/brit/

business idea:

make the first post

>>71214309
WTF i love normandy now!!!111!!

>>71214330
classic British post

>>71214341
not sure i appreciate your cheeky demeanour or the cut of your guff these days noncelad

business idea:

invent a new word that can stand for everything, basically. that cannot be used incorrectly or even in a nonsensical way, because it is ALWAYS grammaticaly appropriate.

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>>71214351
What's a guff?

Really struggling to believe people don't like Trump

They just don't understand~

<post in 'british' thread
<have idea
<propose new gimmick


I await feedback

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Napoléon, Prince Imperial, was the only child of Emperor Napoleon III of France and his Empress consort Eugénie de Montijo. After his father was dethroned in 1870, he relocated with his family to England. His godmother was Queen Victoria.

During the 1870s, there was some talk of a marriage between him and Queen Victoria's youngest daughter, Princess Beatrice.[5] Victoria also reportedly believed that it would be best for "the peace of Europe" if the prince became Emperor of France.

In England he trained as a soldier. . Keen to see action, he successfully put pressure on the British to allow him to participate in the Anglo-Zulu War (taking the sword carried by the first Napoleon at Austerlitz with him).

On the evening of 31 May 1879, Harrison agreed to allow Louis to scout in a forward party. As they were preparing to leave, about 40 Zulus fired upon them and rushed toward them screaming. The Prince's horse dashed off before he could mount, the Prince clinging to a holster on the saddle—after about a hundred yards a strap broke, and the Prince fell beneath his horse and his right arm was trampled. He leapt up, drawing his revolver with his left hand, and started to run.

The Prince was speared in the thigh but pulled the assegai from his wound. As he turned and fired on his pursuers, another assegai, thrown by a Zulu named Zabanga, struck his left shoulder.[8] The Prince tried to fight on, using the assegai he had pulled from his leg, but, weakened by his wounds, he sank to the ground and was overwhelmed. When recovered, his body had eighteen assegai wounds; one stabbing had burst his right eye and penetrated his brain. Zulus later claimed that they would not have killed him if they had known who he was.

His early death sent shockwaves throughout Europe, as he was the last serious dynastic hope for the restoration of the Bonapartes to the throne of France.

>>71214362
fuck up irish slave

>>71214361
fuck up irish slave

>>71214342
can you give me a quick rundown on this guy?

business idea:

remake star wars, all seven parts, but cast EXCLUSIVELY black women

>>71214364
your syntax is bad

>>71214362
he's a bit of a goof
glad he's not our PM honestly

need a cute kiwi gf

>>71214364
<i love it

business idea:

start a shitposting-sweatshop

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>>71214392
Fucking Trudeau

just caught up on the poleaboo story

kind of inspirational that he's managed to turn it around

thought he was going to kill himself for sure

>>71214382
<exiled white man replies to me
<I observe his message
<disregarded

business idea:

a sweatshop, but offshore. a sweatship.

>>71214408
fuck off poleaboo, no one reads your blog

>>71214373

I bet you have a funny accent :3

<p>Thailad is some kind of IT <b>runt</b></p>

>>71214421
you're an angry little man

business idea:

an engine that runs on pulverized australians. fucking two birds one stone

just a word of warning - i shan't be reading any post with "<" in

business idea: a german gf

business idea:

weaponize marmelade

business idea : cuck sheds for the homeless

business idea: ww3

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>>71214341
>>71214361
>>71214382
>>71214404
Hello Thailad!

>>71214455
we have outsourced this venture to the middle east, sorry

business idea:

movies that you can watch more than once and don't have to buy anew every time

business idea: abolish business and capitalism

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>>71214469
hi

the best posts are those that have 3 short and snappy lines

business idea:

turn mad max into a documentary

>metalcore

Business idea: sell customized drawings on rice grains to the Chinese

ah yes facebook's showing me all of these valentines posts

thank you facebook I really need reminding that I'm single

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Business idea: a large but simple engine that runs on paki bones and testosterone

>>71214499
_____
_____
_____

>>71214451
<implications that you won't read this for your (you)

>>71214505
don't understand how this would be profitable, sorry

business idea:

sell sand to arabs

>>71214508
>he has facebook

normalrunt

>>71214499
fuck off

fuck you

kill yourself

think i'm gonna do a 'cide lads

now the (you)'s are coming

thats better

thought i was being outcasted

business idea:

make it illegal to speak in anything other than haikus

>>71214530
why lad?

how many /brit/ lads have died do you reckon?

