/brit/

the ol' 'cide is looking more attractive day by day

nigger!

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mummy says I've got to be in bed by 3AM sharp!

mmm pecans

alright lads?

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>>71291035
/pol/, leddit and almost the entire body of academia on political ideologies and international relations

also pic related for the commonly accepted definitions of nationalism

English and Welsh longbowsmen of the Tudor era were a truly superior unit tbqh, some impressive achievements behind them

Did you know their fingers would become hideously deformed from drawing such tensile and strong bows

>>71291083
reckon she was a right spoiled little shit as a kid

>>71291058
do any of you guys have links to those vids of the crazy guy that lived across the halll from a dentist? he talks to teddy bears and think dhl is trying to kill him or some shit. i'm gonn smoke crank later and i wanna watch him.

https://youtu.be/HfvsRTYhVt0?t=57
choon
also what is it about the curly haired girl thats so cute

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Frogs beware
You're in for a scare

Bought Empire: Total War off Steam a few days ago. 15 Quid. Great game.

Now it's on sale 75% OFF. £3.75. Could've done with that tenner 2 be h w/ u.

@71291110

You mean Kevin Boyle? Look up Irish weather on YouTube mate

>>71291117
hope triple J gets privatised

utter fucking shit

ah yes... staying up to argue with a likely troll or potential pseudo-intellectual child

>>71291124
doesn't that little twat know he's supposed to wear a bracer?

must have shitty parents

friday lads. few hours of wageslavery and then i'm freeeeee

>>71291135
Why can't you reply to someone's post like a normal person? What's all this ironic Twitter "no (You) for you!" pathetic fucking bullshit? It just makes /brit/ that little bit less fun for everyone. Grow the fuck up please.

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>>71291155

>>71291117
why do they look like every girl in melbourne mixed into one?

>>71291148
rubbish opinion

>>71291096
There was no such thing as Welsh or English longbowsmen before the 19th century

the "entire body of academia on political ideologies" has determined it so. There was no such things as nations before then

@71291167
i don't need you to defend me, faggot. he answered my question how he pleased. its 2017 who the fuck are you to tell anyone how to do anything ever you fascist retard?

>>71291110
twitter.com/TimmyUk

>>71291091
Timothy James Byrne Flat Spracklen House Marlow SL72QH rented flat since Jan 2013

But he has now moved house

>>71291190
triple J runts are all inner city lefty mongs, off yourself.

90% of like a versions are shitty rehashes of songs that were popular 18 months ago. ALl of them incorporate girls with unnecessarily breathy voices singing over the top of garage band tier instrumentals.

>>71291196
be more bitter loooooool just go study politics for 5 years then we can have a serious chat buddy xx

>>71291200
I wasn't defending you though was I? I didn't even read your post, and I'm not going to because you're a silly cunt who can't even find the right general and I couldn't care less what you think.

>>71291227
don't care

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I feel like throwing this trash away now.

The entire body of academia on political ideologies just disproved that there was no concept of pride in England before the year 1648.


>>71291228
You sound upset, because you know you got btfo. You were presented with information that you didn't see in your 5 years waste of time at a low rate school.

It's okay. Maybe you can learn one day.

>>71291200
he's right though

the answer to your question was tim byrne, btw

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Nighto fukken nerds.

>>71291208
>twitter.com/TimmyUk
do we know whats wrong with him? is it schizophrenia? he seems calmer in his new vids he must be on meds. no bears either.

craving a shag rn laddos

>>71291250
mate seriously how do you not see you're wrong? in 1648 there was literally a civil war in england

read literally any book about the history of nationalism and it will start with the 17th century. i'm convinced you're a troll now, the american education system cannot be this terrible

>>71291283
There are still bears a few weeks ago

He has been giving them American voices

I haven't watched his videos recently but he's in High Wycombe now and his flat looks nicer.

He's also smiling in half his photos and looks a lot healthier.

