out of my league because she's...

don't make enough money

I do technically have the ashkenazi line of maternal mothers though

>tfw broke and not a part of a conspiracy
>tfw great grandma was just an oven dodger

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>>71274536

"TOO HOT" for me!

huhuehuehue...

get it?

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I love her so much.
I wish I could have saved her in some sort of time machine.

>>71274659
why didn't she just pull a george soros and say she liked jesus?

>>71274592
It must suck having a big hook nose and not invited to the conspiracy, getting the bad without any of the good

Jewish wives are the absolute worst. They have a really bad reputation esspecially jewish lady to non jew man.

>>71274792
no hook, but it definitely is big

>>71274238
Enjoy getting turned into matzos

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>>71274659
welcome aboard lad

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>>71275993
I wish this were possible
I will never forgive them for taking her away from me.

>>71274238

sadly I'm german

Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there was a second set of labia on the inside, since you couldn't see them. What's even funnier is that I thought urine came out of the clitoris…When you're standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together when you're standing, so you can't see what's inside. They separate when you sit down and they're very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks like a kind of blister. That's the clitoris.

>>71276794
please delete this, anne isn't for lewd

>>71277013
Why not ?

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>>71276502
It was me who did it, I turned her in.

What you gonna do about it you fat kike loving cunt?

>>71277330
because i said so.

>>71277574
put you on a toothbrush?

>>71274238
because some german douchebag killed all our jews a few years ago.

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>>71276794
go on

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>>71274238
I wish, but 99.9999 of women from all races are out of my league

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>tfw no black-haired Jewish gf from America

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>>71274238
>Marry Jew.
>Have kid.
>Kid is now a Jew automatically.
>Cucked by kikes.

Nice try Shlomo.

>>71274238
>Why aren't you marring and breeding with a Jewish girl
Unfortunately, it is much harder than you think to get a Jewish gf.

>>71276794
wait, so the urine don't come out of the clitoris? so where does it comes out?

>>71274238

I've dated several jewish girls before. They all turned out to be mentally ill. Either histrionic attention whores or bipolar.

Never again.

>>71282887
What does Kuruminha has to do with fat American Jewesses?

>>71283137
Kuruminha is cute, and I ran out of reaction images on this laptop.
Anyway, I wish I could have a Jewish cutie from America (WHO IS NOT FAT), preferably one who's a conservative and values Judaism (bonus points for off the derech)

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>>71278586
lies

>>71283224

Just visit New England or Massachusetts. That place is full of jews.

>>71283274
I'll have to get her parents to like me though, and if her mother's a JAP I'll have to apply to Ivy League.

I'm planning a trip to the US after the army, so I might actually go there once I get the chance.

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>tfw live in jewish neighborhood in brooklyn but i'm not jewish

some of them are qt, others look like a foot

>>71282968
>Not wanting your kid to be part of God's chosen people that run the whole world

Sad!

>>71274238
visited NY recently and the best looking grills were either jews or italians
jew girls were always with some old dudes tho or with their kids. really weird seeing them with their kids when they had such babyfaces

Don't you have to convert to Judaism if you want a crack at kosher pussy?

>>71274238
Jewish """"""""""""""""""""""""""race"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
when will this meme end? They are just snowflake europeans kek

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>>71283558
>be Finnish
>be actual chosen people
>still cuck for Shlomo