nice thread for nice people edition 10
im baltic
*runs to balts*
W-
*takes deep breathes to calm down*
binkas bunkis binkis
Ships desu
>>71219076
Cute webm
Ill save it
>>71218885
I want to shave it, but my girlfriend doesn't let me because she likes feeling my curls during sex. So they're staying for now.
Also what movie are you talking about?
>>71219076
same
>>71219174
its not released under GPL licensce you cannot saves
*INHALES GLORIOUS NORDIC AIR*
WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE
>>71219200
probably
>>71219218
Not a problem, I can pirate it, heheh
>>71219258
reported to FSB
now you are on gulag
Lads.. I made some coffee
>>71219291
drink a beers insteat
>>71219291
i am having cofe time too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>71219291
Far out, why not tea tho?
>>71219291
Milk? Sugar?
???
we need fucking more than that
>>71219269
Im behind 2 proxies, hah
got 9 in my ZPD
i actually tried to make my job worse to not go to liepaja
but i still have to go
baka why am i so perfect
>>71219326
2 proscky is not many for russian hacker to break through
GOOD posters:
Estonians, Lithuanians, Swedes, Australians, Kiwis
BAD posters:
Latvians
CANCER posters:
ru**ians, weebs
>>71219348
I am a hacker myself
Only hackers or bots can use internet here
Having beers with the Danish head coach of the national Papua New Guinea football team.
I know I know, no big deal right.
>>71219244
Thankyou! Sorry for the late reply, you see, I'm having beers with the Danish head coach of the national Papua New Guinea football team.
>>71219368
latvians = same as weebs
>>71219383
whoa dont hack me bro
>>71219307
No beer before noon for me thats the rule I live by
>>71219309
Yes xd
>>71219310
Because im not some dirty slav aahahaha
>>71219322
Cream, no sugar for me thanks
>>71219408
Hmmmm, okay
Ill think about it
>>71219401
>Having beers with the Danish head coach of the national Papua New Guinea football team.
Mr. bigshot moving up in the world.
>>71219441
if everyone is hacker is russian the most cyberpunk territory
>>71219401
wait, who are you having beers with again?
>>71219449
I sure am bro!
(By the way, I'm having beers with the Danish head couch of the papua new guinea national football team) ;D
>>71219456
True
But I miss the sunshine sometimes..
>>71219487
Sorry if I wasn't clear enough. I'm having beers with the Danish head coach of the papua new guinea national football team.
>>71219401
Far out man. If they are ever short of men I'm more than happy to offer my services.
what city :^)
>>71219583
urmum or moscow
>>71219583
neocity
>>71219583
arnhem land
>>71219583
tokyo
screenshot from famous cartoon akira
>>71219583
That glowing fugure on the left bulding looks like the logo of one of local banks
>>71219534
btw its his 70th birthday in 3 days. Send /balt/ regards.
>>71219544
What are your qualifications out of curiosity?
>>71219711
almost 19 years of playing it
>>71219695
Haha haha Nice work. I'll be sure to give him Bailey's best wishes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemming_Serritslev
>>71219737
Not enough playing sorry.
>>71219752
Balt's**
who is bailey cunt, are you cheating on us
>>71219821
bailey jay obviously
>>71219775
I know. I see myself fit for the job in about 19 years time or so
>>71219831
Is she qt
At what point does a city think "well that's enough horizontal expansion, let's do a second floor"?
>>71219916
when the krinkles become krinklified, the only way is up
>>71219916
i'm not sure
thanks
>>71219916
Here? Never
>>71219946
Strong, Australian response.
>>71219947
Thank you.
>>71219948
Wait a minute...
>>71219821
Slip of the tongue ;)
I swear on faithful
>>71219872
Go get out there now dude. No better time.
>>71219916
here in melbourne the chinks and the universities (with chink money) wont stop with the vertical expansion
>>71219916
when they decide to build high rise buildings for big companies
>mfw i develop an attraction for france out of nowhere
>>71220096
Death to francophile
>>71219821
>>71219831
its no secret
>>71220096
lebs fuck off
fuck oats make me horny
Best posters:
Me
Worst posters:
(You)
>>71220276
Here's a (You) for Me.
