/brit/

night.

>the designer pants im looking are out of stock in size 28-28 (manlet sizes) but have every other size in stock

hmm gets the almonds cooking for sure.

UK real wage growth hits two-year low

aha janny gonna HEEM you now my son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

Don't know why Blur were as popular as they were. Don't mind em but still

>tfw used to live in a 5 million pound apartment
>currently live in a 9 bed house share paying 90 quid a week
Absolutely hate growing up

>>71221004
Disgusting

>designer pants

imagine being this bent

>>71221109
If you wouldn't have sex with that you are most certainly bent

>>71221004
would

>>71221158
black women look like men.

>>71221169
no they don't

bit bent mate 2bh

>>71221169
You're objectively wrong you poof

>>71221158
>>71221169
This

Today's to do list:

Download Dan Carlin's new Common Sense podcast episode, transfer it onto mp3 player
Collect any (You)s I get from this post
Do dishes, wipe down kitchen
Put dirty laundry in
Make lamb kebab sarnie with mint sauce
Eat sarnie while watching new episode of New Girl (and update iphone calendar to include future episodes of Impractical Jokers and New Girl)
Take clean laundry out
Vacuum flat
Put more dirty laundry in
Shave off massive beard and 'tash and siddies with clippers
Shower
Shave whiskers off with shaving soap and safety razor
Go to shop and put £20 on electricity key
Get £20 out of cash machine for mate who I owe £20
Come home
Take clean laundry out
Get comfy with mini muffins and hot chocolate and stuff
Start a new game of Empire: Total War
Play until bedtime

Won't be seeing you again today lads. Have a good one.

>>71221185
>>71221186
ok then benders

gf has been saying she is having her period since last Friday

didn't even get sex on Valentines Day

starting to doubt her now desu

>>71221221
She's still waiting for DaChadquan's cum to drop down lad, he pumped it pretty far up there and it'd be awkward for it to come tumbling all the way down onto your little todger one night

Paul and Gary

the lads

>>71221221
>didn't even get sex on Valentines Day

ugh why are pigs so entitled

my dog growls whenever she sees a black person

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>Underwater LED Lights for Boats

have had it up to here with billionaires

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>>71221169

>>71221301
very racist mate

you ought to report her to the police

>>71221318
>gif
fuck off

>>71221323
it's not racist because she's black herself

*deploys the spunk in your nan's fanny*

>>71221329
I was gonna fuck off anyway.

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SHALL HEEM THE FIRST MICK RUNT I SEE

Shan't heem the first mick runt I see

the dude abides

>>71221190
sounds like a busy day lad

>>71221354
> heeming micks
You may as well be reeming hicks, you dumb mick.

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i wonder if moving interstate for uni instead of staying at home would have molded me into a man i never became or just broken me that much faster

>>71221243
enjoyed the use of language in this post

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>>71221354
TAPPA THA MARNIN TAY YA

attention everyone: i am still VERY gay

who studying at QUT here

i'll fucking heem any of you i see

>>71221354
>approrpriating our memes

meet me irl bet u wont be a tough man

>>71221040
>designer pants
for what purpose?

>>71221434
>studying at QUT
wouldn't bother heeming you, life already took care of that

>>71221451
Alri Griffith

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>I live in Queensland

all australians should be killed

*kicks you while you're down*

ban....KAI

>>71221489
bang out of order mate thats bang out of order

ka................

>>71221301
mine did too. I carried treats with me on walks. when I saw black people, I actually explained the situation, and asked them to help me out by giving the dog some treats. It sort of worked, she doesn't bark/growl at blacks anymore. but now she likes black people and will pull whoever walks her up to blacks to try to get treats.

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hmm

>>71221489
*kicks you in the nuts super hard*

>>71221507
mate

>>71221508
should have gotten every single person you met to give her treats
youve just made her a reverse racist

>>71221410
did a year abroad and it made my anxiety almost non existent
just revealed even deeper problems though
you can't win

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Be honest lads.

If you saw me (pic related) on the streets, what would you do?

>>71221548
run away

*rests his head on your shoulder*

me..........

>>71221548
cry

>>71221563
*forces your head*

>>71221190
Ah yes, the NEET

>>71221582
*resists*

fuck are you doing cunt

really want a boyfriend

don't really want a boyfriend

>Football headers 'linked to brain damage'

LOL

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>>71221555
>>71221578
Hmmm....

ha............