I guess there's no one out to get him in High Wycombe yet.

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>>71291283
forgoy pi

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the canadian gf just sent me this

>>71291303
>in 1648 there was literally a civil war in england

Do you know what that civil war was about


hint: something to do with nationalism

https://youtu.be/I1lAoYYV3CA

>>71291317
i don't love those panty/short things t bh.

>>71291317
<3 ;)

>>71291309
>his flat looks nicer.
>He's also smiling in half his photos and looks a lot healthier.

Makes me happy 2bh

>>71291331
send the snowy lasses over

>organising to go out with a girl tomorrow
>She confirms she has no plans
>Ask for her number and confirm the place and time
>12 hours later
>im sorry i dont think i can do tomorrow! sometime next week? Here's my number

Ah yes, sometime next week for sure

>>71291323
ummm... it was about the distribution of power between the monarchy and parliament? if that is what nationalism is to you then you clearly have no idea lad

how are yanks this thick?

*slaps my willy on your desk*

deal with THIS

getting maccas anyone want anything

>>71291357
it was one working class Englishman's journey to save England from Scottish rule mate

>>71291369
cornetto

>>71291317
no ass

>>71291348
maybe her dog is pregnant, you ever think of that?

>>71291385
>ass

FOY

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Been growing a beard for months. Got about an inch length on it. Gonna shave as close to pic related as I can and play Empire: Total War (as the Brits of course) and also FSX Flight Simulator in a single engine prop aircraft like Biggles.

Then I'll shave it off before anyone sees it. Nobody will know.

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>>71291357
umm....try again sweetie. It might take critical thinking.

Charles I In Three Positions by Anthony Van Dyck

King of England
King of Scotland
King of Ireland

English Civil War was very nationalistic amigo.

>>71291369
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>71291392
canadians say ass if i'm not mistaken

>>71291369
Shamrock shake

>>71291409
we don't number meals here

>>71291421
Ass more often but arse is used when trying to sound less vulgar (Yanklike).

>>71291348
listen to me son. as a manly man who has sexed multiple women i need you to be a man here. you call that bitch, don't text, call her and you tell her you want to know right this second whether she's your girlfriend. if she says no you say you're loss hussy and if she say yes then you tell her to come on date tomorrow and if she doesn't you won't go down on her. make sure she knows your good at going down on pussies though. even if your'e not really its fine because they can't really tell the difference.

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>>71291436
fuck you

IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER

King of Queens
King of Queens
King of Queens
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Frasier
Frasier

Nice one channel 4.

>>71291444
don't you mean PHAZER

>>71291406
ummm... the second english civil war was mainly revolts against the parliamentarians in support of the monarchy (who would preside over all 3 countries)

You're clearly reasonably well versed in history i just don't think you understand what nationalism actually means

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>>71291449
Frasier only good show there.

>>71291449
nothing wrong with frasier lad

>>71291455
>>71291444
>dubs replying to trips

Kek is pleased

The only good sticoms are Seinfeld, Malcom in the Middle and Married with Children.

>>71291471
Absolute Yank of a post.

>>71291481
You cannot deny that those at the least are good sitcoms.

my dad used to play dungeons and dragons in the 70s and he thinks i'm autistic for playing video games all the time

About to get on a plane for the third time this month haha what am i like

>>71291471
curb
always sunny
arrested development

>>71291467
>>71291469
I wasn't being sarky, I like all those, at least for having on in the background while I chill out.
Frasier>>>ELR>King of Queens

>>71291458
Let me ask you something. Just say yes or no.

Was William Shakespeare a nationalist?

>>71291497
reddit

>>71291497
>reddit

grim

>>71291489
First two, didn't much care for Married with Children.

>>71291502
no (nationalism didn't exist until well after his death)

>>71291501
Did not care for Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens was more like King of Cringe.

>American sitcoms

not a fan 2bh

>>71291522
nice one, m8. might use that one over at /tv/ sometime, is that cool?

