/brit/

Death is on my mind

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gizza fag m8

>>71194737
incorrect use of apostrophe
3/10 see me

ive got trouble on mt mind

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*widens stance*

*kills self*

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This is now a weed general

Reminder that americans literally voted and elected fucking Arnold Scwhartzanigger to govern their most populated state

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*asserts dominance*

Carolina is on my mind

<>< lvls?

>>71194737
Crimes of Britain edition

what are we drinking tonight lads

might tell a yank to fuck off

feeling brave today

>>71194849
clean water

>>71194849
pop

the ex just posted a valentines pic with a new guy.

didnt even know she was seeing someone. breakups are terrible desu. that literally just ruined my day

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/14/ukip-leader-admits-claim-that-he-lost-close-friends-at-hillsborough-was-false

JUST

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>>71194849

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rate the gf

>>71194849
polski piwo

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>erectile dysfunction at the age of 24

Thinking about cutting it off 2bh

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>bought an 8 pack today
>none left
state of my life lmao

>>71194865
get a grip

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>w on his forehead
what did he mean by this?

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another valentine's day alone lads

that makes 23 on the trot now

haha

>>71194849
a lady's foot sweat wrung out of a sweaty sock

>>71194896
8 pack of what

>>71194899
>t never had a long term relationship

Got £200 off when I spend 300 on wine lads.

Thinking 12 bottles of decent stuff, and 6 in the £30 range.

Will be drinking 1/3rd price Meursault all summer hehe

have a WMD in my boxers

Bought some expensive booze lads
Do I get friends now?

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>>71194867
His house should be replaced with a refugee centre.

>>71194923
condoms

>>71194934
batty man

>>71194916
Only 2 more years and you know how I feel haha

>>71194737
apologise

>turned down a chance to kiss a girl when I was 15 because I thought I was too old to not have had my first kiss yet and she would tell everyone it was my first kiss afterwards
>22 and still kissless
lmao

best part is that I later learned that it's completely normal for people to have their first kiss at 15 haha

>>71194902
He's a witch

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Fuck leftists

>>71194867
Ukip is full of rorkes and runty rorkes.

>>71194961
If they didn't want to go to hell they should know not to rebel

>>71194948
Is this real?

>>71194961
Tsunami

>>71194973
why

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gf just took this photo of me. i was feeling relaxed

>>71194973
>grr I hate X

haha you're stupid

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>>71194973

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>tfw 6'3
>broad shoulders
>good teeth
>good hair
>BROWN FUCKING EYES

JUST

>>71194970
was she cute

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>>71194973
:^)

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>>71194895
how? do you drink or smoke or are you fat?

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>heems every left-wing twat in this thread

>>71195037
>hands
W-what? Is this actually a factor for women? Fuck this.

>>71195037
>tfw 6'6"
>literal brick shithouse of a body
>good teeth
>nice smile (from what I've been told)
>blue eyes
It's like cheating.

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At first I was like

>>71195037
>have a very nice blue eyes
>only been complimented on them once
doubting this chart

>>71195056
the goal gf

>>71195058
yeah i was fucking your momma last night ehhh

>>71195037
>smile
>teeth
>height

JUSTdimsa

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>>71195085
Then I was like

>>71195056
He's a little guy.

>>71195054
>>71195030
I'm glad labour won't be in power for a long, long time

>>71195050
ye

It would've been her first kiss too apparently. It's the moment I look back on as the moment my life become unredeemable.

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monroe is a tankie

>>71195083
>6'7
>model body, ottermode literally have modeled for large companies
>perfect teeth, am on a colgate commercial
>nice smile (again have been on a commercial)
>blue deep sparkling eyes

I almost feel bad for you

Why are girls so icky lads? Bear in mind they literally and unironically bleed from their vaginas for days on end every month

>>71195085
Why does he do that
Is he autistic

>>71195114
you're an imbecile

>non ideological
pure ideology

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>>71195101
you just KNOW something is going on with them

>>71195174
She wants the big canadian cock

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>>71195171

Getting paid monthly is shit, are all jobs monthly?

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>lefties will never have a beard this thick and literal 10/10s hanging off your nob

>>71195184
the post modernists must realize the worship a reflection of truth

>>71195189
some are fortnightly

>>71195189
your mum gets paid hourly

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Fearless against opponents

>>71195141
It's cute that my very existence is literally unbelievable for you. It's also cute that your made up "counter" post was essentially the exact same as my own post, except 1 inch taller and muscularly worse lmao

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>>71195114
Me too, hopefully we get a Marxist-Leninist one party state that exercises a dictatorship of the proletariat.

