high fashion edition
/brit/ only became good when I (King) led the /sp/ migration.
I dub this thread the virgin thread.
*crossposts from /cum/*
classique
*neighs*
fuck off king
>>71278035
good mum
>>71278006
it was so much better before all you literal ladbble quoting dipshits turned up
Gimme chocolate!!
>>71278035
Fajitas? Lol
THE GF
>>71278006
*checks /sp/ for the first time in years*
Where's all the top quality footie banter gone?
she's 5'9" and literally weighs 5 stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7lTCswYhM
So is anyone posting slags or what? Or shall I just go to /gif/
>>71277963
who is this cute little lesbian?
>>71278028
>>71278109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IJSfH4CScn
>>71278109
my gf
>work tomorrow
>and on saturday
>>71278006
fuck off king
where's that dumb fucker who suggested i take nytol to get high?
I took 300mg last night and just fell asleep
NEED a pale curvy gf with dark hair to sit on my face
>>71278084
listened to her voice once and now have absolutely no desire for her at all
Haven't left the house in about a week
Only go outside to flex in the window's reflection because of good lighting
>>71278060
haha x
bellond smells of skips
genuinely dislike most people i know
>>71278134
>pale curvy gf with dark hair
literally the dream gf
The majority of English people are immigrants, the Saxons are German, the Vikings are Scandinavian, we're all the product of inmigrants, the sooner you bigotted lot get that through your thick skulls the sooner we can sort out the real problem, the tax dodging millionaires and the Tory government that are selling off our NHS
>>71278103
SHLAGS
>>71278125
her name?
>>71278131
take some with liquor lad
Hey /brit/ is your refrigerator running?
>>71278179
even me? </3
>>71278125
nah mine
What a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gssQpYI1O-w
Because of how fast this place is nowadays, it's lost it's culture. /brit/ used to be comfy. 2014 was the Halcyon Days of /brit/. Back then there was time for some fun stupid discussion and tripfag personalities to form. Now it's just 10 posts per minute of ""LE IRONIC LAD MEMEPOSTING XDD!!""
Shan't be coming here anymore lads. Goodbye, it was genuinely fun while it lasted. I guess I might migrate permanently to brit/pol/ or cripple/brit/.
SERIOUSLY ACTUALLY HONESTLY MY LAST POST
>>71278196
second this
you'll forget everything you did that night and end up in jail/hospital
>>71278195
Carry van de Viene
leccy key?
>>71278035
>fahetters
absolute STATE of your mum
>>71278224
dont care
>>71278189
I don't care anymore
starting to think we won't even bounce back from global warming 2bh
once the ocean acidifies and the zooplankton start dying we are FUCKED
>>71278122
:'(
>>71278224
*tips foreskin towards you*
>>71278224
>>71278182
I think that's why I like Jewish women so much
>>71278182
would love to rattle a pale dark haired bird but more of a fair complexion+hair person desu
>>71278215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_4mKpEm5V0
Could go for a blowjob desu x
>>71278224
/brit/ was the best in 2013
i bet 70% of posters in this thread weren't around that year
let us have some intellectual discussion, shall we gentlemen?
>>71278255
haha btfo kid :')
>>71278224
dont care
dont come back
>>71278262
*chops it off*
>lad at work telling me the tale of how a girl snapped his banjo string
Willy retreated into my arsehole desu
me
>>71278297
probably more than 70%
/crisp/ was the best era of /brit/, but it hasn't been a constant decline
there's been ups and downs
>>71278299
stoicism, yes or no?
>>71278313
joined /brit/ on loan from /sp/ in january 2015 and then made it permanent in the summer transfer window
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Earned my weeks pay in one sitting.
>>71278299
poo, yes or no?
>>71278299
about what
not even memeing here but if you even tried to have an intellectual discussion the low IQ's get intimidated and start hatposting into oblivion to stifle the discussion which makes them feel small
why is there so much fake news on /brit/?
>tfw no roman army to join
>>71278297
I honestly only managed to catch the tail end of 2013. Oh God the memories.
>delumo
>craven
>fatcam
>riley
>>71278333
is that john cena
>about what
>not even memeing here but if you even tried to have an intellectual discussion the low IQ's get intimidated and start hatposting into oblivion to stifle the discussion which makes them feel small
*sings*
>>71278369
Must be SO easy being a literal whore
Cucks pay this shirt so willy-nilly
>>71278369
not even memeing
>>71278350
No.
i am memeing
>tfw not old enough to stop giving a fuck and start dressing eccentric
>>71278297
tfw 2013 caraposter will never come back
>>71278365
he looks way worse than that now mate
>>71278422
this brings me down
>>71278403
>>71278424
guaranteed sub 110 IQ
Just going to mow the lawn, lads
It's a little damp outside, so we'll see how it goes x
Cheeky 'cide has never been more tempting haha. Went for a walk earlier to deal with my emotional pain and each time a bus or car went by the voices were telling me to chuck myself under it.
