/brit/

has pewdiepie been brainwashed

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RIP

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>71201839
what's it like having a big dick and having girls comment on it?

wish i had a big dick so bad

turns me on so much imagining myself with one

accidentally heemed myself when i was asleep last night
what am i like haha x

>>71201900
average irish party from 1853 onwards

>POOCALONA

The girl you love will have Chads dick in her mouth tonight

While you are alone in your room, again.
Happy Valentines day <3

Seat got stolen by some fat twat :/

Lads what height do you claim?

>>71201900
>Irritated Irishmen edition

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b3_1435930349&comments=1

>>71201900
what accent is this? limerick? cork?

>>71201954
She asked me "does it get any bigger?"

She was probably just asking that because it was already so big haha

*dances on the corpses' ashes*

>tfw genuinely 5'10 with a 6 inch cock and i'm honest about it
>for all i know, guys with the exact same height are calling themselves 5'11 or 6'0 and guys with the exact same cock size are saying they have 7 inchers
>despite having the same opportunities, liars are taking advantages where i'm not

maybe i should start exaggerating.

>>71201943
prefer not to say

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>alright anon

>>71201955
>>71201974
only problem is when a girl who is actually 5'10 or 5'11 is taller than you, especially in heels

very very VERY awkward

>>71201954
Girls have commented on me having a big dick at 7 inches

Never believe them. Pretty sure they say it to every guy they shag if they want you to be their bf

>>71201892
>>71201892
nah before the Eixample they limited development to within the crowded bit you see

eventually the overcrowding got too much and they built the modern blocks interspersed with hausmann style avenues

anyway now that we have modern sanitation and cleaner industry the inner city is peng

>>71201954
it's not even "big", not pornstar big in terms of length, about 6-7 inches I suppose but the thickness is unreal, sometimes feels like I can't even get it inside the fanny

it feels really good when they tell me how thick it is ngl

>>71202039
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>>71202010
5'9

am 5'9

>>71201998
She's sitting beside me lad

Claim 6FT1 I'm actually 5ft10
Claim 8 inches it's actually 6

>>71201954
bird told me i had a big one and i know im completely average, really took me out of it

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'fina

>>71202060
>suppose but the thickness is unreal, sometimes feels like I can't even get it inside the fanny

YOU

ARE


GAY

>the shanty town of barcelona

>>71202060
>>71202072
>>71202081
>>71202084
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Villa 1 - Bolton 3

>>71201954
>falling for the paki's lies

m8

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>6'4.5"
>claim to be 6'5"
>no one questions me

shhhh this'll just be our little secret /brit/ x

so if lisicki claims to be 190cm, how tall is he really?

I usually say I'm 6ft but I'm actually only 5ft8.5

>>71202014
ahahahhahah rolling

>>71202081

say i'm 5'11" but i'm actually 5'11.5"

>>71202123
why are you calling me a paki, I don't understand

is this a gimmick I'm not familiar with?

>>71202039
>>71202060
jealous

i'm going to die a virgin because i know i'm inferior and pathetic for having a small dick

>>71202114
Smug Franco

I have an 11 inch penis.....around.

I claim 6ft5, actually 5ft6 haha what am I like

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>it's a height thread

i am a compulsive urinal cock-peeker desu

not really haha

>>71201998
Don't love anyone

Don't honestly have any feelings

And I've been this way since I was born

Recovering from depression a few years ago made no difference

It's very boring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

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>>71201998
lol

Im 3'2 and 7'4

>be icelandic
>claim to be 5'4
>am actually 4'7

hehe oops

I claim 5'8 but I'm actually 6'4

*crouchwalks towards you*

Hello mother leopard, I have your cub
You must protect her, but that will be expensive
10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper
Midnight, behind the box
I'll be the hyena, you'll see

>>71202157
same haha

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fearne

Lads I have a confession. All of these height posts have been me. I've been lying repeatedly.

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>tfw 5'10"
>tfw say I'm 5'10" usually
>tfw I hear lads shorter than me say they're 5'11" or above
>tfw say I'm 5'8" to make them look silly

>>71202182
>and cock contest thread

Just need the Oxbridge claims for a full house.

>>71202213
good post

Why are the Irish lads on here the most irate? I swear everytime I try to bantz with one of them it is a just a flurry of expletives from the other end. What gives, la?

