Name 5 things unique to your culture

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I cant even list one

>>71281060
naziism is one

>green tea
>kebab
>ekmek
>islam
>mustache on women

I tried but came up empty. Culture spreads and morphs so fast that there is almost nothing unique to any culture.

Scientology, perhaps? Divine right to own guns? Voluntary unnecessary homesteading by people with better options?

Mormonism doesn't count because of overseas members.

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>>71281213
>windmills
>efficient exporters
>greed
>exclusively flat landscapes
>awful food to foreigners, amazing to the Dutch

Pool*nd has no culture

>Mate
>Dulce de leche
>Tango
>Gauchos

>>71281401
>windmills
see plenty of windmills in the US
>exporters
ch*na
>greed
hello?
>flat landscapes
Maldives, bahamas, singapore, Bahrain are all flatter
>plenty of countries have shit food that nobody likes except natives

>>71281827
The Netherlands are German rape babies in denial

>>71281040
bbqs
4th of july
halloween
Rock music
Microwaving water apparently

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>>71282125
We make barbeques too but ours are actually good and require skillz

>>71282182
You don't make barbecue because I'm pretty sure you don't call it barbecue, whatever you call it and if it's not the way that we do it then it's not our barbecue so you cant do anything like what we do therefore it isnt barbecue.

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Freedom
Liberty
Democracy
Capitalism
Best country on the planet

>>71282255
When you're right you're right

>invented lightbulbs
>invented cotton gin
>invented atomic bombs
>invented burgers
>invented football in which we dont play with feet
>cucked soviets

>>71281640

>Gauchos
>Mate
>Dulce de leche
>Unique

literally all the south cone have those things...

>>71281040

1,hue
2.hue
3.hue
4.hue
5.hue

>>71281060
i cant even list a fucking good one

>>71282554
Because all the South Cone has the same culture

>>71282255
>Democracy
nope

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>>71282707

At least we have rapa-nui...

> Mämmi
> Sauna
> Birch bark made clothes and items
> Kalevala
> Very different language and religion

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A flag on the motherfuckin' moon

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>>71282763
tfw when you're country is the only Democracy in the world

Nothing of ours is unique to us, because the rest of the world stole it and adopted it.

>>71281040
We have rightful clay that named Finland.

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>>71282956
>Americans in charge of being realistic

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>>71282866
We have rapa nui too but it's better

>>71281040
bigos, pickled cucumbers, but different from the western ones, extreme hatred towards other people mixed with extreme patriotism, rampant usage of alcohol despite our seemingly staunch catholic way of upbringing and thinking

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>Curanto
>Chapalele
>Milcao
>Terremoto/earthquake (alcoholic drink)
>Mote con huesillo

*Moais

>>71282956
Nice meme

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Freedom
Democracy
Literacy
Scorched Sheepheads
Rotten Shark

-leftism
-communism
-socialism
-love for blacks
-love for arabs (and muslims)

What did I win? The right to leave this fucking country?

>>71283005
Damn straight

Unique to Brazil, probably only the music. Latin American countries are too alike to be unique.

Literally everything, uh spain

>>71281401
>awful food to foreigners, amazing to the Dutch
Foreigners love dutch stroopwafels

>>71283036
So do we

>true ethnoreligion
>multicultural harmony amongst immigrants
>Abu-Bercowitz
>never be a freier
>part democratic part martial mentality

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The United States of America...

...is the only country with a flag on the mother fucking moon
...is unquestionably the largest single military force the world has ever seen; capable of waging world scale wars overnight.
...is the only country with every single biome/land type. Deserts, glaciers, tropics, canyons, mountains, forests. No country has more than we do.
...is probably the only country to have immigrants from every other country.
...is the only country with more guns than people.

