2018 is the Brazilian Year

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Can someone post the pasta ?

>nobody will stop us
Not if we stop ourselves first

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Yes this country is the absolute worst I've seen 50 dead bodies just this month and that's because I live in a city with a """murder rate of 11 per 100k""" and an """HDI of .803"""
We fake statistics a lot to pretend we're good at anything.
Other things we do:
>shoot eachother for fun
>throw rocks at eachother's heads
>put the paper in the bin
>throw children at running cars for welfare money
>kidnap tourists' wifes and gfs and sell them to Turkey
>genocide natives (something the developed world has never seen)
>rape
>pillage
>build slums on hills
>build slums on farms
>build slums on top of buildings
>yell
>boo
>fake orgasms
>kill eachother's children
>do drugs
>sell the lowest quality drugs in the world
>pretend we invented shit the US did
>shit on the streets
>pretend we're cordial while we're the most uncivilized people ever seen
>boo
>plastic surgeries paid by the government to pretend we have white and/or pretty people
>sell athletic slaves to Qatar and Bahrain
>throw sofas and eletronics on the streets with hopes someone dies by hitting them
>kill the elderly for being elderly
>kill the young for being young
>breed like rats
>pretend we have a middle class
>steal American culture because we don't have any
>build houses without cement
>build olympic stadiums without cement
>boo
>poo on the ocean
>pee on the ocean
>try to block ambulances on emergencies
>poo on the bin
>pee on the bin
>spit on eachother's faces
>use knifes to poo
>use knifes to shop for free
>knife public bins to see if they have anything of worth in it
>genocide Armenian diaspora
>steal phones to literally unironically throw them away in no time
>try to block liveleak
>swim in green pools
>get chikungunya
>get zika
>blame CIA who didn't do nothing
>blame NSA who didn't do nothing
>blame FBI who didn't do nothing
>export fake Mexicans to the USA to pretend Mexicans are bad people
>incriminate poor American heroes
>bribe the world media into believing it

>>71297886
did you write all of that?

>>71297886
You do know that Rio is not a summary of the country, right?

>>71298662
I got it from /sp/ during the Olympics.

>>71297800
I really hope Lula wins too

>>71297800
>>First we will win the 2018 World Cup in Russia
Remember 7-1 (SEVEN to ONE)

>>71298760
lmao

>>71297886
You described rio de janeiro nice

>>71297886
I thought brazil that has higher hdi than me and more civilised..but this

>tfw the eternal bulgar didn't manage to fully kill brazil

>>71300763
It did actually. Brazilian economy is completely destroyed. 13 million people unemployed officially, but the real numbers could be as high as 30 million unemployed.