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おっぱい

can't wait for some rogue scientists to start creating Khaaaaaaaans

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/02/14/ethicists-advise-caution-in-applying-crispr-gene-editing-to-humans/?utm_term=.3cfd1eabddbe

hello sydney

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The economic proposal

WE

THE NORDEN BRUDDERS

>>71262670
too late senpai
flights and tickets are paid for

can't wait for WW3

going to sign up just to be cannon fodder

>north england keeps whining that they never get any funding

>meanwhile wales and the south west are even LESS developed

don't see people kicking up a fuss about us baka

>>71262710
>northern art
>northern culture
>northern design

i hate those art museums they're building they're shit, just massive expensive concrete jagged things filled with modern art

>>71262681
ボイプッシ

always annoying when you wank and the cum is runny and goes on your clothes

appear to have gotten myself stuck in a runt trap lads, can someone send help, haha

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>they look like dogs lol

>>71262784
>he doesn't eat up his cum like a good lad

embarrassing

>>71262790
what does it look like?

where /r/Unitedkingdom lets loose...

business idea: foy

>>71262702
mong

>>71262775
when you're a part of a powerhouse you get to make demands

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Crickey lads looks like its gonna be another boila

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>>71262762
BRING ME MY BOW OF BURNING GOLD

any cute boys

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>>71262828
We're used to it

I honestly, unironically, genuinely, absolutely, definitely, whole-heartedly want all the homosexuals in this thread to die in a fire.

>>71262805
leeds

*sneaks into your quarters, sniffles, and clubs your head in with a large gold ornament*

errr.g.g....s...SXCREEEEEE...scFRREEEE

*clubs your inanimate head once more and jumps on your back excitedly*

found a nice new whore to fap to

shame she only speaks spanish and i can't understand her vids :^(

>>71262831
>gif
fuck off

dont make the black kids angry

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/why-loneliness-affects-so-many-young-people

Are you lonely /brit/?

>>71262660
FOM

>>71262828
saw a video of a aussie rozzer frying an egg on his car bonnet.

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>>71262834
meet
>>71262858

How do I get people who laugh nervously after every thing they say to stop?

VERY annoying.

>vice

the utter state of this runt

>>71262754

be careful, remember no kissing, no blowies, no anal, no matter how cute the guy is

i have a skin rash that affects my entire body so im a bit self conscious

went to uni and it turned out i was less nervous than everyone else though, talked to some 6'5 lad who started stuttering at me and wouldn't look me in the eye, then some nerdy looking kid started doing cartwheels in the corridor while everyone looked on

there was also some weird lad who kept repeating things to himself under his breath

>>71262858
rasheed

someones been dropping marxist leaflets into the runt areas again lads

shall be taking this directly to the Minister of Runt Affairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKJkKnaImic

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COUNTER COOLTURE

>order something from asos
>they send the wrong thing
>send me out another one
>its the same one as the first
ah yes

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>webm twat
he's here lads!

>>71262858
SO TOLERANT
O

T
O
L
E
R
A
N
T

>sitting in my lounge, listening to radio 4, wife brings over a pipe and ploughman's sandwich
>"thank you dear" I say
>finish my sandwich and listening to the dulcet tones of Ruth Alexander on Money Box
>suddenly hear a loud rapping at my single pane glass French doors, overlooking my acres of land
>my brow furrows and I adjust myself upright in my armchair, slowly turning my head to face the window and allowing my eyes to adjust to the sunlight beaming through
>once my eyes have adjusted I make out the small, deformed, piglet shaped silhouette of one of my runts at the window, wearing a sash and holding a piece of paper
>I grimace, grinding my molars together in blistering fury
>"Martha" I mutter to my wife, "get my rifle"
>her face is painted with a look of worry but hurries off to retrieve my rifle from atop the kitchen cabinet
>I stomp across the hardwood flooring to the french doors, turn the key and swing them open, slamming the runt in the nose.
>He falls to the floor and grabs his face, blood streaming out across his trotter-like fingers
>I manage to make out the writing on the sash now, written out in the runt slurry I feed to them as well as clear remains of runt fecal matter. The smell is overpowering.
>It reads: "Runt union leader"
>veins in my temple are now visible, and my mouth has begun uncontrollably frothing, I am slowly losing control over bodily function due to the stress this fury is placing on my ageing body
>the runt opens its mouth to speak but I do not allow it the privilege

alright the runt-posting has stopped for the night then?

