/asean/ - chink bunker edition

>>71285626
hmm....

pertalite

>philipines = chinoy
>indo = ahok
what's chinese for malaysia

>>71285690
Malaysian

>>71285690
M'lay

Serious question:
Do southeast asians refere themselves as "yellow" when they are speaking to non-westerners?
(ofc, that asuming that assuming that all of you have similar starndars about this)

>>71286266
indon refer themself as kulit sawo matang which is basically brown skin

>>71286266
Nope, unless they're chinese.

But personally I find it kinda annoying when I got mistaken for a chink or nip even in m'laysia.

>>71286266
Brown
Kayumanggi sometimes called kulay-balat which is translated to skincolor

more like sillypenis mirite

>>71286405
t. wai chong

is being a weeb socially acceptable in Indonesia?

>>71286515
Indonesia is a Muslim country

Who is Jose Rizal and what he did?

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>>71287685
And this is a religious school in Indonesia

>>71287918
Saudi Arabia, leader of the Sunni world pls send a crusade to educate them

Where everyone go?
Is there a party going on that I missed?

>>71287954
Saudi Arabia and the rest of Arab nations are all American puppets.

>>71287918
Everytime

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how do I get my gf to cosplay pic related for me?

I've just realised that Malays are sea jews lol.

>>71288582
You misspelled Chineses

>>71288747
Most Chinese don't live on islands through.

>>71288582
>>71288747
>>71288835
and most of malayxia are chinks
coincidence?

Hey Indo and Malay anons, does the Netherlands and UK offer similar special immigration policies for you guys like Spain does for us?

>>71289285
Commonwealth passport is highly useful, why do you think Malaysian chinks refugees move to Australia?
Basically visa free 90 days and easier immigration to any commonwealth country.

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>>71286515
Yes.
In fact I banter my friends with weeb terms, like lolicon, siscon, etc.

>>71288185
Get real highschool girl instead.

>25 degree Celsius


putang ina ang lamig

>>71289285
>Netherlands
No. Belanda had relatively little lasting influence on Malaysian compared to Portugal and Brits.

>>71289476
Malaysian Chink traitors like to abuse this and overstay/illegally work in Aus, NZ, Canada, UK and the US. Unfortunately, those countries can't tell the difference between Chinks and Malays and we very nearly lost our visa free privilages with the UK.

mi goreng

>>71289476
Interesting. Never heard about the Malaysian chinks and australia tho. How exactly do they make it easier for you guys to immigrate to other commonwealth nations?

>>71289776
too lazy to add the 'respectively', since I thought it should be a no-brainer, sarreh.

>>71289803
nazi goreng

>>71287918
Asean suicide squad

>>71289825
>no visa required
>once you're there, pay apply for some shit course and now you get student visa which last longer
>marry other chink

>>71288582
But we never sabotaged anyone, had conspiracies, stole clay/culture/resources/water or any evil towards neighbours.

>>71287998
Wagecucking.
Im on a leave because I got my teeth pulled yesterday.
Might come up a reason again on monday for another. Thanks, Mr. Chan.

>>71289285
>special immigration policies
What? Explain this to me gomenasai.

>>71289285
No
Malays and indiaons are treated as slaves

We Filipinos are spanish overseas

>>71289923
Lols. Stop funding Abu Sayaf pls.
Also gibe welfare monies to Sabah flips thnks :*

>>71289923
I mean you traded with everyone and became wealthy of it.

>>71289776
Are you referring to the 50k overdue visa in UK a few years back?
>>71289825
You get in, sponsored by fellow chink who came with stolen public funds/corruption etc then claim refugees. A few days back someone posted some articles about how said refugees "live like dogs" and assorted tales.
Same thing happens with PRC where officials with politburo connection hid money to buy citizenship and later bring families. That's why if found out by the party the entire lineage goes missing.

>>71287918
I will never understand major autism some indonesians have towards naruto.

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>>71289963
Spain only requires us, latin americans, andorrans, portuguese, and sephardic jews 2 years in Spain in order to receive citizenship, unlike the normal 10 years.

That is good, except we still need to get a job in Spain that will allow us to stay there (inb4 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAKAJAAJAJ pic related)

>>71289915
Thanks bruh

>>71289858
remember the 6 million flavour packets

>>71290020
what do vietnam people think about latinos?

