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cara edition
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SHAG MY ARSE
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emily
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Marion
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Having a good time on the old 'witch lads
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Kewt.
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rate the daily spotify mixes lads
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me
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>>71243927
whats the case lad
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Abune
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lads I'm VERY runk and have a headache

what do I do to get back to normal (preferably without a hangover) asap?
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>>71243928
>asking /g/ for tech advice

Would you ask /tv/ to recommend a good film?
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>>71243933
Bem
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real human bean
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>>71243961
shit
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>>71243968
Why are you screaming lad?
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>>71243906
Tablets are total crap. Browsing, even with a laptop touchpad, is infinitely more precise and responsive than a touchscreen.
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>>71243981
>diagnosed with obesity
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>>71244002
I'm not it's an anime girl
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487196224004.webm

anime
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>>71243924
looks comfy
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anyone here use deliveroo

might do a cheeky order tomorrow for lunch

bit pricey but i'm a bit of a billionaire so it doesn't matterlol
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>>71243924
why do girls do that thing with their hand?
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*looks at you*
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>>71244003
lmao, whatever nerd
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>>71243961
daily mix 4 is tippy top notch

the rest are shite
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Steak and malt liquor, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjGd2s8ndo
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>>71243933
disgusting fascist scum
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>>71243961
screeching

are you 15?
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>>71244031
because it's qt
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>>71244020
>Rebuilds
Dude pretty CGI lmao
Dude otaku pandering lmao
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spreading my arse for the first willy to come in hihihi
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>>71243927
don't go. chances are they don't have the energy to chase you for it.
i was late for turning up the second day and showed up after the selection . just pretended I didn't get chosen .i mean they probably knew i wasn't on the register but still it meant I wasn't in the running and they didn't care
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>>71244045
>shitty mid 2000s "indie rock"
>top notch

what did you mean by this?
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shit i've forgotten. whats that thing deaf people use to read with?
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>>71244072
25 mate

haha

also starting to feel sick so i'm goijng to stop srdrinking
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>>71244020
rebuilds were quality (except maybe the last one), not arsed when anybody says
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>>71244019
Oh so you're an anime girl.
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>>71244090
They get a special dog that does it for them
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>>71244083
pics
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JUST
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>>71244079
theyre good
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dickdrainers.com
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>>71244098
I am a cute girl(male)
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>>71244135
pics
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>>71244086
I meant that you're a pozz kuckold who has bad taste

mid 2000s indie rock is the best

>>71244094
same
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>>71244119
just put ur dick in
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>>71244090
eyes
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got more (your's) than anyone in this thread

keep them coming bouys

love it
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>Sources claim that the attackers shouted "God is greatest" in Arabic
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lads, what's a normal time to invite someone out for a drink on friday night?

never done it before
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>>71244191
What could his motive be? Researchers and experts are perplexed
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>>71244199
After work, whenever that is in your line of work
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Thoughts?
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>>71244172
my willy doesn't reach :/
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>>71244135
Post boipucci.
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>>71244199
something ending in -ish
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>>71244170
*was the best

if your taste hasn't matured by now you're a lost cause

anyone in their mid to late twenties who still regularly listens to Arctic Monkeys debut and unironically enjoys it needs to off themselves
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>>71244222
that's urbanbites in newtown
t. knower
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>>71244222
>Lol I drink so much I'm so nutty

In the bin.
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>>71244199
8/9pm is good if you dont know them well
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>>71244199
8-ish
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>>71244231
i have a small arse how come ur willy cant enter? maybe u need help
*put ur willy in my mouth*
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>>71244199
3am
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habds are very dry going to moisturise them lads
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>when they 'don't like the taste of water'
>when they're unironically overweight
>when they play video games
>when they don't read regularly
>when they can't cook
>when they can't run 5k
>when they can't do 20 push ups/5 strict pull ups
>when they watch television regularly
>when they vape

Runt traits lads, watch out.
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ass nigger fuck shit dog
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>>71244125
That's the opposite of just
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why is all music like 20x faster

don' understand it

maybe i'm just better

who knows
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>wish all the gary teet's ITT would do one 2bh
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>Anglican church voted in favour of some homo shit today
Fucking Protestants.
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>>71244128
Maybe if you're a dumb idiot

