/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

corn pops, apple jacks, knockoff fruity pebbles, or honey bunches for breakfast, buds

>>71197036
don't talk about your mom like that
>>71197080
honey bunches

>>71197057
that's true, normies are always putting on a super positive attitude

Trains are sex.

>>71197080
I'm having honey bunches

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*animes at you*

>>71197036
>>71197126

>tfw you're unironically a train conductor for CP rail

I've actually jerked off during a shift too /cum/

>>71197168
I jerked off in ur mum's shift

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Tiffany Trump's boyfriend is called Ross Mechanic

could really go for a fuck now

also having chocolate/sugar withdrawal symptoms again

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Tits

nipping off to my piano lesson

>>71197168
nice bud

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>>71197168
>CP rail

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>>71197406
but only big ones

>>71197126
you wish you have freight locos like this in europe baby

your sets are like models

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>cops come to my room asking for my roommate
>finally think theyre gonna bust his stupid ass for selling pot
>its about parking tickets

>>71197487
why don't you just try and get rid of them

>>71197168
>tfw ran from CP police when i was like 15 with my friend because we broke into a trainyard and rode a utility vehicle around

Just got matched with another Latina, buds

>>71197487
>Avoiding tickets when you sell pot
What a moron

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>gpa is much much worse than i was expecting

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the gf

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>>71197567

>>71197567
pix?

>>71197588
How bad

>>71197645
last semester was 2.78

>>71197638
Posted it right before you asked

>>71197482
>tfw I sometimes see the freight trains that deliver the Fords that are build here in cologne
It's always interesting to see if they got any new models. Most of the time it's just a bunch of Focus and Fiestas though.

>>71197663
That's not bad, what's your major?

>>71197608
>gives away her email
>says she wanna fug

yeah pretty sure it's a real person

Never saw myself ending up with a Latina but I guess it's my destiny

gpa is much better than expected buds

>>71197663
How long do you study per day

>>71197714
>>71197732
All good news on /cum/ today

alright boys, I'm finished my poster board

>>71197692
Chemistry

>>71197749
last semester i only studied before tests and skipped almost half of all classes
Now i do about 2 hours a day

>>71197459


Ofcorsh

>>71197796
it's shit

>>71197816
I hope so
I'm lmaoing at all the idiots that will put effort into their posters

fuckkkkk should I go buy some sweets or not
store closes in 30 minutes

>>71197797
Ah thats good then, your gpa should rise. Only studying before tests is only slightly better than not studying at all

>>71197878
Yes, stop being a indecisive woman.

>>71197878
Is it for yourself? Just wait until they're discounted.

>>71197928
but i want to get off of this hell ride

>>71197900
yeah im slowly learning that the hard way

>>71197945
of course they're for me
i think i might be addicted to sugar

every time after dinner i get this urge to have sweets and then i can't just have a piece, i need to eat the whole box at once (not fat tho :-D )

>>71197878
head down to the local brothel for a fuck while you're at it

>>71198057
groce

How is your Valentine's Day going /cum/?

>>71198118
Talking with Latinas on twitter

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>>71198118

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>How is your Valentine's Day going /cum/?
SHUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP

>>71198118
Just like any other day

>>71198152
Fuck, I meant tinder
Don't know why I pretty much only attract them

>>71198108
i was in germany this past summer and the lads i was with made me go visit a brothel

>>71198206
kek
how was it
where were you

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>>71198182
I'll be your valentine Denmark

>>71198118
I will not be celebrating another mindless shopping holiday
you're all cattle who are being told to breed more stock

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>>71198225
good... TAKE ME TO DINNER NOW

saw a guy wearing a fedora and reading a book about computers

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>you're all cattle who are being told to breed more stock

>>71198118
Just the usual, being comfy at my govt. desk doing nothing while i watch cuties walking by, waiting to get home and take my girl to some restaurant and then fuck like a rabbit.

>>71198297
That was me

It's called soda tbqhwyf

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>>71198118

SODIE POPS

>>71198283
Where do you want to go qt?