/brit/ is genuinely shite now

Why are people so obsessed with height?

Is it just ironic?

Is it the legacy of places like misc and /fit/ which put such a laughable exaggerated spin on everything?

Is it just runtism?

look at that fuming manlet-dicklet using full stops lmfao

>>71202277
alcoholism

>>71201900
>>71201900
Why do the English keep having to talk about dicks?

Can we not slag Wales or something?

>>71202277
low blood sugar causing irritability

Lads what qualifications do you have. I have a first from Oxford

>>71202292
'tism

>>71202157
>>71202069
Girls I've shagged just for the shag have often made comments actually. One in particular I remember is I was shagging this girl who had a boyfriend, and I put her legs over my shoulders and she said "this position hurts" and I carried on and said something like "yeah?" And she went "not with you though"

im 6'2 but wish i was a bit taller.

>>71202302
first from cambridge and oxford

>>71202287
It's full of insecure teens is why

>>71202302
First from Cambridge completed it when I was 16

Ringstraße > Eixample

>>71202277
nah Balts are the worst

>>71202302
a degree in dick thickness from the university of congo

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need a fucking poo

>>71202292
Usually virgins

See; lisicki

>>71202292
70% of this thread (and probably the male British public overall) are 5'9-5'11

>>71202316
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>>71202302
prefer not to say

>>71202300
think this may be it

>>71202298
why do you hate Wales? leave us alone

>Jay Cartwright: The Thread

ol 'cide

HATE how we shrink as we age

>>71202302
First from Harvard now the Dean there, only 22 also an investment banker in my spare time

>>71202316
lmao babby dick

>>71202302
I've some stickers.

>>71202292
>Is it the legacy of places like misc and /fit/
>legacy
we haven't gone away you know

The tip of my cock has been hurting a bit, very strong possibility of too much masturbation, what should I do?

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Why does she walk towards the camera?

>>71202287
yeah, used to be bants

Reeeeeeeeeeee why is my flag still the US flag!!! Im not on a proxy, sort yourself out plusnet!!

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>belly's started making noises that sound like i'm farting when i'm sat down at work
>have no idea how to stop it

>>71202082

he was never good, basically a steward

>>71202362
50% are 5'7"-6'0"

Spielberg ?....

.....Uhhhhhhhh.....

REALLY ?.....

You wanted to use an example of 'the best', or closest to it, to ridicule me and my lack of similar talent....

And you CHOSE SPIELBERG ?!!!!!

HAJAHAHAHAHA !

Wow....

Amazing !....

He's one of the least talented scumbags on earth

(Saving Private Ryan was the only masterpiece he's ever made)

WAKE UP, FAGGOT....

(you should've used Scorsese)

So much for your understanding of quality art

>>71202302
First from Oxford Brookes

>>71202302
Frosties 100m badge

gf says i have a big willy but it's not really

it's a six inch length pencil dick (have a quite embarrassing girth really, it's maybe 4'5)

wanted to send the ex some anonymous roses but they cost $100

>>71202411
She doesn't

That's a still pose

>>71202452
send her an e-card

>>71202316
god that's fucking hot

>>71202452
You should lose weight, and send some bars of soap.

Business idea:get a million pounds annual bonus, use equivalent of your 100,000 salary to buy annual leave for all working days. go back to work next year and do the same thing

>>71202444
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>>71202397
please fuck off and follow your beloved leader; Zyzz

OVERDOSE

DO IT

DO IT NOW

ROIDS ROIDS ROIDS

ROID MONKEY ROID MONKEY

HAHAHAHA

Fuck off bent cunts
Fuck off pakis
and above all else, Fuck off Boston Trash

>>71202521
you sound insecure

>>71202363
>>71202395
>>71202477

She was insulting me

It was also the worst sex I've ever had and also with the fittest girl I've shagged

I was the only guy she'd shagged other than her long term boyfriend


It was really hot day and I had to keep the window closed and I was literally dripping with sweat. She kept asking me "are you alright? Are you alright?" And she was properly tame in bed which was difficult for me because my gf at the time was a savage and liked to be choked with a belt and slapped in the face and stuff, which really gets me off

>>71202229

remember when she went out with that paedo from lost prophets lmao

>>71202544
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Bought a pork pie earlier and it had fuck all pork in it well done Morrisons you stingey cunts