>tfw no strong and hung aussie stud bf
LITHUANIA
WHY have youse not annexed Kaliningrad yet
>she killed kim jong un's half brother
AUSTRALIA
WHY have youse not annexed New Zealand yet
>>71220000
jesus christ, those numbers
plz don't :(
>>71220429
Its not worth the effort
>>71220437
Wow, I wouldn't have realised if you didn't say something.
>>71220429
shoosh
danny boy
>>71219037
Plz join discord
https://discord.gg/NFhZwRK
>>71220761
slant
>>71220838
>>71220352
Aussies are cucks LMAO
>>71220873
>>71220889
>>71220429
They're already annexed
>cronulla was 12 years ago
:(
>>71219695
I thought I'd let you and the rest of balt+ausnz know that I wished him happy birthday. He was floored and very very appreciative, he said he was planning to cheers himself in the mirror. We have celebration drinks organised together for Saturday.
Good work guys!
>>71221225
tfw no bogan-tier gf
>>71221225
No one would dare do anything like this anymore.
>>71221297
+1 diplomacy point
>tfw no DPRK assassin gf
Really pleased how the pizza turned out today if I'm honest.
>>71221648
you are welcome
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes.
>>71221712
thanks
>>71221719
ah, yes, I see
hmm... yes... the thread is very alive... lots of active posters... yes very good
>>71221906
Yes indeed
9 days till NBN.
hmmmm yess. excellent
ahhh of course the ""rollout""
>>71222096
Hmmmm indeed lad.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>the CEO of NBN.co said that Australians don't want faster broadband, even if it was given to them for free.
>>71222208
t. bill shorten
fug, boat
>>71222208
so is it true or noy xdddddddd
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>gibes australian 1gbps free interwebs
>Australian refuses
Really makes you think.
>>71222731
I wouldn't refuse 1 Gbps download.
>>71222879
>the CEO of NBN.co said that Australians don't want faster broadband, even if it was given to them for free.
anybody else unable to make threads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs
>>71222951
I can and I did
>>71222988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVuIBpJ6B4E
NZ cobbers, I want to holiday in Queenstown so badly :(
>feel an urge to defecate
>proceed to do so
>empty my colon completely
>feel highly satisfied afterwards
>have to wipe a lot
hmm, I rate this poop session 7/10
what do you think? did you like my story?
>>71223126
thanks
>>71223126
4/10 story didnt just wash ur bullock
>>71223121
NZ burned down earlier today mate
I'm sorry
>>71223154
oh, I didn't type that out
>wipe a lot
>wash my genitals and buttocks thoroughly in the shower
>feel very refreshed
will you change the rating now?
and thanks
>>71222951
me
did outkast try whitewash the black community? srs watch these videos n look in the roses one on the right ull notice the white guy is almost always out of frame or barely visible or behind someone... n the lyrics lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
>>71223167
darn
>>71223121
>>71223167
This, now we are nothing but a scorched barren wasteland no different to Australia.
>>71223219
6/10
>>71223139
no need to thank me, thanks
>>71223305
thank you my friend
>>71223286
bummer
I can smell spring in the air
>>71223427
I can't smell anything but snus :--DDD
yep story checks out
>>71223274
let me give my expert analysis
"no"
thanks
>>71223456
Stop being addicted to nicotine.
>>71223456
smell of snus
>>71223493
but it's too good
>>71223499
you don't like?
>>71223513
>>71223456
What IS snus?
>>71223579
disgusting swedish tobacco product
>>71223579
It comes out of anus.
t. snus farmer
>>71223579
It's tobacco you place under lip to enjoy.
Don't listen to these clowns>>71223588>>71223595
>>71223513
yes i dont like the smell of it
t.smelled it 5 seconds ago
>>71223629
Well can imagine if it's some bad brand and flavour.
>>71223616
Stop placing nicotine enriched poo poo under your lip.
>>71223648
It's not poo poo
>>71223673
Stop defending your poop drug addiction.