>>71244152
Here's a leg
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>>71244260
>>71244255
>>71244234
>>71244221
I'll say 8ish

>>71244268
you're less than helpful
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>>71244125
Why did the Germans rebuild their cities so they vaguely resembled the way they were before the bombings while we just built horrible shitty concrete cubes everywhere that was destroyed.
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>>71244292
>beautiful European architecture as far as the eye can see
>tons of history dating back hundreds and hundreds of years

>all destroyed and replaced with the ugliest shit known to mankind

dont bother replying back you scrote
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>several consistent gayposters
So my job of spamming homolust webms for months has worked.
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>>71244254
It's just a funny little quote m8

>>71244253
So it is

Fuck off USYD
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>>71244238
I'm 23, don't know if that qualifies me as mid 20s

although I've moved on a bit from the arctic monkeys

currently enjoy
>manic street preachers
>kings of leon
>kasabian
>new order
>massive attack
>the strokes
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The ultimate goal of Hare Krishna devotion is to attain Krishna Consciousness through ethical living and spiritual devotion. Devotees do not gamble, ingest alcohol or drugs, including caffeine, and restrain from sex except within marriage for the purposes of procreation.
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>>71244321
>listening to radio 4
>they're chatting about church policy for like 15 minutes
>found myself thinking 'what the fuck is this...it's 2017'
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*walks toward you*
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>>71244337
The stuff we replaced our destroyed buildings with is 1000x worse than what the Germans replaces theirs with.
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orthodox christianity is the only real christianity
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>>71244324
nice
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>>71244331
black cats are goat. so placid and cuddly

worst cats are long haired black and ginger
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>>71244346
most more homolust please
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>>71244199

8ish
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To have a glass of whiskey or not to have a glass of whiskey
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>>71244350
wew, wouldn't admit this taste in public if I were you.
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>>71244337
look at the windows and heights.
they did a good job maintaining the architecture or what was left of it
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*heems your bloody awful stinking gods*
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just shed a tear at a youtube video lads

hold me
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>>71244350
all entry level tosh
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>>71244125

i saw the model of old berlin they've got in some exhibition space opposite the berliner dom, really tragic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82U370CBync
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Anyone used meetup.com? Want to expand my friend circle to maybe actually include some women. Tempted to give it a go..

Meeting random groups of people, though. Wew..
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me visiting birmingham
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>>71244396
>e

FOY
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>>71244396
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>>71244399
why lmao, it's good taste
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cute boys :3
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Unironically matching with some very attractive girls on Tinder lads. Wish I could have just met them in real life instead though, because I hate Tinder and have absolutely no intention of setting up any dates through it.
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>>71244412
stop replying to me you fucking cretinous bag of shit
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>>71244390
*wanders off into the dusk*
All up to you now.
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>>71244350

>i've moved on from generic indie shite to generic indie shite
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>>71244125
Imagine that in less than a century, Germany did not only recover from one of the greatest and most destructive defeats in history but also managed to surpass the Brits as an economic and political power.
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>>71244437

bin everything except new order
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>>71244450
shagged a girl off tinder once

only shag I've ever had ahahaha
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>>71244437
for a 16yr old living in the mid/late 2000s perhaps.
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>>71244334
because we spent all of our money on nukes rather than actually rebuilding
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>>71244367
that show is terrible
painfully american writing
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>>71244437
it really isnt friend
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listen to: free jazz, jungle, drum n bass
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>he's over 21 and still listens to guitar music
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who is responsible for bombing this to crap?
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hitler was anti-white, he killed as many white people as possible, destroyed europe, destroyed european cities and destroyed nationalism/patriotism
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>>71244514
me soz x
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>>71244507
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>>71244450

Chat a load of bollocks for 20 messages or until you go to bed. Then say the following:

'Well it was fun chatting but I've got to go to sleep. You want to meet up at the weekend for a drink or something? My number is xxxxxxxx'