>>71291522
Yeah I've only seen a couple of King of Queens and this one's not doing it for me. Too much forced drama. Ray Romano's stand up is better than his sitcom but the show's alright. Gets the occasional genuine belly laugh out of me and a better than average amount of chuckling.

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>>71291516
Okay.

Was Queen Elizabeth I a nationalist?

Keep in mind, this picture is literally entitled: "Elisabeth resting her hand on the globe to symbolize English superiority over the Spanish"

>>71291502
He is integral to British nationalism. His work is, but in his own time frame he was certainly not writing as a nationalist. Was Arminius a German nationalist?

>>71291440
Alri mr copy pasta

>>71291543
You have my blessing to go ahead budlad.

>>71291555
she was a bit of a rorke in retrospect

>>71291560
Shakespeare's entire bibliography is a giant wank to please the royals

He always talks shit about anyone who isn't British

>>71291563
assalamualaikum

i know historical facts that none of you will ever know
EVER
and theres not a thing you can do about it

>>71291582
Think you mean English pal

double quarter pounders are very filling 2bh

>>71291582
And? Nationalism is public identitarian thing. The royals are not Britain nor is their flattery revealing of any public national sentiment.

>>71291555
nationalism didn't exist before the nation state m'lord

>>71291600
this
theyre the perfect burgar - all the mass of a big mac without any shite sauce or leaves, and packed with rich umami vibes

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>>71291588
Please share your wisdoms with me Kiwi man.

up for work
time for work

>>71291594
Nah. After the Stuarts came along, he had to start including them. Macbeth's best friend was written as James' great grandaddy

>>71291619
Then you fail

people talking about mcdonalds and i'm too high to drive. why the fuck don't they deliver? they'd make millions. they should sell gas too.

jesus was a communist (despite communism not existing at the time)

this thread is rife with emperors new clothes syndrome

lads got back ache

NOT happy.

>>71291656
>conflating primitive monasticism with communism

ah ha ha

pretty sure winston churchill was an alt-rightist

jesus was black (despite the social construct not existing at the time)

the akkadian empire was run by anarcho-syndicalist leaders

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>>71291540
There's a few good ones but you have to pick them out of a tidal wave of shit. Here are some opinions:

UNIRONICALLY FUNNY
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (seasons 1-9)
Frasier
The Simpsons (seasons 1-9)
South Park (seasons 1-9)
Seinfeld
King of the Hill
Silicon Valley
The Venture Brothers

WORTH HAVING ON YOUR TELLY IF YOUR LIFE IS CHEAP AND MEANINGLESS
New Girl
Friends
Everybody Loves Raymond
Cheers
Workaholics
Curb
Rules of Engagement
Roseanne

WASTE OF ANYBODY'S TIME
Pretty much every other American sitcom except the ones I left out.

morning

had nightmares all night ahaha

pretty sure christopher columbus was a scientologist

monarchists were fascists tb h

>>71291698
What about That 70's Show?

>>71291700
Learn to lucid dream.

>>71291698
curb is unironically funny you pleb
king of the hill is fucking awful
frasier is comfy but not funnt
venture bros is shite

otherwise good list

george washington was the first islamist

nothing gets my dick harder than racist girls

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>American sitcoms

was william shakespeare a patriot

>>71291718
Never seen it.

>>71291698
10/11 were bad I agree, maybe even 9.

Buy S12 (airing now) of Always Sunny is funny again.

>Southpark
>Reddit Valley

>>71291732
Worth a look-see imo.

martin luther was a non-binary pansexual

>>71291698
Frasier was never funny. It was the Big Bang Theory of the 90s

"Hello, Niles. Care to join me at me smashing Wagnerian Opera tonight?"
>*audience laughs*
"Sorry, Frasier. I'm taking Maris to the Royal Academy of Lipizzan Stallions!"
>audience laughs

>>71291728
the word wasnt invented until 26 years before his death so i HIGHLY doubt it

>>71291721
Yeah, looking back on my list Curb is funnier than Frasier for sure. Both belong in top list. I still think Venture Bros and King of the Hill are great, we'll have to agree to disagree there.