>>71278444
JUST
Arsenal fan?
>not even memeing here but if you even tried to have an intellectual discussion the low IQ's get intimidated and start hatposting into oblivion to stifle the discussion which makes them feel small
brush my teeth
>guaranteed sub 110 IQ
>>71278391
speedlad and pooey lynx lad were the best personalities
just had one of the biggest shits of my life, lads
it was pretty soft, but it was still big enough to make me bleed. if it was hard I probably would have required stitches tbqhwy lads
>>71278376
Thoughts on the situation in indo-china?
is holy war on the horizon?
who will come to dominate the region as Chinese and American control slips?
>>71278448
but i get up again
>>71278458
just have a wank and a cry and you'll be alright
>>71278481
what the fuck is that
>>71278458
wonder what people who jump under a train or a bus or from a roof think about while falling and just before the impact
want to try just to know
>>71278444
doesn't he work as an elf for a mall-santa or something
saw a thread about it on /tv/
>>71278369
>>71278422
where are you even getting these?
are you literally rosy or the runt paying her
>>71278481
My iq is unironically 108
Thoughts?
>>71278504
Either "I'm glad it's over" or "I've made a huge mistake".
>>71278520
Rorkette.
>>71278520
dumb right wing cunt
>>71278504
A calm peace that comes with complete resignation is what I was feeling, but obviously I didn't actually do it so maybe it's different just before the impact.
>>71278520
dunno what this is but she looks like some token girl in some alt right shit
whats a rorke
just rolled a spliff, going to go for a drive and smoke it
why? because i can and the police won't stop me because i'm white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yru-bIqX0WQ
6'5
136 IQ
220 lbs
AMA
>>71278520
Would love to eat her out
>>71278496
indonesia superpower 2030
>>71278504
read somewhere once that people often pass out before they hit the ground when jumping off a flat
>>71278520
My brother banged her in college haha
radical centrist with some fascist ideologies here
>>71278520
will attempt to tackle her book right after i've finished war and peace
>>71278520
EIGHTY-
ONE
PAGES
>>71278391
>riley
Fucking hell forgot about him
2013 here, also
>there are people here that didn't witness the meetup
>>71278405
encore
>>71278099
where's your proof?
>>71278035
Man child
>>71278575
what do you want me to ask you?
>>71278224
>the meetup blunder happened over three years ago
where does the time go?
>>71278557
I always go for a drive when I smoke
Call it a cruise
>>71278520
Some cunt who wrote a general outline to a book and published it.
>>71278604
Bet read it soon mate, the liberals will be banning it any day now!
>>71278520
>>71278607
>>71278575
you really think a 136 IQ is something to brag about
>>71278607
basically a pamphlet
>>71278613
several of my posts on there, wahey
i was 16 when it happened haha
>>71278546
oh yeah that's a nice feel
like the stress wears down and your mind is just floating
its quite particular
>>71278578
A girl is more likely to leave you when you do beta acts like eating a girl out. They need dominance, and you're showing submissiveness.
why is her finger so long?
>>71278624
if i wanted a yanks opinion, i'd have posted in /cum/
don't reply to me ever again
>>71278657
Fuck off you literal baby
>>71278613
classic /brit/
>offending Lauren Southern
>>71278675
she exploits the working class pretty hard for a """"""""""marxist""""""""""""
commissar cunt in the training
>essay due tomorrow
>>71278254
Its all part of the plan to curb the population explosion of the Negro people, for as we know, they cannot swim and will surely perish
>>71278697
ah yes, providing a service is now exploitation.
>>71278674
I'm not gonna marry the girl
I just want her puss on my face
>>71278643
is this really from the so-called book?
>>71278675
haha wat the fuck
>>71278649
poor man's Bagatelles pour un Massacre because it criticise people which are already criticised
>be walking my dog through my neighborhood
>he has to shit
>he starts doing it by someone's mailbox
>suddenly I hear a "Hello sir" from what I assume is the owner
>he comes walking towards me
>"You gonna pick that up, right?"
>I say yes, but I don't have any tissues. Maybe I can get some from my house
>"You know this is private property, right?"
>He suddenly has a gun in his hand
>"You got your hands, right?"
