/brit/

god facebook games were shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjERnmcjbAE

tune

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are suzy

why do girls like being choked? Literally all 12 of the girls ive fucked have liked it at least a bit, some of the shy ones loved it

>>71249751
god
I'm reminded of infamous gangsters where every fuckwit in my school couldn't pronounce infamous correctly

>>71249801
because other girls like to be choked
girls see that and decide to become it

>>71249765
>>71249765
Well?

think im getting addicted to fish finger sandwiches lads

>>71249840
dont have a strong opinion one way or the other

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business idea: buy a house near the pennines and go walking at the weekends

>>71249789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KOvWPBhG2c

shan't be listening to that

>>71249864
bob the builder> nigger music

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feeling like i should do a suicide

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>>71249977
just go outside when it's light and go for a lengthy walk
that'll clear your head

>watch 4 lions
>reminds you of when yo almost killed yourself using the same shit
ah yes

>>71249977
just go outside when it's light and go for a lengthy walk
that'll clear your head

>>71249991
>>71250009
WOW WTF NO WAY

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Indian food's pretty good when you make it yourself

takeaway stuff is generally shit most of the time though

>>71249977
It's just the night time blues, you'll be right by tomorrow morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_pcFoxYntA
live right around the corner from 7:42
honestly none of that situation is surprising at all lol

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ah yes the runts

>>71250072
Me on the top right

>>71249751
this was the shit version of Forces of War

Thread's a bit slow

have the /brit/ night crew all gone on strike
or have they all gone and done a 'cide?

>DR Congo is the same size as western Europe

wtf

>>71250111
halo

>>71249977
dont do it lad x

>>71249660
I think the same way desu, my older brother was diagnosed with depression in his teens and took anti-depressants, I think it really stunted his development. he's objectively alright these days, does well at uni, has a job, has a gf and seems to have friends (much better than me and most of the sadcases here lmao) but I just can't stand him, he seems to have the mental development of a child. he's a big reddit aficionado and is obsessed with red letter media and similar shite humour, and just has a very limited knowledge of the world (got into this weird argument with him recently where I said sean connery could play him well because he's british, he kept going "no he's scottish", took me a while to realise he thinks british and english are synonymous)
It may just be that he's especially bad around family (from what I've seen) because imo it wasn't the antidepressants that fucked him but rather the shame of being labelled mental by a psychiatrist, he can't seem to get over it
There've been times in the past where I suspect myself of mental illness but once I realise it's all bullshit I feel fine. problem with those psychiatrists is they remove the burden of responsibility from yourself which is the best way to feel better, unless you're some heroin-addict completely devoid of self-restraint. I find the best thing is eating healthy, being active and most importantly is sleeping well, I suspected schizphrenia for myself mainly because I saw a doco once were some 18-20-year-old developed symptoms where he would wake up in the morning with all these spots and lights before his eyes and just lost all motivation in his life. similar thing happened to me where I was going to bed at 10-11 each night, minimum of an hour before I fell asleep and then waking up the next day at 11, just couldn't get out of bed and felt tired all the time. now that I've reined it back to 8 hours a night, eating veggies and swimming laps every other day I feel great

Cant listen to a few of my favourite albums anymore because they remind me of very dark times lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DHh7YJlMDU

O O O MAN KUMFO PERT WUN TWO AND TREE

>>71250194
tebatsaasula and 2016 are the best ones

>>71250143
Dr. Congo, I'm Leopold.

going to throw out the bin bag

it has cans in it which have had piss in it the cans. in the bin

love cycling 2bh

>>71250214
WALAARALRALRALRALRARLAAQWALARLAALRA

>>71250256
great post

>>71249789
can't believe I watched the whole thing

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Got tagged in this on Facebook

do northerners recycle?

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>>71250281
>When they shoot the car and it starts bleeding

>>71250327
its unironically their official film industry, I thought it was just jokey home productions at first

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>>71250342
How did you find that one out?

Is there a list somewhere of their films?

I have some weed and valium and need something to watch

>>71250307
yes

shall i be making tea? yes

shall i be using my own milk? no

shall i be fukcign STEALING milk? YES

do i rate milk thieves? no

>>71250406
lies

really want to shag a mature woman desu lads

>>71250436
Ofc northerners recycle. Even monkeys can put things in to separate bins.

tonight i shall STEAL as much MILK as i so FUCKING well PLEASE

>>71250490
superb post

>>71250473
Then get off 4chan and go do it m80.