>>71291698
I don't get IASINP's praise, feels very reddit to me
silicon valley is shit don't kid yourself
curb is better than that

>>71291626
yes, even triple cheesburgers don't cut it

haven't watched TV for coming up on six years now

>>71291698
Rules of Engagement definitely needs to be dropped from that
New Girl's support characters are nice but Nick and whatever the name of Zooey's character is are pretty unlikeable

>>71291752
The word slunt wasn't invented until a few years ago yet it's a perfect descriptor of you bud.

>hating King of the Hill
how to spot a European

>>71291776
who's that girl?

>>71291780
oh it's Jess
can't believe that made me remember
very good subliminal messaging there

>>71291727
it was a pretty good show

not as good as the nanny though

Nazis and Fascists deserve to die

>>71291804
sounds quite fascistic to me m8.

hitler didn't do anything wrong

>>71291798
never seen it, just like how blasé it is to shoot someone in america
off yourself for even knowing what the nanny is

>>71291753
haven't really given venture bros a proper shot to be honest, will report back sometime

>>71291836
He lost

>>71291804
The Nazis were alt-right

>>71291818
Killing people that advocate genocide is not the same thing as committing genocide lad

>>71291745
maybe but it was still comfy

>>71291859
in losing he mate himself and Germany a martyr

Malcolm in the Middle
Scrubs
Arrested Development
Community (S1 and 2)

should be on there desu

>>71291871
martyr
pathetic gimped little cuck haven split in half for 40 years

hmmmmm

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>>71291745
t. too dumb to enjoy Frasier

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>>71291836
>mass murder and genocide
>subverting liberal democracy
>destroyed the german economy
>waging multiple wars of aggression

ah yes nothing wrong hmmmmm really makes you think

>>71291778
probably cultural references that are lost on euros + it didn't get shown on tv very much so theres no nostalgia bonus

just did my washing

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>>71291745

>>71291883
all shit except for malcolm in the middle
channell one is re-airing that starting monday, can't wait

yvan eht nioj

>>71291895
>>destroyed the german economy
mm no

>>71291895
>Tanks believe Britain was the greatest miliitary power of washingtons day

screeching

>>71291895
I didn't know Obama was that tall

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>>71291895
>Stalin and Hitler were shorter than a Chinese man

reckon bob's burgers deserves an honourable mention for comort telly

frasier > cheers > curb > (((((((((((((((seinfeld)))))))))))))))

who /hogansheroes/ and /getsmart/ here?

>>71291913
the only contestable one is Community

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So, I'm watching Frasier, and I can't help but thinking how robust his body looks. Has anyone else noticed the robustness of Frasier's body? Obviously, his mind is robust -- he is Seattle's number 1 psychologist and has a palpable taste for red wines. His soothing baritone vocals add to his robust appearance. His hairiness adds to the robust appeal. Hairs are everywhere, arms and chests. I have only seen a hairy, robust body like that on a few professional wrestlers.

Anyone else notice this?

>>71291933
can't trust Goyim to make good tv honestly

>>71291883
MitM = top tier
Scrub = low tier
AD, Community = never tier

gonna get maccies brekkie

>>71291895
>preserving the union and trampling on states rights
>a good thing
>rebelling against your fellow anglo-saxons and rightful overlords
>a good thing

>>71291955
Get a McGriddles

>>71291959
CUUUUUCK

There is not a single cartoon made in the U.S. after the first 8 seasons of the Simpsons that hasn't been reddit incarnate

If you like them you need to top yourself
>>71291939
Watched Hogans Heroes a lot 2bh

community is L I T E R A L L Y reddit: the show

in regards to british sitcoms: peep show is by far the best i've seen

>>71291939
alri tv1

>>71291971
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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LADS QUICK HELP

MY DAD WANTS ME TO HELP HIM PUT SOME WATER TOWER THINGS UP SOMEWHERE BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT

WHAT SHOULD I DO? HIDE UNDER MY BED??