Works about 50% of the time and I'm not even attractive.
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just realised how cheap pork is lads, gonna start eating pork chops on the regular for that there protein.
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>>71244430

take benzos
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arctic monkeys were never good
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I listen to Foo Fighters, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink 182, The Strokes and Seether.
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>>71244531
rasheeds are fuming at this post
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>>71244350
>>71244437
What a trainwreck
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>>71244522
don't do it again
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smeg me arse
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Just took the ultimate redpill
British architecture has always been ugly relative to the rest of Europe

still prefer Victorian architecture above everything
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>>71244493
In retrospect spending all our money on buying nukes from the yanks was a bad idea.
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can't drink any more because i'll e sick

wish this diddn't happen
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>>71244437

you don't actually like music
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>>71244574
just keep going lad

fuck it all, why not?
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>>71244567
>>71244514
are they reconstructing it or is that a new build?

bizzaro germany
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>>71244514

they're rebuilding this and filling it with african art i shit you not
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>>71244571
Edinburgh looks better than most European cities 2bh
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>>71244504
>written by an italian
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>>71244608
reconstructing

dumb rorkes
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>>71244506
it actually is though, my runtoid fellow shitposter

>>71244487
nah, you're alright
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>>71244608
there was nothing to reconstruct but it resembles the old one with new techniques probably
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>>71244571
correct
>>71244573
also correct

and it still will be shit to this day and for many more after
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>>71244527
But that counts as setting up a date, which is EXACTLY what I don't want to do. I just want to meet girls in my everyday activities, act normally, and have the occasional qt decide she likes me for who I am. If I do Tinder dates then I know I'll get hugely fucking nervous and try to act in a fake confident alpha way all night, which isn't me at all.
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Why do we have nukes when we can only use them with the yank's go ahead? It's not like they're ours, it's like they're parking theirs in another country.
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>>71244560

t. me in 2004
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>>71244651
fantastic

has made my day

>>71244636
fuck off berg
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why are yank takeaways so expensive?

silly yanks
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>>71244637
i know taste is subjective and you're never going to admit your own taste is shit because you genuinely enjoy it but objectively you have a shit taste
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>>71244624
to think, without the eternal cuckdom, all those scottish brainiacs would have wasted away
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>>71244660
Fucking horrid, who designs this shite and thinks they did a good job.
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victorian britain was an awful place
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tickling my bumhole hehe x
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>>71244666
Business idea: pay the yanks some money to station their own nukes here to protect us and then spend what we would be spending on trident on more important things
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>>71244701
most of britain looks like it was designed by a 15 year old on a work experience placement

no joke
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>>71244560
now THIS is actually shite taste

don't why everyones having a go at me for listening to decent music when imbeciles like this are about
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>>71244334
east germany did build horrible concrete blocks everywhere desu
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>>71244708
pics
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>non-medical circumcision isn't illegal

erm what?
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what the fuck is a 'galdem'?
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>>71244667
Yup, all the shit I listened to in school I still do.

I asked my younger sister what all the other weirdos listen to nowadays in school but she didn't know,
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lads i don't know how it's happened but i have 11 really really fit matches on the ol' 'der. they're all way out of my league and just one would make me nervous but there's literally 11 of them. do i try and talk to all of them?
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>>71244728
yeah big parts of east berlin are fucking shite thanks to this
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its HUGE lads

wonder how long this would've taken in the 18th/19th century
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>>71244708
pics please
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>>71244722
Well I enjoy it.

>decent music
Like?
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>>71244660
look like Japanese houses
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>>71244728
That was the commies though they were even more retarded than us when it came to nice looking buildings.
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>>71244608
I BELIEVE that is the site of the kaiser's Berlin palace which was completely destroyed by the Russians. They're reconstructing it from the ground up
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>>71244739
how can you not get bored of listening to the same shit for your whole life
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>>71244722

he's taking the piss you utter bellend

just stop you complete embarrassment
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>>71244722
you both like the strokes....not that disimilar. His is admittedly worse, but yours is bad too.

It's like you've never heard anything outside of mainstream pop-rock lmao. Put some effort into it mate.
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cute
boys
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>hates traditional architecture
>hates british shite architecture
>hates communist wank

the german poster is an enigma
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>>71244791
you called? i'm a cute boy lol
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Absolute state of /brit/ atm honestly hope half these normoids perish in hellfire
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>>71244762
6 months
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have over 25,000 tracks on the 'ter
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>>71244768
we were far enough away to actually have commie-boos. yuros were just oppressed by commies
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Britbros, do you really love Cara as much as i do? <3
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>>71244766
do you think I'd even consider seriously recommending good music to you when your eardrums are so obviously calcified you complete ballbag
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>>71244560
enema of the state and dude ranch/cheshire cat era blink were great ngl
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business idea demolish all of east london and build loads of german palaces there
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>>71244660
>3 storey meme
>not even to accommodate a garage
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>>71244794
"""traditional""" architecture is great but recreating it exactly for new buildings is dumb 2bh

new london vernacular does it right
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>>71244777
I don't listen to music much in general, not like that's the only stuff I listen to though.

