/brit/

maisie

wish i worked in a comfy office job

my mate has a job in one and he basically sits there for 80% of it playing games

>>71241879
>>71241852

shut up cunts

>>71241850
yes, would help if you ate something proper instead of oily, salty, empty carbs and sugar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mva75I0uQS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mva75I0uQS0
watching the ol' dashcam videos again lads

>>71241857
Usually about an hour or 2
most of the time I spend on reddit 2bh

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reminder

>complain about early starts and commutes
>dont even do any work
pfft dont complain then faggots

>>71241883
>>71241901
me too 2bh

i spend the rest of time reading news articles and pretending to be busy

just ate ass

>>71241907
is there a source for the original video for this

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>wake up at 8, lie in until about 8:20
>shower and get changed
>cycle 10/15 minutes into the town centre
>have breakfast and a coffee at work and a chat with the normies
>start work properly at around 10 and get whatever needs doing for the day done by lunch
>take a long 45 minute lunch break, maybe do a maccies, dominos or chippy run for everyone if it's a friday
>fuck around for the rest of the afternoon listening to music, chatting with the normies, posting on 4chan, keeping my Outlook open and phone on in case something happens and I need to look like I'm working
>leave 10 minutes early, an hour early on a friday from my flexi time fraud that I've built up during the week

ah yes, the public sector

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jellybean desu

gonna wake up at 12 noon tomorrow
the so called NEETlife

watchu gonna do with all that junk
all dat junk inside yo trunk

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Bayern 9-1 Arsenal – "German rain different to English" says Ty

who /eats lunch during work hours and then goes for a walk at lunch because eating lunch in the canteen is depressing being yourself surrounded by bluepilled nomrie denao and stacey colleagues/ here

>>71241934
What do you do?

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who /pissed/ here

would do anything to anyone eight now

that includes you :

>>71241972
>wake up at 8, lie in until about 8:20
whats the point in that? just wake up at 8:20 and get an extra 20 mins kip.

>>71241981
jellybean is the quintessential tights gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88hCdsKfWaQ

I think my musical tastes are very much a reflection of my personal lack of development. I still regularly listen to artists or bands that I listened to when I was 12. Indeed in many ways I'm not much different from then. My relatively recent foray into synth and indie music may represent an attempt to break free of this, but my inevitable return to older tracks is indicative of my failure to ever truly change...

>>71241972
u jelly belly smelly?

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naughty brit boys need to _____

>>71241992
Up at 10 past 6

>>71242001
when is gazza neville going on this

>>71242038
have latex gfs

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>saw a woman hit her child today on the bus and a man jump in front of the train and kill himself

ah yes, city life

>>71242004
no i get in my car and drive down the lidl car park and park at the back

couldn't eat lunch at my desk because the normies might laugh at the way i eat

>>71241936
Whatever People Say is the better Arctic Monkeys album mate everyone knows that

VOAT

>tfw you get so drunk it takes so long to type out posts so you huyst have to sit and whatch everyone post

>>71241972
lies.

public sector is overworked, underpaid and understaffed

>>71242017
don't know, I've always done this. just like lying there for a bit waiting for my brain to boot up while i check the news and the 'chon and the 'ddit

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>>71242018
enjoy lewd jellybean

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>>71242061

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>Aberdeen 7-2 Motherwell

>>71242009
IT

>>71241936
>Arctic Monkeys

fuck right off

>>71241880
Hahah, stupid wagies!

>>71242086
melt

>>71242060
wish i still drove to work. doing a nap and listening to the radio in the car gives you so much energy for the rest of the day.

now i just want to sleep as soon as come home

>>71242086
>gif
fuck off

>>71242059
i remember you, thought you were just bullshitting

>>71242112
VOAT

birmingham is a fucking shithole

>>71242117
stop going to bed so late then

are the 2000's the new 1990's yet?

Just going to eat some weet-bix

Troopz from Arsenal Fan TV is how I imagine every Londoner who posts on here

>>71242132
just let that gimmick die lad

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0g79mTyjE0

she wants a man from brum

any patient lads in??

everyone needs to be patient

>tfw blasting past pasty car-cucks stuck in traffic all whilst saving money and improving cardiovascular fitness

Variations On A Theme

>>71242071
This, physically cannot get out of bed the instant I wake up

>>71242155
pretty much blud

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lads if I give $50 to this youtuber I like I get a skype date with her every month

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>>71242141
*charges towards you*

>>71242149
need a gf to snuggle with

>>71242161
sounds like nigger bongos

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>>71242191
you dropped this cuz

>>71241972
This is why the country is going to shit and Germany is outperforming us

>>71242158
never

Been meaning to go to the bank for like a week

>>71242203
edgy

>>71242191
delete this post mate

*overthrows the government in a military coup*

>>71242071
I do this too desu, it relaxes me a bit after I wake up and dread another day at work.