*hangs up safari hat*

alri...alri......

>>71263000

>"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, RUNT"
>I kick it in the stomach and it doubles over on the ground, wheezing
>"ANSWER ME, RUNT"
>"w-we formed a democratic system an unionised, s-sir, I was declared the leader and was tasked with handing you o-our demands, s-*it coughs up blood*sir"
>I snatch the paper from its hand, it is written on the back of a packet of transform-a-snacks and is difficult to make out
>I crumple the packet in my hand and stare down the runt
>"you just lost your free-range privileges, runt"
>by now, Martha has returned with my rifle, the Runt screams and squeals at the sight of it and attempts to run, but I stomp on its tail, making it whelp
>I take the paper and jam it into the barrel of the rifle, along with some gunpowder, then insert it forcefully into the anus of the runt
>pulling the trigger the runt fires off down the garden and into the runt field, the others squeal and scratch at the walls as he lands in a frenzied panic
>I turn to my wife
>"Martha tell Johnny and the boys that we will be moving the runts back into the battery house tonight, furthermore they are to have only a quarter portion of (You)s for the next 6 months"
>"jolly good Anon" she replies

*runt squeels right when the runt-hunter turns back*

*skitters off into the bushes*

>>71262952
not really a bender but I WILL be shagging some birds
may even use a condom

>>71263060
good post

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>>71262967
good

>>71263046
shut up yank you wanker

>>71263064

You're not a girl?! Fuck off!

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>>71263079

>>71263000
>>71263022
>>71263027
This is funny because of the fact that you're Australian.

I honestly never imagine Auatralians being weird.

I'd expect this sort of post from a Brit.

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ahh yes, brexiteers

>By leveraging automated emotional manipulation alongside swarms of bots, Facebook dark posts, A/B testing, and fake news networks, a company called Cambridge Analytica has activated an invisible machine that preys on the personalities of individual voters to create large shifts in public opinion. Many of these technologies have been used individually to some effect before, but together they make up a nearly impenetrable voter manipulation machine that is quickly becoming the new deciding factor in elections around the world.


>Most recently, Analytica helped elect U.S. President Donald Trump, secured a win for the Brexit Leave campaign, and led Ted Cruz’s 2016 campaign surge, shepherding him from the back of the GOP primary pack to the front.


>The company is owned and controlled by conservative and alt-right interests that are also deeply entwined in the Trump administration. The Mercer family is both a major owner of Cambridge Analytica and one of Trump’s biggest donors. Steve Bannon, in addition to acting as Trump’s Chief Strategist and a member of the White House Security Council, is a Cambridge Analytica board member. Until recently, Analytica’s CTO was the acting CTO at the Republican National Convention.

jesus fucking christ lads
https://scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine

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only oldfags will get this

>>71263123
Left: My breaking of the fast meal
Right: What YOU break your fast with

>>71262858
rasheed

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1788 was a good year

>>71263108
>I honestly never imagine Auatralians being weird.
babbys first /brit/ thread

>>71263123
ah yes, eating pasta while not being in the EU is impossible

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>>71263123

>>71263232
reckon this post will be a cracking one lads

>>71263108
runt posting was largely promoted by Australian posters, particularly a well-known group of Australians known as The Handsome Aussies

these lads invented and promoted around 90% of the gimmicks today, legend is theyre paid by marketing firms to include subliminal messages in their posts

>>71263202
VERY good post

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>>71263222
Trips speak truth

>>71263142
All me.

wish we were let into the EU single market

sick of eating nothing but grass and coal

never understood how people could enjoy anal. fanny is already treading on too tight

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>watching The Island
>a few of the survivalists walk into the woods
>they randomly find a few cans of baked beans
>take them back to camp
>everyone drooling and fawning over the beans
>they eat them raw like a pack of starving badgers

ah yes, the english

i often try to find women to wank to that look like women i have crushes on irl

>>71263297
women can't enjoy anal as they have no prostate

having a wank

poo a'brewin tbqh la

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>>71263278
good lad

See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll be a cuck.

