/brit/

wassup dawgs WASSUP BITCHEZZZZZZZZ

Anyone else cheekily stick their finger up their arsehole while shitting to clear the bowels?

Feels good too

Best colour lads?

Got to be green for me.

Good edition

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statist wankers love their bloody state

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lads?

Fuck off pakis
Fuck off paddys
Fuck off Janny
and fuck off back where you came from, lefties

>>71282185
It's gotta be blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGPSx6cPN0

Had two wanks today. First was a standard one when I woke up to blowjob webms. Second was a prostate orgasm then wank to amateur sex.

Third? Not sure I'm going to have one.

Give me a good mystery thriller film lads, already watched the silence of the lambs, the prequel and shutter island

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ah yes

>>71282256
>wanking
Literally just walk outside, start talking to girls, and have sex instead.

thinking about marrying a respectable english slag

>>71282185
green is definitely up there but i love a deep purple

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>>71282151

>>71282216
I've only been to Ireland and the UK

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>>71282216
get fucked tarquin

i voted leave just to fuck up you cunts' plans for muh interrail

nth for shitskins out free speech in

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The basic gestalt on taxes is that it's theft.

>>71282269
Brick

>>71282283
ah yes

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dormer 2bh lads

good turnout
so Chrome is king
know /brit/ was full of giganormies
http://www.strawpoll.me/12353410/r

>>71282292
>implying i didn't vote brexit
there are more countries in the interrail scheme than the eu
>waaah it will cost a few percent more to visit the continent
don't care

Christ what utter scrotes on Question Time

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Wow... what a bigot!

>>71282200
this is no place for you

this is a godless land

jealous of that lad who got the baton shoved up his arse by the coppers

>>71282216

cba, It would be easier to name the countries I haven't been to on that map

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on the phone to the money

>>71282281
>falling for the fridge meme

>>71282179
t. lindybeige

>>71282257
White with blue eyes

I still delight in seeing whites censored

nothing brings me more pleasure than imagining myself as a 1984 style O'Brien character, correcting filthy idiotic scum on their bigoted ways

>>71282366
you got your flag back

>>71282375
go on then big man

sliding this poo in and out of my arsehole lads

enjoying the feeling

hope i don't accidentally push too hard and i shit myself hahah

>>71282335
bummed her inside the Royal Berkshire Hospital disabled toilet.

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>>71282216

>>71282330
Just be yourself, go out and talk to the first girl you see that's nice looking, make her laugh and then set a course back to your gaff for intercourse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqrw2vIvBv0

jesus mccain is fucked now

>>71282397

cba to get a map out, like 5 of them, mainly in eastern europe and the nordic states

>>71282185
pink

velites
hastati
principes
triarii
equites

t. lindybeige

literally only started posting here about 6 months ago when i seen /brit/ on rosy's twitter
i'd heard of 4chan before but it was so funny so i had to check it out for myself
you guys are hilarious! i'm never leaving

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>>71282216

>>71282335
She's a sweetheart but boring and also a coalburner.

t. Works on that Game of Thrones shite

>>71282185
Purple is objectively the best color.

bought the wrong tampons for the gf

aren't they all the same? fucking hell it's just some foam in your fanny

>>71282395
I belong to the flag and not the other way round

>>71282216
best thing about living in Europe is how we get to go on school trips to foreign countries.
i went to Germany, France and Belgium with my school, only cost £200 each time.

>>71282464
>coalburner
proofs?

>>71282216
Lived in France for two years, visited Scotland Ireland, Belgium, Holland, Italy, Switzerland, Spain and Iceland

Want to visit Germany, Austria and Norway next

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>>71282216

>>71282494
https://youtu.be/bPJSsAr2iu0?t=2m5s

>>71282484
FOY

>>71282494
She's done a music video where she dryhumps a nigger the whole time, you bender. Don't think I don't know why you're asking for proof you closeted homosexual TWAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws
Croikey!

>>71282464
>and also a coalburner

Really?

>>71282485
went for 3 weeks in the alps for skiing when I was 10yo for like 400 euro with my school
was dope and it was during the champions league 1/8th so we watched that sometimes

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>>71282216

>>71282569
Yes. Public knowledge.