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>>71250495
ok

>>71250512
dunno how

well so i as much as shall i tonight

>>71250534
just be yourself

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>>71250519
do you like this slag

>>71250589
cheers mate i'll try that xx

Watching Westworld lads
Not sold as of yet, seems to be quite a few holes in the premise and some of the acting is shite

>>71250490
>even northerners can put things into separate bins

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It's my birthday lads.
>another year on this planet with no gf
might do a 'cide later

>>71250563
na take it ez are luv

>>71250611
watch mhmm instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14oAb5uin30

God save our graaaaaacious queeeen
loooong liiiiive ooooour noooooble quuueeeen
goooood saaaaaave ooooooouuurrrr queeeeeeen
seeeend heeeeer viiiictoooorious
haaaaaappy and gloooooorious
loong to reign over us
goooood saaaaaave ooooooouuurrrr queeeeeeen...
B-B-B-B-B-B-BURGABOY
WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP

>>71250621
If you can't get a gf then maybe try getting a boyfriend instead.

have a theory on why communism failed: eastern euro and russian countries were so shit it was doomed to fail

why does harry potter need glasses? couldn't they fix his eyesight with magic?

>>71250697
Shite writing

manipulating chinese girls

>>71250708
fuck off

>>71250697
they should desu

in the universe things like muggle illnesses are easily cured but damage done by magic is permanent/more difficult

>>71250696
Soviet communism wasn't real communism. It was a totalitarian exercise in Stalin getting his dick wet fucking a shit load of countries.

now this is EPIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2OxhPCNyo

>>71250697
Why didn't they just get a gun and shoot Voldemort?

>>71250739
No. THIS is Epic.
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg

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>>71250759
Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker.

got a big ERECT willy

>>71250591
is this drawing meant to be depicting a human?

might do a 'cide

>>71250738
Don't tell Anti communists this

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>>71250806
Slap it around m8

>>71250806
Give it back to whoever you stole it from.

doing a black metal listen

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>>71250809
ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxqBuvUR-y4

>>71250845
*whomever

>>71250836
It's more fun pointing out to antifa peoople how facist they behave.

>>71250869
*whatever

>>71250886
Authoritarians right or left should be shot

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>>71250884
must be grim to have your only redeemable trait be that you have a lot of money

>>71250928
where's your perfect body?

>>71250928
ah yes im sure hes VERY broken up about it

fucking mong.

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>>71250945

emina

agnam

>>71250946
he's as insecure as a 12 year old on his social media though

Eating a handful of spiders lads.

who remembers that sudanese guy who i btfo hahahhaa

>>71250946
>implying hedonism leads to real fulfillment

Bilzarian is like a discount zyzz

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just ate a shrimp flavored maruchan instant ramen noodles and the little shrimps in it had the poo still in them

gross desu

woulda taken a pic but i ate it already

What's your street name, /brit/ anon?

>>71249801
I want to know too

Just seems uncomfortable and scary

>>71251066
nigger

>>71251028
tell us what are your redeeming qualities then?

posting on 4chan and playing video games and being a virgin don't count

>>71251066
ur mum lives on easy street and it ain't cause she's rich or having a good life

>>71251047
Epicureanism is the way to go, goyfar

>>71251066
Kensington

>>71251089
doing an engineering degree at a top 100 school
I have a group of friends that care about me and multiple pseudo-gfs
I don't have to pay for prozzies to pose in pictures for social media

>>71250884
breasts are disgusting

Really want a MILF gf to teach me things and take care of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhK0NqXrIY

>>71251113
I quite like what I've read of the Epicurean life philosophy. Funny how the Stoics and Epicureans considered themselves rivals but a lot of the actual actions they undertook to better their lives were very similar. Convergent evolution of ideas almost. Except the Stoics did it more smugly. Faggots.

>>71251144
>Yanks just can't stop chatting shit on the internet

>>71251151
What is your relationship with your mother like, anon?

>>71251151
Same except a Giantess MILF minimum 7 foot tall but still soft and pleasant

>>71251118
thought he was talking about nicknames haha

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New profile pic

alright mate, just check this out

put 58008 into a calculator

turn it upside down:

boobs

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>doing an engineering degree at a top 100 school

doing an engineering degree at a top 100 school

>>71251204
*bursts out laughing*
*redo it 10 times*

>>71251204
Have you tried 5318008 too? Shit is so cash.