>>71290020
Hey Viet anon, does France have special immigration policies for former french indochina people?

Is Thailand really the third world shithole it seems to be?

>>71290020
That will be Singaporean, no? But in ethnicity, I guess "Malayan" (as opposed to Javanese) have tendency to become le happy merchant due to being sea-faring traders. Eternal Malayan sounds lame desu.

>>71290167
The only thing "Latin" most of us know is the Latin language, so if you say "Latino", they might think of those who speak Latin.
>>71290185
I don't really know, but i guess nope.

>>71288582
>>71290020
If you are referring to the seafaring age, then yes.
Modern days, it was chink, especially after the colonisation of sneaky bong.

>>71290337
haven't found anything too, I find that a bit rude desu

You boys ever been on a boat ride

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>>71290337
bro, how often are you on the asean thread ?
Tôi muốn practice with you tiếng việt

>>71290485
As in with speedboat, cruiser or what?

>>71290520
Whoa we got a boat expert over here

>>71290485
Does island-hopping around Langkawi counts?

>>71290500
I don't post very often, although i do check it frequently.

>>71290485
Only when I was child.

>>71290204
Nope.


The shittiest, biggest fuck up country in Southeast Asia is the Philippines. Countries like Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Vietnam, and Indonesia isn't as 3rd world as people generally believe, if you want the epitome of 3rd world, then it's either Cambodia or the Philippines.

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>2000+17
>Indog still got terrorized by Ghost
http://bali.tribunnews.com/2017/01/10/teror-penampakan-hantu-kuyang-bikin-resah-disebut-harus-dilawan-dengan-daun-ajaib-ini

>>71290537
It's the only form of transportation before there was a paved road here, so.. yeah..

>>71290702
sundel bolong

>>71290485
Only when looking for whitey at the coast for kidnap... I mean tourism part time in between rice farming seasons.

>>71287770
Filipino answer pls

>>71290702
No we are not the ones responsible.
We got no magic.

>>71287770
>>71290997
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jose+Rizal

>>71290667
I agree. This shithole must be burned to the ground and remade by non-flips (preferrably those with western ideals). Indepencia Filipina fue un error, seniores

>>71290997
Jose Rizal is the J. R. R. Tolkien of the 19th century.

>>71290667
>Laos doesn't even get mentioned

Does that make them the worst?

ngelawak gan?

Indog purge when?

>>71291029
*Independencia

>>71291074
Are you that copypasta Thai?

thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJnSWTXaso

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>>71291097
N-No

>>71291038
My sister went there for survey since they keep asking our govt for monies.
She told me the rural poverty would make Malaysians cry and everything is expensive due to lack of proper roads and landlocked. For example a whole chicken cost RM40 (USD10) and even Malaysian officials have to budget while the ones in Vietnam live like kangz with lakeside houses.

LET'S SETTLE THIS
WHAT SONG WILL /ASEAN/ SING?

>>71291102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHOvdSRVLBo

>>71291029
Except what makes us a distinct failure of Asia is because of too much Western influence. Philippines leans so much to the western world, Filipinos have already forgotten their roots, just look how big of a mess our language is.

>>71291038
Laos isn't the worst, it's just undeveloped so the land is arable enough for agriculture. In the case of the Philippines, which was formerly the second richest country in Asia, the country is mismanaged as fuck and it has been in a political circus ever since the 50's.

>>71291037
Did he have a peaceful death?
>>71291074
This.
Death to Indonesia, the Israel of Southeastern Asia.

>>71291130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWJqlXwKqVg

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>>71291115
>pic related

>>71291122
Yeah, they must really be poor because their GDP per capita is below some shitholes in Africa like the Congo.

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>>71291164
>Philippines, which was formerly the second richest country in Asia

Sounds like quite the mismanagement...

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>>71291164
True. Too much american influence and colonial mentality made us a victim similar to a latin american country regardless of the distance, and natives can't exactly run a country without mismanaging it badly.

The loss of our culture is the one that really grinds my gears though, we have already forgotten our malay culture, and our hispanic culture is all but dead. What's next for our failure of a culture? American-wannabe?