Do i sound like an English new Zealander with a savvy oriental business sense?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eOcBee7apZ

>>71214544
not enough i reckon

>>71214544
not e-fucking-nough

>>71214544
in the double digits i'd say desu

20-30

>>71214535
heres another you for you

matches absolutely dried up on the ol' 'der

>>71214524
How else will I manage all of my meme pages?

Business idea:

Open a stall called cide' & 'cide for Americans, so they can have a drink then kill themselves

had a killer workout you virgins, bet you haven't done anything today

>>71214544
life is beyond help

reckon probably a dozen or so /brit/ lads have done the ol' 'cide over the years

business idea:

wrestling, but it's real and the loser gets fucking killed

>>71214561
nice 1 senpai

'aving a 'o

business idea:

Judaism never happened and the world is at peace

>>71214547

Had a good laugh to myself as I am currently alone

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>>71214567

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wHjRlVHVd5

>>71214578
>>71214594
>>71214536
>>71214521
>>71214501
>>71214438
>>71214478
>>71214399
>>71214375
>>71214355
hmm

Business idea: sudden cgi tiger several seasons into my zombie survival show

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In the early 1930s, Wilhelm apparently hoped that the successes of the German Nazi Party would stimulate interest in a restoration of the monarchy, with his eldest grandson as the fourth Kaiser. However, Adolf Hitler, himself a veteran of the First World War, like other leading Nazis, felt nothing but scorn for the man.

In the opening months of the Second World War, he sent a congratulatory telegram when the Netherlands surrendered in May 1940: "My Fuhrer, I congratulate you and hope that under your marvellous leadership the German monarchy will be restored completely." Hitler was reportedly exasperated and bemused, and remarked to Linge, his valet, "What an idiot!". In another telegram to Hitler upon the fall of Paris a month later, Wilhelm stated "Congratulations, you have won using my troops."

In May 1940, when Hitler invaded the Netherlands, Wilhelm declined an offer from Churchill of asylum in Britain. During his last year at Doorn, Wilhelm believed that Germany was the land of monarchy and therefore of Christ.

In 1940 came what would have been his mother's 100th birthday, on which he wrote ironically to a friend "Today the 100th birthday of my mother! No notice is taken of it at home! No 'Memorial Service' or... committee to remember her marvellous work for the... welfare of our German people... Nobody of the new generation knows anything about her."

German soldiers had been guarding his house. Hitler, however, was reported to be angry that the former monarch had an honor guard of German troops and nearly fired the general who ordered them when he found out. Despite his personal animosity toward Wilhelm, Hitler wanted to bring his body back to Berlin for a state funeral, as Wilhelm was a symbol of Germany. However, Wilhelm's wishes never to return to Germany until the restoration of the monarchy were respected. However, Wilhelm's request that the swastika and other Nazi regalia be not displayed at his funeral was ignored.

>>71214568
pounded your mum's cunt, that got me sweaty

>>71214610
all me

business idea:

plastic surgery to make me look like the anime

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>>71214594
>Europe and the near east full of pagans having petty conflicts and getting along
can't be havin that

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>tfw hated /brit/ less than a month ago
>tfw now my most frequent general not just on /int/, but all of 4chan

dunno what you lads did to me but i like it, you've cheered me up too

thanks

pounded your cunt's sweaty mum

give me something to vocaroo you bastards

>>71214645
i hate new twats like you. fuck off

doubt even one /brit/lad has done the ol' 'cide

business idea:

kiss a very pretty girl on the mouth

>>71214645
Really is quite the bundle of laughs LOL

Thanks!

>>71214664
why not?

>>71214664
I did once

>white countries colonise africa
>africa colonises white countries
got what they deserve xo

>>71214664
I've done it

>>71214431
what does <p> do again?

business idea:

make what happened to pepe happen to the swastike. convince normies it's a symbol of white supremacism

>>71214664
agreed. statistically probably true

>>71214651
get tae fuck

>>71214653
FOY

newfags are welcome

yanks are not

>>71214696
Paragraph

>>71214699
Clinton tried that but it didn't work because Pepe became a normie twitter meme

business idea:

go to the gym

see ya later, suckerzzzzzzzzzz ahaha lool

>>71214711
you're learning :)

>>71214696
<p>it doesn't do anything mate, just acts as a paragraph in html</p>

>>71214651

I once was a man from Dublin
Who invented a new craze called bubbling
When you piss in your mouth
In front of your spouse
Even though she finds it quite troubling

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SyZwZnvWpG

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Otto von Bismarck, was a conservative Prussian statesman who dominated European affairs from the 1860s until 1890. He engineered a series of wars that unified the German states into a powerful German Empire.

