/brit/

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first for LEAF'd

I'd suck a fart out of an irishman's bumhole

Just did a brrrap under me covers, starting to like the smell tbqh

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should never fail a rep, but have gains everlasting.

retiring to my slumber

No clue why I stayed up so late

Just felt like it the night

I'll be fucked tomorrow

Signing out xxxx

Not a single British poster

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'tines date went well lads

how long do you lads wait for a (you) after you have posted on a thread?

>>71216016
>>71216037
>>71216039
>>71216048
>>71216057
you meant to put /cum/ in the subject right?

>>71216071
aha 1 post early lad

>>71216079
FOY

>>71216075
until the end of the thread usually

The American media is incredibly triggering to me

>>71216069
Miss you <3

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the gf

>make a post
>take a 10 minute break
>come back and someone's replied to me
>can't reply to them because some christfag yank nonce decided to make a new thread

>>71216092
I see. Thanks for the (you) and have one early

>>71216117

I got trips in the last thread, imagine how I feel

>>71216132
Like a dork?

>>71216117
>>71216132
here, let me make you feel better with more you's

>>71216132
praise kek!

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>praise kek!

>>71216112
she's on point, m8.

so she's my gf now

i've got class tomorrow morning at 9am, just downed my 4th cuppa and now i cant sleep aha what am i like.

>only a single other brit in this /brit/ thread

fuck it's just like real life

I only sharted once the entirety of last year
But have already done it once this year

>>71216204
FOP

>abnormie whose awake at 6am complains the normoids who normally post are getting ready for work

ahh hmmmmm yes

>>71216210
lucky, now you wont shart again for the rest of the year

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>>71216204
FOP (Fuck Off Pom)

at the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression. on tablets for it now

>>71216227

Could be a slippery slope x

>>71215871
arguable whether the latin or germanic powers were worse, probably the latin ones

the british often worked within the traditional tribal structures of african society, as long as they were allowed to get the goods they wanted and traded they left them be. They did the same thing in india where traditional kingdoms and mini-states inland kept their status while answering to the british empire.

the french were more interested in top-down rule and enforcing their presence, making them learn french and spreading their culture (see the ao dai in vietnam). the portuguese were similar, their only two mainland african colonies (angola and mozambique) are some of the only countries in africa where the bantu population actually speak a european language as a native tongue, angola especially with about 40% speaking it as a first language, essentially the moortuguese tried to supplement their culture and eradicate the local one.

funnily the germans were the least invasive colonial power, because they only existed after 1871 they were late to the colonial game, only managed to pick up the absolute munter colonies of tanzania and cameroon and papua new guinea (lel). they were generally fair, though I think tanzania had some large revolts against the germans, partly because there was a strong arab/ muslim presence there before the yuros so their society was coherent enough to collectively hate the germans, and at that point in history there was a generous anti-colonial sentiment across the world

belgians were genuinely evil in the congo, though idk if they'd be considered latin or german. imo I'd consider them latin because being catholic was still important then and they had a strong french-connection.

hope me new shoes come in the post today

>>71216260
not reading this

been posting on mumsnet again

they're all such fucking bitches, so rude about everything

>>71215999
are you watching abc news as well?

>>71216280
>999
kek confirms it

>>71216280

It was on here, too

My mum just got red pilled hard

>>71216270

Ever get Nudes? X

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>>71216280
>abc news

>>71216334

Me in the middle

>>71216347
suck my fat cock you kiwi cunt

>>71215961
fair but every european power had a focus, france in eastern indochina/ parts of africa, the dutch in indonesia, even the spanish and portuguese long before

it's easy to say the british were evil in india when you see how many people those famines killed but don't forget india was a fucking massive country even then, and it's not easy to feed that many mouths

>>71216367
Umm I'm her boyfriend love xx

not sure how late to stay up tonight lads
was up till 3 last night and slept till 11:30

>>71216309
really made me think des u
hate that fucking cunt, looks like it's just boring edgy humour

half a modafinal straight up the shitter

im committing to this sleep pattern repair job

>it's easy to say the british were evil in india

not really

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hrmm...