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Any lads want to put me out of my misery?

>>71242222
>not doing internet banking

alri gran

Just spent a days wages on an estrogen blood test

Bought a chest binder too

Regarding trainers though, I'm not sure what colour or style I want anymore

>>71242215
kek, is indeed a JUST scenario.

>FUCKINGWANKSHITARSELEL
>5-1

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Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal

>>71242191
Does that include letting you watch her fuck the bull

latex is the ultimate patrician fetish.

can't believe some of the posts coming out in this thread right now

the lot of you are just right legends

keep it up haha

>03
don't you dare reply to me ever again you stupid fucking yank

should i invest in premium bonds?

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>>71242191
>even considering this

>>71242242

Have to deposit some neet bucks, I'm a cash heavy neet

>>71242262
only ever seen niggers in latex porn

>>71242239
ahh you must be gutted pal, bet you're not looking forward to seeing all the spurs fans at work tomorrow haha they're gonna banter you to dea-
oh you're a stupid fucking yank

FUCK OFF

>>71242260
>gif
fuck off

>>71242191
>$
F
O
Y

Birmingham mentioned

only got 2 biscuits left

choco chip cookie and a custard cream

which do i eat first?

>>71242215
>>71242232
>>71242280
>>71242261
give me 3 reasons this is a bad idea

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>work 9-5 5 days a week
>on saturday I volunteer at a homeless hostel 9-4
>on sunday I walk dogs from the local kennel

don't get me wrong I enjoy walking the waggy woofs and helping out and that but I just wish I had some time to myself. Might ask the ol' boss if I can work from home on mondays or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a45HNZdn55s

lmfao london

how much does house removals cost

>>71242191
The absolute state

>>71242320
Custard creams are fucking nice like.

>>71242277
no, absolutely dismal returns.

S&S ISA wrapped index funds are the way to go.

or a high (read 3-4%) interest current account if you can see the crash coming in 2019 when rates go up ;^)

>>71242333
about tree fiddy

>>71242327
fucking cuck lmao

>>71242333

About 333

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>>71242327
>he does it for free

>>71242325
what if you are depressed one month and you don't want to talk but you now have to call her?

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Luna desu

>>71242329
>that lad pulling off Ty's hat

kek

>>71242191
>asmr watchers

>work a job
>volunteer at two charitable organisations in spare time
>complain about lack of spare time

hhhmmmmm

>>71242343
erting the creammy last thanks to you

>>71242327
>>on saturday I volunteer at a homeless hostel 9-4
so stop doing this and you'll have saturday free

>>71242327
probably do the virgin walk too ahaha

nothin arsenal kid

>>71242262
I'd present you with my girls wearing moccasins fetish but I lost my folder, or maybe it's on my 'puter.

>>71242374
bullshit.

you made up some post about a guy jumping off a building yesterday too.

fucking lying leaf cunt.

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>>71242374
>Canada

>>71242358
>>71242361
>>71242400
>>71242402
very mean spirited and nasty posts

>>71242333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edRbcTXAijY
couple hundred, tops

Arsenal hahahahahahahahahaha

>when koscielny went off I bet on Bayern

Based dunphy based rte

UK dash cam videos are so grim

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>>71242422
howling and screaming

EPLEL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>71242450
They're better than American ones

>>71242427
>voluntarily give up your spare time
>waaah i have no spare time
fuck off

someone wank me off quick!!!

>>71242325
you're enabling cancer

was walking around a poor area and a mum was shouting and swearing at her child in front of everyone

disgusting. the underclasses are just filth and trash

>>71242474
just wish I had more time so I could do both Tbh

>>71242427

im proud of you for helping the doggos

used to give the gf foot massages
then kiss her feet
then start licking her souls
then i'd suck her toes and tongue between her toes

she'd moan and giggle with pleasure.

all these moments will be lost in time.. like tears in the rain. now i die.