He provoked three short, decisive wars against Denmark, Austria, and France, aligning the smaller German states behind Prussia in its defeat of France. Juggling a very complex interlocking series of conferences, negotiations and alliances, he used his diplomatic skills to maintain Germany's position.

A master of complex politics at home, Bismarck created the first welfare state in the modern world, with the goal of gaining working class support that might otherwise go to his Socialist enemies. Bismarck distrusted democracy and ruled through a strong, well-trained bureaucracy. A devout Lutheran, he was loyal to his king.

>>71214731
i cant pronounce this tbqh

>>71214431
<marquee><h1 class="wew">wew</h1></marquee>
<style>
.wew{
font-color: #FF0000;
}
</style>

>>71214735
CUTE

>>71214714
i don't think you understood what i just wrote there

>>71214664
>Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:24:37 No.71214650 ▶
>pounded your cunt's sweaty mum
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:24:39 No.71214651 ▶>>71214704 >>71214731
>give me something to vocaroo you bastards
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:24:47 No.71214653 ▶>>71214711
>>>71214645 (You)
>i hate new twats like you. fuck off
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:25:07 No.71214664 ▶>>71214681 >>71214683 >>71214694 >>71214703
>doubt even one /brit/lad has done the ol' 'cide
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:25:41 No.71214675 ▶
>business idea:
>kiss a very pretty girl on the mouth
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:25:46 No.71214677 ▶
>>>71214645 (You)
>Really is quite the bundle of laughs LOL
>Thanks!
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:26:05 No.71214681 ▶
>>>71214664
>why not?
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:26:06 No.71214683 ▶
>>>71214664
>I did once
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:26:06 No.71214684 ▶
>>white countries colonise africa
>>africa colonises white countries
>got what they deserve xo
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:26:25 No.71214694 ▶
>>>71214664
>I've done it
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:26:28 No.71214696 ▶>>71214712 >>71214720
>>>71214431
>what does <p> do again?
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:26:49 No.71214699 ▶>>71214714
>business idea:
>make what happened to pepe happen to the swastike. convince normies it's a symbol of white supremacism
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:27:03 No.71214703 ▶
>>>71214664
>agreed. statistically probably true
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:27:03 No.71214704 ▶
>>>71214651
>get tae fuck
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:27:28 No.71214711 ▶>>71214719
>>>71214653
>FOY
>newfags are welcome
>yanks are not
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:27:37 No.71214712 ▶
>>>71214696
>Paragraph
>>>
> Anonymous 02/15/17(Wed)04:27:40 No.71214714 ▶
>>>71214699

>>71214731
I gave it a go

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cajiECiNlw

>>71214745
i want to hug bismarck

>>71214787
absolutely flabbergasted by this utter tripe

>>71214789
Sing us a sea shanty

>>71214804
post legs first

>>71214787
top notch post

>>71214789

Sings like song
Sounds like a mong

Lovely x

>>71214812
Why did your flag change Paddy?

>>71214818
u callin me a fuckin gmong???

u muggingh me off infront my bois?

>i work my leg off day and night coming up with groundbreaking business ideas for you lads, for your entertainment

three (you)s

>some wog makes the shittiest of shitposts with zero effort or class

300000000 (you)s

life is not fair

*gets nervous in front of the boys*

>>71214827
not me yank spazmoid

>Might as well throw in that he’s an inbred cunt, as him and his siblings all look identical.

what does poley mean by this?

>>71214850
*wolf whistles*
*caresses your thighs*

>>71214849
Business idea is a shit gimmick

Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur ****ing nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, don’t matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya ****ing face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch

>>71214849

Was too busy writing them down

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Got it lads

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fresh new vocaroo for you boys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14sjiKro5Rt

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>>71214876
that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
have my OC in return

I'll love you until you fuck me gay boy

>>71214881
What does your fb message say?

