/brit/

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>I don't rate Cavani

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Villa is losing already

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>tfw 6'4
>nice white teeth
>broad shoulders
>BROWN DOG EYES

JUST FUCK

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alri

>>71199859
>Villa is
>is

you're embarrassing yourself

>>71199846
>>71199859
How did you find this thread without me linking it? who are you?

>>71199899
serves you right, disgusting mutt

Decided against the chinky and am on oven pizza instead desu lads.

>>71199911
Found out Villa is losing
Open 4chan/int
This was top of the catalog

kissed an american bird, is it a thing in america to go straight in with tongue

>>71199911
I have a script that constantly refreshes the catalog and alerts me of new /brit/ threads

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Lily Collins is pretty much perfect.

>>71199899
me with the bottom 2 responses

Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.
With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else

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slags?

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Would you rather live in Glasgow or Belfast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpA7Xh2iIBQ

https://twitter.com/SashaParkes/status/831299165669978113
Hmm

>>71199990
the enlightened homo

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

>>71199990
nah uncut cocks are fucking repulsive and smell like complete shit

theres literally moer than 5 /brit/ posters that admit to having phimosis

>>71199990
perfectly written post. outstanding use of the im not gay meme.

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need them to snowball my cum

>>71199859
>Forest is winning already

Wahey

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>>71200008

>>71200057
nothing wrong with phimosis

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need a latex gf soon desu

preferably ASAP

why is twitter so popular with young qt grils??

A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime you disgusting animal, I'm sure you'll all figure out a way to convince yourself that what you're doing isn't utterly vile and totally beta.

>>71199899

>terrible everything

LOL kill me :)))))

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>>71199899
>Piercing blue eyes
>6'0
>Strong hands that I've been complimented on a fair amount (don't understand this at all)
>Broad shoulders
>Good style
>Deep voice
>Strong physique (230kg dl 180kg sq 120kg bp)
>Confident
>Intelligent
>Always clean and wear good aftershave
>Thick, full beard

>Fucked up teeth and thinning hair and haven't had sex in 6 months


Waaaayyyy ladsssss

>>71200057
very jewish post

>>71200128

they want validation and attention

>>71200129
the extent of bitterness from virgins on the internet is unbelievable

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>>71200079
Fulham is level

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dinner

>>71200008
falkirk

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>>71199899
get fucked cuck i have grey eyes

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rugby lads

>>71200157
Alright ya wee fuckin froot, post a pic of urseld then big man and ill size u up, dikhead

>>71200200
Oh FUCK off

>>71199899
>brown eyes
>small weird mouth
>missing one tooth (at the back)
>5'9
>small hands
>wear baggy clothes
>small hands
>lynx africa
>balding
>autistic
>high voice
>overweight
>autistic again
>dropped out of 6th form
>fat arms
>no shoulders
>man boobs
>fat arse
>5" willy

>>71199899
>tfw terrible smile
how2fix

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hmmm... yes...
*ignores*

>>71199899
what is the most attractive eye colour?

need to know this info

I'm an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will

so easy to spot the virgins ITT

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>>71200243
Make a smug Pepe of this you stupid cunt

>>71200266
what is the government advice on eccies?

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Handlets GTFO

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>>71200261
iktf

>>71200266
>3,5% beer
how is this legal

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nearly cried at this part

>>71200304
3 per night

Well??? Where are you pussy face??? Loose twat? Come get it!! Here kitty kitty kitty Pussy bitch! Come get me coward! Shadow lurking ass hoe. Are you too scared to take on someone who will fuckin drag you? Is that the problem cunt? Your little inflated clit dick is suddenly deflated? Grab your pussy pump and come get some bitch

>>71200300
>cuthbert
him playing a 7 point handicap to opposition teams, so it doesn't count

rag n bone man is shit

>>71200321
a good smile isn't the same as having good teeth. more to do with jaw shape and movement

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the gf

>>71200351
lmao

we have seen a sexually ambiguous winner of the Eurovision Song Contest (Conchita) and increasingly high profile transitions such as Chelsea Manning and Caitlyn Jenner. It will be interesting to see how the increase in such diverse gender expressions may disrupt the gender binary thereby changing the social context of transition

>>71200323
Mad?