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samba
pardo race
huehuehuehue
5 world cups
kuruminha

>>71281040
>carnaval
>ass
>samba
>football/soccer
>hue

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>>71281040
bubbling

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hockey riots

>>71284309
is it true that hockey in canada is slowly starting to die out? I heard it's not as popular as it once was

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cutest natives on the planet

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>>71284938
post more

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>>71285086
would waif in a heartbeat

>>71285140
are these cute natives the same tribe of natives that people reference as "7 foot tall amazonian warrior women", or are they different?

also where do i go for one of those

>nude people parade
>many musical styles
>ridiculous crime rate

>>71281040
urm
err
pass

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>>71285176
never heard of this, you're probably thinking about the greek myth? the natives here are pretty damn short, the average is 170cm or something like that. I honestly don't know much, even though I lived next to them I don't think there's any significant physical differences between tribes.
>also where do i go for one of those
you don't, they're ours, not for your sausage fingers

>>71285370
>never heard of this, you're probably thinking about the greek myth?
I don't know for sure, but it's an uncommon phrase here. When a woman is very tall, she may be referred to as an Amazonian warrior. This is more likely if she's brown skinned but it could apply to any woman.

>the natives here are pretty damn short, the average is 170cm or something like that.
now that you say that, it seems more accurate/plausible. For what reason would they be far taller than any other race? Most likely an old myth of some kind for sure.

>you don't, they're ours
cmon, gib 1 please

>>71281040
>maple syrup
>creators of hockey
>living native americans
>vegetation on flags
>WOLVERINE

>>71285370
The first dark nipple i actually feel attracted to damn. our natives are ugly.

>>71285828
but we invented ice skates

>>71281060
You slam on table instead of clapping

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>>71282956
>american democracy

>>71283107
Don't forget sopaipillas and the last new cultural dish """sushi"""

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>>71285751
>When a woman is very tall, she may be referred to as an Amazonian warrior
as in a woman of the Amazonian race, the greek myth inspired by Scythian female warriors; not as in from the Amazonia rainforest, Amazonas state or Amazonas river which coincidentally got its name because the native women also fought alongside the men. The height thing is from the greek myth specifically.
>cmon, gib 1 please
fuck off

In Quebec we have:

>rigodon (traditional style of music very similar to celtic folk genres, but still unique technically)
>cabane à sucre
>poutine (overrated as fuck, but whatever)
>chasse-galerie and other traditional tales in that style (even though they're almost all forgotten nowadays)
>ceinture fléchée (even though it's technically borrowed from abos, but they've completely it abandoned so it's ours now :DDDD)

sobremesa
>30 minutes of talking and resting the food after the meal is over, maybe while drinking coffe
busy restaurants outside spain probably hate us because of that

>>71286305
Is it true that whenever u go to a cafe u pay the price of two cofees and the second one is like a gift to anyone who wants it?

>>71283561
>>71283036
Nope

>>71281213
KAWFEE

>>71286305
Most people do that here too if it's at a restaurant

>>71286354
No

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>>71281060

>>71281401
>awful food
You have to go back

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>>71283036
>>71283561
No.

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Swede on vacation in Japan

We sit down when we pee

I cant think of anything else

>>71292166
Don't listen to this sick in the head transfuck. He's hiding from NMR but he'll soon get caught.

We look after our old folks, honour our war dead give up a seat to old or pregnant women, provide extra room,toilets etc for the disabled, make the best pop music, provide good shool servicing and universities NHS good roads honest policemen (most ) great food and beer fresh air etc etc

School (predicted text )

>>71292166
Hello faggot, how many dicks have you sucked?

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>>71292166
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

Kimchi
Water kimchi
Cucumber kimchi
Reddish kimchi
Cubic kimchi

Only Kimchi. So sad ㅜㅜ

>>71292842
Hej futadansken :3

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so proud

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>>71292842
>varg
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

>>71292870
kimchi
butthurt about everything japan does
degeneracy plastic women
samsung
not even best korea

>>71285949
Is that really unique?

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err...
>hayracks
>Slovenian stag parties
>trick or treating at the end of February (pust)
>being a south European country obssessed with ski jumping and mountaineering
>literally 50% of the entire population spending their summer vacation in the neighbouring country

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Kinda hard, I'd guess
Baguette+cheese every lunch and diner
Having Britain hates us while we love them
The thing is when you're an important country you'll tend to export your local products or custom
>>71286305
We do that to. Just a time to enjoy a coffee, a digestive and a cigarette. Pretty sure the Italians do it as well.

