/MENA/= /NA/ + /ME/

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First for Anzu

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Share fight stories
>Be me Sophomore year
>Social and confident
>New guy comes from shit school
>Once caught him smoking
>Told teacher
>New guy got mad, wanted fight
>Bringiton.uae
>Recess, people gather around for fight
>Guy x2 stronger than me
>He charges at me and pushes me away into a crowd
>I get up, put some gravel between fingers then punch him in back neck
>He starts bleeding, gets mad
>He Aims for the dick like a retard, kicking around
>He decides to throw a punch towards my groin
>Grab him from neck
>It's_time.doc
>Throw punches at his Adam's apple
>He starts screaming like a camel getting fucked
>He starts to spit blood, put him down
>Hospital had to take him
>After everything was explain, he got suspended while I got punished lighter
>No one have ever talked to me in that school since that day
>I change school out of boredom

I saw this guy today at the mall but I decided not to walk near him.

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>>71189895

First for Lera.

I'm on love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bf6IupqGac

>>71191243
What language is she speaking? French?

>>71191704
Algerrian darija

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>>71192147
Aren't Algierians and Morrocans supposed to hate each other.

>>71192591
Love blooms in the battlefield

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Out of all the things Trump has done, this is the only one that bugs me.

Lolis must not be hurt.

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Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze7B1Z84k-I
post meme about tunisia and the maghreb pls

>>71190342
truly impressive, got anymore of these badass fight stories ?

>>71194197
Nah, I don't get into fights that much.
I'm hoping to hear from /MENA/ though.

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Why is pic related so perfect? Why did I have to be a white-women loving shitskin?

Every minute longer I live is suffering

>>71195303
suicide is the answer to all your problems

>>71195303
Who is she?

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Not even banned

>>71195988
Well, I think it's that Moroccan Janny with his double standards.

>>71196189
>still butthurt about the day amir al memein :~~D blessed me with mad gets

>>71196189
I'm not Algayrianfag btw was just memeing as "him"

>>71196256
That Moroccan Janny banned me once for posting an infographic about Morocco

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Rate my knees guys ;)
:3333

>>71196330
dog bless

My sister is dating an Emirati. He is very rich.

What should I know about Emiratis?

>>71196402
You a trap?

>>71196461
DID SOMEBODY SAT TRAPS

>>71196447
They're the most powerful race in the world (fact)
>>71196485
No no no I meant wrap

>>71196530
The guy seems pretty chill. My only fear is that she's probably going to have to convert to Islam for him.

>>71196753
Honestly she doesn't have to. Unless he's a bedouin.

>>71196809
Not a bedouin, I don't think. What Emirati culture is worth knowing?

>>71196402
sale grosse pute

>>71196844
Only rural and Northern Emiratis stuck to their culture, most are modernized.
Modernized Emiratis have American culture. They like some Emirati stuff though such as falconry or Yola.

>>71196888
What is yola?

Falconry is really cool, so that's badass.

>>71196960
Traditional rifle dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XJIBCkVJw

>>71197032
That's extremely cool. Is the UAE a good place to visit?

Also, thanks for the lack of 'LOLOL BRIT'S SISTER FUCKS ARABS' shit that I'd get elsewhere.

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>>71197100
Yeah the UAE is a cool place, though it's really hot in summer so you should check it out in winter.
Unlike other small gulf states you'd feel the UAE is more of a country that has culture, meanwhile Qatar is just a small sandbox with glass buildings.
Also we get 1 million Russian tourists in winter so you can see some qts.

I wish your sister the best of luck.

>>71197100
this isn't paki roleplay general

>>71197227
I've visited Kuwait, so the UAE might be cool as well. Kuwait was hot as fuck, so definitely one for the winter.

>>71197325
Mainly Americans that do it. It's usually either 'post pics', or 'bullshit' or 'lolol British girls love Arabs'.

>>71196461
Sometimes I like to pretend I am.

>>71197403
Are you a white Brit or a (((globalised))) Brit?

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>>71195435
I mean its not like you dont prefer white women except you want them under the iraqi nationality
>>71195303
She looks ok
Shitskin women are ugly ;_;

>>71197534
I'm a white Brit, but I'm happy for my sister to be with an Arab.

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>>71197689
>but I'm happy for my sister to be with an Arab.
I dont trust this at all, but I approve off this post regardless

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>>71197689
is

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>>71197689
ARAB'D
Nah I'm kidding.

>>71197830
Pic related is ur selfie isn't it? Jesus what a mess.

>>71197689
sorry, meant to ask, is your mom taken?