>>71251197
Black people always on your mind

>>71251186
Good enough, why?

>>71251144
that's literally nothing special at all in fact it's quite average
a redeemable quality is something that sets you apart from the rest in a positive way
you don't have any of that

i'd rather have dan bilzerian's money than any single aspect of your pathetic existance and so would anyone else

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVD9j36Ke94

>>71251245
>that's literally nothing special at all in fact it's quite average
never said it was
>a redeemable quality is something that sets you apart from the rest in a positive way
interesting definition you've made up there

I too would rather have dan's money than be in my current situation, but I would not want to be him. you must be fucking thick

>>71251280
I'm deaf can you give me a synopsis

business idea: design a machine that does mathmematical computations for people

>>71251281
Would you want to be one of his girls?
>good allowance every week
>relatively light sex-schedule
>no meaning to life

>>71251298
It's like the sound you'd imagine someone making while they die only not as good.

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>>71251322
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr NO?

>>71251316
he'd probably make you eat his poo or something though

>>71251331
giving me legitimate unease that chink face

>>71251281
lol you're so fucking cucked and you can't even see it you impotent little worm

>>71251350
Nah he's a good boy

>>71251331
Is this a female or a little boy?

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>you impotent little worm

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threads full of weird crap gays

>>71251369
t. neet

imagine if we had no elbows lmao

>>71251390
LOL

>>71251390
video

thailad more like dumbo boy

>>71251388
>threads full of weird crap gays
And there's none more homosexual than you

>>71251400
I don't know why you're this insistent, they're not even good.
>>71251410
catchy

>>71251422
pls hurry xx

>>71251365
I keep telling the Jan man to ban his ass but he's apparently he's been asleep for like 3 weeks

incredible how a real person can be in the uncanny valley

>go to look up something on youtube
>forget what i was going to look up seconds after deciding to look it up
fuck you

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this cant be right, right?

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>>71251418

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>>71251418
REAL DEPRESSION HOURS WHO UP

SMASH THAT POST BUTTON IF YOU CRYING

>>71251432
haven't even got an idea xx

>>71251467
hmmm no this wont do

hurry up aha xx

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>>71251457
aha

>>71251453
Hispanics are included in White

>>71251444
seems janny only listens to brits, argies and jews
>>71251453
that's right, a white country and also a shithole. Surprise surprise, the race superiority is all memes

chinese girls are really gullible

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>>71251478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHrhCYlLAMs

>>71251453
America includes Arabs and Hispanics as "white".

>>71251496
horrible post

dont reply to me again until the videos done.

>>71251494
Are you surprised? The Chinese are the niggers of Asia.

>>71251512
You're going to need a trip so I can avoid it.

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>>71251532
>>71251496
>>71251467
>>71251422
>>71251390
alri thailad

>he replied to me again before the videos been made

hmmm not a fan

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>>71251543
alri tim

>>71251485
white skinned hispanics yes, just like Spain is white

thailad have you ever seen a ladyboy standing proud aka sporting an erect willy in public?

is thailad a good lad?

>>71251563
>Spain
>White
>Hispanics
>White
The real question here is whether the Americans count Argentina as being white.

>>71251589
not that I've noticed.

>>71251601
But you're keeping an eye out right?

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im 5'9" and 12.6st (approx.) with low body-fat

>>71251626
yeh

>>71251601
keep an eye out for it

>>71251489
hardly any puerto rican could even pass as spanish lmao

>>71251634
ok

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>5'6

>>71251597
wait so italians, french, Portuguese, and most other euros are "white" but Hispanics are not? this shit keeps getting more and more retarded. You do know no one is purely white at this point, right? Unless you count remote Scandinavian areas

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night lids

she said my meme game was on point

>>71251596
No he's annoying tripfag

>>71251489
>>a white country
>puerto ricans actually believe this

why are latin americans so complexed? they all think they're 100% galician, its sad

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thairad!

thailad has a nigger gf

reckon he makes her call him massa and pick cotton in the bed

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>>71251694

>>71251630
Good lad.

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>thailad has a nigger gf

>reckon he makes her call him massa and pick cotton in the bed

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>>71251697
good lad i say

>>71251697
can confirm (i am the afore-stated nigger gf)

>>71251640
many of us are literally identical until we open our mouth. Not that I want to look like them. Fortunately I have nigga lips so I won't be confused with those people
>>71251689
you have no idea what you're talking about unless you're the salvadorian immigrant who shitposts here.
See above. I don't ***want*** to be Spanish. I don't care about race. I just pointed out how stupid it is that for you assholes the Spanish aren't white but the french are. When will /int/ accept that it's not race what makes you superior, but culture?