>>71195196
why do they have grey skin

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>>71194867
The media is pretty fucking disingenuous with headlines like these

>>71195211
Drumpf BTFO!

>>71195085
>jerry have i ever told you about your cousin jeffrey working for the parks department

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>>71195211
craven towards enemies

>>71195229
they fear the daywalkers

>>71195211
Now post them all wearing Hijabs when they went to a muslim country for fear of being executed.

>>71195210
My mum could beat your mum in a knife fight

craven mentioned

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find out tomorrow if I get that chemistry PhD position lads

hope I do

think I may off myself if I don't

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>>71195221
>Marxist-Leninist one party state

>>71195262
could you make me some smack, la'?

>Bantered at work to an Irish colleague about Oliver Cromwell stealing all his potatoes
>He reported me to the boss and now I'm being formally investigated for "racist abuse in the workplace"

I'm just denying everything, luckily no one heard so it's just my word against his but fuck that cunt.

>>71195262
name a new element after us, Rorknium

(calle calle)

fuck lenin hes a prick man

Contemplating whether I should get a cheeky chinky or a chippy

>>71195290
Are you serious?

>>71195262
good luck my man

>>71195290
>HAHA GENOCIDE
>OMG IT'S JUST A JOKE
lmao get fucked. They're not going to take your word for it.

reminder that you dont have to be a marxist to appreciate zizek

lads, a friend is offering me Mandy tonight.

HOWEVER, i'm scared to take it as you can die from it.

Drugs I've taken:
Cocaine
LSD
Weed
Ket

is MDMA safer than these ones?

speaking of, where are the Irish posters

>>71195220
Except for the fact ive literally been on commercials for my looks and thats so unbelievable to a peon like you lmao

>>71195359
ecstasy is a shit drug

>>71195301
t. Nicolas II, Emperor and Autocrat of All Russia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonese Taurian, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lord and Grand Prince of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lord of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; Circassian and Mountainous Princes and their Hereditary Lord and Owner; Lord of Turkestan; Norwegian Heir; Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and others, and others, and others

>>71195368
as the before pic?

>>71195359
safer than cocaine and probably ket

good MDMA is one of the best experiences you can have go for it

>>71195124
how do you even get offered that? did she just ask if you would kiss her or summat

>>71195368
>His next "Counter" post is just repeating my own post back at me again

It's like you get off on being embarrassed.

>>71195350
lol

>>71195330

Yeah mate, got called into a meeting today about it. They didn't suspend me though so it seems they aren't taking it particularly seriously.

>>71195339

Fuck off Seamus, they are going to take my word because I've been there for years and I hide my powerlevel extremely well. No one likes the other cunt anyway.

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>>71195220
How fucking rattled are you? Lel

>>71195375
Was he really called that? What a twat

Dunno why he wasn't executed in public in Moscow tbqh

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is he mocking himself?

>>71195359
it'd be fucking HILARIOUS if you died from it lad

>>71195359
It's extremely, EXTREMELY unlikely to die from it if your friend has okay quality one and you know how much you take.

>>71195359
Lmao Mandy is a lot safer than fucking ket

Just only buy it from people you know and trust, and also if it crumbles easily it's probably fake shit

Other than that, you're golden. Have fun, MD is a great party drug. You'll fall in love with everyone

>>71195290
Lucky you didn't get glassed

>>71195372
>>71195394
I'm also having a drinking sesh tomorrow as well, will I be able to take MD twice in a row and also will I be able to drink the day after it?

Or is the comedown that bad?

>>71195427
>They are going to take my word
Nope. Just as they wouldn't take your word over that of a Jew who you mocked with the Holocaust. It's too dangerous to take your word.

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reminder that nietzsche was an absolute ledge

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>name your child Kaden
>dies of gross parental negligence in a shop

never would have saw it coming

>>71195438
Pardon? Are you okay mate?

>>71195464
don't take it twice in a row (unless you mean redosing on the night i guess)

the comedown is just psychological, makes me want to stay inside all day watching series and eating sweets

theoretically, would today be a good day for pulling?

its pretty cold still huh lads

>>71195494
what killed him?

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>>71195269

>>71195502
Yeah, you aren't though. Fucking fanny.

>>71195515
nah virgins can't have sex on valentines day

>>71195529
topshop

>>71195510
is it like LSD where the serotonin needs replacing?

>>71195479
>say something retarded
>everyone calls you retarded
>NO U REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A GOD YOU ARE ALL PAWNS IN MY GAME OF CHESS YOU CANNOT SURPASS ME I AM MORE THAN A MERE MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nietzsche may be one of the most pathetic retarded "men" to ever exist.

