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>>71187426
Hello moor namefag attention whore
I am going to get a gf
Paha Sapa
The perfect gf
inb4 lewd canadian poster appears
>>71187811
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0jDZBOQ94M
>>71187973
inb4 he blueballs me again
>>71187811
nope
>>71188211
>1 hour of dark fantasy country music
>waiting on boss to say if i get the day off or not
its 100% chance of rain
let my niggas go bossman
>>71188278
if dubs just say fuck it senpai
lads™
>>71188333
>Fathers going into surgery today or tomorrow
life is shit
>>71188350
More proof Minnesota is rightful Canadian clay
>>71188333
awww shiiiit senpai
but theyre about to start new hires and clearing house
so theyre looking for an excuse to fire folks
but i dont think ima have to work
>>71188372
He will be okay
>>71188350
I just say "man", tb'h
>>71188398
We'll trade you Minnesota for the rest of Cascadia, senpai
>>71188428
I hope so.
>>71188350
What do they use in Washington and Oregon?
>>71188350
>arkansas firmly dudebro capital
>>71188496
I'm from Pennsylvania and never been to the North-West coast, honestly; everyone I've met there likes to use "Guy," though.
Dogald Trump and the Democats
>>71188398
Minnesota is Somalian clay.
>>71188417
>tfw tornado warning
might die today lads
>>71188350
I say bro, dude and guy and sometimes buddy
>bro
>buddy
>dude
>fella
>pal
>Not just saying lad
>>71188665
build mattress fort
stash snacks and water in it
shitpost from there til the warning is over
>>71188762
fuck off back to that british cesspit of pakis
>>71189074
but i love you
>>71188762
after all this time on here I say lad now irl but everyone else just looks at me weird
>>71189147
I say lad but not often. /cum/ has gotten me saying bud.
>>71189122
Hans Island is Canadian soil.
>>71189218
If it's Canadian, why is it named Hans Island and not John or George Island?
I had a very long dream about fucking my mother last night. I dressed her up in a schoolgirl outfit and then I began to run my hands all over her 53 year old body. She stroked the hair on my chest, kissed me, and sunk to her knees. My mother then slide my boxer shorts
down and began to lick my penis. She also used one hand to fondle my balls. I grew hard an soon her face was buried in my pubic hair. After a few minutes I laid her down and slipped my hand into her panties, I stroked her pussy and she began to moan. She moaned "Bernd, its so good, you are such a good son." I then, while continuing to rub her pussy, leaned foward and began to suck on her large breasts. She embraced me and I felt secure in her breasts. After a while I stood up and slipped her lace panties off her legs, her skirt was still flipped up on her stomach. Now I entered my mother. She moaned my name and pulled me closer. We locked lips, mother and son, and then I began to cum. I filled my mother with my cum and when I stepped back she was dripping on her bed, full of her son's semen.
now I need to wash my sheets
>>71189274
I don't usually say this
But I think it's time for you to get laid
Even a prostitute would be good enough
>>71189218
checkmate>>71189265
>>71189265
>>71189321
>The island is named after Hans Hendrik
>Hendrik was hired by the American explorer Elisha Kent Kane for the 1853–55 Second Grinnell Expedition to search for the lost Franklin expedition.
Read up on the Franklin expedition if you're ignorant of it. Hans was /our guy/ and if anything weakens Greenlands claim. Denmark is irrelevant in the situation.
Also maybe google before attempted banter.
>>71189443
So what you're saying is that it belongs to America?
>>71189565
i think thats what he's saying
>>71189443
thanks for the island maplenigger
>>71189565
>>71189599
Again, maybe try at least reading the first few paragraphs in Wikipedia if you don't want to continue making an ass out of yourselves.
I want to be locked up in a mental hospital. Life is so easy there. Have you ever been in such a place?
>>71189636
on the contrary
im going to keep making an ass of myself and not read the paragraphs on your shitty unimportant island
>>71189636
you do know that we are just shitposting.. right?