>>71251650
Hispanics are white but are a subsection that's large enough to be grouped seperately.

The odd thing is how the US government treats race. Filipinos are classed as Hispanics, Arabs are white etc.

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When did drones get so cheap?

(43 quid)
(54 usd)

>>71251729
IS bulk purchases have really given the chunks a great economy of scale.

>>71251729
>having your currency set to bitcoin
nerd

>>71251722
im not a white supremacist, but i live in a white country and visited puerto rico. its not white. at best maybe half the people had light skin. It was a country of swarthy brown eyed people with jet black hair. Not a white nation. Even sicilians and andalusians have people with blue eyes and red hair which I didnt see once in PR.

>>71251729
those ones are shit, that's why. anything decent is twice that
also the state of the sterling

>>71251722
Culture is intrinsically tied to race you dumb spic faggot

>>71251729
Might have to invest in one then, I've wanted a good one for ages but they're so fucking pricey I didn't get one

IM GOING STREPSILS MAD!!!!!!!!!!111111

we'll go doopin mental

>>71251750
o-ok
>>71251769
:(
>>71251782
there's massive discounts on all of them.
>>71251805
I almost bought one but I know I'd use it once or twice and sling it in the cupboard to be forgotten about. Or kamikaze it for banter

>>71251823
not that again

im six foot 1 and 10 stone 7lbs

>>71251840
sounders firm would heem any british firm

>>71251831
tbf same, seeing drone racing videos it looks cool but realistically I have no use for one

where can I download junko yagami in flac

should I buy bitcoin is now a good time

>>71251852
I tried justifying it to myself like.. "oh I could park it ground level to watch for pizza deliveries and shit" but that's retarded. There's no point. :/

>>71251876
dont know dont care never speak to me again filtered

>>71251903
shame really because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR4Gq9qfpnM looks fun as fuck

should I buy great britain sterling is now a good time

>>71251812
I don't think you can OD on Strepsols mate. Get on the Beecham's Flu Plus instead.

>>71251920
They have this kind of thing on TV every weekend here. Not strictly drones, like remote control planes and helicopter models and shit.

>>71251781
>swarthy
you mean tan, because we live in a tropical island?
>brown eyed people with jet black hair
so for you, "white" is exclusively white blue eyed blondes? Because that's hardly a majority anywhere but in nordic countries.
>>71251791
proofs

>>71251942
oh fuck off korean billy you coin slot eyed cunt fucking gook really starting to annoy me now

>>71251959
it's the sports of the future

>>71251975
>He voted Trump

>>71251995
Wouldn't you have?

thairorke
thairacist
thainazi FUCK

more fitting names for this CUNT

>>71251983
I can unironically enjoy watching cs:go pro matches. We're doomed as a species.

>>71251964
I barely consider most southern spaniards, italians and greeks to be whites. There are north africans that look far more european than them.

Basically, the WHITEST people in your country come from countries that are already loaded with swarthy people with north african and arab admixture from hundreds of years of literal arab occupation. Its like as if a bunch of albanians founded a country and mixed with the natives there and also imported blacks. I wouldnt consider it a a white nation.

People with any significant indio admixture are classified as metis here.

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>>71252010
Commies out

>>71252020
you bloody disaster
BASTARD

>>71252014
idk I'm not into esports but I like that there's less money in it and significantly less corruption than in things like FIFA

>>71252020
wtf! delete this!

>>71252035
woah, hey there.
>>71252036
give it time.

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>>71252020

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>Watkins you referred to the girl as “my little fucktoy” and that sums up how
you regarded her. Not as a human being but simply as a sexual object there for
your pleasure.
>You Watkins then said you could not wait to get mother and daughter taking
crack cocaine.
>You spoke of whoring her out to fat
old men who would pay thousands. You
went on “she needs to know mummy and
daddy don’t love her she is just there
to make us cum”. You spoke of torturing her for fun.
>Count 11 to 13 relate to the taking of photos by P of the little girl’s genitalia and sending them to you Watkins. Count 14 relates to you P penetrating your daughter’s vagina with your finger and sending a photo of that and similar images to Watkins. Your response
Watkins was to say you could not wait to stretch her.
>The lengthy split screen skype session on 12th September is again very
disturbing viewing and listening. You
Watkins encourage P to spit on her
finger and penetrate her daughter. You P do
just that with apparent enjoyment.
Watkins is masturbating throughout. That is count 8.