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>>71263306
American """"""food""""""

>>71263334
unless theyre pain fiends. but that goes full circle as i will never understand that

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>>71262884
>"How big a double bed feels when you've shared one for five years and love hasn't been enough. How living by yourself for the first time is to be regularly nudging away despair. How swapping chattery offices for self-employment can make conversations at the newsagent feel like Christmas."

Holy shit fuck off normalfag cunt REEE

I do agree it's a problem though

Shame outlets like Vice push it though. The home of metropolitan, bearded, bespectacled, smug, brightly dyed hair, petty bourgeois, pretentious, arrogant little hipster cunts that need their faces caved in.

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Me at the back right

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>>71263336

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1788_in_Australia

doing a read

feel a bit down and worn out

socialising with normies takes its toll

Embrace loneliness.

People = shit

Meanwhile in London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yed_LBjsKlQ

>>71263484
twat

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>>71263473
good lad

>>71263484

We have a real Jean Paul Satre over here

>>71263484

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>>71263489

>>71263484
learned this lesson eight years ago

ahh yes a 383mb update let me install this right away

what's that? stuck on 1% for 15 minutes? not a problem!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTDoM0YLhAg

whitey btfo

I burnt my finger on purpose earlier. I held a tiny bit of metal and held a flame onto it until it got so hot it hurt, then just sat there and held it until it cooled down again as it was burning me. I wanted to see if I was any good at hiding pain, I honestly surprised myself, I'm stronger than I thought I was. I think probably the only telling thing was that my eyes went red.

>>71263484
but loneliness is worse

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the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
this town has dragged you down

>>71263591
do this sometimes as well lad

stubbed a fag out with my thumb and it's turned this weird, brown / orange colour

I wake late and eat shortly after noon. I eat the simplest of breakfasts, porridge with some fruit. Occasionally, I will have something more substantial, an omelette with some bacon bits or perhaps a nice bread with some light cheeses

I then swim near my home, after jogging down to the local beach. I wear goggles and throw myself into a vigorous front crawl. I return home, lift some weights and then have a shower.

I sometimes read after the sweat. The books I find most interesting are history books. I read these attentively. Heavy, respectable tomes: about Julius Caesar, Peter the Great, Alexander the Great. I rarely read fiction.

I pontificate, think of the world, muse on world events. I dream of the happening, the single great moment when my time will come, when I shall shine. People underestimate my power. I have the will, knowledge and proclivity to do what it takes when the time comes.

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>>71263591

>>71263484
i agree but only when utilised in an epicurean manner

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>>71263591

>>71263625
bender

Don't really get lonely

I'm very happy in my own company. Always have been.

4chan or some other form of anonymous messaging is nice though.

I've probably got a personality disorder of some kind. Thought I might have sociopathy because I can't empathise with anyone but I don't go out of my way to hurt people and I generally like to help others, which I suppose rules that out.

Thought it might be aspergers but I have no problems recognising social cues or fitting in

Don't know what's weird about me

>>71263636
>>71263644
>>71263617
some weird replies here but thanks x

>>71263423
>>71263479
>>71263484
>>71263572
>>71263617
>>71263625
>>71263653
>reddit spacing
fuck off

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night lads, gonna go lay in bed and listen to music while daydreaming.

bye xx

Workers of the world, divide! You have nothing to lose but your house. Ahahaha

>>71263489
Fokkin wankers

>>71263686
it's fucking 9am in yank land innit?

Anyone got the picture of Fred dibnah in front of the twin towers saying something like: "I'll have them down in minutes"

Asking for a friend

>>71263724
6am here aha what am i like

>>71263591
i hurt myself today to see if i still feel

>>71263625
I don't say this often, but when I do I really mean it. kys la

>>71263739
hmm fair enough

i was just thinking that when it reaches a certain time like 7-8am i usually just decide not to sleep

>>71263739
CHI

Morning lads
What's on the agenda for today?