>>71195529
the low low prices

>>71195529
Blood sacrifice for Phillip Green.

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>>71195529
me

>>71195553
yeah

>>71195529
Advertising board fell from the ceiling onto his head.

>>71195534
Oh, I get it. A manlet. It's okay lad. Someone will settle for you, I'm sure.

>>71195457

>Has an Irish flag
>Assumes somone's work environment must include alcohol

Nice job challenging stereotypes

>>71195466

Literally no one cares about Cromwell or the famine other than butthurt micks

as per usual the leaf comes in to make light of a child's death and wasn't even funny in the attempt

>>71195588
poor kid. at least he doesn't have to suffer adulthood now

>>71195590
The Yank done you up like a fucking kipper, you sad insecure paki wanker. lmao

>>71195449
no

>>71195450
and what if he has "bad" quality

>>71195455
what's wrong with fake shit?

>>71195588
guess you could say he got his head kaved den

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>>71195610

>>71195591
And nobody cares about the Holocaust except kikes and their pets. Like I said, you're too much of a risk to the company to believed over the offended.

>>71195610
hello /sp/

>>71195629
Oh dear. It's that one manlet lad with the tiny dick that's gets really triggered by those better than him and starts screeching "P-PAKI" to try to gain the upperhand.

I'll leave you to it mate.

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>>71195610

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>>71195531
I shall partake in your revolution but don't expect me to get out of my chair.

>>71195610
Hello /sp/

>>71195633
Not take it? Ask him where he got it from.

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>>71195610
what is wrong with them

>>71195721
Paki got battered by the Yank, lmao.

How will you ever recover?

>>71195731
>not take it

i meant, I'm going to be taking it regardless as I won't be able to tell, the main problem is what if I do take it and it's bad?

>that one sensitive crybaby who spends his days arguing with a made up paki character and thinks it's all the same person

this kid needs sectioning desu

maybe the ex-gf will be desperate enough to text me a Valentines day message

hope so, I know I am

>>71195083

I do wish you would fuck off shithouse poster
LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

>>71195795
girls don't make the first move

>>71194923
cigs

>>71195721
alri babestation lad

still crying over ashley emma?

>>71195825
what happened to ashley emma

>>71195731
Haha. What a bunch of runts.

>>71195782
It's bloody baffling, isn't it?

>>71195797
Kek, it's that fanny who balled his eyes out when he lied about his dick size and no one believed him.

>>71195825
Haha, it's him isn't it? The Babestation noises prick.

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/shit BTFO

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>>71195835

>>71195913
looks like a bender

also women don't know what they want

why are people so negatiev about jews itt?

Greatest Generation: Conservatives
Baby Boomers: Radical Liberals
Generation X: Neoconservatives and Neoliberals
Millenials: Social Justice Warriors
Generation Z: Memelord conservatives

>>71195913
The white race will no die out to the sounds of a nuclear blast but to the moans of delight of it's women.

Thinking of moving to Jerusalem for tech work la, thoughts?

>>71195940
>also women don't know what they want
is that why you're still single

>everyone at work is right wing or centre right apart from the 29 year old vegan girl who does yoga and writes blogs

She's a nice girl and we've had some good discussions but fucking hell I thought it was only uni students that went through that phase, at 29 it's a bit odd.

>There is someone in this thread arguing with a nonexistent "paki" character he has moulded from dozens of posts by dozens of posters
Why does /brit/ attract the mentally ill?

>tfw no gf
>tfw 'friends' ignore me while still keeping in contact with each other ( I see it on facebook)

It's like I don't even exist...

>>71195778
Hell, I don't know. There "bad" and there's bad. Actual bad is probably really, really rare and I've never known anyone who had such an experience. The other "bad" is just the pill (or crystal or w/e) being mixed with other substances (such as speed) to stretch it. Nothing really bad about it.
Enjoy doing it, m8. It's fun.

>>71195974
>frowning upon a girl because she doesn't commit cannibalism and then further saying it's for child like adults only

'no'

>>71195956
nice, enjoyed this adage

>>71195966
umm no
I've shagged plenty of girls and have also been in a few relationships

I can safely say that girls don't know what they want

>>71195992
should see the state of /agdg/

>>71196015
>cannibalism

?

>>71196042
awesome
games
done
gay

>Having facebook
>Having Instagram
>Having Twitter
>Having Tinder

How calcified must your third eye be?