>>71291969
I agree they were cucks

>>71291950
don't get the hate for arrested development desu

>>71291940
tbf Arrested Development and Scrubs are contestable and cummins is pure shit
AD has that constant pervasive reddit humour that makes me feel sick after a few episodes (still like it though) and scrubs few good moments overshadowed its otherwise shit generic quality

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>>71291977

>>71291977
>>71291971
reddit is not an argument outside of /tv/

>>71291982
tv1 was god tier foxtel

NCIS re-runs were my life in 2007 - 2009

>>71291991
shite gimmick

capitalism crushes everything in its path that's why all ideologies that tried to stand against it have been destroyed (fascism, naziism, communism, etc)
and why those that are currently trying to stand against it (nationalism, islamism, etc) are being consumed by it
those ideologies that have tried to coexist with capitalism (i.e. christianity) get assimilated into it

capitalism is truly unstoppable

>Edward IV was the tallest ever English monarch, at 6'4 while reigning in the 15th century

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>reddit is not an argument outside of /tv/

>>71291971
season 9 has good episodes

also wildcard: family guy s14 and s15 are almost a return to form, genuinely laughed at a few episodes

>>71292003
GUYS LOOK I AM A NERD BECAUSE COMPUTER GAMES AND ALSO I AM TALKING VERY PROPERLY WITHOUT USING CONTRACTIONS
*laugh track*

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Tony Blair is to announce his "mission" to persuade Britons to "rise up" and change their minds on Brexit.

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HOGAAAN

portlandia is what reddit would be if it were a tv show

>>71292014
>having foxtel
FOB
They're on One

>>71292032
>season 9 has good episodes
everything after the principal and the pauper can go right into the bin without watching a single second

>>71292026
he must've looked like yao ming in those times

>>71291982
yeah
watch it every day lmao

>>71292000
I'm not really sure why I don't like it. I liked David Cross on Mr Show. I like some of the other actors. Like a lot of single camera sitcoms, it felt like it was trying a little too hard to be irreverent in places.

>>71292041
>tfw tone's immigration policy was literally so he could form a 5th column to use at a later date

Chuck Lorre is pure cancer that's really all that can be said about the man

>>71292026
Peter the Great was 6'8'' desu
>British monarchlets

>>71292052
>not having foxtel before digital fta
what did you do, go outside? lmao

>genuine, thoughtful and almost amicable discussion about shared interests
>on /brit/
what the fuck is going on

brooklyn nine nine?

>>71292073
i'm not ashamed to admit that i enjoyed the early seasons of both two and a half men and the big bazinga theory

>>71292041
>raises sledgehammer high above his head to smash brexit
>it's too heavy and falls back behind him. banging a nail into the EU's coffin
The sledgehammer represents his reputation. The nail is Brexit.

>>71292092
genuinely a big fan

>>71292077
>Peter, however, lacked the overall proportional heft and bulk generally found in a man that size. Both Peter's hands and feet were small, and his shoulders were narrow for his height; likewise, his head was small for his tall body. Added to this were Peter's noticeable facial tics, and he may have suffered from petit mal, a form of epilepsy

>tfw 6'8 and built like a brick beanstalk

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>DUDE WHEELCHAIR MAN LMAO

He's the only reason the Democrat party is still relevant desu.

