Australians are the backbone and lifeblood of /brit/, disagreeing with this position is a major Rasheedism edition
I love you England.
i spit on australians tbqh
reminder australia are anti-intellectual gooks with no culture or education who (like most uneducated people) are major rorkes
wonder if my mum will be back on speaking terms with me tomorrow or not
think I could forgive marechal's views desu
too qt
why live
>Australian summer is at an end
what a land mass
>>71265574
france right now
Ahh yes, Australia
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c54_1487193026
canada
post fresh memes and qt boy bums please
saw a 'british' paki today
>>71265634
ah yes now comes the rest of the year where everyone changes from complaining about 40C heat to complaining about 20C coolness
>>71265620
To sniff Gabby's seat on Final Score once every 3 weeks
>>71265671
>whinging abos
>>71265574
Love you too Frenchie <3
>>71265667
Just found this one on the 'ddit, I think they're called the Bagdanofs
the in-joke seems to be that they're minor celebrities in france but in actuality control all of society and the worlds elite
>>71265690
exhaled through my nose slightly harder than normal at this one
Do you like American uni marching bands? Pretty fun hearing them practice every afternoon as you walk around campus near their practice field.
https://youtu.be/Foc5ON4bQBg
https://youtu.be/nF09fNB_Z14
>>71265730
i don't like any yanks
foy
very tired lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3aaIpApQk8
deep lore
>>71265730
>american
not watching one second
>wine drinkers
best curb episodes:
the ski lift
palestinian chicken
seinfeld
>>71265670
hope you heemed him for the glory of her majesty lad x
>>71265701
*blesses the rains down in africa*
>>71265730
Would open fire on them if they played that shite when I was trying to sleep
>>71265526
When I think Australia I think a bunch of lads sat on the beach drinking fosters and making plans to go on a road trip in the outback.
>>71265777
Good list. Might watch some now lol.
>>71265756
anyway
BFFFFFTTDDDDD
>>71265804
>>71265730
could heem all of those marching benders
>>71265828
I think of shirtless normie twats at a music festival
Country needs firebombing
>>71265804
more le pen posting pierre, none of this anglo-french circle jerking pls
Business idea: Buy a mortar, put it in my garden then fire rockets out of it in random directions
curb went to shit (for a season or so) during the blacks story arc
>>71265574
>>71265891
>mwa mwa mwa
>it clearly says Mua Mua Mua
erm
>>71265874
please do not be mean to our best ally
Been feeding my squirrel mate
business idea: sink the French fleet in its home port for a bit of a laugh
>>71265930
>garden
>london
fob
VERY interesting
http://arabsexposed.com/
>>71265526
>be Australian
>get YANKED
>>71265930
>>71265960
why would i click this link
>>71265828
don't think ozzies drink fosters
>>71265930
shoot it
>>71265874
What if I just want to share my love with my english friends ?
>>71265777
i like the battered women as well
Lee Mack is quite possibly the funniest living comedian in the UK today.
>>71265999
i want to protect that smile
>>71266010
he is very remarkably quick with responses it amazes me
dont particularly like the jokes tho
>>71266010
one of the quickest definitely. sean lock makes me laugh more though
>>71266001
https://youtu.be/fgxTx6opDPY
Come on my lad
Fucking baltic lads, need a hug from a big hairy lad.
>>71266049
nice lawn
>>71265999
best way to build friendship: hot fash posting
desu
*shows you what love is*
>>71266026
>Thank you for zat date, Anon
>Excuse moi for my accent, I know you had troubles with it sometimes
>Do you mind if we meet again ?
What would you do ?
>>71266073
Fair point
See this girl?
She is a fascist
post your gayest pics
>>71266049
alri porridge
>>71266118
Don't care, start posting your fat messes elsewhere.
@71266118
0/10 no le pen
kill yourself my man
>>71266088
keep up the good work
>>71266069
he has outside space in london he's unironically a millionairre
>>71266118
hnnng thicc
moar
what does prosecco taste like?