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>>71202521

>>71202538
Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur ****ing nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, don’t matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya ****ing face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch

>Woman posts nudes of her ex online because "he might've done it to me"
>Gets convicted under the new revenge porn laws
>Except her punishment is "you need to give him £100 of your benefits"
Fuck me. So much for equality under law.

might have a wank to the girl at work's photos

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>>71202521
>your beloved leader; Zyzz

>>71202302

3 A levels. No grade higher than B

Business idea: Flexi system fraud

>>71202544
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>>71202544
If you're getting the ride, I wouldn't be complaining.

There are lads here that don't know what woman's thigh looks like.

messaged this girl once on tinder, in december. She replied instantly. I didn't reply again cos i couldnt be arsed. Going to message her tomorrow cos it'd be a bit weird to message on valentines day probs

I enjoyed my chicken vindaloo lads.

Washed it down with a few beers.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38973685

Sydney, Melbourne . Meh they are all the same innit?

Hahahahahahahaha

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work tomorrow

>>71202153
He got triggered by some lad who posted months ago that he's tall, handsome and has a big dick. That autist started screeching "PAKI" at the big dick poster out of sheer insecurity. Now he attacks everyone who posts positive physical descriptions of themselves and calls them pakis.

It's the most bizarre thing.

>>71202572
A guy getting revenge porn'd won't destroy his life like it will to a woman though

It's equal, not identical. The punishments fit the crime and consequences.

>>71202606
>>71202608
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when u get asked for ID

>>71202565
u are 1 fuking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fukin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

gas the taigs

>>71202613
go back to hell joyce

Business idea: score 4 goals against barcelona in europe

>>71202439
thanks for the laugh mate

I got up to 800m

>>71202277
probably coz you're a fucking sensitive spacker who can't "bantz"

now piss off

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>BARCELONA
>BARCELONA
>BARCELONA
>BARCELONA
>BARCELONA

you start taking your MtF hormones yet?

*puts some in your water*

>>71202638
how does porn being made public destroy a womans life? do you have any idea how many girls are naked online? do you know how many people give a fuck?

>>71202646
I want to know what drove every bouncer in Dublin to decide I am perpetually drunk.

>>71202638
He said his life has been "Miserable" ever since and he keeps getting benders accosting him over the pictures.

>>71202647
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well? it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective? Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been 'right'. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

>>71202558
was it from the halal range

everyone has a right to lose their virginity. failure to do some leads to occupational alienation and increases the risk of mental health difficulties. stand up for occupational justice lads.

took 200mg of modafinil at 7pm instead of 100mg. Going to be a long night (and day at work tomorrow fuck sakes)

>>71202704
no I don't want to destroy my kidneys

>it's a "trannies either kill themselves or die of kidney failure" episode
ah yes, very good

>Ron wins the euros and another cl
>Messy retires like a baby from Argentina and gets btfo by fucking Cavani

lmao when will they learn

YASS. payback for 7-0

>POOCELONA

>>71202710
Women are stigmatised for embracing their sexuality in a social and corporate setting. Men are not, it's just "banter"

>>71202730
So he's homophobic as well?

>>71202741
Unless a woman decides to like me, I'll never lose my virginity

MADCHESTER

>>71202577
share some with us la xxx

>>71201954
I shagged a girl in halls and she told everyone I had a big dick, was sort of embarrassing desu

>>71202741
this, state issued goth gfs when

>>71202606
Yeah, I was still happy with myself afterwards desu even though I could only keep it up for ten mins.

She still messages me sometimes but then stops because of her boyfriend (same one the absolute cuckold!)

I remember we were messaging on WhatsApp a few days before she came over to shag, was being proper forward with her and she was talking it well. She was slagging off her boyfriend a lot too and laughing at him for being feminine and not standing up for himself

She got confused that it was saying my messages were read before she opened them, turned out her bf was reading the messages in real time in his laptop that she'd logged into

Daft cunt still stayed with her

>>71202786
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>>71202277
Irish are the leading producers of craic lad.

It's just that everyone hates Yanks for having the comedic talent of a farmyard retard.

>>71202786
was she hot?

how big is your dick?

why was it embarrassing?

did she like it?