1.anus washer
2.elderly more criminal than youth
3.eat eggs raw
4.personnel ignores GPA of the applicants
5.use Logograms and syllabaries at the same time

>>71284938
if i wash that facepaint off will she die?

>>71293544
Looks pretty good m8. Kiwi fruit is expensive here, but I love it.

>Unique
We invented cowboys
We invented BBQ
Tex-Mex

t. Texas

>>71293497
Don't you eat rotten eggs too? Or was that china?

>>71291535
Fucking pay for my coffee you bastard

>>71292842
Why do you always know what is and isn't touhou?

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>>71281040
Vodka
Winter
Mobile ICBM carriers
Banya
Yoba

Scary pepe-yoba mix included

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1. Tequila. It has to be drunk at room temperature. There's four kinds of tequila depending on the food being eaten. For example, Tequila Añejo (the brown one) is better when eating pastries or sweets.

2. Banda (example below). A variety of German/Polish polka, brought to Mexico by said immigrants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5iAiRpiMU

3. Corn tortillas are always in the center of the table. ALWAYS. Same function as bread in Europe.

4. Piñatas. During kids/manchildren birthdays you fill a giant hollow doll made of papier-mâché with hard candies or fruit if you're a joyless cunt. The doll can be whatever. For my 7 year birthday I had two piñatas of Pinky and Brain, since it was my favorite show.

5. Pulled pork tacos. Basically Mexican kebab (see picture). You get a bunch of raw pork meat and marinate it in a assortment of different spices and juices and then stab the fucker with a kebab spike. Brought to Mexico by Lebanese immigrants. The Lebanese community in Mexico is quite notable.

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>>71281401
HOLD ON

Are you telling me... That the Dutch... I mean, the Dutch.... Invented FISH STICKS?

>>71281213
green tea is chinese, kebabs andislam are arabian and mustache woman are unirversal

>>71294089
5 very good things that we have also!
>#5
Now that is interesting.

t. Texas

>>71282238
>>71282182

it's called asado AND it sucks shit because my retarded fellow countryman char it and it ends up being a well done dry piece of shit, the only thing worth eating are the bull testies, blood sausage and regular sausage, every type of meat cut you give to an argie will be ruined, and even if they properly cook it and it ends up medium rare, you'll hear every single retard and every single faggot complaining that they wanted to eat a shoe sole.

humor yourself, eat other Argentine good.

>>71281040
We're just America with slightly more social health care, honestly.

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>>71294132
HOLD ON
Are you telling me... That fish sticks... AREN'T NATURAL OCCURENCE and had to be invented!?

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>>71294279
This. I always thought people were fishing them with the big nets.

>>71281040
Sodd
Rakfisk
Lutefisk
Lofotfiske
Torrfisk

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>>71294214
I have no doubt. Except for #1. Like vodka, tequila can only be produced in a specific number of places. If not then it's fake tequila and must be purged.

>>71294341
Why is tequila so fucking expensive?

Like its a lot of fun but I don't want a bottle of the shit ans I don't want to pay $60 for a bottle I don't want

>>71294341
I always wanted to visit Jalisco and see the agave fields, tequila express and 10/10 mujeres de los altos.

>>71294437
$60? Damn!

>>71294512
For something not shit

Hmm says 45
https://bws.com.au/spirits/brand/jose-cuervo

>>71293661
Did he pay for your coffee?

>>71294698
Got no coffee actually. Just instant, sucks for me

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>>71294437
>>71294585
Sorry Australia. Checking right now in my local store it said:

"Tequila Jose Cuervo Especial más bolsa de hielo 5kg a $115"

Which means: Tequila + 5kg ice bag = 6 USD

Maybe you can have some luck and look if you can import "Destilado de agave", which means it has all the ingredients of tequila but can's be called that because of legal reasons. Here a bottle of that is like 3 USD.

