/brit/

anime

me me me

>>71192785
Me on the right.

>>71192785
what a fat cunt lmao

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Amine

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>>71192785
creasing

>>71192835
good post

why do adverts always have a black person at the front?

>>71192675
Liberals are cancer, fuck the lot of them, their ideology is full of inconsistencies and often kneejerk.

I literally hate liberals more than I hate these /pol/ retards.

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!

>>71192813
you've fucked prostitutes? grim

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rate the gf

>>71192813

pics of face

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happy valentines :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGgEqRRX3Dk

funky drummer

*does a flip*

>>71192868
>you've fucked prostitutes

No.

>>71192869
fringes are shit

>>71192785

me vs runts

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>>71192888
faggot

>>71192887
how many girls have you shagged?

honestly dont see how its worth it to try and have sex with a girl and then never shag her again

>>71192869
le manic dream girl

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Marriage is a failed institution.

Relationships are advanced forms of manipulation.

Virginity is a social construct.

>>71192903
sean bean?

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*flips and grinds into the thread*

alri, good evening. Just made/ate a delicious Pad Krapao.

>>71192917
2spooky

>i'm attractive because i've shagged loads of girls

'no'

fatties take anything

>>71192869
>>71192907

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women do.

>>71192913
Bender

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>>71192917
>yfw you realize most philosophers were the intellectual incels autists of their time

My favourite colour is OH MY GOD BITCH

>>71192913
only 12. but you're right, im pretty bored of casual hookups already.

would much rather have a gf

>>71192925
Sean Heem

hvd

How do normies have sex?

How do people like each other so much that they decide to undress around each other and put their parts inside each other?

anyone else smell quavers and extreme irony?

>>71192917
but the hymen is material

>>71192978
big virgin post right here

I tend to be a repeat visitor to prossies, and not just because I'm hoping they do bareback for regulars

let's talk about Uber, lads

I have the house to myself, so I will put the speakers up by 1 tick as a treat

>>71192975

it's a natural consequence of physical attraction.

>tfw ugly cunt

@7xx9xx5x

not

a

single

pixel

>>71192975
because our bodies are fucking screaming at us telling us to do it and it feels really good for both involved.

Its not really hard to think that someone will want something that feels really good from someone they are attracted too.

If you're out at the club you can notice if a girl wants to shag within 10 minutes of talking to her sometimes. Then you just have to make the move and say lets go back to my place.

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What is she doing for valentine's?

Pizza still isn't here. Papa Johns put me on hold.

They did charge me for it though. No delays running that through of course.

if and when I have sex with a prostitute i'd like her to say to me how she wonders why I'd even have sex with a prostitute

>>71193058
sitting on my willy

>>71193017
M A D M A N

very runtish post that lisickly

>>71193056
>If you're out at the club
aha
>talking to her
ahaha
>make the move and say lets go back to my place.
ahahaha

>>71193108
this

what a great laugh it is

>>71193058
bet she has absolutely no arse

I will try and retain some dignity today by not logging into Tinder or OkCupid

>>71193070
Hate it when that happens, what'd you order?

>>71193108
good post

>>71193070
>papa johns

grim

last time I was there the place was completely run by ex-con hispanics with scars and tattoo sleeves, but it was in NYC so i just called ahead and crossed the street to pick up my pizzas

bellend smells of bellend

>>71193108
>>71193128
whats wrong with you lads that this is so unlikely?

smeg me arse!

>>71193186
do even a majority of young people go clubbing? i know tons of normies that dont like them and prefer bars or shows

If you could go back in time, what would you tell your younger self?
>buy bitcoins
>charlotte fancies you, chance it or die a virgin

>>71193213
runt

>Mum and dad's marriage crashed and burned
>Brother is crying and having panic attacks over his gf
>Friends who seem inseperable with their gf's break up with them almost instantly

Ah yes, 'relationships', totally not pointless at all.

>>71193151
Pepperoni pizza and some breadsticks. The guy finally took me off hold, was a dick about me asking when my pizza would be here, so I told him to cancel it, then the pizza guy called me to tell me he was outside.

>>71193056
>If you're out at the club
the club?
are you fucking 12?

