>tfw you read about utah, an entire american state populated

SALT LAKE CITY

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>>71310645
Americans can't name things,

>>71310645
i like the way it sounds 2bh

oh no! Noah's Ark exist in America!
https://arkencounter.com/

Why are mormons so overrepresented in the federal government despite being a marginal minority?

>>71310593
They live there because they were pushed out of every other community and their leader was murdered after declaring himself god emperor of the US

>>71310593
>>71311319
They're very disciplined people with strong morals and family ties. They are a very successful group that are nice to live around, whatever crazy beliefs they hold.

>>71310593
Mormons wear magic underwear too, look it up.

>>71311663
>magic underwear
does it make their dicks bigger and uncut?

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>>71310922
"you're welcome"

All I can think of when I hear Utah is that's where the money is in Prison Break.

>>71311740

protects them from demons

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>>71311663
Do they give you superpowers?
Is it a replacement for circumcision?
How do they know if you're wearing them or not?

>>71311861
LOL

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>>71310721
What's wrong with its name? It's the major city next to the Great Salt Lake

Is it legal to shoot mormons?

>>71311956
Do you know what the purpose of a proper name is?
It's so you don't get mixed up with other things.
In the case of a place, you usually want a name with an easy demonym
Good examples of demonyms are:
Brazillian
Romanian
Canadian
Australian
Bad examples of demonyms are:
Salt Laker
American

>>71312595
>Metric American "opinions"

>>71312656
Salt Laker
One who Salt Lakes
Have you ever Salt Laked?
Ever gone Salt Laking?

Huh, now that fallout dlc has some cool context, I didn't know that region was known for religious crazies.

>>71311663
The underwear itself isn't magic, it's supposed to symbolically represent stuff.

>>71311598
This, who cares about them? They're not hurting anyone (the mainstream Mormons that is).

>>71310593
Speaking of which, if you want to be even more spooked read about the fundamentalists.

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>>71312595
>Salt Laker
>American

>>71313315
Any specific groups, states or individuals worth reading about?

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>>71313732
The FLDS (Fundamentalist LDS) Church is the most prominent group, and the one with the most controversy and scandal. Pic related is a great book to start with.

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>>71313889
I guess when your church looks like it's built to withstand a military assault you know you're dealing with hardcore nuts.

>>71318455
Their leader is currently serving life in prison for child rape, abuse, and fraud.

>>71312595
Yeah but who gives a fucking shit? Salt Lake City sounds nice. Your idea of what makes a name proper may sound right in your head but it clashes with reality.

>>71312788
There are mormons here too. I've seen them walking around in their straight laced white shirts in little groups.

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>>71310593
Pic related is all you need to know about Utah

>>71312595
You're retarded, my man.

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>>71310593
>M*rmons are allowed to exist