>>71202599
booked three days off next week after a good few months of flexi fraud last year ;^)

>>71202645
have a word

>>71202718
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy Dublin monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, John Patterson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your accent and Chinese population offers no hope to the world that Ireland can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the block of flats you came out of, you literal orangutan.

Take your yellow hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of Guinness and soda bread slabbed on your face every morning will make you Irish. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of Gael heritage.

You nigger.

You make Limerick look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of Ireland.

Go pay 20 euro for a pint with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job typing code for beings vastly superior to yourself. Norse cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a Dublin "man" provided for a family.

Die. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

the sesh

what's a good tablet

>>71202794
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think any /brit/ lads have offed themselves and we'll just never know? bit sad if true.

>>71202811
moving to korea to do this (white actor in kdrama)

>>71202851
nurofen

>>71202851
xannies

>>71202794
>ten minutes

When you get the ride, and you're driving a real nice car, you don't just pop down to the local supermarket for a kit-kat.

>>71202851
marble

>>71202851
blue ghost

>>71202860
reckon a couple might have

I know quite a few people post in britfeel as well as here, reckon a few of them have at least

>>71202769
Stigma is the weak man's banter.

Bit crazy that you're alive from conception but not considered "alive" alive until you emerge from a vagina or they cut you out of a belly.

Don't think that's really a fair place to start saying "yea we can't destroy this person anymore they don't live in a womb now."

Seems like a load of nonsense to me 2bh, reckon the supporters really just want to be blatantly irresponsible about reproduction whether it ends a life or not.

>>71202851
the Private Eye

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how do I achieve Jahans mode?

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>/eire/pol

fuckkk me

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here's an old Hindu story that best describes the different attitudes towards the world by the East and West;

Long ago when men didn't wear shoes, the stony ground was hard on their feet.
A great King said
>"let us sacrifice hundreds of cattle, and cover this intolerably rocky ground with their skins"
But a wise sage said
>"no sire, let us instead kill only a few cattle and take small pieces of their leather skins to bind around our feet, that way we will have protection wherever we go"

the West is like wanting to cover everything in leather, spread and change everything in the material world, to transform outward events.
while the East is like making a sandal and transforming ones own mind, creating a different mode of thought.

to see the world in a new way by altering oneself, not by changing the world.

>>71202860
almost undoubtedly. I compulsively reply when people say they're going to kill themselves because I think its a way of coping with myself being depressed. A couple times people have said "im going to kill myself right now, bye /brit/" and then not posted any more. Makes me sad to think about.

>its a laois posts his pastas thread

>>71202929
imagine grabbing his tits and swinging him around and then letting him fly into a crowd of people

>>71202914
define "life"

>>71202741

>occupational alienation
>mental health difficulties

too late, still a virgin

>>71202840
I'd agree with everything you say but don't you ever fucking claim this shithole is worse than Limmerick, you sassenach loving double-nigger.

>>71202937
is this seriously a thing?

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>>71202914
Consider this: life is overrated.

>>71202851
cyanide

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>>71202929
im a firm believer in esoteric jahanism myself

>>71202914
oh fuck off with your abortion argument it just derails the entire thread

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the proto-gf is online on whatsapp but she is NOT messaging me

"_______ put your dick in crazy"

Can someone help me out here, lads? I've forgotten this saying but I'd quite like its advice

>>71202944
>im going to kill myself right now, bye /brit/
lel i say that all the time and im not even depressed.

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>>71202860
haven't seen poley for a while

>>71202937
lmao

>>71202991
always

no clue how sershlad managed to fuck off from /brit/ when he got himself a gf. i've been in a relationship for well over a year and it still hasn't stopped me from shitposting on the 'chon daily

>>71202993
don't mate it genuinely fucks with my head

>>71202914
I'm from Ireland and I still think you're a retard.

>>71202990
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going to kill myself now

bye lads

>>71202999
he still posts here occasionally and updates his blog a lot

>>71202860
maybe

hope not

>>71202907
yeah probably a few britfeel lads

shame. there's a few cute traps on there too

>>71202990
Prolly chatting up with Chad prepping for an extended dick session la

>>71202786
When I told a girl I was seeing for a while that it was over, she was on a night out with our friendship group and got pissed and broke down crying. She was going "I love him!", "But he's soo good in bed!". Thought it was a joke when my mate told me about it the next day but he took a video lmao

Ended up shagging her for a while longer and we broke up when she realised I was shagging other girls

>>71202890
I tried my best mate it was honestly like 30 degrees, thought I was gonna pass out

>>71202978
ah yes, the ol' c'ide

>>71203007
so you lost?