>>71198309
moooooo

>NO chocolate
>NO Asian toes to succ
>WON'T be going on vacation this year

wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

>>71198335
It's coke desu

>>71198345
A Jew? Tell me, Shlomo, why are only Latinas attracted to me? Is it part of the conspiracy to breed away the white race?

Having some diarrhea bruvs

it

is


pop

>>71198408
dude they want a greencard lmao
they're fucking flooding tinder now to succ a guy off for marriage so they won't get deported

>>71198394

Still eludes me how firstworlders/people from developed countries can actually manage to fuck up and make the!selves suffer.

>>71198440
sub human

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>what kind of coke would you like
>cherry
>yes but what brand

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>>71198483
>uuh, colombian

>>71198477
Germanic countries and their culture of work make for unhappy people

Tell me about Flynn
was getting caught part of his plan

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>>71198483
>what kind of coke do you want
>I'd like a Coke, thanks
>Is Pepsi ok?

>>71198483
they'd obviously give you coke considering its the dominant brand in the south

serving pepsi is something i have heard many waitresses apologize for

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>>71198483
>>71198530
>not mexican

>>71198408
Just fuck a Latina already, bud

>>71198581
get the fuck out of cum

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Passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth.

Don't drink the carbonated jew

>>71198624
in all honesty
you ever done coke?

>>71198224
it was ok
I was in Mainz

>>71198701

in all my years of drinking SODA, Ive never gotten the stomach rocks

*puts a kidney stone on your food*
enjoy ur food, sweetie :^)

>>71198581
this guy knows his coca cola

>>71198701
ive been drinking nothing but iced tea and water for two years

>>71198714
i'm not a degenerate drug addict

>>71198701
I know a guy who went to the doctor and found out he had like 5 of these inside him.
They did some crazy sound treatment that supposedly broke it up

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>ive been drinking nothing but iced tea and water for two years

going to make a magnificent brunch, buds

It's that easy guys, why are you still single?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DIeL4-wwBo

>>71198701
I don't think I could ever pee that thing out what with my narrow ureathra

>>71198801
It's called sweet tea, sweetie :3

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>>71198801
it justs tastes good

>>71198801
Maybe you'd get a gf if you quit the carbonated Jew

>>71198887
sweet tea is so fucking good reeeeeeeeeeeee
i miss living in the south

These Hershey squirts are baaaaaad

you should drink water, tea, and milk

>>71198835
Won't be narrow after it's out

>>71198835
>southern """"""""men"""""""

Just watched a guy get dumped
Pretty brutal desu

>>71198924
Make some yourself you dummy

>>71198917

please delet this

wake the FUCK up americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGGIAQl0tNM

Quitting soda was the best decision of my life desu

whats a good spectrum for mileage on a used car?

over/under 180k?

>>71199083
I hope you're paying less than a 1000 for that kind of car

>>71199164
I bought my 2003 Corolla for $2000

Been teasing the gf all day. Can't wait to smash tonight

>Realize my finger kinda hurts
>Look down
>It's gushing blood
uuuh wtf

>>71199331

*teleports behind you*

nothing PURRRRsonal, kiddo

>>71199164

what about ~120k

*show u this*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHhw5gp045E

>>71198992
How did it happen?

>>71199361
yiff in hell

Maybe i'll find some girl who thinks awkward boys are cute

>>71199508
maybe you'll grow a nutsac

I was born in the wrong state lads
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2017-02-13/common-sense-legislation-would-shield-drivers-who-run-over-protesters

>Live in Tennessee
>See some Thug Lives Matter people in the street
>Plow them with my 18 wheeler
>Given key to the city
God bless America

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>breath of wild
>pay 20 dollars for hard mode
what the absolue fuck

>>71199639
y e s
e
s

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>>71199670

gaming is truly and finally dead

>>71199734
Only game i've played in two years is Arma faggotry
rip

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>>71199734
remember to buy that 70 dollar pro controller, cant use the last one for some reason
holy shit it feels so good that i held onto this dusty wiiu, i'm pirating the shit out of this

You are now thinking of chocolate glazed girltoes in your mouth

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>DUDE NINTENDO WILL SAVE GAMING LMAO

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>>71199884
I am.

a lot of gay punks ITT

>>71200067
*takes cock out of mouth*
*slurp* mmhm whatcha gonna do about it?