>>71216334
gonna need the name of this program
please xx

the british were evil in india

>>71216421
>implying in 100 years there wont be a kingdom of Jerusalem 2.0

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Getting paid on Friday lads

>>71216421
>The data from Index Mundi show that the fertility rate in Gaza, 4.4 children per woman, is among the highest in the world
yeah gl with that jews

>>71216429
was that easy or difficult to say

a boy from here has been posting on mumsnet again trying to 'redpill' us about jews? can anyone explain what this means?

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The gf

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what did she mean by this?

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>>71216504

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not feelin good today lads

>>71216506
Wew

>>71216530
is that you?

>>71216503
know for a fact that i could i surreptitiously open wikipedia and rattle off a list of atrocities

>>71216410
careful you dont have to go toilet diving to retrieve it x

>>71216554
don't really care about indians though

>>71216504
what kind of mother is awake and posting on 4chan at 6:13 in the morning?

>>71216579
this one who is concerned for the safety of her children if either of my boys find the fourchan

>>71216574
irrelevant

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>stayed at work till 7 last night
>had to wake up at 6 for work this morning
>couldn't sleep because i had a dream about them cutting my wages (which i thought was an actual conversation and it kept me up worrying)

are victoria saved india

>>71216612
is that guy okay?

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>>71216612
feels good man

here i am about to embark on a day of music, philosophy and politics

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>>71216612
>to top it off it's only wednesday

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>5'6

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the proto gf

>>71216652
t. flubba bubba noonga

ask a lad who's 5'8 built like a university student anything

rip /brit/. guess we have to wait for deano and smiffster to get back from work.

>tfw white and not white at the same time
idk if its the best of both worlds or the worst

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england land

>>71216743
rasheed

>>71216674
literally blond hair blue eyes with snownigger skin
really makes me think

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ThaiNonce at it again

>>71216763
>snownigger skin
>that flag
>that post

hello turbo-neet

>>71216767
what was the point in him tweeting this

antifa are not a domestic terrorist group

>>71216772
half right
uni student but on break

>a unirunt replies to me

hmmmmm no thats alri

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>university of life

>>71216841
misato is used goods that would cheat on you to fuck kaji

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>>71216878
fuck off

>>71216767
i imagine he did this to score popularity points on /brit/

no way a normal-functioning person would bother appearing to be this much of a rorke.

>>71216890
well hello there reddit

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Why haven't you burnt down your local church/ mosque/ synagogue today, lads?

>>71216890
tbf antifa literally propagates violence as one of its core tenants
think that's automatic admission to terror group status

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>>71216907
enjoy the hellfire lad xx

>>71216907
>mosque/ synagogue
oy allah!

>>71216911

The squats are nice tho, despite the idpol bullshit

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>Why haven't you burnt down your local church/ mosque/ synagogue today, lads?

>>71216911
his head is going to explode when he reads this. reddit cannot comprehend this

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there are at least 4 anarcho-communists that post here other than myself

>>71216902
it's not that i'm pro-antifa.

i just can't imagine posting anything this political on social media. and knowing it was done under the 'thailad' guise it was definitely done for an audience.

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>>71216926
anarchists will be shot, they dont respect law and order

>>71216919

Two choir boys have been deposited to your account

>autismo yank backing me up
yeah thank but no thanks
pfft

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>>71216924
KICKING AND SCREAMING

>>71216935
dem socs are pussyclarts senpai

alri lads

>>71216926

Anarcho syndicalist here, to be exact.

Also hey, that's my profile pic on my YouTube

>>71216935

Much like Rosa Luxemburg right, you succ dem?

i'm watching an irish movie and i can't understand anything they're saying

>>71216956
close enough

>>71216947
>>71216975
*assasinates you*

nothin personnel... kid

>>71216925
see>>71216933

>>71216926
anarcho centrist here

>tfw only fascist centrist here

>>71216986
mutualism?

