Shouldn't we be allies, Brazil?

>>71292068
>allying with south-americans

No, thanks.

>>71292095
Beggars can't be choosers, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.

aren't we now?

>>71292095
>No, thanks
But we are Latin American country which is in other continent by the mistake.
>El Presidente
>corruption
>living off the selling raw resources
>le dictatorship
>uneducated people
>crime
>men like drinking
>women are hot
>le traditional values and religion pushed down the throats by El Presidente
>suffering from consequences of neoliberalism
>secret services controlling your anus
The only differences are that it's cold here and our El Presidente is from secret services while Latin American are usually from military. As Shoygu becomes a president we would be 100% Latin American.

>>71292068
no

>what is BRICS?

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We have a lot in common
Wild angel
You're my life
Clone
All that shit I was watching with my mom in 90s
Kaoma - Lambada

>>71292281
>>corruption
>>living off the selling raw resources
>>uneducated people
>>crime
>>men like drinking
>>women are hot
>>secret services controlling your anus
This describes Australia pretty well too

>>71292467
First and second are argentinians soaps, russian bro

Clone was great tho

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Russian version of the favela

>>71292484
>corruption
Is it really a thing in aus?

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cheerful people

>>71292068
But we are allies, remember the BRICS thing?

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Fair cheap food

No.

Your govt got butthurt when we didn't choose the Su-30 warplanes, now they are boycotting our MI35 parts because we dropped the Pantsirs deal.

>>71292543
Yeah but they dress it up like it's something else when they're caught, and everyone goes along with it.

What is the point of this thread?

>>71292599
>>71292575
>>71292556
>>71292536
I'm not sure what you're getting at

>>71292484
You don't realize what corruption is. When El Presidente old buddy has a salary of 5 million rubles per day (aka 90k$ or so) it's a corruption.

>>71292068
Hell no. Russians are chinese-like. I don't want to be allied with an animal abuser like you. Puting bombs in dogs... C'mon.

Oh, and also if you bomb USA, they'll all come to here. There is a plan to use our country as last resource to survive. Yours is Africa. You fucking atomic faggots will turn north hemisphere inabitable and will move to the south. We where chosen as America's bitch. Right wingers loves that shit. They'll suck a lot of american cocks if that happens.

>>71292591
Your country did good, the SU30 is trash. What a cheap shot, that'll serve as a reminder for other countries to avoid Russian arms deals.

>>71293186

Well, Su-30 wouldn't come anyway and MI35 were only bought because Dilma wanted to make papa Putin happy.

Our military didn't even wanted the Pantsirs, didn't fit what they asked.

>>71293131
even worse Russia has Africa tier HIV and AIDS rates unlike Us and Brasil

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>>71292068

hear me out

> (-1) + (-1) = -2

adding two bad makes double bad, BUT

> (-1)*(-1) = 1

multiplying two bad makes good ... so what does it mean? brazilian men should breed russian women to create the master race :^)))))))

>>71293310
you are welcome here Joseninjo

>>71293347
Does your neighbor is a guy called Vadim?

>>71293184
>We where chosen as America's bitch. Right wingers loves that shit. They'll suck a lot of american cocks if that happens.
Por favor mate-se, Dilma.

>>71293347

thank you Ivan, your sister is pretty cute

I'm gonna marry her so no need to worry

>>71293426
Btw I unironically know one grill IRL that married brazilian guy and they live here.
She's ugly 30 yo bitch tho

>>71293493

lel, what's the fucker doing on Russia?

>>71293527
Afaik he's some musician and been playing here with his band.
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoanderSantos
Here's link to his channel.
Also she took his surname and now she's Katya Santos KEK

>>71293583

top keke

>Apes and hamsters together
That would lead to some interesting results.

>>71293527
Any foreigner here is considered a demigod.

>>71293645
Yeah, we definetely need some roaches in our gang. Wanna join?

>>71293654

don't they have internet?

brazilians are literal monkeys

>>71293654
Even muslims and niggers?

>>71293384
yes so what?

>>71293636
*top huehue

>>71293736
russian sluts love negroes

>>71293739
especially muslimes and niggers

>>71293815
kek
Is Vadim a popular name?

>>71293854
>russian sluts love negroes
Philko vs the world

>>71293878
more or less not so popular as VLADIMIR but still
I think it's in top 20-30
What's wrong with Vadim tho?

>>71292180

Better to be absolutely alone than with "allies" like you.

>>71293583
good music tho

>>71293739
Russian girls specifically fly to resorts muslim countries to ride circumcised cocks. Coming home, they again become inaccessible Snow Queen.

>>71293912
Nothing, I find it funny.
It looks like a brazilian name

>>71293854
Do male russians hate them?

>>71293854

you soud a bit bitter, Vlad

did Anastasiya hurt you?

>>71292281

In reality Russia is worse than Africa.
Even becoming like Latin America would be a great improvement for Russia.