>>71200067
alri grandad

Joe Trudeau isn't that bad

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>>71199734
>steam greenlight produced more indieshit than all the wii shovelware put together
>so bad steam guts it

thank god

we've got to thoroughly vet our videogames, these developers aren't sending their best

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>valentines day
>/cum/ is dead
this place is more normalfag than /brit/ I bet

>>71199923
you understand what footkraut means by chocolate don't you?

its not the type you want in your mouth senpai

>>71200471
>implying there hasnt just been a large amount of suicide

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>>71200471

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Guys this isn't real is it?
God, please tell me it ain't so
Zelda's supposed to be a complete package, why does it have dlc?
My childhood hurts, bro

i know some group needs to be oppressed or sent to a gulag i just need to figure out who

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>>71200645
cant say I didn't expect it desu

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>>71200645

there are no heroes left in man

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21 years and no mate, I would unironically date a male or female, but it's glad to know I'm absolutely disgusting

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>>71200680
>>71200645

>nintendo too far gone

>>71200680
>Nintendo will accept all pros and cons of being an up to date video game company
I really hope I'm just overreacting

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it took them the entire wii u lifespan to get a new zelda out
better believe they're gonna milk the shit out of it

>tfw your hotling never blings

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I fell in love with a qt Polish student at school today but I suck at small talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i5zO7aXiFA

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>>71200789
its just frustrating to watch them put out greedy moneygrabbing shit when they banked so much off of the wii originally that it didnt matter how bad the wii u did

they need to focus on making amends with their old 3rd party developers to put out the complete libraries for the NES, SNES, N64 and GC

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>make game open world
>butcher it up
it keeps HAPPENING

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Whatever man, I'm just going to study more Biology today, I hate Valentine's day

>>71200942
I liked mgsv tho

Is FF15 that bad?

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>>71200942

witcher 3 was good...

maybe Zelda will too...

buds uh...
how do you know if you peed your bed or just sweat alot? asking for a friend ofc

>>71200942
MGSV and Witcher 3 were fun you dummy

>>71201055
That animation looks so bad

>>71201073
does it smell like piss

>>71201124
zelda shouldn't look realistic

>>71201127
i dont really know what pee smells like
also my pee has been smelling funny as of late so im not sure but so has my sweat
maybe i'll just preten it was sweat

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>>71201124

YOU look bad

>>71201162
wash your sheets anon

Can I take antidepressants and alcohol at the same time?

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>>71201175
Shut the FUCK UP

>>71201175
Jesus, people are gonna pay money for this?

>>71201240
Shut up nerd

>>71201240
what's wrong with it?
some dude snowboarding

surely there will be more to do in the game than just that

stop playing video games

>>71201240
people are going to pay somewhere around 480 dollars for this yes

>>71201286
say it to my face plebian

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>>71201175
NOT ENOUGH SPEED

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Im gonna enjoy it, because IM not a graphicsfag

>>71200942
>make open world game
>apparently nowadays this means making a completely pointless map marker collectathon
Why isn't anyone making open world games with a sense of progression anymore? Because it's too "linear"?

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>tfw no cowboy bf

I went to the bookstore today

>>71201187
i will when i stop sweating hardcore from withdrawals every night

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>>71201513

>>71201495
they want to just make a big map and a bunch of collections to fill in so you sink hours in for sidequest bullshit with no plots like the good ol days of zelda when the sidequests top notch

>>71201512
yes hello. I am here.

Cucks unite

>>71201563
Hey bud

>>71201611
Just you bud

>>71201611
t. every american male

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Boss?

>>71201734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nZhuWIqG9E

i wish i was putin

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>>71201805
shut up paha!

