>you wake up in Ireland

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I used to for 4 years, was fun.

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Sure its beautiful

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

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I live in rural Ireland, it's like a different country compared to the cities

I am starving

I don't see all the niggers, tho.

>>71238916
Tell me more

>>71238916
Rural Ireland is the best from what I've seen

>>71238940
There's nobody living here under 50 years old and they're all old fashioned. Literally everyone is a farmer. The houses were all built >100 years ago. The roads are tiny, overgrown, and full of holes. The internet quality here was considered bad in the 1980s. I'm surprised there's electricity and running water. It's like rural Ireland is stuck in the 20th century, like you enter a time portal when you leave the urban areas.

>>71239179
I believe all of this and can put together a mental picture of this.

maybe this is why the west is dying; the only way for young people to meet each other is in urban centers, rural areas are dying out in many ways

Wheres the best place for a Mexican to live in Ireland?

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>>71239179
>The internet quality here was considered bad in the 1980s
The World Wide Web wasn't event invented until 1989 you dumb arse.

>>71240463
Mexico.

i get a ferry back home desu

>>71241666
Thanks Captain Autism, missing the point.

>>71241711
Id move to the UK but the women arent pretty there.

I would hop around on the gravel road singing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw

>>71241799
Don't forget the dreadful climate and smaller wages

>>71238763

Butts are good for nothing but expelling waste, appreciation for the human ass is degenerate and an inverted triangle is the only acceptable female form.

>>71238763
Ireland seems comfy.

How is life there?

>>71243232
What?

>>71238940
My closest friend is 2 miles away and the closest town is like 6.5-7 miles away.
Fucking shit. People complain about life in urban areas but I think there somewhat blessed to have the comfort of friends and activity all around them.

>>71240463
anywhere but galway

lots of walls there

>>71246509
It'd be pretty cool to see a Mexican person here to be honest.

start hoarding potatoes

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If I go to a pub and ask for a Black and Tan or an Irish Car Bomb, what's the likelihood of getting glassed by everyone in there?

>>71238763
Not again

>>71247784
DONT TELL ME IM STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND

>>71248017
Is Irish self-loathing a meme or do you guys actually hate it there?

>>71246509
kek noted

>>71246808
We're not too different lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlMptVDQY_Y

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>mfw wearing a shirt with orange on it

FUCK

>>71247025
>In March 2012, the drink's name once more came into the news when Nike, as part of an Irish themed set of designs, released a pair of shoes advertised as the "Black and Tan" and generating offence similar to the earlier Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

>be Irish
>get mad at shoes and ice cream

>>71241666
Internet was invented before the WWW

>>71241799
Even though UK girls aren't as pretty as American girls, UK girls are prettier than NZ girls

>>71248694
>generating offence similar to the earlier Ben and Jerry's ice cream
I can only imagine the pun name that one had

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>>71238763
It would be just like waking up in England, lots of rolling green hills.

>>71238763
I go find a gf

>>71239179
That sounds like the American Midwest exactly...

>>71250521
At least in Ireland they have nice accents and less fat people.

Look for a golf course, a pub, or pretty much anyone who wanted to talk with a stranger.

>>71248633
*muffled Come Out Ye Black and Tans and the sound of Armalites cocking in the distance*

rip anon

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>>71246196
At least you have friends

Teach the locals how to fish

>>71238763
The land of my forefathers.

>>71255015
There's an irish heritage festival in my city coming up in April. I think I might go but I'm afraid it's just going to be a bunch of overweight biker dads selling celtic merch.