>>71293942
>Do male russians hate them?
yes

>>71293966
she left me to him

>>71293736
>don't they have internet?

No, most of them don't. In Russia internet is a luxury that only few rich people can afford.

>>71293987
Is it easy to get into fights in Russia?

>>71293739

Yes, muslims and niggers in particular. More than anyone else.

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>>71293942
>Nothing, I find it funny.
tell me funny Brazil names

>>71293942

No, russian males are cucks and sissies.

>>71294010

this is false

else there would't be so many of you ruining DotA

>>71294023
into the outskirts at night yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdIyDLJpCY

>>71294066

They all are kids of rich parents.

>>71293736
>>71293739

Yes, foreigners are worshipped here, even niggers and sandniggers.

>>71294103

I don't think rich kids play video-games, Ivan

they're fucking and/or partying

>>71294066
He jokes online cheap here. Over 5$ per month to receive 5 gigabytes, even if you live in middle of nowhere (like me). Urban residents have a very fast Internet.

>>71294045
Poor people tend to create funny/weird names like Whindersson, Maicon, Dhomini, Odivan, Claudinei.
I've seen a lot of funny/weird names, but I only can remember those.

>>71294293
here they don't create names
you just choose from traditional ones

>>71294319
Biblical names are the traditional ones in Brazil like João (John in English), Maria and Mateus (Matthew, Mathew), what are the traditional names in Russia?

>>71294429
Names from Byzantine Empire are traditional.

>>71294181
Don't listen to him, this thread is full of one particular faggot who always create threads about Russian women being sluts etc. Idk, maybe his grill left him for some Armenian dick, but he is now obsessed with it.
In reality, any foreigner from a rich country would be a demigod here. Brazillians are not. Americans would find here as many pussies as he wants but nit Brazilian or dude from another shithole.
Also no, internet is cheap and extremely widespread here because government hasn't interrupted it's development before 2011-2012 and we had a huge telephone line infrastructure since USSR.
>>71293645
2bh we are bears. Hamsters are Kazakhs. Pigs are Ukrainians.
>>71293426
My cousin is half Azeri (father is russian, mom is azeri, and Russian father's mom aka my grandy is Tatar so she is actually only 1/4 Russian) and she's only sister I have so if you like roach-bear mix...

>>71294429
Vladimir
Alexandr
Evgeniy
Mihail
Maxim
a lot of them

>>71294429

VLADMIR
IVAN
NATACHA
VALENTINA

I'd rather develop diplomatic ties with democratic nations that aren't complete trash. Maybe when Southern Brazil becomes independent we can actually achieve that and leave Brazil for you to masturbate yourself with.

>>71294481
>>71294468
Do you guys use/still use BRchan?

>>71294473

I'm 1/4 black and the rest is a southern-european mix

I wonder what kind of children would happen from this kind of extreme race-mixing

>>71292646
It's always the same guy, he already admitted to have been bullied at school and being a friendless loser. He also seems to know nothing about his country because he literally never leaves his basement, everything he says can be debunked within 2 minutes of research.

>>71294429
Byzantine names, and a little of Slav names.
Vladimir - master of the world, Slav name
Sergey - Byzantine name
Alexandr - Byzantine name
Nikolay - Byzantine name
Dmitriy - Byzantine name
Yuriy - Byzantine name
Oleg - Scandinavian name, because the first prince dynasty we had here was of Scandinavian descent
Nikita - Byzantium name
Ivan - Jewish name from the Bible
Vladislav - owner of fame
Also actually short form of Vladimir is Vova or Volodya. Vlad is a short form of Vladislav. Idk why westerners call Putin Vlad, he's Vova.
Stanislav - constant fame, Slav one, also Poles have that name too.
Boris - Jewish name. Highly unpopular here after Yeltsin
Pyotr - Byzantium name, means stone as far as I remember.
Maxim - well, pretty obvious.
Also Caucasians here like German names - Albert, Arthur, etc. They also more like Jewish ones like David or Adam.

>>71294682
Cool names

>>71294618
They would look Mediterranean. Caucasians look like Italians or Spaniards and my granny is pretty white as most of Tatars.
>>71294643
This. He made a thread on 2ch too. He is also extremely racist cunt obsessed with race mixing, when someone appears and tells him he fuck non Russian girl he would call this dude a zoophile and would say other shit. I dated with Georgian girl and when I said it in his threads he was triggered a lot.

>>71294682
Vovan
Serega
SHOORICK
Kolyan
Dimon
Yurasik
Olezha
Nikitos
Vano
Vladik
Stasik
Borya
Pet'ka
Max
Alik

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>>71294682
>owner of fame
Thats true
T. Vlad

>>71294562
No it was 2chers

Any of you can go to Google Street View, and make sure that Russia is northern version of Brazil.

>>71294882
Even Moscow?

>>71294925
Every corner of Moscow looks flawless and scenic unlike any place in Brazil. Russia is anything but remotely similar to Brazil.