>grandmother fell for a phishing scam
people should be euthanised once they reach 60

who else /monarchist centrist/ here

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>>71216935

>Canadian poster
>soc-dem

I M A G I N E M Y S H O C K
M
A
G
I
N
E

M
Y

S
H
O
C
K

>Tfw intersectional ethno-mercantilist

housemate has taken to not turning his fucking alarm off for minutes at a time and then pressing snooze

why is he doing this?

black cocks matter
that would make a great porn scene

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ES JAY DOUBLE YOO

>all these brits and bruces larping about communist revolution

reminder that the only anglos that can effectuate a revolution are armed rural north americans and it would be a libertarian one, not a socialist one. not even a fan of this fact, its just true

>>71217022
he's trying to get up you twat. I do this too because I am absolutely exhausted almost every morning

>>71217044
ye but its going to wake me up when i have my sleep pattern back on track

*Another brit enters the thread*

>>71217039
heh, think again kiddo
*tips bin over*

>>71217053
adjust your sleep pattern in tune with his then

Social democracy is the BIGGEST farce

>>71217053
live by yourself then

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>>71217039

>implying 1776 won't lead to glorious acceleration when they overthrow the state

Mein gott...

>>71217053
what time does he have it set?

>>71217065
well thats what im being forced to do but i dont like not having the freedom

>>71217069
not a billionaire

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>>>/tv/79448108

>>71217053
kill him

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>>71217076
ACCELERATE

>>71217079
6:30 today it seems

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>>71217089
maybe it is time to try out some mind games

>>71217092
that's a good time to get up lad. think of all the things you'll get done. stop moaning.

>>71217092
ever thought about discussing it with him?

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>>71217134
well now im going to be deliberately unproductive just to spite you

just realised something lads, nevilles surname is long bottom, and he is described as an overweight kid.
and then rowling calls herself a liberal after such fat shaming and mocking. grim

>>71217136
ludicrous idea m8 it makes far more sense to say nothing, get pissed off and then post about it here

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Honestly it's all about me.

>>71217174
i accept that i am in the wrong but it still annoys me

gosh anon

right thats the brits waking up time for bed

>>71217163
You wouldn't happen to have any webms that feature women getting fucked by some sort of machine?

>>71217163
you call her a liberal m8. liberal's don't use that word for themselves.

Asia is too big

>350 dollarydoos for a half-hour appointment
psychiatry is a racket

>>71217195
you still haven't answered me
just ask your roommate to turn the alarm off and not leave it on snooze

>>71217241
same price as a gram of coke. better of spending on that. at least you'll feel good for a night

>>71217163
she virgin shames too even though her entire fanbase are nerdy young children

>>71217269
yeah but i don't know where to get that

gonna do a wee in my sleep haha

>>71217258
i'd feel like a bit of a dick because he has commitments and i do not

think it would strain the relationship

>>71217293
how do you afford to live with him if you're a neet

>>71217315
its complicated

>>71217305
This new?

>>71217293
fair, I had a shut-in neet roommate a while ago and hated him. if he asked me to quiet down in the morning I'd be livid

if you're on good terms just let him *surreptitiously* know that the alarm goes off too often in the morning and ask if he could turn it off

>>71217324
you're a bit of a moany twat really aren't you

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>7am
>still awake

>>71217339
haha im really not

i am literally fixing my sleeping pattern solely to fit his schedule

>>71217324
rentboy

>>71217293
have you thought about setting a fan up for some white noise?

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>>71217305
This is a good argument for National Bolshevism

>>71217349
go 2 bed qt ;)

>>71217357
That's kind of you

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>>71217305

>implying

Who here /real working hours/

>>71217357
stop moaning about it then. his alarm will help you fit his schedule. he's doing you a favour.

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>>71217366
>purges the "undesirables"

>>71217369
are you literally the person the question? why are you so invested in this?

Staying with a runtish family in a spare room

Like an anthropologist these are my notes:
>eat oven meals
>no dining arrangement just eat on the sofa watching tv
>kids listen to rnb and grime
>have a room full of junk

Real nice ppl dont get me wrong just fully encrusted pineal-gland wise

>>71217390
Think you might be tired lad

>>71217389
Rootless Cosmopolitans :^)

>>71217400
essex commuter belt?

>>71217324
you're not some mopey asian cunt who gets all his money wired in from his wealthy parents are you?
was stuck in a uni accomodation with one just a month ago, he doesn't even go to uni anymore he's just scamming the admin

>>71217406
i am but i do think im getting a lot of unwarranted bullying for this

>>71217400
They think im a bit weird for not really watchibg much tv and never wanting dessert

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>>71217368
Can't lad

Need someone to cuddle.