>I pick it up with my hands
>carry it until I'm out of sight
>throw it in the woods
>wash hands when I get home
>>71278700
but Africa will hardly see any water level increase
meanwhile most of Europe and America's population centres will flood
>>71278588
really
>>71278643
>alt-right "intellectuals"
>poor man's Bagatelles pour un Massacre because it criticise people which are already criticised
>>71278720
findom is exploitative, these men are mentally ill
she's the kind of woman to get a working man to spend his kids uni fund on pictures of her arse, shes pure evil mate
>>71278697
rest assured in my socialist state she'll have to get a real job
seppo cunts are RUINING brit
Imagine being in a loving relationship where just being near each other was enough to make you both smile contentedly.
>>71278750
>implying this is true
used to get called moley at school haha
>even brit/pol/ is dead
The last of the old 2014 tripfags left two days ago.
>>71278780
can't
>>71278752
Yeah it will be underwater but at least there wont be any black people
>>71278750
i wouldnt even doubt this happening in yankland
>>71278796
theyre on 8
>>71278780
I'm afraid that's beyond my comprehension mate.
>>71278504
Heard people who survive suicide attempts from jumping off a bridge or something regret it on the way down.
Will to life and all that. Our DNA is hardwired to want to live, so falling makes it kick in. Our bodies probably don't take guns into account though.
>>71278767
ah yes, I'm sure you can be trusted to speak on their behalf.
>>71278697
When has she ever said she's a marxist?
>>71278796
YKTD left?
>red wine
>and sleeping pills
>help me get back to your arms
>cheap sex
>and sad films
>help me get where I belong
actually quite a fan of the ideology under fedora posting
>>71278728
Apparently
>>71278769
>state
DROPPED
>>71278750
would have grabbed the gun out of his hand and forced him to eat the poopoo
>>71278769
the fuck are you on about you autistic little bell end
>>71278871
ive seen caps where the men have SAID they've blown their wages on her and their wives will go mental and that they have existing debts and she laughs about it
A new analysis of arms spending from Jane’s Defence Budgets report found that outlays on weapons, equipment rose 1pc in 2016, to a global total of $1.57 trillion.
>>71278873
End of an era
>>71278099
>>71278796
>>71278926
>tripfag worship
Kill yourselves.
>>71278916
It's part of the roleplaying you clown.
>>71278895
>gif
fuck off
>>71278857
>From 19 June 1811, Erskine led four mounted regiments in the newly organized 2nd Cavalry Division in Rowland Hill's corps. He soon relinquished command, but reassumed his post on 8 April 1812.[10] Soon after, he was declared insane and cashiered. He took his own life in Lisbon in 1813 by jumping out of a window, reportedly with the last words, "Now why did I do that?"
business idea: cut out the middle men and leave only the Good Times
>>71278923
spend that on a night out in the 'dam
>>71278895
it "collapsed" because of revisionist traitors like Gorby
>>71278750
Shouldve thrown the shit at him
also if its *by* his mailbox then its on the pavement yes? shouldve thrown that shit, being raped in prison is not worth shooting someone for throwing shit
>>71278872
she had a commie flag hanging in her room
NEED a rundown on these two
>>71278996
to me to yewtree
>>71278978
It was due to collapse anyway, probably 20-30 years later but it would have collapsed, it was dying - people were sick of empty shelves and repression
>>71278949
CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
>>71278996
take the chucklepill
>>71278996
everyone bows to them
>>71278892
jesus christ
at least we know she didn't get someone to ghostwrite it for her
literally have no fucking friends
wtf is wrong with me
https://twitter.com/readerer/status/832303185826033664
Imagine being an attractive human.
>>71278996
to me
to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#t=21s
>>71278988
lmao ah yes that is what makes one a Marxist
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
>>71278957
theyre still mentally ill
>>71278780
Being together too much ruins relationships. If I had a gf I'd see her for a few hours once a week.
imagine having a miniature railway
>>71279012
>>71279065
Well, he's not wrong
>>71279046
>>71278996
have no idea what "cultural marxism" mean particularly when rorkes use it
>>71279068
can't
>>71279103
>everyone who enjoys fetishes and role-playing is mentally ill
>>71279091
well yea
the flag didnt pay for itself and hang itself up did it
Ignore the transfer speculation lads, some of the gutter tabloids are linking me with a summer move to /mu/. Let me just say that my heart is with /brit/ and I feel I've been making the best posts of my career while here. I have NO interest in leaving this board any time soon.
absolutely sick to death of firefox
might abandon it completely considering Firefox 52 is going to scrap everything left that's even good about it.
>>71278996
who do they bow to?