>>71292092
good apart from any joke relating to the captain's lack of emotion

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ah yes, the old "call it reddit" trick

>>71292081
>the subject of which is television, which is one of the ways in which the societal engineers control us

if anything this thread shows the true intellectual capacity of the general and it is extremely weak

read a book, play chess, learn to program, fuck it even making plastic models is a better use of your time than watching television

I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Green Acres
Bewitched

that was my nightly routine from about 9 to 14 yo

>>71292092
one of the few modern shows I actually enjoy
>>71292124
true but the captain himself is the best part of the show

>>71292129
ahahah jesus christ fuck off you spotty virgin

>>71292129
never understood why people act as if books are a higher form of medium for lacking a/v

>>71292132
>get a hot wife who can magic anything you want
>still go to work for some dude everyday instead of building your own massive empire and positioning your now immortal bloodline at the helm
Immersion broken.

>>71291895
alri shlomo

american dad: sure to split the room
also futurama before latest reboot

>>71292163
because even the most pulp beach reader shite forces you to use your brain somewhat to paint a picture of what's going on

with tv it's just sit down and turn your brain off

find myself disliking almost all the characters on modern family yet i still watch it

>>71292105
I made this thread lads

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>>get a hot wife who can magic anything you want
>>still go to work for some dude everyday instead of building your own massive empire and positioning your now immortal bloodline at the helm
>Immersion broken.

>>71292163
Books are considered better than TV for the same fallacious reason that chess is considered better than video games: The fanbase.

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>>71292132
based
always like to compare I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched in my head, Bewitched always wins because that main guy had those crazy painkiller-addicted eyes and the witch was a qt in all aspects
the astronaut in I Dream of Jeannie was too nice (infuriating when they contrasted him with his sleazy friend) and his relationship to Jeannie felt too pervy with the way she called him master and the whole oriental thing/ thong outfit.

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>>71292193
I wonder why

>>71292212
Get over yourself mate, it was a joke.

>>71292193
Cam and Phil are fun
the others can all die in a fire

Going into work in a bit. Looking forward to playing some aoe 2 when I get home

>>71292237
The little colombian kid deserves some more credit

>>71292186
theres definitely an active way of watching a film, you don't have to imagine the visuals obviously but the meme media studies a level stuff like set design, camera angles, editing and stuff are all there to serve a purpose. you can watch things actively as well as passively

>>71292232
HEIL HITLER

>>71292232
need a latina gf minus the whole "spicy latina" shit (they actually are like that irl)

>>71292186
repeated myself soz

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Asked a girl if she wanted to make out and she said no

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Gonna be working in a castle tomorrow

>>71292292
its not sexy to ask you've just got to take

some muppet at work does 8 sets of 20 reps for deadlift

>there are people who think the book "twilight" is better than the film "goodfellas," based solely on the medium and style in which it is presented

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>no mention of the sexiest woman on earth

for shame

>>71292193

>watching TV

state of your third eye

>>71292303
how much weight

time for my morning hare krishnas

>>71292311
Looks a bit like porn star Jersey Jaxin.

>>71292266
latinas are godtier gfs

>>71292323

80kg

subway breakfast? (600kcal), £3 or weetabix with sugar (400kcal), bout 40p

>>71292256
yeah but how many nerds are out there actually watching tv for the camera angles and set design?
i reckon it's very few

most people just turn on and tune out

i will agree that many films force you to think in order to follow it but what's being discussed in itt is tv sitcoms

>>71292302
You've got to ask for consent you rapist

Cooking dins. Whats on the menu? You ask? Well I'm poaching some eggs and boiling some macaroni. Intending to synthesise the two with some grated cheese and perhaps some salt

>>71292163

t. brainlet

>>71292357
only if you're ugly

>>71292342
was thinking riley reid myself

>>71292352
no they're not i've had a few and they all tried to monopolize my time and were overly emotional even by female standards

imagine the biggest drama queen you know then multiply that by 1000 and you've got the average latina woman

>>71292256

what a fucking load of bollocks

TV watchers are not conscious, they are dribbling robot retards

>>71292369
>cooking dins
>7:52 in the morning

this kiwi's lost it

>>71292375
t. Rapist

>>71292311
she got no titties sadly

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Ah, yes

The democratic left.