>>71193186
no friends
not particularly attractive
no confidence
never go out
complete virgin
poor social skills
don't like loud crowded environments
never had any girls like me

>>71193209
idk i hear its common in the UK. I never go clubbing in the US. Just bars and pubs

Haven't gone back to Papa John's since they stopped doing that Tandoori pizza with the Phal sauce.

Domino's version is just rank, literally just tandoori chicken and some peppers.

>>71193226
Fuck off mate I don't ask for much.

>head to /v/ for the first time in ages
>it's just people talking about pewdiepie


hmm

definitely not a group of 12 year olds on that board, no sir ee.

>>71193213
>being friends with X will send you down the path of abnormieism and he will backstab you in the end anyway over a girl that ends up being quite average

>>71193186
first mistake
>they are attracted too
>implying they are attracted to me
second mistake
>out at the club
>implying I go out clubbing
third mistake
>talking to her
>implying I talk to women
third mistake
>say lets go back to my place
>implying any woman would EVER say this to me

>>71193228

finally taken the redpill I see

>>71193142
wouldn't today be a particularly good time for both?

>>71193209
I have made the experience that people confuse bars and clubs. Or when talking about clubs talk about shite clubs.

Who here wants to join my atheist club?

>>71193243
>Tandoori pizza with the Phal sauce.
Crypto-Rasheed.

>it's a 4chan thinks people go to clubs for a shag episode

sigh,I wish I was 18

>>71193213
>If you could go back in time, what would you tell your younger self?
"go to study faggot"

>>71193233
Brits still go to clubs for some reason.

also fuck off 3rd world shitskin

>>71193186
im cold and my feet hurt

le 155 has regrets

>>71193228
my parents are still together but i've still no desire to get married or have kids

even if i could i wouldn't.

>>71193234

this desu

>>71193268
well it depends on the club

>>71193213
bet 20k on leicester winning the league desu

>its a 190cm cant pull from the club episode

>>71193268
honestly i just said club because I always see brits talk about it

no one clubs here because clubs are complete shit

>>71193234
this apart from 2nd one and last one desu

>>71193213
Don't stop going to the gym when you start full time work.

>it's a think about that time you embarrassed yourself publicly recently episode

>>71193319
>this apart from 2nd one
don't kid yourself mate hahahahahahahahahaha

>>71193292
>>71193304
>>71193313
in Britain if you know the girl already then sure stuff will happen, but it's very rare for a femanon to bang a stranger unless they're a turboslag.

>>71193344
can't embarrass yourself if you don't go out
le tapping black man

>Tfw your right eyeball is expanding again
For fuck sake

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>>71193272
>shitskin
says the american

>>71193353
t. some guy who obviously never goes out and pulls

Nightclubs are for poor blacks

Less than a step above wearing too much cologne to a greasy stripclub where you complain about drink prices

>>71193341
It was the opposite for me, once I got a job I started going to the gym, now that I'm a NEET again I'm getting fat.

>>71193353
Hm. Ive definitely pulled one night stand strangers from a bar on multiple occasions.

Dont know what you're on about

gcc takes an assload of time to compile ffs

>>71193289
Just don't understand why people put so much investment into someone other than themselves

>>71193381
i rarely pull nowadays, you're correct.

however back in my fuccboi days, I noticed the quality of womyn i pulled were turboslags, so nty.

actual nice girls won't bang randoms

>>71193209
yes

t.young person in sixth form

>>71193363
you're all shitskinned and count yourself as "white".

spics will not ever be white. if you speak a spic language marjority you aren't white.

we may be way too shitskin for an anglo country, but at least we still have tons of real whites

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NEED a kazakh wife lads

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>what did you say about the midlands you cheeky cunt!?

>>71193432
>not wanting to fuck turboslags

u bent m8?

>>71193353
not really true

i mean in europe it's relatively less likely but most mainstream bars/clubs are full of people who are open to go home (if you're not ugly and have the balls to approach them)

nottingham mentioned

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Shackleton 2bh lads

>>71193465
turbosluts are all riddled with stds

>>71193445
>you're all shitskinned and count yourself as "white".

Reminder that the American census counts North Africans as white, and hispanics can choose to identify as white

that feel when no armpit hair gf

>>71193509
nah think ur bent m8

>>71193213
your dick isn't normal get it seen too now
also get hurry up and get braces or you'll have them on later than you'd like

>>71193565
's 'd?

All I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.

Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."

Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."

imagine living in maidenhead

>>71193445
half of your country is filled with niggers
the other half are mixed

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>All I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.
>Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."
>Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
>"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."

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>>71193576

>>71193595
you literally have like a few thousand real white people that live in your 3rd world country

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>It says here you've been alone every Valentine's day of your life, care to explain?

>>71193213
hmm

>do history at A levels
>do a history degree at uni
>bet on brexit, leicester, trump and the cubs
>invest in bitcoin when it first started
>shag amy

le 155 and autismo yank are going at it

>>71193213
kill yourself now save the agony of getting round to it later

>>71193646
Well there was this one time where I took flowers to a girls house and she wasn't in, so a group of kids hanging out on the street laughed at me as a trundled off home.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

>>71193685
reminds me of Sabrina from Pokemon

>>71193696
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Wouldn't even know it was Valentines day if people on the internet didn't remind me.

>that one beta who brought flowers in on Valentines day to his orbit

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>>71193685
>tfw always and forever will be the middle phase

mum got flowers for my 3rd grade teacher for some reason i can't remember and made me take them in in the morning

was absolutely mortifying

Expecting my Bush and Milf magazines to start coming in soon

Plenty of room on the coffee table in the garage

>>71193685
the decent boards are all still at stage 2 aside from obvious poleddit spillover

>>71193726
doesn't sound very orbitary to do that tbfwy

>tfw just said a bunch of /pol/ tier shit about uruguay and whites
>i dont actually believe any of it
>I'm part hispanic myself

feels good arguing /pol/'s way sometimes though

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gf getting ready for her bf to take her out

'sta almost done boiling lads

good to have some carbs after a hard cardio session

>>71193775
It was.

>>71193736
I thought Shiggy Digging would never stop.

>>71193058
cor those tanlines on her tits, bet she has a nice landing strip and tanlines on her pussy too

>>71193775
t. beta orbiter

>>71192785
post ah yes (1)

>>71193726
Not even an orbiter, had got with her a few days before. I was just oblivious to the fact is was a one night stand. Which in some ways makes it a lot worse considering I remembered where she lived.

ah yes (1)

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>h-hi chaps. you like the grime music too?

>he celebrates st. valentine's day

fuck off yanks

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Remember lads, there's always someone worse off that you can laugh at

Do you think one day toffs will be put up against the wall?

>>71193790
>shows his love and lust
>instead of pretending to care what she has to say

no it's not..

>>71193803
i love myself too much, i'd never be a beta orbiter

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Black Bull Making Yoga Hotwife Beg and Orgasm Free Porn d4

If you could freeze time for how long would you keep it frozen?

not sure if this is allowed by i'm going to keep doing it until someone tells me off

>gf/wife minimum requirements
>IQ 120+
>university educated
>not a radfem
>n-count under 5
>wants kids
>white
>5'2"+
>at least B cup
>fit
>beautiful face
>doesnt really care about social media

>shag minimum requirements
>IQ 100+
>nice body
>nice face
>not a complete slag

Wanking while sucking a fart in and out of my arse for prostrate stimulation

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>>71193893

>>71193893
ummmm 0 seconds by definition

>GF has a date with her primary tonight
>Another Valentine's Day alone despite actually having GF

FUCK

>>71193857
always get the sense when theres 5 black lads and 1 white lad they don't really respect him as much

>>71193917
bit gay

>>71193893
as long as it takes to shag every bird I've ever wanted to
and steal all the money in fort knox

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When I see the towers fall, it cannot be denied, that as a spectacle it is a realization of the mind.

>>71193794
It never stops, if you believe it.

has anyone got a gf i can have

>>71192851
They show the problem first then the solution

Having a subway sandwich

Guess what kind?

>>71193928
Font

>>71193912
friendly reminder your future gf is going to fit your shag requirements and not your gf requirements

>>71193892
what's the deal with feet anyway? i mean they're not reproductive or sexual organs.

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>>71193860
i doubt it

>>71193920
fuck i remember when moot disabled the last 3 digits. so many years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMjN_lC8a8

choon

>>71193957
Neither are tits or ass

>>71193958
why don't you just do THIS!

just had a shit, think i might take another one

>>71193983
fertility

https://twitter.com/thatcheritemoss
>average /brit/ user

Israeli normie wanks in next room having a 'mestic keeping me up

Just finished Peep Show

sad now lads

>>71194000
Feet are a sign of health and hygiene

>>71194002
>Pro-Israel.

oy vey etc.