>>71266118
>gif
fuck off
>>71266151
[Stares at you in French]
>>71266192
fizzy wine
swear i just heard a noise downstairs
think someone is in the house lads
>>71266192
shampain
>>71266199
je parle petit francais
je travaille a grenoble pour deux ans
>>71266213
yeah you, dozy twat
show me... the love
just broke into some lad's house haha hope he doesn't notice
*leaves you this way*
>24
>can't grow a proper beard
ahha
>>71266213
>>71266247
>this """""gimmick""""""
rooooooooooooooooooo
>tfw fucked foreign student couple days ago
>>71266253
But you can't leave having done this!
*rubs extremely hard willy on your bum*
>>71266257
iktf I can still only grow a goatee and stache combo
>>71266069
Yeah I know.. can't expect much from a garden in zone 1
>>71266149
Who?
>>71266061
I will warm you
>>71266278
nobody cares you normie twat
>>71266225
That's quite the cute accent. How was Grenoble ?
>>71266315
gay as fuck
really fat but the gf doesn't mind
crease and a half 2bh
https://youtu.be/ol0Gu8dNBKE
>>71266319
You cared enough to reply it seems
>>71266320
fuggin hot and humid in the summer, getting up to like 40C with 100% humidity after a thunderstorm
nice views, hiking n food tho
no decent bars
ill go back and visit at some point
>>71265828
would love to go trekking the outback with the lads at the weekend
*begs you not to forget its my life*
>>71266384
>No decent bars
:(
But yeah it's hard to compete with the Brits on that one.
>with the lads
>>71266404
ahh yes let me walk along this flat sandy road
*5 hours later&*
ahh yes we have reached the flat sandy road
>>71266404
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Falconio
She keeps /brit/ up at night
>>71266432
iktf lel
71266374
reddit tier reply
if i only had one helmet i would give it to you
>>71266432
>>71266431
5 euro a pint for dodgy beer, yuck
tho get some decent cote du rhone down the spar for €1.50 a bottle
swings and roundabouts
plus everyone seems to get smashed in parks around there so that's a plus
the only helmet here is you buddy
>>71266503
Pint glass mentioned
>>71266516
>buddy
FOL
>>71266503
>warm enough to drink outside
you have NO IDEA how nice it is to live like this
t. erasmus year
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38993346
>Other tech firms have also recently increased prices in the UK, including Apple, HTC, Dell, HP, Tesla, HTC and OnePlus.
hope brexiters are happy
nearly cried in the chippy today
>>71266503
Yeah I guess the culture is just not that different.
Wish I could visit england anytime soon.
Yorkshire looks absolutely lovely, and if the beer is cheap then it's even better.
>>71266547
Why do you think we fail at economy ? It's precisely because of that
>tfw "the lads" for me is just the gf
haha...
>>71266573
smart phones are a luxury anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DIeL4-wwBo
>>71266573
as long as our people are free
>>71266547
I mean, I do
I lived in the south of france
>>71266608
yorkshires nice and it's cheap up there, should be super cheap for you to fly to manchester and go from there desu
10/10 pic related
>>71266573
buy british products you runt
>>71266573
hehe. serves you right for buying that shite
>>71266618
it's all relative
>>71266625
mong
runtry
pronunciation: /rÊŒntri/
noun
definition: a country that is full of runts
example: "look at justin trudeau over there licking that imam's bollocks clean, fucking state of canada, what a runtry"
battery life on this phone is a fucking pisstake
>>71266633
ahh nice
how was it?
would happily switch out the rat race for a more chilled existence in med europe desu
>>71266678
don't care
>>71266678
do care
>>71266683
fuggin hot during summer and p cold in winter (next to alps)
cheap wine tho and lots of outdoor activities so not all bad
people were alright, bit haughty n french but you get used to it
>>71266678
may or may not care
>>71266712
fuck off mate
>>71266726
thanks
wonder how that irish lad who moved to france got on
>mfw riding really slowly on my bike to piss carcucks off
>>71266753
you're welcome
thoughts
>>71266754
>>71266730
sounds friggin beautiful
got any pictures of your ends?
