/brit/

anime

Bestial

/gfever/ has been a bit of a failure desu lads

>>71218279
Well let's see my tinder progress

>matched one cute girl, didn't reply
>other cute girl said 'maybe next week'
>other cute girl was a bot

All the others have been munts

every girl your age has had a cock in her mouth

>>71218279
gyaldem is mad butters

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Could Bush have been a Russian spy all along?

>>71218325
ditch the turtleneck

Morning lads! is it true that if I obtain asylum in Wales I could have access to accommodation such as my very own sex slave lamb?

this paid shill is getting desperate

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the so called ex texted me today

guess the dumb roasty had a shit day, and i just ignored her aha the dumb cunt.

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>YANK'D

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>>71218346
Oh my god, the Russians even got Merkel, too. How could we be so blind? First Trump and now Merkel

Look, here's conclusive evidence.

Could Merkel actually be a Russian spy?

>>71218357
>Not best korea
Didn't yank hard enough

Cuckphobics OUT

>>71218357
good, let them waste money on weaponised runts while the rest of us get bennies

>>71218357
>special forces

ahh yes

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>nicht kicken me unter ze desk

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BREAKING NEWS: A US government official has made contact with Russia

>>71218388
That look in their eyes. You just know.

>>71218279

I don't need a gf when I know I'm going to put the queen down this year.

just seen something rather pleasant

not a big fan of humans lads

Guys I read that President Kennedy used to have a telephone that was in direct contact with the Russian leader, and this was while Russia was putting nukes on Cuba!

How long has Russia been in control of the USA and why has it taken the media so long to reveal this preposterous state of affairs?

>>71218481
stop occupying the holy land

>>71218481
post fucking machines

just showed my face to a kiwi

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WHO ARE YOU

abls are worse than sjws. they literally cannot let the mention of liverpool go past without having an autistic spergout and spamming "muh >>96" and repeating discounted lies about hillsborough.

why are they so utterly assblasted? because we are the only english club to win five european cups? because we were the most successful club in england for the longest time? because they feel insecure about the best city in britain?

the 96 are INNOCENT, they were killed by the POLICE, perhaps intentionally. the s*n's attempt to rubbish their name and their honour was DISGRACEFUL and ultimately FAILED
jft96 total eclipse of the s*n

successfully

however I realised having a gf has major drawbacks in that it forces you to change your life, habits, etc.

being single is better, get a dog to fulfill your companionship needs and fap to fulfill your sex drive, much better

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*heems your ballbag*

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>>71218500
Remember this guy? In 1975 he walked Bob Dylan on stage - what have YOU done?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ

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>>71218484
Wait a minute... Could it be?

Of course. Now it all makes sense.

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>girls are apparently asking my friends why i've never had a gf

time to pack up and move lads

>>71218549
whats the answer anon?

>>71218357
>list excludes pretty much only us allies

mhmm

MHMM yes very interesting

>>71218549
tell 'em the truth

>>71218549
At least girls talk to you

>>71218484
please don't lead mr autismo on

>>71218549
it means youre a handsome lad x

>>71218549
>friends
A likely story!

just realised I've been subconsciously fiddling with a kitchen knive for the last hour
have a very strong urge to cut myself with it

Do, O Lord, protect us, guard us for ever from this generation.

drumpf BTFO

>>71218586
no thats only if they say it to you

>>71218549
Theyre hinting at an orgy

*noises*

>>71218598
*takes it away and replaces it with a spoon*

>>71218611
*babestation*

>>71218549
Honestly think you might be autistic mate

>>71218598
I just realised I've been subconsciously avoiding all work and romance opportunities for the last 20 years

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>>71218549
>has friends
>girls know he exists
jealous

>>71218615
That was kind of you :)

if Putin is a former KGB agent who is trying to bring back the USSR, and he has Trump as his puppet, then wouldn't that make liberals happy?

I thought liberals loved communism and socialism

>>71218607
no it's not m8 they're scouting you out. Take it as a compliment and stop being so self concious

>>71218554
that i'm a bit commitmentphobic and don't understand the idea of dating someone you aren't interested in just so that you don't have to be alone

>>71218615
wow thanks! haha
*all depressing and suicidal thoughts go away*

>>71218644
Fuck up and go to /cum/
Why do yanks and leafs thirst for attention so much?