>>71221645
*bites your earlobe*

going to watch skins again and pretend im sid except i don't ignore cassie

>>71221626
:'(

>>71221660
me..............

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I wouldn't be bothered if I saw any of you lads in my neighbourhood. You're alright.

>>71221636
life

>>71221622
>tfw I was always too scared to head the ball
sissy brit boys win again

>>71221591
Not much gets past you mate.

>>71221548
assume that he's a harmless latino hipster, unless I actually get a good look at him.

Gonna make love

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>>71221688
> Latino

got a theory that black activism and aggressive hip-hop turned black people into the violent racist criminals they are today.

they seemed pretty chilled out when they all had was jazz, soul and blues and didn't have radical groups.

rekindling the fire

eating a fish finger sandwich

being neet leeching off parents > being dead > working hard just to barely get by

watching some bent runt eat his fish sandwich

might heem him later

>>71221731
I ate your mum out last night too

>>71221709
please stop posting him :'(

literally the same images in the same order for 3 days in a row now

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HA

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>>71221768

how about you just stop replying and ignore it you fucking idiots

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38661443

Why can't YOU get a job?

and then i chundered everywhar

>>71221780
deleted a lot of my memes last night because i realized that they're just abstract gimmicks that probably don't even get a chuckle here

t. disguised mobile phone mast poster, D.C Harry Batt poster, Henry VIII poster, Richard III poster and bankersbonusesposter

>>71221709
Please stop

*porks you*

>>71221724
that was when we tamed them

now they're full nigger tier

ban canadians

>>71221845
those were all gimmicks I liked

Thanks a lot

>>71221780
weird how some people have shit-tier autism like this

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>she wore a shirt saying "lol" as she assasinated a dissident
pretty twisted desu

>>71221931
shoul have said kek 2bh

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>>71221849

>>71221931
that's her name

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Pro tip: lemons + coca cola

brit posters are 1000x worse than any canadian poster

going back to bed

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>>71221989
I approve this post.

+1 like

hhave a 5 inch dick and don't think a girl will ever love me cos of it

its it bed time in canada

>>71222017
a guy would love you

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>>71221989

this leaf must be a proper dole scum

>>71222017
5 inches is enough for most fannies

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Business idea: a website for polygamous dating; make polygamy the new normal.

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John 8:7

>all this unbranded generic chinese crap on amazon

why is this allowed
all the reviews are fake too

>>71222057
*cobs a pebble at you*

>>71222057
Good post

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me

>>71221536
>reverse racist

this term is stupid and shouldn't exist

>>71221845
havent even seen any of these before
how long have you been in the business, i stopped coming here for a couple of months

>>71221004

ahh mmmmm yessss aaaaaaaahhaaa

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>>71222094
you

>>71222101
yeah but how else am i gunna say "youve just made it biased towards rather than against black people"
dont ever fucking criticise my vernacular again

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> tfw no 2nd wife

>>71222103
these were all in the last 6 months, been here for maybe 2 years
i'm also össie if anyone remembers, had to stop doing that gimmick because the janny got his undies in a bunch

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>when u make a bait post and forget about it only to return the next day to a fresh crop of (you)'s

you now remember when /tv/ used to be so on topic that there were screenwriting threads

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Hmmm....

>>71222166
>Yorkshire
Rasheed

>>71222166
ahh yes the north south divide

How English of you, Jock

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>he thinks the same hotel room is the same price everywhere

>>71222148
haha they must have just been really unmemorable, its probably for the best you deleted them

>>71222162
do you have /brit/ open 24/7 on a screen in your bedchamber
how do you keep track of replies over days

>>71222132
don't care

>>71222166
>hating the home counties
what to heck??

>>71222193
>north yorkshire
>full of pakis

Pick one you fucking retard.

>>71222166
Me in the blue

the pink guy chinese dog song is pretty good lads

>>71222202
how did she manage to become a minor meme? she's not that pretty

>>71222205
its on another board you wouldn't know

im really gay hahahaahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahaha i see myself in the mirror and i faint (not because im ugly but because im so gay)

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>>71222242

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>>71222193
>>71222237
> using the "P" word

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the goal

just told a muslim I hate him cos he's a muslim

anyone else here played runescape back in 2007-2009 and watched tehnoobshow?

>>71222166
actual cringe

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>>71222297
TRIGGERED!