>>71189636
Fuck you, the island is ours. You said so yourself.
>>71189674
It's actually kind of important. I'll spoon feed you a little.
Think of China building islands to try and claim they own more ocean territory. Think of what happens when the north passage opens up due to the ice caps melting. That little island could give ocean water rights that mean a lot of money in the future.
going to visit my mother today /cum/
what should i buy her?
>I go into /cum/ to have serious political discussions and get angry when others aren't joining in
>>71189734
give it to america
we will defend what you can't
>bossman calls
>no work
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
>>71189740
I charge you 100 bucks an hour to pleasure your mom
>>71189686
I accept your surrender and admittance to being wrong. Such is to be expected from a tiny country.
>>71189800
ebin dude
>>71189793
When the ice melts more odds are your ships will hang out north because of Alaska anyways. You'll have to legalize and buy our seal products to use the Hans Island passage though.
The Sino-American War will be over water rights
Are you ready to die for water?
>>71189853
Or we'll just tell you to let us and you will
I mean what are you gonna do about it? NATO doesn't protect members from infighting and nobody's gonna kick us out over it
>>71189853
we'll make sure to cut a deal while trudeau is in office so we can bully him during negotiations
>>71189899
We'll report yourself to you and the logical and red tape fuckary will cost you billions in court so we win either way. Free policing of our territory and robbing the Americans of their own tax money.
>>71189951
Just offer him a red balloon and lewd manga that's banned in Canada.
>>71189982
i wonder what kind of lewd manga he likes
prolly shota or femdom
>>71190066
The more banned in Canada, the better I think.
I wonder what Trump and Putin like?
>>71189953
You think you'll have zero court costs, anon? And what's stopping us from invading?
Good morning snowflakes
>>71190139
Beavers, seals, moose, and awful weather.
>>71190144
morning lad
who a cute boy here?
It was good
hey canada, here's your island, bitch
>>71190284
that's a photo of pepe
are you mentally okay, Denmark?
I bully Canadians on /int/ sometimes but I like Canadians in real life
I've only met a couple in real life and they were nice people
>>71190303
i'm punching u
>>71190328
i bully canadians but i generally like them
but i've met two in real life and they were both faggots
one had a sleeve of tattoos of bible verses in hebrew, guy was a douchebag
>>71190375
no you aren't? there's no one in my home.
if there was i'd invite him out to breakfast.
TIL you can make (((((anything))))) look suspicious by putting several sets of parentheses around it.
>>71190381
So he was a Jew?
>>71190417
(((((You)))))
>>71190328
I'm nice to canadians online, but I've met a few in real life and most of them were dorks. Some were cool.
>>71190284
>>71190328
>>71190381
did you beat him up?
The Quebecois accent is pretty cute buds
>>71190398
yeah but just imagine that i'm punching you virtually, online, yeah?
>>71190461
no he was a christian
he thought it was extra spiritual or some shit. A whole fucking sleeve of different sized hebrew verses
>>71190483
nah i just ignored him when he came to parties at my place, guy tried too hard with girls and came off cringey so it was always better to avoid him
Made a thread
>>71190549
Most canucks I've met irl are pretty chill tbqh
it just seems a ton them here get asshurt way too easily
>>71190676
>it just seems a ton them here get asshurt way too easily
Take that back
>>71190714
case in point.
>>71190542
I'd rather imagine you going on a date with me to Timmies.
We'd get bacon biscuits, and take our coffee and go for a walk in the snow. Give me some of your hair.
*pats canada on the head*
Ssssshh, easy, bebi, easy... I'm ur friend, oki?
>>71190563
He'll probably feel silly about the tattoos when he gets older.
the first thing i'll do after becoming rich is to buy a golf course in any british isle
>>71190782
he shouldve felt silly picking them out
i swear one of them was the "walk through the valley of the shadow of death" verse
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrC78f0U85Q
First thing I'll do after becoming rich is to buy a massive area of land and build a medieval keep for a home.