>>71293150
ja uezs

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>>71294789
tfw can't go to mexico and get trashed on cheap booze on a beach because they will chop my head off

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>>71281040
>national pride is frowned upon
>dialects were driven to extinction and now everyone speaks the standard language
>country has been a confederation, an empire, a federal republic, a nazi dictatorship, a stalinist dictatorship and a federal republic within the last 150 years
>correlation between religious confession and political affiliation across regions (protestant majority=SPD majority; catholic majority=CDU/CSU majority)
>looking at a car's license plate tells you exactly where it is from

>>71294735
Fucking Spaniard, I already ordered my coffee.
Who's going to pay it now?

>>71281040
1. self hate
2. being unfree
3. golryfied by scum from each side of the political spectrum
4. being more turkish than turkey
5. thought crimes

>>71294904
Yeah its rough

Never trust the eternal spaniard

>>71282255

What does the avg American even mean by buzzwords such as "freedom" and "liberty"? They get thrown around so often I don't even know anymore.

>>71281040
>mateship
>dinky-di-ism
>belief in "a fair go"
>larrikinism
>tall poppy syndrome

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>>71292961
nice rebutal

>>71293713
I have played some of the games

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>>71295000
Why do you use le cuck man meme to stop touhou posting?

>>71294989
I got no 'fair go' Whitey, give my fucking land back

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>>71295040
What else can I do?
Touhou posting must be stopped

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>>71295000
STÅÅÅP POSTING VARG

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>>71295093
Why?

Is this a touhou?

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>>71295093
WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MEEH

>>71281040
>Cachaça
>Samba
>Lots of holidays
>Brazilian Carnival
>Foods, sweets and desserts like Pão de Queijo, Canjica, Brigadeiro, Cajuzinho, Acarajé and Mocotó

>>71295062
m8 I said 'Belief in "a fair go"' didn't say that everyone gets one, just that everyone likes to believe they get one.

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>>71295112
nej

>>71295133
no

>>71295162
what do you mean?

>>71295196
Yeah whatever white fella, how bout I build you a boat in botany bay and you fuck off on it?

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>>71295248
Answer why

Is this a touhou?

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>>71295248
STOP, AND LISTEN

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>>71295294
>Answer why
because it doesn't appear in the touhou franchise

>Is this a touhou?
no

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>>71282338
>be american
>have to wait to be 21 before you can drink
>drink cotton gin
>die because of too much cotton in your bloodstream
>corpse gets shot
FUCKING KEK

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>>71295323
>because it doesn't appear in the touhou franchise
wut

?

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>>71281040
1. Sweden
2. Sweden
3. Sweden
4. Sweden
5. Sweden

Lutefisk
Pinnekjott
17 may
Cross country skiing
Cabins

>>71295498
>17 may
That's my birthday.

Does a whole country pause to worship the fact that i was born?

>>71295498
Du glömde brunost

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>>71295403
Don't try and confuse me, I know it doesn't

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>>71295544
My original question was why stop touhou. I think you're confused

Is this a touhou?

>we wuz vikangs!
>stave churches and that whole wooden architecture
>mythology
>hottest women on the planet
>We invented oil

>>71295578
why is 17 may important?

>>71295608

Constitution day. It's our national day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Constitution_Day

>>71295684
I was born so you rebelled in jubilation? O_o

>>71295702

We just put on wool costumes, silly hats, have champagne for breakfast and try to get drunk before noon

>>71281040
can't really think of anything culturally unique as we're too similar to Malaysia so these are some things unique to my country instead

1. fine people for eating/drinking on public transport
2. merlion
3. no sale of chewing gum
4. protesters require a permit/license to protest at designated spot
5.benevolent big brother

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>>71295854
Sounds really nice. If I remember it I will enjoy the fact that Norwegians are enjoying my birthday too

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>>71295574
>why stop touhou
Because its disgusting
The games are stupid, the creator an alcoholic and the fans are rape/guro fetishists and homosexuals

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>>71281040
1. Fimmundarsöngur (special type of Norse choral singing in fifths that was only preserved in Iceland, but now this sound is commonly ripped off for Viking TV shows and the like)

https://youtu.be/zmdPUobgmaE

2. Glíma, Icelandic national sport, a type of wrestling from Viking times, it was used to take down opponents in close combat even though you had your hands full (w/ sword/shield)

https://youtu.be/_haS_FaTekE

3. The letters Þ(þ) and Ð(ð) (rest of Germanic languages are so fucking stupid not to have these and instead use th (which is not one letter and not what it sounds like at all) for two different sounds like animals, compare:
Thor was there vs Þor was ðere) Norwegians especially should be ashamed of this.

