/brit/

doing a subscribe to a notion

just ate ass

didn't read a word of that mick's post

Why are there so many gays on /brit/?

Why is /brit/ so middle class?

Why are middle class gays so common?

Homosexuality truly is bourgeois.

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/ita/

>be me today
>Walk into shop
>Qt handing out roses by the entrance
>"Want one?"
>Mutter no thanks and walk past
>When I leave she says bye suggestively
Yeah lads she definitely wanted to fuck

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>when he's on benefits

https://www.fb.com/unwantedadmirers

ah yes the so-called transgenders

The normies have congregated in the fucking hallway, now I can't even go for a piss. They're right outside my door, I can hear them breathing and giggling and coughing - why won't they go and talk in one of their fucking bedrooms?

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THE GOYIM HAVE GONE TOO FAR
WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN
THEY MUST BE STOPPED RIGHT NOWWWW

>>71203803
I don't know about you but I'm only ironically gay

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>>71203808
A cute.

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>>71203803
Yeah.

>>71203838
I bet £1000 this will never happen.

>>71203803
nothing wrong with sucking a bit of cock, im a working class lad and i partake in the fruits of homo-eroticism

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decided to put a sensible accy on and i've only gone and won ain't i

last minute huddersfield goal brought it home

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>>71203763
love a bit of classical art

>>71203838
>works at the IEA

the IEA have had this hilarious wishful thinking going on that brexit really meant free trade

they will be sorely disappointed

>POOCELONA

>>71203803
they should all post pictures of their willies and arses i think

*tries to bantz with an Irish la*

>>71203792
hai!

>>71203803
comfort and luxury enables degeneracy. degeneracy exacerbates fetishism. homosexuality is a fetish that has been allowed to flourish due to the lazy bourgeois lifestyle.

>>71203864
>i partake in the fruits of homo-eroticism
Like pottery.

>lel liga

>>71203894
what does brexit mean then?

cringeworthy. why do breeders think they've achieved something by having a kid?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQgTT1lhaaO/

>>71203913
?????????????

>>71203916
breggzit means breggzit

>>71203838
CANZUK union when?

stop slaughtering babies you animals

>>71203891
who even are half the people inthis

honestly reckon Barca will win 5-0 in the second leg, PSG are the biggest bottlers in Europe.

>>71203911
>>>/pol/112625229
can you learn how to fucking link posts you fecking eejit

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>>71203926

reckon i could kiss anyone here

going to the aston social to doxx hayden lads

>>71203979
Nah, Emery is the european competitions GOAT

mumsie sent me a valentines day card with a cat on

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the Anglo is the greatest enemy of the Jew as of all god's creatures he is the most alike to the Chosen

>>71203891
>that cheeky scrote at the back

fuck you dormers

Might get an early night even though I'm off work this week haha.

Hope I die in my sleep.

Can't believe runts itt unironically watch men kicking a ball around a pitch and get angry about it

>>71204012
pathetic

>>71203997
fuck off with this bent shite ye fairy cunt

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>>71204034

>>71204011
Bob Paisley lad

>>71204033
Nonce.
(Because you might be a teacher who is off for half-term.)

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>>71204039

MAN KICK BALL BAD

>>71204039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlORWhsJjNM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNHwtBns8r8

>>71203916
red white and blue

taking a shit lads

the gay community is weird

the fucking "bears", christ

at least the androgynous ones are ok to look at

Does anyone have the screenshots of when we raided the Lib Dems twitter page when the EU referendum was on haha

who /shitfaced/ here?

>>71204128
yeh

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>>71204043
why be nastie

>>71204148

gave up the booze lad

>doesn't like football

Classic autistic behaviour

>>71203803
I'm not gay but I don't really have any problem with gays.

Whenever I chat to old working class blokes down the pub they're convinced everyone still hates gays like they did in the 60s but you're just not allowed to say it anymore lel.

why do gays shape their entire identity around being gay? not even transpeople do that and they have massive identity problems

supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony

>>71204039

I lost interest in soccer after I took acid 30+ times

>>71204190
why

>>71204012
didn't even know today was valentines day

>>71204101
>it ain't me starts playing

SOME MAYS ARE BORN
MADE TO SOFT BREXIT
OHHH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE
BUT WHEN THE BRUSSELS PLAYS ODE TO JOY
OHHH THEY POINT THE CANNON AT NEW LAWS

>>71204217
converted to Islam

female friend left a valentines card under my door

Keep matching with very attractive girls on Tinder and I can't figure out why. Happened 4 times in the last week alone. Spooky!