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At the 'port lads

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Stop making me late for work

just got home. what did i miss?

might stop by ye olde mcdonalds later on today lads haven't been in probably 2 years

>>71292356
people don't read books to point out the prose style or narrative structures, you just interpret that stuff sub-consciously as a part of the experience (except for academic reasons)
same can be said about film, though I agree with you somewhat

>>71292404

mutts make me physically ill

Had about an hour or twos kip and heads banging. Glad I'm not a productive member of society anymore desu.

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>TV watchers are not conscious, they are dribbling robot retards

>watch a moderately interesting vice video
>tonnes of dislikes and whinging comments

why are people so mad on every one of their videos? yeah they put out some absolute dross but it seems like that colours peoples opinions of the actual interesting stuff

>Men shouldn't reveal their pain or talk about their negative feelings
>can't resolve issues with people without talking about how their behaviour makes you feel sad
Which is it then?

>>71292399
what are you on about she clearly has a nice perky pair that's got some decent size to them they're no ariel winters but theres definitely a very nice set of chebs there

>>71292041
been watching some Firing Line lad?

willie just fuck off already
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38996179

>>71292447
Doesn't the Bible also say to stone homos to death?

>>71292394
yank was right, we're talking about sitcoms. There is definitely good tv which requires engagement to enjoy though. That said, I find reading a fucking massive bore, especially fiction, so I guess i'm just fighting my corner

>>71292404
what does he have to do at 4?

>>71292462
people are highly impressionable cattle

even you and I, perhaps to a lesser degree

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>what are you on about she clearly has a nice perky pair that's got some decent size to them they're no ariel winters but theres definitely a very nice set of chebs there

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>>71292486

>watching 7 news report about a preston market stall selling wine for only 99c a bottle (shitty wine)
>some runt says it's further reason for there to be a minimum price on alcohol

wish these nanny staters would FUCK off out of this country

>>71292486
common misconception

jesus was fine with homos

>>71292342
jersey jaxin looks more like lindsay lohan

>>71292447
lol
every lefty is a Christian when its continent

>>71292510
nonce

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>>71292486

Imagine being stoned to death.

>>71292356
sorry replied to the angry poster instead of the thoughtful one (bad form)

you are right, plenty of tv is just made to wash over you (friends, scrubs etc) but there's complex sitcoms as well

>>71292529
fucking hell some people ey?
where is this said "preston market"?

>>71292529
is the nanny state thing from your penal colony roots? like the upper classes protecting the oiks from themselves or whatever

>>71292432
i'm talking about how in books you have to visualize the characters and settings for yourself and that's just with pulp shite

if you get into real literature let's take 'the brothers karamozov' for example then it's a real intellectual endeavor just to make it through each page but most people don't read such heady literature so let's go middle of the road and take 'the 120 days of sodom' which is easy to read yet still presents very challenging ideas and is written to create a visceral reaction

vast vast majority of tv doesnt do that and certainly not sitcoms

>>71292529
we've got that shitty minimum price per unit alcohol over here desu

>>71292548
at least they have the compassion to have your cock and balls be buried
they couldve stopped right before that

>>71292623
I reckon the art in sitcoms is getting humour out of exploring something deeper - curb's palestinian chicken is a study of modern jewish identity in america for example

cannot fathom not reading a book a week

>>71292529
Wish they would increase the price of cigs over here more, fuck smokers.

>>71292548
need to wipe these barbaric scum OUT

>>71292636
is that why booze is so fucking expensive in the UK?

>>71292529
it's PC gone mad innit

>>71292677
Only virgins read books as a hobby.

>>71292618
it's most likely from our politicians copying yours post WWII when your government went full 1984

luckily the only thing it really affects in reality is guns but the rhetoric from these lefties is ridiculous nonetheless

how many hours do you devote to reading per day, point dexter?