>>71201849
why would you like to be a french fry?

>>71200942
Maybe that's because open world games aren't automatically good.
Maybe GTA and Fallout 3/NV had very, very specific appeals that had little to do with the open world anyway.
Have those fucking retards ever considered that?

>have yet to pay my credit card off
>think my phone bill payments havent gone through the past few months
>really should get on my banking
>too lazy
:\

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>>71201805
joto lo que lo lea

>>71202025
wow :/

haha epic laziness dude :/ xD

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*enters /cum/*

>>71201029
15 isn't bad but for me it feels like a kingdoms hearts game with a final fantasy skin. Lost Odyssey was the last FF game imo.

>>71202222
Enjoying those digits my man, keep it up.

>>71202214
:/\/\/\/\/\/

>>71202222

SUPERNINTENDO CHALMERS

>>71202222
Wow, nailed it.

Just had a yogurt with chocolate sprinkles but it didn't help much :(

What's /cum/ doing for Valentine's Day?
It's a very special day for lotsa folks, but for me it's tuesday.

WOAH KEMOSABE CHOPPER AIMIN AT YOUR NOGGIN

>>71202475
mastrubating to qt girls on cb

I got a haircut thinking it would make me look clean cut and handsome and all it did was remind me how huge my forehead is

>>71202475

drinking until the sad goes away

>>71202475
homework
gots to write an annotated bibliography

>>71202519
show us

>>71202519
>top hair recessed and thinned enough to JUST all options for haircuts
>not balding enough to justify buzzing it all off yet
>would probably look just as bad when I'm bald anyway

>>71202556
>gots to write an annotated bibliography
do not miss english classes tbqh

>>71202475
Talking to a qt and doing homework

>>71202556
Freshman?

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>>71201612
sup

hows your day going faggot

Thinking about having a glass of water.

just came

Valentine's day is officially over

>>71202575
too lazy, but its a 5head so you can picture it. I'm also aushwitz skinny so my veins stick out and my cranium bones protrude and makes me look like some type of avian alien

>>71202716

absolute MADMAN

vday reminding me how much of a coward retard I am

>>71202696
My parents are still being passive aggressive about me not having a gf

It's going pretty well otherwise

>>71202725
One day us fiveheads will rule the world and then laughing time for normies will be over.

>>71202748
Do they know the real reason why you don't have a gf?

Some blood on the TP when I wiped. It was nice knowing you guys.

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>>71202748
kek

someday they will be passive aggressive about you having a bf tho

so enjoy easymode while it lasts

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>>71202738

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>be american
>get shot

>>71202814
Stop wiping so much you autist

>>71202796
No

>>71202827
God I hope not. They'd probably disown me

How is your Valentine's Day going?

almost died in tornado today

>>71202814
ditch the TP and start washing your asshole like a normal human

>be spaniard
>be unemployed and invaded by brits every summer

>>71202648
it ain't an English class and neither is /cum/

>>71202683
nah, junior. it's for a final paper on the domestic government(s) of the British Empire
should be easy, but I've just be procrastinating.
Plus it seems like this is something you gotta do while writing the paper, not gather a bunch of sources then create a bib along with a proposal
I am no smart man, I can tell ya that, but that just seems a little out of order imo

just did 5 minutes of studying (if that) and i reckon im done for the day
tomorrow: fuels, combustion, flue gas analysis
kinda gay tbqh

>>71202866
good

went to a headshop and got some bits for a bong a friend gave me

got 20% of for valentines kek

>>71202893
t. Muhammad

[spoiler]just kidding, a Japanese toilet is a life goal[/spoiler]

died in a tornado today

Turned into a tornado and killed a Canadian today.

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>>71202908
>final paper on the domestic government(s) of the British Empire

Are you getting a meme degree?