>>71223647
If I had some cactus flavor nick n jonny right now I wouldnt be complaining yes. Unfortunately I dont
>>71223487
okay thanks
just started smokin weed again not sure how i feel about it desu
>>71223758
>nick and jonny
Hmm, thought you were that estonian who liked the odens double mint extreme.
>>71223841
Its the one that is being smuggled right now. Choice is between that or wet thunder.
>>71223908
Well I know that Odens snus is popular among Finland and Iceland. Just a bit shame that Estonia can't technically buy it.
>>71223980
SHUT UP SHUTUP!! I love odens, but I can't buy it so often, it's so close, yet so far.
C U L T U R E
>>71223841
Ohh, that was me.
>>71224028
Bring me the cultural digits.
what the FUCK did we get range banned AGAIN
WHO DOES THIS SHIT
>>71224025
Viro ask Jussi to buy snus from my town haparanda and then export it to you :^)
We can only hope that officer fobba doesn't find it out.
>>71224049
Hello mate.
>>71224064
(((you know who)))
>>71224075
Gonna go to Finland next month or so, I'll get my hands on Odens, so help me gods.
>>71223980
We can technically buy it on boat to stockholm. 1 tower per person which is something like 25 euros. From smugglers its around 45-55 euros. But yeah stupid tobacco laws. On one hand politicians say that they want to improve peoples health by restricting tobacco selling laws on the other hand they dont make it legal selling least worst product.
LABUKA MERGINOS ;-DDDDDDDd
>>71219189
Theology, geography, history, political science, biology, forestry are the traditional social recluse degrees. You never have to bear working in an open office, like most of the positively rated professions have to. Wish I had taken one of those instead of compsci.
>>71224113
>>71224121
*praying for my fellow estland vikings to enjoy snus*
>>71224109
if this post gets dubs we get unbanned
>>71224064
Nice work fellow pass holder.
Let's wank 2gether.
>>71224064
/qa/nadians
>>71224148
I'm going to the gym, thanks to those guys. Made me think.
>>71224164
hello png ;-D i love u
>>71224196
That's good, you have a good schedule then.
Atsipisi nuo madmoney, madmonis atsipisi nuo taves
Traps are NOT gay.
ARE GAY
>>71224334
>>71224367
you should fuck XDDDDDDD
>>71224169
how do you know it's canadians? are we just blaming them because memes?
>>71224431
no i mean they make more shitposts than we do
>>71224334
True
トラップが 大好き
more cofe time
>>71224442
they try too hard
>>71224699
>ywn drink coffee in your isolated swedish house during the winter in the mid morning
why live
>>71224770
>ywn get deported to siberia against your own will cuz your father was a univeristy teacher and now u are forced to live in isolated siberia with other Lithuanians who have to coop to survive
why even live
>>71224770
don't feel bad lad
whats everyone doin
>>71224897
cofe time, hbu
should I make myself a third (3rd) cup of coffee today
yes/no
Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Does anyone just pull down their pants, have a wank and just pull them up again and go about their day?
>>71225021
if singles yes, if dubs no, if trips you should poop on the floor
>>71225021
yes
>>71225026
He has literally done nothing wrong so far
>>71225052
>>71225054
time to brew some coffee then
>>71225033
Yes.
>>71225057
So. Hitler didnt do anything wrong also. But he still Hitler
>>71225099
What cunt
fark cunt
piss easy mate
farkin dongo
>>71225240
>>71225033
I remember once when on shrooms went to a nightclub. Saw everybody wanking in public. It was so scary. Please if you do this just stop doing it.
>>71225302
do DMT and go to a nightclub again, report back with the story, maybe you'll see God himself wanking
>>71224200
I love you anf your dubs and all of balt and the rum I'm drinking
>>71219037
WHATSUP /BALT/
>>71225368
I love DMT. I have a stash and the next time I'm in aus and I wanna smoke it all in nature.
>>71225450
any trip stories lad?
>>71225450
Wouldnt papuas nature go better with it? I mean how long can you watch wavey desert sand?
