Please come to Paraguay

there's baseball in Paraguay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mae4sCieDM8

File: 1486756653024.png (6KB, 472x508px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 472x508px

>>71203119
>>71203305
¿Qué es lo que pasa es Paraguay? ¿Por qué hay tan poca gente de por allí comentando en los 4chines? ¿De verdad existís? Nunca he visto a ninguno en mi vida.

>>71203402
>Nunca he visto a ninguno en mi vida.
vos no vivís en Madrid por lo visto?

I go there every year to buy muambas

>>71203555
>vos no vivís en Madrid por lo visto?
Sí, pero no nunca he visto a un paraguayo. Muchos ecuatorianos y colombianos, bastantes argentinos, algún que otro boliviano, pocos venezolanos y menos peruanos, pero del Paraguay, ni uno en mi vida.

what does Paraguay have that Uruguay doesn't?

>>71203745
acá hay uno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO0bN1scpI4
borracho como él solo

>>71203556
please visit beyond CDE / Salto del Guairá

>>71203556
>muambas
Truly an african country, kek.

>>71203769
poverty
t. guay expert

File: images.jpg (427KB, 1920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 1920x1280px

>>71203769
you'd rather ask what Uruguay has that Paraguay doesn't :¬(
starting with seaside and ending with better footbal players that paraguayan teams buy

>>71203817
>en mi distrito
VIVA CIUDAD LINEAL

paraguayan women are massive sluts and will do anal on the first date

File: 1410466013765.png (39KB, 411x439px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 411x439px

>>71203978
>It particularly devastated Paraguay, which suffered catastrophic losses in population - almost 70% of its adult male population died, according to some counts - and was forced to cede territory to Argentina and Brazil. According to some estimates, Paraguay's pre-war population of 525,000 was reduced to 221,000, of which only 28,000 were men.[8]
they're just doing their bit for their country

>>71203119
Only if you get an original flag, the toothpaste is ours.

File: saoutl.jpg (46KB, 463x640px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 463x640px

>>71203908
got your solution sketched out right here

File: mbaracayu range.jpg (95KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 960x720px

ah, i remember now something: Uruguay is flatter than Paraguay
so if you're into DFC, Uruguay still wins.... :¬(

>>71204092
shouldn't your flag be orange-white-blue? you change it

These days I saw a fight of a paraguayan vs a bolivian in São Paulo downtown. Was awesome.

>>71204228
Who won?

>>71204223
I'd love to re-introduce the Prinsenvlag but many people here consider it racist because the NSB used it back during the war.

>>71204142
btw Paraguay does have two seaports (borrowed but yeah)
one is Paranagua and the other is Buenos Aires
but apparently the Paranagua one is having lending issues and we'll be without it or have to lend another brazilian port

>>71204282
The paraguayan

File: IMG_2804.jpg (75KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 800x800px

>>71204374
Paraguay? More like para güey jajajajajajajajajajajajajaj

File: C2Z6gAXEAAJFHc.jpg (70KB, 807x610px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 807x610px

llegó el chicano

Pls come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au1ouPy6erc