ehhh I tried to make my first pizza and I failed

at least you tried

>>71194870
Looks good enough

>>71194870
Nice pizza, would copulate with it.

>>71194870
Still would eat it.

I thought Poles are experts at baking things in ovens

You tried and that's all that maters
Good job anon

>>71194870
How's that possible? I thought the only possible way to fuck up a pizza is to burn it

>>71194870
Pizza is Greek
Poland food is shit

>>71194870
Didn't you had a paper under it?

Seems undercooked, probably too thick. Make smaller dough and use hotter oven next time.

looks scary
maybe cum on it?

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>>71194870
Why ? It looks edible.
Not sure it's good but it's not like it's burnt.

>>71195027
>Poland food is shit
Germans would like it then

>>71195132
I am a Greek

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>>71194870
You win the prize for the most disgusting pizza ever made by /int/, as you outmatched the Romanian guy who made pic related

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>>71195272
Is that corn ?

ehhh you sure did ehhh

>>71195300
Yes

>>71195272
Is that corn inside the dough ?
Is that Ketchup ?
Did he used square "cheese" ?
What's that thing in the front in the middle ? A used condom ?

>>71195240
As me

>>71195272
desu it looks great

>>71195385
No
Yes
Sottilette
Still sottilette

>>71195385
He bought a pizza base and then added cheese slices, corn ad ketchup

>>71195416
Looks great to all subhumans

>>71195485
t. t*rkish subhuman

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>>71195272
I posted my pizza in /ita/ some days ago and they told me it looked good
What do you think anons

>>71195521
I am Greek

>>71195524
9/11

>>71195524
It looks pretty good

>>71195524
>olives on a fucking pizza
>olive oil on a fucking pizza
disgusting

>>71195524
i see a lot of errors but it seems at least edible

I put corn inside fermented hot peppers on my pizza. It's great.

>>71195524
>that random arrangement of olives, mushrooms and tomatoes
>one square pink and the rest white
triggered

>>71195669
Go eat your kebab pizza Sven

>>71195521
I am a Greek

>>71195669
Olive on pizza is common everywhere, let's talk about the fucking Swedish banana pizza instead

>Olive oil on pizza

How the fuck would you even see that

>>71195669
plebeian

>>71195272
looks like he just stuffed a bunch of stuff on top of a frozen pizza

>>71195480
I see...
>>71195416
Try to put it higher up in your oven to make it crispier.
Put the tomato sauce before the cheese.
Put the cheese before the meat and the tomatoes.
Try grated cheese or to slice it and it'll look more appealing.
If it's still too oily, change the type of cheese you use or don't get the cheapest cheese you find.

>>71195702
>random

On the contrary, I divided it so it had different flavors
Also why there's one pink square, it has ham and the rest doesn't
Why can't German understand logic

>>71195669
you literally can't make pizza without olive oil

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>>71195777
>On the contrary, I divided it so it had different flavors
Very good

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>>71195669
>No olive on your pizza
>>71195702
Harr ! Das ist not Ordnung enoügh.

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>>71195739
Lets be honest, Swedish pizza > Italian.

The one thing people who have been to italy can agree on is that the pizza is extremely overrated.

>>71195827
Gib proper recipe, per favore.

>>71195923
Pizza is Greek

>>71195777
>1 olive 1 tomato 2 olives
>2 tomate 2 olives 1 tomato 1 olive
>after that its not even in line
DO IT PROPERLY PIERRE
>it has ham and the rest doesnt
I realise that but why not DIVIDE IT INTO HALVES INSTEAD OF THIS DUMB SQUARE SHIT HOLY FUCK JEAN JACQUES YOU ARE TRIGGERING MY ASSBURGERS

>>71195829
there is a reason why ordnung is so important

>>71196012
>German autism

>>71196012
He did right

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>>71195923
i wish we could import enough somali semen to make great swedish pizza

>>71196043
>He did right
no he fucking didn't you don't just toss shit on there however you want it needs to follow some pattern

>>71196039
it's not my fault i was born like this

>>71195923
shut up, Brazilian pizza is the best pizza.

>>71195923
Who is this man? I see him all over the place.

>>71196103
usually people don't like monkey's hair on the pizza tho

>>71196125
Don Roach, kingpin of mafia in turkey

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>>71196012
Man this is why I love Germans. You guys are such great people.

>>71196125
a midget turk, in italy we call it " il nano ottomano"

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>>71195524
>vegetables on pizza

>>71196190
Germans are shit

>>71196148
we have hygiene, thing you don't.

>>71196190
>You guys are such great people
I think you mean such a great people.
And indeed we are, there is a reason we are called the master race.

>>71196212
You eat pizza without tomato sauce?

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>>71196263
>we have hygiene

>1. your cunt
>2. pizza margherita is the best

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>>71196076
There's a pattern on the ordnung he put them on the pasta, and on how he pre-cut the pizza in one quadrat and two rechteck.

>>71194870
Looks pretty disgusting tbqh ngl

>>71196289
Germany never won a world war
Greece never lost a world war
Germans are subhumans

If you aren't putting pineapple on your pizza you are subhuman

>>71195923
Nah Finnish pitsa best pitsa
t. pizza champions

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>>71196212

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>>71196293
>Tomatoes
>Vegetable

>>71196406
>tomatoes and olives without any pattern
>doing one quadrat and two rechteck instead of two halves
>one third of the pizza without mushrooms
it's awful

>>71196536
>americans
>not vegetables

>>71196525
wtf is that

>>71196593
>Finland
>Relevant

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>>71196212
Pic related, my new friend.

