>Scandinavian """civilization"""

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>>71260949
You should have posted some iberian text from that era in comparison.

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>>71260949
WE WUZ VIKANGS N SHIET

>>71260949
Lazy fucks ! We had no such waste time that we could of created art. We have fought, and worked those who didnt want to do that, they freezed and starved. Only the strongest survived. We put our focus to make great nations, not to fantasize about it and make pictures of it.

and now compare them as they are today: spain a corrupt, nonfunctional country that's falling behind, and sweden, one of the best countries in the world by most metrics.

Nice to see all the extreme jealousy, warms my cold nordic heart.

>>71261793
This.

>>71261793


>sweden, one of the best countries in the world by most metrics.


except that whole bankruptcy issue

>>71260949
That runestone is aesthetic as fuck

>>71261868
thanks suomi
>>71261906
DELET THIS

>>71261226
He makes such a cute grill.

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>>71261978
Will fucking put you down clown.

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>>71262026
I've been doing martial arts for decades as well.

>>71261868
greatest ally <3

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What we lack in craftable materials, we make up for in everything else

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they had to deal with cold weather all year, they hadn't got time for pussy art.

we lived on easy mode

>>71262181
Tell me more about """"nordic culture""""

>>71262181
>somebody took the time to make this list
autism

>>71262318
Would you like some Fika?

>>71262181
>that meme pictue of Swedish women
They aren't that attractive t.b.h.

>>71262313
t. alberto svensson

>>71261868
t. cai-göran

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>Southern Europeans have strong jaws, pointy noses and rectangular foreheads, but their complexion is usually darker than Central and Northern Europeans.
>Slavs have a lighter complexion but low rooted noses, weak chins and kind of oval shaped heads.
Notice anything? Yes, you're right! Both general features complement each other! We should encourage the selective breeding of the two races to create a whole new race of super aryans. Imagine all science advances, all the economic growth those new people could bring to the former Untermensch states.

>>71262651
We already did, it was called the Visigoths. And it would've worked if not for those damn arabs.

>>71262540
I have literally no idea of what fika is

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>>71262181
This is what a real Native American looks like.

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Temperatures in major cities:
Coruna: 20ºC
Bilbao: 20ºC
both cities above 43ºN
Porto: 19ºC
Málaga: 19ºC
Valencia: 17ºC
Seville: 17ºC
Lisbon: 16ºC
Granada: 16ºC


ahahahaah how can Scandinavia even compete

>>71262944
Temperatures in major scandinavian cities:

Copenhaguen: 5ºC
Bergen: 5ºC
Stockholm: 2ºC
Oslo: 0ºC

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>>71263003

>>71262944
>>71263003
>>71263032
>hotter = better
Better move to africa then, where you belong.

Nordic societies being so efficient & rich with so little corruption has a lot to do with the climate. The harsh land forges a people with strong spirit. Meanwhile, a warm and kind climate creates a weak and lazy people who cheat to get around having to work.

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>>71263133
I know, I already made a referenc to that, but I prefer it this way.
It's just so comfy being lazy and warm

high temperatures yesterday by the way

>>71263205
my latina gf is actually getting used to the cold. I'll make a nord out of her yet

yesterday when we took a walk and it was 6 degrees outside she said the cold "isn't that bad". kek

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>>71260949
Old Norse civilization was all about literature, not sculptures and the like.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skald

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prose_Edda
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetic_Edda
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagas_of_Icelanders
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings%27_sagas
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_tales_of_Icelanders
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contemporary_sagas
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legendary_saga
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivalric_sagas
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saints%27_sagas
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishops%27_sagas

Note that during this time basically all the rest of Europe was a theocratic Christian shithole, and published no valuable works of literature because people were too busy with various superstitions and stupidity.

>>71263287
you shouldn't date people outside your ethnic background. you should make a lot of nordic babies, since you guys are a big minority in the world.

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>>71261793
Sweden is a crime ridden shithole compared to Portugal

>>71263301
>replying to a shitpost seriously
fellow autist bro from the land of fire and ice, please

>>71262181
>Easthern and Mediterranean Europeans
>Intellectual prowess 6/10
lmao
m
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>>71262313
But they are vastly genetically superior

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>>71263003
That's not a bad thing, M'beke.

>>71263133
While I do generally agree with you, why are Russia and the Canadian Arctic such shitholes then?

>>71262181
This pic amaze me. As it contain high levels of autism and at the same time really stupid. Is it possible to be autistic and down syndrom at the same time? Well now we know.

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>>71264259
Not him, but Russia is a shithole because it's filled with Russians. I was not aware that northern Canada was a bad place.

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>>71261611
See African "culture"
>Hahaha look at those primitive subhumans, they didn't even make art or architecture, just mud huts, pointy sticks and crappy little idols, clearly us white men are superior

See Scandi "culture"
>*sheds tear* Us scandis were so manly an' shiet, we didn't have time to waste on art, these mud huts, pointy sticks and crappy idols areproof of our superiority

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>>71265038

>>71265038
That's an axin'

Anyway goths from swedish gotland rekked by roman empire basically by accident. Can you say the same, blackie?

>>71264768
Northern Canada is extremely underdeveloped and the majority of the population are Natives. The small towns that do exist have higher crime rates than anywhere else in the country
>>71260949
>Iberian
More like Phoenician and Carthaginian settlers

>>71261793
t. Rape capital of Europe

>>71266686
stop being stupid pedro

>>71266672
Actually the Lady of Elche is Iberian craftsmanship and there are several others like her that have been uncovered, read up on it.

>>71266686
That meme stems from an intentional misunderstanding of statistics. It is not accurate.

>>71266686
Europe doesn't have a capital. Though if it did then Stockholm would be the best choice.

>>71263205
Yesterday it was too hot. I'm saying this even if I live in one the coldest areas of yesterday temperatures

And just lol at preferring summer climate of the Iberian Peninsula. It is a fucking oven

>>71261611
>we
We're not Scandinavian.

>>71261868
like a good lapdog

>>71262734
actually arabs came because they were on a civil war, some Visigoths asked for their help.
also Visigoths were actually assholes.

>>71263003
fuck off.

i'd rather not have sun for 11 months a year rather than being poor up in this motherfucking shithole and not even having AC

IT'S OVER 50° RIGHT NOW AND I DONT HAVE A FUCKING AC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>71264126

>mfw tried to go ice skating but couldn't due to warm weather

Damn climate change

>>71262181
I don't get the Scandi women meme
They're below average, and at least to me they look like Belgian or Dutch trannies

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>>71268080
An absolute fucking disgrace to be honest. Here they even had to postpone "Vikingarännet", a popular 80km ice skating race, by a week because the ice wasn't thick enough to bear the weight of the machines that are used to clear the track.