Watching BARRY LYNDON

I'd rather be knows as a cuckold than a fool

>>71214907
hmm?
oh
*opens the message*
oh it's for you lad, come closer

*tries to keep the Irish entertained so no one is killed*

Hi lads

>>71214664
/brit/ has been around for what, 6 years? the UK male suicide rate is 17/100,000 per year, so 17*6=102 102/100,000 1/980

i'd reckon 1-5 lads have offed themselves from here, as we're more at risk than gen pop. This is based on an estimate of 1000 lads having ever posted here at one time, which i believe is modest

>>71214927
F-for me..?

>FUBAR
>Trailer Park Boys
>Kids in the Hall
The holy trinity of Canadian comedy kino.

>>71214939
Yes, now come closer yank my voice isn't what it used to be

>>71214939
DONT DO IT

ITS A TRAP

>>71214941
>Montreal named as the best city for students in the world

Congrats

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dzeJ6z3HPC

>>71214909
candlelight gambling scene is best scene

>>71214952
>>71214954
Ughh Ughh!

>>71214956
montreal is a lefty shithole. been to mcgill

Why am I the greatest culture extortionist in /brit/??

>>71214980
Closer I said yank, CLOSER

>its another "retards argue about north american city's and ES JAY DOUBLE YOOS outside of /cum/" episode

ah yes
*changes the channel*

wish i could do everything in my life and not in my life better
unfortunately i am a lazy runt

You're gonna regret it senpai!

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Alri lads

https://youtu.be/gmWmvR_PwXA

Can't tell if abs or fat rolls when I sit down

>>71214990
A-alright mister
*cautiously steps closer*

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Yanks was this GOOD? was this PLEASING? was it SATISFACTORY?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lPiNAuK8SJ

the christianisation of europe was yet another jewish plot to undermine the white man

>>71215017
As an Irishman I'm not sure

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Beemy4cNHO

>>71215011
*turns back to phone*
alright let's see
*cough*
ahem
"Yank, this is your dad. I'm always going to be proud of you because you're my special boy and always have been"

Now FOY

>>71215017
HOOCHIEMAMA

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>>71215017
Sounds just like autismo Yank

The pleasures are fleeting. My fleet is ready to go on the attack. A tack on Teacher's chair! What fun!

>>71215032
*sits on you*

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genuinely have no respect for the world and the state it's in at the moment

>>71215036
who tha fook is that

>>71215032
Thanks daddy :3

business idea: kill all muslims

wish i was dead lol

Business idea: kill 99% of the worlds population and build a new comfy settlement for the 1% somewhere nice

>>71215050

I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN

HARRY POTTER REFERENCES AT MR MORGAN

*yaaas slay*

>>71215020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Beemy4cNHO

>>71214881
>not "more like cuckbourne"
literally unironically in newtown at the atm, want me to join you guys later?

>>71215050
fuck she's a milf

>>71215020
Europe is like what India would have become if Islam gained a permanent foothold, we've lost ourselves.

>>71215073
i do hope youd include me, wouldnt you darling?

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Theodore Roosevelt Jr. was an American statesman, author, explorer, soldier, naturalist, and reformer who served as the 26th President of the United States from 1901 to 1909.

Roosevelt decided to attend Columbia Law School after graduating from Harvard, and he moved back into his family's home in New York City. Roosevelt was an able law student, but he often found law to be irrational; he spent much of his time writing a book on the War of 1812. Roosevelt decided to drop out of law school, later saying, "I intended to be one of the ruling class."

Moving West to the banks of the Little Missouri, Roosevelt learned to ride western style, rope and hunt. When the United States and Spain declared war against each other in late April 1898, Roosevelt formed the First US Volunteer Cavalry Regiment. Under his leadership, the Rough Riders became famous for the charge up Kettle Hill on July 1, 1898.

Others urged him to run for vice president in 1900. Following the assassination of President McKinley in September 1901, Roosevelt succeeded to the office at age 42, becoming the youngest United States President in history.