>>71187426
trash edition
>>71190989
Most people end up regretting their tattoos. Like getting stupid little quotes or a girl/boyfriends name who they break up with soon after. Tattoos are just a bad idea desu.
>>71191012
>windsor
>>71191012
So how are you gonna be spending today, Windsor?
>>71191062
>Are Kansas
>>71191079
I'm going to finish up my lab work and study for my class later
I've evolved beyond the need for love and gfs
>>71191040
agreed
plus they turn into splotches of shit after a few decades no matter how good it looked when it was tattooed
>>71191126
how are you senpai
>I've evolved beyond the need for love and gfs
>>71191149
pretty good
havent gotten a chance to watch those movies though
how're you
>>71191127
There's going to be a lot of weird looking old people in a few decades. I wonder if they'll ever figure out a better method for tattoo removal.
good map
good map
>>71191170
t. lesser ape
Made a Thread
>>71191278
>>71191181
great, got the day off work from bad weather
Thanks for your reply, Canadaman.
>>71191399
I did the deed, now share me your families schnitzel recipe.
>>71187426
> Frank Ancona's dead
> Kim Jong-nam's dead
> Michael Flynn resigned
Man this month is going GREAT
>>71191359
that's good
having some iffy weather over here too but I'm enjoying it
I was walking up a hill yesterday and raised my leg to take a step, and almost got flipped over by the wind
Nothing wrong with tattoos as long as is something meaningful, a close family member name, heritage, nationality etc.
I've had diarrhea of some sort for days now. I'm just shitting water at this point. Wish I knew what I was sick with.
It's his birthday today, guys!
>>71191305
>>71191450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFAAtsVtB0
>>71191714
>heritage, nationality etc.
white power?
>>71191742
tell him to kill himself in your language
Sum up your life in one picture
>>71191752
>It's in German.
I should have anticipated this.
>>71191786
>>71191786
>>71191786
I don't need a picture. I've been shitting water for five days. That sums it up nicely.
>>71191809
is she getting dicked in her anus?
>>71191819
Don't die, drink a lot
>>71191786
>>71191788
idk there's not much of a recipe for schnitzel
take veal
pound it to ~3mm thickness
salt pepper
flour
eggwash
breadcrumbs
bake it in lard (important that it's lard)
done
or just use pork if you want to
but the real vienna style is with veal, tastes so much better
pork has a poopy taste
>>71191848
As soon as I took a sip of my morning coffee I could feel another stirring in my bowels. I'm now posting from the can.
>>71191756
yeah, sure
something meaningful for you
>>71191969
>coffee
Drink water when you're sick you mongoloid
>>71191954
Thanks, buddy. I had it once at an Austrian restaurant and it was amazing. Need to learn how to make it.
>>71191786
>>71192000
I desperately want my morning coffee though. I know it's unhealthy in this trying time but I must take pleasure how I can.
I hope this is intestinal infection and not adverse reaction to new medication. If the latter I will be stuck on this pill for at minimum of three months. Three months of this, by God.
>>71191786
I think this thread is gay
>>71192224
I think you're cute ;3
>>71192224
and this is from your country
It's Valentine's day and I have no gf
>>71192278
thanks
>>71192291
what the heck
Keeps getting Latinas on Tinder, buds. What does this mean? Is it my destiny to have mixed race kids?
>>71192332
California, more like Caliphornia
Please congratulate this anon with his birthday, /cum/!
>>71191305
>>71192347
Yes. Join the white genocide.
>>71192366
you posted this on /brit/ too you slut
>>71192354
Majority of arabs are chaldean christian and majority of muslims are like ethiopian.
>>71192352
Show me the dick
why are the french just so much greater than every other people on earth?
>>71192366
You already posted it here, anon. I already gave him his birthday (You)
>>71192407
bog
>>71192394
>>71192419
my bad, must have been another anon.