>>71194021
every bit of the body indicates that

shat the bed last night and i still haven't cleaned it

>>71194002
https://twitter.com/AmandeepBhogal
>average rasheed

>>71193955
im done dating basic bitches tbhayche

heard a lassie on the train talking about getting a subway for dinner. what sort of runt tier family do you need to be from to think a fast food sandwich is an acceptable dinner?

hope she reads this and changes her ways but she's too much of an oblivious normie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7gOtIw5qJQ

feeling heamy
anyone wants their chin tested

>>71194002
What a fucking Rorke.

Left a spray shit all over a squat toilet no idea how to work them things get fucked cleaners

the so-called ol' 'cide

>>71194030
So what's your point then?

You can only be attracted to certain body parts and not others?

>>71193986
not exist? don't mind if i do

>>71194041
there's a massive deal on subways today because of v day, depending on where you're from.

some places offer a 6 inch for £1.30 whilst others are £2.80

>>71194041
>person is tired from work
>wants a fast meal

how fucking snobbish do you have to be to look down on someone for that? fuck off you utter cunt

>>71193912
>having iq as a shag requirement
absolutely bamboozled by this

>>71194066
shite

>>71193957
foot soles are the only part of the body that degenerate society cannot put on permanent display. as long as we are bipedal, feet will be a fetish.

>>71194041
you're right lad, one of Rustlers' finest is a far more fitting supper for the discerning gentleman

>>71194108
you first

Tell me pretty lies,
Look me in the face,
Tell me that you love me,
Even if it's fake,
'Cause I don't fucking care, at all

>>71194076
>pro israel
looks more like your averagecivic nationalist gimp

>>71194103
literally would not accept anything more than a drunken blowjob from a stupid chick

>>71194109
hmmm i see how that could be alluring
not arousing though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7k87kua8F8

now this is the stuff to bash cunts heads in to

How could an Irishmen be pro Israel

Makes no sense

17:43
ah yes, perfect time for a 'cide

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

>>71194172
most arent

its an ulsterman thing

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hello, rorke

>>71194162
reminds me of Metal Gear 2 music

Tell you what I did last night
I came home, say, around a quarter to three

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why does "hard cheese" mean "too bad" when hard cheese is actually really good?

>>71193058
taking one up the shitter from tyrone

you have no talent
yet you want to be a star
i think something can be arranged
suck satan's cock

>>71194100
lots of people work. they don't all eat fast food for dinner. no excuse
>>71194093
exactly what she was on about. the predictable runt. free sub with a drink. not even a 12 inch though so even less of a main meal. no excuse

Business idea: order a chinky and get smashed off brandy

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Is there a more runt-tier band than Biffy Clyro? Only other band I can think of that rivals them in runt attraction is Arctic Monkeys.

>>71194237
>replying to a 2400 second old post

>>71194234
the fuck you on about you stupid wanker

>>71194259
a 12 inch is 900-1100 calories

bit excessive for one meal for most people, especially women

>>71194234
name 1 more

>>71194271
never heard of them

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Can't believe he's STILL getting away with this

Imagine walking into the post office and seeing this bloke smoking a joint with a pound of weed in his hand

>>71194315
>'SHEED
>WEED
>LMFAO

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>>71194271
I enjoy a bit of Biffy.

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I decided to smoke weed last night at 1AM and now my room stinks of weed

if mum finds out I'm dead lads, ngl

>>71194279
saying "hard cheese" to someone is like saying "too bad", i.e. "i have no sympathy for your sad situation"

but hard cheese like parmesan is actually good cheese

i'm just wondering where the expression came from i guess

>>71194315
how is that even possible

>>71194271
Rise Against

>>71194315
can't they arrest him for the photo alone

>>71194330
R U N T

U

N

T

the tip of my willy is falling to bits

got lots of dry skin that's cracking and peeling on the edge of my foreskin, red sores are all around now

might just get circumcised tbqh

>>71194259
>lots of people work. they don't all eat fast food for dinner. no excuse

they do some nights. most people have fast food at least once a month

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Wish I were a girl

>>71194352
Great now tell me something I don't know mate.