>>71282545
right but that's just media, not reality

>>71282558
i hadn't seen it until now

FUCKING RUNT

Haven't visited any country in Europe apart from France for an afternoon on a school trip when i was 12. Not much point filling the map in

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hehe thanks for the data fuckwits

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>>71282216
Yes

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>Lectures tomorrow cancelled

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>>71282485
>Mfw I once wanted to go to another city for a school trip
>Six hundred dollary doos

why

how come no one here went to Russia

Surprised more stories aren't out there about Maisie tbqh lads, given how much of a slag she was.

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>>71282216

>>71282656
there's a poster here who talks about his train journey from helisinki to hong kong

>>71282656
didn't want to get aids/addicted to krokodil

>>71282656
I want Russia to come to me first

>>71282657
wh-what?

>>71282556
why you here haha

>>71282590
>>71282664
hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Urg1O97oGQ

i used to watch reviewbrah ironically but ive grown to value his opinion

strange

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>>71282216

>>71282732
shan't

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le epic car karate guy xDD

>>71282717
Maisie, from Game of Thrones. She's a big ol' slag. Gets her hole on the regular at house parties when she's here filming.

Have lived in USA, England and Japan. Don't know where I'll go next 2bh. Mainland europe is too feminized. Just dont know

>>71282721
i invited him

need a good anime to watch lads

>>71282721
posted a kev to gauge how much /brit/ has changed

its too much

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>>71282749
>Anglo

>>71282151
I would
Without alcohol too

>>71282485
did you bus it? Went to Rome with school, cost like £400 but obvs not gonna drive to Rome like you could to France/Bel/Ger

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mad how much most of you have travelled

i just hope my fellow poorfags like me aren't posting out of shame

>>71282795
bender

I use the term "yank" for empowerment

>>71282768
who's kev? ;p

>>71282799
never left the country 2bh

>>71282766
Looking for any certain genre lad?

>>71282799
>gif
fuck off

>>71282656
my sister went to St Petersburg

>>71282815
:/

>>71282799
aye

havn't been to scotland or ireland

>>71282778
>png

Fuck off.

>>71282829
she probably got fucked good

>>71282828
ahh... some things never change

>>71282836
you're really not missing much

>>71282823
Is Austria better than Germany?

>>71282825
dunno just something good lad x

do they have shamrock shakes in ireland

>>71282799
Haha just get a job xx

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>>71282216

Only left the UK once, never had a passport.

>>71282799
There are poorfags in Britain?
This is strange

>>71282766
FMAB is the ONLY answer

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>>71282656

I did

>>71282846
fuck off

>>71282828
it's a good gif, runt

>>71282853
GITS: Stand Alone Complex is one of my favourites, not sure if you've watched owt before though.

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live in canterbury as well, literally 50 odd miles from the continent

>>71282829
same
peng city

>>71282850
yes

*set up my 7 year old video camera I bought off gumtree*
*Look into the camera with a gormless blank stare, the viewers being able to see my jacamo polo shirt*
*opens my pack of space raiders*
*starts munching on them*

The thing is... *munch*

*opens a can of carling*

all these *munch*
*gulp*

bloody immigrants *munch*

are taking *munch*

our jobs *sip*

>>71282850
yes

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>>71282766
k-on

>>71282880
you're being very rude to your guest

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this is happening next year
and ideally i'd get on a freighter or cruise ship to perth and then take the train across australia

>>71282867
of course there are. pretty sure parts here are some of the most deprived in europe, or western europe at least

>>71282855
>>71282855

>>71282880
rude

>>71282900
The Austrian alps look pretty amazing

One thing I don't understand lads

Why do people dance? Do people enjoy dancing? I'm not talking about proper actual dancing like Irish dancing or ballroom dancing, I'm talking about jumping up and down like a spastic in a nightclub. It's shite. It is so fucking shit. I like to get pissed and be in the smoking area having a fag chatting shit with others were its good craic and you can hear one another, but as soon as you step back inside you're into flail around like a dickhead world again. It's not even fucking dancing, I mean in the 60s and 70s and shit there was a bit more intricacy to it, you actually did something other than wave your hands and jump up and down to shite babyvoice artificial pop music.

I can understand now enjoyable it is when you're wapped out on MD or yokes or coke but otherwise what's the fucking point?