>>71294925
Moscow has 10% of the population and 80% of the money. It is an oasis of the first world in the third world.

I like Russia and Slav countries. I just do not know if they like me.

The first girl I dated had a Polish surname (But she is Brazilian).

>>71295126
What can you say about people from Moscow?

>>71295171

chegou o Catarinense

>>71295126
>Moscow has 10% of the population
Only 15 millions of 143 millions.
>and 80% of the money.
May be I'm looser, but I don't fell much money here, I even don't have a secondhand car.

>>71295261
>Only 15 millions of 143 millions.
Wow even more than 10%, thanks
>May be I'm looser, but I don't fell much money here, I even don't have a secondhand car.
Yeah, you're loser.

>>71295126
>oasis of the second world in the third world.
First worlders don't have 500-600$ salaries. It's way better than the rest of Russia but it's still shit. Also Moscow outskirts only slightly differ from the rest of Russia.
>>71296124
No, we don't have really much money ourselves, just the city is cleaner and infrastructure is better than anywhere else in Russia.
>>71295053
You should check places lime Omsk, Ivanovo, Chelyabinsk etc. And those are pretty good big cities. If you look out places like Cherepovets, Verkhnyaya Pyzhma, Dzerzhinsk you would see real shit where at least 60% of Russians live. And 10-20% live in villages and villages are really Africa tier - aggressive drunk bydlo, no education, no medicine, no jobs, they enlist massively to the military because it's the only way to get out of there.

>>71296335
In rural areas 24% of population. Small towns little different from villages. The same problems and same people.

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>>71296335
>cherepovets

Holy shit, this is depressing as fuck

>>71295209
Gay morons

>>71295209
>tfw never been the capital of their own country

>>71296753
Why?

>>71296947
Arrogant motherfuckers and there are actually a lot of gays there

r8 russian accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s069meXdLByg

>>71292068
We just want to fuck Russian women.

why are you guys saying russians are uneducated savages when russia was an intellectual powerhouse through the 19~20th centuries? did russian education die along with the socialist government?

>>71299904
Shitposting, m8.

>>71299941
well I mean, when brazilians start pointing out nasty things about brazil that get called out by nationalists as "vira-lata" they're usually not exactly telling lies, just overblowing truths

>>71300048
I thought you were talking about the brazilians who talked shit to russians.

>>71292068
you wish LOL

>>71292068
Look up BRICs dummy.

>>71292068
Dunno, but I want a SKS.

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>>71300363
>LOL we isolate you Russia FINLAND STRONK

Brazilian men will do anything for Russian women, including exterminate all Finns.

>>71299904
Education in 19th century was shit, but commies made it great. But since the 90s it became utter shit except some special unis like BMSTU or HSE.

>>71299904
Commercial education is bad in compare with education under state control. I can say that, because I have both.

>>71292281
>>71292484
wtf, you trully are latin americans

>>71296857
>tfw never been anywhere outside of your native region

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>>71296679
Nizhny Tagil

>>71300947
Except we're attractive and women from all over the world want to date us while Russians are famous for being weird and the ugliest on earth.

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>>71301565
>ugliest

>>71292281
Yeah indeed, greatest ally.

I hope I get a qt russian gf someday

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>>71301518

Karabash is the best one.

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what kind of shitty degenerate pop music do bydlos listen to?

here is an example of the prototypical favelado song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGubxwDI6pU

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>>71301894

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>>71301894
We should produce some sci-fi horror movies in Russia. What a cool looking place.

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>>71301946

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>>71301986

Moar Karabash.

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>>71301977

This place should be the capital.

>brazil and russia allies
>the two memest countries
what a show it would be

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While Americans are developing a technology to terraform Mars, we are already marsforming the Earth.

From my time in Brazil so far I can see some similarities between Russians and Brazilians.

>>71302162
Are you another Russian prostitute who comes to Brazil when Russia is in winter? Brazilian men have much bigger dicks, you can't deny that.

>>71302069
>what is BRICS

>>71302215
What? No I'm Canadian and here on vacation...

>allying with literal monkeys
What would the purpose be?

Yes, we should.

I also think a formal alliance between the BRICS would be a nice change to the current global scenario.

Brazil will always be an american doormat, there are zero reasons in allying with them. That's why not even China gives a shit about them. They are neither economical or military power. Too big to control, to irrelevant to cozy up to.

>>71302774
nigga that shit be comfy as fuck

>>71299904
Communists killed all smart people

I am descendant of serfs and peasants (i.e. white niggers)

all my ancestors are low skilled workers or peasants

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>>71303086
nah, the democratic party plotted against Brazil with Dilma's impechment because we were advancing too much in our foreign influence, discovered one the largest oil reserves in the world, our space program was on the verge of reaching independence, aeronautic program was threatening Boeing hegemony and we were advancing too much in the unification of South America

>>71303642
>I am descendant of serfs and peasants (i.e. white niggers)
>all my ancestors are low skilled workers or peasants

I know that feel, my fellow nigger.