>>71192399
I haven't found any pictures of his dick
Yet
>working with this little qt who tells me she just broke up with her bf
>says it's because she barely found out how racist he was
>says out of nowhere went on a rant about Mexicans and how whites are superior in every way
>mfw
>>71192569
YOU EXCITED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY EVENING ANONS?
>>71192618
Would unironically gas this qt.
Wish I could not be autism around female
>>71192777
>get matches on Tinder
>some of them are pretty qt
This only confirms my fear that it's my personality keeping my single and not my looks. I can't even blame it on genetics.
Cute song to fit today's Valentine's Day theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3EMTAr-UBY
>mfw I save all the Tinder screenshots people post on here
>>71192895
>on /cum/
>this video is not available in your country
Do you just fucking suck at everything?
>>71192912
It's because I'm documenting the Year of GF to see how many people succeed
>>71192955
LOL
Land of the "FREE"
what a fucking shithole America is
>>71192352
When will she do porn
that feel when no ~100lbs lighter and 11 inches shorter than me 18 year old /fa/ gf
I have not had social media in years. Even as early adopter in first month going public to none university students I think I only ever had some sixteen people at maximum "friended." These were primarily family members. All of them family members.
as you read this post, a viril argentine stallion is putting his seed DEEP inside an americans womb, and theres nothing you can do about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWTKFfWQM7g
>>71192912
Did you save the ones I posted with the 4chan meme girl?
It hurts
>>71193001
I don't care because I'm putting mine into a Canadian womb
>>71192990
>she
I thought I'd have some luck with tinder today of all days
>>71193001
I don't even care anymore. I am to die in poverty, alone and at my own hand. Fact I have made it to this age is accomplishment enough. So what matters that someone else has found joy in hell on earth?
>>71193019
No, I only started with the picture of Dogface that Arizona anon posted
Only have four right now, three of which are from the guy who keeps getting CHIs
what a sick show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00qRLXF35yw
Need to relive that time
No gf plenty of girls numbers in my phone but im too of a bitch to call them
>have a "tranny" bf
>before hrt
>they want to watch a movie or something
>can't be bothered and just want to lie in bed
>>71193075
Dogface is really cutesy.
I wish them the best of luck.
I wonder what he has up his sleeve for today. Their first Valentine's so he needs to make it special.
>>71193131
Gay
CUTE!
> I don't even care anymore. I am to die in poverty, alone and at my own hand. Fact I have made it to this age is accomplishment enough. So what matters that someone else has found joy in hell on earth?
>>71192855
Literally me
Reminder that /cum/ is a scrub-free zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>71193064
uhmmmm shes a real girl just like all the other ones
>>71193166
Sometimes I feel bad for my parents, my family, in how much I have failed as a person, but looking at this image at least I have never had my mother do THAT
kek some amerilard is shitposting the fuck out of my bay leaf thread.
good work my man
>>71193075
Unironically delet this
t. Arizona anon
>>71193237
>>71193166
>I didn't even notice that until now
>>71193255
I saw that thread earlier. Nothing surprises me anymore. I hate working in any position dealing one-to-one with customers. I imagine it doesn't even cross their mind when posting to twitter or whatever that they just ate a bowl of leaves and that they are upset about one in specific.
Nylon
>>71193391
Pylon
>>71193309
Look closer. He has a beard which I assume is sprouting from his neck. It almost gives me hope about my personal situation knowing that this young gent likely had a decent home, loving mother no doubt, and still ended up a horrible failure.
Waiting for the gf
I NEED sex and love
>>71193587
A poo falls in love with a loo, unable to confess...
>>71193587
You'll be waiting til sun and moon fall from the sky.
>>71193610
A bit of affection, friendship. Would be nice. Give up hope.
>>71193620
I can see her on the horizon
>>71193612
Unable to flush
>>71193587
desire of gf leads only to destruction
>>71193221
are you a NEET?