keep having dreams about this bird who drives me up the fucking wall. dk why lmao
>>71266758
>mfw waiting slightly in front of the traffic light and riding slow when it turns green
>>71266788
what was wenger finkin bringing walcott on that early
>>71266758
*opens my door as you ride past*
Oh sorry mate didn't see you there
*tries to pick up the splattered brain matter and stuff it back in*
you're blamin the small penis
you've got the big vagina
and its not necessary
>>71266633
Glad you liked it. Southern France is worth fighting for.
God Bless low cost plane companies for that. I'll be sure to do so and hike around the countryside, get wasted in pub having arguments with the natives. Should be fun
>>71266683
You should try SW France as well, it's beautiful and rugby is the national sport
>>71266827
if you did that to me i would genuinely get back up, grab you by the neck, pull you out of the car, rip of the door and wrap it around that spotty little head of yours
charge your fucking phone
ah yes "cancer" is why my ballbag needed amputating
>>71266796
you forget how to read you stupid fuck?
business idea: lads holiday to mecca
>fuggin
>friggin
>>71266852
>>71266827
*police find my headcam*
*throw you in prison for 25 years*
wahey wahey bikes win again
>>71266875
already did hajj last year mate
>>71266798
not on my work computer, im afraid
pic related is near to where I worked, that big rock is spectacular
>>71266842
yarr
they all speak a bit funny there I warn you, yorkshire that is
doing a 'ack at 'ork
off to get my haircut lads
>>71266856
Hate it when you have a cold and get those weird vivid dreams along with your headache, it was vivid but I can hardly remember it.
Will generations born after the late 90s end up being smarter due to not being exposed to leaded fuel?
>tfw saw my friend's cock in the gym
going to bake these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8kUZlnSwj8
saw my mate eye up my cock in the gym ealier im convinced he's a bender
>>71266920
based on my experiences with my nieces, nephews and their friends i don't think anyone born after 2000 is capable of reading or listening to anything that isn't a 5 minute top 10 list desu
do you like my car
>>71266928
bender
>>71266942
>bake
bender
*weaponises propaganda*
>he doesn't share a birthday with queen victoria
absolutely treasonous
*weaponises leaded fuel*
Is there anything better than sucking willies?
>>71266963
nice car
>>71266877
what do you mean by this
*weaponises autism*
>Pervert, 33, admits possessing huge haul of extreme child and animal porn police officer described as 'the worst he's ever seen'
>David Carey had 9,000 vile images stored on his computer equipment
>The North Tyneside man admitted distributing some of them to other perverts
>Carey pleaded guilty to 13 offences at Newcastle Crown Court
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4230288/David-Carey-admits-possessing-child-animal-porn-haul.html
>>71266964
dont care. i love cooking and baking. great fun and girls love it so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
>>71266928
>tfw didn't see my friends cock at the gym
No matter, he's shown me a dick pic before just for the banter, no homo.
Lads what's that youtube cooking show which /ck/ completely meme'd on for making grotesquely obese food and raw chicken?
*weaponises AI driven online propaganda*
>>71266798
Come home,High land man.
The teaching of the continent will save you
>>71266901
Yeah I've heard they barely sound english. Should be a fun thing frankly.
business idea: all eu countries post under an eu flag in order to promote harmony between the euros
>>71267020
>>71267022
got attacked by a goose today
Invest in Kazakhstan.
>>71267022
>>71267020
>>71267020
>>71267022
WAHEY
*sucks willies*
>>71267030
bruno albouze
a case of weapon grade autism
>>71267071
really want to visit there for some reason. dont know if its safe for solo travel though.