/asean/ sings 情非得已

song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFSO8w_kTtw
lyrics : http://www.songlyrics.com/f4/qing-fei-de-yi-lyrics/
send your vocaroo to [email protected]

let's see if there are chinks among us

>>71291074
Was waiting for that desu.
Then I take refugee to Jogjakarta and serve my rest of life to glorious Sultanate Ngayogyakarta Hadiningrat and his majesty Hamengkubuwono.

t. monarch-fag

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hey /asean/
check the video, can peruvians pass as asean locals?
also, your thoughts on the spanish language?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsAzt1m2zk

>>71291203
Laos has a low GDP and everything there is cheap, but it's unfair to call it a shithole since the whole country isn't even developed in the first place. There was no such thing as Laos until the French colonized it in 20th century because of the influx of Chinese merchants fleeing from Kunming due to civil war. The whole area of Laos was intended as a buffer zone between the British and the French Empire as the two intensify their rivalry in being a relevant power.

>>71291352
a good number of them would pass as locals. as for espanyol, filipinos' perspectives are mixed at best.

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>>71291353
Inderesding...

>>71291275
What made the Philippines fail so much as a country is our over-reliance to the United States when we were beyond capable to become a regional power in Southeast Asia after WW2, and besides, Filipinos never learn to get along with one another especially in politics, so the country is bound to be mismanaged as fuck.

Malaysia and Thailand is laughing at us now, the Philippines was richer than them before the Asian financial crisis. Arrogance got into our head that we are still tumbling down to gutters.

>>71291419
What's more interesting is Burma, because Burma is a sleeping giant in Southeast Asia and I always believed they have the biggest potential to become a relevant power. Soon in the future, you will see a lot of Burmese tourism ads to Shwedagon Pagoda after they've completely fixed their shit up.

>>71291168
No. Not Indonesia, it's that tiny island cunt just between us is the truly Israel of SEA.
(they even have synagogues built there)

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>>71291457
Thanks for the added clarification. I want to go cry in a corner right now.

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>>71291515
But first they need to learn how to wear a pant first

>>71291576
two-burmese-businessmen-with-suitcases-going-to-work.jpg

>>71291515
Uhh don't you mean MYANMAR. But yeah it's already getting huge increases in tourism, one of my family members even went there.

>>71291548
The only way for Philippines to change is to begin changing yourself. Only a true Filipino never loses hope for the Philippines.

>>71291576
If that's their way of life, then why not just respect it? It's not like they're showing off their private parts anon.

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>>71291545

>>71291576
looks comfy. if few adjustment being made.
wearing suits like in the west is really not suitable here. the weather is fucking hot.

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pikatto run ga hikare ba
Wow woh wow woh
watashi ha koi ni ochiru no
Wow woh wow woh
pariru pā rira anata no sei de
pa rira runpika muteki na n da yo

I think our countries are poor because being rich doesnt really matter for us
we dont need to be rich to live well and be happy

>>71291635
>wearing suits like in the west is really not suitable here. the weather is fucking hot.

*ahem*
"Bermuda shorts"

>>71291599
Burma is a "historically" accurate name for Myanmar, but either is fine and widely accepted.

>>71291658
>we dont need to be rich to live well and be happy

Tell yourself that. While it's true that we don't need to be rich to be happy, we still need money and we have to work more than 8 hours a day in a sweatshop. I'd rather be rich.

>>71291670
In Canada and the UK everyone used to call it Burma on the news until they started being good bois, then they started recognizing the name Myanmar.

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>>71291576
>wearing pants instead of comfy cap gajah duduk.
Nothing like sitting on the veranda wearing only a singlet and kain pelikat on a hot but breezy day munching sugarcane while reading manga.

>>71290051
When you live a life doomed by islam, anime is the only escape with no fatwa on it.
Jump Akbar.

>>71291618
You sell them lands for cheap price
We sell them cheap water
They sell it back with jewed expensive price (because it was modified and certified clean bs)
They're truly the jew. (and of course, the synagogues doesn't help either)

I could understand it if they sell them expensive to other place far away from here but to the fucking next door neighbour that gave you cheap? Are you fucking serious? And when you tell them if we increase the raw material, then they threatened us and declare themselves "sustainable without raw materials". When we sell them cheap raw materials they say, you are "fucking stupid, neighbour! You deserve to be poor for centuries" while they don't realise that they're under mercy of us. How to fix this and snapped them out from the dreamland?