>>71196402
fag

>>71189771
Hi yes could you please remove this picture of me thank you

>>71197830
Nothing wrong with it. If she likes Arabs, she likes Arabs.

>>71198104
Yes, she's happily married.

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>>71198104
Cute! Tbh I imagine you ending up with a woman like that to get out of your shithole :33333
>>71198139
Thats me reeeeeeeeeee fuck off burger
>>71198022
No its just some lebanese girl

>>71196447
>My sister is dating an Emirati. He is very rich.
Thts why you dont mind of course
Ew i hate whites

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Shit valentines day as always.

>>71198800
A girl asked me out but fuck it, i don't want to be in a relationship now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q

>>71198401
it's not to get out of my shithole
milfs are better
more experienced
more desperate to please

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>>71198871
>>>r/thathappened

>>71198699
No, I like him as a guy, and I really don't care who my sister fucks.

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>>71198800
I feel you

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>>71199037
You're braver than an I, my sister dates an Albanian and it burns me.

>>71199025
It happened though It would be awkward to date her as she is a good friend. Plus I ain't got time for this shit.

>>71199122
I get on with the guy, and I think that he treats her well. She's fairly attractive, but if she prefers an Arab, then so be it.

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>>71199013
Hahahaahahahhhaahahhha
Ive been around enough p*lis and i*aqis to sense taqqiyah from miles away T*riq
>>71199037
Let your sister fuck a syrian refugee mm? :33333

>>71199622
OH FUCK NO FUCK MY LIFE NO NO NO NO NO NOT THIS AGAIN

>>71199467
I would if she wanted to, yes. His money isn't the problem, though of course it's cool.

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>>71198800
its then for you palestine's day xddd get it? No gf? Lol!!!1
Mine went/is going great.
>>71199656
The turkish cockposter was 10000000 times better desu
But he is a good poster too

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>>71199664
The tranny spam kills the general dude stop it.

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>>71199855
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>>71199622
Please stop. I was enjoying this general. :(

The people here are nice.

>>71199764
this isn't even normal shitposting, that's usually restricted to race or my shithole's tighter than your shithole

this is:

>forcing shitposting's head into the ground
>beating it
>raping it's asshole with a baton
>causing riots within the Parisian suburbs as a consequence of the rape

>having a good time in NL
wat bedoel je dit gaat in deze land niet doe normaal hoor

>>71200017
you're always welcome here anon
>inb4 gayer than this mental illness shitposting

>>71199764
>palestine's day
What kind of shit joke is this Murad? God I bet you're a NEET just like me, it's most likely the case.

>Mine went/is going great.

HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>>>>>>>>r/thathappened

>>71200006
this one doesn't even look like a trap

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>>71200006
Post some high quality men at least krieg
http://efukt.com/21931_Gender_Bending_Torso_Attempts_Coitus.html
>>71200020
It will go away nothing lasts here
>having a good time in NL
I'm having it comfy, boring but comfy. Like this entire country is. Besides I got some gifts which is always nice

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>>71200116
Thank you. It was pretty cosy until Gayrocco over here got started.

>>71200155
I'm not a neet
Also I have a boyfriend (not gay)

>>71200249
>got some gifts
what did you get

>>71200260
no surprise, their king is gay

>>71200336
Unironically?

Where do you come from, by the way?

Ben jij een Nederlander?

>>71200497
Yeah, he's a closeted homosexual afaik

Ik ben Egyptenaar, maar kan gewoon een beetje Nederlands praaten omdat ik sinds 2013 hier woon.

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>>71200336
This thing there because I asked and gift cards of random femail and autist things

>>71200705
>getting a polaroid
>on valentines day
>in the Netherlands
>from a Dutch male
?????????

Is ya boy from Hilversum or Wassenaar

>>71200544
Dat is interessant. Houden jullie van Nederland?

>>71200827
>wassenaar
You guessed it desu.
But I told him that I never got a nice gift from a guy before and he just got his money and ordered mentioned things for me online. :3 but the food alone was nice as well.

>>71200841
Ja, ik vind dit land helemaal gezellig man. De meisjes zijn een beetje gek, de neppe deus snapbacks zijn fucking kanker maar dit land is mijn favorite europeese land.

En fietsen (wanneer het weer niet helemaal slecht is) is in dit land een echte plesier. Ik hou helemaal van Nederland.

report him

>>71200284
No you don't dude, you're just seeing things, this is one of the effects of having multiple personality disorder.

