/brit/

just had sex

fuck up runt

go ahead janny, you have my permission

DEAL WITH THIS JANNY

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NEW TRIP

>>71197343
Would be me lmao

>>71197408
>just had sex

mate we've all been having sex for years now. youre a little late

keep having dreams about the oneitus from college despite having not seen her for 4 years now

what does this mean

i greatly enjoy them btw

I declare class war

TURN BUCKINGHAM PALACE INTO A COUNCIL HOUSE FO REFUGEES

>>71197424
desu i know im going to get called cuck

but i would honestly love seeing how slutty my girl woudl be with another guy. itd be hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFHmhXqlUw

Absolute MAD TUNE

I hate Beyonce 2bh

Seriously overrated

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who /ejaculated in a woman this evening/ here?

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I am a trap

Show me your dicks

>>71197501
is that avant garde or bad, i really dont know.

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wanna fuck them so bad

>>71197502
She's not overrated. I think you have that confused with the ridiculous obsession people have with her acting like she's a deity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M50Fw6T7cU

bit weird seeing the connoisseur round my old endz

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>>71197490

Gonna update my blog

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>Yanks pronounce 'Twat' as "Twot"

>>71197583
grade a slags

>>71197533
You first

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currently hearing this with my ears

>>71197533
>>71197571

Trappy pls

Don't like Generation Z /brit/

Shall be printing this thread off to read on the train tomorrow morning so make sure it's a cracker lads

>>71197501
>that Mike Skinner cameo

OI OIIIIIIII

yeah banging tune though

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>>71197533
post arsehole

>>71197590
I was on holiday in Yankland and one asked me "say the word twot!"
And I was like "uh....what?"
Couldn't understand what the fuck he was asking me to say

think the gf may have cheated on me in faliraki

Twot

>>71197583
why are girls so fucking vapid?

fuck norway

>>71197629
>arsehole

quit talking like this. it sounds fucking ridiculous

>>71197639
reckon you're just as vapid 2bh

>>71197632
nightmare

bin her

>>71197654
why now

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>that guy who uses /brit/ gimmicks in real life

you're not funny kieran

>>71197673
>stop speaking english

uh ok?

Miss the ex, lads
She was an awful person and I'm glad we're not together any more, but fuck sake, I miss her.

>>71197623
Gen X here la pretending to be Z

Think I've got a fetish for women lads

>>71197677
love girls bums when they're in heels

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>kieran

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/fit/image/1486/77/1486772140886.webm

DO NOT SAVE

Rare

>>71197673
get the fuck out of my thread

>>71197492
>I-I was a m-model y'know!

why do normies post here?

My mum unironically pronounces twat as twot

>>71197711
thats the point idiot

>>71197720
why is your cum so viscous

>>71197686
thats my middle name

>>71197741
why wouldn't we? /int/ isn't some abnormie spastic anime board

>>71197723
Yeah, what he said.
Um...on second thoughts
*checks flag*
Actually you can fuck off too.

>>71197757
Im on HRT

has anyone seen my twot of a son?

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>>71197639

they can control men with their vaginas alone, theres no need for them to develop a real personality, interests, hobbies or opinions

>>71197720
if i watched the whole thing with nary a tingle in my loins does that mean im straight?

My diet is what any self respecting child would love to eat all day

who is kieran

Why is everything above win7 such a pain in the fucking arse to use?

Does The Meme Merchant ever post here

>>71197841
me

tw@

>>71197674
im working on my phd...

>>71197686

NEVER speak my name again

girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23

>>71197831
Trip on sean

>>71197853
so you're a boring dry book worm. yeh so much better.

>>71197867
wish she'd suck mine

It should really be considered abuse for a wife to refuse to have sex with her husband. A woman really has no reason to withold sex from her husband, except to manipulate him, to make him desperate, or to sadistically hurt him. It can't be that bad for women, because there are women who are prostitutes that have sex with 15 men a day. Is it that bad for a woman have sex with her husband once a day so that he is mentally at peace?

"I'm not in the mood" - Does that really justify depriving your husband of a basic need, inflicting psychological torture on him, just because your preference is to not have sex? It's like a cancer patient being in intense pain and asking his relative to tell the doctor to bring morphine. But the relative says "Sorry, I'm not in the mood to talk to the doctor".

>>71197867

Mongoloids are funny x

>>71197728
Wait how'd you know I was the model? Key word is was.

My headshots are still online but I haven't done a shoot in about a year

>tfw not even in the mood for CL tonight

Went to wipe my arse again and confirmed by suspicions that I didn't wipe properly 3 hours ago, no wonder I smelled shit.

psg v barca

lads

been a heinz baked beans boy all my life but these Tesco own brand beans are banging yaknow

my willy sucks itself

Can you IMAGINE spending Valentines all by yourself shitposting? Really don't understand why some people do this.