>>71200356
*gives a 7 point handicap

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imagine being an actual handlet like trump haha

>>71200008
Already live in Glasgow so yeah just stay here I guess.

>>71200246
Fulham is winning

>>71200057
it's so endlessly funny to me that yanks are cut

i hope your dick is mutilated

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>>71200318
*swats you aside*

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>>71200085

Autistic women have it 10x easier than autistic men. At least they can find a partner easy, autistic men usually have to go through life alone miserable.

>>71200374
Don't fucking matter cos they won't breed and love bringing in Muslims who want to push them off buildings

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>>71200318
I agree.

merry valentines day lads!

>>71200434
fat bastard, nice soft feminine babyhands, you ever laboured a day in your life boy?

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never looked at it this way...but they're right. I'm ashamed to be Irish

>>71200463
alri marfan syndrome

>>71200463
Greater London

>>71200449
this

anyone else just given up on ever losing their virginity?

>>71200418
Because we're playing Ross fucking mcormack instead of assombalonga who's by far our best layer

>>71200008
live in belfast now but moving to glasgow in september to start a phd

really like both belfast and glasgow

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>lost 1.4kg between yesterday and today

>>71200157
>putting lifting stats

Never understood this. And what do you do with all that muscle? Huh? Run 10kmh, when I run 30+? Play sports and flop on the ground with your clumsiness when I dribble the ball pas you in soccer/basketball and score? Jump 20 inches and come crashing to the ground? Beat me up? Oh you mean take the slowest punch ever with your preferred hand leaving your other side completely open for multiple different approaches attacks and takedowns? Hmmm yeah good strategy. So what do you do with that muscle? Yeah, you look at yourself in the mirror. That’s what you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PltA5woXKaA

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*climbs up the walls*

>>71200008
Belfast is a good night out, a small woman ran around Thompson's trying to beat the shit out of me.

I've never been to Glasgow though, I'd imagine it would be a similar experience.

Television is still more influential than the internet and shows no signs of slowing down

>tfw good-looking autist

its a curse.

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>>71200463
Fucking froghand

BTW you have marfan syndrome

>>71200463
plymouth

Haven't had sex for a whole week lads, don't start bullying me though haha I'll get back on it soon, don't you worry

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Such beautiful eyes

>>71199820

>fook ye off ya wee bin hoker

ah yes

celtic """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>71200518
Glasgow has the best nightlife in Scotland by a large margin.

>>71200496
This is a copypasta right?

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>>71199899
>pretty blue eyes
>retarded looking smile
>decent teeth
>5'9
>bitch hands
>abysmal style
>decent scent
>autism hair
>retarded sense of humour
>decent voice
>sub-par physique
>no confidence
>average intelligence
>skinny arms
>decent hygene
>average shoulders
>man tits
>hank hill arse
>below average knob

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>>71200412
>mhw

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Which one are you?

I'm a Wojak

>>71200476
Yanks aren't Irish.

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r8

me

>>>/soc/24928751

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>>71200482
>>71200532
I don't actually have Marfan Syndrome.

>>71200580
I'm Pepjak

Wope go get fucked

>>71200561
can't find anything on it

>>71200580
Both haha

>>71200549
Scots remind me a lot of the Northern Irish. Pessimistic people.

They drink well.

who /forearms bigger than upper arms/ here?

>>71200605
w-what

Villa 0 - 2 Burnley

>>71200580
they're not mutually exclusive

>>71200476
>>71200591
Irish arent white

(BTW this is very offensive as the Irish were looked down upon in America for hundreds of years and the majority of them landed as indentured servants, but with significantly higher contracts than other indentured servants, therefore making the Irish on a similiar basis as the Negro in terms of their social position, but we rose above and cucked the english establishment)

>>71200536

Same here lol but add on another 100 weeks

>>71200652
klinefelters

>>71200536
18 month dry spell, fuck you

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>the republic of Catalonia

>>71200656
Fucking mong

Currently experiencing that emotion.