>>71203923
That camper van did the trick then haha congratulations

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Hmm

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kinda funny lookin, huh?

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>>71204128
literally me on the top right

name a country that contains no letters from the word "MACKEREL".

>>71204078
Rude.

I'm an anime nonce, not an actual nonce.

>>71204254
bots

more strange dreams lads

started writing them down as of two nights ago

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>>71204188
banter

>>71204265
djibouti

>>71203960
from left to right:

Big Dave, Karen, Bradleyposting, Callum, Matt Ludford, George V, Aisha, Are Nige, Dormers, Titchmarshposting, Kev Boyle, Owen 'Pozz' Jones, Craven, IMG 1142, Zac, Fat Cam, The Janny, Poleaboo, Tim Byrne and bears, Vinay the Dentist, Caralad, Thailad's frownie chink, Mark the Tuba player

this drink has WAY too much sugar
making my throat feel dried out

>>71204262
>in sydney for 3 weeks

read as: she wants to take as many dicks as humanly possible in the next 21 days

>>71204265
Bhutan

>>71204297
tell

>>71204295
Nah all real accounts with Instagrams attached. Weird thing is I'm still not getting matches with most of the 5/10s that I swipe right for, but there's been these 4 8/10s who I've matched with.

>>71204315
winner

>>71204265
Togo

>>71204262
i hate women like these. ~~vaporwave & weed lmao dude ~~

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>>71204310
o-ok

>>71204265
Togo!

>>71204316
>Callum
>Matt Ludford
>Aisha,
>Dormers
>Craven
>IMG 1142,
>Zac,
>Fat Cam
>Mark the Tuba player

I'm a regular here and I have literally no idea who any of these people are...

>>71204316
good array of memes here lad

>>71204211
>not even transpeople do that
but they do? to become transgender you immediately disqualify yourself from having a normal family life, even if you manage to find someone willing to tolerate your mutilated genitals you can never have children with them

>>71204403
you just can't appreciate trashy gfs can you

haha you're probably a virgin

>>71203417

Can't remember exactly what she said it was years ago. I met one of her flatmates a year or so later and she remembered me as the guy who she talked about having a great dick

>>71204265
Fiji

>>71204410
need to spaff down her top

>>71204423
a regular for the last 2 weeks clearly. fucking newcunt.

>>71204400
>>71204418
where to?

>>71204400
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

>>71204423
absolute casual

>>71204335
Not yours tho

Happy V-Day lads.

(virgin day)

>>71204336

is this some sort of deano spin off?

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>tfw to intelligent to have sex

>>71204423
one is me

>>71204379
Probably auto swiping lad

>>71204265
Tibet :^)

>>71204336
can't understand what is going on here
he's dying in a fire for liking mcdonalds and britain first?

>>71204523
ludford or mark

>>71204576
it's zac i think

>>71204265
Comoros

gagging fer it lads

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>you will never go on a date with sara

>>71204535
That sounds more likely, but until it gets confirmed then I'll just take it as a lovely boost to the ego desu. Not going to message any of them though because the idea of going on a blind date scares me, much safer just staying in doing nothing all the time.

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Struggling to cope with the loneliness today lads

>>71204598
melon

>>71204611
marilyn manson

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>>71204611
>tfw no communist gf

>Zac, Dormers and Matt Ludford still post here despite being doxxed and humiliated

>>71204423
no idea who callum and zac are either, must've been very forgettable

>>71204611
hate hipster places like that. so cold, sterile and uncomfortable. all hard bare wood and bright uncovered lightbulbs.

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I think im done lads, just spent over 4 hours cuck stamping and making slight alterations to all 193 UN member states flags excluding nations already cuckstamped. Seriously wondering what the fucks wrong with me and where my lifes head.

>>71204590
zac has reddit flags unless im very much mistaken

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>200 hackers at UC Berkeley gathered to save federal climate change data before it gets erased.
woah
so brave
real heroes and human beans

>>71204423
how the fuck do you not know Ludders and Aisha, these aren't even oldfag gimmicks

>>71204693
P O S T

>>71204611
me on the left

>>71204701
which flag?

>>71204693
post lad

>>71204735
kent

>>71204611
no a flattering picture of her tbqh

>>71204714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY

>>71204701
People still use reddit flags? wtf? I thought it was just a gimmick for like a month

how did I end up like this?