>>71222297
nothing to do with me

>>71222297
Just notified GCHQ
You're done mate

>>71222237
Rasheed

>>71222272
i only know about /brit/, /tv/ and /qa/
havent been on any others since a brief stint on /b/ in 2009

>>71222296
>fixie

nah you're alright

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This is my last Chaiwala post.

Interesting lad, he.

my birthday tomorrow

might do a 'cide right now so people at my funeral can be slightly awkward about whether they should say i was 21 or 22

>>71222320
Nigger

>>71222330
dont care

I've been posting a lot less in /brit/ lately, where did this Canadian fuck come from?

Gonna have to do a filter

Wonder what it must be like for lads who can't grow beards in islamic countries

>>71222352
dunno but hes a rite unfunny nob and im surprised anyone still replies

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I lied.

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>transfemales can never pa-

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you (on LSD)

>>71222311
>>>/reddit/

>>71222375
>pa-
park?

Woke up this morning with a right pounding headache, feel like shit tbqh lads so there may be noticeably less quality posts today.

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>>71221724
I'm sure those are factors, but I think a bigger factor is the normalisation of the black single mother. A child raised without a father setting an example of self-discipline and respect for others will be much more likely to turn to criminality than one raised by loving and supportive parents that encourage decency.

American parents in general let their kids run riot with no consequences. Add to that a single mother who lets the TV raise her kids by constantly telling them that black people are helpless victims of white oppression, giving them every excuse to behave anti-socially. Plus "music" that glorifies drugs and violence, the constant implication of BLM that white folks don't think their lives matter... It's no wonder you get so many gangs of black lads going around playing "the knockout game" and robbing and stealing whatever they can.

None of this can change until it's addressed. And of course, you're "racist" if you say it's not all whitey's fault, and it's pretty much open season on white "racists" now, so you can expect a beating if you say any of the above in public.

I predict it will get worse until the USA is majority latino, and the latinos start getting wild on black folks like they do in Latin America. It's already begun.

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>god new world housing is utter shit. All the houses are cookie cutter rubbish. They're all hideously similar and are made of cheap, low-grade materials. Conversely, British housing is uniquely attractive.

*goes my own way*

>>71222358
ask indonesia

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Finished watching stranger things
Very good

>>71222422
poor baby
take some 'cetamol and imbibe some wa'er

just did the most bizarre smelling fart i've ever done
it smells like garlic chicken

>>71222423
Can confirm latinos fucking hate blacks.

>>71222437
>tfw no eleven gf

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Did you take her on another date lad?

god new world housing is utter shit. All the houses are cookie cutter rubbish. They're all hideously similar and are made of cheap, low-grade materials. Conversely, British housing is uniquely attractive.

>>71222352
He's a 'sheed.

Currymuncher '''''''''''''''Canadians''''''''''''' are actually the most annoying cunts I've known. Literally just this morning I was talking to one, he's such a scrawny shy mug who always asks stupid questions.

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>>god new world housing is utter shit. All the houses are cookie cutter rubbish. They're all hideously similar and are made of cheap, low-grade materials. Conversely, British housing is uniquely attractive.

Vegans and Sikhs BTFO!!!!!

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you (evil)

>>71222393
why are egyptians so racist?

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> Currymuncher '''''''''''''''Canadians''''''''''''' are actually the most annoying cunts I've known. Literally just this morning I was talking to one, he's such a scrawny shy mug who always asks stupid questions.

i thought this was a much funnier post at first glance
i recommend you change it to "Vaginas and Dicks ROFL!!!!!" and post it again and see how many laughs you get

>>71222519
refer to post 71222545

@71222577
No

>>71222489
why did you post this?

>>71222489
>British housing is uniquely attractive
A lot of the older stuff looks really nice, but it's a bit cramped. I lived in a bedsit that had a kitchen/bedroom situation. One room about the size of a shed for my kitchen, bed and sofa, and then another room the size of a cupboard with toilet and shower.

Trying to sleep with the sound of a fridge buzzing and gurgling in the same room is horrible. I do not recommend.