>>71218644
great glad we could end this discussion on american politics

>h3h3 claims pewdiepie isnt anti-Semitic based on the fact that ethan is a jew and is also friends with pewdiepie

ah yes, sure this lad reads the torah every night before bed.

FAKE NEWS ALERT

>>71218650
not him. its true though they only go behind your back if you're offputting

need to eath this big bowl of porridge in the next 5 minutes but i hate this fucking shit
NOT happy

>>71218656
thats good because i sure as shit wasn't going to listen to your problems or anything haha

>>71218644
>ussr was socialist
this shit gimmick again

>>71218651
wow thats a normie reason

bet you've had sex an' all

>>71218672
starving children in africa and all that lad, you can do it xx

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>>71218658
>yfw you realise the yanks and leafs that post here think they're too good for /cum/

Imagine learning banter from 4chan
The state of septics

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>>71218692
>the yanks here think they're funnier than /cum/ posters

>>71218707
dont like that word

please dont use it again xx

>>71218681
wew thank god for that
nobody else has ever shown interest or even recognition before, best to keep it that way
AHHHHH lol

>browsing a chick's pics
>Face pic, no cleavage
>Check out one of the comments
>"every time a kitten sees this they scream for milk"

What did they mean by this?

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>>71218692
>Aussies think that tramp-stamp on their flag means they're British

Nice general you got there...with Malaysia and the Samoan isles, HAHAHA. Say hi to Sri Lanka, Tazmania, and Laos for me.

>>71218669
shut the fuck up you oven dodging wanker

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>>71218714
Oh sweetie no x

>>71218740
i care about you lad x

>>71218549
if any girls had done this with me when i had friends they would have just told the girls that i was gay and never tell me

>>71218750
ummm im catholic xx

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Been eating a bowl of these unsalted mixed nuts for breakfast with my coffee, for about 6 months now. All this time I thought one of the nuts included was walnut. Turns out: Pecan. No walnut in these bags at all.

>>71218740
(he doesn't)

>>71218760
oh
carry on

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>>71218776
god bless xx

>>71218753
xx

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>>71218748
They're card carrying members of the Commonwealth which is more than you'll ever be.

Enjoy losing in the Commonwealth games oh wait you weren't invited.

>>71218748
>tramp stamp
why are you here? speaking to all yanks itt

When anon was just a boy
he expected the world

don stepped outside

business idea: Don't Respond to Yanks Day
we'll trial it today

might grow a beard. cant tell if itd make me look better or worse

>>71218803
G'day gayman rider, how many nip girls you fugg this week

whens gf2017 going?
Well, I haven't even talked to a girl in 2 months and I can't even remember the last time I did anything sexual with one, maybe a year or so ago

>>71218826
got a gf yesterday

>>71218820
am I included in this?

>>71218838
what kind of gf?

i find puerto rico talking shit about the US to be hilarious

>>71218826
*you notice me and my mates looking over at you and chuckling*
sorry mate, i was just telling my mates about that funny walk you do. Could you do that walk for us? I'll buy you a pint

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>>71218820
i'll give you 5$ for 70% of your company

every chick that wants me lives in another country i think it's because they haven't seen me in person

>>71218838
im happy for you lad
im glad some of here arent losers like me

>>71218826
had sex today

no gf though, they're too much maintanance desu

and you have to go on dates and buy them shit

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>>71218799
aww what a shame. Looks like I'll be missing out on the exciting runners from....Botswana. And then marvelous throwers from...Seychelles

I here Lesotho has an impressive line up this year

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>>71218858

had sex today

no gf though, they're too much maintanance desu

and you have to go on dates and buy them shit

>>71218886
good post

went into a centrelink today
was well depressing seeing all those dregs of society in one place

>>71218876
This attitude is why you're not invited... To anything.

ive only had e-gfs

so much work lads, cant do ANYTHING on the pc without them bothering you. wonder if a real gf is more or less work.

Everything has been said before There's nothing left to say anymore

commonwealth is for niggers
Thats why Ireland didnt join

>>71218854
why? it's not like you're really an American

all normies should be killed

>>71218892
I also have been to the UK

ama

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>>71218824
>gayman rider
>girls you fugg
>discrepancy detected

>interrogates

>>71218931
how are you feeling?