>>71244825
Guess your taste is even worse than mine if you're that scared of posting it.
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>>71244762

I saw this IRL, yes Germany is one of the 27 foreign nations I have visisted
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>>71244805
post legs
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Why are British politics so boring compared to yank politics historically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdMbmdFOvTs
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europe used to be beautiful lads, wew

imagine a world where everywhere you went was nice, unlike today where they are tourist attractions here and there
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>>71244874
wait till you read about russian politics
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>>71244824
yea shes great
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>>71244879
you do realise it wasn't all palaces and mansions everywhere right? europe is more beautiful now than ever
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>new london vernacular

this will become an ugly mistake in 10 years time as does everything in britain
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ah yes the northern powerhouse
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how much do you tip deliveroo?
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>>71244783
I've imbibed about a pint of voddy, I'm allowed

>>71244785
not really 2bh, you're probably one of those /mu/ runts who doesn't listen to anything mainstream because in your cacified mind it automatically makes it bad.
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>>71244836
Why stop at East London? Demolish the whole smelly shithole.
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>>71244631
it's a joint-american production isn't it?
the whole plot and story has such an american bias it's pathetic, from the disproportionate power americans hold in the curia to the way all the americans are le smart and conniving and all the italians are bumbling locals (except voiello, only redeeming feature)
seems that americans suddenly remembered that the catholic church existed when pope francis became popular (while having no understanding how the catholic church works with its different factions and overall structure) so they decided to make a house of cards style show while reducing all theological issue to "b-b-ut how can we know god is real??!?" evil though anyone at that top level is well past that idea
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>>71244874
remember when there were all those nonces in parliament and it briefly appeared in the news cos several people came forward and said they'd been assaulted (most of them were picked up by party members from foster homes) and one of them said a girl had died at one of these nonce meetings from being injected with drugs?
That's not in the news any more
odd that
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SO the oneitis and her housemate was over yesterday to study with my housemate (they're childhood friends, he has a gf)

She always flirted with me despite having a bf, which culminated in her sucking my dick

She didn't want to break up with her bf

Yesterday (valentines day) she was over at my house (her bf lives in the same area), and she also posted a snapchat story of a purse with the caption "from me to me", and mentioned her friend is going to cuba with her now instead of her bf, making me think they had a falling out

She wants to have a games night at my house, but my housemate wants to go out to the bars, where a girl who was really into me will be

What should I do? Games night or go out?
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>when he doesn't listen to psytrance
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>>71244909
nobody ever tips them so even £1 will make their day lad
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>>71244909
foy

we have minimum wage laws in this country
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>>71244945
Because it was bollocks
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>>71244909
You add your tip when you do the order so you don't have to worry about having change or whatever.
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>>71244824
yeh
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>>71244906
already looks like an ugly mistake
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>>71244925
fuck off turtlemong
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ummm like why dont people over 25 just kill themselves???
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>>71244874

JUST A COINCIDENCE
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>>71244947
go out, meet the girl at the bar
why would you want to try to be with a girl who cheats?
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>>71244910
yes mainstream music is bad because the majority of people are like you, plebs with a shit taste

henceforth shit music becomes popular
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>>71244978
>>71244920
>>71244905
these posts are incorrect
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>>71244976
>tfw you will never meet her
>you will never talk to her
Why even live
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gigling to myself imagining what it must be like being a complete ballbag like you lot
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>>71244996
Because we mesh really well
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Reminder: This is a normie free zone. We do this to protect you, not ourselves.
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I could not care less what music/films/books you absolute nobodies do or do not enjoy
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>inspired by older architecture
>classy, tasteful, understated