>>71222489
british housing is the ugliest fucking shit in the world
I would rather live in a 3rd world country

>>71222603
he probably forgot

a) a meme arrow
and b) a 'dora

while attempting to poke fun at my post (>>71222430)

day's over, might have a nap

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My exes all got fat after I left them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38857881
the runts

>>71222628
yeah i figured you were responding to him at first but then i noticed you posted before him

pros of shitting myself: i dont have to get up
cons: the poo will get stuck to my bum

>>71222606
really

>>71222618
oh is it

>>71222628
trialling a new gimmick wherein i repeat greentext strawman posts without the > and get free replies

>le insecure australian gimmick
Not a fan!

going to watch brokeback mountain and have a wank

>>71221518
wut

VOTE NOW

http://www.strawpoll.me/12322815
http://www.strawpoll.me/12322815
http://www.strawpoll.me/12322815
http://www.strawpoll.me/12322815
http://www.strawpoll.me/12322815

>>71222675
bit gay desu..

why IS british housing so ugly?

i understand you have limited space but there's nothing stopping you from having small attractive homes. Wood would genuinely look better than that shitty brick you lads use on every home and it would probably be cheaper (also you're not yanks so tornados are a non issue)

>>71222694
so that the poor know their place

*sits patiently in the jobcentre*

>>71222683
no one is a bigger cunt than us

going to watch stranger things and have a wank

>>71222648

Courses for horses

i was reading harry potter once and it mentioned how the dursleys had a 5-bedroom house and yet they still made harry sleep in a fucking cupboard

anyway the point is they must be rich as fuck by now

>>71222720
'nce

>>71222694
bricks = insulation, stability, keeps polish bricklayers employed
really dont like how everythings made of fucking plywood here, one stray kick to the wall and theres a big hole between your room and your parents and they can watch you putting things up your bum

>plywood

josies IQ is through the roof

I've been ill for the past couple of days and I thought drinking prune juice would help but it has just been making me shit liquid.

>>71222755
fuck off kiwi runt, i didn't ask you

actually prefer canadians over kiwis (unless they're paki-canadians)

>>71222222

>>71222755
>and they can watch you putting things up your bum

how do i upvote this?

>>71222792
not a fucking kiwi you spastic bogan

>>71222791
prunes are a laxative because of their high sorbitol content

>>71222813
ahh yes yet ANOTHER pom has managed to escape to the colonies

honestly the UK must be a fucking shithole given the rate you runts move offshore

>>71222843
it is a bit of a shithole but im only here on business

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>ahh yes yet ANOTHER pom has managed to escape to the colonies
>honestly the UK must be a fucking shithole given the rate you runts move offshore

>>71222843
it's an expensive shithole

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hmm

>>71222836
look at this lads, we've got a fuckin' evolutionary physicist over here

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'nime

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>>71222880
lmao that looks like a more gooky version of kevin rudd

everyone who draws, writes, produces, sells and consumes anime should be killed

>>71222898
dont care

>>71222891
>People actually humor these freaks delusions
smfh

>>71222911
anime

the mars volta were an overrated band

the instrumentals were pretentious and unnecessarily over the top 90% of the time and that spic lead singer had disgusting inflection

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All poopeelanders should be killed, their land would better serve the Aussies desu as they're actually relevant.

just booked this year's trip lads

>>71222683
is cunt being used as a positive or a negative here

>>71222946
>Australia
>relevant
hello bruce, waiting for your shift at the pub to start?

>>71222960
where you off to?

Yanks in here = Benedict Arnold

>>71222983
Japan and Thailand
not a weeb or a nonce though, I'm going with the misses

>>71222944
agree
cedric can't sing at all, if you see anything he does live it's like a dying cat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-38980125

DEJA VU

>>71223008
on that topic: the lad in modest mouse cant sing at all and that band is a load of awful bollocks which i hate

getting the Eurostar to Paris tomorrow lads :3

/r/CapitalismVSocialism/

having a fucking scream lads, these delusional AnComm, AnCap, AnSoc runts are mental

Josephine Hearn is my waifu

>>71223048
yeah they're shit an all

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>>71223049
nice lad. is it the newer one

>>71223055
>AnSoc
>AnComm

wot

>>71223072
not sure lad

>>71223001
Whereabouts in Japan? Heard it gets smog as thick as clouds in the cities.

>>71223016

actually me kek

>>71223090
yeah, they claim to exist

Going to do a big we, I'll time it and you lads guess how many seconds it lasts for ok? :3

>>71223134

My record is 2 minutes 5 seconds

>>71223102
Tokyo > Hakone > Kyoto > Osaka, and probably some other places on day trips
I'll let you know how bad it is but I got through Delhi okay so reckon I'll manage

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found a new frog

wanted to share it with you lads

>>71223130
The old state destroying statist

Should I become a Buddhist or a Hare Krishna

>>71223164
will you consider visiting toyosato elementary school

>>71223165
Nice

>>71223134
100 sec0nds

>>71222205
>how do you keep track of replies over days
Thread watcher

>>71223189
both

>>71223189
just be yourself

was in the countryside yesterday and kept seeing these half pig half fox things

very weird

>>71223191
Said I wasn't a nonce mate, why would we visit a school?