I bet some of you guys are real funny looking LOL

could swear i just did a belting post but i didn't get a single (You)

>>71242384
How could I be depressed when I have a qt skype date every month

>>71242473
dumbest post I've ever read

>>71242499
bye

early grey

>>71242538
Baron Sugar

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the spanish gf

going to go at life full speed

why have a half go

fucking take it on haha that's me in a minute

>>71242477
*grips your willy and tugs so hard it rips out your scrotum*

oops x

>>71242520
FOY

>>71242510
Do you have an anime pillow?

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5u5j8g/dwp_ruined_my_life/

lad who posted this sounds fucking mental

>>71242418
what the fuck? that wasnt me asshole. it'll be in the papers you cuck. just wait. ill provide proofs. I also have pics of the first responders outside the station that i uploaded to /brit/
>>71242422
>403 area code

LMAO alberta is a shit hole

>>71242548
good post

>>71242510
why don't you just shag an escort every month you little twat

>>71242548
like imagining her with a hairy vagoo

>>71242555
*starts floating into space*

don't forget to finish me off!!!!

Might start lifting, my friend gave me some dumbells ages ago and I've never used them, I just want to fill out my t-shirts and feel better about myself in general instead of being a skinnyfat runt.

Lana Rhoades

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>>71242496
thanks mate

here's one of my favourites, she's a corgi/german shepherd cross

>>71242589
just be yourself mate

i along with everyone else loves you for you, not some muscly runt

>>71242601
think shes got something wrong with her foot

>>71242493
Time is finite

so many jealous poorfags ITT

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>>71242548

mine

Business idea: save the french

>>71242623
that's a lamb bone

>>71242613
Want to prove to myself that I can do it lad.

>>71242654
is that a disease dogs get? bit weird

Just a reminder to floss your teeth

>>71242633
wish more rich fags would post pics of their life.

only 1 i remember was the yank. looked spanish or asian had a sporty car and bought /fa/ shirts . it's good for inspiration.

i had high hopes for craven but he didn't post anything a troll couldn't post and then he died

are you a paid up member of any porn sites lads?

>>71242562
Literally despise that subreddit. Moaning about fucking everything, an echo chamber of leftist mentalcases who act like leave voters raped their sister. Exhibit A: that post

>>71242562
went to uni, found a job and still can't afford to live and pay rent in Southampton? absolute melt

>>71242692
wow so fucking edgy!!

>>71242663
you don't need to just be yourself mate that's how you achieve happiness

wanking over josie's posts in the archive again

>>71242711
t. marmadukeis90

>>71242723
Just be yourself means don't be a boring cunt though, hasn't got owt to do with this.

amazon is 80% unbranded chinese shit that breaks instantly and have thousands of fake reviews

>>71242711
not an argument

>>71242752
you're a proper ledge mate i can already tell

don't need to be behind a computer screen i just know you're a top lad

keep up the good work and you'll make it

>"Wenger has to be seriously considering his future now because it's embarrassing. I can't ever say I'd like to see him go - this is his lowest point ever Arsenal manager."

didn't Arsenal lose 5-1 to Bayern last year?

>>71242685
nah i'm in arrears though
it's the ultimate cuckoldry

>>71241936
needs prog

>>71242685
No
But I got a working pass off /b/ once
Had the best wanks of my life for a few weeks

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Can't decide.

10 year old BMW 1 series using a 3 year loan of £3,000.

2 year old Kia Picanto with 5 years of warranty using a 5 year loan of £5,000.

want to pull back your foreskins and sniff all your dicks 2bh

>>71242374
Which metro did the guy jump lad? I'm in Montreal as well.

Also which bus so I know which bus not to ever take.

going to a club for the first time in my life on saturday with work colleagues

how the fuck do i dance? does everyone that goes to a club dance? can i just drink somewhere? is there set moves everyone does?

so many questions i'm bricking it but don't want to pussy out

>>71242788
Thanks mate, you too, say hi to the wife and kids for me, inabit

>>71242793
nah it was about 10 minutes ago mate

>>71242825
dont have one :) x

>>71242822
2 year old Mercedes C Class for 599.99 a month rental

>>71242847
wahey!

>>71242562
Honestly the runtiest thing I have read in a long time.