>>71200245
I'm not even that muscular desu I'm only 84kg

I just have a thick body (not fat) and wide shoulders

Ya wee froot

I've also got a 7 inch knob and make an alright amount of money

Still a single cunt

I'm probably really boring

>>71200656
>The City of Aston Villa

>>71200707
;p

>>71200725
Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur ****ing nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, don’t matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya ****ing face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch

>de maria

>>71200772
need to spaff on them specs

>>71199899
>olive eyes in deep sockets
>perfectly straight teeth
>6'3
>delicate but large hands
>expensive suits or a custom black denim jacket
>wanton overuse of cologne
>designer haircut
>have been heard to laugh during sleep
>dyslexic pronunciation of everything, but posh accent
>150 verbal IQ
>rather skinny
>look clean, shower, brush teeth, otherwise have poor hygiene
>rather broad physique, but slim
>7"

Get laid about once a fortnight.

>>71200772
is she dumping a log in one of them nip toilets?

spain is WHITE

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>>delicate but large hands

>>71200821
i can confirm she's not, as if she was i would be under her with my mouth open to swallow it whole

ah yes, everyone in /brit/ is a tall athletic handsome genius.

High and watching family guy.
bright colours.
DUDE

the absolute STATE of barcelona

>>71200849

Lol that is quite unfortunate

>be a yank
>have a child
>spend the rest of your life just laying off the hospital bill

B E L L O W I N G

>>71200000
exquisite post

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>babyhanded bourgeoisie in this thread

the day of reckoning is fast approaching

>>71200877
Is it 2-0?

Is the big feet = big penis theory true

I'm size 14 feet with a 3 inch knob

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>DELICATE BUT LARGE HANDS

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>>71200798

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>>71200798
>>71200817

some lad on discogs offered me €25 + shipping for a throwaway house record i bought years back

don't get it

>>71200772
this u?

>>71200915
Size 10 feet and 6.5 inch Willy

>>71200915
i have size 8 feet and an 8 inch schlong

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>>71200906

>>71200915
childs size 8 shoe with a 12 inch wang

>>71200915
Size 8 feet
8" willy

Perfectly correlated, me

just became aware of how many white yanks have brown eyes

size 20 feet and 2 inch willy here

Im 4'11

Remember that lad who used to post pictures of himself holding joints on here? He had the most beautiful hands. Wouldn't mind holding them haha

>>71200665
look up the Fenian Brotherhood

>>71200911
yes

could heem the living christ out of any of you if I so wished it

fuck your team youre all leeching
want a feature youre reaching

>>71200964
>Basques
>Celtic
what spastic made that?

>>71200808
wouldn't be surprised

can't remember ever being content with life. Always have tight feeling in my chest.

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>>71200937
why not

>>71201003
>POOCELONA

>>71200997
M-me too.

>>71200900
yeah because you're so much better paying off everyone else's hospital bill you fucking spanner

>>71201008
it's nothing to do with Celts, it's about regional independence movements and socialism

the so-called english riviera

>>71201018
me

>>71200991
Hobbit cunt

>>71200997
It was you wasn't it
Just cut my head open but I'm eating my pizza first before I sort it out

>>71200915
size 13

7 inches

>>71200967
>Half Asian half Caucasian males

yes, a recipe for disaster indeed

>>71200999
You think I dont know who the Fenian brotherhood are you simpering Yank wimp? Every Irish person knows of the Fenian brotherhood.

there is absolutely nothing gay about being in love with another man

regional independence movements are all wrong except the english one

welcome to the northern powerhouse

for tea: beans on toast

size 3 feet with a 20 inch cock here

*walks very slowly in your direction while twirling the cock like a medieval flail*

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what's she been up to lately

>>71199899
I tick all the boxes except for smile, confidence and teeth because I'm a fucking walking stereotype of British teeth.