>>71195893
yes it is him. utter bellend. starts samefagging too to try and give the illusion he's someone different.

>>71196042
no one should
nothing can save that general short of a holocaust

>>71196042
I have. I go there frequently.


Starting to notice that I appear to frequent the threads that attract the mentally ill.
Reckon that's just coincidence though

>>71195946
what year did Gen Z begin?

>>71195956
how many white women get blacked

>>71196015
>cannibalism
oh for fuck sakes not this shit again

why do many people think whites are superior because of iq but hate jews....hmmmm really makes me thunk

>>71196070
I don't have any of those and I get bullied at work by normies.

>>71196067
haha nice well done

>>71195946
>muh politics is "generational"

No. Nein. Non.

>>71196042
all I know is there's a weird looking tranny

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>>71196081
guess where the halifax police picture came from

>>71196090
i've got life to get to now, so don't worry about it.

but seriously, when future generations look back at us, they'll be horrified at how we ate meat and exploited animals.

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>>71196088
ALL of them will be blacked

>>71196078
It's that paki runt who lost his shit over the 'multiculturalism is shit' remark and was on here 12 hours straight sperging out.

>>71196153
no they won't
animals do much worse things to each other all the time

glad """""""""""""""""brit"""""""""""""""""" is now positive towards jewish gentlemen

is landing in gibraltar scary? might go soon

Did you lads remember to get your free sandwich from Subway today?

>>71196227
subway is fucking shit

can't wait until that faggot graduates uni and we get to see him completely crash and burn in the real world

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>>71196176
pmsl we are so fucked, can only laugh really. So many mistakes have been made

>>71196227
walked past there and it was full of povvos so i got a tesco meal deal instead

>Mate keeps asking for money

Fucking sort it out you crackhead.

>>71196205
me too

>>71196273
do us a borrow lad?

>>71196176
that doesn't mean they'll be blacked

once africa develops people will stay there and work

eventually it might even attract immigrants from abroad

look at China

>gf and I both said we don't care about valentines
>I don't
>scared she actually might and that I should have got her something
>meeting in 15 mins

loooool

>>71196105
Neither do I but no one picks on me.

>>71196273
lending money to friends never ends well desu

>>71196269
good idea gonna get the fried chicken and chips and gravy from the supermarket when i head to my classes

>>71196309
Absolute fucking mong

>>71196310

nice reddit image

>>71196309
dont care

>>71196325
don't get this post
>leafs

>>71196329
reckon i'm fucked? hehe

We're on the rocks anyway, could be the last straw.

BREAKING NEWS LADS

new pengest munch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M50Fw6T7cU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M50Fw6T7cU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M50Fw6T7cU

jews are great, probebly best people in general

My hypothesis is that Autism, including Asperger's Syndrome, is largely the result of the conscious mind intruding upon or occupying parts and functions of the brain which it does not normally occupy. We have an 'expanded consciousness' in a sense, though this doesn't imply superiority in any way, as there are both advantages and disadvantages to this. Nothing here should be construed to assert that Aspies are in any way superior to NTs, or vice-versa, as I don't believe either to be true.

made a terrible mess of my life

not good at anything and no one likes me haha

>>71196309
She absolutely does. The missus once told me she didn't care about it and how she hated the idea of someone fawning over her or whatever. She didn't half change her tune once I got a dinner sorted for us though.

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IMAGINE

>>71196310
The nazi needs to be non-white to be an accurate representation of /pol/.

Drinking a cheeky monster energy absolute zero xx

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71196388

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>>71196390
>>71196405
We /depression/ hours now lads?

speak of the devil

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Hillsborough families dismayed by Paul Nuttall's 'insulting' admission

>>71196383
he also went on a date with my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFv1yv5GBs

if i had a gf i would go out for a nice meal with her today

Absolutely HATE peppers and sweetcorn on pizza

you're a paki

yes, you

how many lassies youve shagged is the sole justification for how correct your opinions are 2bh

gonna get a haircut tomorrow to sort my self esteem out

>>71194961
sorry india pls come back

I decided not to get the burgundy trainers toiday when I saw a paki wearing a pair
Burgundy seems to be a popular colour for clothes right now too

Work was fine despite my cold resurging
I shadowed the gay guy again, I couldn't laugh at his jokes, he was mostly nice except when he called a customer "thick"

>>71196390
>>71196405

both me

>>71196544
a fat greasy neck beard in my seminar got a nice haircut once and everyone was like wow

>>71196472

worse than jews at playing the victim

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>tfw no trashy gf to celebrate valentines day with

>>71196604
yeah no mate id rather be a virgin

oh wait i am

>>71196466
It's Valentine's mate. All hours are /depression hours/.