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kissless handholdless virgins can still get top jobs lads

>>71242854
then you wont receive a dick sniffing, bender

>>71242773
that's why mums go to iceland

>>71242833
>he does the virgin dance

>>71242822
Don't do either, if you can't afford a decent car then buy a shit box. Even PCP is better than taking a loan.

>>71242843
fuck off i was only having you on hahahahahahahaha

#troclerd

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>>71242847

>>71242833
>is there set moves everyone does?

yeah and you best get them right or people will form a circle and laugh at you

>>71242830
Atwater and im not gonna disclose the bus line sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKSTg9CgQq8

JOE ROGAN X STEVEN CROWDER LIVE NOW

>>71242822
>a 3 year loan of £3,000.
Take the bus
You're broke

>>71242833
Just sit down somewhere like all the autists
t. autist

>>71242919
shit guest

>>71242919
Literally who?

>>71242833
don't dance, just rotate from the bar to the smoking area, to the toilet for a quick bump then back for another drink

>>71242902
woops meant #tricked bit pissed haha

also i meant all that i know you're a good lad

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>>71242902
Fucking cunt that's the second time tonight I've been 'ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rce1acWlxw

ffs bugzy malone's back and he's still shit
0161 manny on the map and all that

>>71242833
just get drunk and do what other people are doing

>>71242943
if you're at a club which has seats then you're in the wrong club

lads i am an embarrasment

I'm drunk off my nut on a wednesday evening (I've consumed about 500ml of voddy) and I am unemployed and my da' is subsiding my rent

I am pathetic

>>71242562
What sort of arsehole goes to the council or job centre without ID? This guy is scatty in the head, nothing to do with the Nigerian Job Centre bouncer bouncing him

>>71242978
please read m y follow up post >>71242963
you're my mate reallyt

>>71242985
one of the most overrated MCs going

Chip fully exposed him

>>71242997
At least you're not a virgin

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>oi anon, we need someone to stick on some music, you got a good spotify playlist yeah?

what do?

>>71241907
I laughed a bit too loudly

>>71242562

Been avoiding that thread all day.
Gave it a read. My initial decision was right..

1) I don't believe his story

2) Even if the security guard did say that, go back anyway you fucking melt.

>>71243010
Oh sorry lad didn't see it, you're alright

would genuinely let any of you shag me right now

you literally have a free passport to my bussy

take advantage of it lol

i predict the next thing after tranny rights will be legalised marriage to individual body parts but not the rest of a person.
will be good when I can divorce emma stone's feet and get 5% of her royalties

>>71243035
that's true, but does it matter?

being successful is more important than being a virgin

someone give me a video to watch RIGHT NOW

I wonder if I could survive a high dive from the forth road bridge

>>71243089
wouldn't mind getting married to a big cock desu

>>71242898

Credit is the cheapest it's ever been. Over the 5 years it costs me just an additional £400.

I'd be stupid not to take advantage of cheap credit.

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>>71242915
>Atwater

God fuck Atwater. Always filled with chugs who linger and piss by every exit. That and cunt Dawson kids. Sucks that you had to see that shit. Guy jumped at Sherbrooke just as I got into the metro station last summer. Could hear the shouting and shit from the entrance.

And I'm assuming you're from Verdun or Lasalle, can't think of any other areas with some shit around there.

CDN represent.

>>71242822
>loans for a car

you fucked it. Buy a £1k banger or take the bus mate.

what's that song that goes like

do dooooo dooooo do do do do doooooooooo do do

think kellyanne conway's going to be out of a job by next week

>>71243056
No I don't believe him either. He probably did an autism charge at the staff and had to be restrained or something.

Google his reddit username and look at the other stuff he's posted online. The lad is properly fucking mental. Very interesting.

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>be me
>parents moved here from france in the 90s, both are from the burgundy region
>I consider myself quebecois but also french
>meet friendly black guy at bus stop
>tells me that he's new here and already hates winter
>I ask him where he's from
>france he says
>I ask him but where originally
>france he says and tells me that he's a frenchman and parents are too
>I can tell he was insulted and on the defensive
>little awkward silence
>I say oh cool I'm also french
>no you're not
>mfw

>>71243094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oahkGuG09SE

>>71243094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liigga8v_fM

the onyl comfort in getting pissed everynight is knowing that i'll die sooner than everyone else

>>71243142
he bATTERED YOU MATE

you little kuckboy I'd fuck your shite right up

>>71243056
How do you tolerate /r/unitedkingdom? it often annoys me desu

>>71243132

lol
>Heya I honestly never done this before but need to try everything. I have like 0.0175 bitcoin and need £4, I lost my electric key and the electric company are not helping me out with any credit. I know that 0.0175 is extremely little and for £4 is a joke but I thought I ask, I am pretty desperate.