>>71197926
rasheed

>>71197867

she has unresolved conflicts from the oral development stage

>>71197906
But im really charistmatic...

>>71197954
What til you have the ones with the little sausages in

what songs should i put on the playlist for the 'irlfriend lads

>>71197985
haha dont we all

>female 5/10 facebook friend makes a post about being lonely and single today
>5 beta orbiters and a few of her female friends comment

If I made a shitty self pitying post like that I would get nothing, why do women think their lives are harder when that demonstrably isn't true?

>>71197890
answer my question

valentines is just another excuse for consumerist drones to indulge

>>71197966
don't know any better

>>71198004
nah they're grim Tbh

>psg v barca
>hot wife

what would deano do

Valentine's really is the biggest fucking noseberg day in existence

Any excuse for deanos tho ayyy

>>71197966

Already did that yesterday :)

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*sprints past you*
*shrugs off your challenge*

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will be back at the parents house this weekend. pic related

>>71197932
>I'm the most attractive man in the world
>I wish someone would fuck my girlfriend that I don't have
lmao yanks

Has anyone got any pics of slags where the feet are clear, preferably bare?

>>71198021
>If I
why not try it

@71198046
Fuck off posh cunt

Just realized I'm not fat, lads

I'm just a few meals ahead and a couple poos behind

>>71198095
yeh

Just realised I'm not gay

I'm just a few willies ahead and a couple fannies behind

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haven't wanked in 2 weeks

some observations:

- Ballbag feels heavier
- penis feels healthier
- bellend doesn't look as dry
- bellend no longer stinks of skips
- feel more confident in myself
- can see through walls and charm snakes


will keep you posted on further developments

>>71198079
WA, la?

is anyone actually strong here? proof?

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>penis feels healthier

>>71198007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=due3rCa0crs

>>71197944
Probably not even going to watch haha

>>71198169
I carry a pig up a mountain every day and it grows a bit more each time

>>71198149
how does your penis feel healthier

can you describe this feeling?

>>71198183
meant looks

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>tfw she doesn't like getting eaten out but loves sucking your cock

>>71198169
when i went to america i got into a bunch of bar fights and literally heemed every american runt who dared challenge me.

either im strong or america is a nation of limp-wristed nancy boys.

>>71198212
I originally meant looks healthier

don't know if it 'feels' heathier, suppose it just doesn't feel as dry any more

>>71198079
How many Mexicans maintain the grass?

>>71198227
would hate this

literally nothing better in the world than gobbling a minge

>>71198234
noticed the opposite in england. such a lack of lifting culture.

the common phrase i'd hear when i told the britlads I was going to lift

"Why lift mate? Just do some sport here and there and you're fine"

>>71198269
absolute beta

>>71198269
t. Virgin

>>71198269
ha...er....yeah...
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>71198169

I am a VERY strong man

Take my word for it

>>71198227
i just didnt eat my ex out. its not fun. got the occasional blowie or if i asked for it

got a healthy penis lads

fucking love motting fannies Tbh

>>71198266
unironically 1 but only in the summer

>>71198299
>>71198302
>>71198306
>>71198316
literal virgins

*walks off and posts on another imageboard*

>>71198299
>>71198302
>>71198306
you literally have complete control over a woman with her babymaker in your mouth

the most alpha position

>>71198127
Please please post. Would make my Valentines day.

Important poll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12339060

ah yes the yank mongoloid that fucked a university slut because he payed thousands of dollars to be sigma phi delta and get a broom shoved up his arse

very impressive

>>71198290
All deanos 'go gym'

>>71198302
>that one lad at school who called other people virgins despite being a virgin himself and everyone knew but he tried to convince everyone that he wasn't and that his gf "went to a different school" but no one called him out on it because we all had an assembly to stop bullying him because his stepdad used to beat him and just got sent up for manslaughter

I remember you

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London Yes!

think youre a big boy cos you go gym

>>71198414
You've very obviously never licked a fanny if you think it's enjoyable, stop embarrassing yourself

>>>/r9k/34865236

me getting the neurons firing

>>71198431
isn't your London named after our London?

bit embarrassing that innit

Realised socialism is retarded when I realised that while socialists criticise capitalism, they're just as obsessed with money. They think money can fix everything but that "the wrong people have it."