>>71201025
Yanks spend more public money per capita on healthcare than we do LOL

They have to do both

>>71201081
pay up le piglets

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>>71201032
i grew up near there. nice place overall.

>>71201056
It wasn't me, I'm just autistic and bent so I remember these things. He posted a lot when the Euros were on last Summer.

>>71201070
england should be independent as a socialist republic

Just told the gf I'll never leave her
Think I might have drunk too much haha

>>71201081
https://twitter.com/chelseafindom97

>>71201081
shes probably printing money rn

>>71201072
with fake cheese on top i suppose?

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where do the barcelona youth teams even train. there are no training pitches anywhere near their la masia

>>71201109
looks lovely

the coast is the pengest place to live 2bh

>>71201133
they train at plymouth argyles ground

>>71200269
The rarest one's will spring to mind as attractive for most people, i.e. pale blue, pale green, grey or heterochromia. But most people have a preference. A lot of people like blue eyes, or brown eyes. So brown they're black or albino devil eyes are categorically the most unattractive tho.

>>71201081
>>71201121
Wonder if she's avoiding tax with this

>>71201133
they train in the mind

>>71201059
Lol. Calm down you little leprechaun. Any Ameican could beat up any Irish gnome.

Now he a good boy and go back to the end of the rainbow

>>71199820
West brit

>>71201118
Just tell her the next day you dont remember anything you said last night as you were fucked

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>>71201114
nah

>>71201083
Same but swap confidence for hair

Apparently I've actually got a cheeky smile but I always smile with my mouth shut because of my teeth

>>71201081
Post the picture of her in black lingerie. Every time I see it I edge closer to paying her

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the gf finding machine

I MUST HAVE READ A THOUSAND FACES

>>71201153
>heterochromia
literally unironically me

redpill me on fake cheese

>>71200665
Did we really though? I mean, compare Dublin to London. Or the big missing chunk of Ireland.

We manage to have more of a laugh, that's really our specialty. And we're still depressed half the time.

>>71201158
yeah we should dob her in to the HMRC

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>>71201145
yeh it is. i was lucky.

some nice rivers where im from too.

>>71201133
they train on that little patch of grass there

the reason it narrows at the end is so they learn to dribble in tight spaces

Been invited out by the normies from work for drinks on Friday. Hope alcohol hides my power level and doesn't reveal it haha

>>71201170
Id box the ears off you, you cheeky git

American """"men"""" couldnt bate eggs the limp wristed fucking eejyts, id say you cower in fear at the sight of your average 'gro

>>71201189
*puts it in reverse*
haha woops silly me

>>71201189
you could have paid someone minimum wage to do that

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legitimately don't know my housemate's name

>>71201189
so this is the power of automation

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Bang on tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CI1eCEzIQ.

>>71201174
might do this

>>71201176
Cromwell was part of the left-wing of the bourgeoisie lad xx

Didn't go far enough

>>71199899
>Blue eyes
>Pretty awkward smile, seems to be 50/50 whether I look normal or like a serial rapist
>Not great up close but usually look okay
>5'7
>Pretty nice and soft
>Dunno desu, probably not great but not awful
>Pretty good
>Can never really get it to do what I want or figure out whether I look better with short or long hair
>Very Marmite
>Not great
>Ottermode
>Shit
>Pretty okay
>Not big but well defined
>Pretty good
>Same as arms
>"
>qt butt if I do say so myself
>7"

tinkering with the tinder bio

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>the new convertible Buick Astra is 4000lbs!

>>71201221
The English countryside is so grim and boring. Jesus Christ.

I have cancer, ms, seizures and I have autism.

I have terminal nothernness

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>>71201285

Some girl came around the livrary and handed everyone on the floor chocolates for valentines day

Why are people so weird lads?

americans are fat and stupid

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The beautiful English countryside must be protected! We CANNOT build on it, it doesn't MATTER if you can't afford a house!