Maybe you pulled it out of the oven too early and should try again?

Jesus

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>>71196661
jesus christ

>>71196606
It's a broccoli.

can I skip the cheese part and something vegan?
lactose intolerant.

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>they don't know about the golden ratio

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>>71196663

said your dad to your mum

>>71196703
Incidentally, decades earlier, ketchup wasn't listed as a vegetable because there were spices with the tomatoes.

>>71196729
you must drink gradually more milk to get used to it.
explosive diarrhea is just weakness leaving your body

>>71196725
No it's not you tard.
It's a brussel sprout

>>71196823
Bullshit

>>71196729
There are pizza types without mozzarella, for instance with Gorgonzola that has no lactose

>>71196823
but milk (+dairy products) is expensive and they never sold it in large quantities.

>>71196834

either way both are delicious

>>71196729
The harder a cheese is the less lactose it has.
Also goat cheese doesn't have lactose.
Try a pizza with parmesan or feta maybe.

Pizaaaaalooooaaaaio9ooo

>>71196971
Goat milk has almost the same amount of lactose as cow milk. What makes the difference is how hard the cheese is as you said, not the animal the milk comes from

>>71196916
>>71196971
Okay I will try these. Thank you. :3

>>71197116
Why is Feta okay for lactose freaks then?
It's not hard.
And apparently goat gouda only has 0.1g of lactose per 100g of cheese too.

source: my lactose freak brother

Teach me how to make traditional Italian Pizza. Not American one.

>>71197186
https://youtu.be/1-SJGQ2HLp8

>>71195669
kys

>>71194870
>Pole producing low quality food as usual

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>>71196767
At last I truly see.

>>71196125
Köksal Baba, an ottoman general nicknamed "Scourge of Albania" or in the case of Italy, >>71196194, it's an ironic name of course as he's about 6'5.

>>71194870
Looks edible, tell us how it went.
>>71196767
kek

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>>71194870
Dont...cook...do you speaking, motherfucker?

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>>71196246

>>71197291
it's a little bit cringy

>>71196406
cut the mushrooms in slices!

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>>71194870
damn that's disgusting
>tfw the only one who can make a pizza ITT

Focus on America again please

>>71197703
That magenta can be one of two things. Beets or that colored ketchup from the early 2000s.

>>71197641
Any less cringy version?

>>71197703
EBIN :DDDDD

>>71197832
the content is ok, so no problem

>>71197824
Pretty sure it's beets

>>71197918
Are you a pizzaiolo ?

>>71197641
he is how i imagine all italians

>>71198100
YES, IT'S-A ME... MARIO :DD

>>71198100
no, it's-a me, mario!

>>71198155
>>71198161
Bippiti bon appitti boopiiti

>>71194870
now you just need ananas and you can feed a poor hungry finn

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>>71197703
mfw italians try to claim italian pizza is superior to finnish pizza

>>71195669
>Being this ignorant

>>71195923
Your pizza is disgusting and italian pizza is delicious fuck off sven

>>71194870
Why is everyone making pizza suddenly? I just made one and devoured it, so there's no evidence.

>>71198411
Valentine blues = comfort foods

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>they don't even spaghetti with strawberry sauce
bow to me plebeians

>>71198520
Stop posting food polen

>>71194870
looks like someone shat their guts out on your dough

>>71198520
tell me more

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>>71198520

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>>71198520
>poopland poopfood is still better than anything edible coming out from anglo countries

rlly fires up the ol' grey matter

>>71198820
nothing is better than a full english so get fucked mr pastapleb

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>>71198572
y
>>71198720
served cold with sugar and a glass of kompot, tastes like summer vacation in grandma's house, perfect for hot days
>>71198768
>>71198820
<3

>>71198922
>Makaron
They're fusilli

>>71194870
You get ein gold star

>>71198942
>fusilli
*świderki

>>71198890
go eat some fucking trouts for breakfast or a bowl with bread and water or whatever you rainmonkeys eat

>>71198942
We call all pasta "makaron". Also fun fact: "makaroniarze" is what we call Italians when we want to insult them

>>71199100
that's racist I tought we were cathobrothers

>>71199100
we call them macaronis too

>>71199153
Don't you call us "ritals"?
>tfw everyone in the world has slang words against us but we have only one about Germans

>>71195949
No, you are Greek

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>>71199119
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski~

>>71194870
Doesn't look great but I'm sure it tastes fine.

>>71199251
Eastern european are all considered as gypsies/rumenians ..

>>71199755
*Romanians are all considered as gypsies
When people think of Eastern Europe they think of places like Ukraine (other than Romania), that it's poor as shit indeed but not with gypsies, Eastern women are considered white and beautiful

>>71199251
macaroni is less offensive

>>71196406
This man got it right
I'll admit I could have cut the mushroom properly instead of tossing them whole tho. But they were very small so I didn't bother

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Tried to do one for the first time last year, was absolute crap (didn't even take a cooked state pic), probably overdid it on the oregano. Also oven maxes out at 250°C
Eh, might give it another try some time

>>71197703
Which grandiosa is that?

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>>71198520
soon

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>>71205257
a bym taki talerz na raz wziął ehhh

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As a food enthousiast this thread made me retch.

>>71195356

I like corn on my pizza as well, nothing wrong there.

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>>71206011
>germans

>>71199905
i remember a video where a former Italian mercenary of the Yug-war said that at the time he thought that he was going to fight gypsies