>>71198290
that's a good thing

kill all gym goers

>>71198486
Money makes the world go round

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>>71198486

>>71198465
munch my gf's lovely innie, nice smelling fanny all the time

fuck off your little overcompensating virgin queg

>>71198486
literal imbecile, read a book

>>71198486
socialism is a step towards a moneyless society

>>71198290
gyms are literally heaving with gym wankers.

although they're right. sport is the patrician way to improve your physique. lifting heavy objects up and down is for the plebs.

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Bullets will cave your whole face in

fannymunching is NOT beta

got that?

>>71198486
>dude socialism is when da gubmint takes money lmao

idiot

>Facebook feed lighting up with couples doing cute shit

Looks like fun, desu.

>>71198486
>>71198534
YOU*clap*CAN'T*clap*LIVE*clap*IN*clap*A*clap*CAPITALIST*clap*SOCIETY*clap*WITHOUT*clap*CONSUMING*clap*PRODUCTS*clap*OF*clap*EXPLOITATION

>>71198540
Hmm yes you got so triggered about being called a virgin you wrote a paragraph nobody will ever read and are now extremely angry... Ahh... Yes... *Takes notes for the virgin observation test*

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>>71198400
>A university slut
>A

I've already told you, i've fucked 65ish girls in my life and most of them were at uni.

We literally made fun of the guys in the frat that were in the single digits.

Uni is seriously the easiest time to have loads of sex.

if i ever have sex i'd like to give oral tbqh, seems nice

>>71198587
if they were really truly having that much fun where would they find the time to brag about it on social media?

>>71198622
you should start tripfagging

there are men panicking right now trawling tesco for flowers, card and wine because goldstein designated this a special day

Someone please post slaggy feet, lads.

>>71198609
I know writing more than 4 words is a big ask for a gormless sack of shit like yourself but it made me laugh thinking of all the pathetic twats like yourself I remember from school

Just took my first sip of the day

>>71198681
settle down

>>71198609
paki

>>71198686
Hah, cool..

*Walks away and talks to someone else*

>>71198431

So this is the power of Allah

>>71198653
bump

absolutely eviscerated that little virgin runt

there's no fun in it any more

yanks, leafs, virgins - I'll par them all off the face of the earth

hate it when people here use 'british speak' to describe sex

examples abound in this thread; im talking about words like 'munch', 'fanny', 'gobbling', 'minge' etc. and just that style of typing/talking in general

im considering it as carefully as i can here, and i genuinely dont think i can imagine anything else which makes me cringe so severly

stop posting like this, its so abysmal i even get shivers on my back of embarassment and disgust when i read such posts; just awful, absolutely fucking awful

Rhythm of the Night is easily the most annoying song ever composed

>>71198750
same

hate words like 'bird', 'missus', 'love' etc

>>71198750
Not a letter

Chicken Vindaloo
Mushroom Pilau
Plain Naan
2x Lamb Samosas
Tandoori Chicken Starter

Rate my tea.

>>71198750
didnt read u mad?

>>71198750
its alright

February 14th, 2017

The day tens of millions of Youtube kiddies got redpilled about (((them)))

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actually such an underrated tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFHmhXqlUw


gun finger fodder

>>71198790
>eating that much
>eating shit-tier halal meat
>giving money to pakis

0/10 kys

>>71198269

A girl is more likely to leave you when you do beta acts like eating a girl out. They need dominance, and you're showing submissiveness.

prefer gobbling over munching when dealing with minge desu, your take la

footie>gfs

New AiU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEBXqchv5gY

>oh ye gobble me fuckin minge jezza.
>yeh put them chebs in me face then
>alri
>yeah alri me knob is fuckin throbbing
>yeah me minge is as well innit
>ohh fuck yeh let me get that wet fanny then alri?
>yeah alri, put that hard willy in then

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>>71198750
Bender

NEVER trust a bloke who rates Indian takeaway higher than Chinese

I have, in fact, slept with 3 (three) DIFFERENT women

I am, as they say, just your everyday normal

>>71198750
Makes me think of the Inbetweeners

>>71198829
>halal
My local Indian isn't run by pakis, m8.

just got conceived lads.

Been living in London for a week and a half and it's not that bad.

>>71198750
would love to stuff the ol' todger in a minge

>>71198848
good post

Can't think of a single argument against gentrification

psytrance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gexjNnlvao

>>71197720
hot

>>71198868
True

the so called poo just resurfaced tbqh la, needed another flush ngl

>>71198750

agreed
lad wannabees, absolute sad cases

homosexuality is a fetish

>>71198036
*hides the gift I got you*

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y'all be grown ass adults and still reading one book at a timelmfao

>>71198708
Please, today has been really shit.