>>71217418
im a student without attendance(resitting) who was somewhat recently made redundant

>>71217422
Stop posting then.

why does 4chan always side against the person complaining?
i guess its why no one here has any sort of decent social life

>>71217418
damn gweillo, mind your own business

>>71217416
Nah south tho

>>71217439
how about you stop being mean to me?

>>71217425
Also that i cook all my meals from scratch

The mum keeps commenting on it

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>why does 4chan always side against the person complaining?
>i guess its why no one here has any sort of decent social life

>>71217466
is this the face of a spoiled & bored hapa?

>>71217400
>>no dining arrangement just eat on the sofa watching tv
my family did this, bit of an antiquated mindset to think it wasn't the logical choice

>>71217482
I'm not sure he is a hapa, just has naturally shifty-looking eyes from being a narcissist

>>71217493
I think if i had kids id rehgresst this level of laziness

But atm i shun tv and not eating at a table

>>71217466
what did you mean by posting this reaction face?

>>71217529
Reminds me of someone I know.

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>>71217529
forgot the pic

well good mornign

>>71216210
used to have a pair of undies i thought were cursed because it seemed like every time i sharted, it was while i was wearing them

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>>71217538
/cric/ celeb

>>71217536
why is eating at the table so important?

>>71217466
>>71217545
>>71217562
KHAN'D

>>71217562
ahh yes i have heard about this fellow from multiple copypastas

>>71217562
is this where the delet this gimmick comes from?

>>71217529
>narcissist
>not even good looking

what a goof

>>71217563
Its civil

I mean itsbjust the combination of eating oven food on the sofa gawking at itv

>>71217562
how did he get doxxed

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mummy sent me this

>>71217582
pengting

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hmmm

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>>71217579
fair, rather he's egotistic
>>71217598
has to be one of the runtiest ways to out yourself

>>71217581
watching itv is the only runt thing here imo

>>71217619
T. Runt

Don't want any of my cunty "friends" to wish me a happy birthday on normiebook. Might just delete it

>>71217608
thats a lot of strain on the back

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Ah of course

>>71217624
oven food is kinda runty i guess but watching tv whilst eating

its more efficient

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me and the gf

>>71217641
Òwning a tv is runtish

Enjoy your globalist brainwashing.
Watch videodrome for more info

>>71217616
how did they already know his name was daniel?
and did someone else from 4chan end up hooking up with his oneitis or am i misremembering

>>71217658
Looks good to me

>>71217659
*watches it on my tv whilst eating*
and now what?

>>71217659
one in videodrome is sexually appealing to me

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hope you all like this documentary about me

>>71217577
someone answer this inquiry at once

>>71217577
no

have you tried not opening your fucking gob

jesus don't want me for a sunbeam

got a dicky tummy

>>71217702
back to /tv/ runt

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>>71217663
don't know, not an expert but iirc he actually showed the oneitis and "friends" /cric/ and joked about how he was an identityfag even before he was doxxed lol
also have a feeling ivana has a boyfriend at the moment as well, at least her sexual exploits are a hot topic of discussion whenever he appears. don't know if it was someone from /sp/ though

>>71217577
doubt it, he would've been parroting it
it's a poopular normiebook meme

>>71217663
he used to talk about your one ivana and someone recognized him

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>>71217741
/tv/ is dead, nothing but porn, Trump and kekshit and neither mods nor hiro do a thing about it
btw what do I think of this flick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k

the origin of delet this for the newfriends

>>71217743
I once met the a great girl on tinder who wanted a squeeze while her bf was at work (he knew about it and consented). She even had her tubes tied so I could go all in. I messed that all up eventually though.

ahh lads...

have always felt camaraderie toward icelanders as same fish eaters

>>71217743
>group photo for a dating profile

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>>71217771
that sounds like it's actually hard to mess up
what did you do

>>71217771
how did you screw that up? spanner

Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples: 2 “The teachers of the law and the Pharisees sit in Moses’ seat. 3 So you must be careful to do everything they tell you. But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach. 4 They tie up heavy, cumbersome loads and put them on other people’s shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.

5 “Everything they do is done for people to see: They make their phylacteries[a] wide and the tassels on their garments long; 6 they love the place of honor at banquets and the most important seats in the synagogues; 7 they love to be greeted with respect in the marketplaces and to be called ‘Rabbi’ by others.

