>be american >POO LMAO POO IN THE TROUSERS LOOOOOL

kek stupid americans

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>be leaf

>>71271685
This doesn't really happen though unlike Indians' shitting in street

>trousers
FOB no wonder. Sad!

>>71271858
>an American has LITERALLY NEVER shit himself in the history of the United Sharts of America

Do you really expect me to believe this?

>Be American
>Catch terminal diabetes
>Go to St. Walmarts™ memorial hospital to get your hourly McInsulin shot
>Pay 850,000 monopply monies to Dr. Noseberg and thank him for being there for you in your time of need
>Lose trailer to your creditor, GreatestAlly Realty, after going into crushing debt from your medical treatments and your degrees in Creation Science and White Privelige Checking
>Get caught shoplifting Poptarts at 7/11 by your friendly neighbourhood SWAT team
>Shit your pants after running a mere 12/34ths of a yard
>get shot
>write them a cheque to cover any expenses incurred during the arrest

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>>71272761

>monopoly money
You mean Candian?

>>71272761
>doesn't tip the swat team for shooting him in the name of freedom
fucked up nignog

>>71272761
>cheque
it's spelled check you fucking commie

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>>71271685
>be Canadian
>get mauled by moose

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>>71280039
>be American
>get cucked by bull