4. Áramótaskaup (New Year's Joke or something) It's like a sketch show shown on New years eve on state TV making a parody of everything that has happened in Iceland that year, probably the biggest inside joke thing ever
here is last years but you won't get it not being Icelandic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-LOnTVpsHs the first sketch is about the history of Icelandic TV broadcasting tho

5. Jailing the banksters and bailing out the people in the aftermath of the 2008 financial collapse, taking democracy over private profits

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>>71295907
But you said you played it

Are you a homosexual?

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>>71295954
>But you said you played it
I had to know what was going
When it inspires an artist to create enomours amounts of ballbusting porn you know something is going on

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>>71295990
That sounds like watching cp and saying "I-I just want to know why people draw shota"

>>71296017
He is known as the futadane. He is a pervert.

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>>71295954
Don't interact with D*nes, they are the enemy.

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>>71296039
Why futadane?

How do you know he's a pervert?

>>71296051
Are you the 18 yo normie or the 23 yo khv?

>>71296099
Because he knows every single futa artist and seem to like it. He is a wellknown poster.

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>>71296118
Oh dear.

What a pervert

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>>71295907
I remember you.
Still triggered you can't drawn shit ?

>>71296193
Who is this artist, do they do porn?

>>71295915
>The letters Þ(þ) and Ð(ð) (rest of Germanic languages are so fucking stupid not to have these and instead use th
I love those letters as well and I think it's a shame that English got rid of them. In most Germanic languages though, the dental fricatives disappeared and turned into plosives, which are now appropriately represented by <t> and <d>.
There is no point complaining about English orthography anyway, since it is fucked beyond recovery.
>>71295915
>4. Áramótaskaup (New Year's Joke or something) It's like a sketch show shown on New years eve
We have Dinner for One.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9edpdCH7c
It is also shown on New Year's Eve by a dozen different TV channels. It does not reflect what happened the past year. It's the same sketch every time. Apparently it resonated so well with the German audience back in the 60s or whenever that was, that watching it on NYE turned into a tradition.

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>>71296017
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>>71296039
>>71296099
>>71296118
>>71296132
fuck off

>>71296193
>still triggered that I, unlike you, haven't got the most emasculating fetish of all time
"no"

>>71296234
>Who is this artist
Its space jin

>do they do porn?
if you consider girls crushing men's testicles porn

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>>71296234
Space_jin
He does.
You don't want to see it.

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>>71296099
There's at least 6 Icelandic posters, you can tell who is posting at any given time by paying attention to the different ways of censoring D*nmark and different approaches to Marxist theory

>PS reformism will not work, it is submission to the bourgeois plutocracy, revolution is the only way. I'm sick and tired of Reykjavík Trotskyist nonsense on this fucking board, it's fucking revisionist

>>71282934
>kalevala
the eestis have kalevipoeg and we have lāčplēsis my man
national epics are not exclusive to you

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>>71296290
tack
>>71296293
well i will look but not fap

>>71281040
>torturing animals for fun and paying to watch it
>jumping over babies to expell the demons
>every office with more than ten workers must have a special siesta room
>we eat 12 grapes during new years eve
>we give free food with the drinks

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>>71282934
>Sauna

nigga pls

mpb
black metal (yes, sarcófago created bm)
carnaval
anime
pichações

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>>71296290
Settle down Jhon. I'm just having a kek

Why do you like futa?

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>>71296276
>>>71295915 (You)
>>In most Germanic languages though, the dental fricatives

AKA Die Übermenschsprach

>disappeared and turned into plosives

Die Judensprach

>We have Dinner for One.