>>71203027
nooooooo. x

>>71202966
The ability for a creature to exist without decomposing

>>71202991
never

>>71203027
NOT funny

>>71203027
send me some money

Might top myself desu

>>71202943
well that makes sense but then why does everybody in the west wear shoes and everybody in india walks barefoot everywhere?

>>71203014
>>71203043
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psg just wanted it more on the night

>>71203027
nooo!! :c

>>71203007
don't have a clue what this says mate
/brit/ is an ENGLISH ONLY general

the aldi version of snickers are just as good as the real thing and like a 3rd of the price.

CA PLANE POUR MOI

>>71203009
>>71203054
I don't know who to believe
I'll go with 'sometimes', ta lads I really needed this about now

>>71203052
>5 year olds are dead

>>71202860

I remember some lad who posted with a staffs flag said something along the lines of he was going to end it and then never posted again.

>>71203094
this goes for all the snickers knockoffs

tescos are great as well

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>>71203030
i see

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

>>71203023
Meet me connolly station til I crack your jaw

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>>71203100

>>71203023
wrap it up babyblender, you degenerates are on your way out

why is /brit/ so unbearable?

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had a nosebleed today

>>71203094
snickers are shite

Dumbbell rowed 70kg x5 today lads
felt fairly easy as well

>>71203066
because they're poor, not because they don't want to
then you have the peak of civility in Americans who never take their shoes off anywhere

>>71203104
i'm still here I just don't use reddit flags any more

stokie here

will probably vote for the Big Nutt in the by-election

>>71203129
lol

>>71203149
feel free to leave. no one will mind.

>>71203149
generation z posters

>>71203129
not the lad youre replying to but ill gladly take the oppurtunity to stomp on a jackeens head

>>71203145
ah yes you're the deluded yank who thinks trump will usher in a new age of conservatism

would you kindly kill yourself

>>71203103
5 year olds aren't decomposing (unless they've been killed)

>>71203129
does ireland even have trains lmao

>>71203149
lazy millenial scum congregating instead of making something of themselves

>>71203158
taytos are shite

What does it feel to bust a nut in a girls mouth?

>>71203149
I blame the Yanks

>>71203186
>Implying im a fucking jackeen

>>71203167
literal rorke

>>71203162
thats fuck all you weakcunt

>>71203217
really good but not as good as doing it in a vag

>>71203193
Am I the deluded one?

I was under the impression that things were already moving in the right direction.

>>71203167
couldn't bring myself to vote for a scouser desu

subway were giving away free subs today lads. did you get one?

>>71203151
we all fancy a bit of the nose candy at work sometimes, can't really blame her

>>71203199
they do if you don't feed them

>>71203163
ah yes
be prepared

>>71203166

funny, because I just made all that up. I was the only one who was posting with a staffs flag at the time.

>>71203217
Addicting, don't even want to fuck her puss anymore tbqh

>>71203200
no, you stole them all and now we pay pickies to carry us around
>>71203129
Meet me in Grafton Street and learn human grammar.

>>71203242
What about on her face?

In her asshole?

>>71202824
Yeah
About 7 and a half inches, pretty girthy though
Embarrassing because I'm a bit of a sperg and I didn't like everyone talking about my dick
Yeah she loved it

>>71203255
no, I don't eat processed garbage

>>71203235
the other candidates are literal bellsniffs

>>71203258
which is why it's illegal to not feed your 5 year old

>>71203260
lol

>>71203247
he's hated in liverpool because he lied about being at the scouse shoah

>>71203260
well I have used the staffs flag and talked about offing myself

>>71203272
FONT

>>71203237
literally more than you weigh you starving runt

>>71203255
didn't leave the house tbqh

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>tfw to intelligent to give in to my carnal desires

>>71203288
>poonited sharts of arsemerica
>VIRGINia
>bitchmond

watching slow motion videos of me ejaculating

>>71203275
yes you do 2bh

Is the only solutions to whiskey dick drink less and/or viagra?