>>71201241
>hit the tree at the end for target practice
>do tai chi to unwind by imitating one of the statues
>let everybody see you do it like you're a bunch of nigs shooting hoops

cruyff was a genius

>>71201170
Americans don't even fight with their fists, they own little bitch guns and shoot kids. Stop chatting shite.

>>71201318
Girls like big, hairy, scarred, calloused manly hands with short wide nails, not feminine hands

>>71201334
Are you dating anyone? x

>>71201262 I kick ass for a living. A living. That means I buy cars and houses from destroying faces. I make money off of people like you, thinking they're tough guys.

Now run along and play in the clover fields and be a gay little leprechaun

>>71201133

they have a new massive, modern place now, I'm not sure if its by the camp nou anymore

>>71201118
>“told the gf I'll never leave her”
bit stalkery

>>71201388
maybe you should vote for corbyn then

got a calloused bellend

>>71201405
Bit gay if you wank with manly hands tho innit

Why don't we just turn the UK into one giant megacity? That will solve the housing crisis.

s'up you beautiful bastards!

>>71201455
Yeah true

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>>71201388
Exactly....Wish more people would open their eyes!

messi fucking bottling it AGAIN

>>71201434
no it's not
she's said the same thing except she doesn't drink so she can't blame that

just matched with my sister on tinder o_o

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>>71201416
Im trained in the art of boxing and id box your fucking ears yank gimp, do you realise how embarrassing it is for the people of this thread to hear some yank say "i kick ass for a living"? its fucking awful.

Im also stand at a height of 6 foot

>>71201464

it will be eventually

>>71201494
^_-

Why the hell do we even need the countryside it's full of culchies I want more migrants

Pros/cons of lying on your resume?

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*takes a deep breath and inhales the wonderful aromas of cow shit and fertiliser*

Ah yes, our beautiful countryside. Can you imagine if there were beautiful buildings and vibrant culture and commerce going on here instead?!?!?! DISGUSTING!!!

>>71201477
haha did the man kick the ball again? did he kick it with his foot?

>>71201475
2% of the landmass of a country being indoors is actually a really significant amount
And of the 'natural' bit, almost none of it is actually natural

>>71201455
It's gay to touch a dick.
>>71201494
Get your bit.
>>71201516
You seem to struggle with English.

>>71201534
>>71201388
looks comfy

>>71201516
>6 foot
by which you mean 5'10 and 1/2

>>71201325
how is that grim? you runt

don't @ me

>>71201534
>buildings today
>beautiful
ah yes would LOVE there to be a tower block there, or perhaps a few barrat newbuilds?

mong

haha umtiti

umm, titty! haha

>>71201494
Oh dear

btw I'm bringing back the short lived "oh dear" gimmick lads

>>71201555
>It's gay to touch a dick.
only if it's a masculine penis

>>71201533

pros:
better chance of landing an interview

cons:
none

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Business idea: EVERYBODY moves out of Britain, we tear down all the DISGUSTING cities and have a whole country of just beautiful muddy fields.

THIS IS R ENGLAND

>>71201533
pros: you get a job
cons: you might get caught and then you won't have a job anymore

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the so-called "eixample"

why is some twat spamming pictures of fields?

honestly confused

why cant we use brownfield land instead of destroying nice countryside?

>>71201516
Your posting is disrespectful to everyone in this thread. Do you have too much fat in those ears? I've been to Ireland and have kicked several asses, and I've fucked even more asses

cavani is so shit it's unreal

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>>71199820
>there are a great deal of filthy sassanachs who will never taste the unique potatoey delight of tayto's cheese and onion, not even with cold pint

How does this make you feel?