>>71282855
yeh

Any good books on globalisation?

>>71282936
>>71282945
sorry my gf 4chaped me

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>>71282867
yes

i would've thought an eastern european post-socialist country would know about poverty

>>71282980
The Art of the Deal

>>71282958
shant go into a sweatbox without me ups red

>>71282958
>I DONT ENJOY THING

ok hun, thanks for letting us know x

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opinions?

>>71282962
is it seasonal

>>71282985
FONT

>>71282958
I only dance at home. I did a cute dance with a cute girl once too but that was just in the street.

>>71282941
this, see >>71282993

>>71282985
that is not a verb

Some irony in that the more people that are around you, the less connections you have

Grew up in a village and live in a city now. It's not a case of roots given that anyone who moves in just has to head to the local and they'll fit right in, but even a local in an urban place doesn't have the same sense of socialising.

>>71283021
I'm a hankering for a link, other than that no thoughts

>>71283021
big fan

>>71282958
Dancing to dancehall/afrobeat is goat. Dancing to white people music is absolute shite.

>>71282888
AERIA GLORIS

>>71283021
Hmmmm

>try a hijab event on next week at uni

should I go to it lads?

>>71283034
I can't stand big cities

I'd hate to live in one. Never got the appeal.

>>71282958
I don't know desu, I only dance when I'm drunk and I'm making a fool of myself. Singing > Dancing by miles though, there's literally nothing better than a good singong.

>>71283033
what happened to chester?

>1 hug
>£3,000
SCREAMING

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGQlxcxWRq8

>>71283031
Kek

>>71283017
Sure didn't I toul ye it's a great thing to do when you're buzzed on dodgy substances xx

>>71283066
HOWLING

Finished an 8 pack of tennents. Can't buy any more booze tonight so it's either a case of moving on to the whisky or moving on to the green to try and get to sleep.

>>71282993
I do know. I expected there wasn't such things in WE. At least not on purpose.

>>71283056
Must say I wasn't a fan of that at first but it really grew on me.

>>71283065
died

>>71282939
Lad if you're serious can I join you? I'm being real here. Set up a temporary email and we get in touch?

>>71283060
hijabs are ok, most religious have a similar item of headwear and if they're loose and colourful i think it can look nice

it's the full face coverings that make me uncomfortable

>>71282958
It's not shit. You think it's shit because you think you're too cool to do it. Once you've lost all hope and really don't give a shit then dancing is great fun.

You will know when you grow up.

Although I do agree that much modern dancing is bollocks. When I dance I tend to be very drunk. I'm usually drunk enough to stop giving a fuck about trying to pull or whatever. So I just end up moving by body around because I enjoy the music. Usually when I start dancing people move away from me because I tend to take up a lot of space (I'm not a fat cunt only 6'0 85KG but I just use my arms a lot). Surprisingly lots of girls make advances on me when I dance with no inhibitions.

Donald Trump?
never heard of him

>>71283115
he's that guy from wrestling

>>71282939
Why spend so much time in shitty, empty countries?

>>71283084
from the gay aids?

>>71283094
Explains why you don't pull ya fat tub of shite, embarrassing post

>>71282958
>I can understand now enjoyable it is when you're wapped out on MD or yokes or coke but otherwise what's the fucking point?

Don't even like dancing in a club while on those 2bh. I'll dance at a flat or something in front of some shitty blutooth speakers but there's something about a club that just kills it for me.

>>71283115
he's an American actor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosAVMB47-Y

>>71283070
Why did you kek at me? That was very rude.

>>71282939
Hopefully I'll be in Vietnam by then
only just got all my paperwork in order and am looking for jobs

>>71283147
No you daft prick, I said I never go into it with the mind to pull. Like I'm not going up and grinding on random girls. But surprisingly I tend to pull every time I dance like that.

dead inside but I still smile
I got nine lives from the x files

>>71283178
If I seen some tubster flailing about and I was a fit bird I'd laugh to be honest with you

>>71283165
Your post was humorous

Someone's about to start fedora posting.