>>71196618
hmm I wonder why

>>71196507

so tyrone from the ghetto with 9 kids is more valid than Kant or Newton or Tesla?

>>71196555
oh and I git a cupcake at work today because it was Valentines day

wouldn't be aware of valentiens day at all if it weren't for this place

>>71196642
because i've never put my penis inside a vagina

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>so tyrone from the ghetto with 9 kids is more valid than Kant or Newton or Tesla?

>>71196701
that's a symptom of your virginity
what is the cause of this?

>>71196716
it's always been my dream to be a wizard

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*enters thread*

UK Major party leaders by age:

Gerry Adams: 68
Jeremy Corbyn: 67
Theresa May: 60
Caroline Lucas: 56
Tim Farron: 46
Nicola Sturgeon: 46
Arlene Foster: 46
Leanne Wood: 45
Jonathan Bartley: 45
Paul Nuttall: 40

London has the highest proportion of qts per capita out of any UK town or city (still not going to spend valentines with any of them though haha)

anyone got the videos
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38848528

why are normgoblins so insecure? imagine attacking and killing someone because they're taller and better looking than you
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2860755/oliver-dearlove-trevor-timon-murder-charge/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsKGXXgmPL8

>>71196768
>>71196816
>>71196835
Not a single one.

Why is it so quiet? are you all with your gfs or something?

>>71196746
>Gerry Adams

>>71196871
h-ha yeah gfs

>>71196871
haha yeah

*lubes up my horse dildo*

definitely with my gf haha

>>71196746
Why is Gerry pronounced Jerry?

>>71196604
I'd rather have remained a virgin than done the deed with her tbqh

>>71196871
cant type quick enough with a drink in my hand

>>71196952
Same reason giraffe isn't pronounced gih-raff

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2np37JNEg

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>>71196871

hmm yes the gf

Anyone here lift?

>>71196741
anyone got this with sound

>>71196746
>Gerry Adams: 68
>Jeremy Corbyn: 67
>Leanne Wood: 45

Good people

>Caroline Lucas: 56
>Tim Farron: 46
>Nicola Sturgeon: 46
>Jonathan Bartley: 45

Mix of runts and ok people

>Theresa May: 60
>Arlene Foster: 46
>Paul Nuttall: 40

Counter revolutionary enemies

I think the tranny has a problem with me
Our trainer intentionally paired us up with people to shadow and despite being next in line, I didn't get her

Or maybe the trainer thinks I can't function around women

>>71197087
Is her name livia?

>>71197087
>Or maybe the trainer thinks I can't function around women
yes that's probably right

up yer ronson

>>71197056
>Gerry Adams
>Good people
As an Irish Republican, Gerry Adams is scum.

Hmmmm....so it turns out pewdiepie was /ourguy/ all along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZcvEs5KtKE

>>71197128
why? more should be like him

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Making some coffee la

>>71197135
Disney just dropped him because of this shit.

Fool never should have revealed his power level

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New trip

I'm a trap :)

>>71197153
He's a traitor to the Irish people. Actively working to displace us from our jobs and our homes for the sake of more power for himself.

>>71197087
Is her name Monica?

>>71197173
Still makes several million from ad revenue tbqh, could fuck him if youtube bans him for hate speech or some shit.

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Got my parents arguing again

>>71197183
you're replying to pakipoo lad

Pay attention to me

>>71197195
Youtube cancelled an upcoming show of his and removed him from the list of "preferred youtubers" they advertise to advertisers, I believe.

>>71197174
Do women actually do this?

>>71197173
(((Disney)))

>>71196871
Up her arse as we speak

>>71197257
>>71197257
>>71197257

>>71197277
Jan'd up the rear end.

Thanks based Janny.

>>71197223
Their images made mostly by /b/ but also other sites too. They take regular amateur porn pictures and photoshop cuckfag snapchat captions onto them to further their weird homosexual fantasies.

>>71197246
Same

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>>71197277
methinks not

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>>71197223
Im a man

funny how mad I made that one twat just by letting him know that i've modeled before

>>71197295
slag

>>71197277
JANNY'D

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crying

>>71197112
But I've shown to have a difficult time functioning around men too

The tranny was paired with the DnD playing neckbeard

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that nonce had plenty of chances to make it but he's a boring dreary twat

could heem the jan ama

>the manlet who finds my very existence unbelievable is back
oh dear

>>71197337
>>71197337
>>71197337

>>71197313
tune lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