>le people born after 2000 are somehow inherently inferior meme
i bet 100 years ago people were saying the same thing about 1900s kids
brother and sister in law just gave birth to a child lads.
pretty exciting
>>71267030
Cooking with Jack.
>>71267098
t. 17 year old
>what kind of energy you want senpai?
>australia: just coal my shit up
>>71267101
t. Bob
>>71267038
from that picture it looks like the massive tram works are done finally
can spot all the roads my old haunts were on in that pic
Stop being white
>>71267101
Nonce.
>>71267127
nearly 20 actually
>australians
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Kc2DiwMGh
>>71267098
Doesn't every generation do that though? baby boomers call everyone lazy, those and Gen X hate millenials.
>>71267138
can't wait for this series to begin and for rorke to sperg out
https://youtu.be/ne7mnJa8nFw
>>71267161
EXTREMELY good post of MAGNIFICENT quality.
>>71267155
lad is trying a bit too hard to sound proper 2bh
gets on my nerves
how the fuck a brick arch works
wouldn't the bricks falling do?
>>71267148
>tfw no younger 4chan bf
mm fresh arsehole
>>71267161
>home
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>>71267175
rick and morty redditor
>>71267186
ancient norman secrets
>>71267186
look up keystones
>>71267186
magic
>>71267131
>>71266178
hello
>>71267161
>yorkshit
Why do skinny, pale dweebs think growing a beard will make them look manly?
>>71267192
this post made me feel violated and uncomfortable. please delete it
>>71267182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NTa4UjFCQl
REALLY would like my willy to be sucked by a nice girl whilst she sits on my face.
I believe they call it the "68"
>>71267224
felt uncomfortable writing it myself desu, but i will not take it back
>>71267199
no idea what you on about m8
Spotted another one of those London pakis, lads>>71267215
>>71267221
a beard is just compensation for a weak chin
>>71267207
lol nah im good you fucking dork. I pulled last night, and it wasnt from talking about keystones
>>71267186
>what is mortar
dry-stone is more impressive. it's about pressure
>>71266888
>murder in Britain
>punishment of less than 6 months plus community service
>>71267198
>along with scotland
rude
>>71267277
>americans
just reported that lad again
>>71267237
>girl
Disgusting.
london > ipswich
>>71267161
Absolutely dreadful post.
just ate six brioche buns like a fucking ape
>>71267371
couldn't give a monkeys you fucking buffoon
sheffield > leeds > york > manchester > the rest
Haven't ate a thing today, getting a bit hungry now but I'm not sure what to make.
>tuna butties
>chicken balti pie
>jam on toast
Any other suggestions are good.
>>71267394
>>71267415
>>71267268
I have a beard because I'm neither a woman, nor a child.
>>71267415
just had some jam on crackers
can recommend anything to do with jam
*flips into the thread*
>>71267415
Chicken Parmesan
Can't get over how soft and warm the gf is
>>71267471
yet your bare face isn't enough to prove it
Playing Nioh
got my first evening class in chinese in an hour lads
should be exciting, hopefully get to meet some new people
>>71267472
feel ill lads
think i might do an ol 'mit
>>71267497
girls fucking love my beard
where's that dumb fucker who suggested i take nytol to get high?
I took 300mg last night and just fell asleep
>>71267471
>>71267574
oh I'm sure, hence the necessity to come online and tell complete strangers about it
>>71267538
ni hao
>>71267161
good post
Where's that lad who threw up a bunch of times around midnight? wonder how he's feeling haha.
*shaves that yank's beard off*
>>71267605
ching chong nip nong
egg fwy wice
>>71267599
uhhh what is social media? everyone brags about their lives online hahah fucking virgin cunt. would've shoved you into lockers in high school
wearing nowt but a robe
>>71267622
yeh was chatting loads of drunken shite. what a tit
>>71267631
bit defensive for someone who's apparently not a woman or child, mate
>>71267221
Beards are inherently manly you dolt
>>71267648
*peaks at your bum*
>>71267667
that's because im a pathological liar that talks about how much sex I have, how tall I am, and how smart I am
Meanwhile I'm a 5'6 NEET with a squeaky voice and a skinnyfat body. I look 14
>>71267691
>peaks
fucking dishcloth
>>71267717
>much beard!