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>go to a pub in London with my old man
>go to the bar
>"can I have two pints of Stella please"
>hand the man my tenner
>receive no change
Londoners actually live like this

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
OOH THAT RED, WHITE, AND BLUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDh_OM0vNCo

*ponders God*

scars, scars, scars I got scars on my arms

>>71283197
Alright mate jokes on you

Carry on being an autist thinking you're a cool cunt

You'll agree when you grow up

>>71283145
house fire

same way sershlad, dormers and essex died coincidently

>>71283207
i was drinking £2.60 pints earlier. not shitty pleb beer either.

>>71283197
What was humorous about my post?

>>71283244
dormers is on tour in thailand

with ulster :3

WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAAAAVE MEEE

>>71283208
Ah yes, that red white and blue. That very unique colour combination

>>71283207
>provincials can't do the basic maths of 5+5=10

what happened to that somethingqt fat cunt

>>71283250
You dancing on the street made me lol

>>71283259
Ulsters fuckin dead

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

>Work over summer
>Head to pub afterwards with co-workers after every shift
>Most m8s are in the pub every night too
>2 pints or so then head home
>Up in uni
>suggest pubs most nights
>flatmates aren't keen
>no other m8s are keen
>go out once a week and get completely smashed instead

What the fuck happened to Britain?

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>Someone's about to start fedora posting

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>>71283295
broken britain

>>71283234
me too m8

>>71283296
Can you pack it in for tonight mate?

>>71283259
bit disrespectful lad

>>71283295
New Labour

>>71283295
>BEER TASTES YUCKY LOL

>>71283326
Is that a tard and his offspring or something far darker

>>71283294
*fucks you in*

>>71283339
ulster was 'porking some girl' about 5 hours ago

sounds like good banter desu

>>71283295
Students are idiots would rather put themselves into a coma on shitty mixers and disco biscuits once a week than sit in the pub with their boys Monday to Sunday. Never understood it myself, don't mind a binge but clubs these days are just full of pricks.

>>71283351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02-Errot0Aw

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wtf, was watching Trump's press conference in New York, heard a bang and the feed died and then saw this before it went off again

>average earnings in Milan are higher than in London
>average house prices in Milan are cheaper than Glasgow

Apparently it's the only non-overvalued city in Europe. What's the opposite of a bubble?

>>71283293
Don't see why that's humorous. Why shouldn't one dance with a cute girl on the street?

>>71283364
how you know this

>>71283295
Blame the muzzles. Millwall away. Love the pub. Hate the wife.

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120625020628AAEXjy5

>>71283381
i work for gchq

>>71283371
That's not him

>>71283389
thanks

no friends in my life less enemies

>>71283383
i've got a firm ready for /eire/ away, top boys the lot of em
nice little tight pack, no runners

>>71283365
My mates are still like this well into their twenties, I just want some lads to meet in the pub and have a couple with, not get absolutely paralytic and feel like shit the next day.

>>71283380
Fuck up didn't happen you little spastic stop talking to me

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>>71283368
I am not watching it

>>71283395
Yes it is.

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>>71283389
Hope that ain't you mate

>>71283395
>autismo yank doesnt watch wwe

surprised desu

>>71283393
what am I looking at in the other tab then?

>>71283422
I'm so very confused. It was humorous because I danced in the street but now it never happened? Out of curiosity, what scenario were you imagining when you read my post? And don't speak so rudely please.

>>71283365
They're not even keen on illicit stuff either though. Literally had a mini-intervention against me 'cause I'd taken a pill twice in a month. I've pointed out a lot of times that it's a lot less unhealthy to drink 2 pints every single night than to neck the best part of a bottle of vodka on a Friday but they act like I've got a problem.

>>71283428
No it's not.

>>71283415
We've a hard bunch of lads ourselves. Ever heard of a certain homeless benzo addicted NEET called howth?

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Just matched with this, blimey

what pretentious bastard unironically use UPS in this country?

Should FOY them all

bogda
bogda
bogdanov

getting decent mature porn is a task
you don't want ''''milfs''''' that are like early 30s at best but you don't want full on granny porn with saggy fannies

got to be just right

>>71283468
Yes it is. Right after he caught a Stone Cold Stunner.

>>71283454
gay porn

>>71283467
You taking yokes n that? Students are a bunch of little benders tradesmen is where the craic is at

>>71283462
Dunno

>>71283481
very good lad

me and you could be friends

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>>71282151

>>71283498
Then why was it funny?