In March 1909, shortly after the end of his presidency, Roosevelt left New York for a safari in east and central Africa. Roosevelt and his companions killed or trapped approximately 11,400 animals

When World War I began in 1914, Congress gave Roosevelt the authority to raise a maximum of four divisions similar to the Rough Riders. However, President Woodrow Wilson, announced to the press that he would not send Roosevelt and his volunteers to France. Roosevelt was forced to disband the volunteers. He never forgave Wilson, and quickly published The Foes Of Our Own Household. Roosevelt's youngest son, Quentin, a pilot with the American forces in France, was shot down behind German lines on July 14, 1918, at the age of 20

drumpf's patronus is a pig

Utilising Machiavellian intrigue on /brit/

Im a visionary

a genius

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>>71215073
build a huge arcology for the last of Man

>>71215113
lmaaaaaaao gottim

>>71215113
an animal that people think is dirty and disgusting but actually is one of the most intelligent animals in the world? seems to fit

Might have some chicken THIGHS tonight

I am quite the spontaneous man

I hereby reject my identity as a Norman-Gael

>>71215134
go back to slytherin

>>71215134

And Muslims don't like it LOL

who wants their ears clipped by my meathooks then

ill do that to ya

>>71215050
ah yes two billionaires virtue signalling about drumpf

hang them all

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>>71215149
i'm in ravenclaw

>tfw too intelligent for slytherin

>>71214891
Very nice

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>an animal that people think is dirty and disgusting but actually is one of the most intelligent animals in the world? seems to fit

>>71215100
i rate this gimmick

*tells you I'm in gryffindor*
*is actually a hufflepuff*

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>virtue signalling

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farewell CP

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>an animal that people think is dirty and disgusting but actually is one of the most intelligent animals in the world? seems to fit

>>71215198
unironically reported this

bet I'm the only chad gryffindor here
all you betaslytherins can go stick a petrified snake up your bumhole and fuck off

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do NOT offend piggies

With my fluctuating accents I could easily become a voice actor

Accents i can do:
Southern English
Lowland Scottish
Highland Scottish
Northern English
Australian
Limerick
Dublin
Donegal
Northern Ireland
Southern American
Yankee American
African American
African
Jamaican/Afro-Carribean

Most preferably id like to be hired into some sort of a movie revolving around the thirteen colonies and the settlement of America, what with the conflicting old world nationalities of Ireland, England, Scotland, Germany and France meeting with the conflicting New world natives. A revanent type deal. I could fill the role of an Irish planter rather well.

>not being gryffindor and sneaking into the ravenclaw common room with your massive intellect and porking loads of neek vag every night

eating chicken

>>71215236
murderer

>>71215236
cannibal

i dropped out of wizarding school to be a street wizard

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Before the First World War, most of Europe was ruled by monarchs related to George, but during and after the war, the monarchies of Austria, Germany, Greece, and Spain, like Russia, fell to revolution and war. In March 1919.

George's relationship with his eldest son and heir, Edward, deteriorated in these later years. George was disappointed in Edward's failure to settle down in life and appalled by his many affairs with married women.

In contrast, he was fond of his second eldest son, Prince Albert (later George VI), and doted on his eldest granddaughter, Princess Elizabeth; he nicknamed her "Lilibet", and she affectionately called him "Grandpa England".

In 1935, George said of his son Edward: "After I am dead, the boy will ruin himself within 12 months", and of Albert and Elizabeth: "I pray to God my eldest son will never marry and have children, and that nothing will come between Bertie and Lilibet and the throne."

In November 1928, he fell seriously ill with septicaemia. He retired for three months to Craigweil House, Aldwick, in the seaside resort of Bognor, Sussex. Upon being told that he would soon be well enough to revisit the town, were "Bugger Bognor!"

The King's final words, "God damn you!", were addressed to a nurse as she gave him a sedative on the night before his death.

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let it go already Pam

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>>71215234
>gryffindor brainlets actually unironically believe they aren't the laughingstock of hogwarts

>accidentally getting your ravenclaw girlfriend pregnant and having to shoot avada kedavra up her snatch

#Slytherinlife

>>71215260
soul crushing

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>harry potter

harry potter is a shitty franchise for 13 year olds

which spell will induce a miscarriage just wondering

never watched a harry potter in my life, nor have I such time in my life for Anglo-Saxon-Jutish childs tales

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>>71215231
Do California (or what you think it is)

>>71215279
>Scotland
>repressed for centuries

literally what

ah yes, you like dogs and pizza

a true maverick

I watched Harry potter one time and I think I'm going to hell

That's the Devils work

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>>71215270
>holding onto the memories of a pretend relationship
and people say we're sad.