>he believes in cyclical history theory
>in the post industrial world
top kek
*shuffles into thread*
.............. WAIT
don't she know i'm from the estate
>>71279085
shot in a Barratt estate
nice
>>71279166
>Firefox
alri nan
Haven't even STARTED mowing the lawn yet
Lol what am I like
>>71279160
Ah yes
we're after your help too
security footage of a paedophile disguised as a school, he's been getting away with it in sheffield for 12 years, do you know him? have you seen him? please call
>>71279127
>/brit/ nostalgia
Fuck lads, the waterworks are coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwOgXWOX-iE
>>71279166
she's almost perfect but that ugly arab kike face ruins it
>>71279180
>gif
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKhiNkqBpJk choon
>>71279204
poleaboo detected
>>71279127
>>71279211
>>71279200
>having a lawn
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>71279034
>MUH CONSUMER GOODS
>MUH FREE PRESS
they gave up the most noble state to ever live, minus the imperalism, for mcdonalds and heroin.
>>71278796
Permanent tripfags are cancer, if only the rest of them would fuck off as well.
>>71279216
I'm sure /brit/ in 2014 was pining over the /brit/ in 2011
it's cyclical m8, things only get better
>>71279091
Did you read her personal twitter when it wasn't privatised mate?
>>71278996
>Windsors bow to them
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control Rotherham with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Chuckleham will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Chuckle Sprogs
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Northern scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Chuckle Brothers
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Chuckbots inside you right now
>The Chuckle Brothers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent Urdu in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Chuckle
>The brothers are 69 and 72 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Chuckles will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>>71279190
it was good for a long time but its finnaly time to let it go
I think I'll just switch completely over to Opera since I already use it on my laptop and I want to cross-device connection.
Vivaldi is very nice as well but not as fast.
>>71279289
/brit/ only started in 2013 mate
>>71279261
being """""""""noble""""""""" doesn't put food in your bowl or creps on your feet
(even then there was nothing noble about the soviet union, it was a shitshow)
>>71279289
>/brit/ in 2011
>Watch a thing
>People in it are happy
>get depressed
>>71279314
I started it in 2011
was just me and a bloke from plymouth
>yfw you realize humans are the probably most intelligent creatures in the universe
>>71279261
>they gave up the most noble state to ever live
oh christ
imagine being THIS delusional
let it go, the soviet union was a parody of itself.
>>71279305
>Chuckleham will be be the first city
need a bullet in the ole' skull
>>71279148
IT'S WHEN DA FRANKFURT HOTDOGS TAKES OVER EVERFING INNIT
>>71279330
dont like films where people laugh and smile too much
i lose my interest in them faster
>UK, Australia, Canada & NZ tasked by CIA to use human spies (HUMINT) to penetrate last French presidential election
FUG
/brit/ went to shit after 2008
>>71279289
>I'm sure /brit/ in 2014 was pining over the /brit/ in 2011
>2011
THE STATE
No, I remember, and I remember distinctly the feeling I had back then.
/brit/?
more like /shit/
PERFIDIOUS ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/832344632352608256
vintage /brit/ image
Preferred /brit/ back in 2004 before everything went to shit.
CONSERVAHTISM IS THAH NEW COUNTAH COOLCHAH
>>71279315
>creps on your feet
The poorest soviet had his basic needs met, you can't deny this. In the most basic sense no one was left behind by the state and this is an important principle to me. When I was young I remember reading in a magazine and seeing hobos in minsk in 1995 and thinking that there were no homeless people during the soivet era and that these old men who were probably ww2 vets were left to rot in the street by the new capitalist society. it helped shaped my worldview
>>71278750
Should have put it in an envelope and posted it to him
>>71279303
Only when it was posted on here. But she seemed not really into Marxist theory, no?
>>71279232
yessss
>>71279368
POST MODERNIST MORAL RELATIVIST CRITICAL THEORY SPOUSING CULTURAL MARXIST NIHILIST
when did /brit/ actually start?
t. only started coming here in 2016
>>71279355
Fuck off
I''m starting to think that all non-monarchist are either
1) Jealous
2) Stupid
>>71279446
2013. But there was a precursor to /brit/ on /sp/
>>71279446
2013
>>71279344
impossible to even put a "probably" on there desu
for all we know we're the 50th most intelligent species in the milky way
absolute shit
>>71279319
>>71279319
>>71279379
/brit/ would have been great during the london riots
>>71279454
Ah bro,, youre grandma cooks too? What a coincidence, my grandma also likes to eat food!!
Haha *brofists*. Gonna post this for that sweet karma! thanks for the meme
>>71279422
the average European on the capitalist side had their basic needs met and much more
the soviet union was a massive joke and only weenies from North America think otherwise.
read Homo Sovieticus
>>71279453
>American monarchists
cringe
>>71279261
Said the guy with a tv , fridge, microwave and food
squatted 3pl8 today lads
feeling GOOD, feeling STRONG
>>71279507
Haha
Wanna brofist?