>>71198831
>a girl is more likely to leave you when you give her sexual pleasure

How long until a new?

I don't understand how you could find a vagina even remotely appealing. What was evolution thinking when it came up with those things? I like women and everything, but I can't get past their pussies. I don't think I could ever get hard to have sex with a woman.

I'm not attracted to penises, so I don't think I'm gay.

I think vaginas look nice from the front, but spread they look like fucking disasters and they look like they smell worse. No offense but putting your dick in there is just gross.

>>71198750
Hey dude, I just ate the most awesome pussy last night! Man, she had these big kick-ass titties and a sweet ass too. That broad had me like, "holy shit bro".

Hey when Israel attacked the USS Liberty and killed 34 countrymen of mine, that was a total accident bro. Maybe if we just keep sending those guys moolah and keep killing their enemies then everything's will be just swell uhuhuhuh.

>ayy nigga you deadass gon nut on my face? nuh uh I ain't need no baby nae naeing out ma poosy
>oh shit babe, sorry *pulls out* EY YO CODY *walks out of room*
>EYO CODY? COREY? CALEB? AYO ANYONE GOT A RUBBER
>*frat pledge with half a broom handle shoved up his arse appears* ey I got you bruh
>*punches pledge in the face and throws him down the stairs* thanks bruh
>*proceeds to rape sorority girl and snapchats it with #DoItForState*

>>71198968
That's a dictionary you dunce

>>71199002
Innie look very appealing, imo.

>>71199011
you're mixing up california slang with nyc slang.

>>71198831
If that was the case, I'd be in a long term relationship

should I watch barca or kill myself?

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>to do a sherman
>British Slang

Explain

>>71199002
>look like they smell worse
>look like
It's never a good idea to out yourself as someone who's actually never seen one in real life while you make these kinds of rants.

>>71198848
english slang is legitimately fucking abysmal

in my society, we'll either have english spelling/language reform to stamp it out or people will be made to speak esperanto

>>71199046
no it isnt you stupid fucking yank shit. fuck off

how do I cuckold a black man?

>>71199022
do it for state was a nice touch, but youre combining niggers with white trash with rich white frat boys

needs more work. stick with frat boys

No thanks man. I'd honestly rather have a nice clean Weiner in my mouth and im not even gay

just did a sherman lads

>>71199067
Sherman tank.

Wank.

>>71199065
whats barca eh

just tossed off to a picture of a minge

>>71199087
why don't you fuck off

vaginas? not for me thanks.

i'd rather shag a bloke up his tidy clean arsehole.

im not gay though.

>>71199090
>Bae

why are brits so fucking americanized. The internet is ruining your identity and just making everyone talk like black americans

>>71199090
HAHA REALLY GOOD LAD BANTS DEANO

HAHA

LOOK AT ME LADS

I JUST DID A BANTER

IBIZA NANDOS CHEEKY SLAG

WAHEY

DEANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71199090
loling @ that timezone

>>71199090
saw that coming a mile away but I still chuckled in my head

Seeing guys that are more attractive than you with ugly girls is so depressing

>>71198968
*finds big world in book*

Hmm, ahh. "Expendable"... What does that mean.

*checks Oxford dictionary*

Ahh... yes. Dat is it haha.

>>71198968
PHILLY MENTIONED

the KLF are coming back this year lads

Who /working class and left winger but hates most working class/underclass people and most left wingers/ here?

>>71199060
Don't believe you.

Really just want shaaanxo to sit on my face

>>71199154
>>71199162
>>71199163
>>71199165
4 (You)s up in a row that's how you know I'm a direct rudeboy

>>71199217
epic burn, bro

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>Who /working class and left winger but hates most working class/underclass people and most left wingers/ here?

women? they're so fucking controlling and get mad at the drop of a hat

would rather have an emotional relationship with a man they think much more rationally and you can have more of a laugh with them

I'm not gay though

>>71199217
me haha

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>>71199217
good lad

>>71199234
believe it or not but all those posts were made by me

Remember The Final Solution.

all women are whores

>>71199291
reply to me

Bumholes are so disgusting

No idea how gays cope

http://www.strawpoll.me/12339150

IMPORTANT

>>71199132
I'll watch the ol' ball kick then

>UKIP leader Paul Nuttall admits that claims on his website that he lost a "close personal friend" at Hillsborough are false

yeah smart move that a week before the Stoke by-election

https://twitter.com/RadioCityTalk/status/831492310307311616

>tfw fat reptitive american

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Cyril Richard "Rick" Rescorla (May 27, 1939 – September 11, 2001) was a United States Army officer and private security officer of British origin who served in Northern Rhodesia as a member of the Northern Rhodesia Police (NRP) and as a commissioned officer in the Vietnam War, where he was a second lieutenant in the United States Army.