>>71202934
Nice

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>>71202903
>be american
>get shot again

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>living in an area prone to tornadoes

oh I AM laffin

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My love <3

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>>71202903
They deserve it

Was on a road trip and saw some poor fella get all caught up in a tornado.
hope he's alright

>>71202995
yes. I plan to never use besides saying 'I've got a BS in something.'
You don't need to know History to fly a plane

>>71203037
degenerate

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>>71203028
>living in an area prone to dam collapses
o am laffin

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>>71203028
>Phoenix area

>>71203028
*shake shake*

>>71203038
DELET THIS IMMEDIATLY

>>71203038
Do you have the one about the battle in Quebec when they started kicking Frog ass?

>>71203098

IT WAS ONE TIME

>>71203075
Yeah we get it, you'd rather smoke ahmeds cock than weed but not all of us are cucks

>>71203075
I'm sure you had a degenerate or two somewhere in your family tree, which makes you genetically part-degenerate as well
You god damn degenerate

>be least coaster
>shake in your boots when a 5.0 quake hits because you have shitty structural foundation

LMAO

>>71203028
A tornado is just as like to occur in NYC as in central Michigan?

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>>71203112
Yeah

>be jest coaster
>drown

>>71203180
ty bud

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>>71203028
Makes for good maps though.

>>71203128
>>71203161

that's all you could come up with?


what a shit fucking thread

>be albertan
>die of boredom in the prairies

>>71203221
t. Alberto barbosa

>>71203221
What does this even mean
Sounds like you might be a bit under the influence yourself there

middle coast master race

>be calipoopian
>shake to death
>then drown

>>71203221
Americans can't into banter my friend, I agree /cum/ is pretty shit

>>71203301
made a thread

>>71203355

>>71203324
>coasties will never EVER live next to the most powerful river system in the WORLD

Minecraft is objectively the best open world game that exists

@71203369
ignored a thread

>>71203400
I bet you don't even build satanic temples around your nether portals.

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>>71203400
*Fallout 4

>>71203400
No that's skrim

>>71203432
IT JUST WERKS

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>see this
>wat do?

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How was your day so far /cum/?

>>71203454
fuck off todd

>>71203454
GO FUCK YOURSELF TODDLER

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>his local river isnt named the AMERICAN river

communists, all of you

>71203432
>71203454
Go fuck yourselves

>>71203454
Todd just fuck off man please

>>71203465
DON'T POST THIS

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>>71203465
>be Dutch
>stick your finger in a dyke
>still drown

>>71203516
well, she will obviously cum, duh

:^))))))

>>71203475
Fell in love with a qt polish girl
she didn't notice me

>>71203475
It was oki, how was yours?

>>71203465
Let it break. Then blame Drumpf

>>71203564
fell in love with a qt Finnish girl (boy) xhe didn't notice me

>>71203465
install solar panels like a good californian

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Girl I used to crush on hard is posting lot's of sexual immorality and lesbian based stuff on Facebook these days. She also told me a year ago that she wasn't sexually attracted to men. Is she a full lesbo? If so it'd be quite unfortunate because her family is 100% deep Christian.

>>71203705
Sexuality is a choice for women. It's pretty simple, bud.

>>71203599
It went alright

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>dogface anon is having a lovely date with his QT

bless this man

>>71203705
Good for Emily. Genuinely happy for her

>>71203749
That's because women aren't really people

>>71203789
Bingo.

>>71203789
women don't even exist

>>71203749

Feels bad man. She's a wonderful young woman and would make an amazing mother one day. I really hope she doesn't go down that path...

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>>71203789
this is a post of outstanding quality

>>71203789
>Women aren't actually sentient beings and merely philosophical zombies imitating consciousness
Would explain a lot desu

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>canadian sport news

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Hmm

Just got a call from a number that had the same first six digits as mine
Didn't pick up because I was too spooked

>roof is leaking
>call landlord
>oh yeah its done that before, i'll go clear the snow off the roof
wonder how much mold is behind this fucking drywall

stepped outside for a bit and it was surprisingly warm for february

was Pete wrong about winter?

Just a pic of the gf I'm enjoying Valentine's Day with.

New

>>71204154
>>71204154
>>71204154

/pol/ite sage

>>71202475
Labwork

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>>71203126