>>71263739
why are you up so late

>>71263786
lots of drinking, wanking, and eating

had a 'rito and 60mg of codeine for lunch lads

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>tfw you will never defeat the French at the Battle of Trafalgar

>>71263806
Sounds like a great day planned lad
Special occasion?

>>71263777
fucked anyways

>>71263785
ah yes the notoriously chicano washington state

>>71263794
stayed up 2 nights ago to get to a class at 10am and now my patterns fucked

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dude im high lmao

>>71263812
wew

>>71263739
9pm here pmsl

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>>71263833

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just pulled off two wanks in the space of an hour for the first in nearly a year since i got on SSRIs

pretty proud of myself lads!

>>71263846
>stayed up 2 nights ago to get to a class at 10am and now my patterns fucked
why would you stay up for such a normal time

>>71263854
had to google what a laos is

should get to bed soon laddy xx

>>71263833
*French and Spanish

>>71263836
no just another day

SRI is IRS backwards.

>>71263851
time to doss the afternoon off to prepare for post work pub times 2bh

>>71263894
because before this class i was NEET for 6 years so i normally go to bed around 4-6am

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>>71263833
It's over, Straya, we're winning the Great Banter War

>>71263933
when is your next class?

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>>71263911
True

>>71263846
>>71263933
>go to sleep at 5am
>sleep until maybe 8 and force yourself out of bed
>go to sleep normally at like 11pm or midnight later that day
It's that easy to fix your sleeping pattern, provided you can get out of bed at 8 without falling back asleep, worked for me at least.

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>>71263944
please, you can't even defend against Muzzies or Nazis

>>71263755
why? Do you feel threatened when you read about me?

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What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I'm searching and I'll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you're so supreme!

I give my life
Not for honor, but for you (Snake Eater)
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you (Snake Eater)
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater

Someday you go through the rain,
And someday you feed on a tree frog,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light
I give my life

Not for honor, but for you (Snake Eater)
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you (Snake Eater)
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater
(Snake Eater...)

>waaaaaaaa muh interest rates

Fuck off you fucking privileged cunts. You're literally being given money for free. You're not entitled to a thing.

>>71264007
the french have won the most battles out of every nation in the world lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2DlpwA67vs

soon lads

soon

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>>71264039
[citation needed]

>>71263963
today aha im pulling a sickie

>>71264005
>3 hours of sleep
>feel like shit for the entire day just to temporarily fix my sleep pattern

not feeling it mate

>>71264060
bye

*goes into thread*
haitiANO is still here...

I'm surprised I made it through childhood considering how sensitive I was.

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>>71264066
>the French unironically thought that some trees and leaves were IMPENETRABLE

>>71264071
go to class you lazy bum

>>71264091
I learned to become cool, edgy, uncaring and witty

>>71264013
it's fine to admit you don't understand economics m8

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>>71264007
Silence, we're the superior race, we're too strong to fight and but still too strong to lose.

>>71264110
I just had the ol' 'tism.

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>>71264100
>They're also Nazi collaborators
You simply can't make this up!

>>71264101
shant

>>71264071
>temporarily
Well that's up to you innit. I still stay up until like 5 or 6 sometimes desu, these days I can sleep/wake up whenever I want, body clock is well and truly ruined, early night feels amazing desu.

>>71264100
In our nature we trust

...was a bad choice, desu

>>71264144
French royalists were absolutely based, tbqhwyf

>hate krautz (and nazism)
>hate jews
>hate leftists and commies
>even hate anglos

>>71264156
at least you tried x

still managed to shoot 160k g*rmans

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>>71264130
>superior race

Ok Muhammad.