i rate new london vernacular 2bh
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>>71244969
t. nonce minister
it fucking wasn't bollocks and you know it. People thought the paedo ring at the BBC was bollocks too until it wasn't.
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provincial architecture in 2017 looks like what london got in 2007
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>>71245000
shut the fucu p you twat
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>>71244905
this desu, Western Europe (with the exception of the UK and Ireland) is the most architecturally beautiful region of the world currently
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>>71244998
shrieking with laughter

sort yourself out you complete loser
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Krishna consciousness, or bhakti-yoga, means how to act in harmony with ultimate reality—the Supreme Person. Bhakti—“devotional service”—is how the bhakta—“devotee”—and Bhagavan—“God, the possessor of all opulences”—relate.
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>>71245037
no it was bullshit
it was another leftie conspiracy theory
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>>71245025
wish i could force your head through a fine screen mesh
>>
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>demolishing this pile of shite
>putting up a traditional palace

wtf I LOVE germany now. what anti-semite is behind this revolution?
>>
It's probably past your bed time x
>>
>Eadric was one of a group of people well known in their own day as 'silvatici'. Orderic Vitalis says in his description of the English risings of c.1068-9 that many of the rebels lived in tents, distaining to sleep in houses lest they should become soft, so that certain of them were called silvatici by the Normans. ... he is not the only chronicler to make it clear that the English resistance was very widespread or to describe the rebels as taking to the woods and marshes. The Abingdon chronicle says that many plots were hatched by the English and that some hid in woods and some in islands, plundering and attacking those who came in their way... That they should have made their bases in wild country and, like the twentieth-century maquis, have been named for it, is perfectly credible."

Savage tier
>>
Which is better, a 2:1 from Oxford or a first from Exeter?
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>>71245036
tiny, dull, muted, depressing, no character. yuck. would hate to live in a building like this.
>>
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US President Donald Trump has dropped decades of US policy insisting on a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
>>
what's that subreddit where they post takeaways
>>
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>>71244986
is turtlemong an established personality now?
only saw the thread where he posted this
>>
>>71245077
oh just fuck off
"reeee no tory ministers are nonces reee lefties"
>>
>>71245103
a 1st in electrical engineering from imperial is better than both
>>
>>71245124
If you have evidence go take it to the police mate.
Go on. Go do it.
>>
>>71245103
2:1 from Oxford, easily
>>
>>71245125
>electrical
funny way to spell "mechanical" pal
>>
how do i stop feeling sick when i'm pissed

haven'g been sick uet
>>
might start going to the theatre lads and get a threatre gf
>>
>>71244432
Sauce?

What the fuck is going on here?
>>
>>71245148
I dont. But when the people who were sexually assaulted by ministers went forward to the police and the press, it disappeared quite quickly. Sort of like how victims of jimmy saville were ignored for years and years.
hmmm VERY weird.
>>
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aesthetic
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>>71245186
pre-emptive vomit
>>
>>71244947
Please respond to this post

Thank you
>>
>>71245198
It disappeared quickly because there was no evidence. It wasn't a credible story.
>>
>>71245193
>What the fuck is going on here?
it's him visiting birmingham
>>
we got e's if you're raving
and we get em for naathin
>>
why don't we build anything with big stones carved from a quarry anymore? everyone made of yellow and orange brick like donald trump's face
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>>71245160
lmao mechs are without exception utter ballbags who couldn't hack EEE if their lives depended on it

good luck being a success with a degree in mecheng, you'll need it badly
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>>71245246
because that's expensive
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>>71244925
>house of cards style show

Don't talk shit, the only intrigue is from Voiello who himself admits his influence is fake. The show is about a man coming to terms with abandonment just like our Lord and Saviour on that cross.
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>>71245186
Drink some water and get some food down you, also stop drinking.

Last time I was sick from drinking I didn't lift the toilet seat up in time haha. Cleanup wasn't good.
>>
>>71245121
imagining how those soft lips would feel wrapped around my willy ngl
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>>71245228
no, it disappeared quickly because some of the allegations were against former cabinet ministers and there were some dodgy royal connections as well (like that mate of the royals who was literally convicted of selling underage sex slaves)
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>>71245246
very expensive

if you want it you'll need to pay for it
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>>71245231
Cheeky cunt
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>>71245250
im going to try and do a masters in civil. It's true tbf, I couldn't manage EE
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>>71245246
traditional architecture is racist
>>
Last time I was sick drinking was when I was p*ssed and smoked weed