>>71225500
I live on an oasis in the middle of the desert, so there's 2 trees amongst the ssand
>>71225494
First trip ever.
Sat against my house. Smoked my shit, sat looking at my backyard until I couldn't keep my eyes open . Shut my eyes but I could still see my backyard clearly, until a wave of orange rushed past my shoulders and filled my view. Looked like my backyard was underwater in fanta™.
Then everything broke down in to shapes forver and eventually watched 3 indian style figures dancing and waving their arms and leags in circular patterns that affects the background behind them.
Woke up laying on the goround after 7 minutes.
>don't go to /balt/ for 2 weeks
>nothing has changed
retrowave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfkbC8VYEWM
>>71225438
not much. just finished my coffee and now feel like i should take a piss
>>71225755
The sign of consistent quality. We can get only better with oceania here.
trying to find old copypasta i posted here about a bogan
long time ago
this year tho
>>71225991
Open every thread and search bogan, haha good luck with that m8.
fuck latvia
fuck latvia
fuck latvia
fuck latvia
fuck latvia
praise Latvia
>pooland
>>71226234
take that back right now
>>71226251
>pooland
you dont even have to add or change any letters to do it loooooooooooool
>>71226299
good dubbels
>>71226311
hahaha right back at ya
>tfw spring is coming
I will miss winter
>>71226384
dont be sad. you can relive it at the end of year if you dont die before
>>71226434
me on the right
>>71226434
me not included
fresh beats yo xddd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH251DSzG3E
>>71226966
>Pärnumaranda
Means?
>>71227138
to the beach of pärnu
バカ
Baltic friends, you may be interested in this:
https://youtu.be/uPfJRetYP04?t=968
It's talking about the 'beautiful balts' that came to Australia after WW2 that our government used to sell us on the idea of mass (white only) immigration. It contains a little propaganda video featuring all the beautiful Baltic immigrants on the boats coming here.
<3
>>71227158
thanks viro, bestonian is very complicated
t. knows meänkieli
>>71227207
baka no otaku
kimoi
>>71227265
> baka no otaku
loled, hah
>>71227224
>niggers aren't allowed
australia is cool
hmm what country should i play this time?
>>71227224
around which part do they talk about balts
>>71227224
thanks, this is kind of interesting since a bunch of my relatives ended up in australia during and after wwii
>>71227299
No Jews either. On the immigration form you had to prove you were of 'pure Aryan descent' going back a few generations, and we did physical exams to check too, going as far as checking nipple and penis colour.
>>71227324
israel
>>71227350
>>71227352
Literally the exact part I linked you is all about balts for the next few minutes. You can go back a few minutes for some extra context too.
>>71227388
i go austria and annex hungary
or maybe india hmm
>>71227388
i actualyl went israel
i will make Greater Israel
>>71227357
nice
>>71227265
sore wa iwanai de
>>71227404
lol he still has estonian accent
tits or ass
>>71227757
tits
>>71227357
Based australians even doing that after ww2. Too bad world has gone so soft now. Would mind you turning down even estonians if you dont like them, but now everything is racism. Disgrace
>>71227757
both
>>71227757
ass
small tits can be forgiven, a flat shapeless ass, never ever
>>71227596
Yeah, pretty common for a lot of first generation immigrants to retain their accent for life.
>tfw no qt 1940s baltic gf
>>71227778
The world is fucked now mate, but Australia wrote the book on white only immigration. An Australian PM, Billy Hughes, even did a big tour of the US in the 1910s which eventually led to the US immigration law of 1921 that essentially stopped non-white immigration over there. He was one of the driving forces behind it.
Our post-WW2 immigration drive had hugely positive effects on this nation, precisely because it was white only. If only we could have such a nation building phase again.
>Estonians are mongoloids and not white
>Latvians are poor potato niggers and not white
>Lithuanians are slavs and not white
Wew
Laivai
>>71227882
Write australian in google
you will see chinks/gooks/niggers
>>71227918
there is no such thing as "white" people, goy!
