>The United Nations has asked every country to pair up Which

Japan ofc

>>71261840
Any cunt which would have us desu senpai.

*sits in the corner, crying*

It could only be Finland

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>>71261856

I wasnt gunna say France or anything

>>71261840
Japan.

>>71261867
You already have Israel.

>>71261873
You have Mexico.
Nobody likes them and they look exactly the same as you.

Germany, UK, Canada, USA, Suriname. All are fine.

Belgium can fuck off.

>>71261840
I don't know, probably the country most similar to Transylvania (my country)

>>71261840
you're mom, lol
(I dunno, maybe Ukraine)

>>71262011
>Germany
But only if Geert Wilders stays politician.

australia

>>71262076
We never had an entirely left wing government in our entire history.

Poland obviously

Japan or France desu

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Pair up with russia, declare war on china, BTFO china, declare war on russia shortly after, ????, Brazil is next world superpower

>>71262066
it's your, дeбил cyкa eбaный.

>>71262123
нюфaжинa

E E S T I
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>>71262117
>Brazil is next world superpower
If this means bunda for everyone, I support it.

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>>71261840
denmark, we both have red/white flags, our people is nice, our society is boring and our land is pretty


i would also go for Nederlads, NZ/AUS, Latvia, US, or UK

>>71261840
FUCK OFF ARGENTINA URUGUAY IS OURS.

CISPLATINA VOLTE PRA TERRA QUERIDA PÁTRIA AMADA BRASIL.

>>71261840
Morocco

>>71261891
don't worry he is a fucking weeb we want to be with you

Does anyone want us?

Please?

>>71262156
KÄÄBIK
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>>71262317
You get peru

>>71262156
>>71262156
Eesti is trash

Netherlands to be honest.

>>71262464
rude

Uruguay desu

Taiwan

>>71261840china

>>71262523
>>71262221

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>>71262633

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Unfortunately it would be Poo Peeland

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>>71262585
No you go with Denmark

>>71262523
No you go with Chile

>>71262468
Wouldn't Austria be the obvious choice?>>71262253
No you have Poortugal:DDD

>>71262156
Nice!

>>71262045
>Moldova
AHAHAHAHAH

>>71261921
NZ

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Norway for both historical reasons and that jailed the banksters/world's richest country socialist swag

>>71262685
I am Transylvanian
We would not be paired with Moldova
If anything, we'd end up being paired with Hungary

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>>71261840
PALESTINE

>>71262066
It's funny because Russia is already trying to forcibly pair Ukraine with Russia by invading it.

>>71262737
Transylvania is not a country though

>>71262117
>Brazil
>superpower
Brazil is fucking trash tier. There are slums literally everywhere, and it's just a giant shithole. They do nothing of any use.

Iceland would make the most sense

>>71262786
Not yet

>>71262776
fuck that political crap, they've been our bros for centuries and they make up the biggest immigrant group here

>>71261840
ireland or france probably

>>71262824
>They do nothing of any use.
They do bunda. You're jelly because you do chavs.

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Molvanîa

>>71262826
Do you support Quebec sovereignty? If you do then I will support Transylvanian independence and start shilling it.

>>71262117
>Brazil is next world superpower
i can live with this

>>71262419
No please

>>71262895
I guess, I don't know much about Quebec

China or India

>>71262848
>bros for centuries
Dude, you don't rape your bros.

Germany

Australia-New Zealand
Russia- Belarus or Serbia

>>71262951
Go with Indonesia

>>71262882
Need to read that desu

Germany

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>>71261840
Ireland again

ireland!

>>71262812
Hoo-ouuu hold up there.
We might be shit I admit it. But do not say we do anything of use. We export the best ladybois in the hole fuck8ng world. Also your country is in the verge of collapse

>>71263039
>>71263083
Making the paddies salty

>>71263134
>verge of collapse.
Literally how? We ain't fucking perfect, but we are far from collapse.

>>71263134
>brazil
>calling another country collapsed

go fuck a monkey and improve your gene pool jungle nigger

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Greece

Italy
t. spain

none cuz I shit on this kike hoax known as the UN.

>>71263384
>>71263397
Got'cha on a soft spot there muhammad?

San Marino a qt!

>>71261840
Probably New Zealand because of geographical closeness.

Mongolia

>>71263714
PNG m8

They were an Australian territory for a few decades too

>>71263609
About 5% of the population is Muslim.
Say there is a fifty fifty split between male and female.
So we have 2.5% of uk population that may be called muhammed. If they all were that would mean that aprox 1,6 million people in the UK are called that. Meaning that you only have 2.5% chance of guessing our names. If we were both called that then the chance of you getting the names right would be about 1.25%

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>>71261973

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Sweden <3

>>71263819
K

Finland

>>71261873
east timor or some shit no one wants

Idk, Argentina?

>>71261840
France and UK.