>>71279474
isn't it just the eternal arsenal thread?
Yeah I think it is
Fucking tweaked my back at le gym
end it all.
>>71279127
would very much like to heem Nico's cunny
>>71279453
termendous post
did /brit/ really start in 2013?
that's when i started coming here, i had no idea i've been here for that long.
was craven and riley the yank around in 2013? that's all i remember from that era
>>71279499
what the fuck is this
curbside abortion? that's too small to be a baby
>There are still people who think multiculturalism was a success
hhmmm
think my """ friends """ only really tolerate me, realised none of them actually like me
>>71279494
If space flight requires industrialization, then that means they would have needed to have a mass extinction sometime millions of years ago, survived for another millions of years, learned to harvest said oils etc...
It's unlikely desu
>>71279401
don't even get whats so bad about this desu
foreign espionage is just an integral part of running a successful state and has been for fucking ages
>>71279501
true desu
you (on LSD)
>>71279545
...baka Americans
>>71279501
That was what /sp/ was for.
>Monarchism in the 21st century
Wise up spastics
Literally came here this month and I already fit right in
LMAO you have no culture
>tfw no extensive archive of /brit/
>tfw all of the memories and tripfags are lost
>>71279511
there are a trillion shortcomings about soviet society, but imagine how much it could have accomplished if it didnt need to spend most of its GDP on the military, to prevent capitalist takeover.
>any kind of monarchist
cringe
>>71279565
miscarriage maybe
started to feel a bit off over the last few years lads
feel like I never look forward to anything, I'm always preoccupied in the moment and am never able to look at the grand scheme of things
is this being depressed or just growing up?
>>71279595
it's because Wikileaks is a front for Russian intelligence and they're desperate to undermine the west
Fucking state of these Russian hoolie-wannabes.
>>71279474
do you really think it just appeared into existence once all you spee people came over?
there was atleast 2 years of /brit/ before that
>>71279564
Yeah. Riley used to constantly make anti-Europe/Britain threads everyday. He was pretty good at arguing as well 2bh
>>71279625
Shut up before I deck u ya fuckn mouth ur nothing but a mouth and I'll shut ur fuckin fat lips for u ya guttersnipe ya fuckin clown
>>71279571
Ah yes, what a failure its been.
>>71279521
id be happier with a real, cohesive society and books and sports 3bh
>>71278877
Me think you are a wee bit crazy
mad how close Britain came to revolution in 1919
>>71279673
howling
>>71279584
>a mass extinction sometime millions of years ago
no.
plus you are severely underestimating the size of our galaxy, let alone the universe
100,000 light years in diameter and 100 billion stars
>>71279639
not your blog, fuckhead
>didn't die in my sleep
ffs haha
>>71279422
Yes i can, and even those who had their basic needs met had shit lives
Why did 30 million starve to death then?
Why were there regular food and electricity shortages?
Why did people not have TVs, microwaves, fridges and radio?
Why did the TVs that were made blow up half the time?
>>71279618
Why do the Irish care so much about the monarchy in the first place?
>>71279685
Is this the way you measure how much of a success multiculturalism has been? Shoplifting? lol
>>71279631
Not much, not much at all. It would have continued to be wasted on trying to grow maise in estonia or guessing how many TVs should be made and who is guilty of insurrection for the maise failing to grow peoperly
>>71279742
>Why did 30 million starve to death then?
Holodomor. Stalin era was shit and horrible in every possible way.
>food shortages
no one was starving by the 70s because of reformism and import relaxations
>electricity shortages
hundreds of capitalist countries have electricity brownouts or blackouts. Russia is simply not as rich as western europe even before communism
consumer goods are not basic needs
>>71279840
all they needed were computers and internet, which they could have imported from the west. it would have stamped out the ridiculous spoofing instantly
>>71279900
Marx said Capitalism was bad and would demean man, and he was right, but that doens't make HIS philosophy correct either since it is still the same materialist rubbish just with a red coat of paint.
Capitalists claim that only resources, labour and capital have value
Communists claim that only recources and labour have value
however BOTH are wrong, ideas and the will to bring them to bear is all that has value
labour with no purpose has no use, as the Soviet Union learned
resources not given value by collective will have no value. think of the relation between natural diamonds and man made ones, there is no difference besides a massive gulf in value.
Liberals of any streak, yellow or red are all part of the same rotten edifice.
Capitalism creates mindless consumer drones, Communism created mindless worker drones.