>>71218937
low tb h
don't know why

>>71218931
think you'll ever find love?

>tfw no peroxide blonde fake tits valley girl accented yank gf

>>71218898
Less

>>71218925
you're not wrong ahaha

>>71218931
what are your career goals?
Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?

like those japanese porn vids were they basically rape someone on the train

>>71218965
hope your day gets better xx

>>71218988
hmmmmmmmm

not sure i want to try it still, cant imagine spending time with someone EVERY DAY in REAL LIFE.

>>71219004
same if they're white girls

>>71218981
think I could tb h

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>>71218904
Sure it's not because it has "wealth" in the name?

>>71219000
hopefully something finance-related after uni
no
nice trips

>>71219023
it's 8pm here
just want it to end
going for a walk soon, need to get off /brit/

Feels nice to be cold.

like those irish traditional music which is full of historically suppressed and harassed irish people's emotion

>>71219023
You don't see them everyday unless you live next door or something. You both have work/classes, that keep you busy

>>71218357
>special forces
Forces of autistic soldiers?

>>71219051
>tolerance, understanding
gay cunts haha

>>71219077
hmm yeh lad that should clear your mind a bit

>>71219088
>work/classes
lied to every e-gf ive ever had telling them i had classes and such so i couldn't talk to them. dont think that would work with a real gf. REALLY not liking the sound of this "human contact" thing.

>>71219131
how the fuck do you even get an e gf

>>71219150
online video-games

the issue is, 100% of ALL women who have an internet presence are massive whores. reckon its fucked me if i ever did want to date irl women.

>>71219131
You won't get a gf if you're a neet. Unless an ugly girl who's also a neet can't find anyone else

>>71218615
*arrests you for carrying assault spoon without permit*

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>>71219182
yeh figured that, have no mates since i finished school and i cba to stop being neet.

>tfw no irl gf because im a pathological liar

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>>71219119

>>71219264
how do live as neet? your parents let you just live off them?

>>71219264
Don't know how old you are but just go to uni, or even a community college or whatever you call it. The one that's a shit version of uni. You'll make loads of friends if you stay on the campus

peeled a refugees welcome sticker off a lamppost in my town lads

>>71219283
aye im only 19, the 'rents think i'll land a lifelong career any day now. feel a bit bad, but i'll never lie to them.

>>71219293
unironically cant into maths, uni would NOT go well.

>>71219318
Not joking here, train to be a nurse. My mate moved there and she's earning 65k as a nurse, it's ridiculous. You can be braindead and still come out with nursing qualifications

turtle ya here bredrin

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>>71218279
chebs

>>71218344
all libyans should be killed

>>71219395
wish i were a pretty girl with great chebs
would make being neet a lot easier and more fun

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paging t.mong

a mr. t.mong

havent fed my neopets in 12 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWlTS_Gm_T8

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Probly won't overcome this one I think

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex

still have my tomagachi

>>71219494
13 years here

Haven't fed my tamagotchi in 40 years

>>71219412
hate his stupid phimosis face tbqh

>>71219527
>First identified by Sigmund Freud
in the bin it goes

>>71219540
i heard they sold the site to nickelodeon or whoever

my pets are on their own with that shit, can't remember my password anyway

>>71219555
So how is Women's Studies, Zayden?

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Il n'y a pas de rapport sexuel

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>When you pass your exam but your mate fails by 1 point

>>71219627
how the fuck do people let themselves get this fat?

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girl here

if you've got a beard do you put shampoo in it?

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>>71219527
Sounds like bateman tier stuff

>>71219684
dunno never grown a beard

>>71219684
Bout to drop a secret inside knowledge truthbomb from the patriarchy on you baby
Shampoo is just body wash in a different container

>>71219684
wouldn't know, I have a strong chin/jaw and decent grooming habits

>>71219636
the emerging middle class in central and eastern europe have it so much better than the kids of middle class baby boomers with no inheritance in the west

toto game is fuego

>>71219684
i do but i'm weird, i shampoo my pubes too

>>71219735
not all shampoos, if you want a shampoo that isn't bullshit always get the keratin ones

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>>71219684
L O N D I N I U M

O

N

D

I

N

I

U

M

oh
just like we never said goodbye
when u looked at me that way

never had sex

>>71219829
It's overrated.