>>71290667
That's rude, sempinoy.

>>71291708
hi, are you a real cambodian or just a white sexpat?

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>>71290485

Kalau tuan mudik ke hulu
Carikan saya bunga kemboja
Kalau tuan mati dahulu
Nantikan saya di pintu syurga

>>71291769
Neither. I'm a 75% white here for work.
Never touched a prostitute, as incredible as it sounds.

>>71291790
Cari bunga sampai ke hulu
Jumpa hanya pendatang kemboja
Kalau saya lapor dahulu
Bagi masuk metro ya

>>71291827
agg a white
pls fuck off and die
disgusting sad shit

>>71291742
It's not rude, we are at par in terms of being shit, and ironically, we look down upon one another because we're just arrogant like that. You have Sihanoukville, we have Angeles. That should suffice.

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>>71291827
>75% white

What's your ancestry?

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>>71291665
It's not sharia compliant because of the exposed knee since knee is part of aurat.
So sarong is all the way.
>and you can pretend like a jap girl with flipping miniskirt tease show or maybe marilyn monroe style..
Kyaaahh~~~ Ec---chiii Kazeee~~

>>71291827
One drop rule, faggot.
Get out fucking bule, reeeeeeeee

>>71291847
You seem quite salty over my incomplete whiteness.
Whitie stole your gf and financed your drug cartel?

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>>71291738
Thats how capitalist work, anon. Maybe if you didnt act such a nigger sucking British cock and embrace communism instead, we could reach asean utopia now.

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>>71291855
Men can't show their knees?

>>71291848
Meh, just typing Angeles Philippines on Google Images will give you shitloads of pictures about prostitutes when it's all landscapes (plus a busted white retard) for Sihanoukville.
Not like I want to argue over who has it worse (because that's pitiful), but Angeles is far worse as a prostitution haven. Way more whores around. You also have Subic, Olongapo and more
We also don't want a shitsite called CambodiaCupid, thankfully.

But don't worry or start a shitflinging fight, when it comes to corruption and stupidity, we top you.

>>71291834
Sarang lebah penuh bermadu,
Sarang dibina lebah berjuta,
Orang di sini menanggung rindu,
Orang di sana apa cerita?

Asean open border when?
I want a qt pure long neck vietnamese gf

>>71291943
From penis to the knees.

>>71291961
True.

>corruption and stupidity
It exist everywhere. Complaining about corruption is like complaining that there's a particle of dust in a thoroughly clean room. Only people can make a change for themselves.

>>71291696
let say all the countries on the planet dissapear except for the phillipines
would you still want to be rich?

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>>71291978
Google tells me the belly button (navel) is off limits also...

>>71290667
Yes, this country is completely fucked. Fucking gommunism

Great khutbah again today, Filipinos BTFO

>>71291943
Yes. Between knees and tummy button. It's haram, even to other men.

>>71292013
And you know Laos and Myanmar are shit because none of these countries have regular shitposters on /int/. Now that's an argument.

>>71292097
he has a point.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>71292078
I don't think anyone here takes that rule seriously though.

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>>71291853
>tfw anon never answered the question

>>71292134
Well I am.

>>71291961
that good feel when peru women are ugly as fuck, so we are not a sex tourist destination
honestly half of our economy is based on cocaine exports

>>71292174
No you're not.

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>>71292183
>peru women are ugly as fuck

Yo

>>71292174
That's interesting, any other clothing rules that men have to follow?

>>71292183
>peruanas
>feas
que quiso decir con esto

>>71292191
I AM. I don't want those faggot staring at my butts, and that one time dark incident someone fucking grab my sensitive butt. Fuck them.

>>71292216
That's a common sense. You're not a kid.

>>71292191
>asking to be raped by gays.

>>71292018
>would you still want to be rich?


WHO doesn't want to be rich?

>that one guy who would turn every conversation into his gay fantasy

>>71291644
ranka > freyja

>>71292244
>not grabbing back

>>71292287
I'm not a faggot. Nak kena terajang?

>>71292274
what would you do with 20 million usd?