>>71243094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZvwJaqhBc

>>71243168
Unless you end up being one of those alcoholics with incredibly resilient organs that adapt to the alcohol abuse and you live 95 long, painful years.

>>71242833
>ever setting foot in a normie (commercial) club

Don't do it mate. Only clubs worth visiting are those focussed on music, open until sun-rise and everyone is on it.

>>71243036
put smooth music like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3LdMAqUMnM

>>71243142
when were you in canada

>>71243227
who cares i'll just go out with abng haha

>>71243142
should have called him a black bastard and hung him off the bus stop

utter tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

>>71243228
good post

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>>71243217
He's posted about the incident on reddit before under a different account

>>71243227
hope this doesn't happen to me

got pissed off my nut every night this week (including tonight)

life past 30? not a fan, jdimsa 2bh

>>71243089
trannies shouldn't have rights?

>>71242919
most annoying cunt, horribly unfunny and not very intelligent to boot.

>>71243036
*puts on my playlist of youtube anime mashups*

>>71243205

You might have seen me about, I'm Heknarf. I enjoy it because there's an endless amount of people to argue with, and I like arguing.

>>71243036
*puts on the best of Kate Bush*

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>>71243114
But the devaluation of the car will cost you another £2-3k.
If you can afford the monthly repayments you can afford to just save up a couple of months then buy it outright. Regardless, i would recommend the KIA. An old BMW is bad news, unreliable and very expensive parts. I hear Kia's are pretty decent and you'll probably get rid of the car before the 5 years warranty is up. Plus BMW is a runt car

>>71243036
was trusted with the music once, it was all going well but I forgot I'd added this to my youtube playlist a couple weeks ago. up pops a pink anime girl on the tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc

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>>71243142
was he wearing a kilt?

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>>71243271
>tfw 31 soon

proper mental north korea is when you think about it

bit pissed and i just called a few people cunts on the work facebook group

can't wait for tomorrow reckon HR will be smacking my bollocks hehehehehhe

>>71243263
>Southampton Itchen
MENTIONED

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>You might have seen me about, I'm Heknarf. I enjoy it because there's an endless amount of people to argue with, and I like arguing.

>>71243263

The dismissive tone of that email is fucking hilarious. How are you finding his alt accounts?

>>71243310
wew lad

I'm 23 and I smoke a 20 pack every day along with drinking a bottle of voddy. doubt I'll make it to 30.

my unemployed younger brother posts on reddit

>>71243312
it's a third world country that thinks it's a first world country nothing to see

america could dismantle it in a couple of weeks

Absolute love tegan and sara lads

what do you think are my chances with them?

2 days off in a row wooowweee

>>71243281
Are you really heknarf?

>>71243344
just searched 'southampton dwp' on the 'ddit

>>71243382
they're my sisters mate

give me £20 and i'll let ypi hhave a go on them

>still have a yank flag

What do?

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>>71243115
NDG here fuck CDN, eating up our taxes. lol just banter

And yeah the indians are pretty bad, i think i might have seen a dead one, didnt bother to check if he was cold but he was passed out on the pavement face first in pretty harsh weather, he was like a stone in a river of pedestrians, nobody acknowledged him.

one of them also touched my hand and reached out to my face but i ducked away, he reeked of piss.

today i saw one with shiners on both eyes and an empty bottle of liquor in her hands

i read in the metro paper that couillard wants to add a native symbol to the flag, fucking cuck

>>71243263
Goddamn, Alex Houghton doesn't take any shit

>>71243289

To be fair, at 2 years the bulk of the devaluation has happened. They basically half in price at that point.

Looking at 7 year old Kia Picantos (AKA, Warranty expired), they're worth about £1-2K..

So I'd basically be paying £3-4K for relatively trouble free driving for 5 years. Assuming I keep it that long.

Seems like an okay deal to me.

my employed older brother posts on /brit/

>>71243373
you're thinking of it all wrong.

it's literally a prison kept for the benefit of the few at the top. everything that happens there is purely for self-preservation.

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>reddit people in our thread

>>71243442
fucking STATE of the 'chon these days

glad i dont like booze enough to ever become an alcoholic. snouts too for that matter.