Got very nice spins :)
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>>71245198
if you're concerned about that then have i got a story for you. you're going to love this.

the labour councils and police involved were so frightened of being called racist that they deliberately buried the systematic and rape and abuse of thousands of young girls by muslims.

happened all over the country too with barely more than a headline in a few newspapers.

now that is weird.
>>
Just look at it
No fucking effort at all, not a fucking care in the world

Imagine if you could show this to a Victorian architect, he would either laugh or drop dead
>>
>>71245312
Never tried weed desu, never even touched a cig, what's it like?
>>
>>71245259
>>71245275
why don't just deprive the poor of benes then
>>
>>71245316
Interesting how what should have been national outrage was relegated to small-scale local papers. hmmm
>>
ah yes victorian england
>>
Business idea: remix a song where I just add another verse and shout "remix" a bunch
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bit sad that globalisation was only just getting started and already finished
>>
>>71245352

Looks like lego
>>
Or, better, offer employment in the construction of the buildings for a fair wage
>>
>>71245355

Weed is quite comfy and can be relaxing, but can also make you paranoid and anxious

A cig is also relaxing, but the nicotine can make you feel sick if you're not used to it, also tastes pretty bad and smells :)
>>
>what kind of building do you want mate

>just fucking anything really mate, just anything, see what you can make in 5 minutes mate
>>
>>71245408
Fair wages just pass on costs to the consumer.

Immigrants working for peanuts helps me - the end customer
>>
>>71245357
well those aren't really related areas

Barratt and Ballymore don't pay bennies so paying less bennies wouldn't affect them
>>
>>71245304
it's alright la'

EEE lads end up being fucking weirdos anyway (me inc) even though we're smarter
>>
Would you rather live in London or in Birmingham? Topping yourself is not an option.
>>
>>71245357
because government != private companies
>>
>>71245435
bars need to go all the way up to complete the prison look
>>
>>71245451
Birmingham I think.
>>
>>71245451
>the second greatest city in the world or a fucking shithole

hm I wonder
>>
>>71245442
the bulk of any development financing nearly always comes from government 2bh . more so for commerce and infrastructure but barratt's wouldn't survive with government secured mortgages for first time buyers
>>
>>71245435
not enough gargoyles for you?
>>
>>71245483
>london
>second greatest city in the world
t. arse devastated northerner
>>
>>71245483
only some of London is a shit-hole
>>
would you rather live in somalia or birmingham?
>>
>>71245456
why did private individuals take pride in architecture back in the day?
>>
would you rather live up my arse or birmingham?
>>
Hello, my name is Tim

and you?
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>>71245536
heard somalia is up and coming
>>
>>71245565
Jordan
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>>71245260
if you say so
I've only seen the first three episodes haha and it just looked like the hoc with kevin spacey, which offended because because I've seen the original UK hoc and the american one looks shit from what I know of it
I've read a bit about how it goes into his whole orphan thing and how he wants to be controlling so they don't lead a hippy lifestyle like his parents, seems weak. some of the motivations of characters are just really shallow and unrealistic, also that publicity adviser lady who always acts le smitten with jude law because he's so le dashing is tiring
though that comparison with christ sounds interesting, might give the show another chance. what irritated me more than anything though was the patchy soundtrack, tried to add intensity to scenes which I just didn't feel were there, and that "all along the watchtower" intro is mind-blowingly bad
>>
>>71245483
Calling Birmingham the second greatest city in the world is a bit of an overstatement mate.
>>
>>71245564
up your arse
>>
>>71245572
I asked what your name was, not where you're from mate x
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>the south didn't want birmingham
>the north didn't either

>they had to make a new region called 'the midlands'

screeching violently
>>
>>71245536
This question has already been asked >>71245451
>>
boring thread tbqh
>>
correct. and the answer to the second question?
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what kind of train is this?
>>
The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.
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>>71245623

Boring is as boring does
>>
glad to see this gimmick surviving from earlier
>>
>>71245639
he is agnostic
>>
>>71245626
....is yes, I did have your mumsie suck n the ol' ballbag
>>
wish i could go to a rave in the north in the early 1990s
>>
>>71245639