>>71204774
Greater London

>>71204611
reckon she'd be a proper annoying cunt desu

but id power through it to shag her

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>'rk 'rrow

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>>71204726
>>71204745

My favourite is the Argintina one, already posted this in another thread and confused some argies

>>71204693
post it

>>71204714
imagine the smell

guess the redditflag I used to use

hint: i had a gimmick that involved hijacking a good portion of the thread

>>71204693
What?

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>>71204798

oi remember japaneseholidaylad

>>71204860
*hugs you*
that'll be 3k please mate hahahaha

>>71204838
gwynedd

>>71204813
kek, make a compilation album and post an imgur link lad

or squeeze them all into one image and resize it

>>71204860
no

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>>71204807
'T

>>71204838
Cornwall

Lads, behold the runt circus that is /brit/

>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire

Remind me again why you continue to visit this general.

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>>71204693
>not having an interesting autism habit

smfh phamily

here's my design for a japanese coat of arm

coulter has barely changed in 19 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbmAROJMswU

>>71204714
>"""hacking""" into a public database to save info that is free for everyone to see on their Macbooks
lol

>>71204882
correct

glad i'm remembered tbqh

british twats

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Which one

>>71204935
*twots

>>71204935
WE

>>71204935
alri abdi

>spends ~£3000 on the holiday of a lifetime in Japan
>has so far:
>gone to a Jpop idol ride in Universal Studios
>Stood outside the Hard Rock Cafe
>Bought some authentic japanese sushi (from the cornershop) and eaten it alone in his hotel room
>Gone on a date with a """"""qt"""""" jap girl and got a reluctant hug at the station
>Got pissed alone in his hotel room

couldn't write it

>>71204935
calm Vietnam

>>71204942
idk but i hope you get lung disease

xoxoxoxoxoxo

>>71204902
>>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
howling

>>71204935

t. ambassador for the black bean heads

>>71204935
Greater London

>>71204902
>>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
some of the best gimmick masters doe ngl

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>>71204902
almost finished my winter catalogue of 'runtwatch', only need a few more prime specimen

>>71204967
who did this?

>>71205015
me

someone explain the "Greater London" meme

t. newfag

remember when I got doxxed. shit it tbf.

>>71204902
at least one of those is categorically untrue

>>71204771
bet hugh jackman gets locked out of his ipad all the time

>>71205039
He's an extra flagger, who is very right wing but also an ethnic minority
unsure if black or rasheed

>>71205048
tom

remembering trainlad and anti-trainlad

very very autistic gimmicks

>>71205048
best thing to do is own up to it and laugh along with them

t. got doxxed somewhere else

Only thing that's not going wrong in my life is gym aha

Just hit a cheeky pr of 40kgx8 on the old dumbbell bench

>>71204967
This sounds like what I'd do if I spent a week in Japan.

It's not fun unless you go with someone who knows how to find interesting stuff. I'd be too scared of getting on the wrong train and getting lost to explore properly.

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>have to uniornically go to bed now
>to unironically get up at 6 in the morning

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>>71205072
haha

yeah

>>71205084
give me the quick rundown

>>71204771
he inspired me to get my msce and go to DeVry ngl

NEARLY got doxxed on /r9k/ when i posted some slag's nudes once and another /r9k/er found the same girl and tried to intimidate her into leaking info about me

was fucking scared but i evaded karma in the end

what kind of name is kadden

>>71204995
>Lung disease
>Cigars

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gimme a fucking (you)

I posted tits now give me a FUCKING (YOU)

>>71205095
no

Who here /has a sister dating an Arab/?

>>71205135
my sister's a virgin

>>71205088
>not starting work at 10

respond to my fucking post

>>71204913
she didn't look as meth-heady here

>>71205095
made it with my computer

>>71205135
mine is dating a Deano

>>71205135
do you listen to hear moaning as she gets fucked and railed

>>71205174
no

>>71205151
work starts at 9

i want to go to gym before hand (because my gym is rammed from 5 to 8 every weeknight.

>>71205095
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>>71205135
Mum and dad wouldn't allow it, South Asians don't go out with Arabs

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>>71205084
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens and extradimensional beings
>know what happened before the big bang
>learn't fluent french in one afternoon
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with a firm but fair rule
>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>set up the meeting between the pope and Othodox high command
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the planetary capital)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

>>71205197
ahahahahahahaahahahaha #tricked

why are there adverts

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>>71205221

>>71205125
nice tits man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WihQCnmBSJo

>>71205148
Are you 100% sure?