After the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, Rescorla worried about a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center.[8] Because his old American friend from Rhodesia, Daniel Hill, was trained in counterterrorism, in 1990 Rescorla asked him to visit the World Trade Center to assess its security. Their recommendations, which would have been expensive to implement, were ignored.

At 8:46 a.m. on the morning of September 11, 2001, American Airlines Flight 11 struck World Trade Center Tower 1, (The North Tower). Rescorla heard the explosion and saw the tower burning from his office window in the 44th floor of World Trade Center Tower 2 (The South Tower). When a Port Authority announcement came over the P.A. system urging people to stay at their desks, Rescorla ignored the announcement, grabbed his bullhorn, walkie-talkie, and cell phone, and began systematically ordering Morgan Stanley employees to evacuate, including the 1,000 employees in WTC 5. Rescorla had boosted morale among his men in Vietnam by singing Cornish songs from his youth, and now he did the same in the stairwell, singing songs like one based on the Welsh song "Men of Harlech".

Between songs, Rescorla called his wife, telling her, "Stop crying. I have to get these people out safely. If something should happen to me, I want you to know I've never been happier. You made my life." After successfully evacuating most of Morgan Stanley's 2,687 employees, he went back into the building.

He was last seen on the 10th floor, heading upward, shortly before the South Tower collapsed at 9:59 A.M. His remains were never found.

>>71199318
check your inbox

>>71197551
'eek 'elp

going to start working 10:00 to 17:30

good idea?

Just ate an onion bhaji

Was nice

Think multiculturalism might be alright after all

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Here's where (here's where) the horror hits home

I figured it all out on my own

Heaven is what (what) you make it

Hell is what (what) you're putting me through

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>>71199356
>Rescorla had boosted morale among his men in Vietnam by singing Cornish songs from his youth, and now he did the same in the stairwell, singing songs like one based on the Welsh song "Men of Harlech".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

Absolutely embarrassing.

>>71199363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM

>>71199356
good lad

One could consider me a Tim Burton fan, 2bchwyf

>>71199334
alri winter

>>71199427
Why do antisemitic right wingers obsess over this but seem to have no problem with the rest of the history of Israel?

>>71199427
Classic israeli banter

>>71199226
ew

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Just had dinner. Was yum.

>>71199522

I like the sway of her chunk

>>71399529
>>71399529

>>71399529
>>71399529
>>71399529

NU

>>71199581
>no protein

high skinnyfat twat. also zuch' is way too dried out.

>>71199598
are u wise ya daft fuckin yank cunt

>barca

ahhhhh its mad
she wants a man from brum

>>71199650

There's 1.5 chicken breasts in the pasta you melt.

>>71199598
btfo

>>71199487
get a new video lol

>>71199342
Ahh yes Stoke that famous town in Liverpool

>ducking in the wall

should be a sackable offence

piers morgan

what a cock

take it to /sp/, kickball losers

>>71199728
the fuck does ducking in the wall mean

>>71199356
Bloody racist

>>71199708
hahahahahah look at how much chicken is in that serving. there is fucking marginal protein in that you skinnyfat cunt

>>71199715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCp2iXA1uLE

>>71199745
actually prefer him to jim "only leftist yanks find me funny" jeffries

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>take it to /sp/, kickball losers

>>71199804
lol triggered

there's nothing wrong with being skinnyfat

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>take it to /sp/, kickball losers

>>71199820
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>>71199820

It baffles me how any rational, selfrespecting male could want an intimate relationship with a female. Have they ever talked to one for extended periods of time? Do they not know the basics of feminist theory? In our society the female's personality is tainted from birth, being treated as a girl under patriarchy. It would be best not to get into the effects and expectations this instills in a woman but needless to say, and should be common knowledge, there is a big personality gap between men and women. Well, depends on the male. But a male with a very natural person(untainted) will generally find females unrelatable. So it doesn't make sense to get intimate with one. We're long past the days where you married to your fuck toy out of financial convenience of course. As demonstrated by the breakdown of the family in our society. So really the only way to keep self respect is to go solo and fuck bitches like a Casanova, or to get intimate with another boy, a life partner, a best friend.

Quite a lot of bullies in here

Really, it's very distasteful

there are people who enjoy watching men kick a ball for 90 minutes

let that sink in for a moment

>>71199788
I enjoyed the dancing girls but little else

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>>71200015
youre so dumb

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>>71197867
I'm 23 and I still pick my nose and eat it

I also pick the dead skin off the calluses on my feet and eat those too