>wake up >tfw

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Nice Portugal you control there

>be 'empire'
>die
>britain controls the world for a whole century just because of corsican autism

>>71221171
>wake up
>get french gf

>>71221171
>wake up
>still be under spanish rule
>also under french rule
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>71221171
>had spain as a loyal lapdog
>overthrow the king and fuck up everything

was crashing his empire without survivors part of Napoleon's plan

>'It was [the Spanish war] that overthrew me. All my disasters can be traced back to this fatal knot.

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>>71221959
>Wake up
>Still no german bf to introduce him to great cooking, and tease him about his awkard but lovely attempts to return affection

napoleon is a GOD

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>>71221171
Is that why Catalonia is the best spen?

>>71221171
Ugly borders tbph.

>No Castilla
Shit timeline

>>71221171
No problem with French Empire, the best European Empire imho, but Warsaw Kingdom was shit created because of circumstances.

when was golden age of france?
Napoleon?

I'm proud that my ancestors destroyed France's hopes of being a superpower

>>71222210
>golden age of france

nice joke

>>71222258
The problem is we inherited a world molded by the eternal Anglo.
Shakespeare is the pinnable of culture, followed by Ronald McDonald.
Nations are now perfidious utilitarian assholes that do not want to cooperate to resolve global problems.
Capitalism and consumerism are kings, therefore your value amounts only to your paycheck for everything, including intimate relationships and self-worth.
Multiculturalism is a virtue as it helps the utilitarian and capitalism goals.

The world your ancestors created is shit, mate, and we need a shift asap.

>>71222381
tbf most of the things you listed there exist because of America and not England. And just because America is an English creation, it doesn't make Anglos responsible.

>>71222485
>most of the things you listed there exist because of America and not England
Which ones?

>>71222523
>Ronald McDonald
>Capitalism and consumerism
>your value amounts only to your paycheck for everything
>Multiculturalism is a virtue
Although most of those aren't exclusive to America, America has been the driving force behind them, not really England.

>>71222612
>>Capitalism and consumerism
>>your value amounts only to your paycheck for everything
>>Multiculturalism is a virtue
All of these ideas were started by English,Scottish and French thinkers

>>71221171
WTF France pls dont partition us :(

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>feel

>>71222659
Those ideas may have been started by the British and French, but Americans are the ones who shaped the world based on them. Also they took all of those ideas to the extreme, far more than England ever did.

>>71222790
>far more than England ever did.
Declaring war on China because they were banning trade with Opium providers from Britain is way more extreme than anything America has ever done

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>>71222663
Hand over the pretzels and everything will be alright.

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Miss you...

>>71221171
>expanding the french Caliphate

Truly we live in dangerous times.

>>71222210
historically

1rst: Louis IX
2nd: Louis XIV
3rd: Napoopan
4th: Années Folles

>align with Spain to conquer us
>still can't do it

>>71221856
We appreciate the help but you guys could actually respect the Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 instead of betraying us all the time.

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>tfw

>>71223178
>still can't do it
the thing is we did, the only thing that saved you was the spanish rebelion against Napoleon

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>you will never be an aristocrat after Napoleons defeat feasting and dancing for days chasing after Fräuleins on the congress of Vienna
>tfw

>>71223178
Where was Portugal when the Suez fell? Where was Portugal when the nazis closed in around us? No Portu""bro"", we are alone.

>>71222997
That was a bit more we were also on a ton of debt to them and they did this on purpose to fuck us over
The uk has a strong sense that everyone is equal and makes up the government as much as we shit on it
Even back in the 16th century 1 in 5 Britains would work in some form of government management position be it in charge of the grain harvest or managing the local garrisons food supplies
This still carries on today and is why we have such a massive class based culture as the working class refuse to cooperate with this system thus they are left behind

>>71221171
France was the only country Slovenia was part of that did not oppress us. So I would be pretty okay with it, Illyrian provinces were good.

>tfw we still use the tricolor Napoleon gave us

>>71223390
>we did
It didn't last long, did it?

>>71224256
We didn't have the resources to help, that's hardly the same as siding with the enemy, like you did in the Persian-Portuguese war.

>>71224648
>Persian-Portuguese war.
Literally what

>>71224686
Literally 2 seconds of Google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian%E2%80%93Portuguese_war

>>71221171
why it doesn't include clay that we got from austria when they attacked us and got rekt
but whatever napoleon got cucked by alexander of russia

>>71223231
Swedish Viking Empire? Can't tell if b8 or nawt but appreciate Microsoft Paint skills

>>71224841
>4 ships
>being butthurt about this non-war

>>71223178
this
The eternal anglo has been nothing but a farce towards his oldest ally

>>71224256
>Where was Portugal when the nazis closed in around us?
Churchill acknowledged that Portugal being neutral was the best thing that could have happened. If they went with the nazis Spain would too, and if they went with the allies Spain would have invaded the country.

>>71225118
>115 years of war being a non-war
What?

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>>71225212
>and if they went with the allies Spain would have invaded the country.

>>71225235
>115 years of war being a non-war
>wiki page contains less paragraphs than England had ships involved
>anything other than a non-war

>>71225241
>strict neutrality was the price the allies paid for strategic benefits accruing from Portugal's neutrality and that if her neutrality instead of being strict had been more benevolent in allies' favour Spain would inevitably have thrown herself body and soul into the arms of Germany. If this had happened the peninsula would have been occupied and then North Africa, with the result that the whole course of the war would have been altered to the advantage of the Axis.[1]

>Upon the start of the war in 1939, the Portuguese Government announced, on 1 September, that the 600-year-old Anglo-Portuguese Alliance remained intact, but that since the British did not seek Portuguese assistance, Portugal was free to remain neutral in the war and would do so. In an aide-mémoire of 5 September 1939, the British Government confirmed the understanding.[1]

>In September 1940, Winston Churchill wrote to Salazar congratulating him on his ability to keep Portugal out of the war, asserting that "as so often before during the many centuries of the Anglo-Portuguese alliance, British and Portuguese interests are identical on this vital question."

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>>71225286
>losing clay to islam
This is very non-meme and serious

>>71224648
>It didn't last long, did it?
No, because as I said Spain rebelled

>>71225785
We must reconquer Ormuz. Deus Vult!