Is this the mating call of the pathetic beta male?
>>71267749
Great show
*grinds coffee*
*extends plunger on 'ropress*
*pours coffee in*
*pours in water at exactly 80C*
*stirs and allows to brew for 90 seconds*
*places filter paper and filter casing on top*
*inverts and depresses plunger over 30 seconds*
*puts feet up and takes a sip*
hmmmmmmmmmmmm ah yes
just rimmed myself
developed tourettes lads
>>71267749
great knockers, got the shape of a water balloon
Is jumping into the Fukushima reactor objectively the best way to kill yourself? you'd lose consciousness immediately and it wouldn't take long at all to kill you after that.
>>71267806
>all that effort just for a coffee
no thanks idiot
I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke
pretty girls just make me sad
>>71267837
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>>71267814
bit gay
>>71267852
We weren't talking in the first place you spanner, never been a fan of misused gimmicks.
*Convinces you that you are a tranny*
>>71267852
reminds me of the time the apprentice at work told me he wants to go to Japan but the only thing he knows is there is that forest where people kill themselves
made for an awkward conversation
>>71267841
fucking philistine
Guys,how to correct:
make Palestine Christian again
or
make Palestine a Christian again
?
>>71267878
*notices you following me and continuing to speak*
*increases pace*
>>71267898
>make Palestine Christian again
That's the one
>>71267898
first one
really want a beer
>>71267898
Second one mate. X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
reminder
Having a gf is really nice
Get to fondle tits and bum all day whenever you like and she enjoys it
>>71267979
you're not wrong
>>71267979
Absolute bollocks.
>>71268038
>>71268094
Mental how all that will fit inside a girl, greedy cow.
>>71267979
How to deal with the dread of responsibility?
>>71268117
She takes both in her arsehole in that scene
>>71268094
ayyoo why dat niqqa on da right eyeing up the other brotha
ah yes
>>71268157
wat, you can dye your eyes?
>>71268151
you do realise that most male pornstars are gay, right?
>>71268157
dye your eyes, mate
>>71268157
dumboanon needs to ask this guy where he got his ears pinned back
>>71268157
>most tattood man
>Clearly has loads of empty space for tattoos
Fucking lightweight
>>71268144
Link.
>>71268094
imagine your daughter grows up to do this
>>71268218
back of his head, I reckon
I never respond to a comment that's in the format "You do realise X, right?"
>>71268144
source
>>71268259
>comment
You do realise we're not on facebook, right?
https://twitter.com/EliottBoothM8/status/831852137424510976
Screaming
>>71268157
what the fucks in his forehead and chin
>>71268259
You do realise you're not going to respond to this comment, right?
half ounce in the bag
stay rollin up that ganja
puttin so much changa in that you pass out off a drag
>>71268342
t. middle class white boy and aspiring roadman
>mfw doing a filthy mdma fart in a club
>tfw getting the marijuana sweats
>>71268379
it's uk hip hop you nerd
no roadman aspirations at all
>>71268235
cara
thats it lads ive had enough
going to down 2 bottles of calpol and take 4 paracetamol
see you on the other side
>>71268175
Only if you're the kind of>>71268175
mong who is willing to risk blindness to look like a mong.
>Google CEO Sundar Pichai writes back to girl, 7, who wants a job
How did Mr Noseberg get away with this?
>>71268534
>>71268534
>>71268534
contemporary
that's it lads ive had enough
gonna have four paracetamol and a pint of carling
see you on the other side
>>71268511
Think of willies as you shuffle off this mortal coil.
>>71267749
saucer nipples