>>71263504
paki

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Give me ONE good reason why the entire middle east shouldn't be nuked to fuck.

apparently the best way to end an email is with "Best"

I have no idea what that means

>>71264243
The radiation would drift all over the place

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>yfw you're a SS soldier at Seelow Heights in April 1945 and you hear this coming in from the distance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLg83QMmlGs

>>71264243
my family live there

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>>71264266

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>>71264188
But my name is Antoine

>>71264186
thanks m8

Battle of Britain was glorious desu

>>71264262
>Seelow Heights
doesn't make much sense haha

>>71264243
LOVE

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>playing a video game
>italian lobby
>before the game even starts they start cursing eachother's cities
>3 of them team kill as soon as the game starts

>>71264266
Rasheed.

>>71264260

Thanks,

Anon
Cell number

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Hey, bud, time for bed.
You want a leg rub till you fall asleep? No.
I just want you to go.
Oh, I get it.
You want to pleasure yourself.
Ew! No "ew.
" It's natural, honey.
Shameful and natural.
Just get out! Good night, you Prince of New England.
You Tom's of Maine.

>>71264318
>cell
What?

quite proud of this post

>>71263695

>>71264260
it's like all the best but more efficient

>>71264337
Edgy

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>>71264303
>Shitaly
>not just a collection of cities and mob families united by meme forces

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>>71264289
In any case, it will be Muhammad soon...

>>71264318
>Cell
FOY

>>71264362
Edgy

Central heating license ran out last week but I turned it on anyway, fuck it I'm freezing.

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>>71264356
No.

The muslim fears the cross

(also, that fucking picture, topkek)

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>>71264390

Hear about Richard Gere?

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I must have completed tens of thousands of captchas by now.

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>>71264417
The French will NEVER have this

Don't care about your opinion if you were born in the 90s

>>71264451
only heard about it a few weeks ago

any big lads in?

and by big i mean big willies

>>71264472
Redcoat uniforms?

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>>71264472
And you shall never have this.

>>71264479
you're either a literal child or a literal grandad

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> at seminary yesterday
> some Bengali runt says: "Spicy Karl is better than Reviewbrah"
> heem his back in with a deck chair
Have some fucking respect!

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>>71264479
>t. 1989

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'89.

'97

go away 80s grandads

Why do normgoblins want praise for having a kid?

pork markets

>>71264568
it's just the ones with empty lives that do tbf

'88

>>71264565
'99 here
fuck off gramps

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>>71264512
And you shall never have this

>>71264543
December 1989 here :)

>>71264493
Bigger than most lads I've been with, although think the 'average' penis size is bumped up by one inch, since mine is like measured 5.5in or something. But a bit thicker than average maybe.

>>71264565

Stupid little babby

>>71264512
why's he eating english bread? should be a baguette desu

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>>71264605
November me haha.

NEED a cheeky 'cide

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>>71264601
Underage.
Reported.

>>71263123
*breaks off a crumb of wensleydale*
*googles the list of protected origin french cheese*
*compares it to british*
hmmmm yes

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Have you accepted the Lord Yeshua Ben Yosef Kristos Basileus ton Jeudaion Nostra Domini into your hearts yet, /brit/?

>>71264660
not necessarily

'09 - Created by google.

New lads:

>>>/tv/79489511
>>>/tv/79489511

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>>71264602
Your move.
>>71264642
It was common for the countryside to buy big loaves of bread to last a weak or so. Baguettes are better but more expensive and needs to be bought daily.

getting tired lads, might have a nap

tuck me in someone please?

i can run the world from my mama's house

too many young 'uns in this thread for my taste
>>71264699
my fascist waifu

sexy, sexy marechal

NEED a dashing young lass to take a hearty step on my bollocks

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woman in her early 40s was flirting with me very hard today

she even engineered a situation where she could feel my arms and pecs

>>71264687
Nobody cares about the shitty threads you keep making on /tv/ mate, kill yourself you human waste.

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the 'rents 'mick has made it into this newspaper lads

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I know pipe smoking makes me a runt, but it makes me a stylish runt, and deep down you really envy that. *blows smoke in your eyes*

>>71264734
pics of her?

>>71264739
i'm 26 and have lived with my parents my whole life and they have never even mentioned me paying rent or paying for food or car insurance or anything

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>>71264699
>Females over Karl
Please....