8 “But you are not to be called ‘Rabbi,’ for you have one Teacher, and you are all brothers. 9 And do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven. 10 Nor are you to be called instructors, for you have one Instructor, the Messiah. 11 The greatest among you will be your servant. 12 For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.

>>71217771
was she a chubb

>>71217795
One of the MAIN RULES of DATING PROFILES is that you need to look SOCIABLE and DESIRABLE and INTERESTING

That makes these GROUP PHOTOS an ESSENTIAL part of your PROFILE, which you would KNOW if you knew ANYTHING

You RUNT

>>71217766
book is better

>>71217639
she seems nice xx

everyone is interesting and unique

dating profiles are bad

Columbus's letter on the first voyage is the first known document announcing the results of the first voyage of Christopher Columbus that set out in 1492 and reached the Americas. The letter was ostensibly written by Columbus himself.

Christopher Columbus claims to have discovered and taken possession of a series of islands on the edge of the Indian Ocean in Asia.

Columbus says that he believes Juana (modern Cuba) is actually part of the continental mainland (terra firme) of Cathay (Catayo, archaic for China), even though he also admits some of the Indians he encountered informed him that Juana was an island.

Columbus describes how he sailed along the northern coast of Juana (Cuba) for a spell, searching for cities and rulers, but found only small villages "without any sort of government". He notes that the natives usually fled when approached.

Columbus exaggerates the size of these lands, claiming Juana is greater in size than Great Britain.

Columbus characterizes the native inhabitants of the Indies islands as primitive, innocent, without reason. He describes how they go about largely naked, that they lack iron and weapons, and are by nature fearful and timid , even "excessively cowardly". He mentions the prospects of their mass conversion to Catholic Christianity.

Columbus makes particular note that the natives lack organized religion, "not even idolatry". He confesses he is uncertain if they have a notion of private property

Oven meals and tv with my mum, yum!

>>71217771
there's a part of me disgusted by this
but there's a part of me who thinks isn't it nice that the dude is so secure in himself and can seperate sex from love

people who literally get off to it are scum but

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>>71217795
she's the one being held

well i'm out munching a durrie relatively earlier than most nights

be happy if i get to sleep by 5am

boys, the gf's diagnosed with alopecia, wtf do
dermatologist told her to use rogaine but isn't that shit terrible? doesn't that make ladies grow a mustache?

>>71217826
not sure if I should bother with the book after watching the movie recently

>>71217860
so she's engaged?

>>71217868
no idea what a durrie is but it sounds like australian slang for something gross

Might do a cheeky read the Bible

>>71217860
>>71217743
You guys realize there are entire websites dedicated to making fake Tinder profiles like this, right? People have a fetish for this stuff. Find a random a picture and make up some random text to go under it

>>71217873
she's 20
give it a good think

>BREAKING: Trump Campaign Aides Made Contact With Russian Intelligence During Campaign

hmmm really makes you think

>>71217890
it's all so boring except for the battles and the sex and the torture parts

>>71217890
read 1 Corinthians

t. kirisitan

>>71217890
GOOD lad

do a cheeky psalms 102 read xx

>>71217912
fake news

Tinder bots in the UK use bios they've nicked off American girls

Whenever I match with one it's always some shit like 'studied at Texas a&m'

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>>71217817
Nah m8 she was great looking, here's a pic of her legs. I will admit that I didn't find her breasts very attractive: small, a bit saggy and big puffy nipples. Odd combo for my tastes. Total nympho though.

Long story short, I felt very disengaged and drained during sex. Foreplay was fine, just during the acts. Maybe I was just nervous, or maybe I have have a case of the 'tisms. Who knows. Either way, it made the sex unenjoyable for both of us. Got some nice things out of it besides so not a total loss.

>>71217910
i know two people from my friend group alone who got married around then

Our father has touched me

Just gonna have a quick shit and a wank before heading off to work

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>>71217908
are you following the thread at all? think you've got me confused with >>71217771

this is a profile of a girl who a /cric/ identityfag is obsessed with

>>71217927
>But the intercepts alarmed American intelligence and law enforcement agencies, in part because of the amount of contact that was occurring while Mr. Trump was speaking glowingly about the Russian president, Vladimir V. Putin. At one point last summer, Mr. Trump said at a campaign event that he hoped Russian intelligence services had stolen Hillary Clinton’s emails and would make them public.