I actually watched it all, that's a weird tradition btw

Muscle cars
Football (the one with mostly hands)
College athletics
Blues
Hollywood

>>71296297
You sound like Icelandic Kang

idk I was speaking to two icelandics like 2 days ago. They were very nice

Are you a virgin? Or not into cousin fucking really and just waiting to go to the mainland?

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>>71296511
Could that thing I view be a loo for the poo?
You should give that thing to the Indians too.
Whatever you'd do if you didn't have loo?
Your streets would be laden by layers of poo.

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>>71296573
I dont like futa
I just happen to know a lot of hentai artists

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>>71296642
Ljug inte, det är degenerativt att ljuga!

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>>71296642
What do you like?

I used to like traps but not futa. Futa is gross

>>71296663
I am 12 and what is this?

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>>71296624
wut? it's a castro sauna, they were common in the spanish northwest before the arrival of romans, then we started using thermae, they are more comfy desu

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>>71296663
>Ljug inte, det är degenerativt att ljuga!
Jeg lyver ikke

>>71296684
I dont have any fetishes
I am normal

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>>71296722
You like hentai so not normal. Why lie to me?

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>>71296733
I dont like hentai

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>>71296722
jo du gör det

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>>71296766
Why do you know the hentai artists then?

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>>71296781
>>71296767
I read them to fuel my hate

>>71296690
Did you try... I don't know... To use a building?
Who the hell would want to take a bath outside?

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>>71296599
Not a virgin, dno what Kang is, have fucked Icelandic, Norwegian, Polish and Finnish girls so I dip the dick occasionally but not all of the time.

>>71296792
lel top perv

>>71296806
Kang is an autistic Finn (imagine that!)

Icelandic women look hot. Will they fuck a fat aussie neet?

>>71296794
It's great. Remember that this is not the siberian steppe.

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>>71296835
>Kang is an autistic Finn (imagine that!)

I think I've met his American brother, Burger Kang before at a restaurant, he smelled of frying oil and burger meat, morbidly obese as well so he must be American.

>Icelandic women look hot. Will they fuck a fat aussie neet?

Of course, just be yourself :^)

>>71281060
Kant
Neitzche
The first assault rifle
Rockets
Beer that isn't just watered down piss

His name is Louis Cachet not Varg

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>>71297118
Fuck off muh heritage faggot

>>71296840
Eh? B-but how do you fend off wolves and bears without walls and how do you keep water liquid when Father Frost comes and a meter of snow falls on your head?

>>71282763
>democracy
>is only about power

The State should not be a Democracy but a Republic in order to secure the ability of the citizen to engage in democracy.

>>71286008

What is a constitutional republic?

>>71282956
>tfw when you're country
How can you be a country though?

>>71281060
sand digging at the beach

>>71284193
At one stage Carney was banned from every pub and club in Goulburn, as well as a handful of clubs in Canberra. He's unique alright.

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>>71292842

As far as I know our rituals surrounding the veneration of Saint Lucia are more or less unique to Swedes.
I think the Danes and Norwegians adopted similar traditions from us, but theirs differ somewhat in the fine details.

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>>71281213

>moustache on women

Grindy af MMOs

Bunda?

>>71293639
Fermented eggs are Chinese cuisine. I've never tried one. I hope I'll have chance someday

>>71299143
Sorry who is this cunt?

>>71281213
you forgot le weed

>>71296486
We also have those

>>71299529
thank you korea for the best games in the world

Warm Beer

>>71286065

Argentina tambien tiene sopaipillas.

>>71281401
>croquette
what the fuck. why would you spell it in such a disgustingly french way

Invented the aeroplane.
Invented math.
Invented the computer, specifically, the first nintendo.
Best cusine.

I would honestly kill myself if I was born in some european hellhole.

>>71294850
>>national pride is frowned upon
>>dialects were driven to extinction and now everyone speaks the standard language
Not unique

>>71292614
Unarmed police, 2 political houses , only a short drive from any point to the sea , the football league, the Royal Family, the pound, sexy women, cleaver kids, ME.