>>71264749
never cringed so much at one poster

i actually feel sorry for you

ah so is 'rents like a double meaning, as in (par)ents and also because you pay them rent?

clever 'ick

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Just been upgraded

the worst part of loneliness is people witnessing your loneliness imo
it's not enough that I have no gf, everyone else knows it

>>71264735
Wow, rude.

OUTTA DA WORLD LIKE UFO

>>71264739
me the jigga having lots of secks

>>71264793
got this a week after making my account and there was literally no difference

oi pierre

more marechal pls

>>71264793
>You'll see more attractive people in your results
I never knew black mirror was already here.

shit in my arse

it's in my bum

poo in my botty

>>71264802
that's why you have an imaginary gf that goes to a different school

listening to dire straits

>>71264781
I pay £50 a month to cover food and stuff, that's about it

listening to diahrrea straits

>>71264883
this simply isnt funny

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went on a bender and in my drunken state joined the raf

fuck

Punch every gym goer

Slay them like beasts

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Wanna see a cool trick ?

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>>71264864
>going to a school
>being this autistic
Fuck you are a special boy

>>71264904
>went on a bender
bent twat

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>£1.54 in print credits out of nowhere

hungery desu

>>71264883
this is incredibly funny

>>71264937
me as well

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>>71264904
As is tradition.

>>71264924
guys seriously I joined the RAF and I don't know what to do

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>>71264904
JUST

post your Brendans lads, christ

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>>71264913
poor shark

>>71264937
play some chess

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>>71264954
Stop Karlposting

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>>71264950
bomb muslims

>>71264953
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Shan't

>>71264986
Not a pilot

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>>71264953
Shadow of a man.

Marion Maréchal-Le Pen posting in this thread is at minimal levels

sort it out you frog bastards

need everyone in business out of business

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>>71264979
No

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>>71264979
Wanna go at it ?

>>71264950
how? you walked into an RAF center and they signed you up while you were drunk?

>>71265001
>>71265032
>gifs
fuck off

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>>71265001
JUST

>>71264995
RUNT

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>>71264996
Transfer to Army and shoot them

Sunrise and Kochie are better than the Today Show and Karl

Considering doing a re-read through the One Piece manga lads, stopped in the 600s and now it's halfway through the 800s.

>>71264915
it was a joke

getting my daily dose of glass of milk, two cookies, spectator articles and sad jazz

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVMupmQ7eE

>>71265133
ch00n thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k

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>>71265091
>Sunrise and Kochie are better than the Today Show and Karl
lol

why aren't you in laos rn

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saxons go home

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me at work

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>make a risk thread
>no one replies

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>>71265151
how many dollarydoos will it cost me to have a threesome with georgie and lisa?

>>71265161
me on the bike

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>>71265032
>>71264954
the only karl i like is marx

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>>71265109
> it was a joke

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>Mark Clattenburg: Premier League official quits to take up job in Saudi Arabia

Karl was a cunt to Bernardi

played big tuffy, but beyond the facade is a hollow husk of a petty journalist squabbling for a cheap buck

avatarfagging is AGAINST the rules

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>>71265185
Quite a few I do believe.
>>71265188
yucky
>>71265214
Politicians aren't any better desu

>>71265208
wonder if when he makes a bad decision that costs a team he loses a hand or something

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huh,

marechal-le pen is younger than me

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38994125

>>71265276
Lot more successful too.

>>71265161
"think your wheel is a bit wonky love, pull over"
*fingers botty*
"ahh yes that's got it"

>>71265208
can they take Mike Dean next

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>Why yes my good man, I do indeed defend the honour of that most noblest and wisest of gentlemen, Corey Bernardi

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>>71265183
>1337

>>71265281
>dr cocksworth
lel

>>71265281
shan't

give me the deets

*does the military two step down the nape of your neck*

>>71265331
bloke got caught wanking off in sainsburys car park

>>71265312
he could've been a cunt to Shorten and I've have said the same

wanker

>>71265281
>he's older than 27

f u c k o f f g r a n d a d

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>>71265289
and so pretty