>>71219829
there should be a word for this

>class in 7 hours
>haven't slept

ahhhhhhhhhhh wonderful hmm yes quality aha yes yes VERY pleased with myself right now.

>>71219829
don't remember posting this

wonder how many girls ive talked to unknowingly throughout my 4chan career

>>71219760
ever conditioned them too? feels nice afterwards desu

>>71219852
hi~

post fucking machines :3

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Do I have turbo-autism if I'm unironically considering taking up pipe smoking?

I've only ever experimented with vaping before.

I hear the Virginia 'bacco is good for starters. Latakia and English blends are hardmode, and Turkish is exotic.

>>71219849
i've got a trick that (((they))) don't want you to know about

kys and you'll go to sleep instantly

>Runs on America First platform
>In cahoots with the ruskies

lmao nice job poltards

shoes are on too tight
might give the fuckers a good take-off

>>71219871
bit sinful xx

>>71219749
they'll do the same things our parents did and fuck it all up for their kids

>>71219869
doing anything that was popular 60 years ago is autistic

>>71219868
dont want to leave me alone already fuckn cunts
swear to god id heem you irl

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>>71219873
no regrets

>>71219873
ah yes trump must be a secret communist, that's why he's a billionaire businessman

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>>71219897
*tips archaic headwaters*

need a poo
might treat myself and go let it out

>>71219897
Fascism is in right now though

>>71219939
keep me posted

They're digging holes in the pavement of the street I keep watch over on my second monitor all day. It's like a wallpaper except instead of a picture of a slag in a bikini, it's 24/7 live streaming video of people having a nice time near the beach.

http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

They've got the cones out and everything.

the liberal media is lying so much that people are starting to believe it

>>71219920
I thought championing the working man made him a billionaire?

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>THA LIBRUL MEDIER IS LYING SO MUCH THAT PEEOPLE ARE STARTING TA BELIEVE IT

>>71219953
I've been there

>>71219869
Yes you fucking do

Was unironically spending my evenings watching pipe smoking videos on YouTube around four months ago, considering buying one. Probably still have it my chrome history.

In fairness it's because my mates were doing it, but still, it's a fucking baby's pacifier for adults. I look back at myself then and think "Anon, what were you like you cringey twat you actually considered buying a pipe lmaooo"

smoking Natural American Spirit yellow

>>71218328
So have you m8

>>71220008
pics xx

>>71219951
that's more like 70 years ago

>>71219894
they have a bright demographic outlook though

*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*

>>71219952
very sloppy
theres a lot more than i expected

just downloaded elder scrolls online
what race should I play

>>71220008
smoking the celadon rn

those are the best imo

>>71220072
eat some fiber xx

>>71220080
white

does brother nathanael know what hes on about or is he a crazy old jew?

>>71220091
i eat bread all the time

>>71220102
i don't even think he's really jewish he's just a batshit insane old man

>>71220098
yeah im picking nord I think

>>71220080
Nurburgring

>>71220108
ummm obviously not enough xx

>>71219997
Looks really nice. Camera's gone all dark today for some reason, it's usually a lot better than this. Really nice to have in the background, there's a restaurant right below the cam and you can sometimes hear the chattering and clattering of a restaurant when it's busy. Karaoke as well on a night. DJ seems to like Louis Armstrong.

I've been here once:
http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/cataluna/gerona/lloret-de-mar-costa-brava.html
Would watch this one all day instead but it has no sound and nobody ever shows up, despite being "the heart of nightlife in Spain."

It was very nice, went snorkeling and everything. Like the Tenerife cam, there's a restaurant just below where the camera is and I had very good fish and chips.

Tell me about your time in Tenerife if you can be bothered.

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watch it /brit/

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>>71220102
His channel is unironically blocked in Jewropean cunts

Thought the commie period ended hmm x

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>>71220003
Gonna head down to the 'bacconists after work and get an ol' 'ipe.

I've watched pipe videos too. The process look very comforting. Fill, starter light, relight, tamp, keep a steady pace.

I'm familiar with the ol' 'cotine, so I'll try not to overdo it.
>>71220008
> cigarettes
Literally kys, rourke.