>>71201617
>the only modern architecture is tower blocks or barratt newbuilds
t. northerner who lives in some grotty tiny town surrounded by muddy fields

lmaooo who even needs white people? XD

would rather have millions of immigrants than racists hehe

>>71201673
he got triggered at someone posting a pleasant image of where they were raised

business idea: invite hundreds of young adults to a random bit of english countryside and play loud house music for them

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Hmm

>>71201576
Everyone lies about their height I'm 5ft9.5 and say I'm 6 ft everyone believes it all my friends do that as well

>>71201679
This is why no one likes your country, lad.

And your own fat ass doesn't count.

>>71200915
Size 9 with a 6 and a half inch long penis

>>71201681
You get Taytos here
Only ever got them in army horror bags though

>>71201693
>t. northerner who lives in some grotty tiny town surrounded by muddy fields
keep believing that you london paki, im from the south

Just found out one of my mates from school died of an OD lads. VERY unsure as to how I feel about this.

>>71201716
he's a good lad

>>71201675
We can, but NIMBY tory cunts don't like any building

we should have massive high and dense flats like Hong Kong

>>71201681

tayto and mikado, taste of my childhood desu

>>71201679
inform me of your next visit so i can receive satisfaction in this altercation through physical combat, you are of a lesser standing than I, a proud Gaelic warrior

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heemlad is back!! heemlad is back!!!
*jumping up and down*
i'll heem ya! i'll heem the lot of ya! i'll heem yer pappy and yer grandmammy!!!

who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

>>71201642
looks familiar but can't place it desu

doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s7eM9kYpDw

HE
WILL NOT
DIVIIIIDE
US

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Love me some butter lads.

>>71201739
ah yes everyone will definitely want to live in a tower block

>>71201705
many such cases! very sad!

>>71201722
lol speak for yourself

i'm 5'10", never once felt insecure or lied about my height you utter, utter, utter, utter, UTTER runt

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>>71201739
nah more like inner parts of Barcelona 2bh

>>71201780
fucking hell

why why why why

still don't really know where "heem" comes from

Bloody....... IMMIGRANTS? But aren't they fukkin like....... BROWN and shit? Bet they don't even eat chips n gravy like me n gazza and smithsta

DISKUSTIN, WE VOTED FOR BREXIT, WE WANT MUDDY FIELDS AND NEW BUILDS AND NO FUKKIN PAKIS OR POLEMANIANS FUCK OFF

can't watch football for longer than 20 minutes without getting bored now. Used to be really into it too.

>>71201780
vile
VILE

VILLLEEEEE!

my cock is intimidatingly thick, only average length but I know for sure it's really thick, every girl that's ever seen it erect has commented on it

>>71201722
>Everyone lies about their height
Only manlets do, I don't need to because I'm 6'2

>>71201783
I would. So would the homeless, and plenty of others living in expensive places. They would be cheap and efficient.

>>71201722
This I'm 5ft8 always say I'm 5ft10.5

>>71201832
A video on the internet of yankland during halloween in the ghetto where about 50 'groids are beatin on a rival 'groid gang member and some dafties screaming "HEEM SLEEPY"

>>71201780
>dat butter drip at the end

willy plz no not like this

>>71201221
plymouth

>>71201806
Was it rebuilt after the Civil War or something? Looks insanely crowded.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-38966649
How the fuck do you let your kid go die in a clothing retailer?

>>71201722
Glad I'm not alone I'm 6ft2 say I'm 6ft5

>>71201839
pics x

>>71201839
Fuck off, paki

>>71201839
chode

>>71201900
>>71201900

>>71201900

>>71201900

>>71201900

>>71201722
I'm 5'8 and I say I'm 5'8 because I'm honest

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>>71201889
not far off 2bh

>>71201839
FONT

if anyone of you spoke to me in real life like you speak to me on /brit/ I would shut your fucking mouth so hard you would be eating through a tube for the rest of your life

>>71201728
>>71201752
>>71201809
>>71201864

leperchaun

>>71201834
Really makes you think.

>>71201722
>5ft7
>Claim 5ft10
>Everyone believes me
Howling

>>71201895
would've said fell down stairs but

>It is believed the accident involved a display in the store.

fuck knows