>>71292636
>scotcucks

>>71292691
nah we just tax it to pay the rozzers and doctors that get used because of it's consumption

>>71292708
usually watch tv with the subtitles on so bout 6+ the time devoted to browsing the 'chon

>>71292708
Zero because I'm not a spotty virgin autisy.

>>71292706
>full 1984
weird to hear that desu, the post-war consensus is seen as like the high point for britain in the 20th century (ignoring our complete and utter emasculation at the hands of the egypto-yank alliance)

>>71292708

zero because that wastes valuable TV watching time and books are like sooo boring lmao

>>71292676
that's a great show and a particularly funny episode but even you have to admit calling it "a study of modern jewish identity in america" is hyperbole

>>71292469
not when she's got no time to think about poses or wear the right bra

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>>71292691
tax, same with many things such as petrol

TV watchers are braindead little automatons

>>71292618
I think it's because australian state governments formed and federation occured around the modern era, and the political thought was dominated by muh utopia. It's why some of our political institutions and election systems are so progressive compared to the rest of the world, for example compulsory voting, preferential voting and an upper house elected proportional to the overall voted (adjusted for each state though).
political thought it still dominated by "what can we do to make things better", the only reason the UK didn't think like this around the same time was because everything government-related was so large and conflated, took too much effort and money to change

>>71292708
spend about 8hours per day mainly reading the fucking hansard, boring as fuck IR journals, biographies of politicians and sheeit. can't imagine wanting to read more for pleasure after all that

>>71292745
>britain in the 20th century

let's be honest, the entire 20th century was fucking awful for britain. The two wars weren't good for anyone, but you lads took the brunt of it.

ill read when im dead

theory: people who read a lot of fiction are insecure about their own intelligence because they dont read anything worthwhile

>>71292801
ermm the edwardian period was alright aha x

>>71292801
pretty sure france and germany took the brunt of it desu, and then we got marshall plan'd to shit
the 50's and 60s were a pretty great time for british people living in britain

I read probably 5-25 pages a morning, that's it

>>71292802

if you don't read you're already brain dead

>the 50s and 70s were a pretty great time for british people


Having your empire fall apart is great

>>71292823
i read the 3rd page every morning if you know what i'm saying

hubba hubba *eyes pop out of skull* awooga awooga aha

>>71292791
this is sort of true but we didn't get universal healthcare until like 30 years after the poms and about 15 years after the canadians.

>>71292840
he said 50s and 60s you FUCKING MONG

>>71292826
>reading so you can act intelligent
suicide yourself

>>71292852
can't say I have a bloody clue what you're doing or or on about

>>71292868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_3

>>71292840

>MUH EMPIRE

who gives a shit

>>71292840
note i said "living in britain"
the colonists must have had a shit time, whereas the quality of life in the UK was increasing massively, riding the boomer wave, massive boom for working class as reconstruction from the second world war employed millions, great social safety net for the poor. Most people don't really care about muh superpower status when their lives are getting demonstrably better

>>71292816
what were the consequences of the marshall plan in the UK? just morally cucked by the US or did you have to pay back a crippling debt?

Uh oh we've got the TV watchers attempting to think for the first time in a while

>>71292927
dunno

>>71292791
>british society dropped onto a blank slate with a chance to change all the shit stuff before it gets too ingrained to change

Australia was a success

>>71292911
GDP per capita in 1960:

US: 3k USD
Canada 2.2k USD
Australia 1.8k USD
UK: 1.3k USD

you had a gdp per capita less than half of that of the US and far below Australia and Canada's

>>71292927
we only finished paying it back like 10 years ago lol

need to consume less caffeine but chilled pepsi max is just so much nice to sip on than water

why is the US so afraid of universal healthcare

> During the first three decades of the 20th century, Argentina outgrew Canada and Australia in population, total income, and per capita income.[3] By 1913, Argentina was the world's 10th wealthiest nation per capita.[4]

REALLY makes me think

>>71292985
Do not tread on me thanks