>>71200994
baka goddamn

>dude's from wassenaar
no way
I finished HS in wassenaar, know that place like the back of my hand.

>food was nice
on Langstraat?

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>tfw no bf

>>71200995
Ja, ik houd van Nederland, en Nederlands is niet belangrijke.

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>mfw he will never be my bf

>>71201194
THICK ASS

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why why

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he is he is too hot 4 me whhhhhhhhhhhyyyy

>>71201396
>Manlet detected
Why are you going for shortfags?

>>71201396
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>>71201493
stop posting yourself, this dude is
>underage
>5/10

nice trips doe

>>71201366
nee, maar ik wil de taal leren.

What about you anon? Just a Dutchaboo?

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>>71201589
kek anon
if i was him i would have already killed myslelf

>>71199622
>>71199664
hot

>>71201589
Yeah, just a Dutchaboo, and my grandfather used to live and work there. What are the Dutch girls like?

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>>71201662
Please fuck off

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>>71201746
ah, I see.

Direct af, which is refreshing. I like Dutch girls, they're chill, especially in Amsterdam. They're all fit af as well thanks to the exercise they get.

>tfw soft spot for Dutch girls speaking in Dutch
I really don't understand why, but it comes across cute af.

>>71201645
is that so

>>71201332
No just at his house (dominos bizza)
But eh its the netherlands and its better than nothing
>hs
High school? Cool

>>71200995
Plezier is met een z :^)
>neppe deus snapbacks
Is dit de straattaal van tegenwoordig? Ben ik zo out of touch?

>Muslims posting trap porn
How haram

>>71202449
> >Muslims posting trap porn
color me surprised

>>71201928
I am a big fan of Dutch girls, admittedly.

British girls are easy, but also much TOO easy.

>>71202491
>People posting porn
Quelle surprise
Inb4 muslims aren't people, they're equal to slavs at worst.

>>71202541
hm, i wasn't joking about you or anything
it just so happens that the most homophobic countries IRL are the gayest on int

>>71202541
Is it always like this? This is my first time in a /MENA/ thread.

>>71202973
Yes. Our wars screwed them up just like the two nukes on Japan. Anglos bombing Germany is what turned them into a bunch of pussies, too

>>71202206
yup

fair enough mayne

>>71202385
>met een z
oh, sorry man!

>is dit de straattaal van tegenwoordig
Geloof ik, ja. Maar dit is ook de mainstream straattaal, vis-a-vis Lil Kleine en dit kanker.

>zo out of touch
Hoe oud ben jij? Of ben jij een neet?

>>71202496
yeah, I saw that when I was there. I went to the fringe and girls were throwing themselves at me not for any particular redeeming quality, but because I've an afro.
>>71202973
the trapposting is new

you'll usually find arguments about whatever else though

>>71202973
Been like this for a few days now, can't say I've been here longer than two weeks or so?

>>71203078
Morocco didn't get fucked in a war, though.

I was only here for an innocent question about my sister and her boyfriend. :(

>>71203281
25, en pseudoneet. Heb tegenwoordig een gesubsidieerde werkplek voor 16 uur de week. Ach ja, het is een begin.

>>71203391
ah, OK.

Wanneer je in Amsterdam-Oost / De Bijlmer of Rotterdam-Zuid bent vind je het echte ghetto shit; een nieuwe nederlandse taal dat moelijk om te verstaan is, ayyy.

Je bent 25, je bent nog jong man. Je pakt diet!

>>71203281
>>71203294
I don't mind arguments, but traps are gross, and definitely gay.

>>71203587
dit*

>>71203616
the arguments are just as cancerous. But, much like if you get cancer, it grows on you.

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>>71203707

https://youtu.be/tMI6G_pT6aU

>>71203587
Amsterdam/Rotterdam/Almere, kankergezwellen als het op Nederlands aankomt als ik het internet mag geloven. Ach ja, het is in ieder geval geen Fries :^)
(Voor vergelijking, geboren en getogen in een klein kutdorp op de grens Drenthe/Overijssel, tegenwoordig woonachtend in Grunn)

>>71203616
Ah, but you don't get it, in the MENA world it's not gay if you're the top.

>>71203658
I think I'll be a regular here. May need more help on Emirati culture and the UAE, too.

>>71203796
I have much to learn yet, then.

>>71203796
>geen Fries
shots fired

>Grunn
Hoe is het in Grunn? Ik weet dat het een moie stad is, maar ik was nooit daar geweest.

>>71203797
man, you'll have a blast. I think we're one of the friendlier generals around tbqh, ironically enough.