>>71205180
What's a Deano?

>>71205192
I doubt they've had sex yet.

>>71205256
ahahahah yesss feed me hahaahahhhhahaah #growingstronger

>>71205269
>Are you 100% sure?
yes

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>>71205269

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'g a 'y bite 's

>>71205266
a metaphor for 2016

I just can't get COMFORTABLE

>>71205192
alri rodger, calm down

alri

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Post ancestors

I'll start: Earl Patrick Sarsfield, Fought the English Republicans and later was a Jacobite commander, didnt go well.

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her work as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmhNdSi-CvI

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How much of a virgin loser are you lads? Have many/any girls shown interest in you and how far did you go with them?

inb4 "I'm not". You aren't out on Valentine's Day either
>with your gf
>pulling a lonely single girl

>>71205337
buenos dias

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>Post ancestors

>I'll start: Earl Patrick Sarsfield, Fought the English Republicans and later was a Jacobite commander, didnt go well.

>>71205303
Saw a cracking picture of a row of deanettes all dolled up for a night out with glasses of prosecco in front of a row of new builds on normiebook but don't want to post it as it could be doxxable

anyone familiar with opiates here

>>71205355
am related to nobody of note, all farmers from dorset with fucking weird names like gilbert, aethelred and bertha

cash me outside
howbowdah

>>71205377
4, nothing became of any of them for various reasons

>>71205355
no idea

why do people care about their ancestors? is it just a toff thing?

>>71205398
yeah

>>71205374
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLESE STOP

>>71205355
some viceroy of India

>>71205409
>is it just a toff thing?
yeah, live with this girl who never shuts up about how she's distantly related to some earl

>>71205403
Good proper English names

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>>71205355
me dad

>>71205377
0 girls have shown interest

Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin.

>>71205355
http://atlantipedia.ie/samples/kings-of-atlantis/

>>71204902
>>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire
fuck off

>>71205288
How can you be certain? I thought my sister was a good girl but now she's fucking an Arab,

>>71205392
Just change a detail. Nobody in /brit/ would give a fuck.

>>71205377
Actually it's the day after valentine's day here so I'm not ahahhahahaha

Nice virginpost mate

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>>71205377
Half kissed a girl in a club and also felt a girls nipple in a jazz bar for like an hour while she rubbed my cock. Didn't do anything else though and have never kissed a girl.

>>71205355

Sir Thomas de Hungerford (died 3 December 1397)[1] of Farleigh Castle in Wiltshire, was the first person to be recorded in the rolls of the Parliament of England as holding the office of Speaker of the House of Commons of England

>>71205416
is it normal to feel more sick than good after taking some after a very long time (years)?

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>>71205374
>tfw envious of deano's life

GO TO A CASH MUCHEEYNE
TO GET AY TICKET HOOUM

>>71205374
Deanos are good capitalists, they understand the free market well and make good advantage of it to succeed in life

would rather live the Deano lifestyle than some depressed debt-ridden uni graduate that blogs marxist shite

>>71205377
>shown interest
doing a think

>>71205377
>>71205454
>>71205472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>71205409
Was just told about him when i was little, family history is important, also because we have a coat of arms and not many people have the surname so we have a link to our past.

>>71205447
Now that is interesting, any idea when?

>>71205483
yeah

should cool it with the jank

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M50Fw6T7cU
>Black male white female

Every time

>>71205377

0 and I'm a virgin who turns 29 in 3 months

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WILTSHIRE MENTIONED

>>71205440
What's the official football team of deano lads? Can't decide if it should be some mid table championship rotters like forest or one of the big clubs from a city he didn't grow up in like chelshit

>>71205472
>also felt a girls nipple in a jazz bar for like an hour while she rubbed my cock
Had sex a few hundred times but honestly moments like these are much, much hotter and more erotic to me.

>>71205517
shant be watching that

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Goodnight /brit/

>>71205377

>25
>kissless
>virgin

1 or 2 girls have shown interest but mainly when I was 14-15. I never made a move so they lost interest. Been that way ever since.

have NOT got the energy to read this thread

>>71205476
Thats pretty cool, still have the castle?