>>71281640
>Mute
>Arepa
>ELN
>Cocaine

>>71296511
We have gay saunas is your that way inclined !

>>71304614
Some beer is supposed to be served at ambient temperature, but if you don't like it change pubs, simple !

>>71306057
Invented math, ha ha the Chinese did that, invented the computer ha ha we did that and best cuisine, so I guess you have never been to Italy then . I hear you invented Mackies

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>>71281040
i can't
every little thing we have was stolen by our neighbors Argentina and Brazil

>>71281213
>mustache on women
Can confirm

>>71283107
+ Valdiviano
+ Maybe melón con vino (?) I've never seen it in argentina, brasil or peru.

>>71285949
we do that while laughing

>>71294850
But what about regional pride?

>>71281040
Unique? There probably are a few things, but I can't think of any right now.

All our Finno-Ugric traditions are shared with Finland.
All our Northern European traditions are shared with Finland, Sweden, Latvia, Lithuania
All our German traditions are shared with Latvia, and to some extent with Northern Germany
All our Russian/Soviet "traditions" are shared with the most of the former Soviet Union.

>>71313463
Examples for each:

1) Light traces of paganism - respect of nature, pagan holidays. Language.
2) Certain holidays. A lot of words.
3) Table manners, inferiority complex
4) Homophobia

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>>71282125
<4th of july

Culture is literally just a date.
>Le

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>>71282934
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Russia all have variations of the Sauna.

Kalevala is very similar to Kalevipoeg (some shared characters)

The Finno-Ugric religion is similar to Baltic paganism in some ways, and the Finnish language has a lot of relatives, but thanks to russification most of them are near-extinct.

We don't have mämmi because it was invented in Finland after we split.

We also have shoes made out of birch bark.

This post is dead in the water, sorry if I offended anyone, I was as only trolling...Chris

1. Everyone has to act as normal as possible
2. Normal in the Netherlands is defined as insane abroad
3. Everyone is equal
4. Except Moroccans
5. Mash everything, black pete, orange, boat culture etc

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>>71295915
good post

tfw you will never be icelandic

>>71292961
fuck off Svenska fawn!!!!!!!!!

>>71314773
What is normal to you?

1.- Paella
2.- Sangria
3.- Siesta
4.- Real Madrid
5.- Bullfighting

>this thread hasn't died yet

This thread has been around for days now lol

>>71319981
You know most of your colonies retained that, except the Real Madrid thing

gross and greasy tradicional food
shitty fashion taste
very very poor and suicidal

wait,that's not unique

Surrendering

>>71313714
Youre literally same thing, I dont know whats the point of your post

>>71281040
you will find plenty in this informational video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

>sauna
Literally every building has one

>>71281040
Is she okay?

>>71321467
rare flag with the important questions

>>71321041
The things you listed are not "unique", because other cultures also have them.
Mämmi is the only one on that list, that is unique to Finnish culture.

>>71281040
> Freedom
> Respect from entire world
> Racial Superiority
> Culinary Perfection
> Most wins in the superbowl

>>71281040
>britain
>culture

ahaha

>>71281040
pierogi
wódka
polonez / polonaise
Golden Freedom
winged hussars an shieeet

>>71281040
1. A love for a "stronk lidor" and invasions instead of personal wellbeing
2. CYKA BLYAD
3. Vodka
4. Blinie and cats
5. Babushkas

1. Chechia
2. Musicians you can pay with alcohol
3. People having 2 to 3 mobile phones
4. Eating raw/alive seafood
5. Lablabi + Celtia

>>71321467
She's getting the BBC

Being incredibly repressed emotionally and sexually

Elderly people who live in the pub

Christmas crackers

Burning an effigy of a catholic once a day every year

Having completely different accents within a few miles

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1.Sumo
2.Pachinko parlor
3.Vending machines in every place
4.Monkeys getting into hot springs
5.Polite deer making a bow

>>71293308
>Having Britain hates us while we love them

I see loads of French people shitposting on here about us though.

>>71293539
she's a Q T