>>71292329
You're still dalam almari

>>71292277
>that one malay obsessed with white cock

>>71292134
We changed the commonwealth shorts for pants, my school uniform during colonial era was a green bermuda shorts and white shirt.
>play hitman 2
>assasination at KLCC towers
>the guards and firemen still wears colonial era shorts
>orders mi goreng from pizza boy
All of my kek

>>71292346
>that awkward moment reading a direct translation
>and people still saying gays aren't invasive, nurtured and influence people

>>71292338
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't be working any longer.

>>71292424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw6JFUavhwA&t

>>71292386
how old are you desu

>>71292386
grandpa, please go to bed now.

>>71292437
Would you buy a Japanese gf? Or some other cunt?

>>71292441
>that faggot again
Thank god it was intervened.

>>71292480
I would get a white bf :3

>>71292480
>buy gf

LMAO a lot of women will come for you with that kind of money. It's illogical to suffer such low self-esteem if you had 20 fucking million dollars and you have a wide access for self-improvement.

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>>71292560
I didn't mean it literally, I meant that when you are rich you can pick almost whomever you want.

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>>71292480
Hmmmmmmmm...... Yes.

>tfw check your mail box
>tfw it's wedding invitation
>tfw your former crush

What did she mean by this?

>>71291029
I would have agree but Spain is a joke

>>71292624
Either she just wanted to invite you because you were friends or she wants you to take her away from the forced marriage her parents forced on her and elope with her moving to the country side.
I think the second option is more possible.

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>>71292450
The principal's office have old uniform and lee einfield rifles on display.
Legends says some items like the rifles are to ward off spooky stuff since WW2.
>>71292472
But its only 4pm.
Even Mahathir senpai is still kicking.

>>71292560
Also answer the question, which cunt would you get your cunt if you were rich?

>>71292655
>but the guy she's marrying is a richfuck chad.

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>>71291275
>>71291164

I blame Spain for being Latin american wanabe in the first place


The circus started with Marcos in the late 60's and 70's its our fault not america

>>71292680
Juliet still wanted Romeo even though she was arranged to marry richfag chad Paris. Be her hero anon!

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>>71291457
We were thanks to america but marcos fucked it up for us

>>71291644
It means the protest but not the case it self since they haven't proven anything

>>71292680
Do you know how chink husband especially the rich ones act? She doesn't want him anon. She wants you.

>>71292664
that's why I hate old citizen.
they ran off somewhere without telling us. one lucky day, someone send them back at home or they end up at police station and had me picking up. not to mention that you'd get lectured or become the subject of hot gossip for not being responsible to your grandparents. they should just watch tv or sleep. why they insist on going outside?

>>71291330
wow i remember watching this show with my mom
why this indonesian know chinese

>>71292013
It doesn't mean we have to stop it

I thought dutdut wants to stop corruption

>>71292664
sounds awesome

>>71292729
>but she wasn't in arranged marriage

>>71292777
>but that guy owns a villa here and home overseas

>>71292640
by I mean independence, I mean independence of any kind desu.

>>71292730
Marcos not just fucked up the economy but also the army. And the loyalist fags keep arguing that the cory admin is shit and has more poverty and relentless coup.

>>71291614
Bobong Marcos is like the hope devourer here

We need to story him

>>71292730
What is Fx

>>71292828
Don't be a cuck anon. She wants you. If she didn't. Why the hell would she even invite you in the first place. You are her only hope. Don't let dreams be dreams. Strive for it. BE HER MAN ANON.

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>>71291457
And look what happened we are now over reliant on china

Even tho we can get our own oil and gas ourselves

>>71292730
you do know that the American government supported Marcos, right?

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>>71291275
>our hispanic culture is all but dead.

How I wish, name of the country alone indicates otherwise
The fact that you mourn for its loss is just gross in itself
Latino wannabe is just as cuck

>>71292915
Yes, even with that Marcos was so incompetent
Most of it was military since the commie boggie man

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>>71292972
>anglicized version of a name derived from a long dead spanish king
ugh, when are they seriously going to change this? desu i've been disgusted by the name ever since not only of it's reputations but also it's origins

>>71292912
O-Okay then. What if I make a fool of myself during that day?

Please remove the chinks in Malaysia

>>71293152
You will but that's okay since you only exist for our amusement.

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>>71293173
How, exactly?