We dont because of said fuckup getting us exiled

>>71205553
see you tomorrow little one

>>71205516
yeah won't happen again x

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>Half kissed a girl in a club

>>71205488
>Deanos are good capitalists, they understand the free market well
ahahhaha

they're glorified proletarians

>>71205377
KHV of 23, been to a strip club before, got a boner, bought ridiculously expensive drinks and a lapdance.

>>71205572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DN1Q9s5B20

*eats a creme egg in one mouthful*

>>71205553
why the sad gif anon?

>>71205542
>football
who the fuck even cares
it's deanofeed
man kick ball good ball kick

>>71205488
deanos also experience a lot of debt, fair sized mortgages and a lot of things like cars and tvs are paid through finance

>>71205579
Deanos are petit bourgeois by nature

*sips a glass of milk*

>>71205619
professional high level football is, yeah

lower league/amateur/casual football is good though

>>71205579
would rather be a prole of comfortable affluence than a middle class bourgeoisie twat who spends their days going to hipster cafes and festivals to get fucked up on psychedelics

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Baiting europeans on /r/europe lads

>>71205632
*drops an ice cube in it*

>>71202018
aye, somewhere around those parts.

@71205619
>Le man kick ball xD

Fuck off Reddit

why do my nose hairs keep growing back

why are they do fucking long as well

>>71205355
Grace O'Malley (Granuaile), an old Irish pirate bird
None on my English side though

>>71205648
alri

>>71205658
Hello 9gag.

Everyone knows that /brit/ came from [s4s]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_man

Deano from decades gone by

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>>71205647
well I agree. can't stand middle class leftists

>>71205577
She grabbed me and started kissing me but I didn't realise what she was doing to I pushed her so hard she fell on the floor so I shouted that I'm gay (I'm not) and ran away to not be beat up by her mates that were there

>>71205653
*shrugs and swallows ice cube whole*
*wipes mouth with dressing gown sleeve*

>>71205601
*chokes on the cream egg*

ergh errgh uggh uaahg aahhhh h-h-heim-erghhh h-h-hei-erhg-lcihj ughaaaaaaa

*dies*

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>>71205626
>Soren Kierkegaard wrote that "the petty bourgeois is spiritless; Devoid of imagination, as the petty bourgeois always is, he lives within a certain orbit of trivial experiences as to how things come about, what is possible, what usually happens, no matter whether he is a tapster or a prime minister. This is the way the petty bourgeois has lost himself and God."

>>71205701
*invites you to >>71205704 's funeral*

>>71205694
based

>>71205683
/brit/ was a general before /s4s/ was even created you mongoloid

It always has been and always will be a failed normie general, only abnormies hate football

>>71205115
why not?

>>71205729
*cordially but sombrely accepts the invitation*

Ma Baker
She taught her four sons
Ma ma ma ma
Ma Baker
To handle there guns

>>71205744
>talking out of my arse: the post
Full on retarded newfag.

The oneitis is over

>>71205715
spot on

no wonder the downwardly mobile middle-class loved fascism in the interwar years

*quietly vapes*

>>71205744
/brit/ in truth is just a land for the refugee diaspora of /epl/ during the /sp/ wars

>>71205676
alri bey

hows tricks

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reminder

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*gets teary eyed thinking about >>71205704 *

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me

so a oneitis is just a girl you like? stop using stupid words

>>71205815
yeh alright. essay writing atm which i hate.

you?

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you

>>71205831
not just any girl you like
the "one"

>>71205799
Everything I've said is true, you're clearly new

>>71205747
You don't inhale like with cigarettes

just scratched the bit between my balls and thighs and now under my nails is full of a foul smelling white/grey greasy cream

>>71205818
capitalism has advanced society far quicker, far greater and far more globally than any single system ever tried

>>71205818
>caring about brown and yellow people

dutch is such a stupid language hahaha

>>71205861
>newfag calling others new
Starting to think you're a 'sheed.

natalia starr is a good polish slag

>>71205869
Exactly, capitalism was a needed stepping stone in huamnities existence but it isn't sustainable forever

>>71205876
jij hij nie ech hengeboote aage flieege an jijge hoeten

>>71205859
well when im talking about girl you like I'm not implying you can like multiple girls
just the girl you're fond of

>>71205896
Aye

>>71205869
No capitalist country has ever managed the miracle growth that communist countries experienced in the 50s to 70s

>>71205866
sorry thats my spunk. guess i didnt clean you up properly after i drugged you and shagged your arse

>>71205889
>He legitimately didn't realise /brit/ was created before /s4s/ and is now deflecting

Very embarrassing