Can you speak English?

no, sorry, I can't.

>>71292717
Neither can i

>>71292696
Nein.

>>71292696
No, but I do speak anime: konichiua naruhodo kamikaza toyota da silva

hai

you can't? oh shame on you boy

>>71292822

I only speak JAV

紗倉まな 竿舐め、玉舐め、アナル舐め ひたすら舐めるフェラチオち○ぽエステサロン

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>>71292696
I have a pretty thick accent (especially now since I don't speak with people as much as I used to) but it seems that foreigners love it so I'm fine with being "The French guy around"

>>71292696

我當然能夠講英語啊。

my name jeff

>>71292864
that's not JAV, nigga
it's nintendo

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>>71292696
いいえ、英語は難しすぎなので 昔から諦め決まった

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>>71292696

No, I can't. I can only read and write in English.
Not even joking.

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>>71292696
>can write English fairly well
>sounds awesome in my head
>"shit I'm gonna record myself speaking English"
>mfw after listening to it
>never try to speak English again

>>71294302
if you speak english in the same way you try and fail miserably to speak portuguese then it is to be expected

>>71292696
>>71292717
>>71292753

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM

>>71294334
PTBR > PTPT my friend

>>71292696
I think I do, but I'm too shy to speak it with native speakers, it's awlays seem like they gonna bully me :c

>>71292696
With a British accent, as it should be.

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>when you speak English better than your native language

So many in my generation speak 'Swenglish'. Literally throw in English words and make it sound Swedish because you forgot the actual Swedish word for it.

Fucking hell.

>>71292696
Nien

>>71294225
Vocaroo it, Ivan.

>>71294531
Oh please, your English is probably shit. Just like everyone else in this country.

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>>71294225
>>71294540
This. We won't bully you. We all have a terrible accent around here

>>71292696
well, statistically, the percentage of people on this board right now who can't speak english is probably around 80%. assume that anyone who is on this board saw ops post, and that anyone who ignores it, does so because they don't understand it. the number of posters in this thread is around 20, and some of them said they can't speak english, so there are under 20 english speakers on this board right now.

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>>71294577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CWp69sADV0
Here is my accent to give courage ! Pic related is me

お隣の黒人夫に抱かれて啼き悶える最愛の妻。 その引き換えに味わう黒人妻の肌。

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>>71294752
You sound so cute :3

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>>71295227
Thank you ! I bet you sounds cute as well.

>>71294752
you sound exactly like a stereotype, this is gold

>>71294569
>Just like everyone else in this country
Every swede I've met (irl or online) had pretty good english.
What I don't get is why you fags try to force a generic american accent.

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>>71292696