Those are just senseless addiction sticks.

>>71220141
dead meme

>>71220131
no i think its got to do with me holding on
everytime i hold on for too long my poo is all sloppy

>>71220151
pipes are mouth fedoras

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>>71220141
watch it /leftypol/

>expecting a call any minute from the university telling me whether or not I've got that PhD position

Little bit nervous lads

>>71220156
dont hold it in then you fucking weirdo

can't fathom living somewhere where content is blocked based on its political espousal

here the only shit that's blocked is because of copyright shite

>>71220151
Did you not take heed of my post ?

Enjoy your manky teeth and pharyngeal cancer

And don't smoke on a table with non-smokers and then claim that it's "just steam bro this isn't like cigarettes" like my runt mates do

>>71220080
imperial *snickers*

>>71220137
We stayed essentially half-way between Cristianos (where you're watching) and Americas, Americas is the livelier strip but Cristianos has markets a little further down than where that cam is. I probably had a drink in the restaurant it's over
Tenerife is probably my favourite Canary Island
I remember one day the gf and I were trying to find "Veronicas", which is a string of bars and clubs on Americas, and couldn't. We went out again at night and somehow stumbled across it, got pulled in for free shots and got absolutely rat-arsed - bought some crisps from Subway and had drunk sex, good night

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crying

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>>71220175
> pipes are mouth fedoras
Say that to Einstein, you lecherous ciggiholic.

>>71220102
Fuck, he seriously looks like he could be a Silent Hill character.

>>71220194
no, i can't do a shit and NOT have a shower afterwards and i don't like showering more than every 2 days

>>71220258
you're a right weird cunt mate. fucking hell.

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>>71220236
Einstein was fedora as fuck

>>71220278
why?

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the gf with her kids

>>71220299
a weird cunt who also lacks any self-awareness. jfc.

bet you're the fatarse phimo failure too.

>>71220312
cute x

>>71220316
i want to know which part you're taking issue with

>>71220350
dont talk to me ever again. mentally ill freak.

>>71220350
Are you a germaphobe

>>71220381
no
>>71220362
why are you avoiding the question

>>71220381
>germaphobe that doesn't shower more than once every 2 days

>>71220211
Sounds great. I was thinking of getting my mate a holiday to Tenerife for his 40th but I think he'd prefer the money. I'll suggest it though, he got a passport a few months ago and has never been overseas. 70 quid return flight from Humberside, plus hotel and stuff, probs about £300 total for 7 days. Dunno if he'd wanna go by himself though and my passport expired.

I was too young to drink when I went to the Costa Brava but one time when I was 13 and little bro was 10, somewhere in Majorca or the Costa del Sol, the grandparents left us alone by the hotel pool. They gave us a load of cash to play the arcade and pool tables, but I tried my luck in the bar and got a couple of cheeky San Miguels and a pack of cigs from the machine. Me and my bro were ratted by the time Grandparents came back. Best night ever, sat by the pool all evening winking at the senoritas in bikinis and downing beer and smoking Marlboros like a pair of lads.

>>71220405
>40 year old mate

hmm

>>71220394
you're a disgusting mental case lad don't blame him for not talking to you desu

OUR YEAR LADS

WE

DA NORDEN BRUDDERS

Going to a psychiatrist later

Bit nervous 2bh

when i fart my dick gets hard

>>71219953
>the street I keep watch over on my second monitor all day
you sound creepy af m8

>>71220460
sad that they took down that video desu

>>71220461
go to church instead lad, god will sort you out xx

hmmmm

turns out muscular /cric/men were running /brit/ all along

can't say I'm surprised

>>71220431
I'm 35. He's the cousin of someone my age that I used to hang out with. I ended up being better mates with the older cousin.

time for some brekie me thinks x

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>>71220199
There are health risks with pipe smoking, but there are also looking cool as fuck risks and enjoying yourself risks with pipe smoking. Use at your own discretion.