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>>71215260

>>71215312
atleast shes fit like

>>71215297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vUHTsAFMmA

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will = ravenclaw
neil = hufflepuff
jay = slytherin
simon = gryffindor

>>71215304
I know nothing about scotland. the creator of that image is probably an americlap who has about the same knowledge as me

the american accent is simply succinct, supreme and harmonic

>>71215304
>>71215340
Scot land long held in chains

https://www.youtube.com/user/schooloflifechannel

thoughts on this channel?

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>>71215324
she's looking pudgy and old now

don't relate to any of the inbetweeners characters

>>71215349
its fucking awful, serious lad. sounds like dog shite and i cringe when i hear it. Generic as fuck, fuck all distinction.

>>71215356
are you for real she still looks well

>>71215367
yeah socially I was far below them

someone please watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIz-aG076g

>>71215367
>>71215374
blatant virginposts - stop..

getting big but my bf% isn't going down

i eat healthy but i think my portions are just too large

>>71215388
he's never been funny

>>71215231
there is literally not a single non-australian who can do a convincing australian accent

>>71215388
is this fat gimp meant to be funny? fucking greasey creep drooling all over himself? only smokes as a gimmick, doesnt even enjoy it? fuck this pudgy cranial capacitated fat spastic, he got his show cancelled because hes an unfunny fat spastic and thats the plain fucking truth of it all.

Id fucking box this fat cunts ears off. Ill strangle this rat fuck.

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>>71215260
>her husband is literally getting cucked in public in front of the whole world

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which one are you

>>71215417
If you aren't Mark then FONT

>>71215374
i was about the same i guess but they are all vapid consumerist drones

my gf% isn't going up

I've tried everything

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Wallis Simpson was an American socialite. Her third husband, Prince Edward, Duke of Windsor, formerly King Edward VIII, abdicated his throne to marry her.

Before, during, and after World War II, the Duke and Duchess of Windsor were suspected by many in government and society of being Nazi sympathisers.

Wallis performed her role as the Bahamas' first lady competently for five years. Her attitude towards the local population, whom she called "lazy, thriving niggers" in letters to her aunt, reflected her upbringing.

In October 1937, she and Edward visited Germany, against the advice of the British government, and met Adolf Hitler at his Obersalzberg retreat. During the visit, Edward gave full Nazi salutes.

Albert Speer quoted Hitler directly: "His abdication was a severe loss for us."

During the occupation of France, Edward asked the German forces to place guards at his Paris and Riviera homes; they did so.

Many historians have suggested that Hitler was prepared to reinstate Edward as king in the hope of establishing a fascist Britain.

>>71215396
>>71215409
god you guys are so fucking ignorant. fuck this, I'm going back to /r/the_donald. fucking cucks

>>71215432
blatant virginpost

>>71215417
a mix of Jeff and Super Hans

>>71215417
super hans made me feel uncomfortable
I know "jittery" people like that irl and even if they're nice you know they are unpredictable and could stab you over nothing even if you were their best mate a minute ago.

as with literally everyone else ITT I think I'm Jeremy but I'm really Mark

Does this sound like a wealthy English aristocrats reaction to getting cucked by an Irish con artist simpleton?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dzeJ6z3HPC

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>>71215465
>as with literally everyone else ITT I think I'm Jeremy but I'm really Mark

>>71215465
super hans was a fuckin laugh mate reminds me of my HEROIN addicted cousin fintan

need a poo AND a wee

>>71215435
Why do we even go on their /int/ general, they hate us for doing that, you know.

Actually Britons hate everything tbqh, miserable bunch of assholes, I myself would hate being around them for that reason only. I'd much rather prefer friends from mainland Yurop then fucking Shitannia in all honesty.

>>71215417
uselessness and meme music dreams of Jeremy, autism of Mark

>>71215430
>comfortable job(s)
>charms the pants off every girl he tries it on with
>network of friends
>married
>has a child
>published a book
mark is leagues more successful and happy than any runt here

>>71215445
probably the best combination

>>71215492
great post
treat yourself, do both at the same time

three sociopaths

i'd like to think im not a sociopath

>>71215504
now you see the truth - the french are infinitely better than the british. You always have a friend in hibernia however.