>>71292782
But you gonna grow old too someday.
>>71293152
You will turn out like my uncle
>spoiled by big sister too much
>big sister goes to UK for studies
>comes back 5 years later with my father proposing to grandpa
>be butthurt someone is gonna take his sister away he spreads rocks and sand in front of the house as a sign that my father is not welcome.
>tried to sabotage the wedding and threatened to jump off from the balcony
Always wondered why was he absent from wedding photo, turns out the villagers grabbed him and tied him to a tree far away.
Becomes top kek of the village for years to come.

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>>71288032
>>71293173
>>71293338

>>71292286
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxjgQ6txNVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQEnSny_4A
Love this song anyway.

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>>71291115

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>>71288835
>>71288582

>>71293434
What does being half white feel like?

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>>71293468
>>71292994
>>71293145

>>71293458
>what is aceh
what a dumb chink, go back to china, there's vast land for you. only dumb chink would stay at this tiny and pact land.

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>>71292351

>>71293511
No I'm a malay.

>>71293547
Yeah sure but what does it feel like having a white father?

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>>71293556

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What's this

>>71293434
...O-Okay... I will just send something but not gonna attend that wedding instead.
I don't think I'm strong enough to witness that.

>>71293556
I mean my father is a malay, please stop making assumption on race mixing.

>>71293584
What a handsome man.

>>71293584
wow shekshi~

>>71293608
Well you said that your mom was in UK for 5 years and met your dad, it's the logical conclusion really.

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>>71293612
>>71293618

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>>71293588

my new puppy is so cute
I do not regret my decision to not eat him

>tfw no asean gf

>>71293674
take my clams please!

>>71293723
no. you'll regret that wish soon

>>71293723
You're too tall, she would never know what you look like.

>>71293644
Most rural malays at that time would not even entertain the idea of race mixing, at the very least you will be disowned by your family for being race traitor.

>>71293697
post pic of pupper. not gonna eat him i promise

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>>71293794
So then how come your mom wasn't disowned?

Any stupid phoneposter here who plays Tap Titan 2? I need a fucking clan.

>>71293819
I can't right now because he is resting on my foot

>>71293830
not that anon but I can't content myself anymore!
>your reading comprehension

1. his mother went to study in UK for 5 years
2. his father are local and met his grandpa (mom side) to merisik (negotiate marriage)
3. they (mom and dad) married but his uncle went meltdown because of the idea of someone taking away his beloved oneesan

isn't that hard to understand?
there's no race mixing involved. period.

>>71293928
No. I'm playing Fire Emblem Heroes.

>>71293696
5 star

>>71293830
Please reserve that kind of assumption for bakahime.

>>71293986
Don't make me hurt you

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>>71293934
i'm getting lonelehhhh

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>>71294088
Nice try, but America just ended it's reliance on Mooslim oil and China is crumbling economically from the inside. Another 100 years of burger hegemony.

>>71294063
but no one plays tap titan 2.
>and it sounds like something familiar ages ago
Everyone plays Faiyaa Emuburemu

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>cute Iranian girl says I dressed nicely for two weeks in a row now
>doesn't typically do that
Wtf does this mean?

>>71294199
It means you're getting cucked again.

>>71294199
she wants to show you the power of Islam

>>71294088
Does it matter when said GDP is sweatshop for their MNC masters based in the west?

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>>71294212
Fuck you asshole

Guise why is Duterte so shit? Nothing has changed and nothing will ever change. We (yes please don't try to exclude yourselves too) are a lost cause and our (lack of) values and our culture and traits must not be compatible with being a good, honest civilization.

>>71294261
>we are a lost cause
>our values, culture, and traits are compatible with being a good, honest civilization
how is this news, exactly?

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>>71294247
She isn't muslim

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Singapore feel any different now that he's gone, or has his son actually been doing a good job?

>>71294348
Good man, Shias are not Muslims.

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/features/article/as-shariah-experiment-becomes-model-indonesias-secular-face-slips

>>71294309
I'm just hopeless about the country in general desu people keep saying we have/had potential but nope the problem lies within. It's like our minds and ways of thinking are made up of all the worst traits you could pick up.

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Hahahah Shillianes got absolutely BTFO yesterday

Why is China so good in making phones?

>>71294376
Female leaders? Aceh has gone soft.