>>71227918
I wonder
European/=/White
>>71227918
Only white people in the whole Baltics live on Ösel, bc they were the og Vikings and shieet
>>71228111
kes on eesti alamrassidest kõige suurema arengupeetusega ja miks on need just saarlased?
>>71228111
nahh you wrong
I'm blond/blue eyes
fuck drumpf and fuck latvia
>>71228151
Ma pakuks Lõuna-Eestlased, kuna nemad olid läbi ajaloo alati kõige suuremad argpüksid ja kuked. Saarlased panid kõige kauem võõrvihale vastu
my new home
>>71228262
Do you need money? At least enough so you can buy a housecar.
>>71228231
>ta väldib küsimusele vastamast
hmm...
>>71228262
i liek! veyr gud!
>>71228290
Poiss ma sündisin Vastseliinas, Lõuna-Eestlased on tõsise arengupeetusega
>>71228416
>ma sündisin Vastseliinas
kas inimesed seal on juba kahel jalal kõndima õppinud?
>>71228285
I need money
>>71228521
what would you even do with money? buy a large golden chain and lowrider?
fat women need to be gassed 2bh
virgins raus
>>71228574
amen
tho the more environmentally friendly way is to recycle them into bars of soap.
>>71227853
it's the other way around
>>71228570
buy a housecar or similar
>>71228604
haha nice1 bro
*high fives you*
>>71228617
>>71228521
>pretending to be me
autism
>when an autist replies to me
>>71228636
thanks
i believe natur is VERY important
so is personal hygiene
prefering ass over tits = non white
>>71228648
I'm not pretending to be anyone
t. other guy who would buy a housecar (or similar)
>>71228682
very very true
>>71228691
are you a virgin?
>there's an erasmus student called Ramazan Kaygusuz at my Uni
>he's literally 170cm small
Non-whites, everybody
>>71228756
nope
>>71228758
what country do you have to be born in to get such a terrorist tier name?
>>71228801
Borat land?
>>71228801
I don't know, but sounds like he's form one of the Central Asian republics I think
>Meet some pretty girl
>Check her Facebook
>In all of her old pictures she has a different hair colour, weird facial expressions and looks fucking ugly
My dick is confused.
>>71228927
sometimes girls get prettier over time
>>71228927
Did you meet a pretty girl or did you meet an old facebook picture? Cant see where the confusion would come.
DRUG DEALIN JUST TO GET BY
STACK YO MONEY SO IT GETS SKY HIGH
WE WASNT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT PAST 25
JOKES ON YOU WE STILL ALIVE
>>71229101
Well that is a very good point.
>>71229031
First case like this I've ever witnessed, but it seems to be true
Baffled by the massive number of Ausnz posters this general seems to attract
ONE GLAD MORNING
WHEN THIS LIFE IS OVER
ILL FLY AWAY
>the scatvian spamming nigger lyrics hour
ah yes excellent
>be lihtuanian
>get dick confused
xddd
AS I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
I HEAR HER SPEAK TO ME
HELLO MARY
HOW YOU DOIN
>>71229493
just do what i do. smash that share with the janny button ;)
>>71229530
how many times has that even worked out?
>>71229530
it takes the hotpocket guy hours to do something, or he doesn't at all and the thread gets archived
useless cunts
>>71229622
i don't care as long as that cancer gets removed eventually
>>71229663
the scatvian evades his bans anyway
>>71229663
no bans will stop me
Mikito is an alright person, he has his good moments.
>>71229745
at least he does have good moments, can't say the same about you
>>71229786
It's my first time posting here
MY ANCESTORS SMILE UPON ME
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
>>71229836
Don't you just love dominant lolis
>>71229862
fuck no
fuck off pedo
i will ensure your lynching
new thread time niggers
>>71229815
>tumblr filename
we can tell
>>71229879
But you posted her, not me :(
>>71229972
>>71229972
>>71229972
>>71229972
there we go
What's something simple but not too normie but not too edgy I could put in my Tinder bio to attract optimal bitties?
won $13 on the dogs tonight btw lads
>>71229982
no thanks
>>>71230065
>>>71230065
>>>71230065
real thread
I will take the last post.