>>71261973
>>71263899
Fuck both of you neets

>lowkey fishing for (You)'s
>but at the same time extemely serious

>>71261840
We divide Chile in West Chile and East Chile, and then we pair between ourselves

>>71261840
Brazil, Mexico or Ecuador

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>>71263993
>>71261882
I am really sorry Sweden, but after you destroyed your country the only one for us is Eesti.

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>>71264907
Some shitty micronation filled with slavs?

Nu uh. I'll stick with swedes thank you.

>>71261840
Canada because I am that lazy kid in class who doesn't want to move out of his seat when it comes time to do work with a partner

>>71264907
t. kang

>>71265031
t. cai-göran

>>71265057
t: anti-autism defenceforce.

>>71265031
If we can leave the Northern Somalia part of Sweden out and take the rest with us I am in.

Monaco, we have the best flag

>>71262940
countries don't have balls so its not gay.

Ireland or France

>UN asks
stopped reading there

>>71265203
you should go with Poland

Liechtenstein

>>71261840
Depends on who would decide it.
If the men then probably Serbia or Belarus.
If the women then Turkey i guess.

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>The United Nations has asked every country to replace their diet with bugs

Would you?

germoney

>>71262093
Comonwealth confirmed :3

>>71262523
This. Río de la Plata strong

>>71261840
United Korea. If they don't mind.

>>71261840
Estonia :)

Denmark.

>>71261840
Nobody.

>>71261840
Britain or France probably.

Israel

Benelux without Wallonië

A fucking leaf, desu

>>71261840
hungary

>>71270571
>Israel
They don't have partners only hosts.

>>71264453
>west/east
yeah because we have so much on those directions

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>>71270751
>implying Israel isn't the leader of the UN
>implying it isn't the jews saying countries must pair together.
>implying they won't manipulate the jews in control of the US to join them.
>Implying all the true jew world leaders, won't fix fake wars, and create massive nations.
>implying all the non jewish states won't be purged.
>implying it won't create a handful of countries all controlled by the same organisation in perpetual war with one another in order to control the population and stop rebellions.
>implying this isn't going to happen anyway.

>>71271296
>implying Israel isn't the leader of the UN
Because Jews are the chosen one.
>implying it isn't the jews saying countries must pair together.
What is wrong with it? All people should get together, just leave Jews some free space in Israel.
>implying they won't manipulate the jews in control of the US to join them.
Jews never manipulate, that is anti-semitism my friend.
>Implying all the true jew world leaders, won't fix fake wars, and create massive nations.
Massive nations are good. And there are no fake wars.
>implying all the non jewish states won't be purged.
Some nations have to take responsibility for their anti-semitism (poles for example)
>implying it won't create a handful of countries all controlled by the same organisation in perpetual war with one another in order to control the population and stop rebellions.
>implying this isn't going to happen anyway.
What are you talking about, you should eat something and go see your psychiatrist he will give you medicine.

>>71261840
Serbia.

They are our little brothers.

Azerbaijan.

>>71265490
Mountain Jews just got more money.

Andorra tbqh

>>71271877
i'm not falling for your cucked memes jew

Brazil

Japan <3

Nazi regime

China

Germany

¡San Escobar!

Unironically Canada

canada
we fight sometimes but it's only natural for married couples

>>71264608
I call dibs on Colombia <3

>>71261973
and fuck you we already have Colombia

>>71278512
Spain can have mexico as you are their only slightlysuccessful colony

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>>71275389
>>71275326
>>71262951
So many cucks in pooland

>>71278799
thats chilli tho

Probably Belgium, since everyone else is taken

Kosovo.

>>71263083
Agreed
Any time we try to not cooperate with the Brits They fuck us

Or we fuck ourselves

>>71279551
Kosovo is already yours, Shqip.

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>>71279823

>>71280037
Where the fuck is albania

Malta plz

>>71261840
NZ

Daddy UK, of course

LEAFPOSTERS NOT WELCOME

>>71281688
Can we tag along?

>>71281835
You guys can go with Canada, just as Australia can go with New Zealand. Our 6 countries are perfect mirrors of each other

>>71261840
El Salvador (and belize our rightful clay)

>>71282232
>You guys can go with Canada
You take Canada
Brits were ours first
(Well actually we were theirs but nevermind)

Poo Peeland, of course.

>>71261840
Naturally it would be New Zealand.

If we wanted to actually be powerful and not get btfo'd if in this instance conflict was more prolific, then China.

>>71261873
Surely one of your wonderful neighbours would love to pair with you. :)

>>71262666
KEK

>>71282337
but muh special relationship

;_;

>>71283181
They genocided us a couple of times.
We car bombed them.
But we still mutually hate Northern Ireland that bond is stronger than all others.

>>71278933
it's literally stockholm syndrome at this point

Portugal or Italy I guess.

>>71261840
I don't, the UN is a joke

It'd have to be NZ or Canada.
We're as similar as you can get without being the same.