>The officials said the intercepted communications were not limited to Trump campaign officials, and included other associates of Mr. Trump. On the Russian side, the contacts also included members of the Russian government outside of the intelligence services, the officials said. All of the current and former officials spoke on the condition of anonymity because the continuing investigation is classified.

toilet bog fart btfo

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>>71217870
guys

>>71217930
what's the story? turboconservative christians?

>>71217942
>/cric/ identityfag
which one, walkshit has a gf now
is it the elusive morgo?

>>71217922
13:4-8

>>71217953
wow love american politics thanks mate really good post

>>71217953
fake news

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>>71217971
does he really? lmao
was talking about daniel

>>71217969
i don't really know. one came from a family like that but he himself wasn't very christian

>>71217983
he's cute x

>>71217912
What's the big deal exactly?

>shout for 5 months that Trump is "le secret 70 year old KGB sleeper agent!!"
>an aide that he probably never even met "made contact" with "Russia" once
>"OMG SEE I WAS RIGHT, TRUMP IS A SOVIET!!1"

Really activates the neurons

>>71217983
>was talking about daniel
yeah I just scrolled up, couldn't see it was le 3/10 slav girl from the thumbnail
Pretty sure he's moved on, haven't seen her on his facey recently.

>>71217890
do a Samuel 15:3

Jesus Christ why is fucking Hillsborough in the news again

It was less than 100 people almost 30 years ago

>>71218013
t. daniel

>>71218009
Sean Royce, CEO of JB HIFI Ltd

>>71217663
>>71217743
He and another poosonality went to the same faggy private school

>>71218007
>he himself wasn't very christian
culturally christians are a different breed though, no normal whitie gets married at 20

>>71218010
nothing enjoy your manchurian candidate hahahaha

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no he died for

Thought the election being over would mean yank politics aren't fucking everywhere

But no its gotten worse

FOY

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>>71217953
Your leader has the face of a dog, for real. Merkel's old droopy frowning face reminds me of that old dog from looney tunes

I bet her coochy stinks also

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>>71217973

>Your President is compromised. He is working for Russia
>lol yours looks like a dog xD

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>>71218050
NOT cool to make fun of our lord and savior.

>>71218087
It isn't funny.

Reminder that Liverpool daily post ran the exact same Hillsborough story the sun did but for some reason it isn't vilified in the same way

Fires up the neurons

>>71218091

you feel saved?

HMMMMM?

DO YOU????

>>71218111
not yet xx

never had a friend who was a girl

>>71218107
Muscular Everton is the only way Scousers will find the light tbqhwy

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>>71218087
DUDE RUSSIANS EVIL LMAO

I think Germany has bigger things to worry about. Like those non-existent penises on their men

had sex with the sortof gf today. Not really dating though. She was on her period though. No blood on my dick but I got a bit all over my shirt and underwear which was a little wierd.

not a great valentines all together

>neverton

>>71218135
>>96

why do yanks add a p onto the end of the word poo?

>>71218139
justice

>>71218127
did you use a condom or not?

je suis the 96

>>71218124
>DUDE RUSSIANS EVIL LMAO
except this is literally the american right before they helped trump

>>71218181
no she has an iud so it's all good

the blood didn't really freak me out or anything but it was a bit off-putting

>>71218124
>DUDE RUSSIANS EVIL LMAO
oh after years demonizing them they're suddenly good now?

>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN BELGIUM TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"

The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.

Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.

You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.

>>71218195
ohhh

i was dating someone for a while who would bleed quite heavily sometimes

by the end the blood didn't faze me at all

Ah yes train cancelled

>>71217912
only you and your ilk are surprised and bothered by this

>>71218211
>violent
false
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE
false
>start stealing
false
>WHO STABBED PEOPLE
false
>GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED PART OF THE STADIUM
where the door that was opened was
>illegally open
why would they be playing an fa cup semi final there then

jft96

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>>71218187
>>71218199
Really? Cause uhh...here's a picture of Bush and Putin fishing

Really makes me think

new

>>71218279
>>71218279
>>71218279

>>71218290
>>71218290
>>71218290
>>71218290
>>71218290
>>71218290

>>71218283
>>71218298
I know which one I'll be in.