I'm gonna have SEX today, buds
Also I'm leaving now
See you tomorrow
>>71193913
Good riddance
Do girls just use tinder to boost their egos when matching with guys who aren't Chad?
Every single one has ghosted me after I've complimented them. Time to start being a dickhead and see if that works
>>71193987
probably, i imagine it's a tool pretty people use for vanity
like those old "rate me" websites for forums
>>71191248
Merge NWT, the Great Plains, Deseret (?) and Texas and you've got one hell of a nation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBGvm_sXMzQ
Post tunes
>>71194228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3zMbvleA1A
>>71194228
mongolian war music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfKHpj02RE4
>>71194159
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Deseret
>>71194228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fdQgESYSt8
>What people are the best at fight?
In my opinion, Eastern Europeans, Mexicans and Central Americans and Irish are the best fighters.
>What people are the sissies at fight?
In my opinion, Italians, Arabs and East Asians are the pussiest.
Fucking kek lads
https://www.goybook.com/clickcompe/videos/1839745906291637/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
This guy has been waiting for his date for almost an hour and she hasn't showed up
Now people gathered around him and he's being streamed just standing there to 70k people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuyDWzctgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16h6vLy6n4A
>>71194681
>anon's first date
>>71194681
>something happens and very late for date
>arrive
>off in distance there is crowd of people and guy awkwardly waiting
>get uncomfortable and leave
this is awful
Hello!
>>71194681
SHE SHOWED UP
>>71194848
Пpивeт.
>>71194848
Hola, Buenos Dias, mi amigo.
>>71194935
Pls don't hack me
>>71194681
She showed up
>>71194960
в пopядкe
>>71194885
>>71194966
>>71194946
Back to the other side of the wall
>>71195053
happy ending
le hon hon hon le huhuhu
>>71194228
https://youtu.be/zK268TLKCK4?list=PL7B522A29419FCD28
https://youtu.be/to0XR-9yimQ?list=PL7B522A29419FCD28
https://youtu.be/qFfybn_W8Ak?list=PL7B522A29419FCD28
>>71194228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDGuyGPJ_JE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lF2qEA2cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
https://youtu.be/cKCRHhmHvjg?list=PL7B522A29419FCD28
An old /cum/ classic.
>tfw no gf for valentines day
>pink floyd
hate having size 14 feet tbqh, the cut off for most lines is 13
>>71195400
leave it to conneticuck to have shit taste in music
>>71195400
>I listen to nigger music, dubstep, and like anime music.
>I dont like Pink Floyd
>>71195458
12 master race
>>71195461
>Tennessemen slurper
>>71195499
stop projecting bud
pink floyd has like two good songs and everything else is trash
>>71195532
>connecticuck boy slut
>>71195499
If you don't like all of anime music, dubstep, classical music and metal you're a complete fag.
>>71193861
no, I am not a scrub
>>71195570
this. pretty much like acdc, the rolling stones and nirvana
>pink floyd has like two good songs and everything else is trash
LEAF is STEALING my catchphrase
>>71194186
>>71195570
Their albums are nice when you listen to them in full. I think that's how they were originally designed to be listened to on records.
>>71195583
Sure, kid. Sure.
>>71195638
not an argument
to fedora post is to admit defeat
>to fedora post is to admit defeat
>to fedora post is to admit defeat
>>71195649
Nonsensical post
>>71195627
cant argue with that
I bet you kiddos listen to hip-hop. You're essentially niggers.
>>71195672
t. only listened to The Wall
>>71195720
>>71195638
>>71195715
>>71195771
>>71195638
>>71195499
>>71195771
is hip-hop still a thing?
I thought it started dying in the late 90's
>>71195796
fuck off burger lard
>to fedora post is to admit defeat
>>71195822
>a fucking leaf
>>71195771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaCReubaYQ
>>71195729
i 5 year old kid whos just learning how to play the guitar can tell acdc use the SAME 3 chords for every song they make. how can people rate this band is beyond me.
am I the only one who never found gianna micheals attractive?