>>71243397

Yer

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>>71243367
older brother posts there
it's a fucking pain, think he favours the /tv/ equivalent subs which I'm sure are cancer

>>71243439
need to drop a couple of nukes on pyongyang asap

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>>71243429
https://twitter.com/axhoughton

#KeepItReal

just drunk text the work oneitis with loads of spelling mistakes and she replied "hey only use this number for work emergencies"

fucking hell might deck her

>Islamic police raided an Idlib school to examine girls' clothing, arresting a girl and her father

ah the so-called moderate rebels

*wave of muttering and whispering passes over the thread*
>"heknarf? here? the real heknarf?"

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>>71243263
>gaming PCs

>>71243493
lel

https://twitter.com/Royston_Smith/status/799666438541901824

>>71243263
>It matters to me because you shouldn't allow companies such as this to pick and choose what they log.
jesus where do all these manchildren come from, how can they not understand the way the world works?

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>>71243521
>"hey only use this number for work emergencies"

>>71243563
fully screeching

someone fucking reply to me

lads products are better than the reviews they get right?

people only review things when something breaks right?

heknarf is here? oh my...

*swoons*

>>71243521
only thing you can do at thispoint

cant, you're shadowbanned

i smoke 7/8 cigs a day yet can go days without any and feel fine, drinking's just shit, cowie don't care that much about

only thing I've ever found addictive was benzos

>>71243521
Call her a teasing floozy

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eupho > k-on

(objectively correct)

>>71243598
shut up you cunt

lol just joking

>>71243598
People review whatever the company is willing to send them for free

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have interacted with heknarf multiple times over on the 'dit
was not impressed

>>71243612
try having just 1 cig a day tho

>>71243627
Kill
yourself

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>>71243594
alri

beware the man of one book

listened to the utopia series 1 soundtrack for 4 hours on repeat

someone wank me off before i go insane lol

>>71243594

>>71242637
nice

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>interview for london evening standard
>they ask "wht do you expect to deliver for the company?"
>newspapers is the wrong answer
just don't get it 2bh

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>imagine being whimsically chosen by the soviet union to be a figurehead leader of their occupied half of a country
>imagine then leading your half of the country to invade the other half causing the deaths of 3 million people
>imagine then violently purging all rivals and dissent in your half of your country through a system of death camps where prisoners are either tortured, starved, human-experimented or worked to death
>imagine having a system of 3 generations of guilt (indicting perfectly innocent people into these death camps)
>imagine deliberately curtailing the development of your country to prove an ideological point
>imagine that culiminating in the deaths of 3 million people from hunger, whilst the other half of your country is literally becoming a first world
>imagine being totally indifferent to all of this death and misery, and living a life of total luxury demanding your citizenry worship you as a deity and forcing them to watch public executions
>imagine blocking off your country's citizens contact with the outside world and sending them to death camps (or just shooting them) if they try to leave your country
>imagine organising spies to blow up planes, plant bombs and kidnap civilians
>imagine pointing nuclear weapons and artillery at other countries just to preserve this farcical situation

really makes me ponder

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>>71243696

>>71243684
what mong thinks it's a footprint lol

>>71243612
Benzos are tough to kick, had some trouble with them a few years back. Was a bad enough experience that I don't feel any desire to have them now which is nice I guess.

>>71243684
mind blown

>>71243684
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Munch

>A monstrous controversy was sparked in February 2017 when a London-based consumer of the popular snack maliciously circulated the idea among his colleagues via WhatsApp that the crisp is shaped like monsters. A campaign is underway to remove the perpetrator from the group.

>>71243696
Lol

might steal this for my standup show

anone elses vison so blurry that can't read /brit/ posts

>>71243759
cretin

>Military helicopter pilot asking a trucker for directions. Yes, it happened in Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WukPAFHYE80

pretty cool haha

willy willy bum bum poo poo willy

>>71243759
haven't read a /brit/ post in months lad

>>71243684
this changes everything

might order a cheey takeaway but i'm a bit pissed and might embarass mtself in frot of the the delivery diver4

tips?

big willies in my bottom

bay leaves
bailiffs

>>71243734
Wikipedia vandalism is not cool

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>having vison so blurry that you can't read /brit/ posts

>>71243802
walk to the door with a makeshift cane so you can stand up straight

>>71243813
pics