>>71223187
>i don't know the basic definition of communism: the post

>>71223156
>>71223205
main stream of see lasted 48 seconds but I was still squeezing out more wee in bursts for another 16 seconds :)

>>71223245
pathetic how can you even call that a big wee?

let me show you how its done brb

>>71223048
Reee

>>71223187
Mong

>>71223102
London's more polluted than Tokyo Tbh

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honestly it's hard to pick a favourite

*walks round the thread, beating my fists and staring down every aussie i see*

alright, which one of you cunts wants to enter dreamtime

need an economic ideaology that doesn't require me having to work

Tokyo doesn't feel polluted at all. Ulaanbaatar was disgusting, air full of charcoal smoke

>>71223281
4,3,1,2

i do REALLY big wees

i can't even piss in the shower because i've always finish showering before i've finished pissing

>>71223288
a n a r c h y

post qt boy bums please

>>71223281

Kill yourself instead

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Really niggles the neurons...

>>71223315
but then i have to fight for shit which is a type of work?

ok so my wee was only 30 seconds but i could have done a lot longer

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>>71223235
it's no longer a school and the building is open to the public for visiting
it's full of k-on stuff
k-on was based there

>>71223281
mio

>>71223322
unironically think asians have more monkey like features than nigs

>>71223322
I like these. Post more.

>>71223336
Oh, said I wasn't a weeb either
Might go anyway, take a load of photos of stuff that you lot probably care about and make you all jelly haha

>>71223352
They look more like fish, or insects to me.

tommy hilfiger

>>71221437

>appropriating /sp/ memes

>>71223321
h-hidoii

i am going to win a fucking gold medal before i die i swear to fuck

>>71223395
medal's in the post

Where will you stand when the AnComm uprising occurs?

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>>71223361
some posters from here have already been
i am jealous

>>71223336
Mio fucking sucks, get better taste plebeian

let me be the first to say, Jzzfngmhsoapdrfgnsifkfkjhadisgfyhv ajdkrfhbjxdoklfmjkjd

Doing a poo right now as we speak

>>71223448
Fuck off you spotty virgin inbred twat.

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>>71223440
don't be mean to her

>>71223466
I want to beat her face in with a hammer

being weeb is not bad

>>71223458
"captain! the klingons (you) are projecting at high speeds!"
understood. scotty, deflector shields at full power!
*bzoooom*

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>>71223485
go away

>>71223485
Leave her alone, potato nigger!

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>>71223503
ok :(

>>71223490
Which poster said it was bad?

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>>71223490
You are right.

>>71223521
the weebs themselves by being inherently bad posters

plans for the evening:
>masturbate until i go into cardiac arrest
>have a big block of chocolate
>go to bed
thoughts? might swap the first two around

>>71223533
There aren't any good posters on /brit/ in general, I don't know why you're singling out one group.

how was your Valentine's wank then lads

>>71223533
Exactly. Posting anime images for no reason other than just plastering your shit on the thread for everyone to see is what's bad.

>>71223554
I tried wanking yesterday and it was awful.

Then I edged a bit this morning and it was far more satisfying.

>>71223582
you should keep at it, it seems scary at first but once you get used to it wanking is a lot of fun

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>>71223576
I am one of the most quality /brit/ posters and one of the few who pushes the boundaries of gimmicks.

>>71223609
Agreed, it's one of the few things that lights up my boring life.

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hmm

If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day

and if you weren't a little gay, you'd get bitches every day

>>71223576
don't like anime but tbf the same could be said about posting anything in these pointless threads you either like the inane crap or you don't
don't even know why i come here sometimes
wish i wasn't fat and useless and actually had hobbies and friends and enjoyed things haha

n00
>>71223713
>>71223713
>>71223713

>>71223705
I enjoy golf, would anyone like to discuss golf?

>>71223721
fucking faggot

>>71223723
>>71223723
>>71223723

>>71223728
i'm no good at golf
used to play it a bit at school and i either missed the ball or took up a chunk of grass with it
wouldn't mind playing again but i've got no one to play with and i don't want to go alone lol

>>71223728
Golf is lame

Is there a golfing anime at all?