>>71194340
most cheeses are only hard when stale.

>>71194338
open the window

>>71194340
dont care

got a problem with that? hard fucking cheese mate

>>71194307
pecorino

manchego maybe?

>>71194271
I like some of their earlier stuff desu

no idea why they got Radio 1 attention

>>71194361
haha
same

>>71194354
What the fuck? phimo?

>>71194356
ah yes, runts

>tfw have a gf but she's on a girls holiday for valentines

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/brit/ in one image

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38971655
bloody kim jong un

ye ye am creasin bruv init step on me road n see wot appens bruv u bare bait init sfe

>>71194354
friction burn - stop wanking

>>71194405
no, just dry skin

must have been friction

>>71194413
I see no big black chicken there

>>71194413
me on the left

>>71192785

dumb fatty spilt the pint

is 1993 the early 90s or the mid 90s

>>71194423
Oh cause I was gonna say, I have it and it keeps my tip nice and juicy.

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>>71194413
Me in the double denim.

>>71194422
wanking isn't that painful tbqh, however sex with the missus on Saturday was

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>>71194347
He's been doing this for ages
>>71194351
Clearly not as this picture was months ago

>>71194413
me back left (regretting my choices)

>>71194413
me at the back left looking like I want to be elsewhere

>>71194417
wonder if north koreans heard about him and his awesome life

>>71194408
fuck off tarquin

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>>71194413
me on the far right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtNBBpirC0

>newcastle dialect
this cunt isn't even speaking english anymore

>>71194413
me at the front rocking the double denim

>>71194413
why are right wingers such odd runts

>>71194413
is the ginger one a girl or an effeminate boy?

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declaring black the ripper as /ourguy/

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The economic proposal.

>>71194511
which one

paul says....touch your toes!

>>71194455
what ethnicity is he even? I saw loads of these guys around london

are they muslims? what do there family think about them being so anti-sharia?

Sorry for ignorance, I live in an area where ive literally never met a muslim

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>>71194458
>>71194462
nice

>>71194533
there's only one ginger in that photo

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>why are right wingers such odd runts

>>71194544
They're Jamicans you mong

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>>71194524
lend my FULL support to this

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>>71194508
lots of young people are right-wing, but it's mostly the embarrassing spastic runts that are open about it in public. Gives us all a cringey image

Don't tell people your plans just show them your results

>>71194351
police don't care really

>>71194354
thrush

>>71194571
>paki on the left

doesn't he know what the hat says?

>>71194571
me on the right (regretting my choices)

>>71192785
BTFO!

>>71194564
He must be mixed. That is not a typical skin color for a jamaican

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imagine your legs starting three quarters of the way down your body

>>71194582
taking this onboard
from now on i won't tell people i'm doing a poo, i'll just send them a picture of it after i'm done

>>71194614
Maybe it is due to the lack of sun here? I dunno

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why do so many people support ukip when it's literal wankers

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>>71194618
can't be an easy life

>>71194614
Jamaican isn't one set ethnicity since slaves were taken from all over africa

>>71194571
>when you go canvasing it to pull the bird but you get your photo taken

>>71194614
A lot of Jamaicans are mixed anyway

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*employs a wide stance to assert my dominance*

>>71194661
I want someone to wank me off

>>71194659
retail runt job?

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>>71194659
if that's your resume it's fucking shit, if it's a cover letter it's even more shit

>>71194704
It's a job im applying for

>>71194702
office runt job :DDD

>>71194661
dumb racists

>>71194661
because they honestly have some fucking top notch sensible policies and they're not snobby lying twats like the Tories. They also have good old British banter in a way other political parties don't

They are a bit tacky though

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rate my gf shes the one in the middle

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>>71194544
absolute fucking state of yanks
>>71194564
He's from Antigua I think or one of the other islands

>>71194737
>>71194737
>>71194737
>>71194737

>>71194725
fucking hell is putting paper in the printer literally one of your main tasks?

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>Milk is the new, creamy symbol of white racial purity

>>71194725
it's an awful ad then find a better company that can use proper english

>>71194695
*runs up and punts dickhead dave in his knackers*

>>71194734
mines the one with the handbag at feet (better than yours)

>>71194751
>>71194751
>>71194751

>>71194734
Me 2nd from left with a smug look on my face

>>71194773
what on earth is this nonsense?!