>>71195771
No, I listen to edgy music and glittery emo pop.
I have the music taste of a 14 year old scene girl.
Gonna have to be a no on this one, buds
>>71195826
big veiny tits are the best tits
Does this count as hip-hop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_r5I6QF1b0
>>71195865
No, she looks like an animal
>>71195848
*floats and lands on your face*
that'll teach you
5 year old kid whos just learning how to play the guitar can tell NMH use the SAME 3 chords for every song they make. how can people rate this band is beyond me.
>>71195873
>living single
I bet
I have to do a presentation and put together a poster board about my internship experience.
Fuck this gay shit
>>71196005
Lol jr high all over again
>>71196005
make it look as shitty as possible
write in crayon
put in maximum effort to make it look terrible. do it faggot.
>>71195911
*flicks your stem*
>>71196005
>poster board
Is this middle school?
Gonna send a message to Bill Burr now
>>71196051
Community college is pretty close
>>71196040
harder
My favorite class right now is one where the professor just lectures and doesn't make us do homework (excluding the fact that I have to go to a simulated crime scene later this year)
It's nice
>>71196167
>I have to go to a simulated crime scene later this year
What are you studying? It sounds exciting.
Milo is a funny guy.
>>71195919
Low iq people like simple music.
eg; >>71195286
>>71196201
It's a Crime Scene Investigation class
>>71196243
Still mad people made fun of you for liking nigger music with no real instruments, sweetie?
>>71196249
yeah I got that, but what is your major?
>>71196138
No.
I like electronic music
Fight me, nerds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSXj6SBF6-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_DX1A7f43o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5auyUSI6as4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4kqIruQcvQ
>>71196226
he's gay
>>71196321
Right now it's biology, but I'm thinking of switching to Criminal Justice if I like it
If I don't, I'm half way done with my biology major (because I need to study about 5 hours a day to keep my grades up)
If I do, then Criminal Justice doesn't require nearly as many classes as biology, so my biology units will count towards the amount I need to graduate
>>71196226
Can't wait for the day he gets shot
>>71196465
same desu
>>71196305
O I don't listen to Kike garbo honey.
Hello /cum/
did it just get a whole lot gayer in here?
I started using cologne so my clothes smell nice
>>71196558
It's been pretty gay ever since you started posting
>>71196427
I never knew you can do these interesting classes in biology. Most of my friends that studied it were pissed, as you said, you need to invest a lot of time but the courses were boring in their opinion. Medicine seems more intersting, my best friend had some autopsy classes or similar.
>>71196493
I can already see the political cartoons about it. Something like a gun with "liberals" written on it and Milo's corpse saying "free speech".
>>71196576
>>71196597
The crime scene investigation class is part of Criminal Justice
Thing is that I like biology but there are too many classes that require hours of studying every day and I've never been more miserable than when I was taking nothing but bio classes just to graduate on time
>>71196465
Edgy
>>71196558
>californian posters frequent this general
it's at a constant rate of gay
>>71196649
I don't know, I'd say think of change your subject, that's what I did and I felt better (at least at the beginning) now that I've changed. The thing is that there are always classes that suck, but I'm sure you know this yourself.
do normies not like suicide jokes?
i made one the other day it got super quiet
>>71196558
;_;
>all hip hop is kike garbo
nice meme
>>71196891
I don't think normies understand the situation at all. They think of suicide as something radical and talking about it makes them feel uncomfortable.
For some reason they feel like they'd have some kind of responsability to make everyone happy, but some people simply aren't, even if you'd think they have nothing to complain about.
You have to find the right people to talk about these things.
>>71196353
typical slav
>>71196891
Teenagers make suicide jokes all the time. Older millennial still see them as taboo I believe.