>>71203288
>argument by analogy
fetus =/= baby

>>71203255
yes, got a spicy italian on hearty italian, cheese, toasted, with lettuce, onions and jalapenos with ranch sauce, a big cup of coffee and 3 cookies
>>71203275
>garbage
FOY

>>71203271
>What about on her face?

just like wanking

have never stuck my willy in an arsehole and don't particularly feel like it

>>71203333
sort the files into folders according to your rating

eating strawberry sour gummy straws

>>71203269
oops sorry about that mate haha xx

how much better is the american/canadian version of your city than yours

>York

Up for debate really

>>71203260
had deduced that desu since only attention seeking wankers used the addon

>>71203299
he didn't lie though

Labour is using their classic propaganda techniques

>>71203315
Might be so fatboy but you lift FUCK ALL

cant imagine how emaciated and dystrophic your body is if rowing 70kg x FUCKING FIVE is actually a challenge for you

ought to just behead yourself next time youre benching you weak bitchboii

>>71203363
gay

>>71203376
York region is alright I guess?

>>71203376
are you comparing it to New York or York (Toronto)

>>71203272
>Yeah she loved it
what did she say?

>>71203333
vids

>>71203384
He did

>>71203388
>cant imagine how emaciated and dystrophic your body is if rowing 70kg x FUCKING FIVE is actually a challenge for you
dumbbell row you daft prick
as in with one arm
I would literally deck you without breaking a sweat

>>71203331
non-arguments

>>71203358
not my analogy

There also isn't a set, universally accepted point in the scientific community when a fetus becomes a baby, mostly because they're the same thing.

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How was your valentines day /brit/?

goodnite

>>71203384
bit funny how he only started saying he was at hillsborough when he became a politician, his old school and old mates he grew up with all think he's telling fibs. he's lied about all sorts of other shit in the past too.

>>71203376
Dunno about in NA but there's a Dun Edin (basically means edinburgh) in NZ, it's tiny as fuck but looks quite cool. Edinburgh's probably to more people's tastes desu

>>71203376
>Hampshire

hmmmmmmm

>>71203414
>York (Toronto)
>Worst university since, like, ever

meh, I'll still take it over NYC

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>>71203456

>>71203440
>dumbbell row

yes, that is what i was referring to you fucking spastic, and it is FUCK ALL WEIGHT YOU WEAK LITTLE FAGGOT. You couldnt fucking box with a wet paper bag ye fuckin jackeen lump of fairy shityoure a good for nothing fucking guttersnipe bucket of shite!

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>>71203456
great

>>71203456
pretty lonely on a personal level but the office autist amused me so there was that.

>>71203456
Not bad, mate. I had a nice lunch with my girl, and then she let me suck her toes, which was nice. She's coming around in 15 minutes.

wonder at what point tonight that girl i really like is getting shagged by her bf

post qt boy bums please

>>71203448
Because it's a transition

>>71203440
>curlbro

lmao

>>71203456

still a few hours left. There's still a possibility that I get a message or a card although no one has texted me in 9 months.

>>71203456
That was today? I haven't even masturbated lel

>>71203467
Goodnight leftwing Austrialad

got called creepy in the chipmongers

>>71203456
neutral because I don't subscribe to the notion that there has to be a specific day where you are forced to give a display of love/affection

long weekend looking into the mirror

>>71203485
York has a great business program but way too many people go there for meme degrees

>>71203456
Had 3 wanks

Bought some wine and pizza for myself

Bought 10k of Bitcoin

Make a new lads

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>>71203521
not bum but still good. x

>>71203545
>notion
need to start using this word more. its sorely underused in my vocabulary.

got called a chipmongy in the creepers

>>71203583
send me some strap will ya pay u back some other time r kid, sound?

>>71203583
tarquin

all gays are nonces

>>71203347
>>71203363
>>71203518
>>71203519
>>71203592
FONT

>>71203526
Your entire life is literally a transition

That's just saying "Yea but the beginning bit doesn't count."

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Every day I feel the same

>>71203510
mate you're an absolute fucking nonce, wind your neck in
stop acting like you're brad pitt in snatch, you're just a pikey cunt with an ego bigger than your caravan

being a riot policeman would be fucking cool
like a juggernaut from mw2

>>71203681
no it wouldn't