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>>71283493

>be fucking tiny Chinese exchange student
>cover her entire stomach in cum
Seriously I came so much. She got BLEACHED

Young Asian pussy is God tier

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>>71283478
don't trust certain other companies

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the stock image that broke the internet

>>71283509
I'd actually chop off a finger to ravage this whore

How many of you actually venture out into the rest of 4chan?

>>71283518
great post

>>71283378
A recession

>>71283531
me

Fuck off gaylords.

some people are pedophiles get over it its 2017

>>71283515
Ulster?

>>71283531
I occasionally try to browse /v/
eventually I'll give up and tell someone to fuck off and close the tab

>>71283499
cheers
any recommendations?

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>heems all of you

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My time with Anon had come to an end. During our time together, I had learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-depreciating style of humour and his ability to show compassion toward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests, but a common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented with was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "internet hate machine" hates nothing more than itself.

>>71283563
search on pornhub olderwomanfun for british or mompov for yank, mature.nl is good too

mompov has the fittest women but they're all yanks

>>71283545
who are these people? what's wrong with their faces?

>>71283560
The vidya boards on this site are in an absolute state, slow threads can be okay on /v/ sometimes, but they die off before bump limit.

>>71283531
i go on

/sp/
/r9k/
/pol/
/his/
/lit/
/k/
/o/

I browse

/tv/ for a laugh

/sp/ for all the latest sports news

/pol/ to bait the yank virgins

/fit/ to post about lifting

/ck/ to learn cooking instructions

/k/ to read military shit

/diy/ and other more obscure boards for whatever niche reasons

>>71283498
>You taking yokes n that? Students are a bunch of little benders tradesmen is where the craic is at

Yea, although not too sure about that. Tradesmen seem the other extreme - used to work in a pub and I swear to fuck there's not a single tradesman in the west of Scotland who isn't a fiend for cheap coke. Never met any who were partial to yokes though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2l5fW4evUU

>>71283481
I only like those vids if the man is in his 20s, not some old runt

>>71283607
are you saying you want a quick rundown?

>>71283563
>>>/gif/10051310

Genuinely feel like killing myself

>>71283607
*stands up*
*walks to front of room*
*sets up projector*
*opens powerpoint"
*clears throat*

i'm glad you asked

@71283579
*unheems self*

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feeling extra fat and disgusting today

>>71283531
used to go to fit for plg but it's terrible now

>>71283628
>/ck/ to learn cooking instructions
I just go on their booru to find recipes sometimes desu.

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good night alt right

>>71283472
Not a chance Howth was the benzo addict living in a tent lad

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Is this the greatest rags to riches story?

>man has nothing but a few small time dollars and the clothes on his back in the eve of his father's death
>slowly builds an empire that goes from thousands, to millions, to billions
>becomes a beloved public celebrity figure in his senior years
>then eventually the most powerful man in the world

Can we make a movie about him already?

>>71283671
>don't even try to fight back
they deserve it

>>71283531
/int/
/fa/
/ck/
/his/
/tv/
/lit/

>>71283671
What do you even do in that situation?

I think I'd just violently shit myself.

>>71283681
Hmmm... I have some doubts about the factual validity of this post

off to collect my wagey pittance at midnight x

>>71283603
thanks
>>71283641
yeah this is a must too
"fucking my best friends mum" can be good

>>71283531
/tv , /k to talk about swords/submarines and try and trigger Americans, used to browse /tg and /out but got bored, /pol when something big happens

>>71283690

Explain to them you voted for Obama and even though you disagree with their violence you understand it.

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>>71283671
BASH BASH BASH THE FASH

A A ANTIFA A A ANTIFA A A ANTIFA

>>71283681
nothing but a small loan of a million dollars

>>71283690
I'd enable turbo aspie rage and explode

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>/k to talk about swords

>>71283690
You don't get into it in the first place 2bh.

>>>/d/7251105
VERY good thread.

>>71283631
Same here, the tradesmen live for drink and cheap drugs. Some of the fuckers down my way would smoke H too.

Lads I'm playing office politics and I think I'm losing.