>>71204166
We'll, at the moment, I have all of the general threads (17 by my count) open at once, posting somewhat simultaneously, and this general seems like it will be one of the more fun ones.

why does this fucking piece of shit gets a free ticket janitor ?

>>71204301
oh, wait till the iraqi and the algerianfag get into arguments

>>71204491
What is the optimal time to be on /MENA/?

>>71204166
It's a nice city. There's plenty of foreigners/immigrants here too, but not to a level that I mind.

>>71204488
I dunno, he lets this happen, for free?!

>>71204524
it varies really, weekends are a bit more active though.

Are you from London btw?

>>71204571
yeah, you guys have a pretty impressive uni there as well, a couple of my friends are studying there.

>traps


disgusting desu

>>71204651
Thankfully not. I'm a countryside lad.

>>71189771
Which country is it legal to have a harem of sex slaves?

>>71204926
oh snap boii

this is why they hate us you know

>I have talked to an Egyptian Erasmus student
>said "habibi" to him, because it is the only arabic word I know
>He wanted to punch me

:d

>>71205108
I am not a big fan of London. Doesn't appeal to me.

>>71205107
bump

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wow this is a cool board

>>71204301
Nice new alt Murad.

>>71205674
Murad?

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wassup arab bros? mena union when?

>>71205812
Post face

>>71205145
ayyyyy

>>71205172
really? there's a lot going on there though

>>71205812
ayyy eyo mayne

how's life under trump?

>>71205856
Nothing has changed. I expect it to get a lot worse tho

>>71205856
There's a lot going on, but it's all the bad stuff. I want traditional comfy times, so countryside is nicer.

>>71205888
oh man, good luck with that dude

can't be all bad if you get trips

>>71205933
fair enough mayne, more power to ya

Do you live in the north or south?

>Image limit reached

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-962vVqiURE

>>71206014
I'm northern. Surprised that there was an Emirati near me at all, honestly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKLN6boesU

>>71205812
Post boipucci :333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMnnjuX1dhI

>>71206055
if your sis met him at uni, I wouldn't be too surprised; Arabs with enough money try always and study abroad wherever they can get in, regardless of the actual level of the school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSjEGz4mayg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJq5kvEO3Uo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5nP4Ios4vk

>>71206122
Yeah, that was how they met. The uni they attend isn't bad, in any case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvQAta6jOA

Are Moroccans the kurds of NA?

>>71206226
no surprises there then.

>uni isn't bad in any case
oh, I didn't mean they attend bad ones, it's simply a preference to study abroad because unis abroad are better developed than those at home anyways for the most part.

>>71206408
Did you attend university?

>>71206474
I'm in one right now! Hopefully finishing my BSc this year

>>71206537
Very impressive. Do you plan to stay in the Netherlands?

>>71206584
Yeah, gonna try and do my MSc next year, it'd be pretty sweet if I could. Amsterdam's chill as a city.

>>71206648
Do you have family in the Netherlands?

>>71206701
yeah, for now. They're leaving pretty soon though, my dad's contract ends in spring.

>>71206764
Shame. Back to Egypt then, I suppose?

>>71206824
yeah, pretty much. I'm hanging out here till I'm done with my education though.

>mfw can't post reaction images because of trap poster
>mfw I have no face

this is why people hate us

Hiyas.

>>71190342
>United Cuckold Emirates
>Arab

Choose one, kike slave.

Remember the day Algeria decided to fuck France back? Well I don't either. KEK.

Daily reminder than if you aren't black haired and brown skinned then you're not an Arab.

>>71206947
>this is why people hate us
bad news m8

>>71206947
>Implying traps aren't sexy

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Would anyone be willing to translate some song names from Arabic to English? I can offer cute anime girls or national socialist pics in exchange

>>71207322
France is already fucking itself up, senpai.

>>71208981
Wouldn't Google translate that shit for you?

>>71208981
cute anime girls would suffice

>>71210669
(((google))) translate is garbage

>>71210722
I'll post a screencap of the files and some of my cutes anime grills when you guys make a new thread. Any preferences? I have loli, catgirls and pretty much everything else. No traps or homo stuff though despite my flag

>>71210722
He or she will have to deliver them on the next thread.

>>71210761
Loli and catgirls would be nice but are they SFW? It's only because I find it more appealing than NSFW.

>>71210790
I've got both when it comes to cat girls, but I don't want to get banned so you only get SFW

>>71210761
Anything is okay.
>No traps or homo stuff though
fantastic

>>71210766
I'll shitpost and make a new one

>>71210810
Neato.