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>>71215482
t. gigamark

dobbie - i think thats her name- from peepe show! she needed a good fucking boot to the teeth, weird bitch

don't care

That crack certainly is moreish

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one last survey, need the following:
>bank
>debit card number
>expiry date
>security code
>PIN

will post results in an infographic later today

>>71215532
mark is objectively a normie with a quirky /r/britishproblems outlook on life

>>71215594
Say.... What's this infographic for???

State of emergency in Canterbury, lads

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The Titanic's first-class passenger list was a "who's who" of the rich and prominent of the upper class in 1912. A single-person berth in first class cost £870 (equivalent to £78,000 in 2015).

Members of the British aristocracy made the trip.

Some of the most prominent members of the American social elite made the trip.

Colonel John Jacob Astor IV and his 18-year-old pregnant wife Madeleine were returning to the United States for their child's birth. Astor was the wealthiest passenger aboard the ship and one of the richest men in the world, with a net worth of nearly $87 million when he died (equivalent to $2.16 billion in 2016)

When Second Officer Charles Lightoller later arrived on A Deck to finish loading Lifeboat 4, Astor helped his wife, with her maid and nurse, into it.

According to child survivor Betty, as quoted on Children on the Titanic (2014) that Astor was boarding the final lifeboat with his pregnant wife when he saw two children on deck scared and stepped aside giving his place to them.

After Lifeboat 4 was lowered at 1:55 am, Astor is said to have stood alone. A mere half hour later, the ship disappeared beneath the ocean. Survivor Philip Mock claimed to have seen Astor in the water clinging to a raft with William Thomas Stead. "Their feet became frozen," said Mock, "and they were forced to release their hold."

>>71215610
er im researching the demographics of /brit/
uni project

I've the greasiest fucking beard growing

AND SUDDENLY..
'cidal ideas roam through the mind

>>71215510
doing so right now desu

>>71215647
Happens only to the best and brightest

I posted my droppings here once and the janny banned me for three months

Was a vile oul lump of shite in fairness

>>71215691
puritan yank culture
if this was a German image forum we would have an entire board dedicated to posting our poos and commending on them.

>>71215712
It all stems from the anglish however, they have instilled these repressive ideals unto the yank

Is smoking pipe tobacco from grand daddies pipe fedora? Vanilla flavoured pipe tobacco? Is it?

>>71215516
It's quite funny because any other Western power didn't have the acidity and moral ineptitude to actually obsess over colonizing other areas. The others were human enough to not subject inferiors under their thumb so obsessively as the Britons did.

I would call them cold, calculating machines devoid of any life but then again how could machines at one point become the greatest empire in landmass ever known to Earth?

They are fascinating, but quick to hate.

>>71215666
>>71215691
>>71215732
>>71215755
go to bed lads

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Watching some true Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio

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MALE
PRIVILEGE

>>71215766
You're replaying to me and me only

This general is a catalogue of my inane and mundane ramblings, of which make no sense, the ramblings of a drunken wanton Irish fool

>>71215772
wtf i hate slovenia now!

Mama...mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Papa! Mama!

Genuinely and with all my heart wish I was French, Italian or Swiss

Why has God denied me that privilege?

watch me whip, now watch me nae nae

>>71215817
god isn't real

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John Davison Rockefeller Sr. is widely considered the richest person in modern history.

Rockefeller was the second son born to con artist "Bill" Rockefeller. Bill once bragged, "I cheat my boys every chance I get. I want to make 'em sharp."

In September 1855, when Rockefeller was sixteen, he got his first job as an assistant bookkeeper. Making 50 cents a day, the full salary for his first three months' work was $50 (equivalent to $1 thousand 2016 dollars).

During the next decade, kerosene became commonly available to the working and middle classes. On 10 January 1870, Rockefeller formed Standard Oil of Ohio.

Standard Oil gradually gained dominance of oil refining and sales as market share in the United States, ending up with about 90% of the US market. Its share of world oil refining topped out above 90%. 85% of world crude production was still coming from Pennsylvania wells in the 1880s.

His peak net worth was estimated at $336 billion (in 2007 USD; inflation-adjusted) in 1913. No other American fortune — including those of Bill Gates or Sam Walton — comes close.

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>>71215830
prove it.