Think I'm losing very badly

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>>71283671
>black """people"""

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>tfw EXTREMELY Anglo name so I get loads of responses for english teaching jobs
things are looking up lads

>>71283755
Ah yes

>A limp wristed pencil necked skinnyfat "antifa" twat with no self awareness for his cringey little club attempts to claim a 'groid beating a white man as his own little victory

Whole different story with the 'groids, atleast they aren't cringey bastards who cant throw a thump

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>>71283767
Anglo pride

Can't even be arsed getting into bed lately, I just sleep where I drop.

>>71283295
>tfw working class lad at uni
I just go to the local myself. Got to know the punters by playing them at pool.

Students are shitecunts to a man.

Drinking alone is alpha by the way.

http://www.spankwire.com/Saber-toothed-cougar-hunts-for-young-meat-Julia-Reaves/video1481627/
http://www.spankwire.com/Saber-toothed-cougar-hunts-for-young-meat-Julia-Reaves/video1481627/
http://www.spankwire.com/Saber-toothed-cougar-hunts-for-young-meat-Julia-Reaves/video1481627/
new

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>groid

>>71283817
sleeping on the kitchen/bathroom floor during the summer is GOAT

>>71283681
if I g-got a l-loan like he did I'd be rich too!

*gets a $60,000 loan and spends it on a gender studies "degree"*

Why do people here try so adamantly to stress that they are indeed working class

Could it be... You aren't "working class"?

>>71283798
90% of niggers can't throw a punch. There's a reason they sucker punch and attack in groups.

>>71283295
how is that a bad thing? fuck alcohol. glad pubs are dying, hopefully every single one goes out of business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VskculJbx0

>>71283865

they're so working class none of them have jobs, bloody thatcher

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>>71283865

we're tha countah culcha

>>71283865
never understood it myself

do people think it makes them more "authentic" or something

don't even know what makes someone working class

>>71283891
rasheed

>>71283881
Yeah but they can fight, they focus and concentrate and go into a chance. They swim like fuck with their punches but they can fight.

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>>71283865
a reminder to the middle/upper classes on here that there's room for only one class

>>71283825
There's not even a pool table in my local up here ;_;

Closest pool tables are literally in some shitty student sports bar and in the student union.

>>71283901
Having to do a part time job to fund to fund half their gap year, because their parents would only pay half. The dirty middle class bourgousie just got their parents to pay for it all.

>>71283942
>playing pool in a student joint
worst thing ever

they're all shite and they don't understand the etiquette

>>71283930
Jesus Christ boy your posts stick out like a sore thumb, would ye ever fuck up with your antifa shite

Absolutely despise students

love cigs me
proper nice

anyone fancy calling me a paki?
thanks in advance

>>71283994
Got a job lined up for 100k starting, meanwhile you'll be in a call centre lmao.

>>71283901
I feel smugly superior to my fellow students because I pay all of my expenses out of my own pocket rather than get subbed by mummy and daddy

>>71283891
>getting pissed on by russian hookers while watching fox news 24/7

is this it is to be woke?

well, i'm finished collecting porn for tonights wank
going to have something to eat and then have a fat edging session

>>71283865
My housemate is obsessed with telling people he's working class

His dad is literally a multimillionaire who owns a company in Dubai

He went to a state school (one of the best state schools in the area) and he tells people he's from a rough area with gangs and shit

He's as uni at the moment and all of his mates are from private schools

I went to a genuinely shit school (something like 35% A-C pass rate) and turns out he's been passing off my stories from school as his own (mostly the story about my mate getting stabbed on the school field at lunch time over drug money)

He'd even been passing off my stories as his own to his girlfriend. When we were talking about school and she asked me about mine she realised he'd been lying to her

We get on really well, I'm actually worried we're gonna end up shagging

He wears streetwear. Hope he grows up soon and just accepts that he's always been a normal upper-middle class guy. Because he's a nice guy really

Drinking drugs and ""banter"" with the lads on a ""night out"" seems so pointless

can girls tell if you lose an erection inside of them but keep doing it

asking for a m9

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i'm actually dumb as fuck
i know a lot of stuff, but i don't understand it
my opinions are also conflicting and easily changed
fucking hate myself haha

>>71284018
Why? I'd happily want to be getting free money if it's offered. Much less hassle

>>71284007
Save this post to cry over a few months after you finish uni and can't even find a job as a barista