>>71252017
I think we need to tell Trudaeu aboot this guy. He doesn't sound very Canadian. It almost sounds like he hates the multiculti.

>>71252051
read every single word of this and fucking loved it. excellent post mate

>>71252051
I feel really bad for unironically still liking lostprophets

>those lads that died before they got to see the absolute grim state of things

Lucky bastards

>>71252051
Delete this sick filth. /Brit/ should be a safe space free from degeneracy like pictures of Welsh people.

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Me and the lads

>>71251964
The proof is that different races developed different cultures and that some races like your own which have low IQ have failed to produce anything of value ever and have been unable to copy successful cultures because your racial handicap makes it an impossibility for you

>>71252051
how'd he get caught at the end

any of you lads been to a chiropractor?

housemate has said good things

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>>71252179

>>71252190
what was the point of this reply

>>71252196
mildly irritate you and mildly amuse me

>>71252196
because it's fucking /brit/

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Elsa is my waifu

>>71252215
alri cucklad

>>71252215
someone once said she looks like a black girl with white skin. i for one agree!

>>71252122
He wasn't cut out for the nonce life.

>>71252229
that was me

>>71252207
it didn't irritate me, it was a funny picture

but i was just wondering why you chose to reply to me

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GRIM

Why would you ever want to pay a brit with decent wages for work?

watched Jesus Christ the Superstar earlyer
Yarrrrr, blackmen and whitemen acting and singing

>>71249751
official /brit/ discord
https://discord.gg/54cM8

>>71252280
everyone can and should report this post

>>71252263
>hurr we should pay everyone better wages because we're entitled brats who want to live an upper middle class life while working at a factory

fucking communist hates the free market

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>>71252017
that makes sense. I wish more people saw the world that way.
>countries that are already loaded with swarthy people with north african and arab admixture from hundreds of years of literal arab occupation
but didn't many other euro "white" countries go through similar things too?

>>71252119
>different races developed different cultures
what is cultural convergence faggot
>and that some races like your own which have low IQ have failed to produce anything of value ever
ah yes, the "muh white genes are the reason for civilization" rhetoric
>and have been unable to copy successful cultures because your racial handicap makes it an impossibility for you
proof? that's right, there is none and you're pulling that out of your ass. You were simply geographically and historically lucky.

>>71252258
go away

>>71252300
uhhh you realize if we have a universal basic income of like 20k a month everyone would be rich right?????

>>71252271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eao80M8B7uo

>>71252313
sorry.... let's just forget that happened

so what's up lol?

Pirates of the Caribbean. Dead Man's Tells No Tales.
CLOSE YOUR EYES

>>71252334
>>71252340
wew

@338
fukof

>>71252331
The day will come where socialists and communists will be strung from trees

FREE MARKET AND CAPITALISM IN

SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM OUT

>>71252300
>ENTITLED SHITS SHOULD WORK 80 HOURS WEEKS FOR BELOW STANDARD WAGES SO I CAN LIVE A LIFE LUXURY AND LIESURE. WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO WORK FOR ME YOU FUCKING COMMIES

>>71252366
*sends you to the gulag*

>>71252334
im henry the hyped i am

>>71252396
>>71252400
Fuck off commie bastards

>>71252396
*decides not to work there*
*gets a job somewhere else/temporary unemployment bennies*
*that factory shuts down in the long run*
that's how the free market fixes that
you should learn some microeconomics

>>71252416
youve got a whole new script to memorise off by heart

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyoA_-QAIig

>W-WHY WON'T THE GOVERNMENT GIVE ME FREE MONEY?

>W-WHAT THE FUCK.........

need to purge socialists

>>71252446
CAPTAIN BARBOOOZA
WEWCOME TO SIGGAPORE

>>71252481
hey mate I was wondering if you could stop posting or adopt a trip so I can filter you?

>>71252500
JACK SPARRRROW
DO YOU KNOW THIS PIRATE

>>71252215
dam jordyn jones looks like that?