Literally can't make this shit up
>>
We're all victims of the architect. Architecture is the only art that you can't help but feel. You can avoid paintings, you can avoid music, and you can even avoid history. But good luck getting away from architecture
>>
>>71245575

give up on the show t b h, Sorrentino's style is really not for everyone, too italian
>>
>>71245553
dickwaving
>>
>>71245667
GOD I DONT FUCKING CARE
>>
My name is Abdul von Dirtyboy. I am a dirty little dog.
>>
*lives in the woods in the middle of nowhere*
Huh so much for architecture
>>
>>71245661
>close links to extremists
>defended extremists as a lawyer
>agnostic

lel
>>
London is absolutely full of wogs.
>>
Can you find the art in a barratt new build?
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business idea: bring back the steamy
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>>71245703
If you can avoid music then you can arguably avoid architecture
>>
just been sick all over the toilet lads

went for a shit and just puked all over the seat

had to wipe it up and i don't think the family noticed even though it was quite loud

sicked up 5 times, felt awful and it went all over the floor haha

don't know what i'm doing but feel better now, might just go to bed
>>
barratt make decent buildings in london

they assign their work experience students to the north and elsewhere
>>
>>71245752

barratt don't generally employ qualified architects.
>>
>>71245704
do you really find it that italian? aside from shooting in italy it feels very american to me, even read a few reviews which say the same (especially from italians)
>>
Unironically working within the architecture sector with the one goal in my life to make homes and office buildings in the UK less shite. You can thank me later tbqhwy.
>>
>>71245765
Go and give the toilet another round because you've probably missed some sick when you were cleaning, get a sip of water if you need it but don't drink too much or you'll throw up again, then get yourself to bed. xoxo
>>
I am barratt. Ama?
>>
>>71245749
stupid niggers and their fucking chimpanzee laughs

no really, why do niggers sound like primitive primates when they laugh. fucking zoo exhibits.
>>
>>71245765

*tucks you in*
>>
I'm so glad I'm saving myself for a girl I love guys I bet whatever lucky lady takes my purity will indeed be glad I waited
>>
>>71245816
i doule check the toilet and the floor can't see anything

sipped some water and willed it around in my mouth and i feel a bit hydrated

keep doing that thinkg where you spit before you're sick though

feel like i might have another but it's going to have to be on my floor

>>71245834
>>71245834
thanks mate
>>
I smell an arse tbqj
>>
>>71245836
Please delete this post before I cry myself to sleep.
>>
>>71245765
is it just me or do you instantly feel way better after throwing up
>>
going to bed now. i really hope that i die in my sleep haha!
>>
Way willy fanny paki poo
>>
>>71245846
Go and get a bucket and put it next to your bed lad.
>>
>>71245846
bucket, bin or plastic bag. no floor.
>>
>measure my waist
>about 93cm
>get some undies for the 100-105cm range (large)
>still feel tight

This is some bullshit
>>
>>71245870
>i really hope that i die in my sleep haha!
opposite 2bh hahahahaha

drunk off my not right now as well
>>
>>71245811

family member is fully qualified (riba part 3 and all that). Took him years to get there. Only decent jobs are in London. He enjoys it though.
>>
I'm just another weak lad
>>
>>71245925
Bet I can heem you rotten la
>>
>>71245868
yeah ifeel alright

>>71245882
>>71245903
i'm goijng to do this thanks
>>
>try to post a new
>posting from your ISP, IP range, or country has been blocked due to abuse. [More Info]

hmmm
>>
>>71245536
I would rather be a king in Gaul than a peasant in Rome

-my boy, Julius Caesar
>>
what's the difference between a blender and a smoothie maker?
>>
Pretty sure whenever I do lose it it will be magical. I'll tell her I've never done it before, then she will teach me the ropes lovingly and be so enamoured by my innocence she'll fall in love
>>
>>71245974
Creative marketing tbqh
>>
>>71245949

LOL
>>
>>71245986
When (if) I have sex I'm just going to blag it completely. Apparently you last longer if you're a deathgrip wanker so hopefully I'm sorted.
>>
>>71245806

watch La Grande Belezza and Il Divo, it's all there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1JTZ6Mki4
>>
business idea: brush teeth, drink water, and go to sleep to mitigate the effects of the voddy

other idea: drink more vodi

having trouble deciding lads
>>
>>71246043
first one obviously
>>
>>71246010
you last too long if you're a deathgrip wanker.