>>71294261
>self hating pignoise

This is why you turned to shit

>>71294415
Because they can copy famous phones and get away with it.

>>71294394
>>71294444
noruegANO

>>71294394
why? he just exposed where dutdut hides hides money

surprise its with the mistress and the kids

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>>71294376
>t. The New York Times

>>71294444
Maybe they'll get better? The first step to improvement is acknowledging your shortcomings.

>>71294376
Kek^2

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>>71294368
She's christian

>>71294619
You're correct once again, those dirty Shias might as well be Christians.

>>71294640
What is wrong with Shia?

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>>71294671
I dunno but I'm supposed to hate them.

>>71294505
you truly didn't read the BTFOal did you

besides, if his evidence was compelling, he'd gone to court with this a year ago

>>71294671
iirc they have these convenient temporary marriages for fucking hookers.

>>71294687
You are supposed to hate maggi

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You know that Atok in Benguet has the proper conditions to actually have snowfall?

Though it might only happen at nighttime, but regardless it's still possible

>>71294723
I haven't eaten Maggi for a week more.

>>71294775
Not good enough

>>71294721
I never knew that. But I know Iranian girls can be cute

Do you use Wechat?

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>>71294881
Weechat

>>71294760
you mean frost? lol

>>71294717
its not really a big issue

just proves the traponess of dutdut

>>71294760
that's frost white boy.

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>>71294387
>>71294261
If anything it teaches to hope for the best but always prepare for the worse

>>71295108
hes a flip he already admits he has relatives in the flip land

>>71294717
Come here and do a heater business with me, that's if the other anons don't get to you first hehe.

>>71295158
>not knowing who norcuck is

>>71295158
i dont consider flip diaspora flips though, sorry.

>>71295204
I now him he admitted in one of his pro dutdut shillings in /pol/

>>71291707
Comfy as fug

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>>71294717
according to him

First, for everyone's knowledge, I already filed a plunder case against P. Duterte last May 2016 using the documents about his questionable bank transactions as evidence. This is why I'm also calling on the Ombudsman to speed up the investigation regarding this.

Second, about his insults toward me, I won't pay attention to it. But I won't let him divert from the original issue. P. Duterte, you're saying so many things, but if you really aren't hiding any stolen riches, accept my challenge and release the transaction history of your bank accounts. If I'm wrong, I will immediately resign as Senator.

Which readers reads what
>Daily Mirror (left) - read by people who think they run the country
>The Guardian (left) - read by people who think they ought to run the country
>The Times (right) - read by people who actually run the country
>Daily Mail (right) - read by the wives who run the country
>Financial Times (centre) - read by the people who own the country
>The Morning Star (left) - read by the people who think that the country should be run by another country
>Daily Telegraph (right) - read by people who think the country is run by another country
>The Sun (right) - read by people who don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits

>>71295291
if you truly know him you should have known the mess that he did in /asean/ when he was still an innocent newfag.

Lads, how do I get a qt Malay gf?

>>71295424
he showed his dick on /b/?

that can be any pick tho

>>71293468
>choosing filthy gook over half filipinos masterrace
wtf race traitor

>>71295526
Malay's told me to convert to Islam, I didn't like the idea of having a beard or cutting my dick.

>>71295526
>>71295581
Beard is not necessary.
>cutting dick
Unless you're American, you're all good .

>>71295662
*you need to be American, then you're good to go

parara para parap parara
parara para parap parara

How do I join a gang?

>>71294376
>aceh got female governor
Wew, they're liberated by the media. Can't wait until they banned all medias and have their own media.

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>>71295803

>>71295826
Which race? Or multikulti ones?

>>71295956
Whichever gang you're in.

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>>71295391
That explains a lot about The Sun.

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>>71295391

>>71296095
I guess I'm Authoritarian Left

>>71293777
Jokes on you.
I'm just 5'7

>>71296251
NEW THREAD
>>71296251
>NEW THREAD
>>71296251
NEW THREAD
>>71296251
>NEW THREAD>>71296251
NEW THREAD
>>71296251
>NEW THREAD
>>71296251
NEW THREAD
>>71296251
>NEW THREAD

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Nipon tjahaja asia

>>71296211
still tall.
150cm is the average girls here

>>71296378
Niceee

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>>71296378
Tall average