>>71215830
Fuck off

>>71215838
the burden of proof is on you my christfag friend

>>71215756
the british weren't anymore obsessed than other european powers with subjugating people, they were just a much stronger naval power (natural consequence of being an island nation) and muscled everyone else out of india

ireland is full of bellends

*breaks legs*

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>>71215848
ummm no sweetie try again xx

>>71215850
Anglo jute lapdog

>>71215856
Fuck off ye sheep shagging rodent

>>71215850
the Latin powers didn't subjugate so much as procreate

everyone from ireland is an ugly mong

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>quebec

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>be 35
>my idol is The Dude
>The Dude is just like me.
>Overweight
>no job because not wageslave
>superior to everyone
>no aspirations but leeching off the system that so terribly wronged me.
>mummy arranges another of my mandatory play dates with one of her friends daughter from yoga class.
>she shows up to my living room that night and sees me in my robes and sunglasses get up.
>mummy says 'Anon why aren't you ready for your play date yet?'
>My date is a moderate HB8, well below my standards.
>"ah The Dude is ready can I offer you a white Russian?" I ask as I pull a lukewarm carton of milk that has been sitting by my side for the last 4 hours.
>HB8 feels uncomfortable by my relaxed confidence.
>*smirks*
>Time to initiate step 5 of the PUA plan I read on /r/seduction and lure her away to a quiet spot.
>"Want to get out of here?"
>S-sure anon...
>take my hand out of my robe pocket where I have been fiddling with silly putty all day.
>my slimey hand gives me extra grip to make her follow me.
>lead her to my room.
>uh this is a nice room anon...
>she notices my Persian rug with all of my ketchup and love stains on them, the scent gets her excited to the point that her eyes start watering.
>That's nice carpet anon...
>*Smirk while I take a sip from my warm white russian*
>"Yeah it really ties the room together"
>I cum in my robes
>HB8 Demands I bear her a child.
>The Dude Abides.

>>71215868
actually t. irish-australian
just telling it like it is

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>>71215873

friendly reminder that poo peeland is on the 'endangered posters' list, meaning you should be nice to them.

Just had Valentines Day sex

>>71215898
tell us what happened lad

>>71215856
shut up cockdog

ur parents had been eating from the same fridge long before they ever banged

>>71215893
Handsome chap, a real hearthrob

i've got severe obsessive complusive disorder

and you?

>>71215912
stop that hes the last of the kiwi posters

all finnish people should be killed

>>71215917
Attention deficit disorder

>>71215926
How was the chicken thigh

I wish Irish pride wasn't such a meme
I'm ashamed of it because of how many mongs there are who are nuts over it.

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After his death in 2011, reports surfaced that Muammar Gaddafi was secretly the wealthiest person in the world with a net worth of $200 billion.

In the months surrounding his death nearly $70 billion in cash was seized in foreign bank accounts and real estate."

>>71215925
theres another one actually

>>71215935
that was the other poster
i had tuna pasta and it was alri

>>71215937
Fuck off you aren't a real Irishman you have absolutely no clue the lengths people in my area would go to for their nation, you have no clue boy. You don't know what it's like here. All you've seen is a plastic recreation. Artificial. Fake.

>>71215850
>muscled everyone else out of india
Case in point, they didn't need to do that, they went through all that trouble and resources just to break any opposition to their Indian colonies as they were obsessed with it.

It was literally their, "Crown Jewel" of the Empire.

>>71215908
Warned her up
Inserted her from behind
Made her cum
Let her ride me for a bit
Then missionary till she jacked me off and squeezed my balls of their substance onto her tummy

*inserts the gf in my behind*
now thats us cooking with soybean oil alright *kisses hand* splendissimo

>>71215955
I'm an Irish citizen and Irish people seem ashamed of themselves as well which I find silly since no nation deserves some sort of pride more than Ireland.

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William the Conqueror is often considered one of the richest men in history. Apart from the throne, his personal gains based on the spoils of war William made in the conquest of England, are estimated to have been worth "209 billion" USD.

>>71215955
i'm half irish do you know my gran

Just discovered pewdiepie is a racist

Very distasteful

>day off from the gym
>feel fat and disgusting and LOW ENERGY all day

>>71215984
Talking out of your fucking Arse. Where have you been in Ireland? I know many oul boys down the local who served their country during the troubles

>>71216016
>>71216016
>>71216016

https://discord.gg/mFHbx
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