>>71220473
I'm not wanking over it. I just like to have it on in the background. Not saying I'm not creepy, but having that stream on in the background when I'm not using the second monitor isn't too weird. Is it?

i refer to farts as canadian handshakes

>>71220509
>the street I keep watch over
there is no way that sentence isn't weird i'm afraid lad

i refer to canadians as farts (LOL!)

when you do a shit that touches the bottom of the bowl but still breaches the surface

still a bit rankled that we share a thread with that australian weirdo

>>71220509
literally paranoid schizophrenic behaviour

it's defo something are tim would do if someone put the idea in his head

still a bit perturbed that we share a thread with someone who says "rankled"

>Tenerife
>"Sounds great"

t. pleb

How about you become a real traveller™ like me

>>71220549
got a m8 who did one that did that and stood straight up. was so dense and girthy it supported its own weight. wouldn't flush so he put a glove on and picked it up and could tilt it almost horizontal holding it in the middle and it would keep its shape.

>>71220581
I've been around the world and I still think Tenerife is great for a beach holiday
>he hasn't had a BBQ literally cooked on Mt. Teide

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>>71220582
bit nasty

>>71220508
Pipe smoking is the least harmful method of smoking to your health as long as you don't inhale like a weirdo. You have to be at least 40 and "weathered" looking to do it without looking like a hipster twat these days though.

I was in a pub once, back when you could smoke in pubs, and some old fellow at another table lit up a pipeful of rum & raisin tobacco. It smelled incredible.

actually got a bit hungry after that poo haha
not, you know, for poo, it just left such a void behind in my insides
what a BEAST

>>71220552
Which one haha

Hello I am Muslim

>>71220556
Not saying I'm not literally a paranoid schizophrenic but I reckon lots of people find the gentle, familiar sound of folks socialising and having fun preferable to silence. What's weird about it? I'd say it's quirky, sure. Eccentric at most. Mental? That's a bit much.

>>71218279

Join the discord lads

https://discord.gg/NFhZwRK

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>>71220680
*imbibes near you*

>>71220680
Why?

>>71220680
FOS
(fuck off saracen)

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me in the middle

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> me in the middle

>>71220720
He really was the voldemort of his time...

>>71220702
yeh you dont seem like a schizo anon c:

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>>71220709

I just learned stretch marks never go away

I put on weight and got stretch marks on my man boobs past few months now I see they'll never go away

Fuck my life

>>71220794
maybe you shouldn't have eaten yourself fat

>>71220794
Don't drink to much estrogen

>>71220728
Mosely is a meme who wanted a pan-european superstate but fuck me if he wasn't the finest damn orator in the history of politics. The lucidity and conviction with which he presented his arguments makes it hard to fault his conclusions and to not admire the man. Absolute badass

>>71220794
got loads all over my arms

>>71220804
Story of my life

>>71220828
Pic

>>71220549
when you do a shit that is so long and structurally sound that it won't go round the u-bend no matter how much you flush, and you have to get a plaggy bag round your hand and a disposable wooden kebab skewer in one hand and a bit of bogroll in the other hand and slice up the shit then wipe off the skewer and drop the tissue in the bog, flush, wrap the skewer in the plaggy bag and put it in the bin, spend five minutes washing your hands vigorously and then take the bin with the shit skewer out to the wheelie bin and wash your hands again

uh no thank you sweetie x

tenerife stalker still here?

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In class watching PE2

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>>71218279
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>71220828
bit gay

>>71220825
Mosely was a snake in a human shell.

>>71220825
He was a damn good orator but honestly doesn't hold a candle to Hitler in that regard.

>>71220552
Would do ANYTHING to shag the bird in the op though. Would be plotting and scheming on the side lines of the club just looking for the most opportune moment to spike her

>>71220857
>PE2
what's going on in Peterborough then?

looks like i'll be missing my class after all aha

night lads xx

>>71220881
night babes x

>>71220861
first result https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/93090412/
>When I first got a taste for black pussy I would lick the lips and work the ... the seasoning from a good black bull or Muslim stud can't be topped.
Ahhhh yess, /pol/
They talk about cucks and black bulls so much that it's infected google searches. Really ironic 2bh

>>71220881
>night
It's 10:30am.

>>71220794
That's not true

I got small stretch marks on the underside of my biceps when I started lifting weights years ago and they went away

slice of life anime desu

>>71221004

night

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>>71220840
dunno if its visible via a phone cam but i got it over both arms and lower belly
think it happens to most people who lose and gain weight too fast

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>>71218929
>>71218892

>>71219098
POO