t. deathgrip wanker
>>
>>71246043
Other idea lad, it's still early doors.
>>
My current gf is with me because she's sick of all the Brutish men that took advantage of her before. I treat her good and don't force her into stuff she doesn't like (anal). It's really not true that nice guys finish last
>>
>>71246075
How long is too long? always been more worried of shooting fast than lasting too long desu.
>>
>>71246043

The current business model will create and prosper body positivity and an overall wellbeing of mind whereas the latter will pursue an instant and recreational enjoyment and personal escapism
>>
>>71246010
I did this and she didn't realise

couldn't cum though, had to wait until the second time to do that
>>
>>71246103
Cuckacuckcuck
>>
<go to /brit/
<see people still using the green reddit arrows

smdh
>>
>>71246010
I'm only worried I wouldn't be able to cum desu. Not worried in the slightest about cumming too quick because I exert incredible grip strength and doubt I'll be banging a busty 10/10
>>
>>71246143

I get of very quickly when girls ride me

Heavily enjoy it :)
>>
>>71246129
That's pretty immature nothing wrong with providing
>>
>>71245986
'no'

likelihood is you wont be able to get hard let alone cum. and then you spend the next months/years/however long it takes until your next sexual encounter thinking youre a physically defective freak

that if anything will make the next experience even more stressful than the last and the youll be in exactly the same situation. ha, well i say exactly, really i mean an even worse situation; perhaps even no wood at ALL as opposed to a fraction of stiffness the first time
>>
>>71246188
Just bantzing like a retard la for giggles and shits tbqh
>>
Business idea: government mandated girlfriends, as being a virgin past 21 is extremely bad for mental health
>>
Wednesday off, I could have done many hours of productive work...

Ermmm no I think I'll watch Kickstarter TV and Syrian war videos instead haha x
>>
>>71246261
Do you get tired of goons making 'Czech' puns
>>
>>71246109
to the point where the girl isn't into it any more.
>>
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FUCK

just realised i forgot to buy tobacco
>>
been sick 6 times but still feel like shit

why do i drink lads
want to go to bed but i know i'll just puke on my sheets

help
pls
>>
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>FUCK

>just realised i forgot to buy tobacco
>>
>>71246351
you've poisoned yourself with a toxin. just gotta wait it out.
>>
>>71246399
please hold my hand mate
>>
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>>FUCK

>>just realised i forgot to buy tobacco
>>
>>71246351
Christ lad, go and get a towel or something and put it on your bed then, or put it under the sheets and just throw them away in the morning. If you haven't been sick in like half an hour just go sleep.
>>
alcohol beyond a certain point is just not fun and plain shit

not sure why people do it to themselves
>>
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off on a baccy mission
>>
>>71246432
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAA-AA-EE-AAAND
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAND
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAND
>>
>>71246432
*takes advantage of your vulnerable state and violently bums you*
>>
one of my mates "has depression" and has cut off all contact with everyone and hasn't been seen for months
>>
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>>>FUCK

>>>just realised i forgot to buy tobacco
>>
>>71246499
This could literally be me.
>>
>>71246499

what is his first name?
>>
had nearly 250g of pistachios
>>
ive got spurs, that jingle jangle jongle (jungle jengle)
as i go jungling merrily along (jangle bangle)
and they say, oh, aint you glad for pringles (dingle dangle)
and that song aint so very far from wrong
>>
>>71246458
buy straights povvo
>>
>>71246499
may be me but I didnt tell anyone
and im not sure if im depressed or just sad so I dont want to try and call it
>>
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>>71246550
alri
>>
>this pringles shilling ITT
>>
>>71246534
will not remotely dox myself
>>
have a funny post but someone will surely make a new thread soon
>>
Hell's Gels
gel pen series running the gamut from crimson to noir

>>71246599
how goes it these moons
what gwarns at this time
>>
>>71246654
>>71246654
>>71246654
>>
New

>>71246653

>>71246653

>>71246653

>>71246653

>>71246653
>>
>>71246663
>>71246667
EPIC FAIL
>>
>>71246663
>>71246667
ah yes
>>
>>71246663
>>71246667

bit of a quandary
>>
>>71246499
Me without the depression
>>
>>71243927
go lad
dont be a degenerate
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