>71319639
I like them. They've just got some problems they need to sort out.
>>71319835
What's the frequency?
>>71319835
Kenneth.
>>71319835
Jaime
>>71319835
DeShawn
>>71319835
That's my dad's name
>>71319931
lol gay.
>>71319835
Kenneth
>>71319835
Zhang
>>71319969
;_;
>>71320038
That grizz alright you think?
>>71320082
looks like he's takin a nap
>>71320096
What's your name qt
Do you actively avoid black people?
Do you change the side of the road?
I know I would.
>>71320154
taylor
>>71319890
Funnyman
>>71319905
>>71319969
>>71319978
I don't believe there are that many Kenneth's in this thread.
>>71320185
What a fuckin nerd lmao
>>71319835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT-hBZXTwEI
>>71320214
yeah i'm a nerd but at least someone likes this nerd
ha
>>71320296
Yeah, me
What now fag
>>71320324
now is not the time for gayposting and revealing your crush conway
>>71320373
>>71319835
Kevin Brayan.
>>71320449
Is OWO supposed to be pronounced or an emoticon?
How do we deal with the kraut menace?
lol
>>71320657
I read it as a surprised "Oooh"
capitalism kills
>>71320657
small o - double u- big o
thats how you should pronounce it.
>>71320698
>>71320698
commies need to stay out of /cum/
>>71320777
le based qek has spoken
>>71320657
It's an emoticon.
The meme is originally from someone role-playing as a gat cat.
>>71320717
Ah, similar to slash see you em slash.
why do roasties smell so good?
>>71320883
vaginas dont smell good
if you mean girls, because of perfume and pheromones
>>71320916
well they don't smell bad, so long as they're clean
>>71320657
you don't pronounce it at all
you just go OWO when you see it
rule britannia
you people stink
take a shower.
>>71321104
wtf is shower
>>71321070
way to betray your countr
>>71320667
genocide
>>71320988
whats her n-count?
>>71321070
I really like how this image holds fish and chips up high.
I guess that's the power of relativity.
nuclear throne is super addictive
Hello
why do i like to listen to romantic music if it only makes me feel sad.
>>71321371
hei
get a load of this fag
>>71321480
Yeah I bet you're used to getting loads from fags, huh?
Dillion Harper looks retarded but she has cute feet
>>71321634
loooooooool
>>71321634
that's fuggin gr8
>>71321634
is that mgs ringtone? lmao
Is this sentence correct?
>I don't use neither of my two old numbers
>>71321872
either
>>71321871
new
>>71321872
I don't use either of my two older numbers
that's how I'd word it anyway
>>71321812
Same rhythm, different tone.
>>71321872
Either
>I don't use either of my two old numbers
or
>I use neither of my two old numbers
don't neither is a double negative