UBI in ontario soon, will become a neet in toronto, and pandandle in the subway during the day, shitpost by night

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>>71252481

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>>71252504
no to both

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>>71252588

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>>71252588

>>71252307
lmao that shit is so retarded you should feel embarrassed for saving it.

making a hot drink (tea) with milk (stolen)

>>71252681
from whom? woman nor cow, surely

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>>71252588

listening to lorde and considering drinking half a litter of vodka mixed with pineapple juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8wRr8drbCM
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>>71249751
Had one of these to fend off the ol' 'vation. Tastes like suburban poverty.

Had a go at the ol' 'ipe as well. Ngl, the 'bacco tasted like bad spice and burnt popcorn. Though I'll be damned if I didn't look like a badass.

Probably gonna keep it a once a week thing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05cQiEvf1yv

>>71252690
the kitchen. im adopting the 'eye for an eye' principle; my milk has been getting stolen by some cretin for a few weeks now, well tonight they'll be on the receiving end of the current dairy-based crime spree

>>71250495
Getting it off doorsteps at 5am after the milkman's been? I did that a few times too. Always left at least one bottle on the step but I had no money and no food and no electricity for months. Started to get a bit ridiculous.

Once on the way home from school one of the mad lads walked up someone's garden, gabbed their bottle of milk, downed it in one then lobbed the bottle into the garden, it smashed on the path. Broad daylight. Mental.

I regret doing it, hope no milkman got in trouble. Hope you're only doing it out of desperation and I hope your circumstances improve.

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i was neet for 4 years after uni and made up a load of shit about working abroad and looking after my sick father and got a decent job in an accountancy department as soon as i actually started looking for work and i just bought a new car

>go on date wiht girl from bumble
>like her but shes not into me back
>dont talk to her again but stalk her twitter without her knowing
>she uploads a podcast with her and her friend talking about bad tinder dates
>don't click on it for days thinking that it will just ruin whatever self confidence I have
>finally listen and she didnt mention me at all

PHEW

Je suis elliot rodger

>>71252770
what you on about plonker

>>71252766
that's not how you do it, you should ejaculate in the milk, wait until the bottle has been depleted and then leave pregnancy tests in front of their door

>>71252706
My mate once went out with a French girl. They obviously had amazing sex, but they could never understand what the other was saying. I remember me and another mate cracking up as we listened to them talk to each other but having two completely unrelated conversations.

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> gonna buy a car
> still don't have a licence
Ah, the ol' 'ife.

It can lie in the DESIGNATED parking, collecting dust until I pass my driving test.

>>71252819
sick fuck

>>71252831
i passed my test when i was 17 in a manual car you fucking cuck

>>71252819
'no'

>>71252815
You know milkmen? Do you know what a milkman is?

>had a wank to a lad pumping his balls and putting bad dragons up his arse
wonder what i meant by that

>>71252843
if you can't handle the milk get out of the kitchen

>>71252826
us being shit at speaking english is not a meme although I'll attribute it to our education system before blaming it on some genetic disease affecting our larynx

>>71252852
I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

deadly white powder

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>>71252846
You're probably one of those freaks of nature who got a driver's licence at the right time but the other aspects of their life are so fucked up they still post on 4chan.

This is a website EXCLUSIVELY for those of us who are developmentally stunted.

@71252852
youre chatting a load of bollocks and sound like some eejit

yes i know about that

dont reply to me again. (You) denied.

>canadian
>namefag
>shitskin
cannot imagine a worse poster

>>71252931
i think this is a sheikh situation

>>71252558
keira fucked it

>>71252885
You'd have to get up early to cuck a milkman. Milkmen are notorious shaggers. There's a term of ridicule people here sometimes have for that kid who's a bit different to his brothers: The milkman's boy. The implication being that dad was cucked by the milkman and that kid is the result.

Watch the very funny Father Ted episode "Speed 3" for an illustration of this milkman stereotype.

>>71252959
>Father Ted episode "Speed 3"
Here:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xohdmi_father-ted-3x03-speed-3-vost-fr_fun

>>71252959
hmmm interesting
*scribbles some notes down*

>>71252958
she was just eye candy and what is she now 50 or something so get a new one

do you like this epic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2OxhPCNyo

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>>71252366

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>>71252959
really makes you think

does any song encompass how it feels to be an average brit more than this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

>>71252998
hmmm pretty good

>>71253016
>>71253016
>>71253016

New thread

>>71253006
GOOD post
maybe a blur Parklife song

might be getting a gig maintaining an old lisp server

>>71252959
youre a right shite talker you are that someway

>>71253006
Real normie hours /brit/ would say this:

https://youtu.be/GNIMuvbiZcc

>>71253006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E